/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the scoop, /jp/?

[Not_Io !/PweVAMs4s No.]

>>21909914
>>*Hard Melon

[Anonymous No.]

aya-chan is the scoop!

[Anonymous No.]

Ayayayayayaya

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari is a brap hog

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>>21909977
I want two scoops of Aya!

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>>21909914
And now they love it, the Yakumo's can abuse and beat up everybody and nobody can stop 'em. Nobody can stop 'em! They're having their way with Gensokyo! They want our spellcards! And if you're not with 'em mikos and youkai, then you will declare that you are with the Cirnoblic now. And don't tell me that I'm a weirdo 'cause I'm upset about this, and I should only go get upset about my favorite Danmaku team winning or losing. Listen, I know what tyranny means, I know the Yakumo's are putting poison in our fishe and water. I know the Yakumo's have stolen 8.5 trillion fishe. I know we're under the Barrier Act. I know they're hurting us, I know they're carrying out New Word Order, I know they staged those terror attacks. You know what it's like to gut up to this and go out every day and go past the peer pressure and come out day one and say Occult Ball Incident was an inside job and lose most of the newspaper subscriptions I had? You know what it's like to go to sleep every night knowing you work for a bunch of psychotic killers, and you bastards are probably gonna end up killing me one day?! You know what it's like knowing you've ruined my life?! You know what it's like, you sons of bitches?! I'm tired of your crap! You commit evil, you're part of an evil system, and we're standing up against you! And the Cirnoblic is going to defeat you in the end! Some of us won't make it personally through this, but a lot of us are. And in the end you are gonna be brought to justice for all the Fairies you kidnapped for Fairy Protection Service, all you FPS workers, all you corrupt mikos, all of you that've had your way with innocent fishe over and over again, who think your evil is invincible, you're not invincible and God is gonna deal with you, and you are cursed to hell!

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>>21911134
coming right up sir~

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Bots are spamming

Sanae is slutting it up again in her thread. Tempting innocent /jp/ NEETs.

We’ve gotten several newhus and a new game.

Phoneposter admitted to banevading on W- admitting to evading rangebans.

Okinashitters are officially a cult. Not even Yukarifags were this pretentious.

ZUN browses /jp/ as hinted by the slight peak at one of the newhu’s armpit through their attire. I told you /jp/. ZUN browses /jp/.

Several character creation threads in the past 5 months.

Suigintou, in the recent line of Rozen Maiden threads becoming more frequent on the board, has gotten a thread that has lasted upwards of 80 days and hit bumplimit

/jp/ has gotten several SJIS threads (3) and only one deleted because of idiot Meido.

There is now talk about the new fastest in Gensokyo, Saki and you of course, Ayaya.

Rumor spreading around the Fairy Faction that a /jp/sie was raped by Hieda Akyuu, having had a dry spell toward the end of her life- she has grown impatient in waiting and decided to take matters into her own hands, going as far as to use Eirin’s shady drugs to get what she desired.

More talk on the nature of Fairies

Some asshurt from madposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Touhou gets two new Kusoge.
More at page 11

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Suika farts in the donation box

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Poop is the scoop

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I love my wife Aya!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21916810
I want to scoop Aya's poop

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>>21916847
We have had Scoop threads for some time now. Stop being trigger happy.

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>>21916834
This is a fertile aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>21916810
scoopity poop
poopity scoop
scoop de woop

[Anonymous No.]

>>21917586
Shoop da whoop

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
PENIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRBQWYtlILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>21917586
The Miko is such a fucking ho (I love it!)

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>>21909914
Anons with taste increasingly recognize Shoot the Bullet as the best video game in the Touhou series.

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>>21909914
Female reporters are sexy for the same reasons female detectives are.

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reimu is dumb

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>>21916834
I want to impregnate aya

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>>21913137
What's up with this post? It almost looks like it could be true.

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Needs more fluffy wings

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https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4881891
Ayayan is so sexy

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>>21910897
Is Ran a braphog too?

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>>21909914
That Toyosatomimi no Miko got 2 SCOOPS of ice cream while F*to, Tojiko and Yoshika only got one.

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>>21928135
Why would you link to an image on a fucking image board

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>>21928272
Nipples and bare cunny.
Fucking lunatic.

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>>21909914
Sakuya night passed on the 16th with 9 attendees!

Talking points on the secret of immortality and what alternatives there are aside from
hourai elixir.

I also wish to propose a headcannon I will keep to myself.

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>>21928174
Ran learned from the best afterall

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>>21909914
Chantaposters have disappeared from the board, perhaps due to the lack of Ran threads or just plain shunning from /jp/ as a whole in similar aspect to Zunose and the like being universally hated due to a very vocal minority.

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>>21909914
Shou literally hasn't had a successful thread in years
Even Medicine got a thread that archived in 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>21926732
Sure, Reisen.
Your buddies on the moon think so too, considering you now live with PTSD caused by a certain incident and the countless screams of your fellow soldiers. Right, little Reisen-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Again this year, Wriggle’s gender is debated.
Is she a girl or are actual faggots in denial because she has short hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Local Anon comes to the realization that he single handedly changed /jp/.

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>>21909914
The leading effect! Anon causes an uproar!

As templates and shit posters rear their heads, some anons but a hiatus on their lurks and defended /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
In media news, we lost the creator of MMD, and Kyoani, both smoke related, but one of a fire and the other of organ failure from smoking.
Sad days those were.

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>>21909914
MC /jp/ makes a debut.

Following the flow of EAZY-E, /jp/ created variants of the entire song ‘boys n the hood’ and even created lyrics of their own, entire verses with a disstrack being made toward the end to spur things into motion, though failing as the thread archived before hitting 200 posts.

In Game news, the new games of Touhou were covered but we have a project in motion, GTA Touhou, run by a poster from /jp/. Self explanitory! Check it out on Page 5 for more information.

In Touhou news, Sumireko gains new titles! Titles such as Iori 2.0 for getting anal creampies and being a nerd in general. Her Griminore was also released recently, take a look!
Marisa makes a comment!

In theory news, nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Vocaloids?
Another Vocaloid thread is made but what’s with the hostility? NANI!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
A disgusting truth

As /jp/ posters enjoy their day, there has been a recent influx if filth plaguing the threads. Those are filthfags.
They’re a group of posters that post filthy stuff, not lewd stuff but truly filthy. Filthposters are posters that post disgusting things that fall outside of diaperfags which are also shunned along with feetfags which are relatively hated by the polulation of /jp/ in some parts.
As a result, innocent smellposters have fallen victim to being lumped with filthposters as they play feetfags. Now any poster who talks about sniffing Shizuha’s blonde hair is immediately put to rest as they are shunned for being a filthfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu Hakurei the lewd lewd lewd girl.

Following WBaWC, we got a promotional image of Reimu Hakurei, but the most popular thing was her butt, surprising considering her status as the undisputed queen of the armpit fetish in Touhou. ‘I vividly remember her Miko butt, as I enlarged the image and began to *** furiously, ****** all over my keyboard by accident. Then I went to gelbooru because danbooru was shit, and I began to look there. There was already art of Reimu there. Just from the preview images, I knew it would be a long day of shitposting about Reimu. So I fired up my Miko Miko Reimu post folder and began to make several posts a minute. It was a good day.’ - Anonymous
Even though Reimu was the armpit girl of Touhou, ZUN himself was bold and drew a shot of Reimu where her butt was visable through her clothes in outline only. I’m unsure if this made it into the final game but supposedly going on prior sources, he most likely changed it since he doesn’t take lightly to people fapping to his illustrated girls. Then again this is the same man who drew a shot of one of the newhu’s with their armpit showing slightly through their choice of wear. No sideboob for you perverts but still content for your armpit fetishists.

Reimu is a hard case. You can’t really tell what people think of her.
Some say she’s lazy, uninterested, horrible, a murder, a genocidal maniac that mercilessly kills Youkai or anything else of the sorts. Despite all this, the people saying this most likely peak at her side and fap in the bushes near the shrine as Yukari watches from directly behind them, fapping herself in her twisted mentality. Collapsing on their backs when caught, bringing them into range of being pierced by Youkai Needles, stolen from the nicest Youkai in Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

Out with the old, in with the new. DFC takes over.

/jp/sied are increasingly seeing how flatter chested hus are better than their oppai counterparts for not only being closest tocanon but also more visually appealing instead of the same blobs that hardly resemble that of the human anatomy that the girls were based on. For example, look at Patche, >>21776823 she’s so much more huggable now isn’t she? She’s even close to her canon size which isn’t a quadruple D that puts stress on her respitory system and back, now look at Miss Reisen, >>21838994 #, and even Miss Hecka >>21829098 #, heck look at Youmu! Tell me that they aren’t beautiful! Of course they can be cute and be P cups but the smaller size is fitting for most of them, boardering all of them.
Oppai is for the uncontrollable fappers whereas flatter B cups are for intellectuals that find their girls for more than just their tits or how big they are.
Heck, even the Flathu thread might outlive the Oppaihu thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929036
Finally some good news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928305
So post it on /h/ and link it here, rather than have it on another site that gets ass blasted by ad blockers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928608
Considering absolutely every single fucking touhou is female, it makes little sense that wriggle would be uniquely different in secret
She is a she because there is no precident to have her not be

[Anonymous No.]

Tugging against the will of fate - Shanghai.EXE

After being AXED by Communistcom, the developer of Shanghai.EXE was forced to abandon the project in a C&D. The only salvagable version of the game was version .502, which now is being revised. Sitting now at 13, progress is made in an attempt to pick up the pieces of shattered hopes and dreams produced by Kusocom.
Find out more on page 3. Snag a copy for yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

Latest touhou game is pulled from gamestop shelves due to anti-semetic subtitle, creator "Zun" faces charges of up to 8 years in EU prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>21929512
wrong pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Local paper girl calls it quits!

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>>21909914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o

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>>21928683
>In Game news, the new games of Touhou were covered but we have a project in motion, GTA Touhou, run by a poster from /jp/. Self explanitory! Check it out on Page 5 for more information.
I'm glad that's getting a revival, we need more old /jp/ stuff.

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>>21909914
A handfull of bird poop on your head because Aya goes no-pan all day everyday lol

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVYWAyKIWvU

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>>21929702
Now if only we can get more shitposting that kills generals

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>>21932425
Not worth it man. Maybe one day in the future I’ll help you all out.

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>>21928683
“Don’t quote me boy cause I ain’t said shit”

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Ghost threads?

In recent times, posters are having difficulty in seeing archived and deleted threads on /jp/. In a recent chain of events, it is drawn that Warosu may cease to be as resources become more costly. Now, the only way for you to know a thread is in the present. Check the catalog more often and savor your threads because when they archive, you may nevee see them again.

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>>21929512
Good thing ZUN won’t have to deal with “Zun” anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm.

[Anonymous No.]

Local Anon at it again

Local Anon talks to himself on /jp/ for a day straight

[Anonymous No.]

I want aya to scoop me up

[Anonymous No.]

Wings or no wings?

[Anonymous No.]

aya doesn't have wings you secondary faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>21951074
wings always

[Anonymous No.]

An Unexpected Discovery

This just in, it is plausible to say that Seija Kijin wears something under her dress check out the important announcement for more information

[Anonymous No.]

>>21951074
Wings, no Aya.

[Anonymous No.]

Whose context are you using?

In recent times, you may have found that the use of the English word “bitch” is being seen on the board more frequently. However, it isn’t used in the context you think it might be. Let’s start with English.

In English, “bitch” is a curse word- a taboo word, but also a word with various meanings. One translation of the word reads “female dog” surprisingly enough, but this context is used so little that it may as well not exist in the dictionary. Another context would be, if gender is unspecified, a very or extremely troublesome person. If the person is male in the context that he is being described, it means either means a wuss, a sissy, a man so weak that he is weaker than a girl, or a man that is just plainly a backstabbing snake. The most common use of this word describes a female in rude context, a description of being stuck up or unable to take a joke, or just a placeholder in normalfag slang - “Anon has hella bitches” rather than “Anon has many female companions” put simply.

However, given the definition in English, this isn’t the case in Japanese as they translate the word to “slut” which isn’t surprising but also a ‘what in Kami’s name were you thinking?’ kind of thing. Bitch or bitchy isn’t used in the same context as westerners use it and could be seen as a description rather than an insult in most cases, as seen in the successful anime, Overlord in what I believe to be the First or second episode and another anime I only saw in name ‘My girlfriend is a ShoBitch’. Even with that in mind, there exists two prominent discrepancies that cannot be ignored. Firstly you cannot learn of Japanese culture through anime, especially if you never saw it, and secondly there is no study that I have gotten my hands on or observed of this word being used in Japan as it is a word used exclusively by the west and by any learned individuals on the subject of English in Japan beyond school level through whatever means.

Given this new information, ask yourself this before replying. Is the word “bitch” in that poster’s post being used in the English or Western context, or is it being used in the Japanese context? Is he calling her a bitch or is he calling her a slut?

‘UGH! Why is Reimu such a bitch?!’

[Anonymous No.]

>>21939700
If warosu goes down I will be more upset than when sadpanda went offline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21955152
Is it back?

[Anonymous No.]

just imagine dressing up a cute /jp/sie in a frilly dress and fucking him senseless

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>>21956140
>cute /jp/sie
no such thing, everyone here is either a lanklet skeleton that looks like a school shooter or an obese sweaty neckbeard

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>>21956231
Speak for yourself fuccboi
.t /fit/

[Anonymous No.]

Hell is overflowing with bean sprouts!

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>>21957932
Suika is uneffected though

[Anonymous No.]

aya boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21964688
What about them.

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>>21909914
The news is that Aya is a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

The news is that Aya is a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>poop

[Anonymous No.]

Breaking news!

Rare English thread on Touhou ura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21966017
Holy SHIT! I NEED TO SEE THIS!
59 RIGGHT? OR ISIT 40? OH GOD I HAVENT BEEN THERE IN SO LONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>21967251
55

[Anonymous No.]

>>21951074
What

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal, what's the scoop!
Hakurei miko dodges like poop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21951074
They're fold-away wings.

[Anonymous No.]

aya cooks spaghetti!

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>>21966017
What are they like?

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>>21972742
>What are they like?
2chan. But Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Anons of /jp/ wish Hatsune Miku a happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21983208
Congratulations to Miku for her birthday and upcoming role as playable character in Smash :^)

[Anonymous No.]

yeah

[Anonymous No.]

fat birb

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is my wife and ai lov her, and she loves me back

[Anonymous No.]

>>21983208
I don't even like vocaloids all that much but thanks for reminder, Miku for one deserves to be a topic taught in music studies since vocaloid software revolutionized j-music industry and, much much more. Thanks for reminder dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
Now for local, past month summary /jp/ - Otaku Culture

-"Protests on Easy Boulevard of Broken Fairies 17a" Many human males or so they appear, are violently devastating fairies and innocent cattle and are being overly infuriated over latest incident's dankmaku fights not letting them sleep at night. Reimu Hakurei states that it's a common occurring problem to have so many things to solve and avoid, "ever since lunarians tried to steal our moon, and no one ever believes us like we would have a reason to lie while protecting everyone, that is by solving these incidents" adds Yukari Yakumo. We will let you know about any updates to this case, as anything more is known.

Following..

"Amazon forests, Baikal Bacteria cleaning it's water, Bengal and White Tigers likely to become residents of Gensokyo",
as cruelty upon them doesn't drop in the outside world, we might have to have more friends, problems and possibly incidents one after another. But that is rahter always a quick case to solve, as any incident to protect our haven -Yukari Yakumo
"Chen gets bullied and cries to mom about it" As local observers told us, bullying on /jp/ doesn't stop, and more over "is beautiful and should not stop". Ran Yakumo is rumored to have a mental breakdown from trying to do everything, and that's constantly fixing Gensokyo's Barrier, Doing all small or bigger errands for her mistress and being unable to protect her shikigami pet. Okina Matara decides to double her work as a local godess and steps in for Yakumo Yukari's servant role "I am amazed by her dedication and hard working attitude. My own subordinates are great in their own way not even I have servants this great. This fox needs a break and time for herself for even just a bit" - says Okina.

Lastly for issue's news:

-" 'chuchu threads' and their comfy aura have died forever " by anonymous as requested animal youkai.
Anons were not sure why but clearly a thread stimulator being comfy and cute the same way for many times in a row was not satisfactory to residents. Scraps of wool were found at last traces of these gatherings, Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu and Konpaku Youmu are investigating. That coves it all and now for our n poll of this month we ask readers:

Who is sexier

Aya Shameimaru
Reiuji Utsuho
Saki Kurokoma
Mystria Lorelei

Who is dumber:

Cirno
Chen
Kyouko Kasodani
A common lunarian citizen

That's all for our recent news and polls.
Sneak peak for next release:

Photo's set of disturbing case of Mystia the local food stand owner, as well as reported and submited by her:

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Above's sneak peak of a case found just before we finnished this issue's release.
Very disturbing photo of Mystia's relative left on her food stall when she's been busy preparing for daily work away from it, we don't know the culprit yet who says "I missed you so much, Mystia. REALLY MISSED YA." Mystia's response was being that bottom hurts lately as a random fact, as we; as claiming she's overworking herself.

Quote of the month:
"I have 9 tails but necockmata aint one. "
- Yakumo Ran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_TzJcBTHwQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21991269
wow fuck you aya you rickrolled me

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking shit. Pull up Gelbooru right now and spread the word!
Gelbooru is suing Google!
It's only the first day! What is this madness?

In other stories, we have anons discussing conspiracy theories pertaining to Gensokyo. Check it out.

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>>21991274
If that's Aya, then
>Who is sexier
>Aya Shameimaru
>Reiuji Utsuho
>Saki Kurokoma
>Mystria Lorelei
Is hypocritical of her.

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>>21993172
I think it's not Aya but some unknown freelanchen ranporter

[Anonymous No.]

Something Gensokyo invasion
Watatduki are demons.

[Anonymous No.]

local bird has cool theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>21909914
butts

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>>21991339
Turns out they;re suing them because they want to know who DMCA'd them and got them de-listed from Google. All they're going to do is attract attention, actual DMCAs, and probably get kicked off their host when the stuff certain people don't like gets reported. And probably lose the case to boot. At least the owner can't pretend they aren't making enough money from the site.

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>>22001559
My money is on Danbooru
To hell with them. I’m not about to go to their shitty unlisted gold account needing two tags only ridden bullshit.
Sankaku is a fucking mess but least they have a recommended system at the bottom.

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birdy

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>>21909914
boobs

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Someone needs to fuck my waifu whos down?

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22012271
liking Netorase is worse than having AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

Retards are spamming /jp/ at an amazing rate.

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>>22021718
I remember /jp/ invading /qa/ and putting it under occupation for a few days
Maybe they still hold a grudge

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Having killed warosu and being the very last thread and image seen in the archive under riajuu, Parsee gets another thread as the last one died once warosu was once again functional.

In other news, Alice just cannot catch a break. The poor girl is constantly bullied. I for one like Alice but I’m unsure what talking with her will bring.

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>>22021963
"/jp/" has never invaded anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute Aya pics!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22026428
Or post scary Aya pics!

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>>22026428
This is a news thread retard.

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Those shit onahole threads are getting out of control.
>>/jp/thread/21997427#p22003462
>>/jp/thread/21997427#p22009159
>>/jp/thread/21997427#p22028683

The new one is just a 3D JAV dumping ground >>/jp/thread/22029400

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There are more covers of U.N Owen Was Her than there are stars in the universe.

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>>21909914
the usual

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>>21909914
Someone has been bumping all the page 10 and 9 threads with random words for about a month now. I don't know if it's related to the recent thread spam but /jp/ is a hell of a lot faster due to both.

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>>22030877
all of them are shit

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>>22032798
what's the point of bumping all the threads and then bumping them all again?

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>>22034025
Only the vocal ones

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>>22032798
>>22034025
t. 3DPD idoltard cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>22036099
bumping the whole board every hour isn't going to kill any general threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>22035102
nice

[Anonymous No.]

Scoop da whoop

[Anonymous No.]

Helping Aya fund her newspaper!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22043420
I want to turn Aya into a twinkie

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>>22043420
I want to help Aya fund her newspaper, then blackmail her with pictures of said funding so she helps fund my own stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>22043515
I want Aya to turn me into a twink.

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>>21951074
Wings with pointy ears!

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So why has /jp/ been faster than usual? the day before 9/9 was insane with how fast threads ended up on page 7-9

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>>22050007
There's more throwaway threads being made. It's unfortunate that JP might end up as bad as /a/.

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>>22050007
Combination of those Cirno spammers from /bant/ or wherever, and that one guy who makes all those "otaku idol" threads having another sperg spasm. I think another /jp/ spinoff might have gone down too.

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>>22051084
Oh yeah, there's also some guy who thinks if /jp/ is fast enough, that he can bump off idol general threads. Poor retarded guy.

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>>21913137
What does anon know?

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>>22050462
You mean template threads.
Those are throwaway threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>22051294
Everything and nothing at all.
Everywhere but also nowhere at all.

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>>21913137
How does one join this Okina cult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22054550
from /bant/

[Anonymous No.]

aya needs more help!

[Anonymous No.]

aya has NO wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>22056640
Aya does as she pleases

[Anonymous No.]

>>22054693
Fuck off Cirnofag falseflagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>22043420
sorry but I donated to REimu

[Anonymous No.]

It's raining really bad and I have to go to work in an hour. Don't wanna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22060727
wet ayayaya

[Anonymous No.]

Idiot meido deletes another SJIS thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>22060727
Big healthy ayas

[Anonymous No.]

No one has talked about consumption tax increase. Nobody gives a shit and this is the thing that affects everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22065396
>consumption tax increase.
The Youkai girls have to pay more Yen for blind eye crimes now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22065387
Correct, but don't stare.

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>>22066605
Why would I not appreciate the things that will feed my children

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>>22067156
She will turn you into the laughing stock of Gensokyo in a similar fashion that Sanae is the slutbike of Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

corrugated_galvanised_iron_sheet Is apparently a tag.

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>>22069379
Aya is not a slut, watch your mouth negro

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>Aya is not a slut
>>>22069379
>...Sanae is the slutbike of Gensokyo.
>Aya
I know she came first but you’re looking real stupid right now, >>22076196.

This just in, “Local Anon Doesn’t Know How to Read”

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>>22074342
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22077138
It's a tag. On the boorus. Go put it into Dan or Gel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22065396
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>22077177
I don’t think I wanna do that anon.

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>>21937075
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Warosu is dead again.
Maintenance.

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>>21954960
Supporting context - https://nhentai.net/g/278264/
Ran-Sama.
Upon further inspection, Ran is top tier "animalhu" if there were a list, it would probably be as follows

1. Reisen Udongein Inaba
2. Ran Yakumo
3. - ... Debatable

Hopefully Ran isn't small. That would drop her from the number two spot for lack of cuddle possibility as she can stroke your hair as you lay in her warmth.

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Following another Futaba Thread, Local anon wonders if Abe-posting will become a reoccurrence on /jp/, considering the NEET population soon to grow old in a similar fashion to the Japanese and their growing problem with no signs of reproduction in sight.

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>>22092142
P R O C R E A T E

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Are Younger Youkai, Friendlier with Humans or is it just the Nature of some Youkai?

With closer inspection, it has been drawn to conclusion that the Younger Youkai are sometimes friendlier with Humans than their sometimes older peers as observed from Hata no Kokoro, a Youkai on the younger side. With this can come a classification system to describe most Youkai since it could soon be inefficient to read entire scrolls to learn about a Youkai. Instead, it would be easier to classify some Youkai by Types. Note that this is applicable to normal humans, not so called heros like Reimu Hakurei or Marisa Kirisame.
Youkai can begin their early years as one thing and end another once they’ve aged a bit. Some can be nice when young but hostile when older for example.

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We’ll use examples. With as young as Kokoro is for a Youkai, she can be issued as a Type A Youkai with the ability to show how Youkai have the capacity to be nice to humans. With being nice to humans comes performing services to them, like Kokoro and her performances or even our next subject, Mystia and her stand. Mystia is also a Youkai that is rather friendly with humans. Mystia runs a stand that doesn’t sell Chicken, or any type of bird meat. It’s her way of getting people to stop eating birds and surprisingly enough, her business is doing well, although its legitimacy can be questioned as hinted with her enchanting songs which older and more experienced professional music Youkai call “noise” and the fact that she would dim the sight of roaming humans at night on purpose for them to come to her stand, which could run her competition into the ground. It was also hinted that she may not be able to read but that’s another story. Mystia is a genius in her own right, just not a moral right... Mystia I would like to issue as a Type B Youkai as she is friendly with humans but has capacity to wrong them and is also willing to kill them without a moment to reconsider her decision as seen with her thinking she could nab a delicious meal, only to run into an incident solver during the Imperishable Night Incident. Lastly, I would like to establish a Type C Youkai, and to do so, who better than Medicine to fit the bill. Medicine is a small Youkai girl around the size of a doll, not like Shanghai or Hourai, but larger, like 8 times larger. Medicine is a Youkai that hates humans, but due to her young age, she isn’t exactly smart or experienced compared to other Youkai. You can even trick her by pretending to hate humans to earn her trust for instance. I suggest not getting involved with her. The potential outcome of association with her is not worth it. Should you encounter her, do not chase her, do not touch her, do not speak to her unless spoken to. You can look but make your way back where you came from soon after. Circle around in the forest if you have to because she is not a friendly entity. If she approaches you, be wary.
Youkai are troublesome but Medicine with her misplaced hatred and unpleasant ability makes her even more trouble. She’s inconvenient.
With that, we have established what I would like to consider the ‘Types of Young Youkai’ with A being friendly, B being somewhat friendly but you should watch your back, and C for avoid if possible.

However, as a bonus round, I would like to establish a D class for volatile Youkai like Nue who are friendly so long as you don’t provoke them, but many Youkai can be that way and B class suits them as it can be extended to a repositioned type and a rebranding to “Class” in the sense that Nice Youkai are A Class, volatile if provoked but otherwise nice Youkai are B Class, and C Class Youkai you should avoid if possible.
As a alternative, D Class Youkai, or rather Type D, are Youkai such as Kogasa where they live among normal humans like Banki and Kagerou (?) and/or are too nice for their own good and if they revealed their identities, though impossible for Kogasa, there would not be much surprise to it or they could be accepted for how nice they have been should their being be overlooked, however there will be a backlash present where people are more wary of the Youkai in their presence as they had been fooled for so long but also the newfound paranoia about who could be a Youkai in disguise which could bring upon them a Salem Witch Trials of their own, but for Youkai- the Gensokyo Youkai Trials if you will.

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This might have been quite a read but bear with me, I would like to establish two more classes, but it will be short. Type E Youkai are Youkai like little old Suika and her oni descent whose kind have not been seen for so long that notions on how to kill them is no longer known or the second situation where they haven’t shown their faces in a period of time so long that only a select few who are old enough to remember them, know them or know of their kind (Like Kasen knowing of Okina for instance). Though a goddess, Okina falls into this Type E, but also Type F. Type F Youkai are just Youkai who you cannot read. This can be applied to all Youkai but some are more understandable once you read up on them, but this won’t be feasible as there are Youkai like Yukari Yakumo who you cannot read clearly. Yukari is a “nice” Youkai, as time -usually- makes Youkai less active and more friendly to humans, however, with as nice as she is, she is not someone easily read in her intentions. She can have a nice talk with you, making you forget that she’s a Youkai, but you can never know her true intention. Type F Youkai are Youkai you can trust, but should not trust. They are two faced in some cases. They seem nice but do evil, they can show kindness but use you, and they can certainly be your friend and have life ending plans for you. Type F Youkai are Youkai that if met, you can consider your life in the palm of their hands. It matters not how nice you are to them because when you meet your end, there is a chance that they won’t bat an eye having seen a situation like yours possibly thousands of times over in their long lives. Type F Youkai are met at random and are hidden in plain sight. You will never know until it is too late.
There are weird cases like Aya who are in it for themselves for other reasons (like her articles) but that can be a characteristic of their personality or ambitions, in which case their actions towards humans can determine the type of Youkai they are.
Have a nice day /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

smol happy ayaya

[Anonymous No.]

EXTRA

-/Examples of Each Type of Youkai/-

Type A (Kind):
-Kokoro [Hata no Kokoro]

Type B (Can be volatile if provoked, can kill humans without a second thought, otherwise kind):
-Mystia (Attacks often at night when visibility is low)
-Nue (Will attack if provoked)

Type C (Avoid if possible-Hostile based on the situation):
-Medicine (Hostile to humans)
-Okuu [Utsuho Reiuji] (Can be hostile)

Type D (Walk among humans-Too nice for their own good):
-Kogasa [Kogasa Tatara] (Too Nice, hardly a Youkai)
-Banki [SekiBanki] (Walking among humans)

Type E (Unseen for centuries, Species has not been seen for so long that ways to kill them are no longer known):
-Suika (oni- it is no longer known what can kill an oni in Gensokyo- or even if records still exist on the subject)
-Okina [Okina Matara] (In the shadows for long enough to have not been known to existed in Gensokyo outside the known Sage group)

Type F (Unreadable. Nice at the surface. Can have ulterior motives but are unpredictable. It is best to be wary of them.):
-Yukari [Yakumo Yukari]

One more thing to add, this classification system can be applied in a way where so long as they are not conflicting, they are able to be combined. Yukari for example would be a Youkai that you should be wary of, but she is also kind in a sense that she is willing to talk to you. So she would be Type AF, Kind but be wary of her. With these different letters, it can be increasingly hard to keep up with each one type, but break it into threes.
First three are simply measured from nice to hostile

Second three are
-nice in presence
-be nice to that particular Youkai but watch your back
And lastly
-be wary of them

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>>22094550
kogasa cant kill or harm anyway

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In more news it is debated whether the 3DPD menace is universal.

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Momiji doesnt have a thread, but Aya does! Hahahahahaha of course the literal nobody wouldn’t be popular!

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>>22096995
I’ll give her a thread then.

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Holy shit I want to strangle PoFV aya.

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>>22094513
Thanks anon, I enjoyed reading that.

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>>22098548
Nonproblemo

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>>22097775
But why?

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>>22101805
I also want to know. Her attacks are easy to dodge so is anon just bad at the game?

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>>22096995
You liar.

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This just in!
Sanae Kochiya has the worst thread on /jp/!
https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/22104094#bottom
Not only is it off topic but it is also filled with spam that gets less and less coherent with every post made.

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This just in!
Warosu now 90% finished!
With the anticipation at an all time high, posters are anxious to know what took so long for it to return! Get ready!

NaNI?!! Another thread!? Oh. Nevermind.
Sanae Kochiya has the worst thread on /jp/!
https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/22104094#bottom
Not only is it off topic but it is also filled with spam that gets less and less coherent with every post made.

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This just in!

Warosu now 90% finished!
With the anticipation at an all time high, posters are anxious to know what took so long for it to return! Get ready!

NaNI?!! Another thread!? Oh. Nevermind.

Sanae Kochiya has the worst thread on /jp/!
>>22104094
Not only is it off topic but it is also filled with spam that gets less and less coherent with every post made.
An amazing feat only seen in the older days of /jp/ that unwanted shitposters and spinoff users call the ‘golden age of /jp/‘ which was nothing but spam and tripfaggotry!

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>>22097775
>>22101805
>>22101828
I can’t play that one anymore but didn’t it have a difficulty system like the regular games or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21928480
Hm?

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>>21909914
The reporter tengu fuck human guys.

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>>21928480
No, it's because chanta started drawining her thinn

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>>22105930
?
Wasn’t she always drawn like that?

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>>21909914
In recent news, anons are ungrateful
In foreign news, 2chan never changes. Browsing their boards is a pleasant experience when you realize that they are about as brutal if not more than the average poster on their english counterpart.

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>>22094477
>>22094513
At least tl;dr this shit Hatate, Bunbunmaru doesn't feature those huge walls of text.

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>>22112478
Are you blind >>22094550

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Jaypee booru makes an appearance after who knows how fucking long.

In other news, some anons reminisce on V1-chan and the many years of memories with her after being stuck with the shitty image renderer that is V2- lacking in many places that V1 chan excelled in, along with her patience for unfortunate anons who cannot fill 4 MB in 2 minutes flat.

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Retard has an autism spasm in a shitty thread. https://archived.moe/jp/thread/21992807/#22119023
Reasons remain unclear but is though to involve offense taken at Youmu being described in vulgar contexts. https://archived.moe/jp/thread/21992807/#22087758

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>>22116269
>some anons reminisce on V1-chan and the many years of memories with her after being stuck with the shitty image renderer that is V2- lacking in many places that V1 chan excelled in, along with her patience for unfortunate anons who cannot fill 4 MB in 2 minutes flat.
wha?

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With salty-bet being made a topic, M.U.G.E.N is now amde suspectable and a huge target for profits. Unbeknownst to /jp/, the second largest catagory alongside the Fast Food edits in the characters sections is the Touhou Project section. With apparences all over social media, it is called into question that /jp/ may be compromised by normalfaggots.

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"UFO SCARE SWEEPS GENSOKYO"

Could Aya out-schlock Jameson?

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>>22125130
R-R-R-R-Retard!

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SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

Gigantic Tengu slut

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>>22130740
>>22130745
Stop posting, Sanae.
Don’t blame Aya for your sluttish actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22130745
Fertile birb

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Breaking news: The diaperposting on /jp/ has hit an all-time high. Furthermore, the trend shows no sign of stopping. If it continues, then in 2020 we can expect half of every Touhou thread consisting of content related to diapers

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>>22131054
Hey now, Sanae wouldn't do that. They're buddies.

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>>22132781
Seriously? In your fanfiction maybe..

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At this point, who DOESN’T hate Aya for at least one thing she has done.
Being played a fool by the moonies is already one thing she’ll never live down.

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>>21909914
Too fast

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>>21909914
Genocide

Covering the recent threads, local anon decides on genocide. Cold calculated and executed.
Fed up with babysitting the board itself, Anon decides its time for a little bit of change in removing the cancer from jaypiss.
The threads have been colossal shits lately with Sanae marking her territory for having the shittiest thread in /jp/ thread history hands down and several hus defiled by filthfag posting.
Following recent events on Futaba, they are also facing an issue with a spammer on all of the new boards with one in particular saying that he would end the life of the spammer should that be his actual face.
Both 2chan and 4chan are having a rough time in these coming weeks, but 4chan may be in for a much ruder awakening in the next two months.
Guard yourself /jp/. You are no longer permitted to take it easy. Your weakness will be the death of you.

In other news, threads are getting stupider. I mean look at this shit. What the fuck is this. >>22136900
Why in the fuck is there a fairy with shinki-damn puppets on her hands?
Not only that but look at this shit
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=Coom
“I would fucking execute their asses on sight.” - Commentator would rather remain anonymous.
why the hell are there so many damn crosses lately.

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Local autist acts autistic instead of leaving /jp/.
It's not really news, but its happening right now! >>22139678

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>>22140946
No difference from
>>21913137

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>>22138182
You're just too slow

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>>22146662
Incorrect

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the jay is still suffering from drama and terrible generals still being here

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>>22151597
This is a news thread.

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>>22151597
The generals are better than this recent pointless teenbro spam.

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>>22151582
correct

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Retards are still bumping threads pointlessly over and over for who knows what reasons

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>>22154138
>>22151813

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Critical News Inbound

OYP (2020)
With recent news, OYP finds itself in a bind. With less than two months remaining, the admin puts OYP up for adoption. If nobody rises to claim it before the turn of the decade, OYP will be shut down for good.
OYP might actually be gone this time dudes.
>http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum_topics/11244
>C-can't take it easy anymore...

If you don’t care, think about it thie way. This site has images over a decade old, some of which are old enough to have been said to be pulled from 2chan imageboards.
If OYP goes, so does upwards of 10-15 years worth of Yukkuri works and lore. Yukkuri is a spawn of Touhou and is just as important.
Imagine if Pixiv and both booru went down and all of the art you collected over the years along with what you would later collect all vanished before your eyes, that’s pretty much what is happening here if nobody picke it up.

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>>22156146
How do those going down remove my backed up images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>22157067
Because you have no tags.

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>>22157320
That's not true. Even ignoring that I organize my images into folder groups, there's an inbuilt tag system in windows. I never use it but nonetheless some images have tags and I can search them. I can also use some other program to tag them if I ever needed to for some weird reason.

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>>22130740
Oral Sex with Aya: $0

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Two hours to page 8.
Something happened.

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>>22160560
a lot of idol generals probably got their bump shit like crazy lmao. they're all scummy anyway, so im not touching them with a 100 meter stick

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>>22160560
6 to page 10
What the fuck

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>>22154138
Motherfucker killed gameplay thread again. Seriously what's his deal.

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>>22162389
They don't really care about any threads on /jp/ outside of the idol ones. Nothing you can do, some dudes been spamming threads and posts of some girl for months now. It happens in spurts so it's just up to jannies and mods to do their damn jobs.

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>>21909914
nothing

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>>22163220
So you’re saying I need to monitor the fucking catalog.
Not him but that’s a waste of time

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>>22165000
You don't use the catalog to pin your favorite threads so you can see what page they're on at a glance?

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>>22167238
Im not about to hog page 10 and save your fucking threads dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>22097775
Y. Aya didn’t do anything

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>>22167562
What?

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Everywhere I go, it seems like generals are imploding. The rhythm games one is in ruins, Elona is breaking up, every non 1000+ thread waifu spam general in /vg/ is on life support. An end to generals may be in sight.

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>>22170723
It's fuckin sad, really

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>>22170723
>An end to generals may be in sight
Fucking finally.

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>>22170794
The last remnants will be 100 gatcha and idol generals. It'll probably exacerbate the hate when those are literally the only reason to have a general for a while.

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>>21909914
Party hat Aya!

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>>22094536
ₛᵤₚₑᵣ ₛₘₒₗ ₐᵧₐ

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Very few show up to congratulate 4chan on being 16 years old this year.
Check out Kasen’s thread for more at http://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/22171812#bottom

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Very few show up to congratulate 4chan on being 16 years old this year.
Check out Kasen’s thread for more at >>22171812

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>>22170723
I occasionally glance over the rhythm games one from time to time. I don't know shit about rhythm games, but it seems to be 90% yelling about trannies.

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so does she have wings or..?

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>>22179700
All rhis tranny talk is sickening.
Why can’t you just fucking kill them and move on? They contribute nothing to society to begin with.

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>>22179700
They got killed by some forum drama invasion somehow.

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>>22130745
Aya's belly is made for carrying human children

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>>22191001
Yes!

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>>21909914
/jp/ slowed down and things have never been more pleasant