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2200438 No.2200438 [Reply] [Original]

So how does the Japanese deal with heartache? The girl I love thinks I'm ugly, and she's pregnant with somebody else.

I want to fill the void in my heart.

>> No.2200450

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

>> No.2200447
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2200447

Well obviously she isn't pregnant with you or you wouldn't exactly be born yet.

This isn't r9k by the way, I think you missed.

>> No.2200454
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2200454

Porn or stuffing yourself full of sweets.

>> No.2200459

Obviously she thinks you're ugly, you're Arabian.

>> No.2200461

fill the void with 9mm of love

>> No.2200463

>>2200438
>>2200447
How the fuck did you manage to post in that timeframe? and why do you always post the same thing, in the same fucking repost?
What's up, you too ugly to admit it?

>> No.2200478

You -are- ugly. Once there, you might as well give up

>> No.2200479

>>2200459
but many other girls think I'm beautiful. I'm not kidding you. I get approached by females weekly even though I try to distance myself from people. Either because they're at an age where they feel the need to settle down, or jsut because I'm a handsome, mysterious stud.

>> No.2200487

>>2200463
He posted in a minute, what's so awesome ?
I sometimes post in the same minute as the OP.

>> No.2200500
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2200500

>>2200463
/jp/ is really slow so it's not hard to reply to threads within a minute or so of being made - unless of course, like right now, I'm busy replying to something else.

Also, I have a waifu.

>> No.2200506

>>2200479

Yeah, but the fat & ugly girls are the ones that consider you cute.

>> No.2200522

>>2200506
No. Haven't been approached by a fatty since third grade in high school.

>> No.2200523

>>2200500
Impossible to do anything with a .ZIP broken, fatty.

>> No.2200528

falcon punch then rape your own baby into her

>> No.2200525 [DELETED] 
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2200525

/b/ THREADZ XDDDDDD!!!!!!!

WHEN I WAS XD

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>>2200525
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST XDDDDD

>> No.2200538

>>2200525
A YOUNG BOY

>> No.2200545

kill her

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