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[Anonymous No.]

Last night I dreamed that I had the ability to make my figures life sized and bring them to life. Then I had sex with them. In my dream, I figured out the order I would do them and everything. First I would do figures of characters that aren't really my favorite, just to see what would happen if I came inside them then turned them back into figures. After I figured out it was safe, I would have sex with my favorites over and over again.

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[Anonymous No.]

Fantastic tale of intrigue, O kin of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

HOW COME YOUR PIC IS NOT RELATED
WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SADER

[Anonymous No.]

... And then I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream last night where a loli was trying to kill me. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that I have friends and I was showing them how good I am at Touhou. Showed them how to beat Lunatic Ran on stage 3, kind of messed up, but when I woke up I wished I was that good on Touhou and have friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream once where Touko rubbed her hands all over my body, trying to find my magic circuit. Turns out I didn't have one. I was kinda pissed.

[Dolor !Du1A6pui8g No.]

A megamorphing gun and a magical cupboard is all you need, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where ZUN died and for some reason had my name on his will to inherit the secret beer factory he built during his four year absence between Mystic Squarend Embodiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2203941

Then i woke up and i was Shirou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2203973

>and a magical cupboard

I did not enjoy this movie. I liked Small Soldiers more.