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22162813 No.22162813 [Reply] [Original]

this place is full of sinners

>> No.22162821 [DELETED] 

Is touching myself while looking at cute little fairies considered a sin?

>> No.22162841
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22162841

Ah~ I wanna commit sins with Shiki Eiki!

>> No.22163412

>>22162813
Yeah cause you just showed up.

>> No.22163421

>>22162841
Eiki*

>> No.22164382

You know what else is full of something, Eiki?

>> No.22164417

>>22164382
Don't make fun of Miss Eiki. She works extremely long shifts and can't always take bathroom breaks when she needs to.

>> No.22164975

>>22164417
I think he was going for a figurative approach anon

>> No.22165037

>>22164417
Sounds like the Yama is at a very high risk of developing a rash!

>> No.22165247

>>22165037
She has one. A bad one! That, coupled with the embarrassing nature of the whole situation in general, is why she's so irritable!

>> No.22165268
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If you're going to be like that, I'm gonna go tell your mom that you're acting like a brat again.

>> No.22165588

>>22165268
I wouldn't call Komachi Eiki's mom per se

>> No.22165613
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>>22165588
Neither would I. Heca and Junko are her moms. Komachi just changes her while at work.

>> No.22165668

>>22165613
Heca should punish Komachi then for letting Eiki develop a rash in the first place!

>> No.22165797

>>22165668
Komachi is meant to wipe her thoroughly and apply powder, but you know how her work ethic is.

>> No.22165859
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>>22165797
Sounds like that responsibility should be handed over to someone else, then!

>> No.22165866

>>22165859
But the Piece's teasing would be immediate and merciless! All the fairies would know in a matter of days. Eiki would be finished!

>> No.22165949

>>22162841
I wish more artists could get the shading of pantyhose right like that. It seems most either go for a completely flat design with hardly any shading or for wildly unrealistic magical lighting reflections.

>> No.22166860

>>22165866
Then who should be the substitute!?

>> No.22168398

Diaperfags need to be burned alive

>> No.22169776

>>22162813
Impregnate the judge

>> No.22173331
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>>22165247
Upon further investigation it appears your point holds some truth to it

>> No.22178982

>>22173331
I wish Komachi would change my diapers.

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>>22178982
Hecatia changing your diapers to teach Komachi who is watching her do it!

>> No.22179162
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>>22179137
I think Junko would be more experienced in that department and could give her more tips, like how to keep them pinned without necessarily applying too much physical pressure.

>> No.22181140
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This place is full of niggers.

>> No.22186150
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>>22164417
>>22165037
>>22165268
>>22173331

I don't think Eiki was breastfeed enough as a child by Hecatia.

>> No.22186200

>>22162813
gods and sins are make believe
so is yabadaba

>> No.22187811

>>22186150
It's the opposite, actually. Heca was breastfeeding Eiki all the way into her rebellious teenage years.

>> No.22187837

>>22187811
H-Hot!

>> No.22187865

>>22181140
Does Eiki canonically like white men if she hates the color black but loves the color white?

>> No.22189897

>>22187811
It must've been really embarrasing for Eiki to have Heca's teat shoved into her mouth whenever her schoolfriends came for a visit!

>> No.22190290
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>>22189897
In complete contrast to Clownpiece, who still loves being breastfed by Hec.

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>>22190290
Makes sense, Eiki wants to feel independent and in-charge, after all. And drinking breastmilk definitely doesn't show that.

>> No.22190778

NO LEWDING!

>> No.22190855
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>>22190778
I know, I know, but dammit, it's so hard.
Is Eiki aware of how attractive she is? Does she realize how difficult this is for others?

>> No.22190934

>>22187811
And now she gets breastfed by both Junko and her. Poor Eiki, I'm so jealous.

>> No.22190944
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>>22190934
I wonder whose milk does Eiki prefer

>> No.22191932

>>22190944
No

>> No.22192652
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>> No.22194258

>>22192652
I want to bury my face on eiki's pubic hair

>> No.22194806

>>22194258
Eiki doesn't have any hair down there

>> No.22195125
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>>22187837
C-Cute!

>> No.22195167

What happens if I just start fapping to the Shiki during court proceedings?

>> No.22195171

>>22195167
straight to hell.

>> No.22195600

>>22195167
straight to heaven if you can kiss her vegana roof

>> No.22197102

>>22195167
A punishment of edging for eternity but never being able to gain the satisfaction.

>> No.22197111

What if I make fun of the Yama for wearing LilyPoko?

>> No.22197215

>>22169776
I will

>> No.22197267
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>>22197111
She'd laugh and tell you she's been promoted to pull-ups

>> No.22197268
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>>22197102
You'll get spanked by her mom and made to wear one yourself afterwards! Heca does not tolerate people bullying her daughter.

>> No.22197270

>>22197111
I'll reveal all the dubious posts you've made throughout your years on the internet to your employer.

>> No.22197284

>>22197268
Damnit, meant for >>22197111 and not >>22197102

>> No.22197288

>>22197111
You'll have do changing duty for her for a thousand years.

>> No.22197291

>>22197267
One of these days you're going to slip while pulling on your trousers and bash your head against the corner of your dresser, and everyone's life will improve as a result.

>> No.22197314
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>>22197291
That's not a nice thing to say to Eiki!

>> No.22197397
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>>22197270
>employer

>> No.22198595
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>>22197111
>>22197267
Implying little Shiki Eiki has graduated out of Pichuun's

>> No.22200181

>>22198595
She tried Pichuun but they wouldn't stay on her tiny body. She has to stick to brands intended for fairies!

>> No.22200327
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>>22200181
Wow!! Eiki must turn beet red whenever one of the fairies recognise the packaging in her office!

>> No.22200416

>>22162813
Says the hypocritical judge who quite literally plays favorites, of course your on here as well.

>> No.22206995

>>22200416
Who judges the judge?

>> No.22207104

>>22206995
Her mom

>> No.22207175

>>22206995
Lily White.

>> No.22207452
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22207452

Fuck off >>>/d/ faggots let us enjoy a normal eiki thread for fucks sake

>> No.22211015

I bet Eiki has the perfect height for giving a blow while standing straight up.

IMAGINE

>> No.22211960 [DELETED] 

>>22207452
That's not nice

>> No.22211973 [SPOILER] 
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>>22211960
Don't take it personally, it's normal for Eiki to be this cranky when she hasn't been changed for hours.

>> No.22211980

>>22211973
Strawberry print? I see Yumemi got hired by Heca to look after the Yama.

>> No.22212003

>>22211980
Why would Heca need so many babysitters for Eiki?

>> No.22214923

>>22162813
true

>> No.22214938

Once again I advocate my sovereign citizen right of not being judged.

Fuck Eiki, fuck Dredd and fucking Judy

>> No.22214944

>>22211973
How embarrassing! If she ends up being the Yama who judges me, it'll be hard to keep a straight face (especially if I see her pack of LilyPoko under her desk).

>> No.22215003

fuck off for gods sake theres a /d/ thread for all your garbage

>> No.22215097

>>22162813
Our definition of sinners are two different things and sin is a spook, Yama. You also have no legal authority over me or my soul and I reject your system and cannot be judged by it because I am the master of my soul and world.

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>>22207175
I'd rather be judged by Lily.

>> No.22215588

>>22214944
Imagine if the court was suddenly filled by a stench coming from the Yama's side and Komachi suddenly rushed in out of nowhere to drag her out of the courtroom!

>> No.22219727

>>22214938
Out of these three I'd prefer to only fuck Eiki.

>> No.22220872

>>22219727
You're not allowed to do that

>> No.22220932

>>22215588
Komachi would be too lazy to get Eiki out. She'd just do what needs to be done right there in the courtroom.

>> No.22220983
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>>22220932
Would she do it on the desk, or behind it so you wouldn't be able to see what's going on?

>> No.22221020

>>22220983
Right on the desk, so she doesn't have to stoop down. The whole courtroom would still be able to smell what was going on, either way.

>> No.22221039
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>> No.22221045 [SPOILER] 
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>>22221020
How degrading! Hopefully Aya isn't hiding in a corner somewhere ready to snap a picture! That would be career-ending!

>> No.22221071
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22221071

fuck off and go back to >>>/d/

>> No.22221077

>>22162813
Eiki must know that I'm a sick fuck who likes young girls and I find that hot.

>> No.22221091
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>>22221045
Haha, imagine...

>> No.22221103

>>22221091
I look forward to reading her next issue!

>> No.22221142

>>22221103
The headline will read "Black and white...with a hint of yellow!"

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>>22221103
I'd rather read Hatate's article on that incident since she's usually more brutal and inconsiderate with that sort of news and the pictures more intimate and revealing. Her weekly NTR column is great too!

>> No.22222773 [SPOILER] 
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>>22221045
>>22221091
Speak for yourself, Aya.

>> No.22222886

>>22221667
>Her weekly NTR column is great too!
The only reason I read that trash magazine to be honest. It's much hotter than the shitty creepshots they publish!

>> No.22223693

>>22162813
>sinners
*2hu spammers

>> No.22226277

>>22222773
Aya is a professional journalist and is just wearing one to get a better understanding of Eiki's psyche in that moment. That way she'd be able to write an article that would keep your attention from start to finish!

>> No.22226312
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>>>/d/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
>>>/d/
Every fucking day until you diaperniggers learn

>> No.22226342

>>22226312
Your anger only encourages me to keep posting.

>> No.22226365

>>22226342
Can you fucking go to the >>>/d/ thread and stop literally flooding every eiki/koishi thread with your garbage fetish?

>> No.22226386

>>22226312
>>22226365
Nah.

>> No.22226393

>>22226365
Please, take it easy, kudasai.

>> No.22226394
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>>22226386
Yes. Go there. You fucking degenerate

>> No.22226406

>>22226394
Nah.

>> No.22226409

>>22226393
I would if there wasnt a constant spam of some diaperfaggot in every god damn thread

>> No.22226427

>>22226409
Don't blame others for your inability to take it easy, that is very not easy.

>> No.22226461

>>22226427
yeah they shouldn't be so angry, hide and report are there for a reason. images and comments involving diaper/feet/smell etc. definitely belong on /d/ though and its disappointing to constantly see these everywhere.

>> No.22226515

>>22226312
>>22226365
>>22226394
Gee anon, don't shit yourself. Maybe you should ask Eiki for one of her diapers.

>> No.22226523

>>22226515
go away

>> No.22226793

>>22226515
(It's only a LilyPoko---the average /jp/sie would need several of them stitched together for complete coverage.)

>> No.22229585 [DELETED] 

>>22226515
get out of /jp/

>> No.22229635

>>22226793
What do you mean? We're all little girls who'd have no trouble fitting into a LilyPoko, here.

>> No.22229776

Come on /d/, you're going a little too far these days.

>> No.22229985

>>22229776
I for one welcome /d/egenerates as our new overlords.

>> No.22230945

>>22229776
>>22229985
I'd prefer /jp/ to become /japanese prostitutes/ rather than /japanese poop/

>> No.22230955

>>22230945
But how are we meant to discuss which 2hu we'd take a shit with?

>> No.22230980

>>22230955
Easy, talk about paying her to watch her shit.

>> No.22234751

>>22162813
haha yeah

>> No.22234813
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22234813

>shit
>diapers
>LilyPoko
>shit

>> No.22238073 [DELETED] 

heaven is overrated

>> No.22238087
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>>22234813
Yes, LilyPoko is meant to contain that, Eiki.

>> No.22240506
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22240506

>japan got hit by largest typhoon in 60 years
>60 years cycle
Aaaaaah

>> No.22241094
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22241094

sticky icky shama

>> No.22241292

>>22162813
angry

>> No.22241942

>>22240506
Oh shit, no wonder /jp/ is so slow.

>> No.22241949

>>22241942
And by slow I meant how there is no real discussion with things related to Japan per se instead of the usual horniness on 2D or 3D.

>> No.22242121
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nyan

>> No.22244420

eiki punish them

>> No.22249257

>>22240506
Hana no kaze nanananana

>> No.22256563

What about the other yamas??

>> No.22256676

>>22242121
I dislike cat ear eiki

>> No.22258071
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22258071

HUG

>> No.22263219 [DELETED] 

>>22162813
Cute

>> No.22266906

>>22241949
and who the fuck gives a flying shit about filthy nips? at least I dont!

>> No.22269345

>>22266906
i do, you unrespectful piece of shite!

>> No.22272237
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>> No.22272527 [DELETED] 
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Forget all these degenerate and misleading images, this is the canon picture of what happens to a disgusting /jaypee/ when Eiki judges if he deserves hell

>> No.22272542
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22272542

Forget all these degenerate and misleading images, this is the canon picture of what happens to a disgusting /jaypee/ when Eiki judges if he deserves hell

>> No.22274797

>>22197102

Horrifying

>> No.22276615

>>22272542
I want that high heel inside my peehole!

>> No.22277264

>>22272542
I can hear the OH HOHOHOHOHO

>> No.22280566

Eiki Keiki Shinki Kiki

>> No.22280657

>>22280566
>Kiki
ebin

>> No.22281192

>>22280566

Yabadabadoo

>> No.22287220

Confess your sins to Eiki, maybe she will give a more lenient punishment in response

>> No.22294094

>>22162813
cute

>> No.22294146

>>22162841
I-Is that a wedding band?

>> No.22301112
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>> No.22301985

>>22287220
I fap to Eiki while she wears diapers.

>> No.22302010

>>22287220
I've jerked off to pics of Eiki as a child more than once. No regrets.

>> No.22302019

>>22287220
I diaperposted in Koishi's and Alice's thread.

>> No.22302726

>>22287220
I filthpost about Sakuya's dirty unwashed vagina because she's my favourite and I want her to notice me.

>> No.22302787
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>>22302726
I love Sakuya's smelly snatch too!

>> No.22302800

>>22302787
SNIFFFFFFFFFFF!
Oh God, it's that time of the month again!

>> No.22302811
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22302811

>>22302726
...Well, it happens to everyone, don't worry to much about it.

>>22302010
*sigh* Happens to everyone, don't... wait WHA-

>>22301985
>>22302019
Enjoy your stay in hell.

>> No.22302824

>>22302811
I enjoy Convictor Yamaxanadu but have never actually fapped to Eiki.

>> No.22302842
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>>22287220
I dream of Eiki being my mom

>> No.22303558

>>22287220
I committed multiple heresies to the Kochiya family.
Sanae keeps giving me those damned erections though, I can't help it!

>> No.22308420

Too bad she is in a shitty game

>> No.22310510
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>>22302842
Strange. I dream of Eiki being my cheeky little sister!

>> No.22310608

I dream of changing Eiki when she's all messy and smelly!

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>>22310510
Imagine being bossed around by your little sister!

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>> No.22315325

>>22311269
Just look at that coochie, impressive!

>> No.22317001
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>>22310608
How fussy can a Yama be?

>> No.22317281

>>22311269
Kiss! Down there!

>> No.22321418

>>22197111
I’ll get Erin to make me the Hourai Elixir,then I’ll bend Eiki over and shove it up her butt.

>> No.22321726

>>22162813
Oh yeah, I remembered about that bugboy's bigger brother having severe gyno and thinks he's a judge or something.

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22321736

>>22321726

>> No.22322636

>>22317001
She's only fussy when Komachi does it, around anyone else she's very ashamed about it

>> No.22327289
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shame shame shame

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thighs

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