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Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:02:16 2019 No.22211521 [Reply] [Original]

How fast can this bird shred notes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:05:44 2019 No.22211539 File: 22 KB, 309x313, 1563549528847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] breaking news: mystia is a radical bird

Anonymous Tue Oct 8 01:14:23 2019 No.22211567
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>>22211521
This bird is in a band, scares humans for a living, can sing, owns and runs a food stall, and probably does guitar covers of Dragonforce albums.

What are you doing with your life /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 02:59:04 2019 No.22211896 >>22211567 Being a real person and not just a figment of humanity's imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 11:59:53 2019 No.22213604 >>22211896 You must be a real sad individual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 8 16:01:23 2019 No.22214853 >>22213604 Only those who truly exist can truly feel. A youkai like Mystia probably lacks the feelings to even create original songs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 15:56:07 2019 No.22220514 >>22211521 As fast as she can shred my clothes to eat me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 9 22:00:50 2019 No.22222217 File: 4 KB, 270x180, EPget54.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] E

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 02:49:03 2019 No.22223588 >>22211521 SONIC

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 02:55:06 2019 No.22223605 >>22214853 >Only those who truly exist can truly feel. Meaningless bullshit. I might as well say "A figment of imagination can embody any idea with far more purity than a flesh-and-blood person. This includes the idea of having feelings."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 10 17:54:11 2019 No.22227430 >>22223605 You know how Shou is the embodiment of fear of tigers but not a tiger herself? It'd be like that but with emotions. Kokoro is such a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:30:34 2019 No.22229638 >>22211521 'Bout tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:43:06 2019 No.22229680 >>22211567 Not being a evil parasite meme pretending to be a person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 02:45:43 2019 No.22229695 >>22220514 Why would she shred your clothes? Better to strip you first and then sell your clothes at a pawn shop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 14:23:48 2019 No.22232428 >>22211521 me licking down there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 11 20:28:56 2019 No.22234426 >>22232428 I think she would be the one licking you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 07:21:04 2019 No.22236615 File: 300 KB, 1000x1412, Cute Bird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22211521 Mystia is so cute. If I ever ended up in Gensokyo, I hope she would be the one to eat me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 09:22:40 2019 No.22236968 File: 52 KB, 1023x723, __kasodani_kyouko_and_mystia_lorelei_touhou_drawn_by_ichiba_youichi__9da00d5ffbc3ba973ce1b440a44cc469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at the speed of sound

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 14:00:00 2019 No.22238372 >>22236968 woo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 20:53:56 2019 No.22240701 >>22211521 looks nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 12 22:21:39 2019 No.22241251 play her soul

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 01:51:55 2019 No.22242227 >>22236615 She'd probably spend all her time singing about eating you and never get around to actually doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:10:28 2019 No.22242823 >>22242227 That would be fine as well. Being kept in a cage, fed delicious foods, and getting to hear Mystia sing all day, would be a pretty neat way to spend the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:15:44 2019 No.22242838 >>22242227 That would be fine as well. Being kept in a cage, fed delicious foods, and getting to hear Mystia sing all day would be a pretty neat way to spend the rest of my life.

Anonymous Sun Oct 13 05:51:10 2019 No.22242923
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>>22229695
B-But she would get my lamprey all slippery and dripping with gross juices if she did that! I bet I would be awful to eat if she did that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 11:56:11 2019 No.22244195 >>22242923 Don't worry. You're going to be delicately cleaned, both the inside and outside, before you go into the oven. Assuming she doesn't just slaughter you, removing every piece of your dirty skin with her claws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 13 17:07:25 2019 No.22246066 File: 382 KB, 850x800, 00290afee9adba7abe29b835f8751628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I only like Mystia because of Nikusyo but I also hate Nikusyo because of what they do to Mystia.

Anonymous Mon Oct 14 10:02:46 2019 No.22249653
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>>22244195
Mystia lovingly tearing me apart to delish on my taste! I bet she hums while relishing on it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 10:08:01 2019 No.22249674 >>22249653 She probably prepares a special song for every one of prey. Wouldn't you feel honored if the last thing you heard was a song she specifically prepared for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 10:18:30 2019 No.22249718 >>22249653 >>22249653 She probably prepares a special song for every one of prey. Wouldn't you feel honored if the last thing you heard was her beautiful voice singing about how delicious you taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 16:20:17 2019 No.22251406 >>22249718 I would find it so adorable I would kiss her on the forehead before she started nibbling on my brain

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 14 18:07:39 2019 No.22251967 >>22251406 I imagine a lot of youkai like to save the brain for last. So, you should have more than enough time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 15 21:31:24 2019 No.22258267 >>22211521 fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 16 20:05:06 2019 No.22263237 >>22211521 so fast!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 17 09:15:35 2019 No.22266182 File: 120 KB, 256x286, Th09MystiaLorelei.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let winged Chen scratch your back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 17 09:44:48 2019 No.22266300 >>22266182 Sure. If she promises not to filet me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 04:11:49 2019 No.22270840 >>22242923 would shred this

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 12:02:22 2019 No.22273032 >>22244195 The skin is my best part though

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 18 23:16:34 2019 No.22276409 >>22211521 Faster than how I shredded my sensibility in browsing this forsaken site. I want my life back

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 19 07:41:32 2019 No.22278293 >>22273032 Don't worry. She's going to tan it and put it to wonderful use. Just imagine her sleeping in a sleeping bag made with your skin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 09:31:12 2019 No.22284899 >>22278293 This is my very specific fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 20 09:37:00 2019 No.22284926 >>22278293 Now I'm thinking about animal girls using human kigurumi pajamas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 06:04:56 2019 No.22289648 >>22211521 Can Mystia actually play an instrument? Who plays for their band?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 21 19:16:10 2019 No.22292999 >>22284899 How specific are we talking about? Would you still be into it if she used you as drapes or a bra? >>22284926 It does seem like something Youkai would do if given the chance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 00:32:29 2019 No.22299552 Over already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 00:33:35 2019 No.22299555 >>22289648 Have you never heard of the Choujuu Gigaku?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 01:29:40 2019 No.22299694 >>22211521 Punk rock is for pseuds and poor musicians on their first year of antiestablishmentariansim. Mystia can and ought to do better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 07:34:26 2019 No.22305479 >>22299694 and what should she play then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 15:28:17 2019 No.22307542 File: 163 KB, 647x478, ThGK_Bunbunmaru1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22289648 Mystia's the one playing the guitar in their band picture It looks electric though, so I wonder where exactly she's getting the energy for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 16:05:44 2019 No.22313626 >>22305479 Ongaku

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