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Anonymous Sat Mar 7 05:30:12 2009 No.2198150 [Reply] [Original]

One fine afternoon, Anon was browsing /jp/ in the comfort of his bedroom, F5ing, trading insults with other Anons and studiously adding SAGE to his email field.
All was going well, until his bedroom window flew open and Yukari tumbled through, one of her eyed portals hanging in midair outside.

"Who the fuck are you?" Anon asked, eyebrows raised superciliously. "And why the fuck are you in my room? Are you here to steal my figurines?"

"Greetings, Anonymous!" burbled Yukari, bouncing off his bed and dusting herself off. "I've got a little proposition to make, if you'll hear me out."

"I don't want to," Anon answered.

"But you'll hear me anyway," Yukari insisted, plowing on as though he'd asked her to continue. "The moon is almost full, and Keine is on the verge of undergoing her transformation into a wild hakutaku! Now, as you know, Keine gets these...urges when she transforms." She pauses for effect.

"Go on," Anon answered.

"...and she is compelled to relieve herself...sometimes non-consensually at first, mind you, but the girls are quite used to her! Well, after the first few times at least. But it's so dull seeing her always go after the same ones every single time, so I'm going to let someone else handle it this time! Just to shake things up a little bit..."

Yukari points her fan dramatically at Anon. "And the person I have chosen...is YOU! One day, and one night...in Keine's flesh. There is but one condition - you must successfully have intercourse, consensually or no, with two of our population. Do you accept?"

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The rules are exactly as stated above. You are EX-KEINE, given all of her abilities(and endowments), for exactly one day. You cannot end your day without having sex with at least two touhous. You can be as inventive with your partners or have as many as you like.

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