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虹裏から来ました。
日本人だけど、何か?

I'm from Futaba-Nijiura.
I'm Japanese. Any questions?

>> No.21967

No.

>> No.21973

>No
No, Ask me something

>> No.21974

Nah, not really.

>> No.21980

What is love?

>> No.21984

What does Futaba think of 4chan? Specifically, /b/ and /a/?

>> No.21989

>Nah, not really.
No, ask me

>> No.21990

>>21959

What is a man?

>> No.21996

>Any questions?
No.

>> No.21998

>What is love?
知るかバカ そんなことより オナニーだ

>> No.22006

>What is a man?
He is アッアーン

>> No.22009

2ch > 2chan
Truth.

>> No.22024

お前ら日本人抜きでこんな板つくるほどさみしかったのか

Were you so ronery that you made /jp/?

>> No.22027

>>21998

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>> No.22036

do you like panties?

>> No.22044

>>22027
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND [LOVE]
AND YOU NEVER WILL

>> No.22054

>>Any questions?
Yes, answer me this: How can the creation of the Nation of Kosovo affect relations between Russia and the United States?

I expect your answer to be no less than 5000 words, in MLA format, and more than 5 outside sources.

>> No.22056

>>21973
Hello! As for me English is not a specialty

あなただけのゲームを紛失この問題ではない本物だったじゃないか?

Thank you.

>> No.22061

What is your opinion on Mudkips?

>> No.22068

>2ch > 2chan
>Truth.
アホかw 当たり前だろ 2ちゃんは国民レベルで有名だから規模が違うん
だよw
ふたば(お前らが2chanって呼んでるとこ)はオタクとかプロの漫画家御用達
のとこだからな
そもそものとこで無知すぎるよなw欧米の頭悪いガキはw

Stupid, from first, 2channel is known in nation scale.
Futaba is the place for Otaku and professional cartoonists, game staff.(that's why there is popular)
You stupid western kids are really retards lol

>> No.22069

Have you ever had sex ?

>> No.22073

>>22056
OH SHIT

>> No.22084

How are the girls in Japan?

lol

>> No.22085

>>21959

Is there a japanese equivalent to m00t?

Does he bitch about hot glue and touhou?

Is he a whiny bitch in general?

>> No.22095

>>22068
>You stupid western kids are really retards lol

YEAH WELL WE STUPID WESTERN KIDS SPLIT THE ATOM AND NUKED YOU

PUNK

>> No.22096

Will you translate ZSZS for me for a bowl of rice?

>> No.22099

>Have you ever had sex ?
Nyou, we have to be virgin to be holy Otaku.
If you keep this untill 30, you can become a wizard.

ところでA miserable pile of secretsってのがwhat is a man?の答えらしいな
知るかよそんな内輪ネタwww

>> No.22103

I'm all set, thanks.

>> No.22105

Are American comics known -at all- in Japan?

>> No.22111

sure, i have a question. what do でちゃう and いっぱいでちゃう mean in the context of extremely dirty hmanga?

>> No.22113

>>22085
its a girl and she's fucking adorable.

>> No.22119

>あなただけのゲームを紛失この問題ではない本物だったじゃないか?
Ha? what are you talking you stupid?
日本語しゃべれカスwww

>> No.22120

>>22044

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22121

If you like anime in Japan are you scorned by your peers and society in general?

>> No.22122

>>22105

When it becomes a movie, yeah.

>> No.22124

Can I come live with you for awhile?

>> No.22128

>>22124
Seconding this, I am a good cook.

>> No.22131

>>22099
lol

>> No.22133

Oh god, this is worse than when some foreigners went to 2ch.
This guys is only here to stroke his e-penis with weeaboos sucking it.

>> No.22138

Can people in Japan turn into Hat racks?

>> No.22148

>sure, i have a question. what do でちゃう and いっぱいでちゃう mean in the context of extremely dirty hmanga?
Good question.
Dechauuuuu=(I gonna ejaculate!!(well, this is also same for girls) )
Ippai Dechauuuuuuu is Ippai= a lot

So,
Dechau < Ippai Dechau

>> No.22164

>>22133
Yup

>> No.22165
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22165

Has your sister ever tried to have sex with you, if no, would you have sex with her?

Also, what is your opinion of incest?

Pic related.

>> No.22172

Also, I'm trying to figure out what this one panel means, I could use some expert advice. It goes something like
やだあ!!やだ。。おねが。。い。。して。。。あたしにも。。。してえ!
こんな。。。こんなのじゃ。。。えや。。。あ。。。
Most of it's pretty obvious but I'm having trouble with the してえ that follows the あたしにも.

>> No.22192

>>22172
She's saying to do her too.

>> No.22193

>>22148
Thanks! I mean, I sorta figured it meant something like that, but it's difficult to find these things in dictionaries.

>> No.22200

>This guys is only here to stroke his e-penis with weeaboos sucking it.
I saw some stupid 4chan users in Futaba, too.
But hmmm, how can I say,,

you know, western kids are boring, and....
They are stupid. We can feel their background from their pictures, seriously.
It's very real, We can see he or she is from broken family.

>> No.22204

>>22192
Thanks again!

>> No.22212

>>22200
3/10

>> No.22227

>They are stupid. We can feel their background from their pictures, seriously.
>It's very real, We can see he or she is from broken family.

.....lol?

>> No.22229
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22229

>>22200

every family in america is broken, because that's how we saved your asses from the USSR

fuck yea non seqiter

>> No.22232

>Most of it's pretty obvious but I'm having trouble with the してえ that follows the あたしにも.
Very good question, boy.

Sitee(do it)= please do it to me.(give me your ***)
Atashinimo(to me, too)= Plese do it to me "like you did to other person"

>> No.22236

What is your opinion on the growing popularity of Japanese anime and manga in the western world?

Also, in >>22099 you mentioned something about virgins becoming wizards. Can these wizards shoot lightning bolts? That would be awesome if they could.

>> No.22247

>>22200
Those who are not from broken families in America are looked upon with a bit of contempt. No one likes a goody goody. America is a bit individualistic, no one cares how fucked up your family is.

>> No.22249

>>22200

How can you fuck up English so badly? Even the Chinese people I know speak it better, and they're from commie-land.

>> No.22250

So how small is your penis?

>> No.22259
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22259

>> No.22262

>>21959
>日本人だけど、何か?
zatto izu natto ei japanizu uei abu tokkingu. yua ei nisemono japanizu.

>> No.22268

>>22247
>Those who are not from broken families in America are looked upon with a bit of contempt.

No they're not.

>> No.22281

>>22232
Thanks again, though it was partially answered already. "Boy" can be considered derogatory, especially towards black people (then it's VERY derogatory). So you might want to be careful using that term to address people, unless, that is, you want to offend them.

>> No.22282

>Has your sister ever tried to have sex with you, if no, would you have sex with her?
>Also, what is your opinion of incest?
You stupid westerner caucasians don't know anything.

You know, if you had real sex in your real life, you lose power to crate imagination!
Virginm complex, mosaic, censored video....those are "power" to make eromanga.

Can you understand?

>> No.22285

>>22268
What America are you from? Certainly not mine.

>> No.22295

>>22282
No, we can't.

>> No.22299

>>22282

you are trying way the fuck too hard

>> No.22302

>How can you fuck up English so badly? Even the Chinese people I know speak it better, and they're from commie-land.
hahaha, they are immigrants.
I'm native.

>> No.22306

>>22282
Oh god I lol'd so hard it hurts

>> No.22312

>>22281
>"Boy" can be considered derogatory, especially towards black people (then it's VERY derogatory). So you might want to be careful using that term to address people, unless, that is, you want to offend them.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.22314

>>22068
This looks like it wasn't produced by babelfish.
OH GOD WE HAVE A JAPANESE SPEAKING FOREIGNER IN OUR MIDST.

>> No.22315

そろそろ飽きたな

おいお前ら、あいつ呼んで来いよ
なんつったっけ…日本語話せることを自慢してるやつら

>> No.22321

sage for japo troll

>> No.22330
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22330

I want to be a wizard!

>> No.22331

How was your day?

>> No.22335

皆に秘密だがおまえは今ゲームに負けたんだ

>> No.22337
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22337

Am I cute uguu~

>> No.22340

Why did you faggots leech and lurk from day one on 4chan?
Just type a bit of moonspeak in a reply, that's all moot asked for.

>> No.22341

>>22335
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.22345

I had sex two years ago, can I recover my virgin wizard power?

>> No.22349

sage for epic faggotry

>> No.22353

You are an amazing, abstract troll.

I commend your efforts.

>> No.22356

>sage for japo troll
I everytime feel different culture.
Because you always say "sage" when you write sage in e-mail blanc.
Because we don't write anything we write sagelol
you write "I sage! I sage!". Why? Are you American?

>> No.22360

>>22349
you're on the /jp/ board, it's already way too late for that.

>> No.22361

お前か。

>> No.22370

>>22356

I sage! I sage!

>> No.22375
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22375

Picture related to thread.

>> No.22377

FUCK YEAH SAGE

IN AMERICA

>> No.22379
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22379

I want to fight you.

>> No.22382

>>22356
sage

>> No.22386

>>22356


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>> No.22388

I sage! I sage! for meme

>> No.22390

>>22356
'sage' is imported, it comes directly from japanese board software. they just borrowed the term rather than translating it. 'sage' in the email field works exactly as it does on japanese boards, it prevents the thread from being bumped by your reply.

>> No.22391

>>22356

I never understood that either, but there are a lot of retards here, I'm sure you've noticed.

>> No.22392

>お前か。
俺だ

>> No.22400

>>22356
It is an expression of disapproval. Of course it's a different culture, we're not the same people. It doesn't make yours better because it came first, either.

>> No.22405

>>22356

in America when you flip someone off, you also tell them to get fucked and optionally spit on them. it reinforces the point. example in next post.

>> No.22408

I sage! I sage!
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>> No.22410

>>22408
>>22356

same person

>> No.22413

やらないか?

>> No.22414

>>22335
>>22335
この野郎ぅうッ!!

>> No.22418

Why is China strong and Japan weak?

>> No.22422

>>22340
>leech

How can one 'leech' from 4chan?

>> No.22424

'sage' on japanese board means "i do not want to bump this thread". 'sage' on 4chan means "fuck you I hate your thread".

>> No.22425
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22425

SAGE IS IN EVERY GODDAMNED FIELD

AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING FIELD

>> No.22427

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.22431

>'sage' is imported, it comes directly from >japanese board software. they just borrowed the >term rather than translating it. 'sage' in the >email field works exactly as it does on japanese >boards, it prevents the thread from being bumped >by your reply.

Yeah, untill 1999, 2ch users write "I sage this thread", but nowadays, we don't write anything for sage.
Also, there is different culture, because we always do sage in 2ch, "to hide". Japanese think this is good thing.

Maybe, American think it's good to be top and appeal, and they think to write "sage!" is insulting stuff

>> No.22432

>>22391
>there are a lot of retards here, I'm sure you've noticed.
like you lol

>> No.22434

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>> No.22441

now that you've seen the power of a US-style saging, you are most likely pissing your pants in fear!

>> No.22451

I dare say this is a sage, good sirs.

>> No.22452

(ノ∀`)この日本人はくそ人ですwwwwww

>> No.22454

>>22431
Yes, it is used as an insult. It has nothing to do with where the thread will end up. What the fuck is your point?

>> No.22459

pablo is that you? if so then gtfo!!

>> No.22465

am i doin it rite

>> No.22470

>やらないか?
いいのかいホイホイついてきちまって
俺はノンケでも平気で食っちまう男なんだぜ

>> No.22471

>>22425
liar, i was not able to delete your post

>> No.22483

>>22471

you aren't trying hard enough

>> No.22487

>(ノ∀`)この日本人はくそ人ですwwwwww
くそ人ってなんだよwwwまるで英語直訳だな
what is Kusojin? lol and you shouldn't use polite word "Desu" lol
It's very funny to see those directly translated word lol

>> No.22489

ALRIGHT /jp/, REPORT FOR DUTY!

WE ARE GOING TO FUTABA'S ANIME BOARD TO FUCK IT UP.

PROVIDE PROXIES AND LINK PLOX!

>> No.22497

>WE ARE GOING TO FUTABA'S ANIME BOARD TO FUCK IT UP.

Futaba's anime board? lolol
Where?
もっと勉強してからいったほうがいいよw

>> No.22498

I feel that it's importaint to always be angry on the internet. I think it helps the megabytes.

>> No.22499

>>22489

No, don't.

>> No.22503

>>22489

Wait, what? Yeah, tell you what, you just go on and get the fuck out. We'll follow right behind you.

>> No.22509

2chan sucks

>> No.22510

>>22489

you are a failure as a human being

>> No.22514

Sage for failure from Japan trolling other failures.

>> No.22516

>>22489

http://www.ijapan.org/red

Proxy, Go nuts.
Me? I think I'll sit right here

>> No.22517

AH GAY ROO

>> No.22518

>>22452
learns japanese from anime and online translators

>> No.22524

USA! USA! I sage! I sage!

って感じですか?w

>> No.22529

>>22487

You know, insulting other people for being shitty at Japanese is all fine and dandy--but if your English is no better than their Japanese, it makes you look quite stupid when you do so.

>> No.22533

>>22489
you're a dumbass for believing this guy is really from japan. アホってオ・マ・エのことだっ。

>> No.22535

Alright, in all seriousness, why can none of you speak English. You do realise you're losing major commercial banks to Beijing and especially Hong Kong because the investment banking world finds it a hassle to deal with people who cant speak proper English?

>> No.22538

このスレおもしれえw

>> No.22540

>>22524
いや, 全然.

>> No.22543

>>22498
That reminds me. I heard that getting visibly angry is the same as losing face in Japan. Is this true? It's certainly not true in anglophone countries, that's for sure.

>> No.22556

>>22535
>why can none of you speak English.
for the same reason we can't speak japanese. they're otaku failures who can't do anything but masturbate to loli manga.

>> No.22558

でさ、もう飽きたから来ないからな
たぶん、俺が来ないくらいだから、もう誰も日本からこないよ

I'm bored. I won't come again, maybe.
I think no one in 2ch and Futaba will come.
Because some of you are so boring.
It is like old 2ch in 90's lol

>> No.22570

>>22543
>losing face

What does this mean? It sounds like the result of a horrible car explosion but I could be wrong. Help me understand, I'm not American.

>> No.22577

>>22558

How can we improve and become as glorious as you elevens?

>> No.22583

>>22577

Buy more Haruhi DVDs.

>> No.22589

>>22570

Embarrassing yourself in front of others

>> No.22592

>why can none of you speak English.
It's very easy, it is because we don't use English nor Spanish in our daily lives.
From 0 years old to 100 years old.
Hahaha, is it difficult to understand from your culture?

>> No.22594

>>22570
To make oneself look bad. tl;dr looking like a jackass

>> No.22601

>>22535

I've worked for several Japanese companies, and I've dealt with many Japanese who can speak good English. And, generally, when they're posted in an English-speaking country, even the ones who are incompetent improve rapidly. Immersion really is the best way to learn a language.

>> No.22602

>>22570

Losing face, as in being shamed.

Like how a samurai would kill himself rather than lose face and live after being defeated/raped/whatever.

>> No.22603

>>22577
We must be very friendly, not announce our sages and must not be boring at all, ever.

>> No.22605

>>22592

Then why do you criticize Americans for not speaking perfect Japanese? Most probably never or rarely use it in their daily lives, and unlike English, Japanese is a language that is completely useless outside a single small country in Asia.

>> No.22606

>>22535
the reserved nature of Japan makes people reluctant to practice their English, especially with native speakers. the OP is an obvious exception.

>>22533
Is it really so unbelievable that a person from Japan would be posting here?

>> No.22609

パンツスレ!!!

>> No.22611

>>22592

Yes, those of us in the western world not born into a native english speaking country *need* to learn English in order to achieve at the highest level. Especially if it is academia you want to go into.

>> No.22615

>>22606

Japan is blocked from 4chan ;_;

>> No.22620

goddamnit /jp/ - WTF?

this thread fails so much, it's weeaboo fail in another dimension.

>> No.22621

>>22558

あらら。
そんなに残念がるなよ。いつか友達ができるって!
まずはそのツンデレなところをなおして、キモイから。

>> No.22626

>>22606

I thought that Japs thought that English was "cool" and that's why it's used so often, usually with disastrous Engrish.

"I buy sausage"

>> No.22628

>>22620

Now you understand why Japan hates otaku and hikikomori.

>> No.22632

FUCK YOU, YOU NIP BASTARD, GB2/NIP-BOARD

>> No.22637

なんかワラワラ集まってきて読むのめんどくせえから
そろそろ帰るよ

じゃあなクソムシどもノシ

>> No.22640

>>22592

So are you naturally condescending and annoying or is it just when trolling?

>> No.22643

>>22620
Except we're not the ones doing the failing. It's just that one faggot who thinks Japan is so great when they don't realise how everyone else thinks they're shit. A sad story, really.

>> No.22647

>まずはそのツンデレなところをなおして、キモイから。
俺のデレを体験したら二度とシャバには戻ってこれないぜ

>> No.22660

im american
son of bitch Japanese
Japan is a pig
do you want a rice ??
do you want a chicken????
japan is pig disgusting
Yasuo Fukuda is a murderer
fucking j.a.p.a.n

>> No.22663

で、帰る前に聞きたいんだけど、
お前ら日本人抜きでこの保持し続けるつもりなの?w

I have last question.
Will you keep this /jp/ without Japanese? lol

>> No.22666

>>22643
I think those who are posting the nuke threads misunderstand the purpose of this board. Some people are interesting in Japan. This board isn't to shit on everything Japanese.

>> No.22671

How has this gone on so long without someone pointing out that the OP said he was from the rainbow board instead of the 2-D board?

>> No.22673

>>22663

/jp/ board was never intended for Japanese. It was meant for all the superfluous stuff that spills over into /a/ (ronery threads, figurines, hug pillow etc...)

>> No.22681

>>22558
I doubt you would understand the complexity of our meme culture. Too many references your simply wouldn't understand. Your are even farther away from understanding than the newest newfag. So go away.

>> No.22682

>>22663
Yes, this is an English site. This board is just for all things Japanese that do not fit into the anime/manga board.

>> No.22684

>>22663

learn to read

>> No.22697

>>22663
you are one dense prick it carries out and is ww

>> No.22703

I've just got off the phone with Hu Jintao, 6 SRBMs with 5 megaton Nuclear Warheads are heading towards Japan as we speak.

>> No.22707

How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?

Kuso and chikushou are too weak.

>> No.22709

サウスパーク見るから、じゃあなノシ

>> No.22713

今来た。
とりあえず、日本人の英語が酷いのは置いとく。

アメリカ人がi'm americanとは言わないわなぁ。
アジア系と三国人と日本人の板だから、荒れる予感。

>> No.22714

>>22703
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

>> No.22729
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>> No.22736

>とりあえず、日本人の英語が酷いのは置いとく。
ようやく来たか
俺、仏、独、西もちょっとずつしゃべるから、
英語そこまで勉強してないんだよ

でも、今サウスパーク見てるから
レス速度遅くなるよ。勘弁ね。

>> No.22737

>>22703

Hu Jintao lurks /jp/. He's the guy that posts all the nuke threads.

>> No.22741

i guarantee you no one in this thread is japanese

sage this retardation

>> No.22752
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22752

reality

>> No.22763
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22763

LULZ REALITY

>> No.22770

>i guarantee you no one in this thread is japanese
Ah, maybe only I am Japanese.
That man who wrote "今来た" seems to write good Japanese.

But still I can distinguish he is foreigner.
Because his last sentense is very strange.

>> No.22783

サウスパーク?

GTFO

>> No.22789
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22789

Average Japanese Man

>> No.22794

Committing INCEST is a normal way of life in JAPAN. There are NO

laws against INCEST in JAPAN. JAPAN has the highest number of

cases of babies with deformity, retardation, & illness due to incest.

Werner Syndrome, i.e., Progeria is a premature aging disease. It's

inheritary. Its cause is INCEST. Over 80% of the people with this

disease are JAPS. Consider these FACTS if you marry a Jap. You

could get kids with mental & physical problems. In other words, you

get MUTANT kids!!!

>> No.22798

>>22763

holy shit, #3 is QUALITY rukia

>> No.22802
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22802

Average Successful Japanese Men

>> No.22804

Right-winger Japs are Criminals, rapists, murderers

These Jap deserve to Die ! ! !

Hail and Support US, and US president

Truman's Decision ! ! ! Hail and Support Paul Tibbets dropping and

detonating Atomic bomb at Hiroshima ! ! !

exterminate all JAPenis(Japs ) subhunan scum.

ScumJAPS

LOL

>> No.22809

Nanjing Massacre is the fact!
We Chinese will nuke Jap!!!!
We Chinese will Delete Jap!
We Chinese will Delete all Jap anime game manga!!!

>> No.22811
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22811

>>22752
<--------
>>22763
UGUU~

>> No.22821

Historical facts and truths

JAPANESE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES

Historical facts and truths

Laha Massacre
Manila Massacre
Nanking Massacre
Parit Sulong Massacre
Panjiayu Massacre
Sandakan Death Marches
Alexandra Hospital massacre
Andaman Islands
Banka Island Massacre

>> No.22826

ニンニンニンニンニンジャタートルズ♪だと思ってたら
あれって
♪teenage mutant Ninja turtles♪だったんだな

最近まで知らんかった

>> No.22828
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22828

Average Japanese Social Setting

>> No.22834

uh oh
the chinese nationalists have found this thread!

>> No.22847
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22847

>> No.22848

>Average Japanese Man
だいたいあってる

>> No.22851

>>22826
I thought it was "idol" turtles

>> No.22853

南京大虐殺 日本軍残虐行為
The Japanese language edition of this film by Sarastarlight , Rape of Nanking Nanjing Massacre " is now online at youtube.

Part 1: /watch?v=hIUro3olXlY

Part 2: /watch?v=qw0GuDHdflI

Tell all your Japanese friends, the Japanese media, Japanese politicians: The Japanese language edition of the Rape of Nanking can now be seen on Youtube

>> No.22856

9/10

>> No.22860
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22860

The Average Jap Home

>> No.22869

台湾人,不要用这国耻的照片当封面好不好!
日本的仇会报的.中国人是记仇的!

>> No.22871

WEEABOO FAIL IS OVER NOW. GTFO FAGGOT, NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE JAPANESE BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JAPANESE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

>> No.22872

I recently figured out

You 4chan usrs write "chon chin chong" to Beijing Chinese, right?
But for us, American English sounds "chorun churan choridge chouing"

>> No.22879

>>22282

guys... having sex causes you to lose your imagination... best regards from japan.........

>> No.22897

Nanjing Massacre is the fact!
We Chinese will nuke Jap!!!!
We Chinese will Delete Jap!
We Chinese will Delete all Jap anime game manga!!!

>> No.22901

chorun churan choridge chouing

>> No.22907
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22907

China = Superior

>> No.22908

>I thought it was "idol" turtles
Really

We pronounce Michelangelo "ミケランジェロ"in Japanese.
But the song was "マクェルァンジュェロオオオ".
I used to mock the American pronunciation as a joke in my classroom.

>> No.22916

what is this nationalist crap
I don't think you're really chinese
and if you are you're an embarassment faggot

>> No.22917

i love this thread

>> No.22926

>chorun churan choridge chouing
hi American

>> No.22929

>I sage! I sage!
>chorun churan choridge chouing

Meme potentials.

>> No.22932

なんで日本人がここにくると住人はいつも荒れてるの?
逆に欧米人が2ちゃんやふたばにくるとこうなるのですか?

>> No.22934
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22934

The Average Japanese Couple

>> No.22943

>>22872
Obviously your inferior Japanese minds cannot grasp the breadth of the English language's phonology. We've got all sorts of shit most languages only wish they could have. (DENTAL FRICATIVES FUCK YEAH)

>> No.22947

IN AMERICA, THEY WEAR SHOES INDOORS.

>> No.22948
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22948

The Average Personal Space of a Japanese Man

>> No.22949

>>22934
That guy has shitty standards. She's nowhere near moe enough.

>> No.22957

HEY JAPANONYMOUS,

How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?

>> No.22958

>>22869
RAGE makes u look like a faggot, reguardless of reason.

Yes guys, the Ministry of Public Security sees you fapping to loli

>> No.22962

>逆に欧米人が2ちゃんやふたばにくるとこうなるのですか?
いや、こないだバレンタインにふたば荒らしに来た奴がいたけど、
徹底無視されてたw 0レス
でも、日本語話せる人が来たら、同じような感じになると思うよ
”Fuck! GTFO! U.S.A! U.S.A! Chong Ching Chong!”みたいなやつはいまどき日本のネットにはいないだろうけどねw

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>> No.22974
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22974

pic = accurate depiction of average japanese males

>> No.22976

やあ、荒れてきましたなぁ。

>>22853
sorry for Nanjing. we have apologized for Nanjing for 60 years. But your country never report it. i don't know why.

>> No.22980

>How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?
yeah, that's what I wrote just while ago.
You really write "Fuck!""Nigga!" like old 2ch in 90's.w

>> No.22982

>>22958
>reguardless

I sage.

>> No.22983

>>22916

GET OUT JAPAN!


YOU THINK WE CANNOT USE WEAPONS AGAINST YOU?

CHINA = 1.4 BILLION NATION.

JAPAN = MEASLY NATION OF 120 MILLION, HOMOSUCKERS OF USA.

>> No.22984
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>>22957
DUNNO

>> No.22987

>>22957
Not the eleven, but 'fuck' is fakku and 'nigger' is nigaa. You'll note that they just stole them from our language like EVERYTHING ELSE.

>> No.22988
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22988

The Traditional Dress of Japanese Women

>> No.22992

>>22974
I want an Abe body pillow

>> No.22995

正直、/jp/って失敗だと思う。
荒れ狂って、閉鎖と見た。

>> No.22999

そうか、いまだに4chanでは中韓が来たら日本スレッドが荒れて南京大虐殺で
論争になる!ってイメージを持ってるのね

2000年ごろの話だなあwそんなのは

>> No.23000

>>22983
0/100

>> No.23005

>I want an Abe body pillow
「さん」を付けろよデコスケ野郎!

>> No.23012

What's the worst native Japanese cuss then, if fuck/nigga are borrowed?

>> No.23017

moot was worried about semen on figurines. instead, all the trolling and racism from /n/ has migrated here.

>> No.23025

>>22828
>>22974
Faggot don't post the same image more than once. Pay fucking attention.

>> No.23026

>>23017
yup, /jp/ is the new /n/

moot should've known this board would be nothing but drama

>> No.23029

アーーーーイ ライク チャイニーーーーズ♪
アーーーーイ ライク チャイニーーーーーズ
ゼイ カーム ジ アップ トゥ ヨ ニーーーーズ♪

みんなで歌おう

>> No.23030

>>22988
Fuck, this thread is making me want to go to Japan even more.

>> No.23032

>>22995
もともと、/jp/はこういう荒らしを/a/から連れ出せるために作られたんだか
らむしろ大成功かもしれない

>> No.23033

>>22976

HAHAHAHA, APOLOGY - CORRECT EVEN...

WE ARE STRONGER NOW, DOES JAPENIS GOVERNMENT UNDERSTAND? WE ARE NOT JUST REGIONAL POWERS.

WE ARE A WORLD POWERS.

SO UNDERSTAND THAT, BECAUSE YOU WRONGED US - AND YOU THINK SO. WE WILL NEVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT THAT WE CAN (IF WE WISH) ROLL OVER YOU LIKE A LARGE CAR.

>> No.23034

>やあ、荒れてきましたなぁ。

おめでとう
目的が果たせたようだな

>> No.23037

Hey eleven, why is all your media pretty good (animu, mango, vidya gaems, music, and so on), but the rest of Japan is utter shit?

>> No.23038
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23038

Japanese Women CoSplaying as White Women.

>> No.23045
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>>23017

>> No.23050

>おめでとう
>目的が果たせたようだな
俺じゃねえよw
てか、荒れようが荒れまいがどうでもいいわw

>> No.23052

>>23038
ギャルル~☆

>> No.23053

>>23005
日本語に書いたら失礼かもしれないけど、英語なら呼び捨ては普通だろう?

>> No.23054

stfu and stop making chinese people look bad you fucking trollfag

>> No.23055

英語でOK

>> No.23058

I kinda want to nuke /jp/, but this brought some lulz.

>> No.23062
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>>23037
>why is all your media pretty good (animu, mango, vidya gaems, music, and so on)
HA HA HA, OH WOW

japanese music = uberfail
japanese vidya = grindan + belts + zippers

>> No.23068

>日本語に書いたら失礼かもしれないけど、英語なら呼び捨ては普通だろ
う?
阿部さんにさんをつけないような奴は俺が公衆トイレに連れ込むぞ

>> No.23076

あのさあ、日本語の話せる君に聞きたいんだけど
まじで90年代の2ちゃんみたいな社会不適応者多くない?4chanとか/i/とか
7chanとかw

すっげえ異文化を感じるんだけど
DQN多すぎだろw

>> No.23081

>>23068
だから「さん」は英語じゃねーっつの
有名な欧米人を呼ぶときに「ミスター」をつけるか、普通?

>> No.23083

HEY JAPANONYMOUS

What's the worst native Japanese cuss then, if fuck/nigga are borrowed?

>> No.23088

>>23032
/a/はそんなに政治がらみで荒れないだろう。
たまに日本人が来て騒ぐくらいで。

あと、中国人のふりして日本叩いてるバカ、見え見えだからやめろ。卑怯な
感じが返って、反日増やすぞ。

主張したいことがあれば、堂々としろ。

>> No.23091

>>23062
>japanese music = uberfail
What's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over THE FUCKING BLACK MAGES.
>japanese vidya = grindan + belts + zippers
Maybe the ones you play.

>> No.23094

4chorun 4churan 4choridge 4chouing

>> No.23104

>もともと、/jp/はこういう荒らしを/a/から連れ出せるために作られたんだ
からむしろ大成功かもしれない

あーなるほどねwそりゃ成功だねw
ムートも、虹裏みたいに隠れサーバーにすればいいのに
こないだふたばに荒らしが来たときも完全に防波堤の外側で止まってたよw

>> No.23148

>あと、中国人のふりして日本叩いてるバカ、見え見えだからやめろ
いや、それがすっげえ珍しいの
8年前くらいのイメージをいまだに持ってるんだな、とw
中国人・韓国人VS日本人みたいな固定観念なんだな

今は実は中国と韓国の間の仲のほうがひどいんだけどなw

Yeah, I surprised that lol
They still have image like "Chinese-Korean VS Japanese"
That's image of 8 years ago lol

Nowadays, it's famous that Chinese and Korean are very discorded

>> No.23157
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Average Japanese Female Suffering From Common Japanese Venereal Disease

>> No.23166

>だから「さん」は英語じゃねーっつの
>有名な欧米人を呼ぶときに「ミスター」をつけるか、普通?
ああ、そうか。君は外人だったからネタが理解できないってことかw
「さんをつけろよデコスケ野郎」っていうのはAKIRAのネタだよw
まさか真に受けてるとは思わなかったwごめんw

>> No.23171

Why are the mods shit eating fags?

>> No.23179
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23179

Why is aya hirano so thin?

>> No.23187

>>23104
隠れサーバーでもIPを変えたりproxyを使ったりすればバンとかは通じないで
しょう。それに4chanはテキスト荒らしを大目に見ることが多いし

>> No.23194

>>23148
そ れ は な い。
ざっとこの板のスレ見れば、わかるだろう。

別に煽る気もないけど。

>> No.23203

I explain, the man who speaks good Japanese wrote "Abe", and I wrote "call him with "San"".
But he couldn't the inside joke.

Actually "call him with "San"" is famous phrase of AKIRA "Kanedaaaa!!""さんをつけろよデコスケ野郎!"

It takes time to understand each other.

>> No.23209

>>23166
ああ、なるほど。こちらこそ、マジレスすまんw

>> No.23216

サウスパークが今「Arrrrrse!!!」のネタやってんだけど、
これってBBCのthe fast showのパクリだろw

>> No.23229

he couldn't the → he couldn't understand the inside joke

>> No.23230

STOP SPEAKING NIPONESE AND LEAVE YOU DIRY NIPS

>> No.23254

>>23076

いや、社会不適応者じゃない
実際会ったら割と普通、多分
でもここでは匿名だから何でも言っていいって感じ
つまり日本人と違ってもともと潜在DQN性質

>> No.23265
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23265

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PLAYING CHESS

>> No.23267

よし、じゃあ、床屋いくから

じゃあなクソムシどもノシ

>> No.23280

>でもここでは匿名だから何でも言っていいって感じ
>つまり日本人と違ってもともと潜在DQN性質
なるほどね これはおもしろい分析だわ

>> No.23282

「Arrrrrse!!!」

>> No.23334

おやすみ

…今ここに日本語がわかる人って何人いるか?

>> No.23335

>>23254
潜在DQN性質とかじゃないと思うけど・・・
こんなひどいことを言ってる奴はマジで思ってるわけじゃないと思う。ただ
普通じゃ絶対言っていけないことを言うのは楽しい、とか。それになぜか
こんな荒らしもネタになってしまったw

>> No.23339

I, for one, welcome our new Japanese overlords.

>> No.23341
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>> No.23359
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23359

How to tell Japs from Chinese

>> No.23368

>>23335
マジで言ってるじゃないだろうけど…
まぁとになく/b/
ああなる。

>> No.23375

>潜在DQN性質とかじゃないと思うけど・・・
>こんなひどいことを言ってる奴はマジで思ってるわけじゃないと思う。
ただ
>普通じゃ絶対言っていけないことを言うのは楽しい、とか。それになぜ

>こんな荒らしもネタになってしまったw
そこが、99年ごろの2ちゃんねると同じなんですよ
「何言ってもいいから汚い言葉使うぜ!」っていうのは、日本とかなり違う

これはかなり面白い分析だと思ったよ。生活で抱えてるストレスの違いかな


日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活で汚
い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも

>> No.23377
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23377

Japanese Mercy

>> No.23404
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>> No.23427

>>23368
/b/ならDQNとかは納得できるw

>>23375 日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活で汚
い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも
へぇ、それは知らなかった。なんか日本ではいつも丁寧な言葉を使ってるか
と思ったw

>> No.23432

俺アメリカに住んだことないけど、よく感じるんだそれを。
彼ら、言葉に罪を感じて使ってるんだよ。
普通の生活の中で「絶対使ってはいけない言葉」なんてないでしょ、日本語
には。おそらく日本社会に比べて格段にタブーの言葉が多い。

I haven't lived in USA, but I often feel that.
maybe they feel "sin" to use those words.
As you know, Japanese society doesn't have so much "taboo".Maybe, in their daily lives, they can't use those words. there are more taboo in western culture.
that's why they feel "satisfaction" to use those words on internet.
This is different culture from Japan.

>> No.23435

>>23377

Wicked and barbaric japs murdered so many Chinese civilians.

Fuck Japan.

China perhaps will absorb Japan? They can become part of Eastern Chinese Empire.

>> No.23478

>なんか日本ではいつも丁寧な言葉を使ってるかと思ったw
誰かが書いてた「潜在的DQN性質」っていうのはそれかな
なぜかというと、その丁寧な言葉を使うことにストレスを感じる人なんて日
本人にいないからね
これはたぶん、宗教とかに関係してくるよ。なんだかんだいって、アメリカ
はキリスト教社会で、タブーいっぱいあるんだよ。
「Fuck」とか「Bitch」とか、使ってはいけない言葉がセックスに関係してるの
もそこにあると思う。

日本とか中国だと「糞shit」とか「畜生animal」とか、「汚いもの」だからね
。使ってはいけない言葉が

>> No.23500

>日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活
で汚
>い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも

全然知らなかった
やっほー自分の分析がそれなりに正しいかもしれない!
二つの世界を味わうと色々と面白い発見ができる

>> No.23519

なぜ「shit」とか言ってはいけないか、というと
単純。食事をしているときにそんなことを言ったら、吐きそうになって不快
になるから

「性交!」とか「売女!」はdoesn't make any senseでしょw 日本語だと

>> No.23522

Hey nip.

Why do you Japs have so much sex all the time, with real girls nonetheless?

>> No.23534

>>23432
言葉だけじゃなくて、ネタもタブーだ。黒人への差別がタブーになって以来
、どんな差別でもタブーになってしまった。ま、それは悪いことじゃない
けど、その差別タブーはちょっと過度かもしれない。それに反して匿名に
なったらこうなるかも。

>> No.23549

>やっほー自分の分析がそれなりに正しいかもしれない!
だと思うよ

それぞれの社会で、禁止されていることが違うから、得るストレスが違うん
でしょ。
日本の小学校ではいじめが多いけど、フランスではいじめがほとんどないか
らね

>> No.23582

タブーの言葉が多いわけじゃない
レベルが違うだけだ
使ってはいけない、それはどれほどいけないこと?
日本だとそれほどきつくないそうだけどここでは友達との会話以外で使うと
結構やばい

>> No.23592

>Why do you Japs have so much sex all the time, with real girls nonetheless?
That's the topic what we are talking now.
That's because porn is cencored strictly in here.

Complex, Stress, this sometimes gives power of imagination

>言葉だけじゃなくて、ネタもタブーだ。黒人への差別がタブーになって
以来、どんな差別でもタブーになってしまった
たぶん、日本でのマンガと同じように、そこが厳しく禁止されているから、
ネットで「ルールを破る」ことで快感を得ようとするんだろうね

>> No.23598

なさそう*
うわ失敗したバカみたいorz

>> No.23613

>>23592
Yes, but don't you think ever 'I really want to have sex'? When you see an attractive girl for example, and get a bit angry that you can't fulfill that desire?

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23620

So, how does this thread make you feel?

>> No.23632

>日本だとそれほどきつくないそうだけどここでは友達との会話以外で使
うと結構やばい

日本だと「いけない話」っていうのは
たとえば美少女におちんちんが生えて~とか、そういうエッチな話かな

人種差別はしてはいけないけど、それについて話してはいけない!なんて雰
囲気はないからね
そもそも普段の生活で近くに外人さんがほとんどいないから人種差別が「遠
い異世界の話」なんだよ。

>> No.23647

>レベルが違うだけだ
あーたしかにそうだね

さすが、日本語話せるほどのインテリと話すとなかなか面白いなw
あんたたちみたいなのと、いつか知り合いたいよw
あんたたちが4chanなんて場所に出入りしてくれていることを本当に誇りに思
うよ

>> No.23668

>Yes, but don't you think ever 'I really want to have sex'? When you see an attractive girl for >example, and get a bit angry that you can't >fulfill that desire?
Once Jun Miura said "Japanese change that desire and complex into imagination, Otaku culture is actually virgin complex power"

>> No.23699

>>23668

That's an optimistic way of looking at it. I myself these days devote a lot of time to simply reading books, up to maybe 5 a week. Still, the idea of 'ronery' (lonely) always comes up in many 4chan boards. A lot of us seek not so much for sex, but for people who share our interests (anime, manga, literature and so on).

>> No.23702

Anyways, ノシ

>> No.23748

>>23647

wakachanの東方板からきた
なんか/jp/板ができたって報告があったのできてみた
普段は4chanに来ない
知り合いになりたいのは構わないが…
MSNか?メールか?IRCか?

>> No.23770

>wakachanの東方板からきた
>なんか/jp/板ができたって報告があったのできてみた
>普段は4chanに来ない
>知り合いになりたいのは構わないが…
>MSNか?メールか?IRCか?
おお、本当に? じゃあさ、ちょっと
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_for/flash_gikopoi.html
ここに来てもらっていい?名前はわかチャンを英語で書いて来てくれない?

>> No.23792

俺は、オタク文化って英語の名前で待ってるからね

>> No.23802

>>23770
FUCKIN PABLO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

>> No.24505

>>23033

Shut the fuck up and get back to making our shit for Walmart.

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hi hiroshi btw what are you doing here sage anon

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>>23435
>barbaric japs murdered so many Chinese civilians.
that's just propaganda

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