Japanese Robot turns Yandere

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.muckflash.com/?p=200

"The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines. When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly. The intern was only able to escape after she had frantically phoned two senior staff members to come and temporarily de-activate Kenji."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2192805
Oh wow, i love seeing progress being made in the field from witch my wife will be born.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, i'm gonna click that link

[English Muffin !A4oRvQHaNo!!5EMM6+hRLxG No.]

Good thing it wasn't a sex robot

That could have been a sticky situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192829

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192805
>Dr. Takahashi admits that they will more than likely have to decommission Kenji permanently

Murderers! They must be stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

so, was that a malfunction or the robot acted on his own?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2192846
It had an learning algorithm that learned the wrong thing,

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Is this news real?

It sounds kinda Onionish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192849
Who are we to judge it as "wrong"?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2192862
We made him, he's supposed to play by our rules not his.

[Anonymous No.]

I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192838
This is how the world reacts to the first signs of artificial intelligence?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2192877
Yes, he'll destroy us all if we dont hug him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192805
I don't believe a slow clumsy robot could trap somebody unless they were stupid as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

The head guy sounds like he's willing to continue past this failure. Don't give up yet anon. We'll still have our waifus one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192896
We're talking about a japanese woman here.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2192896
We're talking about a woman here.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is only a minor setback. I have full faith that we will one day live side by side with, and eventually love and be loved by, robots.

I salute you, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

Failure? I call it success.

[Pew Pew !eaRYnzXIAU No.]

This reminds me of several doujins and games, I didn't think it would actually happen though.

Now, if that robot was a cute loli, I wouldn't mind at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192934
That's a funny thing to say from someone who wants it up the ass from a futa.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2193055
Females and Futas are different, real woman lack testosterone.

[Pew Pew !eaRYnzXIAU No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192805

Huh, that's interesting. Kind of reminds me that one episode of Sora o Kakeru Shoujo with the "Tomodachi" robot thing.

[Pew Pew !eaRYnzXIAU No.]

>>2193078
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[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2193112
...friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2193116

What. I'm busy trying to be god by the year 2015.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2193124
Well with the red eyes and the fire and all for a little bit there I was under the impression you were about to try and kill me.

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>>2193124
you made me read >>2193116 when I saw the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2193124

And you would have succeeded if it weren't for those meddling middle-aged salarymen

[Anonymous No.]

>The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines.

Typical cockteasing slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>2192849
It probably learned the same thing we would all learn given the exposure to females

[Anonymous No.]

I guess we need to test these robots with bodies physically unable to overpower a small Japanese woman.