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How fast can this bird shred notes?
breaking news: mystia is a radical bird
>>22211521This bird is in a band, scares humans for a living, can sing, owns and runs a food stall, and probably does guitar covers of Dragonforce albums.What are you doing with your life /jp/?
>>22211567Being a real person and not just a figment of humanity's imagination.
>>22211896You must be a real sad individual.
>>22213604Only those who truly exist can truly feel. A youkai like Mystia probably lacks the feelings to even create original songs.
>>22211521As fast as she can shred my clothes to eat me
>>22214853>Only those who truly exist can truly feel.Meaningless bullshit. I might as well say "A figment of imagination can embody any idea with far more purity than a flesh-and-blood person. This includes the idea of having feelings."
>>22223605You know how Shou is the embodiment of fear of tigers but not a tiger herself? It'd be like that but with emotions. Kokoro is such a youkai.
>>22211521'Bout tree fiddy
>>22211567Not being a evil parasite meme pretending to be a person.
>>22220514Why would she shred your clothes? Better to strip you first and then sell your clothes at a pawn shop.
>>22211521me licking down there
>>22232428I think she would be the one licking you.
>>22211521Mystia is so cute. If I ever ended up in Gensokyo, I hope she would be the one to eat me.
at the speed of sound
play her soul
>>22236615She'd probably spend all her time singing about eating you and never get around to actually doing it.
>>22242227That would be fine as well. Being kept in a cage, fed delicious foods, and getting to hear Mystia sing all day, would be a pretty neat way to spend the rest of my life.
>>22242227That would be fine as well. Being kept in a cage, fed delicious foods, and getting to hear Mystia sing all day would be a pretty neat way to spend the rest of my life.
>>22229695B-But she would get my lamprey all slippery and dripping with gross juices if she did that! I bet I would be awful to eat if she did that!
>>22242923Don't worry. You're going to be delicately cleaned, both the inside and outside, before you go into the oven. Assuming she doesn't just slaughter you, removing every piece of your dirty skin with her claws.
I only like Mystia because of Nikusyo but I also hate Nikusyo because of what they do to Mystia.
>>22244195Mystia lovingly tearing me apart to delish on my taste! I bet she hums while relishing on it!
>>22249653She probably prepares a special song for every one of prey. Wouldn't you feel honored if the last thing you heard was a song she specifically prepared for you?
>>22249653>>22249653She probably prepares a special song for every one of prey. Wouldn't you feel honored if the last thing you heard was her beautiful voice singing about how delicious you taste?
>>22249718I would find it so adorable I would kiss her on the forehead before she started nibbling on my brain
>>22251406I imagine a lot of youkai like to save the brain for last. So, you should have more than enough time.
Would you let winged Chen scratch your back?
>>22266182Sure. If she promises not to filet me.
>>22242923would shred this
>>22244195The skin is my best part though
>>22211521Faster than how I shredded my sensibility in browsing this forsaken site.I want my life back
>>22273032Don't worry. She's going to tan it and put it to wonderful use. Just imagine her sleeping in a sleeping bag made with your skin.
>>22278293This is my very specific fetish.
>>22278293Now I'm thinking about animal girls using human kigurumi pajamas.
>>22211521Can Mystia actually play an instrument? Who plays for their band?
>>22284899How specific are we talking about? Would you still be into it if she used you as drapes or a bra?>>22284926It does seem like something Youkai would do if given the chance.
>>22289648Have you never heard of the Choujuu Gigaku?
>>22211521Punk rock is for pseuds and poor musicians on their first year of antiestablishmentariansim. Mystia can and ought to do better.
>>22299694and what should she play then?
>>22289648Mystia's the one playing the guitar in their band pictureIt looks electric though, so I wonder where exactly she's getting the energy for it