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Lazy shrine maiden.

>> No.22117578

She’s not lazy

>> No.22117662
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She sweeps the shrine everyday, battles Youkai, has intimate sex with Marisa, deals with the bullshit EVERYDAY and when she finally lays down to rest she gets ridiculed. Fucking typical.

>> No.22117675
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It's okay to be a little lazy.

>> No.22117731
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Does Reimu ever get hit on?

>> No.22117757
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Only by the other girls. And she likes it. But she only really craves Marisa's attention.

>> No.22117767
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What makes you say that Reimu is gay?

>> No.22117771

She’s known by the village and her Shrine is sometimes referred to as a Youkai Shrine due to their frequent visits or sightings near there. Not only that but Reimu has a bit of a reputation herself. You’d have to be mad to approach that girl and ask for her hand in marriage for several other reasons.

>> No.22117775

There are no men in Gensokyo that are worth her time.

>> No.22117791
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Sure, but there's always some outliers. People don't always like the things society says they should. /jp/ should know that better than most.

I'm not sure it works like that.

>> No.22117829

That's exactly how it works. She's not looking for a good time, she's looking for a romantic partner. None of the miserable human villagers can offer that to her. She's just too far out of their league.

>> No.22117841

reimu is slute

>> No.22117998
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You don't just turn homosexual because you can't find a good member of the opposite sex, anon.
And "out of their league?" I'm questioning that too. How? She's powerful, yeah, but not some sort of high-class lady.

>> No.22118027

She didn't "turn" homosexual, she IS homosexual. And do you honestly think that she would bother spending enough time with a fucking villager to fall in love with them? That's unrealistic. Delusional, even.

>> No.22118092
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If she IS homosexual, then there being no men in Gensokyo that are worth her time doesn't matter and wouldn't have been brought up. Get your story straight!

>That's unrealistic. Delusional, even.

>> No.22118113
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Straight for pay?

>> No.22118138

The reason she hasn't even bothered to explore her sexuality outside of messing around with the other girls is because of how she views the villagers. They're not considered to be objects of sexual desire to her. She has no motivation to reach out to the villagers. They reach out to her. It's a one-sided relationship.

>> No.22118165
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Hey shes trying at least!

>> No.22118172
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Reimu doesn't have motivation to do much of anything. Lazy shrine maiden!
I'm not convinced. How do you know she just hasn't found Mr. Right, whether it's for a lack of trying or not?

>> No.22118190
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She has found the right one. But, it's not a Mister. It's a Miss. Ms. Marisa, in fact.

>> No.22118207

>And do you honestly think that she would bother spending enough time with a fucking villager to fall in love with them?
That's kinda with happened with Kosuzu though

>> No.22118209
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Bah. I think they're just good buddies.

>> No.22118259
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>> No.22119027

>You don't just turn homosexual because you can't find a good member of the opposite sex, anon.
That's kind of exactly what tends to happen in groups where no heterosexual opportunities present themselves for a long time. Prisons, old sailing ship crews, etc. People start using same-sex intercourse to relieve the tension.

>> No.22123009
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Sure, but there's a difference between having nobody who meets your standards and having nobody at all.

>> No.22123166

They're more than just good friends. Why can't you just accept that Reimu doesn't want cock? She only wants Marisa. After all, Marisa is the only human who has proven herself to be useful, reliable, and loyal. And to top it all off, they're also quite close. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to feel the sexual tension.

>> No.22123179
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No, but you would have to stretching a bit to see sexual tension in a Touhou manga.

>> No.22123214

ZUN wants to keep it wholesome but we all know what happens behind the scenes. After all, at least Marisa is a human, so we know that her hormones and sexual drive will motivate her.

>> No.22123232
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Stretching a bit.

>> No.22123262
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I have all these lewd and risque things in my Reimu folder that I never get a good opportunity to post. Now is not the time for bondage or tentacles or tickling or goofy porn expressions, but it almost never is either. I like having them, but it's frustrating. Reimu is too versatile.

>> No.22123612

ZUN has declared that there is no homosexuality in gensokyo, so your insistence is built on illegitimate grounds
Now fuck ofd back home >>>/lgbt/

>> No.22123639
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Nice job outing yourself, /v/ermin
Get out

>> No.22123830

It gets harder and harder to see if /u/fags are being serious or not.

>> No.22123852

How cute! Here's one for (You)

I'm serious. Why would I joke about something as important as Reimu's sexual orientation?

>> No.22123942

Stop bringing up your boogeyman you damn crossboarder

>> No.22124314


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Your mental is incredibly weak for failing to post something even remotely relevant to the discussion at hand. No wonder you're so militant against yuri, it's simply too complex for someone as simple-minded to accept, much less ever hope to understand.

>> No.22124502
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Evil must be punished.

>> No.22124516
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Get along you nerds.

>> No.22124542
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Let's just take it easy.

>> No.22124554

They are experts at trolling.
Because anti-/u/ are one of the most assblasted people out there that yurifags developed a fondness and efficency at triggering people more so than any other group.

>> No.22124629


>> No.22124839

Given that Reimu's role in fanon is so varied and versatile, I'm gonna say she's bi.

>> No.22124912
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Reimu is not for sexual.
If you want sexual there are other characters for that


>> No.22124960
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Reimu is for everything.
That's her appeal. Other characters might do this or that better, but Reimu can always give them a run for their money at the very least.

>> No.22125080 [DELETED] 

When I made this thread I did not expect yuri vs anti yuri shitposting.
Does this just come with the territory or what?

>> No.22125107
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The first few posts determine what sort of shitposting will be present in the thread. This >>22117757 post set the tone of the thread together with the ones that immediately followed it. Be glad that it's something as tame as yuri shitposting instead of something like diapers or feet or smells that seem to ruin the threads of other 2hus.

Now let's all enjoy Reimu's armpits in a civil manner.

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>Now let's all enjoy Reimu's armpits in a civil manner.
I make no promises.

>> No.22125219

Reimu is for babymaking

>> No.22125245
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Why did ZUN decide to give the protagonist of the entire series the worst personality?

>> No.22125323

Why did you post sample? You stupid? Wanna die?

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Never really was the brightest person and I've been wanting to kill myself for awhile

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Another absolutely amazing thread offered to you by /u/trannies and their need to self-insert themselves and their gender-dysphoria on everything, less they get another single aspect to add to their null personalities.

Holy fuck when are (((they))) going to cull the population

>> No.22125550
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Her no-nonsense, cynical personality is what makes her so endearing

>> No.22125588

The only thing any man would have to do to get Reimu to love him is as follow:
1. Cook her food
2. Give her alcohol
3. Give her money
Do two of the above practically guarantees you Reimu's love and devotion.

>> No.22125638
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The way she'd express her love is by nagging her boyfriend around to do all her chores for her. Then any intimacy they get and the reward for their hard work is getting the opportunity to massage her shoulders before she tells them to fuck off for the day.

She'd be the type of person to give out a half-baked "I love you" that would sound more insulting than genuine, and she'd expect you be grateful for having the chance to grovel and kiss her feet.

>> No.22126013

So what if a woman did those?

>> No.22126373 [SPOILER] 
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Hey, maybe I just like to fetishize girl-on-girl stuff as a straight cis-gendered white male and I'm not actually suffering from any sort of "gender dysphoria"?

Or, you know, I'm a closeted transsexual.

>> No.22126620
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touchy feely shrine maiden

>> No.22127448

Thats like normal women though, so Reimu is average in that respect

>> No.22129910

This thread really looks like that one "It's time" thread.

>> No.22134860

Those threads are gay.

>> No.22137935

Also stealing her donation box.

>> No.22138156
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Contemptible shrine maiden!

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>> No.22139819
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this thread is now only for fillipino hus

>> No.22139860

Final verdict- Thread topic will remain as “Lazy shrine maiden.”

>> No.22145583

Who made you the thread president?

>> No.22146591

inb4 someone summons that Jollibee anon from /ck/

>> No.22146593

I may also add that I like her tits though.

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Fucking BASED. Watch the janny seethe under this one. Every Gensoqt wants a strong man to plow her

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Reality sets in, and you eventually see that you have been misled. Marisa and Reimu are fucking. There is nothing you can do about it. Seethe harder.

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you do realize that yuri from japan is different from the western trash anyway?

>> No.22148400
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>> No.22150481
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Best duo

>> No.22150876
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I (male) would like to do Reimu-san's chores for her every once in a while. Even a small mumbled "arigato.." from her once a month is enough to keep me going. Someday I want to marry her.

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>> No.22153946

trios are the best

>> No.22154533

Maybe by some outsiders from time to time, moments before she sends them back to the outside world. The human villagers don't trust her, nor do they particularity like her. Most of them would probably burn her alive if they knew enough about the true nature of her occupation.

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I hate /l/ but I can't get enough of this FORBIDDEN LOVE!

>> No.22154686

If she can't fall in love, how would she make a new shrine maiden?

>> No.22154702

The Hakurei lineage asexually reproduce

>> No.22155663

Passionless sex.

>> No.22155714
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Yukari's special selection program

>> No.22157311

Is that a Yukkuri Marisa?

>> No.22158233
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Three reimus!

>> No.22159292

your "source" is a parody website for anime akin to the onion. in reality reimu has a harem of bitches including fresh new klown kunny under her floorboards

>> No.22159844

Yurifags are fucking terrible but they’re still better than the shit that gets spammed frequently

>> No.22161510

She's dead.

>> No.22162205
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Four Reimus!

>> No.22164392

like me

>> No.22165166

More like 2 Reimus
More like Reimu and player two Reimu.

>> No.22166119

I want to bend all four Reimu on the mahjong table and take my time with them!

Also are those from Disappearance of Gensokyo?

>> No.22166940

Me on the left.

>> No.22167589

No you uncultured fucking retard.

>> No.22169381

I want to lick Reimu's cunny!!!

>> No.22169411

Reimu is too old to have a cunny. She's probably all hairy down there.

>> No.22173261

She's a soft miko you gross fuck.

>> No.22176980

I haven’t seen Reimu be soft towards anyone honestly. She’s an asshole to pretty much anyone.

>> No.22177800

Soft physically

>> No.22181423

Too bad nobody will feel her love

>> No.22181452

She's a brute and she surrounds herself with monsters. Would not wife yes I would, but most wouldn't

>> No.22183251
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How does it feel to know a girl is much more capable of keeping up with Reimu than any "man"?

>> No.22191035

Reimu is a whore though

>> No.22197554

Stop posting, Sanae.
Reimu is not a whore and she has never seen a penis in her life. Stop thinking everyone is as much a slut as you are.

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