/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU.

HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT REMILIA SCARLET'S TIGHT PASSAGE WAS PENETRATED BY MY PONDEROUS PECKER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO, KNOWING THAT YOU'RE FAVORITE SEXY VAMP WHIMPERED IN A MIXTURE OF PAIN AND PLEASURE AS I THRUST REPEATEDLY INTO HER WHILE KNEADING HER CUTE LOLI CHEST? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT I PACKED HER PUSSY WITH MY SUCCULENT SPERM, THEN FLIPPED HER OVER AND STUCK IT IN HER POOPER? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT YOU'RE TOUHOU SQUEALED LIKE A STUCK PIG AND CAME WITH MY COCK IN HER TIGHT ASSHOLE? HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL, PATHETIC LOSER WEEABOO FAGGOT, KNOWING THAT AS SHE LAY THERE, SORE AND SHAKING, SEMEN SLOWLY LEAKING FROM FRONT AND BACK, SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT ME AND MY HUGE COCK?

FELT GOOD, MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Remilia anyway. I hope she was a good lay, it's nice to see a fellow anon enjoy something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230224
How does it feel to know that Remilia is imaginary, and you will probably never have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>ponderous pecker
My favorite part of this pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

The term 'succulent sperm' makes it seem like it's been cooked into a stew. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>Huge cock
> /jp/ anon
HAHAHAHA RIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230224
cool story, sis

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

Loli? In my mind Remilia's personality/bodytype is that of a 20-30 year old ojou-sama with strong charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia isn't my're Touhou, but she is hot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230236
haha this guy is fucking awesome!

>>2230224
enjoy your hand

[Anonymous No.]

STOP DOING THOSE THINGS TO OTHER PEOPLES WAIFU ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>I FUCKED YOU'RE TOUHOU

But I am not touhou

[Anonymous No.]

What, no "I GUARANTEE IT"?

Learn your memes, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I still feel that sticking your penis into someone's pooper is extremely disgusting.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

TMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230279
This.

Do you people know how many diseases you can get from that? Not to mention the mess you have to deal with afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230253
>She's short and looks like a little girl under the age of ten

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6405195

/jp/ fucking you're touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230253
Your mind is as empty as your forum. Or should I say you're mind?

>>2230272
>>2230279
I WORE A CONDOM. I GUARANTEE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230224
Jealous. Is that what you wanted to hear, you asshole? fucking bastard.

Now I'll just go to my corner and silently rage. and then when I'm tired of raging, open my Remilia folder and try to fap my jealousy away... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230224

Good thing Remilia's not my Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230301
>>you're mind
>>you're

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230355
;_;
That's it. From now on, whenever I buy an umbrella I'll choose the weirdest one. I don't want more girls to have the sad history of Kogasa...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an alpha male /jp/.

And girls in Gensokyo want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That shrine maiden you like who is dresses weird in a cute way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps staying back at the shrine no one visits for reasons you don't understand? The one who flies to your room at 1 am to cry about how no one has made donations in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond her armpits?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot maid who won't even look at you when you nod at her and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the mansion and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her house repair, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her pads too, even harder.

The youkai magician you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays with dolls on her table, and lives alone, and acts tsundere? She's so adorable and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage beyond the RP'ing to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me she'll always love me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230382
heh.

[Anonymous No.]

I GUARANTEE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2230413
Spoilers: You can make reference to the GEORGE ZIMMER copypasta (ponderous pecker, etc.) without hitting your reader over the head with it.