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Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:37:23 2009 No.2209075 [Reply] [Original]

Explain Touhou in a haiku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:39:23 2009 No.2209089 Touhou is a game With bullets shooting bullets and many waifus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:39:23 2009 No.2209087 Cute girls are so cute. Pretty hypnotic bullets... ...did I just get shot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:39:23 2009 No.2209093 penis penis penis penis penis penis dick penis penis penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:42:23 2009 No.2209120 Grazing, dodging; a maelstrom of bullets, magic; little girls drink tea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:42:23 2009 No.2209122 It is not too bad Touhou zen lets me avoid All the bulle- FUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:44:23 2009 No.2209130 I know I should not But I fucked you are Touhou, You faggot bitches

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:44:23 2009 No.2209132 Touhou twelve is out I have been playing it since I don't have any friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:44:23 2009 No.2209133 >>2209075 The bullet patterns are impossible to weave. Just use Reimu A

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:44:23 2009 No.2209134 Bullets advance fast Dodge quickly, fire rapidly One false move means death

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:44:23 2009 No.2209136 Ooh, Touhou Touhou. Hmm, I'll just give this a try. Dear god! What the fuck?!

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:45:23 2009 No.2209139

American Haiku version

so I was playin the touhou
and fiddy cent comes up to me and is like
"dmx why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and I said
"because fiddy I like tha dodge them bullets. unlike u."
"why you gotta do it with a loli"
"I dunno"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:45:23 2009 No.2209140 Same old Shoot-em-up Touhou is Overrated Kenta Cho is Best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:45:23 2009 No.2209144 Touhou is the best I can jerk off while playing It is so much fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:46:23 2009 No.2209145 touhou is really gay favorite game of faggots and alice leaks poop

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:47:23 2009 No.2209151 >>2209139 wats dmx

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:47:23 2009 No.2209149 As ZUN's skills increase The games get much less boring UFO is best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:48:23 2009 No.2209153 File: 123 KB, 600x550, bucket.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meteor shower... a gentle wave wets our sandals

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:48:23 2009 No.2209154 bullet grazan games shit is too hard to manage back to the fapping

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:50:23 2009 No.2209168 The armpit miko Investigates incidents Shit fandom abounds

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:53:23 2009 No.2209187 Even noobs could see: That no Touhou - no /jp/. -Touhou's one good point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:56:23 2009 No.2209191 Silly hats and bullets What is this I don't even Fuck died on easy modo

>>	Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Sun Mar 8 23:02:23 2009 No.2209217 Touhou is a curtain shooter. Dodge the bullets with all your effort You will quickly die anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:03:03 2009 No.2209222 I fucked you are waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:04:23 2009 No.2209226 One hard shooting game. Bullets shooting more bullets. I would rather fap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:07:23 2009 No.2209233 Zun alcoholic makes silly hat loli shmup thousands doujins made

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:09:23 2009 No.2209243 I can't 1cc But the game is not the game Yukari fuck me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:09:23 2009 No.2209247 Lolis with silly hats From the mind of a drunk person I want to fuck Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:12:23 2009 No.2209267 Poor motives abound Shooting everyone dead Don't forget to bomb

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:17:23 2009 No.2209300 Cherry blossom fall Hold shift for focused movement You are gonna die

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:18:23 2009 No.2209303 Bullets come in waves Intricate deadly patterns Look between the shots

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:22:23 2009 No.2209333 What a bunch of sluts My touhoes just blew me Shit was so cash

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:24:23 2009 No.2209346 Fanboys don't play shmups What the hell is going on? Fucking lolicons...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:27:23 2009 No.2209365 I am a novice Goddamn this is hard WHY DO I STILL PLAY!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:01:23 2009 No.2209544 The open east wind Demons seeking disruption Armpit Shrine Maiden

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:15:23 2009 No.2209595 Loli fuck, awright! 3D pig is disgusting. fap fap fap fap fap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:18:23 2009 No.2209616 光弾即死

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:21:23 2009 No.2209631 Cat of ill omen Awesome, do it again Chen So I say HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:23:23 2009 No.2209642 Great cast of girls In a fantasy setting They will rape me again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:24:23 2009 No.2209648 Hardly a challenge I have beaten phantasm I'll play dwarf fortress

>>	SR Mon Mar 9 00:28:23 2009 No.2209673 "What end do you want?" "One where everybody dies!" Danmaku begins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:29:23 2009 No.2209681 >>2209075 >>2209675 >75 I've lost all faith in this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:29:28 2009 No.2209675 File: 191 KB, 1250x1425, yugiyamiv4smirk7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:31:23 2009 No.2209687 >>2209681 And nothing of value was lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:31:23 2009 No.2209692 >>2209675 You need fifteen more syllables to make a good haiku dear poster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:31:23 2009 No.2209689 If only ZUN was a girl, then I could have some delicious shota.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:32:23 2009 No.2209698 >>2209681 You're new then, you should know by now every weekend is the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:33:23 2009 No.2209703 A loli's up there Flying freely in the clouds Look at those armpits

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:35:23 2009 No.2209717 >>2209698 The danmaku threads are the only enjoyable thing on weekends, since the Danmakuguy just show up on weekends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:37:23 2009 No.2209731 Going to win now At last, I've almost done it My, I just lost the E

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:38:23 2009 No.2209736 >>2209731 wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:39:23 2009 No.2209741 Forty posts before The thread was fagged up by A sleepy schoolboy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:39:23 2009 No.2209746 >>2209731 OH SH-

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:40:23 2009 No.2209751 >>2209731 OH FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:43:23 2009 No.2209775 >>2209731 OH, I C WUT U DID THAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:46:23 2009 No.2209790 Yo dawg, you like bullets So we put bullets in your bullets so you FUCK

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Mar 9 00:53:23 2009 No.2209835 File: 20 KB, 220x250, 1227915996849.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2209681 XDDDDD

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