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So, which character do you think is a Yandere, /jp/? For me, it would be Youmu. How about you?

>> No.21976774
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FUCK patchouli and FUCK reimu

>> No.21976775

i think (you) is yandere anon, come hope in my lap

>> No.21976786

Gap granny

>> No.21976902

I honestly think that after all that time locked away flandre would probably get attached to someone the moment they showed actual affection. Naturally considering she can snap anything between said person and her things wouldn't end well for them OR their loved ones

>> No.21977173

Remilia and her sister

>> No.21977234
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Yandere and NTR are her two main appeal points.

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The gloomy power of love.

>> No.21978114

Yandere and NTR are polar opposites.

>> No.21978126

Sanae unironically.

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I definitely say Youmu because being my wife I happen to know, but I only pay attention to Raymoo when she fuufuus or her eyes get dim. Am I abusebait?

>> No.21979078

I refuse to believe that the individuals who like or create NTR are human beings.

>> No.21979419

There's nothing wrong with NTR

>> No.21979458

Spoken like a truly hopeless NTRfag.

>> No.21979496

Well, I guess you do start finding other kinds of hentai boring after NTR

>> No.21979521

My sincerest condolences to your sex drive.

>> No.21979598 [DELETED] 

She'd be the type of Yandere who'd gift you her used diapers with or without your consent

>> No.21979902
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Okay, people tend to conflate the term yandere with someone who is merely possessive + obsessive. There has to be a murderous streak present as well for a "proper" yandere. Yukari, Okina and Flandre for example would actually fit the bill. Kokoro, Nazrin and Kasen wouldn't. Do you understand the gist of it now? Character traits that are good indicators include childishness, eccentricity and malevolence. Also I haven't seen Yuuka mentioned despite being the poster 2hu girl of it

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Youmu has her moments of murderous streak

>> No.21980151

When are those? When she wakes up having wet her bed with her boyfriend next to her?

>> No.21981434
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>childishness, eccentricity and malevolence
She wants you /jp/

>> No.21981608
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Youmu is a chuuni you dolt
if hater stuck to this and not that NTR Shit, Then maybe I would feel better about him

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you don't know jack

>> No.21981636

-dere archetypes tend to ruin things desu, too overused

>> No.21981712

go back

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Yuuka is THE Yandere 2hu. There is no competition.

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With her looks the hints that she would be the type to lose herself in a rage if emotionally swayed are easily overlooked. The entire CUT! CUT! CUT! thing and fanworks of more perceptive people in both music and manga realize this.

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Unironically Medi.

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>Youmu is a chuuni you dolt
No, Youmu is just a straightforward and overly serious girl, but her lack of experience makes her a bit unstable.
What if she were to get too serious about love?

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I can't believe no one posted Paru Paru yet

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Which character do you think is a Flandere

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>> No.21985330

Koakuma towards Patchy, she's only holding back because she's her mistress, and even with spellcard rules applied she's still weaker than patchy. But still no one competes with Ran's closeted lust, towards Chen if she was able to do as much as Yukari can do to her.

>> No.21985392

Alice LITERALLY wants to mating press Marisa.

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if she can mating press a life-sized marisa doll, im sure she could do the same with the real thing!!

>> No.21985490

Alice-chan is a cute and normal girl. She isn't a pervert nor does she have a big penis to use on Marisa.

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This. Also if she had a penis, it wouldn't be anywhere near big. It would be very small and cute to the point that all her sisters in Makai would make fun of her when they bathed together.

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>Alice-chan is a cute
>normal girl
incredibly incorrect

if she had a penis she could make it bigger with magic

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But its natural size would still be pitifully small and humiliating.

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wanting to have sex with marisa isn't being a pervert!! its common sense!!

this, alice is very experienced in mating pressing marisa so im sure she would do a great job

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Alice has honed her Marisa Mating Press down to an exact science! Even the tiniest trace of Marisa is sufficient to get her up and running and ensure peak performance!

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Fucking /u/fags degenerates derailing a wholesome yandehu thread

>> No.21985778

FPBP, the only thing that is inside of the grimoire of alice is a bunch of pictures of marisa

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talking about alice being yandere for marisa isn't derailing it

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Yeah. We should be derailing it with diapers instead!

>> No.21985887

All 2hus are mentally stable.

>> No.21985990

I'm pretty sure you're what you're actually referring to is her clitoris.

>> No.21986042
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Apologies heads up for wrong grammar since I'm not an English native, writing this much is different than just saying it., Gomen for misplaced comas or none. before I get started:
No. I am not having a stroke ETC. so it's all good, i(only autistically enhanced /jp/'sie like myself would spend time to write this much Like anyone would give two fucks, but I know where you'd be going about. Neither I'm mad or in any way upset. I am simply tired of morons like yourself who didn't even glimpse on source material. And if they did they didn't read or actually understood a thing.

The entire PCB incident side cast is basically all about manipulation, dominating and submission or being submissive but since there's too many waifuing secondaries they by default manage to twist the facts to their own fantasies and their own delusions.
Stage 1: Cirno - Letty relation, rather pure but still a guardian with a clueless know-it-all kid to hold on a leash (at least trying).

Stage 2: Chen - an untamed because of lack in master's ability self-loving brat, with bossy attitude as observed, taught and learned that even if it makes you a slave it's still all good because all that matters is power and dominance over everyone. (notice how irritated she is in stage 2 being helpless to people raiding her own safe space, then again raked in extra mode despite being confident in her abilities (which further drills her baby-youkai brain to be powerfull to dominate.

Stage 3: Alice "wanting to be hardcore but her mom doesn't like it", passive-agressive sadistic pervert, who has "psycho with a cute face" written all over herself. Starting from her ability, trough misleading looks to attitude and aproach towards others until she is overwhelmed, yet still attracted because of perverse fantasies to have them submit and obey. (just like her dolls btw, just btw)

Stage 4: Prismriver sisters:
To quote touhouwiki:
"Since the three sisters' musical performance is something that they have learned themselves after Layla's death, their previous abilities were probably along the lines of "moving things without hands or feet" or "making sounds without hands or feet"."

So in short they want to drive people insane by making them hear things or simply be physically made to do shit they didn't mean to aka. demon possesed me kind of scenarios. Nope, not manipulative at all.

Stage 5:
Youmu - a poor child, who's been forced to live with her batshit crazy mistress, ever since her grandfather gardender and handyman decided to run away.
(since no other reason makes sense here) And left his granddaughter in isolated safety(against, many more and possibly same-character youkai).
Since Youmu was taught how to be, and that being a Yuyuko-sama's glovepuppet for eternity is the best gift of all, she doesn't question anything, and is an usefull dorky Swiss Army knife for her master overlord (too bad she's been contained to be mindfucked to this and even doing errands as she became reliable, meeting others outside changes nothing)

Stage 6:
Yuyuko - A normal girl who's been cursed to kill others by just being, then killed herself.
After eternity +1 has passed and Yuyuko-sama became mind-fucked because of passiveness and boredom, thus twisted enough to think of way to a pretty tree in her garden, because there would be nothing wrong with it, I mean she's the death emboddied. She asked for advice from her totally not hidden motive's driven friend. and will to "help with making it bloom, because what could go wrong :)"
Yukari wouldn't ever consider anyone her friend, and surely not ex-human suicidal looser, gaphag-sama doesn't have any need to make friends, only servants, slaves and allies (for her known as usefull idiots.)

Ran is a lost case of being in desperate need to become more experienced in magics and stuff ever since she was shikigami-bound to Yukari, getting screwed to be a computer, barrier fixing robot and fastest youkai to be beaten by her master, also fastest to satisfy her own version of being overprotective mistress. That is making sure that Chen is shikigami possesed literally, physically and forcefully (Yukari must have gaped any cat girl related thing and that's the reason, I'm sure she doesn't just want to stop putting up with Yukari's manipulation and give grape to Chen-chan.
If Touhou 7 would be a galge the subtitle go "Perfect Cherry Popping"

lurk moar, you secondary meme'ing crossie trapslut. Know that I'm honored to invite and welcome you among Get out of /jp/.

>> No.21986058

Why are you wasting your time trying to discuss canon in a thread that is clearly not about canon?

>> No.21986109

"If a place that's populated by non-idiots who pretend to be stupid - when left uncontrolled, will eventually attract actual idiots who will shitpost unironically making them think they are in good company" - moot the creator of ms. d.o.s.

>> No.21986123

Because he wants to make a point that is at least tangentially related to the topic?

Why is wasting his time putting effort into a discussion worth wasting your time to call him out?

>> No.21986695

I'm sorry but you're 7 years too late to save this board (or what's left of it).

Secondaries and memespouters don't care about the canon, and I doubt it's worth arguing with them over that.

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>> No.21987637

Yukari finding an orphan boy and taking him with her for the sake of momentary entertainment only to develop incredibly possessive feelings for him is the best and you can't prove me wrong.

>> No.21987668

Take that exact scenario, but replace Yukari with Junko and "momentary entertainment" with "getting a replacement for her son", and you've got my ideal Yandere scenario.

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The Yama included.

>> No.21988739

uhhhh, what does that have to do with yandere alice

>> No.21989302

no stop with this

>> No.21989383

And the fairies

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Alice leaks poop. It's good that her mom found a solution for that.

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>> No.21991590

Yandere Youmu is hot because you wouldn't expect her to be a yandere.

>> No.21991597
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The Yama did a banzai in her pants

>> No.21991633

Eiki is for infantilism.

>> No.21993428

That's disgusting, anon. How can you type that?

>> No.21993665
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Eiki has Mommy issues.

Komachi doesn't make it better.

>> No.21993707

>The Yama did a banzai in her pants
Thanks for a good chuckle

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Impossible she only loves Reisen

>> No.21993777
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Must be hard for you when your boss is married to a crazy lady who wants to adopt you and put you back to diapers full time, while your boss does nothing to stop this and even encourages it as she only wants her wife to be happy. It's gonna be humiliating for her to suddenly have to call Clownpiece "Onee-chan" and to get babysat by her former subordinate Komachi.

>> No.21993875

Looks clean to me

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All the worse then!

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Reisen is understanding towards her problem. She can even borrow diapers from the clinic for Youmu to wear. Of course she'll get caught by Eirin eventually.

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Parsee, also Hatate as a close second and Yuuka as 3rd

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Yuyu already gives her some money to buy a package or two every week

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How fitting for Remi to advertise a brand.

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True, what she has for me is called obsession

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>> No.21994739

Meido is on vacations it seems

>> No.21994747

meido needs to fucking get rid of this /d/ shit regardless

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>Impossible she only loves Reisen
As a pet.
But Yuyuko only lets Youmu keep her until she has fattened enough to become the main ingredient in Yuyuko's rabbit stew.

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They both look fattened enough

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>> No.21995970

>kill smellniggers
go fuck yourself, dont put me in the same tier as diaperfags

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or just let them go back to >>>/d/

>> No.21996559

Whoa there friend, you seem to be using the word NIGGER in a 4channel thread and such acts are frown upon by the community, although the moderation staff won't take action due to our love for free speech, I advise you stop using such word so our fellow black comrades won't feel attacked by the same people they are trying to have a good time with.

Remember not to confuse the word NIGGER(eng) with NIGERO(jap) which means 'Run away'

>> No.21996562

Either way, you don’t belong on /jp/

>> No.21996576

fuck you nigger cunt kike faggot

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Someone let komachi know.

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Maybe she gets something good out of it.

>> No.21996947

No eiki is a grown woman and she wears regular panties

>> No.21998241

What are they planning?

>> No.21998262
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She'll never have to work or worry about the stresses of adult life at least.

>> No.21998361

I want to be sentenced to death, commutable to life marriage with the yama.

>> No.21998860
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>I want to be sentenced to death

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stern but still has some cracks. Shes the true chuuni if you think about it

>> No.22001122

Are you serious.

>> No.22001305
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The entire appeal of yanderes is someone so loyal that they will kill for and you. It's twisted but they definitely have a wholesome side to them

>> No.22001685

>ywn have your legs broken bcs your wholesome yandere waifu was afraid of you leaving
might as well end it

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Nue, for she will stalk you while you remain unaware.

>> No.22004016

Shouldn't have thought about leaving, you whore.

>> No.22005846

Why would Reisen ever love Youmu or vice verse?>>21995684

>> No.22005891

Parsee is definitely one given what she is.

>> No.22006436
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Youmu treats Reisen as precious moon rabbit meat.
I'm not sure why they would ever love each other. Youmu never even takes her serious in canon.
It's one of the most forced pairings in Touhou history.

>> No.22006584

Post that YASSY picture of eiki with the diaper

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The only reason it makes sense for it being forced so much is that Reisen's theme was the one that got me into Touhou so she was my first time. However, Youmu ended up as my wife and she had the superior theme. As I am the MC of this universe, it actively keeps trying to pander to me putting her on the position of a cuckquean destined to lose to Youmu

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God I wish this wabbit would shoot me

>> No.22015958

Why would you want her to shoot you?

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I just want someone to end my suffering and if it's someone that deserves to do it to me and is justified to do so all the better. Call it suicide by Udon

>> No.22018478

Know do Yuyuko.

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Hugs are better when you can't escape em

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She wants you /jp/.

>> No.22030409

They should start wearing bras.

>> No.22030502

Why tho. It's clearly hot there

>> No.22031331

They look like harlots.

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Your mom looks like my wives, dude

>> No.22033198

>you /jp/.
Excuse me Miss, but I believe there's a misunderstanding. I am not this Jay Pee fellow you talk of, I am Mr. Anon. If I ever meet Mr. Pee, I will make sure to inform him about the matter.

>> No.22034234

A cock wants Pee?

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>> No.22034722

It's the natural order of things.

>> No.22035670

Does she cut herself often? What's with those black lines in her arm?

>> No.22035766
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Youmu cuts her often.

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Imagine being forcibly taken and raped by an exalted, bloodied Youmu who is overtaken with battle and bloodlust haha wouldn't it be terrible

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Not aesthetically.

>> No.22039288

She should seek mental help. That's not right.

>> No.22041468

Do I have to eat all the eggs

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Is she into eating body parts to have you inside her? Asking for a friend haha

>> No.22044593

translate it weebs

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She's espousing /pol/tier conspiracy theories.

>> No.22044800

source? couldnt find it using any if my resources

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Ketsuniku No Yuugou by Usubeniya

>> No.22048314

Youmu's a chuuni dork who no one takes seriously, trying to fit her under being a yandere devalues her charm points and just doesn't make sense. The only Touhou characters that have the right traits to fall under that character archetype are Junko and maybe Medicine.

>> No.22048415

Youmu's a serious threat who everyone takes seriously, trying to fit her under being a dork devalues her charm points and just doesn't make sense. The only Touhou characters that have the right traits to fall under that character archetype are Cirno and maybe urfavrite2hu.

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>> No.22048507

Was there an actual point to this post or do you just like making an ass of yourself?

>> No.22050077

Seems like we've found out who has urfavrite2hu as his favorite 2hu

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>There are men in this world that are not attracted to this

Fags, the lot of you.

>> No.22050509

you mean whoresome

>> No.22050521

Going for a person is not being whorish, based COOMposter

>> No.22050543

>>22048507's a serious threat who everyone takes seriously, trying to fit her under being a dork devalues her charm points and just doesn't make sense. The only Touhou characters that have the right traits to fall under that character archetype are >>22048314
and maybe >>22048507

>> No.22050732

What a cute Youmu.

>> No.22052702
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NTRing Reisen!

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Too much of a desperate loser to follow through with yandereism.

>> No.22057578

She will kill you and herself.

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Sounds great!

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You know, now that you mention it. It is possible that she might be a Yandere. I mean why else would she go all 1984 on the Human Village to stamp out any dissenting opinions.?

>> No.22061209

What's dere about that?

>> No.22062775

Don't talk bad about Parsee

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She got jealous because I mistreated my Reisen harder than her. What else am I supposed to do?

>> No.22070444

What if that's actually my end goal?

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Just imagine what a war survivor with PTSD that has nothing left to live for will do for her loved ones.

>> No.22074544

I want to help my mom Reisen in any way I can

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Would the elf really go that far? She seems like the type to watch from afar impotent and enjoy her own despair and jealous anger rather than taking action. Actually quite self-serving when you think about it

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>> No.22078432

Nice Parsee coloured text, but who are you quoting?

>> No.22078440

I'm quoting >>22077379
>Would the elf really go that far?

>> No.22078445

I imagine none aside from youkai. The thing is that are no bad genes are mixed into that pool.

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If someone has to take the bullet

>> No.22080951

I want to fuck the mangled corpse left behind by Patchy's suicide bombing!

>> No.22084024

Surviving Patchy's orgasmic explosion only to die suffocated under a mountain of her fat!

>> No.22085432

She will do it. Don't underestimate her.

>> No.22089224

I don’t think I wanna wake up to that.
Youmu looks too squirmish there.
We’d never get any sleep with her shifting every 100 seconds.

>> No.22089229

Damn it I remember that thread.
Paru is a girl- a bridge princess that enjoys being mad at everyone for no reason.

>> No.22091716 [DELETED] 

Paru is not a girl! She is a green-eyed monster who is incredibly fun to tease, hurt profusely and then heal telling her how important she really is! Cute abused Parseeth!

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Paru is not a girl! She is a green-eyed monster who is incredibly fun to tease, hurt profusely and then heal telling her how important she really is! Cute abused Parseeth!

>> No.22091856

And I'll make sure to tell the Yama!

>> No.22093225

I hope the Yama punishes me with some urethral sounding that she doesn't know I enjoy!

>> No.22096318

Don't worry, the Yama is good at conducting research and will make sure you get no pleasure out of your punishment

>> No.22096632

>heal telling her how important she really is!
You understand nothing about Parsee.

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No need to, green text man. It. just. works

>> No.22096780

You don’t understand her at all.

>> No.22096944

No need to, the bridge girl is only my jump off!

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Any of you friendos read that new Sunflower-chan doujin yet

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Evil, crazy demon

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This is the main reason I'm attracted to yanderes.

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>> No.22108398

seija is a moody bitch so she isnt yandere

>> No.22108466

your 2hu is a moody bitch

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I dont think she is

>> No.22108729

She's just irrelevant shit then

>> No.22108742

2hus shitposting for attention trying to get other 2hus down is pretty yandere

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>> No.22111817

junko no your son will never come back

>> No.22112584

I can act as a substitute

>> No.22115000

Why not just give her another one instead?

>> No.22115073

I technically am by surrendering myself to her

>> No.22116525

My mom used to throw metal objects at my head as a kid all the time and point knives at me, good memories

>> No.22118185

Wow! It's flan!!!

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are you a retard? how would a samurai be yandere? youmu posses extreme self-discipline. if anything she'd be kuudere, very slowly warming up to your useless ass.

>> No.22120850

>you secondary
But you just posted a ton of fanon?

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>youmu posses extreme self-discipline

>> No.22120958

well in pcb she was pretty hardcore for a junior-high loli.

>> No.22121012

So? Almost everyone is behave like a hot shit in games.

>> No.22121122

>girl scared shitless of ghosts
>she's a half ghost
no wonder her hair's white. it's almost like being afraid of skeletons and always having a skeleton near you.

>> No.22124957

No, she's not.

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>> No.22130854

Why is Youmu such a coward?

>> No.22132250

What's going on? Why is akyuu imprisoning Kosuzu?

>> No.22132937

or worse. inside you.

>> No.22133101

shes chuuni

>> No.22134403

I miss Youmu .LotN
There was shit in that channel that I wish I screencapped a name for or something. Im so sick and tired of the mainstream shit on every corner. Let me enjoy well made shows and movies in peace you bastards.
Not even the fucking wayback machine works.

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Come on, enough already I'm getting scared just by the idea.

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>> No.22138059

Protect my b

>> No.22140932

She's a teenager?

>> No.22141210

Flandre isn't very obsessive or murderous though, she's mostly just kind of childish and chill. Yukari and Okina are definitively yandere though.

>> No.22143128

Seems legit. She looks and acts like a middle schooler.

>> No.22144164

Yukari is untrustworthy and manipulative whereas Okina is selectively possessive in who she wants to serve her. She’s almost the Hermaeus Mora of her own series. She hides in the shadows, she shows up without warning and you’re suddenly faced with deciding on your path from then on having spoken to her face to face. So long as she doesn’t play games behind the scenes and coax you into handing over your life-long service to her then all is well.

Also, more headcanon. I know it was brought up before but Reimu and Marisa fighting it out is inevitable if Yukari and Okina have a fallout. Two sages both with very capable and well known servants.

>> No.22146820

>Okina is selectively possessive in who she wants to serve her. She’s almost the Hermaeus Mora of her own series. She hides in the shadows, she shows up without warning and you’re suddenly faced with deciding on your path from then on having spoken to her face to face. So long as she doesn’t play games behind the scenes and coax you into handing over your life-long service to her then all is well.
Sounds hot.

>> No.22152326

She's a coward that fears humans, I doubt she would ever be a yandere.

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>> No.22154478

Stop luring humans to keep them confined in your forest cabin, dumb leopard

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Parse is literally a youkai of jealousy

>> No.22157207

Shame she can't find a man.

>> No.22160799

the purple tengu, obviously

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>> No.22164269

Hatate? She's NTR

>> No.22164650

Fuck off.

>> No.22164913
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Forever alone and unloved is what she is

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She wants to make sure that you stay faithful to her, even if she's NTRing the hell out of you.

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>> No.22174489

Imagine out-yandereing Parsee

>> No.22175975

>She wants to make sure that you stay faithful to her, even if she's NTRing the hell out of you.
Nice. That's my fetish. I want her to send me smartphone videos of her fucking a bunch of dudes and threaten to kill me if I leave her.

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Just fuck off to the idol threads and 3D worship then. Hime is pure.

>> No.22179826

She won't do much beyond spanking if you behave.

>> No.22189557

delete this

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Defeat the youkai with the human cock.

>> No.22196601

imagine yandere marissa

>> No.22196691

And then, anon was defeated with youkai cock.

>> No.22200240

not that hard, to be honest.

>> No.22205921

All Youkai are females.

>> No.22208145

Females can have cocks too...

>> No.22211745

Gap granny

>> No.22213564

Now imagine yandere Marisa AND yandere Reimu.

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Mystia the Hunter

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Falling for the sparrow's ingenous human traps!

>> No.22223583

what happened to her?

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Been kinda busy so I haven't been giving my wife what she wanted. Rape ensues

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She died

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There's no rape as intense and emotionally charged as envious rage rape.

>> No.22240628

Parsee would not make a great mother. She would be jealous of her child getting all of her husband attention.

>> No.22241433

She's a pie. I love her.

>> No.22243542

She's more of a cake.

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>> No.22249646
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Now imagine yandere Marisa giving date tips for me to bed yandere Reimu while yandere Alice watches on

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My gf Aya

>> No.22258494

>There's no rape as intense and emotionally charged as envious rage rape.
Sounds hot.

>> No.22263249 [DELETED] 

you're hot

>> No.22263856

Choke me harder mommy.

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>> No.22268806

I can't tell what makes this image better
that each collar is meant for the other person or that each collar is meant for whose holding it and they want the other girl to put it on them

>> No.22270233
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I got a dream about giant spiders eating people