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Has jp finally embraced the Lunarian overlords?

>> No.22287865 [DELETED] 

Ime munaa vitun homo

>> No.22287883

no, every day the moon sits there in the sky, just out of reach, mocking us with opportunity that next to nobody will ever get to realise. for that reason I despise it.

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>> No.22288230

fuck off junko

>> No.22288774

2 wars weren’t enough

>> No.22289335

Do Lunarians fuck turtles like white girls fuck dogs?

>> No.22289547

nuke the moon

>> No.22289580

embraced that a long time ago

>> No.22289589

Lunarians or Luniggers, as I like to call them, get of this board right now! /jp/ is earthling only otherwise I'll put Alice in a rocket and send her to the moon.

>> No.22290144

Genji finally getting laid after being neglected by the red-and-white? Good, he deserves to live a little after raising an ungrateful granddaughter.

>> No.22290690

we nuked you moonbitches and blew the fuck out of your shitty army once already you filthy moonshitter, don't make us come back up there to hand you your collective asses again.

>> No.22291217

Give us 20 years moon nigger, we will wipe out your pathetic kind and colonise the moon for ourselves.

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20 years? Perhaps it'll be another 100 when that times passes, or never. Depending on how quickly your garbage makes future launches into space impossible. Really, human progress into space has stagnated.

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What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>> No.22292742

This copypasta, I'll put an end to it.

There's issue of purity anon. The Lunarians needed to put up a safe zone so the contamination wouldn't result in whole moon becoming uninhabitable.

It'd be like laughing an army sacrificing itself to put up barriers against thermonuclear radiation. Of course casualties are going to mount.

But the Watatsuki sisters managed to contain the deadliest disaster to contaminate the moon.

Removing the flag is equivalent to scraping the elephant foot out of chernobyl.

A symbol of victory, yet nothing of substance.

>> No.22294545

Literally me and my mom.

>> No.22302450

Reminder to not believe Lunarian propaganda.

>> No.22307493

That turtle looks like a dick

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