/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

虹裏から来ました。
日本人だけど、何か？

I'm from Futaba-Nijiura.
I'm Japanese. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

Has your sister ever tried to have sex with you, if no, would you have sex with her?

Also, what is your opinion of incest?

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22200

every family in america is broken, because that's how we saved your asses from the USSR

fuck yea non seqiter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

Am I cute uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

Picture related to thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight you.

[SAGE No.]

SAGE IS IN EVERY GODDAMNED FIELD

AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING FIELD

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

reality

[Anonymous No.]

LULZ REALITY

[Anonymous No.]

Average Japanese Man

[Anonymous No.]

Average Successful Japanese Men

[Anonymous No.]

>>22752
<--------
>>22763
UGUU~

[Anonymous No.]

Average Japanese Social Setting

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The Average Jap Home

[Anonymous No.]

China = Superior

[Anonymous No.]

The Average Japanese Couple

[Anonymous No.]

The Average Personal Space of a Japanese Man

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

pic = accurate depiction of average japanese males

[Anonymous No.]

>>22957
DUNNO

[Anonymous No.]

The Traditional Dress of Japanese Women

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese Women CoSplaying as White Women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23017

[Anonymous No.]

>>23037
>why is all your media pretty good (animu, mango, vidya gaems, music, and so on)
HA HA HA, OH WOW

japanese music = uberfail
japanese vidya = grindan + belts + zippers

[Anonymous No.]

Average Japanese Female Suffering From Common Japanese Venereal Disease

[Anonymous No.]

Why is aya hirano so thin?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT PLAYING CHESS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How to tell Japs from Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese Mercy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So, how does this thread make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>No
No, Ask me something

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

What is love?

[Anonymous No.]

What does Futaba think of 4chan? Specifically, /b/ and /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>Nah, not really.
No, ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21959

What is a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>Any questions?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>What is love?
知るかバカ　そんなことより　オナニーだ

[Anonymous No.]

>What is a man?
He is ｱｯｱｰﾝ

[Anonymous No.]

2ch > 2chan
Truth.

[Anonymous No.]

お前ら日本人抜きでこんな板つくるほどさみしかったのか

Were you so ronery that you made /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21998

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.]

do you like panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22027
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND [LOVE]
AND YOU NEVER WILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>Any questions?
Yes, answer me this: How can the creation of the Nation of Kosovo affect relations between Russia and the United States?

I expect your answer to be no less than 5000 words, in MLA format, and more than 5 outside sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21973
Hello! As for me English is not a specialty

あなただけのゲームを紛失この問題ではない本物だったじゃないか？

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on Mudkips?

[Anonymous No.]

>2ch > 2chan
>Truth.
アホかｗ　当たり前だろ　２ちゃんは国民レベルで有名だから規模が違うん
だよｗ
ふたば（お前らが2chanって呼んでるとこ）はオタクとかプロの漫画家御用達
のとこだからな
そもそものとこで無知すぎるよなｗ欧米の頭悪いガキはｗ

Stupid, from first, 2channel is known in nation scale.
Futaba is the place for Otaku and professional cartoonists, game staff.(that's why there is popular)
You stupid western kids are really retards lol

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever had sex ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22056
OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

How are the girls in Japan?

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>21959

Is there a japanese equivalent to m00t?

Does he bitch about hot glue and touhou?

Is he a whiny bitch in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22068
>You stupid western kids are really retards lol

YEAH WELL WE STUPID WESTERN KIDS SPLIT THE ATOM AND NUKED YOU

PUNK

[Anonymous No.]

Will you translate ZSZS for me for a bowl of rice?

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you ever had sex ?
Nyou, we have to be virgin to be holy Otaku.
If you keep this untill 30, you can become a wizard.

ところでA miserable pile of secretsってのがwhat is a man?の答えらしいな
知るかよそんな内輪ネタｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

I'm all set, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Are American comics known -at all- in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

sure, i have a question. what do でちゃう and いっぱいでちゃう mean in the context of extremely dirty hmanga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22085
its a girl and she's fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>あなただけのゲームを紛失この問題ではない本物だったじゃないか？
Ha? what are you talking you stupid?
日本語しゃべれカスｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22044

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

If you like anime in Japan are you scorned by your peers and society in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22105

When it becomes a movie, yeah.

[anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>22124
Seconding this, I am a good cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22099
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Can I come live with you for awhile?

[Anonymous No.]

Can people in Japan turn into Hat racks?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, this is worse than when some foreigners went to 2ch.
This guys is only here to stroke his e-penis with weeaboos sucking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>sure, i have a question. what do でちゃう and いっぱいでちゃう mean in the context of extremely dirty hmanga?
Good question.
Dechauuuuu=(I gonna ejaculate!!(well, this is also same for girls) )
Ippai Dechauuuuuuu is Ippai= a lot

So,
Dechau < Ippai Dechau

[Anonymous No.]

>>22133
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

Also, I'm trying to figure out what this one panel means, I could use some expert advice. It goes something like
やだあ！！やだ。。おねが。。い。。して。。。あたしにも。。。してえ！
こんな。。。こんなのじゃ。。。えや。。。あ。。。
Most of it's pretty obvious but I'm having trouble with the してえ that follows the あたしにも.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22172
She's saying to do her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22148
Thanks! I mean, I sorta figured it meant something like that, but it's difficult to find these things in dictionaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>This guys is only here to stroke his e-penis with weeaboos sucking it.
I saw some stupid 4chan users in Futaba, too.
But hmmm, how can I say,,

you know, western kids are boring, and....
They are stupid. We can feel their background from their pictures, seriously.
It's very real, We can see he or she is from broken family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22192
Thanks again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22200
3/10

[Anonymous No.]

>They are stupid. We can feel their background from their pictures, seriously.
>It's very real, We can see he or she is from broken family.

.....lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>Most of it's pretty obvious but I'm having trouble with the してえ that follows the あたしにも.
Very good question, boy.

Sitee(do it)= please do it to me.(give me your ***)
Atashinimo(to me, too)= Plese do it to me "like you did to other person"

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on the growing popularity of Japanese anime and manga in the western world?

Also, in >>22099 you mentioned something about virgins becoming wizards. Can these wizards shoot lightning bolts? That would be awesome if they could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22200
Those who are not from broken families in America are looked upon with a bit of contempt. No one likes a goody goody. America is a bit individualistic, no one cares how fucked up your family is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22200

How can you fuck up English so badly? Even the Chinese people I know speak it better, and they're from commie-land.

[Anonymous No.]

So how small is your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21959
>日本人だけど、何か？
zatto izu natto ei japanizu uei abu tokkingu. yua ei nisemono japanizu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22247
>Those who are not from broken families in America are looked upon with a bit of contempt.

No they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22232
Thanks again, though it was partially answered already. "Boy" can be considered derogatory, especially towards black people (then it's VERY derogatory). So you might want to be careful using that term to address people, unless, that is, you want to offend them.

[Anonymous No.]

>Has your sister ever tried to have sex with you, if no, would you have sex with her?
>Also, what is your opinion of incest?
You stupid westerner caucasians don't know anything.

You know, if you had real sex in your real life, you lose power to crate imagination!
Virginm complex, mosaic, censored video....those are "power" to make eromanga.

Can you understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22282
No, we can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22282

you are trying way the fuck too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>22268
What America are you from? Certainly not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>How can you fuck up English so badly? Even the Chinese people I know speak it better, and they're from commie-land.
hahaha, they are immigrants.
I'm native.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22282
Oh god I lol'd so hard it hurts

[anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>22281
>"Boy" can be considered derogatory, especially towards black people (then it's VERY derogatory). So you might want to be careful using that term to address people, unless, that is, you want to offend them.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22068
This looks like it wasn't produced by babelfish.
OH GOD WE HAVE A JAPANESE SPEAKING FOREIGNER IN OUR MIDST.

[Anonymous No.]

そろそろ飽きたな

おいお前ら、あいつ呼んで来いよ
なんつったっけ…日本語話せることを自慢してるやつら

[Anonymous No.]

sage for japo troll

[Anonymous No.]

How was your day?

[Anonymous No.]

皆に秘密だがおまえは今ゲームに負けたんだ

[Anonymous No.]

Why did you faggots leech and lurk from day one on 4chan?
Just type a bit of moonspeak in a reply, that's all moot asked for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22335
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

I had sex two years ago, can I recover my virgin wizard power?

[Anonymous No.]

You are an amazing, abstract troll.

I commend your efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>sage for japo troll
I everytime feel different culture.
Because you always say "sage" when you write sage in e-mail blanc.
Because we don't write anything we write sagelol
you write "I sage! I sage!". Why? Are you American?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22349
you're on the /jp/ board, it's already way too late for that.

[Anonymous No.]

お前か。

[Anonymous No.]

sage for epic faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356

I sage! I sage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356
sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356


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[Anonymous No.]

I sage! I sage! for meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356
'sage' is imported, it comes directly from japanese board software. they just borrowed the term rather than translating it. 'sage' in the email field works exactly as it does on japanese boards, it prevents the thread from being bumped by your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356

I never understood that either, but there are a lot of retards here, I'm sure you've noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YEAH SAGE

IN AMERICA

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356
It is an expression of disapproval. Of course it's a different culture, we're not the same people. It doesn't make yours better because it came first, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>お前か。
俺だ

[Anonymous No.]

I sage! I sage!
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[Anonymous No.]

>>22408
>>22356

same person

[Anonymous No.]

やらないか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>22335
>>22335
この野郎ぅうッ！！

[Anonymous No.]

>>22356

in America when you flip someone off, you also tell them to get fucked and optionally spit on them. it reinforces the point. example in next post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22340
>leech

How can one 'leech' from 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

'sage' on japanese board means "i do not want to bump this thread". 'sage' on 4chan means "fuck you I hate your thread".

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>'sage' is imported, it comes directly from >japanese board software. they just borrowed the >term rather than translating it. 'sage' in the >email field works exactly as it does on japanese >boards, it prevents the thread from being bumped >by your reply.

Yeah, untill 1999, 2ch users write "I sage this thread", but nowadays, we don't write anything for sage.
Also, there is different culture, because we always do sage in 2ch, "to hide". Japanese think this is good thing.

Maybe, American think it's good to be top and appeal, and they think to write "sage!" is insulting stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>22391
>there are a lot of retards here, I'm sure you've noticed.
like you lol

[Anonymous No.]

Why is China strong and Japan weak?

[Anonymous No.]

now that you've seen the power of a US-style saging, you are most likely pissing your pants in fear!

[Anonymous No.]

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
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[Anonymous No.]

I dare say this is a sage, good sirs.

[Anonymous No.]

(ﾉ∀`)この日本人はくそ人ですｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22431
Yes, it is used as an insult. It has nothing to do with where the thread will end up. What the fuck is your point?

[Anonymous No.]

pablo is that you? if so then gtfo!!

[Anonymous No.]

am i doin it rite

[Anonymous No.]

>やらないか？
いいのかいホイホイついてきちまって
俺はノンケでも平気で食っちまう男なんだぜ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22425
liar, i was not able to delete your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>22471

you aren't trying hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>(ﾉ∀`)この日本人はくそ人ですｗｗｗｗｗｗ
くそ人ってなんだよｗｗｗまるで英語直訳だな
what is Kusojin? lol and you shouldn't use polite word "Desu" lol
It's very funny to see those directly translated word lol

[Anonymous No.]

ALRIGHT /jp/, REPORT FOR DUTY!

WE ARE GOING TO FUTABA'S ANIME BOARD TO FUCK IT UP.

PROVIDE PROXIES AND LINK PLOX!

[Anonymous No.]

>WE ARE GOING TO FUTABA'S ANIME BOARD TO FUCK IT UP.

Futaba's anime board? lolol
Where?
もっと勉強してからいったほうがいいよｗ

[Anonymous No.]

I feel that it's importaint to always be angry on the internet. I think it helps the megabytes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22489

No, don't.

[¯3¯ !O6036ZYjzI No.]

>>22489

Wait, what? Yeah, tell you what, you just go on and get the fuck out. We'll follow right behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

2chan sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>22489

you are a failure as a human being

[Anonymous No.]

Sage for failure from Japan trolling other failures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22489

http://www.ijapan.org/red

Proxy, Go nuts.
Me? I think I'll sit right here

[Anonymous No.]

AH GAY ROO

[Anonymous No.]

>>22452
learns japanese from anime and online translators

[Anonymous No.]

USA! USA! I sage! I sage!

って感じですか？ｗ

[DazedHaruhi !DAzdhARUHI No.]

>>22487

You know, insulting other people for being shitty at Japanese is all fine and dandy--but if your English is no better than their Japanese, it makes you look quite stupid when you do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22489
you're a dumbass for believing this guy is really from japan. アホってオ・マ・エのことだっ。

[anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Alright, in all seriousness, why can none of you speak English. You do realise you're losing major commercial banks to Beijing and especially Hong Kong because the investment banking world finds it a hassle to deal with people who cant speak proper English?

[Anonymous No.]

このスレおもしれえｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22524
いや, 全然.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22498
That reminds me. I heard that getting visibly angry is the same as losing face in Japan. Is this true? It's certainly not true in anglophone countries, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22535
>why can none of you speak English.
for the same reason we can't speak japanese. they're otaku failures who can't do anything but masturbate to loli manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22543
>losing face

What does this mean? It sounds like the result of a horrible car explosion but I could be wrong. Help me understand, I'm not American.

[Anonymous No.]

でさ、もう飽きたから来ないからな
たぶん、俺が来ないくらいだから、もう誰も日本からこないよ

I'm bored. I won't come again, maybe.
I think no one in 2ch and Futaba will come.
Because some of you are so boring.
It is like old 2ch in 90's lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22558

How can we improve and become as glorious as you elevens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22577

Buy more Haruhi DVDs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22570

Embarrassing yourself in front of others

[Anonymous No.]

>why can none of you speak English.
It's very easy, it is because we don't use English nor Spanish in our daily lives.
From 0 years old to 100 years old.
Hahaha, is it difficult to understand from your culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22570
To make oneself look bad. tl;dr looking like a jackass

[Anonymous No.]

>>22535

I've worked for several Japanese companies, and I've dealt with many Japanese who can speak good English. And, generally, when they're posted in an English-speaking country, even the ones who are incompetent improve rapidly. Immersion really is the best way to learn a language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22570

Losing face, as in being shamed.

Like how a samurai would kill himself rather than lose face and live after being defeated/raped/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22577
We must be very friendly, not announce our sages and must not be boring at all, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22592

Then why do you criticize Americans for not speaking perfect Japanese? Most probably never or rarely use it in their daily lives, and unlike English, Japanese is a language that is completely useless outside a single small country in Asia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22535
the reserved nature of Japan makes people reluctant to practice their English, especially with native speakers. the OP is an obvious exception.

>>22533
Is it really so unbelievable that a person from Japan would be posting here?

[Anonymous No.]

パンツスレ！！！

[anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>22592

Yes, those of us in the western world not born into a native english speaking country *need* to learn English in order to achieve at the highest level. Especially if it is academia you want to go into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22606

Japan is blocked from 4chan ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

goddamnit /jp/ - WTF?

this thread fails so much, it's weeaboo fail in another dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22558

あらら。
そんなに残念がるなよ。いつか友達ができるって！
まずはそのツンデレなところをなおして、キモイから。

[Anonymous No.]

>>22606

I thought that Japs thought that English was "cool" and that's why it's used so often, usually with disastrous Engrish.

"I buy sausage"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22620

Now you understand why Japan hates otaku and hikikomori.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YOU, YOU NIP BASTARD, GB2/NIP-BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

なんかワラワラ集まってきて読むのめんどくせえから
そろそろ帰るよ

じゃあなクソムシどもﾉｼ

[Anonymous No.]

>>22592

So are you naturally condescending and annoying or is it just when trolling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22620
Except we're not the ones doing the failing. It's just that one faggot who thinks Japan is so great when they don't realise how everyone else thinks they're shit. A sad story, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>まずはそのツンデレなところをなおして、キモイから。
俺のデレを体験したら二度とシャバには戻ってこれないぜ

[Anonymous No.]

im american
son of bitch Japanese
Japan is a pig
do you want a rice ??
do you want a chicken????
japan is pig disgusting
Yasuo Fukuda is a murderer
fucking j.a.p.a.n

[Anonymous No.]

で、帰る前に聞きたいんだけど、
お前ら日本人抜きでこの保持し続けるつもりなの？ｗ

I have last question.
Will you keep this /jp/ without Japanese? lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>22643
I think those who are posting the nuke threads misunderstand the purpose of this board. Some people are interesting in Japan. This board isn't to shit on everything Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22663

/jp/ board was never intended for Japanese. It was meant for all the superfluous stuff that spills over into /a/ (ronery threads, figurines, hug pillow etc...)

[Anonymous No.]

How has this gone on so long without someone pointing out that the OP said he was from the rainbow board instead of the 2-D board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22558
I doubt you would understand the complexity of our meme culture. Too many references your simply wouldn't understand. Your are even farther away from understanding than the newest newfag. So go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22663
Yes, this is an English site. This board is just for all things Japanese that do not fit into the anime/manga board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22663

learn to read

[Anonymous No.]

>>22663
you are one dense prick it carries out and is ww

[Anonymous No.]

I've just got off the phone with Hu Jintao, 6 SRBMs with 5 megaton Nuclear Warheads are heading towards Japan as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?

Kuso and chikushou are too weak.

[Anonymous No.]

サウスパーク見るから、じゃあなﾉｼ

[Anonymous No.]

今来た。
とりあえず、日本人の英語が酷いのは置いとく。

アメリカ人がi'm americanとは言わないわなぁ。
アジア系と三国人と日本人の板だから、荒れる予感。

[Anonymous No.]

>>22703
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>とりあえず、日本人の英語が酷いのは置いとく。
ようやく来たか
俺、仏、独、西もちょっとずつしゃべるから、
英語そこまで勉強してないんだよ

でも、今サウスパーク見てるから
レス速度遅くなるよ。勘弁ね。

[Anonymous No.]

>>22703

Hu Jintao lurks /jp/. He's the guy that posts all the nuke threads.

[Anonymous No.]

i guarantee you no one in this thread is japanese

sage this retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>i guarantee you no one in this thread is japanese
Ah, maybe only I am Japanese.
That man who wrote "今来た" seems to write good Japanese.

But still I can distinguish he is foreigner.
Because his last sentense is very strange.

[Anonymous No.]

サウスパーク?

GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Committing INCEST is a normal way of life in JAPAN. There are NO

laws against INCEST in JAPAN. JAPAN has the highest number of

cases of babies with deformity, retardation, & illness due to incest.

Werner Syndrome, i.e., Progeria is a premature aging disease. It's

inheritary. Its cause is INCEST. Over 80% of the people with this

disease are JAPS. Consider these FACTS if you marry a Jap. You

could get kids with mental & physical problems. In other words, you

get MUTANT kids!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Right-winger Japs are Criminals, rapists, murderers

These Jap deserve to Die ! ! !

Hail and Support US, and US president

Truman's Decision ! ! ! Hail and Support Paul Tibbets dropping and

detonating Atomic bomb at Hiroshima ! ! !

exterminate all JAPenis(Japs ) subhunan scum.

ScumJAPS

LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Nanjing Massacre is the fact!
We Chinese will nuke Jap!!!!
We Chinese will Delete Jap!
We Chinese will Delete all Jap anime game manga!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22763

holy shit, #3 is QUALITY rukia

[Anonymous No.]

ﾆﾝﾆﾝﾆﾝﾆﾝﾆﾝｼﾞｬﾀｰﾄﾙｽﾞ♪だと思ってたら
あれって
♪teenage mutant Ninja turtles♪だったんだな

最近まで知らんかった

[Anonymous No.]

uh oh
the chinese nationalists have found this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

Historical facts and truths

JAPANESE COMMITTED WAR CRIMES

Historical facts and truths

Laha Massacre
Manila Massacre
Nanking Massacre
Parit Sulong Massacre
Panjiayu Massacre
Sandakan Death Marches
Alexandra Hospital massacre
Andaman Islands
Banka Island Massacre

[Anonymous No.]

>Average Japanese Man
だいたいあってる

[Anonymous No.]

>>22826
I thought it was "idol" turtles

[Anonymous No.]

南京大虐殺 日本軍残虐行為
The Japanese language edition of this film by Sarastarlight , Rape of Nanking Nanjing Massacre " is now online at youtube.

Part 1: /watch?v=hIUro3olXlY

Part 2: /watch?v=qw0GuDHdflI

Tell all your Japanese friends, the Japanese media, Japanese politicians: The Japanese language edition of the Rape of Nanking can now be seen on Youtube

[Anonymous No.]

9/10

[Anonymous No.]

台湾人，不要用这国耻的照片当封面好不好！
日本的仇会报的．中国人是记仇的！

[Anonymous No.]

WEEABOO FAIL IS OVER NOW. GTFO FAGGOT, NOBODY BELIEVES YOU'RE JAPANESE BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JAPANESE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

[Anonymous No.]

I recently figured out

You 4chan usrs write "chon chin chong" to Beijing Chinese, right?
But for us, American English sounds "chorun churan choridge chouing"

[Anonymous No.]

>>22282

guys... having sex causes you to lose your imagination... best regards from japan.........

[Anonymous No.]

Nanjing Massacre is the fact!
We Chinese will nuke Jap!!!!
We Chinese will Delete Jap!
We Chinese will Delete all Jap anime game manga!!!

[Anonymous No.]

chorun churan choridge chouing

[Anonymous No.]

>I thought it was "idol" turtles
Really

We pronounce Michelangelo "ミケランジェロ"in Japanese.
But the song was "マクェルァンジュェロオオオ".
I used to mock the American pronunciation as a joke in my classroom.

[Anonymous No.]

what is this nationalist crap
I don't think you're really chinese
and if you are you're an embarassment faggot

[Anonymous No.]

i love this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>chorun churan choridge chouing
hi American

[Anonymous No.]

>I sage! I sage!
>chorun churan choridge chouing

Meme potentials.

[Anonymous No.]

なんで日本人がここにくると住人はいつも荒れてるの？
逆に欧米人が２ちゃんやふたばにくるとこうなるのですか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>22872
Obviously your inferior Japanese minds cannot grasp the breadth of the English language's phonology. We've got all sorts of shit most languages only wish they could have. (DENTAL FRICATIVES FUCK YEAH)

[Anonymous No.]

IN AMERICA, THEY WEAR SHOES INDOORS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22934
That guy has shitty standards. She's nowhere near moe enough.

[Anonymous No.]

HEY JAPANONYMOUS,

How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22869
RAGE makes u look like a faggot, reguardless of reason.

Yes guys, the Ministry of Public Security sees you fapping to loli

[Anonymous No.]

>逆に欧米人が２ちゃんやふたばにくるとこうなるのですか？
いや、こないだバレンタインにふたば荒らしに来た奴がいたけど、
徹底無視されてたｗ　０レス
でも、日本語話せる人が来たら、同じような感じになると思うよ
”Fuck! GTFO! U.S.A! U.S.A! Chong Ching Chong!”みたいなやつはいまどき日本のネットにはいないだろうけどねｗ

[Anonymous No.]

やあ、荒れてきましたなぁ。

>>22853
sorry for Nanjing. we have apologized for Nanjing for 60 years. But your country never report it. i don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>How do you say "fuck" "cunt" and "nigger" in Japanese?
yeah, that's what I wrote just while ago.
You really write "Fuck!""Nigga!" like old 2ch in 90's.w

[Anonymous No.]

>>22916

GET OUT JAPAN!


YOU THINK WE CANNOT USE WEAPONS AGAINST YOU?

CHINA = 1.4 BILLION NATION.

JAPAN = MEASLY NATION OF 120 MILLION, HOMOSUCKERS OF USA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22957
Not the eleven, but 'fuck' is fakku and 'nigger' is nigaa. You'll note that they just stole them from our language like EVERYTHING ELSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22958
>reguardless

I sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22974
I want an Abe body pillow

[Anonymous No.]

正直、/jp/って失敗だと思う。
荒れ狂って、閉鎖と見た。

[Anonymous No.]

そうか、いまだに4chanでは中韓が来たら日本スレッドが荒れて南京大虐殺で
論争になる！ってイメージを持ってるのね

２０００年ごろの話だなあｗそんなのは

[Anonymous No.]

>>22983
0/100

[Anonymous No.]

>I want an Abe body pillow
「さん」を付けろよデコスケ野郎！

[Anonymous No.]

What's the worst native Japanese cuss then, if fuck/nigga are borrowed?

[Anonymous No.]

moot was worried about semen on figurines. instead, all the trolling and racism from /n/ has migrated here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23017
yup, /jp/ is the new /n/

moot should've known this board would be nothing but drama

[Anonymous No.]

アーーーーイ ライク チャイニーーーーズ♪
アーーーーイ ライク チャイニーーーーーズ
ゼイ カーム ジ アップ トゥ ヨ ニーーーーズ♪

みんなで歌おう

[Anonymous No.]

>>22988
Fuck, this thread is making me want to go to Japan even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22995
もともと、/jp/はこういう荒らしを/a/から連れ出せるために作られたんだか
らむしろ大成功かもしれない

[Anonymous No.]

>>22976

HAHAHAHA, APOLOGY - CORRECT EVEN...

WE ARE STRONGER NOW, DOES JAPENIS GOVERNMENT UNDERSTAND? WE ARE NOT JUST REGIONAL POWERS.

WE ARE A WORLD POWERS.

SO UNDERSTAND THAT, BECAUSE YOU WRONGED US - AND YOU THINK SO. WE WILL NEVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT THAT WE CAN (IF WE WISH) ROLL OVER YOU LIKE A LARGE CAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>やあ、荒れてきましたなぁ。

おめでとう
目的が果たせたようだな

[Anonymous No.]

Hey eleven, why is all your media pretty good (animu, mango, vidya gaems, music, and so on), but the rest of Japan is utter shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22828
>>22974
Faggot don't post the same image more than once. Pay fucking attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>おめでとう
>目的が果たせたようだな
俺じゃねえよｗ
てか、荒れようが荒れまいがどうでもいいわｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23038
ギャルル～☆

[Anonymous No.]

>>23005
日本語に書いたら失礼かもしれないけど、英語なら呼び捨ては普通だろう？

[Anonymous No.]

stfu and stop making chinese people look bad you fucking trollfag

[Anonymous No.]

英語でＯＫ

[Anonymous No.]

>日本語に書いたら失礼かもしれないけど、英語なら呼び捨ては普通だろ
う？
阿部さんにさんをつけないような奴は俺が公衆トイレに連れ込むぞ

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda want to nuke /jp/, but this brought some lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

あのさあ、日本語の話せる君に聞きたいんだけど
まじで９０年代の２ちゃんみたいな社会不適応者多くない？4chanとか/i/とか
7chanとかｗ

すっげえ異文化を感じるんだけど
ＤＱＮ多すぎだろｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23068
だから「さん」は英語じゃねーっつの
有名な欧米人を呼ぶときに「ミスター」をつけるか、普通？

[Anonymous No.]

HEY JAPANONYMOUS

What's the worst native Japanese cuss then, if fuck/nigga are borrowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23032
/a/はそんなに政治がらみで荒れないだろう。
たまに日本人が来て騒ぐくらいで。

あと、中国人のふりして日本叩いてるバカ、見え見えだからやめろ。卑怯な
感じが返って、反日増やすぞ。

主張したいことがあれば、堂々としろ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>23062
>japanese music = uberfail
What's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over THE FUCKING BLACK MAGES.
>japanese vidya = grindan + belts + zippers
Maybe the ones you play.

[Anonymous No.]

4chorun 4churan 4choridge 4chouing

[Anonymous No.]

>もともと、/jp/はこういう荒らしを/a/から連れ出せるために作られたんだ
からむしろ大成功かもしれない

あーなるほどねｗそりゃ成功だねｗ
ムートも、虹裏みたいに隠れサーバーにすればいいのに
こないだふたばに荒らしが来たときも完全に防波堤の外側で止まってたよｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>あと、中国人のふりして日本叩いてるバカ、見え見えだからやめろ
いや、それがすっげえ珍しいの
８年前くらいのイメージをいまだに持ってるんだな、とｗ
中国人・韓国人ＶＳ日本人みたいな固定観念なんだな

今は実は中国と韓国の間の仲のほうがひどいんだけどなｗ

Yeah, I surprised that lol
They still have image like "Chinese-Korean VS Japanese"
That's image of 8 years ago lol

Nowadays, it's famous that Chinese and Korean are very discorded

[Anonymous No.]

>だから「さん」は英語じゃねーっつの
>有名な欧米人を呼ぶときに「ミスター」をつけるか、普通？
ああ、そうか。君は外人だったからネタが理解できないってことかｗ
「さんをつけろよデコスケ野郎」っていうのはＡＫＩＲＡのネタだよｗ
まさか真に受けてるとは思わなかったｗごめんｗ

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the mods shit eating fags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23104
隠れサーバーでもIPを変えたりproxyを使ったりすればバンとかは通じないで
しょう。それに4chanはテキスト荒らしを大目に見ることが多いし

[Anonymous No.]

>>23148
そ　れ　は　な　い。
ざっとこの板のスレ見れば、わかるだろう。

別に煽る気もないけど。

[Anonymous No.]

I explain, the man who speaks good Japanese wrote "Abe", and I wrote "call him with "San"".
But he couldn't the inside joke.

Actually "call him with "San"" is famous phrase of AKIRA "Kanedaaaa!!""さんをつけろよデコスケ野郎！"

It takes time to understand each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23166
ああ、なるほど。こちらこそ、マジレスすまんｗ

[Anonymous No.]

サウスパークが今「Arrrrrse!!!」のネタやってんだけど、
これってＢＢＣのthe fast showのパクリだろｗ

[Anonymous No.]

he couldn't the → he couldn't understand the inside joke

[Anonymous No.]

STOP SPEAKING NIPONESE AND LEAVE YOU DIRY NIPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23076

いや、社会不適応者じゃない
実際会ったら割と普通、多分
でもここでは匿名だから何でも言っていいって感じ
つまり日本人と違ってもともと潜在DQN性質

[Anonymous No.]

よし、じゃあ、床屋いくから

じゃあなクソムシどもﾉｼ

[Anonymous No.]

>でもここでは匿名だから何でも言っていいって感じ
>つまり日本人と違ってもともと潜在DQN性質
なるほどね　これはおもしろい分析だわ

[Anonymous No.]

「Arrrrrse!!!」

[Anonymous No.]

おやすみ

…今ここに日本語がわかる人って何人いるか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>23254
潜在DQN性質とかじゃないと思うけど・・・
こんなひどいことを言ってる奴はマジで思ってるわけじゃないと思う。ただ
普通じゃ絶対言っていけないことを言うのは楽しい、とか。それになぜか
こんな荒らしもネタになってしまったｗ

[Anonymous No.]

I, for one, welcome our new Japanese overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23335
マジで言ってるじゃないだろうけど…
まぁとになく/b/
ああなる。

[Anonymous No.]

>潜在DQN性質とかじゃないと思うけど・・・
>こんなひどいことを言ってる奴はマジで思ってるわけじゃないと思う。
ただ
>普通じゃ絶対言っていけないことを言うのは楽しい、とか。それになぜ
か
>こんな荒らしもネタになってしまったｗ
そこが、９９年ごろの２ちゃんねると同じなんですよ
「何言ってもいいから汚い言葉使うぜ！」っていうのは、日本とかなり違う
。
これはかなり面白い分析だと思ったよ。生活で抱えてるストレスの違いかな
。

日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活で汚
い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも

[Anonymous No.]

>>23368
/b/ならDQNとかは納得できるｗ

>>23375 日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活で汚
い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも
へぇ、それは知らなかった。なんか日本ではいつも丁寧な言葉を使ってるか
と思ったｗ

[Anonymous No.]

俺アメリカに住んだことないけど、よく感じるんだそれを。
彼ら、言葉に罪を感じて使ってるんだよ。
普通の生活の中で「絶対使ってはいけない言葉」なんてないでしょ、日本語
には。おそらく日本社会に比べて格段にタブーの言葉が多い。

I haven't lived in USA, but I often feel that.
maybe they feel "sin" to use those words.
As you know, Japanese society doesn't have so much "taboo".Maybe, in their daily lives, they can't use those words. there are more taboo in western culture.
that's why they feel "satisfaction" to use those words on internet.
This is different culture from Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23377

Wicked and barbaric japs murdered so many Chinese civilians.

Fuck Japan.

China perhaps will absorb Japan? They can become part of Eastern Chinese Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>なんか日本ではいつも丁寧な言葉を使ってるかと思ったｗ
誰かが書いてた「潜在的ＤＱＮ性質」っていうのはそれかな
なぜかというと、その丁寧な言葉を使うことにストレスを感じる人なんて日
本人にいないからね
これはたぶん、宗教とかに関係してくるよ。なんだかんだいって、アメリカ
はキリスト教社会で、タブーいっぱいあるんだよ。
「Fuck」とか「Bitch」とか、使ってはいけない言葉がセックスに関係してるの
もそこにあると思う。

日本とか中国だと「糞shit」とか「畜生animal」とか、「汚いもの」だからね
。使ってはいけない言葉が

[Anonymous No.]

>日本だとそんなことネットでするやつは相手にされないし、普段の生活
で汚
>い言葉いっぱい使えるからね。職場でも学校でも

全然知らなかった
やっほー自分の分析がそれなりに正しいかもしれない！
二つの世界を味わうと色々と面白い発見ができる

[Anonymous No.]

なぜ「shit」とか言ってはいけないか、というと
単純。食事をしているときにそんなことを言ったら、吐きそうになって不快
になるから

「性交！」とか「売女！」はdoesn't make any senseでしょｗ　日本語だと

[Anonymous No.]

Hey nip.

Why do you Japs have so much sex all the time, with real girls nonetheless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23432
言葉だけじゃなくて、ネタもタブーだ。黒人への差別がタブーになって以来
、どんな差別でもタブーになってしまった。ま、それは悪いことじゃない
けど、その差別タブーはちょっと過度かもしれない。それに反して匿名に
なったらこうなるかも。

[Anonymous No.]

>やっほー自分の分析がそれなりに正しいかもしれない！
だと思うよ

それぞれの社会で、禁止されていることが違うから、得るストレスが違うん
でしょ。
日本の小学校ではいじめが多いけど、フランスではいじめがほとんどないか
らね

[Anonymous No.]

タブーの言葉が多いわけじゃない
レベルが違うだけだ
使ってはいけない、それはどれほどいけないこと？
日本だとそれほどきつくないそうだけどここでは友達との会話以外で使うと
結構やばい

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do you Japs have so much sex all the time, with real girls nonetheless?
That's the topic what we are talking now.
That's because porn is cencored strictly in here.

Complex, Stress, this sometimes gives power of imagination

>言葉だけじゃなくて、ネタもタブーだ。黒人への差別がタブーになって
以来、どんな差別でもタブーになってしまった
たぶん、日本でのマンガと同じように、そこが厳しく禁止されているから、
ネットで「ルールを破る」ことで快感を得ようとするんだろうね

[Anonymous No.]

なさそう*
うわ失敗したバカみたいorz

[Anonymous No.]

>>23592
Yes, but don't you think ever 'I really want to have sex'? When you see an attractive girl for example, and get a bit angry that you can't fulfill that desire?

[Anonymous No.]

>日本だとそれほどきつくないそうだけどここでは友達との会話以外で使
うと結構やばい

日本だと「いけない話」っていうのは
たとえば美少女におちんちんが生えて～とか、そういうエッチな話かな

人種差別はしてはいけないけど、それについて話してはいけない！なんて雰
囲気はないからね
そもそも普段の生活で近くに外人さんがほとんどいないから人種差別が「遠
い異世界の話」なんだよ。

[Anonymous No.]

>レベルが違うだけだ
あーたしかにそうだね

さすが、日本語話せるほどのインテリと話すとなかなか面白いなｗ
あんたたちみたいなのと、いつか知り合いたいよｗ
あんたたちが4chanなんて場所に出入りしてくれていることを本当に誇りに思
うよ

[Anonymous No.]

>Yes, but don't you think ever 'I really want to have sex'? When you see an attractive girl for >example, and get a bit angry that you can't >fulfill that desire?
Once Jun Miura said "Japanese change that desire and complex into imagination, Otaku culture is actually virgin complex power"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23668

That's an optimistic way of looking at it. I myself these days devote a lot of time to simply reading books, up to maybe 5 a week. Still, the idea of 'ronery' (lonely) always comes up in many 4chan boards. A lot of us seek not so much for sex, but for people who share our interests (anime, manga, literature and so on).

[Anonymous No.]

Anyways, ﾉｼ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23647

wakachanの東方板からきた
なんか/jp/板ができたって報告があったのできてみた
普段は4chanに来ない
知り合いになりたいのは構わないが…
MSNか？メールか？IRCか？

[Anonymous No.]

>wakachanの東方板からきた
>なんか/jp/板ができたって報告があったのできてみた
>普段は4chanに来ない
>知り合いになりたいのは構わないが…
>MSNか？メールか？IRCか？
おお、本当に？　じゃあさ、ちょっと
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi111_for/flash_gikopoi.html
ここに来てもらっていい？名前はわかチャンを英語で書いて来てくれない？

[Anonymous No.]

俺は、オタク文化って英語の名前で待ってるからね

[Anonymous No.]

>>23770
FUCKIN PABLO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23033

Shut the fuck up and get back to making our shit for Walmart.

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]who
[spoiler]are
[spoiler]you
[spoiler]quoting
[spoiler]nerd?[/spoiler]
quoting[/spoiler]
are[/spoiler]
who[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

who
are
you
quoting
quoting
are
who

[Anonymous No.]

who
are
you
quoting
you
are
who

[Anonymous No.]

[spoiler]who
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hi hiroshi btw what are you doing here sage anon

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>>23435
>barbaric japs murdered so many Chinese civilians.
that's just propaganda