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Why she is so cute?

>> No.22029831
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My predictions for this thread:
Flan > Remi
500 years without a wash!
Remi wets her bed
Something something NEET semen something

Bonus round:
Koakuma kunny
Kuso template thread

>> No.22029869
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Remi, you were such a crybaby as a toddler! Why couldn't you learn to be more calm and composed like your little sister Flan?!

>> No.22029878

Does Remi wear the same brand that she advertises?

>> No.22029909
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About time to finally take a bath with all that damp grime on you, Remi? Why couldn't you learn to shower regularly like your sister?

>> No.22029915
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Seriously Remi? You're a completely grown adult and you still wet your bedsheets like a kid? If Flan were here seeing this, she'd be completely embarrassed having you as an older sister!

>> No.22029922

remi feet

>> No.22029953
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Remi, all your colleagues and friends already have jobs and are making a name for themselves and here you are worthlessly lounging around a kotatsu! Flan has already networked and gotten interviews from highly successful corporate firms here you are being a total shut-in!

>> No.22029987
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She's a GMILF.

>> No.22030028
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"Haaah? Ya think some sob story about becoming homeless and being a total failure in life is s'pposed to make me pity you enough to buy some stupid flowers? ..Y'know what? I'll cut ya a deal! In exchange for this here yen I'm holdin', you'll become my personal cum dumpster for today! I'll teach ya how to work like a good girl!"

>> No.22030035

Please do not bully the Remi

>> No.22030063

Remilia should give Meiling a raise and more days off since she’s so cool and feminine unlike Sakuyuck

>> No.22030069

No remi bully? Tsk. What do I have to do to get that to be popular around here?

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>> No.22030109
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Koakuma kunny

>> No.22030120
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Flan feet > Remi feet

>> No.22030158
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Oh no! What happened to her wings?

>> No.22030177

Bad girls get their wings removed

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Remi is cute too,she wash too

>> No.22030275
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"..hm? Good morning, Milady. Pardon my selfish concern but, are you.. troubled by something? You look exhausted.. Is it perhaps regarding those dreams you've been having lately? The dreams about living a life of inadequacy under the shadow of the Young Master? ..If you wish to hear my opinion, please just remember that everyone loves you very much. If these dreams are being caused by your own stress and self-doubt, please just remember that you are beautiful the way you are and I'm humbled to have the opportunity to be your maid. And with stunning elegance and charisma, this small hurdle of uneasiness will be easily conquered by you, Master Remilia. So please, there's no need to worry. Now then, the Young Mistress has been asking for your company for the Tanabata Festival tonight. Won't you go and join her?"

>> No.22030316


>Flan > Remi

>500 years without a wash!

>Remi wets her bed

>Something something NEET



>> No.22030375

i miss him

>> No.22030400 [SPOILER] 
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One day there will no longer be any original ironic whoposters left and people here will genuinely not know who you're referring to.

>> No.22030422


>> No.22030438

literally unironically who?

>> No.22030443
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>> No.22030464

Fuck off Remishits

>> No.22030473
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I should probably add these to the prediction table >>22029831 for the next thread.

>> No.22031474
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Remi a qt

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>> No.22033436

hh~, Milady is so cute!
Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

Milady!, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, kick me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please, Milady!, abuse me to your heart's content!

>> No.22033490

Please stop reading passages from my diary

>> No.22033613

My daily life you mean.

That feel when no cute whimsical vampire loli ojou-sama to spit in your mouth and slap you across the face when she notices your engorged penis while you were ogling at her slender, petite frame, nor to have her playfully bite your throbbing manhood with just enough pressure to puncture the skin, nor to grab your balls with her delicate, cold, bare loli hands and slap your painfully erect cock around.

Why are still here?
Just to suffer?

>> No.22034362

t. Sakuya

>> No.22035104


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>> No.22035855
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>> No.22036464
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>> No.22036500

To lure helpless men for feeding.

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Oh, they sure will be feeding her well.

>> No.22038349

Why can’t we have a single Remilia thread without smellniggers?

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>> No.22041505

I want to worship the Mistress's milky-white tummy!

>> No.22041525

How the fuck does Sakuya control herself?

>> No.22041732

By having self control.
Something that next to none of you have.

>> No.22041750

Hold on.
Is it really..! Is it?!

>> No.22042057
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>> No.22042097

I hate it so much. It's not just Remi's threads. They constantly shit up Flan threads, Satori threads and sometimes even Koishi and Eiki threads at the same time as those diapercunts.

It's so annoying.

>> No.22042228

Holy round belly!!!

>> No.22042355

Do you know?
She is saying "I don't want to hit suppository".

>> No.22042436

Lies. You'd have to have the self control of a saint to not immediately molest a defenseless Remi like that! >>22038362

>> No.22042543

Man, that is a body even a Buddha would rape!

>> No.22042628
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wowie... you have the power of foresight...

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Now that I think about it you have probably made it worse

>> No.22043124

budda get away from her you crazy bastard!

>> No.22043172

That looks more like what she used to do before becoming a rich vampire.

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Reminder that the real reason Remilia transferred the SDM to Gensokyo was to avoid property tax.

>> No.22043471

Would you invest in a hedge fund run by this tiny bourgeoisie?

>> No.22043488

/jp/ only has two or three real posters. The rest are just part of the algorithm.

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I know i'm real. Where are the other two?

>> No.22043648

Because you posted a fan art drawn by an artist with enough skill to make any girl look cute. Her design is not that good.

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>> No.22043999

Remi's design isn't bad by any means.

>> No.22044080 [SPOILER] 
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Everyone say hello to Remi's new boyfriend!

>> No.22044088

That's not Remi, too big. Rance is a cool guy though

>> No.22044336

She's perfect to me because I love her.

>> No.22046345

AahI want to serve her and worship her slender loli body

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>> No.22048817

Oh wow. Such a remark.
No self control-anon.

>> No.22048840

I have self-control. It just comes in the form of being too masochistic and into the idea of being raped by her to be interested in the reverse.

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Onee-sama wets her bed while Flan doesn't. How humiliating for her.

>> No.22049127

Poor Remirya. She should just accept the facts and hand over her position as head of the family and older sister to Flan-chan.

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It just works.

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Uh oh
This makes two

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The two sisters love each other!

>> No.22053611

Remi is no doubt panel 1.

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>> No.22054025

How come Flan has bigger breasts when Remi is older?

>> No.22054033
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blonde genetics or the bra making the sizing look different

>> No.22055651

Remi has the roundest belly

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>> No.22059487

I want to licky lick it like before!

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Took a while for me to find this thread but

>500 years without a wash

>> No.22059745

why hasn't she washed them in 500 years

>> No.22059751
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Imagine her forcing your pathetic mortal lungs to breathe it

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It’s good for melting the insides of pathetic mortals when they inhale.

>> No.22061828

I want the government to track down and euthanize all footfags

>> No.22061966
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Imagine crushing the dreams of all the smell/footfags here by going to Gensokyo and washing the feet of Flan and Remi. No more vamp foot stink for them!

>> No.22061998

Roger that

>> No.22062004

Such a trivial question.

>> No.22062107


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Sometimes seemingly trivial questions can lead to some interesting insights. What is it about Remi that causes people to get so attached? Every single day for the better part of a decade I've spent time thinking about her in some way or another. Whether that be looking at new fan art, browsing /jp/ for threads about her, listening to arranges of her theme, or, yes, having a lewd thoughts about her. I never got attached to a character like this before.

>> No.22066233
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Your waifu chooses you, not the other way around
I'd love to wash their feets!

>> No.22067786

>like before
Go back to sleep, Vlad. It's midday.

>> No.22067817

>Your waifu chooses you, not the other way around
I don’t quite get it

>> No.22068951

You can't just pick a waifu and stick to one, you'd grow disinterested eventually. The one you'll remain with will infatuate you shortly after coming upon them. It's like true love or something.

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Remimi has a hard life because of her small bladder

>> No.22069255

fuck off

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Must be mortifying when even your little sister makes fun of you for that.

>> No.22069670

Totally I look like the Godzilla actor, only my father is starting to understand

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