/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best/easiest way to achieve sustained NEETdom in this day and age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Live with your parents until they die then you proceed to kill yourself.

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>>22156786
>then you proceed to kill yourself.
Stop being scared of women and get yourself a leftover career girl for whom you're the last chance at having a child with before her womb rots from age and continue the good life.

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>>22156730
Learn a skill that will let you make some money on the internet. Drawing, animating, 3d modeling, writing, whatever you have an affinity for and make commissioned porn.

Avoid, streaming as it will crush your soul and avoid youtube unless you have a soild idea and very thick skin.

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>>22157281
Get out

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>>22156730
Don't live in a third world country, and get on neetbux. Congratulations.
If you're anywhere outside US or economically decent countries of Europe, too bad for you. Go grind like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
Nice try Abe.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard that investing in the stock market can be somewhat automated after you learn what you're doing.

>>22157281
>Stop being scared of women
Easier said than done.

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>>22158931
>Easier said than done.
There's nothing to be scared of, they're retarded children that need certain things and a certain approach.

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>>22158942
They are cruel creatures who laugh and make fun of me.
Interacting with them never ends well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
It's not whether you scared or not, but how willing someone is to be with useless NEET like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
You realize just getting a job is monumentally easier than having to put effort into a relationship and raising a child? At that point you’ll have to kiss your NEET life good-bye permanently once the kid is born.

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>>22158991
Do you WANT a girl that hard? There's plenty of other stuff to do and achieve, and relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be. If it never ends well, don't do it.
But if you really want one, get in shape and go buy some good clothes, that's more than half the battle done right there.

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>>22157281
Ultracope, it's impossible unless you're at least 9/10

[Anonymous No.]

Have rich parents like me and hope you won't run out of inheritance money

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>>22157338
Art industry is saturated and requires you to bend over backwards for either asshole or horny customers. And the horny customers never even share your fetish.
Add the fact that you need to be very social to attract customers and it's already a hellish nightmare for hikkineets.
I'd give the same advice you gave for those interested in streaming if they want to get into creating things for money.

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>>22159042
>get in shape
Don't fall for this meme. Whether you have a cute face and/or are funny is all that matters. If you're built but not handsome, you're just a male butterface. Conversely, if you have a cute face you can get away with almost anything, including being a chubmaster and dressing like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Live in finland

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>>22159904
Do they accept foreigners?

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>>22156730
Which country is best to live as a NEET esoecially asia?

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>>22160530
>esoecially asia?
You are braindead.

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>>22159620
It's not a meme, I'm speaking from experience. I used to model, so I think I do fall into above average category. I have a manly, pretty face.
When I weighed 71 kg or around that territory, literally almost every girl that i was around hinted at dates or tried to stick to me in some way or another to spend more time. Some even forced themselves on me. It often came to the point they had infights. I felt like a fucking nukige protag wherever I went.
Now that I weigh 95 kg and around, trust me, it's a whole another world of how females look at you.

[Anonymous No.]

fap

[Anonymous No.]

live in a bux country and have autism or something that prevents you functioning like a normal person

[Anonymous No.]

>>22161620
post face now or die

[Anonymous No.]

Insurance fraud

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>>22157281
Disgusting.

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>>22157281
What are sperm banks? Women don't need us.

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>>22170990
How about we sell our sperm then

oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>22170990
They need someone to actually take care of the child while they are at work, and unlike worthless tumblr NEET women, they actually like dicks from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
>>22174231
If I didn't know that there are no girls on /jp/, I'd accuse you of being a rich and lonely woman.

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>>22168644
Post the one where anon was thinking about committing a crime so he could remain a NEET after his parents kicked him out

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>>22175605
>>22168313

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Sudo killed himself after his parents died like he said he was going to.

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>>22156730
fapping

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>>22175979
He's still around.

[Anonymous No.]

Game dev, speedrunning streamer, or artist.
There's no escape from work, but there is somewhat comfy work at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180493
>There's no escape from work
That's what you think.

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>>22180501
can vouch for this, friend offed himself and he most certainly doesn't need to work a shit job like me

[Anonymous No.]

Work at a programming job earning 200k a year for 5 years.

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>>22156730
win the the megamillions lottery

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>>22180340
Is he still a neet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22174475
If I were a rich and lonely woman, I'd have a bunch of shota dolls instead of trying to get a /jp/sie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Have rich parents

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>>22180493
These "jobs" are literally gambling, you have to be lucky

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>>22161620
No you didn't, you fat goblin bastard
You're just a faggy bucket crab trying to project your own failings on others

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
Based and white-pilled

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>>22181608
Based on what?

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>>22181743
A best selling novel soon to be adapted to a full length motion picture and children's toy series.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the human male has a built-in anti-depressant called "testosterone" that increases dramatically from doing things that naturally combat depression anyway, doing things, becoming certain, eliminating doubts, fighting whether literally or metaphorically, receiving positive attention from nice-looking girls, etc. NEETdom isn't living, NEETdom is for married women taking care of the kids and house, or the disabled. Males who are content with NEET lifestyle and enjoy it are mental children, it's even more unnatural than a nine to five office job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22181554
you sound really hurt by my post, if that's the case i apologize

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>>22182700
The only things I have thanks to testosterone are balding and hairy back

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Buying at least 10k Link under 2$ and waiting some years. Then live of the interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
hard work!

[Anonymous No.]

if i knew i would be a neet

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>>22156730
Get a group of people to go off the grid with you and be THAT guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180958
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22198889
An inspiration for us all.

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>>22182700
But you can do all those things without a job, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
mental illness diagnosis and autism bucks

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>>22182700
What are you even doing on this board?

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>>22157281
I went to a dinner with my parents and their former classmates last night and nearly spilled my spaghetti when I saw their daughter. Basically goth chick, black nails and all, but still going to college. I didn't have any balls to talk to her beyond my job and my degree. Idk, I'm just not good with talking to women.

[Anonymous No.]

Become a girl then become a sterile housewife

[Anonymous No.]

buy cheap wholesale shit from chinese websites and resell it to ameriburgers online for 5x the price. you will never have to leave your home, the post will come pick up and deliver packages from your doorstep. easiest revenue source to fund your custom onahole collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22209005
problem with that is finding buyers for your cheap shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>22209005
That (drop)ship has long since sailed, every market is cornered, and even the chink websites are doing it themselves now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Enter Gensokyo.

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>>22198515
> THAT guy

A cult leader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22159534
>inheritance money
You killed your parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22159963
Yeah. Finland is great because if you lack social skills but want pussy, you can rape drunken sluts at clubs and get away with it. also neet bucks ofc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22220138
my father was born before Hitler's death

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>>22220151
what about the cold?

[Anonymous No.]

Be born in Finland

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>>22223404
Cold weather is comfy

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>>22181608
Why is moot such a chad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22225258
His name isn't chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>22225258
Who's chad?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys glorify being a NEET is beyond me, I (male) already graduated from college but without having a job right now specifically because my parents expected me to not bother wageslaving for small-medium income jobs and only applying to high status/power jobs, no luck so far because high status/power jobs are scarce and the competitions are fierce. They don't mind me making small money by having small businesses but they clearly show it in their face that they much prefer me to be high status people to make them proud. What's more, parents won't introduce me to local small-medium income jobs because of their mindset, small-medium local employers/companies won't hire me because they know my parents financial status, working for small-medium outside/foreign employers/companies won't left me with any money left other than to keep up with cost of living, and they currently build me some rental houses for my passive income, which is nice but extremely limit my life choice which is either to get accepted to big companies like they expect or being a rich NEET

It probably sounds like I'm a whiner but living in gilded cage state feels like shit and I can feel that my social skills deteriorate in alarming ways, now I understand why most aristocrats are degenerates, I can see myself becoming a degenerate too if this goes on long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>22228586
It’s a meme you dip

[Anonymous No.]

>>22228586
Being a NEET means more time playing Touhou and less time being a wageslave.

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>>22228586
nice copypasta

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>>22228586
>Why are you guys glorify being a NEET
Because I'm too dumb and incompetent to find a job that's enjoyable, and I have no connections. Also, minimun wage jobs are absolute hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22159523
Wrong. My bald hipster fag hapa cousin got a 4/10 Chink phd gf who is like 35. They live de facto and are /childfree/ nu-age modern faggots.

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>>22228654
Not everything is a meme you retarded irony-poisoned teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22228586
You're literally ojou-sama and still complaining

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>>22229051
It's a meme you dip

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>>22228586

[Anonymous No.]

i like my work

[Anonymous No.]

Have 10’s of millions of dollars worth of dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
best easiest way is autismbux for mental illness. Anyone who lives the life knows this.

[Anonymous No.]

I get the feeling the neet problem in the west is strongly enabled by 4chan and related websites, which possible carries over similar values over from the Japanese.

What I mean by this is that any normal activity: going outside, talking to people (especially women), having full time employment, hell even masturbating to 3D porn (instead of hentai) is looked down upon. Stating that you do any of these is met with instant ridicule accompanied by a picture of George Costanza from Seinfeld and an implied quote, e.g. :

>2013 >going outside >talking to women

Posters on 4chan wear their neet achievements like a badge of honor. How long they haven't left their room for, how many cum/piss bottles they have filled up (with pictures for proof) or the latest anime they have marathoned.

Many just don't see the need to reenter society. Their dietary needs are pretty basic. Entertainment is provided by video games and the sheer volume of anime being churned out by the studios these days, a lot of which consists of cute underage girls (or sisters) doing cute/sexually suggestive things. Sexual urges are fulfilled by the copious amounts of hentai available on the web.

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>>22229489

Many have chosen "waifu"s (or "husbando"s depending on your orientation), which serve as their significant others. These waifu's usually come from their favorite anime. They may just hold that waifu very dearly or they may adorn their walls with pictures of her or buy figurines of her. Some have dakki pillows of that characters which are full length body pillows with their character printed on it. The more deluxe versions have removable layers for the various layers of undergarments ( http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/f73e8f13ea9e2762db0a...... ). Some even have "holes". You should see the dedication of these guys on valentines day; candle-lit dinners covered with rose petals. It would put most normal-fags to shame (however I still don't get how a Thinkpad screen can eat chocolate cake). For in depth explanation of the waifu phenomenon see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ .

But it is not just an affinity for 2D women. It's a hatred of 3D / IRL women too. Most view 3D women as lying, manipulative whores who are not to be trusted. Contrast this to their imaginary waifu's who will always love them and never betray. This is probably due their difficulties they have experience with women due to their personalities. There is even word for this is 3DPD: 3D Pig Disgusting.

Yes, I know "mai waifu" and "3DPD" started off as a joke, but it has gone way past that point. What started of as self-degrading humour has become deeply ingrained in the collective psyche of 4chan.

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>>22229494

There is also the question of money. In Japan, most hikki stay with their parents, I assume mainly due to high rental costs there. But most of the 4chan posters who are neets (most aren't and do actually hold sucessful full-time jobs, but the number who are is disproportionately high), get government funding and/or free housing. The funding usually comes in the disability benefits (for autism-spectrum/mood disorders, real or perceived) which they call "autism bux" or unemployment benefits. Also housing is pretty cheap in the west esp. in N. America and the Nordic countries, allowing them to live independently. I think this is one of the main differences between Western neets and hikki's.

There is a lot of negativity there as you can imagine. What is scary is how easily this negative emotion is channeled. What was /b/, the general/most active board on 4chan, is now /pol/, the politics board. And with that jump comes feeding of far-right views like antisemitism and strong anti-black racism from that hate. But for some strange reason, they consider Koreans (East Aryans) and other asians (but not Indians) part of the master race. This is possibly due to their love of k-pop and anime.

We all remember donglegate with Adria Richards. That was originally picked up by /pol/ who worked the crowed and then passed it on to /b/ for execution. While HN saw it as political correctness gone mad, /pol/ saw it differently. Not only was she a liberal feminist, but she was a half n1gger k1ke-kess too!

There are many "why aren'y you a neet?" or "neet masterrace" threads, extolling the virtues of the neet lifestyles, ridiculing those who work, boasting about how much "autism bux" they get and swapping tips on how to get more. The thrify money-saving tips are pretty good too.

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>>22229503

Again with the rise of /pol/ these threads have taken an anti-semetic twist. Right now there is a thread called "ITT: Why Jews make you NEET" >>>/pol/16647507 , but it probably will die quickly. Most of the posts are jokes, but I am uncertain as to what extent they consider their views as jokes vs reality.

4channers also understand the economic and social forces that put them in this neet situation. This is expressed in "People who should die: Baby Boomers" threads, mocking the employment advice baby boomers gave "I paid my way through college by serving tables. I just walked up to the manager and he gave me a job." There are also threads of Penn Gillette binning resumes with sub 4.0 GPA's for McDonald's jobs, but that meme is far too complicated and contrived to explain.

Some neets just don't want to go back to society in it's current state. You see many threads comparing the degeneracy of a modern woman (e.g. a white woman race-mixing with a black man or just being promiscuous) versus a poster from Nazi Germany depicting nuclear aryan family. Again, this is an joke taken to the extreme, but it hides their possible views about today's society. They feel that with more traditional gender roles not only would women be more approachable and their chance be better, the idea of a relationship would be more attractive as opposed to "lol empowered womyn", i.e. sluts. They also hark back to the days of racial hegemony.

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>>22229505

Another difference with Japanese hikkis, is that they become that way far earlier than their western counterparts. Many western neets lost their jobs in the economic downturn and just failed to re-enter employment as opposed to dropping out highschool. Many were coders who you can catch on the Daily Programming Threads (DPT) on /g/; some are pretty talented and are working on quite interesting projects. They even had a visual novel of SICP in the works at some point.

This post was intended to a far shorter reply, but I think it turned into a braindump about 4chan. But I'm trying to get across how 4chan enables people in the west to live the neet lifestyle. Posters even acknowledge this, "if it wasn't for 4chan I would still have a job/girlfriend/friends, instead I'm fapping to Touhou porn." It just sucks people in with it's "it's ok to be a neet" attitude.

If you're curious take a look. /b/ has devolved into some sort of infantile cesspit. /pol/ seems to be where "the happening" is at. I generally think it's best to browse 4chan while you still have a full time job. Otherwise you'll end up spending too much time there, slowly warping your mind. Before you know it you'll be fapping to futanari porn of you favorite anime telling people how jews control the world.

>inb4 jidf

[Anonymous No.]

>>22229511
Is this copypasta, or are you on adderall?

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>>22229489
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>>22229667
Use the archive, it's from at least 2013

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
internet

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>>22156730
post ships

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>>22156730
Travel back in time and mine a shiton of bitcoins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Become a steamer girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22238988
too much work

[Anonymous No.]

>>22220123
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22238745
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>22229310
don't have any

[Anonymous No.]

draw touhou porn then have /jp/ donate to my patreon

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>>22157281
500 yen will be deposited to your account, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is just a bunch of normies pretending to be loser NEETS for attention online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22245384
Damn, Abe pays well.

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>>22157281
If Abe gave VISAs to foreigners willing to impregnate japanese woman the reclining birthrates problem would be fixed.

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>>22240951
Is Takuji /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys do? Play eroges and gap to 2hu girls? Is that the only thing you will do for the rest of your life? Like, do you guys even watch movies or Anime anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22253319
Doesn't that already happen? Don't you get a visa if you marry a japanese woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22253319
Japanese fertility rate is not much different than most European countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22253319
What's the point in "saving" the country if it means basically replacing the Japanese with foreigners?

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>>22253387
>What do you guys do?
Read manga/books in my spare time or draw
>Is that the only thing you will do for the rest of your life?
Nah, I still socialize, go to work, and have family like everyone else. The only difference between me and everyone else is that I fap to 2D onee san with big tits, not to 3D porn or 3D girls

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that most people here are normalfags who come on /jp/ to laugh at losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>22255419
Maybe they are tsundere and actually want to be friends with us.

[Anonymous No.]

I live off of translating japanese porn games and doujins for horny men who pay me with their bux, sweat and semen. Life treats me well so far I'd say.

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>>22255608
what group? i would gladly donate my semen for doujin and game translations

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>>22255706
Not in group, I'm independent. Not because I'm greedy and chose not to share, it's just that no one invited me yet. Which is fair, as the amount of work I usually do with games is staggering, I can go on a binge for like 16 hours a day for weeks translating one game in a daze forgetting everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22255419
Didn't used to be that way. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22256314
Before 2011 it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if there are other NEETs here that were posting in those hikki threads in 2011 who are still hikki neet? It's sad, I wasted a whole decade and I've changed nothing for the better. I didn't even stick to my kanji reps or 1CCing a single game. Such a pointless existence. I feel alien. My youth is gone, my brain is broken from isolation. I'm ashamed, but I know I'd still do it all over again.

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>>22156730
move to Europe

[Anonymous No.]

>>22255419
am I the only person who likes these people for their personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>22257615
I'm sure there's a couple. Most moved on. Some got jobs but still live with parents. Others went to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22229780
Based
Hopefully that doesn’t happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

the days of sustained NEET are over imo. If you wanted that lifestyle until you die, you should've been 40 years old 20 years ago. The economy was sustainable and then the Obama era happened when gibs were practically law of the land. Then come out as trans in 2014 when you had a whole army of tumblrites to brigade for you if your family turned on you. Then in 2015 jump ship to the anti-SJW bandwagon and become "based tranny" start a Youtube channel and patreon. Right now, start a comic on kickstarter. Either gender politics or "keep politics out of comics" works as a sales pitch. No one will even care if the book comes out.
The ways to sustained NEET are out there, you just gotta be willing to do the legwork and be social. But seriously, the golden age of being a loser was about 8 years ago during the Obama administration when, if you said you were unemployed, EVERYONE would reply sympathetically and say "I'm sorry, I know its hard to find work these days..." Nowadays less people accept excuses because the economy is a lot better.

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>>22257615
>or 1CCing a single game.
Oh wow... That's pretty pathetic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>22257615
>never continued kanji reps
Yeah that hit home with me. I go through spurts where I get all fired up and study like crazy, then it vanishes, I don't touch my kanji drills, and before I know it, I forgot the kanji for sleep for the fifteenth time in my life...meanwhile dumb edgy shit I learned in high school like 悪魔、鬼、弱虫、and 死 will stick with me with little to no effeort, even after not writing them for a decade.

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>>22258330
i keep hearing the economy is better but i know so many people who can't find jobs still. including me.
is this some psyops to make neets want to kill themselves for not being wageslaves? shame them until they die? this shit sucks

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>>22258446
I'm sorry but I'm not sure I can trust how hard you've actually tried given the thread we're in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22258446
There is plenty of work in shit jobs but not in good jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22259552
Yeah uhh can I have a McChicken and a double hamburger please? Unsalted please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
post in 4chan

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>>22258385
rude!

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>>22269247

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>>22229189
Being idle rich is boring as fuck though if you don't have enough freedom. Sure being high from enjoying 2D contents is fun but there's a limit to that and overtime you'll become desensitized

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>>22253346
/our救世主/

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>>22253346
>>22273452
Are you guys going to start shitposting in Russian again?

[Anonymous No.]

You don't choose the NEET life. NEET life chooses you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22273452
Based
>>22273542
I think I'm missing out on something here because I have no idea what you're referring to

[Anonymous No.]

>>22273542
Don't worry, I wasn't one of them. I am lazy like everyone else in this thread.

>>22276583
One of the recent UTL threads.

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>>22156730
I realized no matter what I do I'll never be saved from being one.
I have a job, a gf that for some reason loves me, a dog, yet still I want to go back to being a neet. I miss it.
I'm trying to deal with life but I hate it. Even when I get to hold a cute girl in my hands at night, part of me feels empty.
I wish i was still a neet, I would trade my gf for steady autism bux.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22276926
same here, god I'm such a neet at heart, always neeting it up at my job and with my gf, livin #neetlyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>22228586
Stop blaming your parents for your own actions. If you want a low end job then get one. If you don't, then own that decision yourself.

You can get by fine without rich parents helping you. Most people do. Maybe you'll need to learn to cook but it's not hard. If it doesn't work out they'll take you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22257615
I also wasted a whole decade and doing my driver's licence now. My life changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22257615
I also wasted a whole decade and doing my driver's license now. My life is changing for the better.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for wagecucks. Are people serious about not having any option other than wage-cucking? It's like boomer mentality to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
This thread sure looks more like an /r9k/ one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22279864
If you don't work you don't eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>22280650
I eat every day, multiple times a day, and I don't work at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22280665
How?
How do I reach neetdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22281964
just b urself

[Anonymous No.]

>>22282253
All that got me was a gf.
I hate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22279864
Some countries are too poor to support NEETdom. You either work or you're homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22279901
You would know

[Anonymous No.]

>>22277266
Happy to hear that anon. What are your EET plans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22286916
Think I'll try out prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

be mentally ill that you cant work a job, get money from government to live alone
apparently my cousin achieved this

[Anonymous No.]

>>22269479
I don't disagree, but I've had to do that today for buying groceries, and I ran out of all food on Sunday morning.

I don't really feel depressed or anything, but how do you even approach the problem of "I find writing posts on 4chan to be just taxing enough that I need to take breaks frequently." ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Avoid college for starters, unless someone else is paying for it all. If I wasn't in tons of debt, my life would be so much fucking easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
4HEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
kneepads

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
>Work from home
>Claim benefits
>Live somewhere cheap
>Order whatever you need online
>Only leave your bedroom when you have to
>Leech money from whoever you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
move to a nordic welfare state
rent paid and 500 euros in hand every month

[Anonymous No.]

>>22301800
>>Work from home
Everything I've tried to do is short term and unstable. Do I have to become a codemonkey or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22301800
>Leech money from whoever you can
Pretty sure nobody here wants to interact with people

>>22301950
Wow that's a better life than working with average pay here

[Anonymous No.]

>>22220123
I mean that works too, but you could also just be a lazy bum too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22180493
Don't game dev unless you are willing to make some really basic games and build up to something good. Not worth the Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
I live in France, I have money thanks to social help even without working

[Anonymous No.]

>>22301950
>500 euros
that's more than minimal wage where I live lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>22158876
Fucking this. And by "live," it's more appropriate to say "be born."

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302078
>>22302324
I feel bad for you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302097
Gamedev is great to do for fun
Staking your livelihood on it isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>22158876
>US
>neetbux
But I'm not autistic, retarded, or one legged

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302643
You can easily pretend to be at least two of those

[Captain Zatara No.]

>>22229310
in pepecoins? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302668
I don't think he has to pretend to be one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>22303442
I am very sorry to hear of Anon's loss of limb, wishing him a speedy recovery

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302353
>it's more appropriate to say "be born."
Shame you can't reroll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22303442
Yeah I'm sorry I lied, I'm a retard with a pegleg

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
If only RL could be like anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22258446
govt numbers on jobs are always inflated. i believe my eyes and i ain't seeing it in the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Not QUITE NEETdom but learn a skill you could do from home that's computer based and move out to Kansas or some other fuckall place in the Midwest. The rent is insanely low and you'll make more than enough to work an easy job and have plenty of free time.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that universal basic income becomes a basic human right in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>22228850
probably the most tragic thing I've read this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>22229489
I would argue it's not because of the neet badge of honor but simply because they find out the lifestyle is even possible thanks to these sites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22302324

At the same time, price levels in Finland are very high

Still the promised land of NEETdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>22303923
If real life were like anime, you'd have 3 to 5 completely freeloading women hanging around and making your life worse while still being a NEET yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22253346
Why would they bully such a cute boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
scam people hindu style

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156730
Kaguya’s room is a perfect representation of Sanae’s regular threads. A fucking dumpsterfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22156786
>>>22156786
bo

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157281
>scared of women

[Anonymous No.]

>>22331865
You're not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22335089
I think the implication here is that the reason he doesn't have a relationship isn't because he is scared of women, but perhaps because women dont want anything to do with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>22336917
That's less pathetic than being scared of women. Imagine being a man and also be scared of approaching women, yikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22340401
>yikes
Opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22340434
Do you not realize it's just a teen trying to bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22344220
Remember when people ignored teenbros? Neither do I.