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2225991 No.2225991 [Reply] [Original]

I hate when this happens.

>> No.2226005

Yeah, I only got caught twice though.

>> No.2226072

>>2226005
Go on...

>> No.2226096

I am a stupid brother that masturbated in my big sister's room to one of her friends.

Anonymous. ♥

>> No.2226116

I am a stupid brother that masturbated in my own room to some fictional character.

Anonymous. ♥

>> No.2226119

I am a stupid friend that masturbated in my brother's room to one of his sisters

Anonymous. ♥

>> No.2226131
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>>2225991
Hey, that was on my birthday. Imagine that.

>> No.2226137
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2226137

のの
ワ

>> No.2226142

I love it when this happens.

>> No.2226169

I am a stupid nigger that voted John McCain

Anonymous. ♥

>> No.2226193

>>2226137
>>2225991
sauce?

>> No.2226195

You guys sure do love little sisters.

Fucking pedophiles don't know that older sisters are where it's at.

>> No.2226196

>>2226137
oh god

>> No.2226205
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>>2226195

>> No.2226208

>>2226205
...Thread hidden.

I don't like crying. ;_;

>> No.2226213

>>2226195
>older sisters are where it's at.
No. I should know, I have one.

>>2226096
I've probably done this at some point in time.

>> No.2226219

>>2226195
athens, my good man, don't act so rude. As connoisseurs of the 2d female, I believe we should be able to respect a wide selection of tastes, even if some don't appeal directly to us.

>> No.2226220

>>2226213
>No. I should know, I have one.

She's probably ugly then.

>> No.2226223

>>2226219
True, true. I apologize to you imouto lovers. I just believe sometimes you hog the limelight from us onee-sama lovers.

>> No.2226227

>>2226205

that's not the correct story ...

>> No.2226228

>>2226195
Middle child here, grinning at my computer.

Bitches wish they were me.

>> No.2226229

>>2226223
I wish I had an older sister.

>> No.2226232

>>2226205
That SNOW heroine isn't the matchstick girl.

There's already an eroge with the matchstick girl in it, though - it's by GAIA, the eroge company that is notable for having so many totally-bottom-tier eroges (the worst things you can imagine, basically), and matchstick girl happens to be the worst eroge ever made.
http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=23947

>> No.2226236

>>2226232
The girl looks rather cute, though.

>> No.2226239

>>2226228
So? Older or younger? Which is better?

>> No.2226247

>>2226220
I think most people would consider her attractive, she seems to get enough guys interested in her, and even in 2D I greatly prefer little sisters. They're just superior.

>> No.2226260

>>2226223
Well, it's most common for men to be attracted to girls younger than themselves, so you can't really blame the majority for preferring the younger version of sisters.

>> No.2226264

>>2226137
>>2225991
whoa, you can:t pose these two without posting a sauce. It:s ILLEGAL.

>> No.2226265

>>2226223
>us onee-sama lovers.
>What the fuck is this shit?
>Who the fuck even LIKES big tits?!
Hmm, so you like onee-sama-type characters with flat chests?
Strange.

>> No.2226267

>>2226239
I like both.

>> No.2226271

>>2226239
Actually, usually the older one acts like a younger one would and vice versa. Shit's ridiculous sometimes

>> No.2226275

sauce

>> No.2226277
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>>2226264
They are only four images total, anyway.

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>> No.2226287

>>2226265
That does have a certain appeal to it, you must admit.

>> No.2226296

>>2226265
Flat chested oneesamas aren't all that uncommon in my h-doujins collection.

>> No.2226301

I caught my 7 years older sister playing with my dick when I was asleep. I was 9 at the time, do the maths.

>> No.2226308

>>2226265
You know that there is more variation than just DFC or mammoth breasts, right?

>> No.2226321

>>2226205
Matchseller in Moscow. How sad.

>> No.2226336

>>2226287
Yes, in a round-about kinda way.

>>2226308
Of course. But from his post I gathered he was talking about big breasts in general.

>> No.2226347

>>2226336
Small and medium breasts aren't large, though.

>> No.2226355

>>2226308
DFC>mammouth breasts>the rest.

>> No.2226358

>>2226355
I like them all.

>> No.2226360

>>2226347
Fine, I should have said "small breasts" instead of "flat chest". Point still stands though. I usually associate older sisters with well-endowed women.

>> No.2226368

>>2226277
what? I was really hoping he'd RAPE that little bitch

>> No.2226390

>>2226355
God no. I don't mind breasts occasionally, but freakishly large ones are a huge turn off. It depends a lot on how the artists draws them, but generally I like breasts less as they grow larger.

>>2226360
Medium breasts aren't small breasts though.

>> No.2226406

>>2226265
Go through the thread, I quite clearly state I like a happy medium and a happy medium for me is B cups.

Also, just got back from morning jog. Feels good man.

>> No.2226407

>>2226390
What would "medium" be anyway?
As I see it, B and under = small
C, D = big
rest = too big

>> No.2226408

>>2226406
Ah, okay.

>> No.2226413

Cup size can fluctuate depending on the brand of bra and where it is made.

>> No.2226416

>>2226413
How do you know this?

>> No.2226417

>>2226413
How are most bras fastened anyway?

Does /jp/ prefer the classic hook at the back or that wierd one where it's link at the front inbetween the two pads?

>> No.2226418

>>2226416

Have you ever worn *CLOTHES*?

There's not an article of clothing for which sizes are consistent.

>> No.2226422

>>2226416
I thought it was common knowledge?

>>2226417
Didn't you just answer your own question? The back, afaik. I'm not exactly Bra_Expert.

>> No.2226428

>>2226413
What the fuck are you talking about and why should I care?

>> No.2226429

>>2226422
Yeh but aren't there some that are quite difficult to unfasten?

>> No.2226431

>>2226429
Only takes one hand for most.

>> No.2226435

>>2226417
Depends. Sometimes I like how it looks when a girl unhooks from the back and slides it down her arms, but sometimes I also like it when they unhook from the front and their boobs just pop out.

>> No.2226437

>>2226431
Are girls more deft than guys?

>> No.2226438

>>2226429
As if any of us have to worry about something like that.

>> No.2226439

>>2226413
Well, that sucks. They should institute an SI metric for cup size.

>> No.2226442

This thread reminds me of those stereotypical nerd/geek/dork conversations about girls portrayed in media.

>> No.2226447

>>2226429
I haven't seen anything other than the hook. Hook takes some getting used to, and sometimes you get a particular bra with a badly bent hook or something but other than that it's not all that hard. Arisa is correct, most can be unfastened with one hand.

>> No.2226450

>>2226437
Well, you'd be more skilled at it if you do it often, regardless of gender.

>> No.2226452

Haha, oh wow.

/jp/ acting like they know anything about bras. You guys crack me up.

>> No.2226455

how did this awesome thread because a shitty bra info thread?

>> No.2226459

This thread was never awesome. Decent at best.

/jp/ is shit

>> No.2226461

>>2226450
Hmm. Fair enough. What's your preference anyway?

>>2226447
I see, thank you.

>> No.2226481

tripfags ruining another thread, nothing new

>> No.2226486

>>2226450
Have you ever unhooked another girl's bra?

>> No.2226489

>>2226481
The fuck are you saying, this has nothing to do with the fact he has a trip.
Fuck you and your tripfag idolization.

>> No.2226496

>>2226461
Back, it gives less chance of accidents happening and seems to give more support.

>>2226486
Yeah.

Wait, what? Why am I discussing bras now?

>> No.2226501
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2226501

>>2226489
butthurt tripfag in disguise

>> No.2226505

>>2226496
Describe your first time with another girl in cursory or illicit detail, depending on your preference.

>> No.2226508

Give me the source of the shit in the OP, fuck you brafags.

>> No.2226511

When it's a thread about sisters and unhooking bras, I feel that I have to talk about the time I unhooked big sis' bra. Too bad it's not a very exciting story. I think she was lying on her back and had asked me to rub some lotion on her back. The hooking mechanism is simple enough, but it will take a little experience to do it efficiently with one hand without looking. As a girl, you'll probably get the experience pretty fast, but as a guy... well, people like us won't need the experience anyway.

>> No.2226512

>>2226505
Haha, no.

>> No.2226513

>>2226508
You're an idiot.

>> No.2226520

>>2226513
Just tell me, I don't want to look through this thread

Or any thread.

>> No.2226531

>>2226512
Fair enough. Could you explain why you prefer girls to guys though? I've always been curious about the reasoning for the preference, is it the percieved 'gentleness' of a girl as opposed to a guy?

>> No.2226533

>>2226512
Did you have sex?

>> No.2226534

>>2226520
They are only four pictures, is it really that hard?
>>2225991
>>2226137
>>2226277
>>2226281

>> No.2226662,1 [INTERNAL] 

Looks like zip is down again

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2226548

>>2226505
Pervert

>> No.2226573

>>2226531
Undoing another girl's bra doesn't necessarily imply that she's a lesbian. But maybe you know more about this Arisa than I do.

I'm going to provide my two cents since I've asked myself that question a lot. I tend to enjoy the company of boys more. There are very few girls that I can tolerate, since most have made a habit of not thinking. Yet I cannot develop feelings beyond friendship for boys (at least I haven't been able to since I was 13 or 14). In fact, I am strangely averse to the idea of sexual contact of any kind with them, despite the fact that penises themselves do not particularly bother me. It's certainly not the 'gentle' thing, since I adore girls who act more like guys (people who act contrary to gender stereotypes really catch my attention).

tl;dr Inexplicable.

>> No.2226574

>>2226548
Don't try telling me you wouldn't love being athens-kun's big sis.

>> No.2226586

>>2226534
If I got off to big black boxes, I'd be happy. However, I don't, I get off to mosaic or small black lines. Anyone have a name or something?

>> No.2226591
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2226591

>>2226574
Only if I can beat the crap out of him and have him serve me tea.

>> No.2226671,1 [INTERNAL] 

I managed to post, but it took a while.
(>>2226671)

>> No.2226610

>>2226573
There's still a certain feminity to tomboys though. Don't you find? They are quite brittle on the outside but have the soft, romantic feminity on the inside, of course I'm going by stock archetype here, but I'd be curious to see if you agree. If nothing else, we can agree that we should all be thankful for the existence of the tomboy, and not the fake kind that gets involved with boys hobbies for attention, but the genuine kind.

>>2226591
Funnily enough I'm drinking tea now. Going by that thread we had a few months ago, I think /jp/ in general does.

>> No.2226620

>>2226610
Protip: Men are more romantic than women.

>> No.2226671,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2226671
Oh? How weird. I tend to find everyone I meet cute in some way. It's a good thing I'm introverted or I would've offended someone. Never felt the need to wrestle away boxes though.

>> No.2226634

>>2226620
Well, yes I suppose. Women's romance is more appreciating the proactive romantic gestures of men than proactively engaging in romantic gesture themselves.

But would you have it any other way?

>> No.2226639

>>2226610
It depends on the tomboy. Some are gruff and some are fluff (oh god, that rhymes). Having been butthurt about being considered 'cute' instead of respected for a large part of my childhood makes me a little reluctant to agree about the cute, but I certainly find tomboys attractive. I am happy they exist.

I want to punch poser tomboys in the face.

How romantic someone is depends on the person, not the gender.

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I'd never do those kinds of things to my older sister, since we're too awesome for such juvenile activities.

>> No.2226645

>>2226639
>Having been butthurt about being considered 'cute' instead of respected for a large part of my childhood

What do you mean by this, did you really dislike being considered 'cute'? Why though?

>How romantic someone is depends on the person, not the gender.

How do romantic gestures work within the dynamic of two girls as opposed to a girl and a guy?

>> No.2226671,3 [INTERNAL] 

Nah, you shouldn't worry about offending people, I was young, had a chip on my shoulder and was surrounded by hormonal youngsters. I assume you still take people seriously when they obviously want to be taken seriously? If so, then it's all good.

>> No.2226652

>>2226639
>How romantic someone is depends on the person, not the gender.

There's a difference in how men's and women's brains work and think. Men are going to be intrinsically more romantic in a relationship given enough time.

>> No.2226662

>>2226652
Male here. I call bullshit.

>> No.2226679,1 [INTERNAL] 

Well, I do when I have enough information. I can be amazingly dense at times though so if they're too aloof... So yeah!

>> No.2226679,2 [INTERNAL] 

Well, I figure that as long as your intentions are good (and you're not doing something completely retarded like laughing at an extremely angry girl), it's up to people to deal with their own baggage. So you shouldn't worry if you're at least trying to be considerate. As long as you're trying, you can't be blamed for simply being unaware.

>> No.2226669

>>2226652
Even if males as a whole have a general tendency to be more romantic, you can't say that every male is going to be more romantic than any female. There is a lot of variation within gender so you can't make huge generalizations like that.

>> No.2226671

>>2226645
>What do you mean by this, did you really dislike being considered 'cute'? Why though?
I was young. I wanted people to compete seriously with me rather than smirk at how 'cute' I was. To know the other person won't think of you as an adversary or an equal no matter what you do is an incredibly impotent feeling. There's also the frustration of being considered unfit for any kind of physically demanding task (lifting heavy boxes, etc). That tends to change once people get to know you, but it's pretty lame to have to defend your right to lift a damn box on your own.

>How do romantic gestures work within the dynamic of two girls as opposed to a girl and a guy?
I have no direct experience. From internet comrades, I hear that it depends. With some couples, one girl will be the chivalrous guy and the other girl will act like your average female. With other couples both just meet in the middle (like a lot of modern heterosexual couples, when they are made up of decent, intelligent people).

>> No.2226679

not reading thread but op is hot and makes me wish I had a little sis ok bye

>> No.2226788

You idiots! Arisa is a guy! I specifically remember him talking about his sister and life back in the Philippines or some shit in /a/.

>> No.2226953

>>2226788
No, Arisa is definitely a lesbian.

>> No.2227014

>>2226953
Want Arisa's pics?

>> No.2227019

>>2227014
Please deliver, kind sir.

>> No.2227034

hell yeah, I love talking about the prospect that someone posting here might be a girl. My dick is rock hard.

>> No.2227041

Fact: 27.3% of all /jp/ posters are secretly female.

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>>2225991

>> No.2227074

I am a secret internet female, if you don't post this in 10 threads I will come into athens house at night and further agitate his misogyny.

>> No.2227076

>>2225991
>>2226137
>>2226277
>>2226281
No sauce?

>> No.2227078

>>2227062
You should only report things that are actually against the rules.

>> No.2227081

>>2227074
Enjoy your rape.

>> No.2227086

>>2227078
Not japan related. His report is correct.

>> No.2227089

>>2227074
>her misogyny

>> No.2227093

>>2227086
Haruka is a Japanese name.

>> No.2227095

>>2227086
Little sisters are always /jp/ related.

>> No.2227105

>>2227078
Little sister threads are indeed against the rules. One time I got banned for making one of these threads.

The only reason why I reported it is because the op didn't have sauce. I'm starting to think he just posted those images hoping that someone else would have sauce. /r/ threads will not be tolerated on /jp/.

The thread started out funny then a certain tripfag turned it into /r9k/. Oh well...

>> No.2227115

>>2227105
He likely just got it off of danbooru.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/71479

>> No.2227117

>>2227105
All the images from the set were posted fuckwit.

>> No.2227131

>>2227117
I had already reported the thread though.

This >>2226195 is when the thread became shit.

>> No.2227137

>>2227131
So why not just report Athens instead of the OP?

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2227154

Asked Arisa about it, said no.

Gonna refer to Arisa in the third person to keep her gender vague.

Have some delicious Kogasa instead.

>> No.2227176

>>2227137
This thread is the reason why moot hates us. /jp/ is truthfully a board filled with directionless pedophiles. Let's review.

This thread went from:
>>2226005
>Yeah, I only got caught twice though.
>I am a stupid brother that masturbated in my big sister's room to one of her friends.
Caught masturbating.

To:
>>2226195
>Fucking pedophiles don't know that older sisters are where it's at
Flat vs healthy.

To:
>>2226531
>Could you explain why you prefer girls to guys though? I've always been curious about the reasoning for the preference, is it the percieved 'gentleness' of a girl as opposed to a guy?
A comparison between males and females. Which would have eventually dissolved into a "women cant be ronery" circlejerk.

Once again, a certain ADD ridden /r9k/ tripfag ruined yet another thread.

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>>2227176
How hard is it to stay on topic, guys?

Sometimes I think you want /jp/'s name to be changed to /jp/ - Random/General.

If you want random discussions about your day to day life then get back to /b/ and/or /r9k/.

>> No.2227209

>>2227176
That's older versus younger, not flat versus healthy.

>> No.2227218

oh no moot the eternal compass of quality doesn't like us time to pack things up boys

>> No.2227273

>>2227201
>Sometimes I think you want /jp/'s name to be changed to /jp/ - Random/General.
More like /jp/ - Reported/General.

>> No.2227438

>>2226137

Would you mind sharing Source?

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