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220623 No.220623 [Reply] [Original]

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.

>> No.220628
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Touhou 2: An accomplice to a powerful youkai that tried to enslave a Shrine maiden.
Touhou 3: Halts Scientific Development.
Touhou 4: Beat up a Shrine Maiden, and a Person who wished to spread Flowers to the world so she could gain power.
Touhou 5: Raids and violently Destroies an entire alternate universe and calls it "Sight-Seeing"
Touhou 6: Raids a Mansion to steal mystical artifacts. She has also made doing this a typical adventure, what with the library
Touhou 7: Wanders around lost, beating up people until she invades a Ghost's Garden just before the Owner's Flower Viewing Festaval, and then beats up the host and hard worker who put it together.
Touhou 7.5: Breaks up parties -as a way to pass time-
Touhou 8: Beats up people who are trying to protect Gensokyo from an Alien invasion. Also tries to put the blame on a friend.
Touhou 9: She wanders around blowing people up until she finds a death god and annoys her, then the judge of hell comes along to tell her to apologise for all her sins, and she beats her up too.
Touhou 10: Oppressed a Religion without any premise to do so other than she was on a hiking trip and the people who she beat up along the way asked her nicely.

>> No.220657

>>220628

Marisa is a good girl

>> No.220663

>>220628
>TH_2: An accomplice to a powerful youkai that tried to enslave a Shrine maiden.

the Shrine maiden deserved it

>TH_3: Halts Scientific Development.

not so much she just wins the contest

>TH_4: Beat up a Shrine Maiden, and a Person who wished to spread Flowers to the world so she could gain power.

the Shrine maiden deserved it, and the Shrine maiden whas the one that beat up the Person who wished to spread Flowers not Marisa

>TH_5: Raids and violently Destroies an entire alternate universe and calls it "Sight-Seeing"

>> No.220683

>>220663
Why are you defending an undead criminal psychopath?

>> No.220699

>>220683
I'm defending Marisa not Reimu.
Reimu can go to hell for all the bad she's done

>> No.220709

No matter how you look at it, Marisa is even more evil than Reimu. She was even a fully fledged bad guy for a while.

>> No.220725

>>220699
*coughhypocritcough*

>> No.220730

>>220709
At least Marisa doesn't break up families.

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>>220709
That's why we like her, isn't it.

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ITT we list both Reimu's and Marisa's bad deeds.

Reimu: she gives questionable reading material to underaged youkai.

>> No.220732

>>220709She was even a fully fledged bad guy for a while

yea against REIMOO and she whas with Mima-sama so its all good

>> No.220749

>>220738
That isn't SO bad.....

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>>220623
...
Mommy is dead?
mommy . . .
...

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>>220750

That was the day Alice's life fell apart...

>> No.220781

>>220763
;_;

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>>220763

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>>220750

>> No.220815

>>220788
FUCK THIS

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

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>>220788
FUCK THIS

I reject your reality, and substitute my own!

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>>220809

>> No.220839
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Marisa would never kill someone, unlike the miko

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>>220809

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>>220823

>> No.220859

>>220839
She did't even kill her dad!!
And that man whas one hell of a dick.

>> No.220866

Alice's would be :
Touhou 5 : Claims forbidden power as her own and swears to become the mortal enemy of the Hakurei Miko and the Black/White witch.
Touhou 7 : Attacks a total stranger with the same ferocity she reserves for the two girls who murdered her mother.
Touhou 7.5 : Forces everyone to be as morose and fun-hating as she is.
Touhou 8 : Is now close friends with the persons who bet the shit out of her as a kid, orphaned her and destroyed her childhood home. Even though they (a) still think of her as an enemy and blame her for everything (b) use her as a scapegoat and meatshield.

...
'Course, my touhoufag level is pathetic so this might be completely wrong.

>> No.220882

These are YOUKAI, they fucking eat people for food and you defend them by saying Reimu is evil? Without Reimu and the generations of shrine maidens before her Earth would have been consumed by youkai centuries ago.

>> No.220894

>>220866
Yeah, you're way off.

>> No.220911

>>220882
Not all youkai eat people. Like the only named youkai who actually ate anyone was Rumia and nobody cares about Rumia anyway.
AND SHINKI ISN'T ALICES MOM. GOD DAMN

>> No.220913

>>220911
No Anonymous, you are Alice's mom.

>> No.220915

>>220882

I think Rumia's the only one proven to eat people?

Remillia and Flandre drink their blood...Yuyuko just takes their souls (by accident)...hrm....

>> No.220917

Reimu is the sweetest sweet.

>> No.220921

>>220866
yea thats ok but shes not friends with Reimu so
>orphaned her and destroyed her childhood home
is a no go

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>>220913

>> No.220924

>>220917
More like the SLUTTIEST SLUT amirite?

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>>220922
she adopted you

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But they're in luuuuurrvveee

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>>220942

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>>220942
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

>> No.220987

>>220844
what

>> No.220994

>>220949
which means your real mom abandoned you as a baby... in the demon word of all places(which means she wanted you dead)

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>>220994
It was me

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Alice would hold Satoko closely, tightly, her little sister wrapped up in her arms while she softly weeps tears of happiness and sadness, thinking about the years lost between them as she holds her little sis as close as she can to her, thinking only of how much she loves this poor little girl, how close she feels to her seperated sister.

Satoko would huddle close to Alice's chest, crying because no one has ever loved her like Alice, burying her face into her robes, wanting only the feeling of someone who really, truly loves her holding her tightly, pressing her against her warm body, hugging her and telling her everything was going to be alright, that she had a big sister who loved her more than anything and would protect her from anyone who would hurt her.

At night, even if Satoko was scared, Alice would lovingly cuddle her to sleep, stroking her hair and whispering how wonderful it is to have a little sister like Satoko into her ears. They would hold eachother, and in the morning wake up feeling nothing but overwhelming joy at being able to be so close together.

Every so often, Satoko wouldn't be able to contain it, and would hug Alice as tightly as she could, pressing close and squeezing tight. Alice would hug back just as vigorously. One or the other would shed a tear of sheer joy.

>> No.221005

>>220994

That or she died and couldn't bring her anywhere safer?

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>>221001
You will be spared when I yandere snap over Marisa.

>> No.221025

>>220999
Alice: YOU KILLED MY MOTHER!!!
Reimu: No Alice I AM YOUR REAL MOTHER.
Alice:NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.221032

>>221001
GOOD END

>> No.221048

I need a Marisa x Alice doujin with some good end.

Any suggestions?

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>>221025

>> No.221056

>>221048
The Puppeteer

>> No.221083

>>221025
Touhou 5: Returns murder the woman she raped and attempts to kill her bastard daughter.

>> No.221108

>>221025
Touhou 5: Returns to murder the woman she raped and abuse her bastard daughter.

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oh hey remember when Alice whas a an adorable little happy girl with a familie?

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>>221128

>> No.221158

>>221145
TIME PARADOX!!!

>> No.221166

>>221145
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

>> No.221195

>>221145
Alice is HER OWN MOTHER.
Time travel. Serious fucking business.

>> No.221208

>>221195
so she abandoned herself?

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>> No.221217

>>221208
Yes.

Like Lister from Red Dwarf.

>> No.221222

>>221217
RISUTAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.221223

>>221216
I like this.

>> No.221231

>>221195
ALICE IS MARISA IS HER OWN MOTHER
Time travel. Serious fucking business.

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>>220628
I SAID I WAS SORRY, ALRIGHT?

>> No.221265

>>221251
its ok now
we all love you

>> No.221352

>>221231
THEN WHO IS REIMU!?!?

>> No.221380

>>221352
There is no Reimu.

>> No.221383

>>221352
Yukari.

>> No.221423

>>221352
"Alice"'s father.

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>>221352
After defeating Marisa in the skies above Kyoto, Reimu the Destroyer realized the error in her ways. Her campaign of conquest had cost her her home, her friends--and her humanity.

Mustering her remaining power, Reimu opened a sukima to the distant past. Adopting a young kitsune as a shikigami to aid her, she settled on the outskirts of what would one day be Gensokyo, and waited for the day when she could save herself...

>> No.221632

>>221446

Where the heck did this "reimu murders marisa over kyoto" thing start anyway?

>> No.221639

>>221446
well ... oh

>> No.221667

>>221446
wait, wut?

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And so, the legend of the White-Black Magician of Dreams came to a close, struck down in the skies above Kyoto by Reimu the Destroyer.

>> No.221688

>>221446
Reimu = Yukari?
How?

>> No.221706

>>221688

TIME TRAVEL.

For a more in depth explanation, watch an episode of star trek voyager.

>> No.221722

>>221446

is this story collected somewhere for reading?

>> No.221731

>>221722
Tch, now I wish I'd saved that thread.

>> No.221821

>>221722
I have it saved somewhere, wait a while and I'll dig it up and repost it.

>> No.221832

...Finally, Marisa catches up to Reimu.

"...Why? Why did you kill Alice?"

"She was a youkai. Do I need any other reason?"

"She was your friend! And she's not the only one you've murdered today! Why, Reimu?!"

"...Because order demands it. I did not kill Alice. Don't you see? I did not destroy the barrier, nor did I kill those humans who opposed Gensokyan conquest. Order demands it. And now... Even you would turn against me?"

"Someone has to stop you, Reimu. I... I don't want to have to kill you, but I will if it comes to that."

"...Very well then."
...And so, the legend of the White-Black Magician of Dreams came to a close, struck down in the skies above Kyoto by Reimu the Destroyer. They say, as she fell, she shed a single tear.

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>> No.222501

>>221832

Did you happen to save the time travvelan epilogue?

>> No.222542

>>163608

This was the thread in question. Not sure if there's any way to view a transcript.

>> No.222929

wait what? Reimu kills Marisa? Isn't it Marisa who sends Reimu back in time with her master/final spark?

>> No.222941

>>222929
Ending #1 is always accepted as canon.

>>222501
I only have it up to the point where VIVIT appears.

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>>221128
I has a book

>> No.222966

>>222955
why can't we have this alice, again?

>> No.222969

>>222542
This looks incredibly awesome, and I need the whole pasta for a friend of mine who doesn't lurk here.

>> No.222971

>>222966
Because her mom is dead.

DEAD.

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>>222955
She still talks the same way now, how cute.

>> No.223015

>>222981
she just needs to open that damn book and go berserk as an extra boss again.

>> No.223022

>>221679
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A HAWK HOLDING A MOTHER FUCKING FISH?! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING BADASS GOD DAMN!!!

>> No.223026

>>223022
OH LORD I THINK IT IS! GOD DAMN THAT FISH LOOKS LIKE IT'S HAVING A FUCKING BLAST!

>> No.223052

>>223026
>>223022
WELL FUCKSTICKS HE'S PROBABLY TAKING HIM TO THE PARK OR SOME SHIT THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE A FUCKLOAD OF FUN!!!

>> No.223080

>>223078
SSiB...
Does that stand for BRAAAAWL?

>> No.223078

Touhou SSiB: Reimu aids terrorist activities against the Lunarians

>> No.223097

>>223080

Silent Sinner in Blue

>> No.223640

>>220628
> Touhou 3: Halts Scientific Development.
Obtains an ICBM and names it Mimi - because it's cute.

>>220663
> She didn't violently Destroie all of it that whas the miko
Actually, Shinki did that entirely herself as collateral damage in her boss fight. Don't worry, she built the whole of Makai, it's hers to rebuild afterwards (possibly almost instantaneously).

>> No.223670

>>221216
Oh god, Marisa seducing young Alice. Best couple.

>> No.223676

CtC: Reimu wakes up in a mental hospital and finds out that all of the events in Gensokyo were a product of her sick, deranged mind. She remains locked up in the facility until she finally dies of old age.

>> No.223678

>>221446
OH GOD NO!

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sounds déja vu to me lolol XD ^^

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WHO DID 9/11 NOW, BITCHES?

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>>223670
Would be better if it was red-headed Marisa.

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>>223699
True.

>> No.223711

I don't get it, where is it said that Alice is Shinki's daughter?

>> No.223714

>>223711
she isn't

>> No.223722

>>223714
Shinki says everything in Makai is her creation, which would include Alice.

>> No.223725

>>223711
Shinki said everything in Makai is her creation, which would include Alice.

>> No.223726

>>223714
Just because they aren't related by blood doesn't mean it isn't freaking hot, though.

>> No.223727

>>223711
Reimu killed Shinki after fighting Alice.

But Reimu is known as a bitch who eats babies and like to kill their parents.

Hence, Alice is Shinki's daughter.

Seriously, Shinki said that everything in Makai is her creation and Reimu met Alice in Makai.

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Marisa is now the new Hakurei shrine maiden.

>> No.223743

>>223740
FUCK YES YOU'RE THE BEST SHRINE MAIDEN EVER!

>> No.223750

>>220623
Is this an anime or something. what is it called i want to see it

>> No.223753

>>223740
OH GOD YES

>> No.223756

>>223750
It's called Touhou: The Story of the Eastern Wonderland

>> No.223769

>>220911
> AND SHINKI ISN'T ALICES MOM. GOD DAMN
Semantics. Consider:
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=331

>>221048
Puppeteer: http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=134

http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=37
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=133

http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=369
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=177
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=179
http://gallery.gensokyo.org/thumbnails.php?album=222

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Farewell, Ren.

>> No.223774

>>223772
>Ren
ಠ_ಠ

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>>223740
And eventually saves Gensokyo by stripping Raymoo of her power and taking them in herself using the same magical transfer protocol as in Tsukihime or Fate/Stay Night.

She gets both Alice and Raymoo for free.

BEST END

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>>223772
>>223774

Sorry, was thinking LOLI CAT for a while.

RAN*.

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>>223769
Chesire is awesome.

>> No.223789

I've been wondering

Reimu is a shrine maiden, but which diety does she serve?

>> No.223790

>>223789
We've already had this discussion before.
Nyarlathotep.

>> No.223794

>>223775

A living Reimu is not a part of any BEST END in my book.

>> No.223795

>>223790
what

>> No.223797

>>223790
I'm going to google that and tell you what I've learned.

>> No.223798

>>223797
Nyarlathotep (the Crawling Chaos) is a fictional character in the Cthulhu Mythos. He is the creation of H. P. Lovecraft and first appeared in his prose poem "Nyarlathotep" (1920). The being is one of the cosmic Outer Gods and appears in numerous stories by Lovecraft. Nyarlathotep is also featured in the works of other authors, as well as in role-playing games based on the Cthulhu Mythos.

>> No.223799

>>223794
SEX SLAVE Reimu?

>> No.223800

>>223798
FUCK YEAH WIKIPEDIA

>> No.223802

>>223789
Hastur the unspeakable

>> No.223803

>>223794

Well, I guess she can be depending on her condition.

But a happy and well Reimu is not a part of any BEST END in my book.

>> No.223804

>>223798
Ah, makes sense now.

>> No.223805

>>223789
Mehrunes Dagon.

>> No.223807

>>223789
freya

>> No.223808

>>223799

Not sexy or cute enough (in looks or personality) to be a good sex slave.

>> No.223809

>>223805
Now I can imagine Reimu as the FINAL BOSS of Oblivion.

>> No.223810

Shub-Niggurath > Nyarlathotep

>> No.223811

>>223805

That fits.

At least she'll get what she has coming to her after she dies.

>> No.223814

>>223809
Fuck you, now I want a miko outfit mod.

>> No.223815

I love you, Reimu.

>> No.223818

Reimu is awesome.

Fuck Aya.

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moar like a ZOMBIE mod amirite

>> No.223823

>>223814

This makes me want a detailed body mutilation mod, personally.

>> No.223834

>>223823
Deadly Reflex on TESNexus.

>> No.223838

>>223834

I have the 360 version. ;_;

I didn't have a computer with a processor that could handle it until a few months ago. Even now, I need a good video card.

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