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What does the text saying?

>> No.2186840

"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

>> No.2186841
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What does the text saying?

>> No.2186846

>>2186838
meant to put "is"

>> No.2186847

clitdick

>> No.2186849
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Oh god that tail

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>>2186847

PLUNGING INTO YOUR SENSITIVE INNARDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN

UNTIL IT EXPLODES WITH HOT SEMEN

>> No.2186857

>>2186849
furry spotted

>> No.2186875
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How could anyone say no to that tail? Its cuteness is a miracle of the universe, truly the only one tail worthy of the Great and Wise Hakutaku.

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>>2186853

During the full moon

>> No.2186892

I want Keine to shower me with her wisdom

>> No.2186896

>>2186889

Boing Boing

>> No.2186903
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....

.... "Knew I shoulda jammed some Hourai Elixir down her throat."

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>>2186892

I don't know... are you sure?
Looks from the pic like being showered with wisdom will just make you end up very confused and none the wiser.

>> No.2186929
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That, and there might be... consequences.
Although I'm not sure how that'd work, with there being no male gonads involved and all...

>> No.2186932

>>2186929

INTERNAL TESTES, MOTHERFUCKER.

Do you understand them?

(expert_on_futanari(HAS_SAMPLED_OVER_9000_SHEDICKS)

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>>2186932

Was just wondering about that. Where do they fit them, somewhere around the ovaries or somewhere lower in the pelvis?
Got to be somewhere they can move around to get the right temperature.

Or perhaps (and that'd explain a lot) they are constantly at the wrong temperature and by default don't produce a single non-mutated sperm. Very convenient.

>> No.2186947

>>2186932

Futa with balls < futa w/o. Futacocks do not require testes. They are magical conduits to the girlsperm dimension.

Also, I'd make Touhou kids with Keine, if you know what I mean.

>> No.2186963

>>2186947

>They are magical conduits to the girlsperm dimension.

Goddamn you, Doug Winger.

God DAMN you.

YOU WIN AGAIN.

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>>2186963

That'd explain a bit, though, but it doesn't actually explain how the stuff comes out. Either the urethra moves out of the general vulva region and into he clit when the rest of it changes shape, or a new one mysteriously opens up somewhere it's rather unwelcome. Having two urethras got to be pretty confusing.

And somewhere in that train of thought I realised I was trying to make sense of porn with mythological multi-eyed lioncows.
I think I need an ale. I know I need an ale.

>> No.2186992

>>2186977

I remember seeing this pic in which a futa was urinating from both her sexes.

>> No.2187002

>>2186947
>Futa with balls < futa w/o.
The only reason to prefer them without balls is to feel less gay. Enjoy your insecurities, bro.

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>>2186992

You learn something new every day.

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Someone knows their secret.

>> No.2187012

>>2187002

Shouldn't you be trolling /d/ with the "hurrr dickgirls are gay" shit, bro?

>> No.2187021

>>2187011

kaguya's face, first panel

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>>2187021
trollface.jpg

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>>2187038

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>>2187002

Mythological super-intelligent multi-eyed lioncows.
There's your answer.

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>> No.2187121
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No ale to be found. Need something sweet.

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Keine likely tastes like bamboo dust and eraser shavings, with all the time she spends in the study. Or possibly like old dry blood with all the students she's headbashed into submission.
EX-Keine however tastes like chili-liqourice chocolate.

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Mokou probably just tastes like ash.

>> No.2187163

>>2187160

Smokers have their own flavor, and it tastes like tobacco.


Super sexy if you're a smoker too. I find that non-smokers hate it, for some reason.

>> No.2187175

>>2187163
Maybe because it smells like tobacco.

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>>2187163

You're right. As a non-smoker, I can't tell.

If we were talking about the hypothetical tastes of Suika or Yuugi, that'd be different.

>> No.2187183

>>2187181

Cigarette smoking turns Keine on, apparently.

Or she just has a general liking for smokers. She never seems to get on Mokou's case about it.

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>>2187160
>>2187163
>>2187175
>>2187181
>>2187183

Mokou has the scent of charred flesh, not tobacco.

It's still not very appealing.

>> No.2187203

>>2186947
Is that like punches from the punch dimension?

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>>2187199

We're talking about her mouth taste. Given how cig smoke clings to your body and clothing, I should think there would be a lingering odor of tobacco around her too. She's a fairly frequent smoker.

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>>2187183
>>2187199

Keine and Mokou alike were around when opium was the smoke of choice in Japan, so neither of them probably think of tobacco with any significance.

Besides, as an artist, got to say the image of a woman smoking in your bed is *very* alluring.

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>>2187204

Her mouth wouldn't taste like anything.

The inside of her body is in stasis of immortality, nothing can stain it.

She'll never have bad breath.

>> No.2187226

>>2187217

Sorry brah, but microbes cause bad breath, and if her interior is in stasis then so are the microorganisms that reside within her. Tobacco smoke clings like you wouldn't believe, too.

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>>2187226

Those organisms would be repelled if they're unnatural to her, and if those are the ones that where Hourai Elixir'd with her when she drank it, then they'd be unstainable too.

>> No.2187253

>>2187247

These microbes live in synchronous harmony with the body, and are encouraged to grow there, if anything.

>> No.2187254

>>2187247
>>microbes, small organisms in general
>>unnatural
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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>>2187254

>> No.2187260

>>2187257
THEY CAN'T BE UNNATURAL! They have existed forever in humans!

>> No.2187263

>>2187260

Yes, but Mr. SCIENCE over there seems to believe that immortality includes NOT HAVING MICROORGANISMS THAT EXIST IN PERFECT HARMONY WITH ONE'S BODY ಠ_ಠ

Ffffffuuuucking /jp/.

>> No.2187265

>>2187263
That's what I was meaning.
>>Those organisms would be repelled if they're unnatural
>>unnatural
>>UNNATURAL

>> No.2187272

>>2187253
>>2187254
>>2187257
>>2187260
>>2187263
>>2187265

God damn, the ones inside of her are Hourai'd and are unstainable.

>> No.2187276 [DELETED] 

>>2187272
Settled.

>> No.2187285

>>2187272

excuse me? What does that even mean? They're 'unstainable'? Did you mean unsustainable or something?

>> No.2187286

>>2187272
What happens when an immortal bacteria undergoes cell division? Does it?

>> No.2187288

>>2187286
yes because exact copy etc.

>> No.2187289

>>2187286
More immortal bacteria.

>> No.2187292

>>2187289

Great, now we have a plague that cannot be stopped.

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>>2187285

"Cannot be stained".
Any new chemicals (i.e. tobacco) will be purged by the nature of the Hourai Elixir.

>>2187286

Nope.

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What the hell happaned to my thread?

>> No.2187299

>>2187293

>any new chemicals (i.e. tobacco) will be purged by the nature of the Hourai Elixir.

So the nicotine doesn't affect her?

Interesting.

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2187300

Who cares about the text.

>> No.2187307

>>2187292
Thankfully, immortality is not real yet.

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>>2187299

No, drugs do not affect them.

In that vein, they cannot be poisoned either.

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