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What are these fairies plotting?

>> No.22099515
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>>22099504
Whatever it is, Reimu will put a stop to it.

>> No.22099519

How to kidnap and rape as many fat virgins as they can, and maybe throw eggs on Akyuu's home while they are at it.

>> No.22099523

>It's called the knock-out game and it's the hottest thing in the outside world
>But is bad to hit people for no reason?
>No, the humans attack we fairies for no reason so it's fair when we strike them back, remember the one who hits them harder out of the blue wins.
>Alright
>Well wait here for the Hakurei shrine maiden and smack her good
>Perfect, nothing can go wrong, it's time for we fairies to retake whats ours.

>> No.22099535
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>>22099515
And with Marisa's help, of course.

>> No.22099616
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>>22099515
the biggest gay fairy orgy in gensokyo, also a war as a bonus

>> No.22099647

>>22099616
Will they ride eternal, all shinny and chrome.

>> No.22099648

>>22099519
So... are the twig virgins safe due to lack of body mass?

>> No.22099817

>>22099648
No, being a twig only means they can hold you down instead of having to chain you to the radiator.

>> No.22101378
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>>22099504
How to lure fat smelly unwashed NEETs into breaking into Akyuu's house with them and mating pressing them on her bed.

>> No.22101420

>>22101378
I want to hug all three of them together in that configuration.

>> No.22101426

>>22099504
How to bring down the great hakurei barrier so they can have access to the outside world, where it is said there are fat NEETs by the billions; with all that semen just going to waste not inside a fairy!

>> No.22101469
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>>22099504
How to prank human women by turning their husbands into incurable fairycons.

>> No.22101560

A suprise birthday party for Reimu

>> No.22101587

Fairies molest and try to rape me every day. I am the victim here yet people always ignore my struggles because male rape isn't a thing in their minds. This is a serious problem in our society.

>> No.22101597

>>22101587
Me too. I'm afraid to leave my house everyday because of this. A few weeks ago, I heard a kid in the neighborhood disappeared only to turn up days later without his shorts. I know the dumb parents won't ask any questions about this, but I know exactly what happened. He was milked. I saw him again the other day and he had that look in his eye. He'd lost something.

Someone needs to step up and take care of this fairy problem.

>> No.22101619

How can a responsible adult man of Gensokyo with aspirations towards starting a stable family with an adult woman avoid these menaces?

>> No.22101629

>>22101619
Ask Nue to make them all look like Akyuu, she is the Achilles' heel of fairies.

>> No.22101653
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>>22101619
Avoid ejaculating for a few weeks and then take a relaxing walk in the woods.

>> No.22101755

Shit, I saw them again today. I swear I did. They were hiding behind a tree near a public toilet at the local park. And just when I was needing to pee, too. God, I could only imagine what they'd done to me if I hand't seen them.

Be careful when you go out, anons, you never know when there's a fa

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>>22099515
But Reimu is the head honcho with Marisa as local pimp.

>> No.22101775

>>22101755
RIP anon, the fairies got 'em

>> No.22101784
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This is the last thing Anon sees.

>> No.22102043
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>>22101597
>>22101587
It's not rape if you consent.

>> No.22102137

>>22101426
If the barrier dissapates then Youks and the like won’t exist anymore and the humans would be branded as loonies in a cult to be put in the fun house.
The moon dies out as well if that makes you happier.

>> No.22102175

>>22101784
She just wants you to follow her into the woods so she can show you something.
Just look at that cute and innocent face! She's a good girl and wouldn't hurt a fly!

>>22101587
>>22101597
That's complete and utter slander. Fairies don't "rape" people, specially not overweight virgin men.

>> No.22102220
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>>22102175
Do not listen to this fairy

>> No.22102337

>>22099504
The destruction of Israel.

>> No.22102815

>>22099515
World's #1 Miko!

>> No.22102830

>>22099504
"alright you gotta attack reimu"

>> No.22102838

>>22102043
Very weird anatomy. Sunny's head is bent at an uncomfortable looking angle and Luna's butt looks more like two lumps of misshapen dough.

>> No.22103058

>>22102838
I want to massage Luna's butt until it gains a more natural shape.

>> No.22103121
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>>22103058
Star can help.

>> No.22103196

>>22099504
Aah Clownpiece can't keep her hands off her cunny in anticipation!

>> No.22104961
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>>22099504
To wake my cute and perfect daughterwife Lily-chan, so spring can reign all year round.

>> No.22108605
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>>22099504
These smol fluid druids must be stopped at all cost!

>> No.22109127

>>22108605
Puffy!!

>> No.22111200
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>>22104961
Lily is the essence of fairies, distilled. She is to the other fairies as those fairies are to us.

>> No.22111235

>>22111200
The other fairies spend the day talking about how cute Lily is and how much they want her for themselves?

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>>22101469
Joke's on them, I dont have a wife.

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>>22116326
You do now.

>> No.22116508
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I wish fairies would stop peeing on my doorstep. They should be using my mouth for that!

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>>22099504

>> No.22117283

>>22099515
Reimu will support her daughters

>> No.22121698

>>22099504
Something incredibly cunning.

>> No.22122190

>>22099504
I dont know.
But Cirno doesnt look impressed.

>> No.22122893

What if they were plotting a way to stop fat smelly unwashed NEETs using them as onaholes?

>> No.22122955

>>22122893
But they're looking Hakurei's shrine.
Are you implying that's the fairycons operation base?

Well, Reimu is a well known fairycon as demonstrated on the fairy manga.
She believes fairies are her property.

>> No.22122975

>>22122893
I don't know about the other fat smelly unwashed NEETs, but if one or more fairies said they hate me, I'd instantly lose my will to live and go hang myself.

>> No.22124600

>>22122975
But then you'd only end up in Gensokyo.

>> No.22125077

>>22124600
What happens if one commits suicide in Gensokyo?

>> No.22125109

>>22125077
They come back as Count Chocula and get killed for real by Reimu.

>> No.22125122

>>22125077
You come back in actual Japan and have to be bored to death by a dreary life of soul-destroying corporate slavery for 80 or 90 years before coming back in Gensokyo.

>> No.22132186

>>22111235
You don't?

>> No.22132228
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22132228

Lily is a good girl! Lily has many well-deserved headpats coming her way!

>> No.22132857

>>22132228
Lily always looks so darn happy. I bet her body temperature is higher than normal. Cuddling with her must feel amazing.
On an slightly unrelated note, I just looked up "Lily White" on google and this came up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily-white_movement
This changes the image I had of her somewhat.

>> No.22133042

>>22132857
>The Lily-White Movement was an anti-African-American movement within the Republican Party in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The movement was a response to the political and socioeconomic gains made by African-Americans following the Civil War and the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution, which eliminated slavery.
What the fuck, ZUN

>> No.22133171

>>22132228
The way Lilly is portrayed in official comics is so endearing. Whenever she appear, you always get that "no matter what happens, spring will never fail to come" kind of feeling.

>> No.22133310

>>22099504
>What are these fairies plotting?
A second holocaust, because one wasn't enough

>> No.22133453

I really want to cuddle Larva lately!

>> No.22135412

>>22101378
Is this the meme-iest response possible? No. You can do more memes!

>> No.22136195

>>22135412
What a garbage post.

>> No.22137964
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>>22133310
They have my support!

>> No.22138176
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Imagine waking up and having a bunch of fairies piled up on top of you.

>> No.22138793

>>22138176
The perfect morning! Especially if Lily, Larva, Piece, Dai, Cirno, and the SDM fairy maids are also in the pile!

>> No.22139026

>>22138793
But then you won't be able to breathe!

>> No.22139092

>>22139026
How can it truly be the perfect morning if he doesn't wake up dead and buried?

>> No.22139163
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>>22139092
Please do not wish for the death of your fellow /jp/sie. We should all be friends.

>> No.22139194

>>22139163
How is wishing a peaceful death by asphyxiation from being buried under countless fairies not friendly?

>> No.22139873

>>22139194
He should be enjoying that glorious moment.
Also, the poor little fairies would be traumatized for the rest of their lives for killing an innocent man, when all they wanted was to be close to him and warm him up.

>> No.22139903
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>>22139873
not likely considering they just want to suck men dry from semen and other bodily liquids

>> No.22139929

>>22139903
Please refrain from posting off-topic images.

>> No.22140915
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>>22138793
Aah, I want to sleep under a big pile of fairies, especially if they're all Lily!

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I don't need a whole pile, a mere three fairies would be more than enough for me.

>> No.22145820

>>22145736
>a mere three fairies
As if a /jp/sie could manage to corral even a single fairy.

>> No.22150675

>>22145736
Ah, pumping their wombs full of my stinky NEET semen!

>> No.22153179

>>22138176
disgusting

>> No.22153348
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>>22153179
Go away, hag.

>> No.22153969

WORLD DOMINATION

>> No.22156547

>>22153969
I wouldn't mind being a slave to my fairy overlords. I hope they use me to relief their stress.

>> No.22156649

>>22153348
I want to press my glans against the cervix of these cuties and pump a huge load of filthy, stinky NEET semen inside their small wombs!!

>> No.22160533
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GO! GO!
ANON!
HURRAY!

>> No.22160566

>>22160533
go go penis!

>> No.22160789

They're planning to rape a fat vigins

>> No.22160853

>>22160789
>a fat vigins
You have to choose either plural or singular, anon.

>> No.22162669

>>22153969
this when??

>> No.22162677
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>>22160566
YAY YAY!
PEENIS!

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>>22160533
>>22162677
I don't understand why but fangs like Sunny's are super cute to me. I like snaggle tooth girls in real life too. There is no rational explanation for being attracted to such things, yet I am.

>> No.22165629

They're planning the best way to deliver their pee to kind anons houses.

>> No.22165647

>>22165629
D'awww. Just when I thought fairies couldn't get any more perfect!

>> No.22166316

>>22164234
Wouldn't that just be called "fetishes"?

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>>22166316
Sure, I guess it's a fetish. I suppose I'm lucky it's not worse. I could have ended up being into stinky feet or diapers or something dumb like that.

>> No.22169134

>>22169008
I need to see Cirno's panties! I need to lick her cunny through her panties!

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>>22169134

>> No.22169272

>>22138176
Aah I want to lick my daughterwife's Luna armpit!

>> No.22169796
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Imagine. Just fucking imagine.

>> No.22170246

>>22169796
At that size all I can imagine is reading them bedtime stories.

>> No.22170318

>>22169796
Now I just want to tickle them and give them upsie-daisies.

>> No.22170753
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Sneaking into the SDM and using all the onaholes! For the sole purpose of pissing off the head maid!

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>>22170246
Here's some assistance

>> No.22170804

>>22170753
Imagine Sakuya finding you having sex with the fairies in the kitchen.

>> No.22170810

>>22170804
Imagine fairies finding you having sex with the Sakuya in the kitchen.

>> No.22170819

>>22170753
Those maids are said to not be able to handle anything more intensive than washing their own clothes. Do you really want a whole mansion full of dojikko maids tripping over your dick?

>> No.22170832

>>22170810
They would masturbate while watching and beg to lick your dick and Sakuya's pussy clean after you were done.

>> No.22170835

>>22170804
All I'd have to do is simply explain that I'm not in to wrinkly, dried-up hags like her when there are fresh, beautiful fairies around. After such an explanation she's sure to be understanding.

>>22170819
Yes.

>> No.22171337

>>22170835
She would stop time and rape you until you had no more semen for the fairies.

>> No.22171723

>>22170800
No wait! Please... only take off your panties.

>> No.22171761
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>>22169796
Touhou is rather inconsistent with the heights of characters.

>> No.22172671

>>22171761
Isn't this just this one that they're so small in relation to Marisa? So it's probably just the same magic they use to fit themselves inside the three.

>> No.22172694

>>22099504
Stalingrad

>> No.22173577 [DELETED] 
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>>22170246
>>22170318
You guys don't already want to do that to the fairies? Hard rough rapex with them is great, but they're still little girls and they need other types of love.
Give your fairies headpats, tickled them, brush their hair and watch cartoons together.

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>>22170246
>>22170318
You guys don't already want to do that to the fairies? Hard rough rapesex with them is great, but they're still little girls and they need other types of love.
Give your fairies headpats, tickled them, brush their hair and watch cartoons together.

>> No.22173589
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>>22173577
I want to give Dai a piggyback ride

>> No.22173688

>>22173584
What are some wholesome cartoons you could watch with fairies?

>> No.22173802

>>22173688
Ferngully

>> No.22174412

>>22173584
Just because we want to use fairies as onaholes, that doesn't mean we don't want to give them other forms of love too. That's why the term daughterwife exists.

>> No.22174603

>>22173688
Happy Tree Friends. It will surely be gut-busting.

>> No.22174654

>>22099504
If both the clown and Cirno are there, it can't be anything good.

>> No.22174692
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>>22173688
Cardcaptor Sakura

>> No.22174863

>>22174692
But Tomoyo, I'm pretty sure the only "fairy" flying through the night sky is Rumia.

>> No.22174913

>>22174863 doesn't know about the moon fairy

>> No.22174970
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>>22174863
I assure you, this fairy did indeed take flight.

I bet the fairies of light would enjoy watching a fellow magical girl in action. They might get some good ideas about how to use their powers.

>> No.22175222

>>22174970
I want to show the fairies some Sakura action.
In my bed.

>> No.22175323

>>22175222
I'm sure it will be highly entertaining and educational.

>> No.22175413
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>>22175222
Lily showed me her Sakura action. It was awfully impressive.

>> No.22175424

>>22173688
Ghibli and Disney movies, which will be watched at night with both of us under a nice warm blanket.

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>> No.22177076

>>22176391
I want to rape and traumatize a little fairy with Seija!

>> No.22184126

>>22140915
>>22145736
It is never enough

>> No.22184217
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>>22176391
Catching Lily and tickling her until she pees!

>> No.22186261

Luna-chan is a pro at giving gentle blowjobs.

>> No.22189410

>>22186261
must be the unique mouth geometry

>> No.22189524

>>22099504
how to cover hakurei shrine in fairy pee most efficently

>> No.22189545

>>22189524
They should cover the inside of my mouth in fairy pee!

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