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21825054 No.21825054 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hus would make objectively good moms?

>> No.21825066

>>21825054
Hecatia because she canonically has big tits
Not junko because she already had a kid and it died

>> No.21825108

>>21825054
Pls mommy don't drink beer or it'll dry out your eggs!

>> No.21825146
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Byakuren

>> No.21825495

If I remember, two of Okina’s gods (that she is an amalgam of) are gods of mothers. Being the god of the kitchen, the household and birth probably leans to her being the ultimate mom. And she has 180 kids apparently.

>> No.21825504 [DELETED] 

>>21825495
what a slut

>> No.21825518

>>21825504
What if they all came from the same father, or even more likely it's like how Gods are born, like throwing magatama into the sea or washing filth from her bodies, in other words no partner or sexual activity involved.

>> No.21825539
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I want to drink form moonmom's saggers!

>> No.21825682
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Waggy would probably be a nice mom.

>> No.21825781

>>21825518
virgin okina virgin okina loser loser loser

>> No.21825949

>>21825781
90% 2hus are pure virgin

>> No.21826001
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>>21825781
But her temples got banned because they had too much sex, how is this possible?

>> No.21826632
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alice would probably be a great mom, marisa not so much tho

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>>21826632
She reared her well

>> No.21826810
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21826810

Sakuya.
She already has a lot of experience as babysitter.

>> No.21827373

>>21826810
Sakuya is just a lolicon

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>>21827373
Lies!

>> No.21836245

>>21830535
Truth!

>> No.21836272

>>21827373
Lolicons make the best mothers.

>> No.21837493
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21837493

Keine is so good with children.

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>>21837493
God I wish I were Mokou here

>> No.21843138

>>21842725
Me too...

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21848261

Chen is lucky to have such a great mother and grandmother.

>> No.21851624

My Ran-sama is a perfection for me in all and any way put, Regarding OP's question, objectively Reisen or Sakuya would make great mommies, since both of them are responsible and have good sense of judgement. With their well balanced personalities (not being overly serious or silly depending on who they talk with). As well they would love and protect their children with utmost care and foresight, so they wouldn't take a wrong path or go somewhere leading to their harm.

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>> No.21856371

>>21825054
Ill answer after impregnating them all.

>> No.21862190
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>>21852062
Only if you want an overprotective mom

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>>21825054

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>>21862190
But I do. I want her to micromanage my day and fuss over me.

>> No.21863237

>>21862219
I think it'd get pretty boring to not be able to do anything without Junko's permission

>> No.21863276
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>>21863237
She'd still let you do entertaining things if you asked her permission though.

>> No.21863650

>>21863276
What is there even to do in Junko's residence?

>> No.21863929
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>>21863650
Play video games. Watch tv. Help out Junko with the household chores. Get bullied by Clownpiece-oneechan.

>> No.21864006

>going to the human village with Junkomama
>she points a fully charged spell card at everyone you talk to just in case they decide to try to murk you

>> No.21864164

yuugi

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>>21837493
>>21842725
She wouldn't be the funnest mom, but she'd raise her kids right, no question's asked. Objectively excellent wife too!

>> No.21864493
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>>21863929
Knowing Junko all of those games and tv shows would be overwhelmingly "family friendly" to the point where you'd be better off just staying outside

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>>21864177
I'd still rather have Eirin as my mom and Keine as my teacher.

>> No.21866617

>>21865766
If Eirin was my Mom could I be a NEET and be best NEETfriends with Kaguya (and eventually lovers!)

>> No.21866773
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21866777

I want to raise children with Kogasa!

>> No.21866794

Just imagining someone with a mom like Eirin or Junko makes me jealous as fuck. They'd probably be pretty quick to beat your ass but they'd never do it without provocation and they'd always love you and try their best for you.

>> No.21867158

>>21866794
i too wish my mom loved me

>> No.21867224

Would Keiki be a good mother?

>> No.21868339
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>>21864493
She'd watch you like a hawk when you're outside too. And if she's busy with chores, she wouldn't let you go outside alone.

>> No.21868626
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>>21868339
If you hurt yourself what would she do? Would she hate herself?

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>>21868626
She'd rush you to Eirin unless Heca was around to calm her down and explain to her that it's just a scratch that only needs a band-aid. Afterwards she'd carry you around for a week straight and wouldn't let you out of her sight for even a minute.

>> No.21869454

>>21868714
Being carried around for a week sounds like a hassle when it'd be simpler to just keep you in bed

>> No.21869606
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>>21869454
She can't exactly clean up the house from your room or cook in there. She'll get one of those carriers so you can rest your head on her chest and she gets her hands free.

>> No.21869962

>>21825682
I would make Waggy a mommy.

>> No.21870009
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>>21869606
Cooking like that sounds dangerous since if some water managed to get on the hot cooking oil, you could have some oil splattered right on you

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>>21870009
She'll just have to make food that doesn't require frying that week.

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>>21870176
A much simpler solution would probably be to just have you sit on a chair while the food is being prepped.

>> No.21870373

>>21867224
She’s nanny of the humans so yeah.

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>>21870009
I want to splatter Junko with my oil, if you know what I mean

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>>21870352
To be honest, it would make more sense for her to do that when preparing food.

>> No.21870773

>>21867224
She lets her kids play with creepy dolls!

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>>21870475
To be fair, I feel like I'd be obliged to make some food for Junko to repay her for her generosity. Maybe every weekend to let her rest.

>> No.21876032

Shitko is not a mom. She's a used goods cuckhu.

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