Cirno Day / /201 The Printer's Perfect Freeze

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Cirno Day / /201 The Printer's Perfect Freeze Anonymous Mon, Sep 9, 2019 18:23:52 No.22041751 [Reply] [Original]

>be me some student
>Senior year of high-school.
>Wake upon an unknown glorious day,
>Cirno Day - 9/9/2019
>Time to do something big.
>Remember “the plan“ discussed days prior.

>Create a shitty poster of Cirno for Cirno Day, get on school computer, login on innocent student’s account, print 99 copies of the poster on the school printer, with the goal of informing normal realmers of Cirno Day and in the process wasting the schools ink money.

>Get excited, REALLY excited.
>Get on normie human femoid clothes because am kitchen slave.
>Put on a 9 hour and 9 minute long playlist of Cirno theme remixes to listen to all day.
>My hands were shaking with excitement on the way to school.
>Get to school and wait for the beginning of something great
>Metaphorical bell rings “because shitty school” to start the day.
>Dumb boring school stuff happens.
>Execute accomplice contact.
>Asks if I’m ready.
“You bet your retarded cat’s broken legs I’m ready”
>Accomplice begins the printing of 99 shitty Cirno Day posters.
>Go to check and collect 18 with no one there.
>Comeback later and teachers pet is at printer with more in the process of printing, clothing up other people’s printing requests.
>Kekle on the inside.
>Play dumb and ask what’s happening.
>Since kitchens are never suspected for something so retarded I’m already in the clear.
“Uhh What’s happening?”
“Some idiot is printing 99 picture of uhh whatever this is.”
“It’s someone from my advisory” he says.
>Fuck
>He’s chasing the “culprit” now.
>accomplice used school wifi and pet found the printing source.
>Act oblivious like I’m waiting for my own thing to print.
>even try to help him stop the process but don’t actually stop it.
>Unfortunately, he figures it out and we are left with 67.
>Take the 67 and say “I guess we should just recycle them”
>Totally buys it.
>Report fuckup to accomplice.
>He says teacher's pet is asking about it in his advisory but is not aware of who did it.
>Plan B
>Transfer the posters to accomplice at lunch in a big roll.
>Quietly discuss plan.
>After lunch time passes accomplice prints 9 colored versions of the posters on the color printer.
>Take the 67 and preform bullshit.
>Take out fresh blank printer paper and mix some of the Cirno paper with it then put it back in the printer.
>Slip 34 into some school lockers
>Slide the rest into random classrooms, in between doors and on a teachers desk.
>Time for the final spellcard
>Accomplice Takes the 8 colored Posters the the boys bathroom and throws them into the In use stalls.
>Reports saying he wasn’t caught and we are still somehow by a fucking miracle in the green.
>Accomplice places last colored poster in Teacher’s pet’s locker as school ended for the day.

Happy Cirno Day Everyone, hopefully we don’t get discovered in the coming weeks.

Printers are meant for the strongest.

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