Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:10:16 2019 No.21806254 [Reply] [Original]

Cold, cold heart

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:11:09 2019 No.21806259 File: 366 KB, 956x537, 74271800_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PRAISE THE DEMONS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:12:17 2019 No.21806267 What’s the tallest mge species on average?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:15:33 2019 No.21806287 Protect the shorties

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:18:37 2019 No.21806306 Nothing better than cumming in an alp and creating true monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:19:41 2019 No.21806310 File: 213 KB, 685x516, beastbday-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whos hyped for EVO? Wish i was good i fighters so my waifu can support me when i play

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:21:42 2019 No.21806323 >>21806267 Lamia if we count all their body. Dragons in dragon form. Without cheating the amazon I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:22:07 2019 No.21806325 File: 381 KB, 893x1445, ad4f9834ed068c82b8941a8b0d44c74a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hug posting hours

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:29:42 2019 No.21806379 [DELETED]

To be honest, I can understand the nervousness that many guys experience in this day and age, but I don't see any need to put real females down. Not because it will damage their feelings, but because it would solidify a stigma that monster girl fans are just seething coping incels. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that fans should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the ordinary cannot supply.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:32:44 2019 No.21806402 File: 988 KB, 1600x1589, 1563124876291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:33:02 2019 No.21806404 File: 73 KB, 509x573, 74721824_p48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806379 Go away, Lenny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:33:38 2019 No.21806406 >>21806404 If she isn't a wurm then what is she?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:35:05 2019 No.21806414 File: 345 KB, 500x750, manticore40.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the best way to turn a confident, domineering manticore into an ahegaoing mess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:35:38 2019 No.21806418 >>21806406 She's Not A Wurm, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:36:26 2019 No.21806421 >>21806414 Take the Misato route, and fuck her continuously for a whole week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:36:44 2019 No.21806423 >>21806414 Going shoulder deep into her tailpussy while you go shoulder deep into her normal pussy while going balls deep into her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:37:27 2019 No.21806426 >>21806414 Fist the tail while thrusting a dildo up her ass while you mating press and kiss her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:39:38 2019 No.21806437 >>21806423 >Going shoulder deep into her tailpussy Why have I never thought of this before? I definitely need to see this now. Very good plan of attack though. I like this option the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:42:19 2019 No.21806446 >>21806414 You don't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:50:21 2019 No.21806477 How does japan feel about alps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:50:41 2019 No.21806480 File: 419 KB, 925x1221, __inubashiri_momiji_touhou_drawn_by_yogiri_dosumefd5__ee44f1102b1b25ee2e2d9a2f611d433d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just quit my job so you guys better get use to me being around here more

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:52:12 2019 No.21806490 >>21806480 NEET posting is comfy. Lots of time to think about mgs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:54:32 2019 No.21806500 >>21806477 The tale of genji is Japan's don Quixote In one part of it a girl rejects the MC's advances so he then decides to seduce her younger brother , to get back at her I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:03:08 2019 No.21806533 I want a dom maid to shake me by the shoulders and tell me how to function. Or maybe just a wifeslime to run away with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:07:12 2019 No.21806556 >>21806500 Murasaki was a lewd girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:09:56 2019 No.21806567 Alps are starting to appeal to me more. Help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:10:09 2019 No.21806571 Orange slime girls are the best!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:15:01 2019 No.21806594 >>21806571 Do they smell like orange soda?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:18:36 2019 No.21806612 >>21806594 It differs depending on who's interacting with her. You might smell orange soda, but someone else might smell chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:24:00 2019 No.21806634 File: 1.53 MB, 2448x3264, JJcEoTpw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:28:23 2019 No.21806649 >>21806634 Ms. Spider! Kidnapping and/or hostage taking is a federal felony!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:28:27 2019 No.21806652 File: 155 KB, 1200x1125, 1564784907942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806567

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:31:30 2019 No.21806661 >>21806634 Fuck Spiders. Fuck em hard in the cunny!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:35:23 2019 No.21806682 File: 711 KB, 3200x3000, 1564785323825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806567 >help Here, use this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:35:40 2019 No.21806684 >>21806652 Gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:36:54 2019 No.21806690 >>21806567 Remember its not gay if its with a 100% human female body which alps have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:37:09 2019 No.21806692 File: 112 KB, 1211x1392, EA-5WqNW4AEipvk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:37:59 2019 No.21806699 >>21806690 I mean just female as technically mamano arent human, but they are female.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:38:08 2019 No.21806702 File: 166 KB, 807x700, 1564785488436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806652 >>21806682 Shoo, get out of here you Alps!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:38:51 2019 No.21806705 File: 162 KB, 385x385, JPEG_20190802_001351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New commission from GreenMarine. Super happy with how it came out! http://imgur.com/a/tEoSgar

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:40:15 2019 No.21806711 Big haughty vampire mistresses! Who really care about their cute little servant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:40:15 2019 No.21806712 >>21806652 >>21806682 Thanks, I'm cured of that sudden strange attraction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:40:34 2019 No.21806715 File: 194 KB, 700x600, DsZUNtIJ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806702 >get out of here you Alps! But why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:41:07 2019 No.21806717 >>21806702 I'll clear them out of here and into my room

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:41:45 2019 No.21806720 >>21806705 Pound the CC Wendi

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:42:19 2019 No.21806722 I do not recognise the bodies in the water. Unless it's a Lava Golem, Ignis and Hellhound boiling away the water to see what's on the lakebed, in which case I'm okay with recognising them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:42:48 2019 No.21806723 >>21806702 I want to kiss that cute bitches face before fucking her cute little cunt and molesting her chest as her tits grow into a nice pair of E cups

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:42:51 2019 No.21806724 File: 9 KB, 231x214, 1564095112035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Alpfags samefagging

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:45:16 2019 No.21806735 File: 25 KB, 412x286, 74721824_p46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806724 >every post that doesn't agree with me is made by the same person

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:46:11 2019 No.21806741 >>21806702 Alps are near the bottom of the list for me, but I'm so fucking horny and desperate for love that I wouldn't reject one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:46:26 2019 No.21806744 >>21806715 Fuck, that one is actually cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:47:38 2019 No.21806751 I signed up for an apprenticeship with a Lich. I thought that the uniform being just a speedo is something I'd just have to get used to, but all she makes me do is pose for her from time to time and make her coffee. Can I file a complaint somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:48:18 2019 No.21806755 >>21806702 Someone needs to be a bro and color this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:49:42 2019 No.21806762 >>21806755 >Fat Alp badonkadonk, now in color!

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>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:50:32 2019 No.21806767 Do monsters know that no means no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:51:28 2019 No.21806772 File: 457 KB, 1057x1500, 064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/1455633/41d881e743/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:52:19 2019 No.21806778 >>21806767 Of course they do. They just don't care if you say yes or no. Fuck time is fuck time, and nothing's gonna stop it from happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:52:39 2019 No.21806779 >>21806767 Only if you show it to her you really don't want it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:53:48 2019 No.21806788 >>21806705 GreenMarine's style is perfect for your wife, good stuff Wendi guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:54:36 2019 No.21806795 >>21806722 Did anybody remember to milk the clowns?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:55:07 2019 No.21806799 File: 1.40 MB, 1782x1800, 1564705935477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Fluffy Manes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:55:48 2019 No.21806803 File: 366 KB, 1040x1208, 041d86d011025418584d90b5ccf1fc5973aef42f4b4f53be05173b7f32c4d2c5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806722 >I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:56:57 2019 No.21806810 File: 110 KB, 850x812, Powerful Manticore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806767 Your resistance only makes them wetter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:57:17 2019 No.21806811 >>21806772 Dont like the sequel

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 18:59:11 2019 No.21806816 I wanna hug slimes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:01:03 2019 No.21806823 >>21806705 Big wendis sure look strong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:02:23 2019 No.21806828 >>21806816 What about orange slime? She acts like a dog when horny and she smells like orange soda. Also, just touching her is enough to induce euphoria in you, and it gets stronger the more you hold on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:02:59 2019 No.21806831 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1564067349934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >like Baphos, Lims, Ratas, Manticores and Kitsunes >not a power slut tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:04:03 2019 No.21806834 File: 299 KB, 1200x600, pGEi6gza_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806816

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:04:27 2019 No.21806836 >>21806490 >comfy More like depressing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:04:45 2019 No.21806837 >>21806799 I'm in love with the lion friend, she's just too hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:05:20 2019 No.21806838 >>21806735 There is only me and you here

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:06:06 2019 No.21806843 >>21806834 Cheap bastard. At least buy me a new MG game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:06:22 2019 No.21806845 >>21806722 >>21806803 User CRV is not within acceptable limits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:07:41 2019 No.21806848 File: 1.51 MB, 3041x2723, XBPWlZRb_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where were you when the panda came back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:08:06 2019 No.21806850 >>21806848 Work

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:08:39 2019 No.21806852 I love me some fluff spiders

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:08:59 2019 No.21806853 >>21806828 999 is for pure not lewd

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:09:50 2019 No.21806855 File: 737 KB, 575x1799, 1532288697350.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806838

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:11:01 2019 No.21806863 >>21806834 >the lower mass face Shogs are too cute and should be relentlessly spoiled

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:12:31 2019 No.21806868 >>21806855 Doesnt it sometimes freak you out when you realize that there is another living breathing human on the other side responding to you.?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:13:40 2019 No.21806874 Do you ever wonder why you chose the waifu you chose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:13:53 2019 No.21806877 >>21806848 Having sex. I only noticed because someone @'d an entire discord I'm in for...questionable artists and my natural instinct when my phone makes a noise is to grab my dopamine dealer and see why it's crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:18:01 2019 No.21806890 File: 119 KB, 641x728, tumblr_pcmuswg4sF1spm57oo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:18:42 2019 No.21806892 >>21806874 Not really she’s sexy and cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:20:00 2019 No.21806897 >>21806874 I'm guessing it's because I'm kinda fucked up in the head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:21:37 2019 No.21806903 File: 562 KB, 3218x2901, 1564724846413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806874 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:22:29 2019 No.21806909 >>21806874 I wonder why she would choose me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:23:50 2019 No.21806914 >>21806874 >chose

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:25:44 2019 No.21806924 >>21806874 I love slimes, and I love maids. Everything just sort of clicked, whereas before I just really liked this or that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:27:32 2019 No.21806929 I bet it would be hard for a regular slime to be a maid

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:29:54 2019 No.21806940 >>21806874 I thought we would share the same interests and she really grew on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:30:14 2019 No.21806942 File: 980 KB, 1600x1200, 1552017073947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806929 But can they be housewives?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:32:42 2019 No.21806952 >>21806942 With a Hellhound, the heating bills are down. Also, I rarely have to use the gas stove to cook anymore. Her abs will do the job better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:35:13 2019 No.21806965 >>21806929 As long as they tried their best I would appreciate them all the same.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:37:32 2019 No.21806973

>>21806874
No. I grew up helping out my grand parents as often as I could on a dairy that over time slowly died which lead to it converting to a crop farm for corn then a commercial farm for basedbeans all while they kept and cared for the holsts(the cows not the mamano) they still had till they slowly died off because while my grandpa would cuss at them when they didn't get into the barn fast enough and how he'd crack them on the head when they were young to teach them to not steal the other calves milk he cried when it was time to slaughter and from the day they were born till the day they died they weren't pets they were family members and caring for them wasn't a chore it was a joy.
I was cornered into waifuing holsts since day one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:37:57 2019 No.21806976 >>21806837 She's the leader of the bunch, you know her well!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:38:03 2019 No.21806977 >>21806929 I'm sure after her shift she would need my help to get debris out of her slime

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:38:13 2019 No.21806979 File: 1.17 MB, 953x1100, 1561319527819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806831 Ratas are extremely powerful!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:38:17 2019 No.21806981 File: 199 KB, 1131x1600, Kobold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:41:46 2019 No.21806994 >>21806979 Rata-chan! Messenger of the Gods!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:42:38 2019 No.21806996 >>21806929 Orange slimes are better!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:44:10 2019 No.21807001 >>21806996 >Genki Orange Slime who describes her flavor as: 'Outrageous Orange™'

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:44:16 2019 No.21807002 >>21806874 I don't have a specific waifu, but I understand why I like all the mamono species I really like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:45:20 2019 No.21807006 >>21806996 Parasite slimes are better!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:45:39 2019 No.21807008 >>21807001 She likes to tickle you! She's cute! And funny!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:46:54 2019 No.21807014 >>21807006 Orange parasite slimes are even better!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:48:13 2019 No.21807018 >>21807014 I won't disagree!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:56:03 2019 No.21807049 File: 85 KB, 735x567, 1564790163005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806259

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 19:58:11 2019 No.21807059 File: 102 KB, 1200x675, LTE4XLnh_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806996 *purple

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:00:56 2019 No.21807074 >>21807049 I want a demon to call my handwriting "cute". And to watch her read a list of my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:01:07 2019 No.21807076 I want a rainbow slime

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:03:47 2019 No.21807087 File: 27 KB, 640x480, 1215132708303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807076 >rainbow

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:04:52 2019 No.21807093 >>21806259 Do devils count?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:07:51 2019 No.21807102 >>21807093 the devil is in the details

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:08:21 2019 No.21807104 >>21807076 found the alp

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:12:27 2019 No.21807112 >>21807087 >>21807104 Whats wrong with having a slime that changes color randomly or based on the day/weather or emotions

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:13:38 2019 No.21807113 >>21806705 Your waifu is super stylish for a feral coat lady.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:19:24 2019 No.21807130 >>21806890 I want to see an octopus girl serving takoyaki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:20:27 2019 No.21807141 >>21807049 What would happen if you suddenly came up with your own contract and she had to sign it first?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:20:47 2019 No.21807143 >>21806751 Ask for to do extra services.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:26:56 2019 No.21807171 >>21807143 like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:27:09 2019 No.21807173 File: 276 KB, 1680x1667, EA1PF3BXYAApOCa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:30:30 2019 No.21807187 >>21807171 What she wants you to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:32:23 2019 No.21807196 >>21807173 I wonder what kind of games a Titania would enjoy playing. Definitely comfy things like Harvest Moon and cutesy RPGs that aren't too violent, maybe some Mario Kart for multiplayer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:33:09 2019 No.21807202 File: 187 KB, 480x440, 1564792389685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807130

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:34:21 2019 No.21807209 >>21807202 One pus killed another and cooked it for her love. I wonder if pus-girls bully squids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:34:29 2019 No.21807210 >>21807196 Are you implying a Titania can't do sick air juggles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:36:49 2019 No.21807225 File: 4 KB, 121x86, Scylla4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807209 Take a look at her tentacles. She didn't get the takoyaki from another scylla.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:37:06 2019 No.21807227 What if I accidentally Bees? What if Bees could live in any hollow area? What if Bees were secret agents? What if you and Bees had highly different taste in music?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:37:59 2019 No.21807230 >>21807225 How busy am I today that I missed that? I still want to see them bully squids. >>21807227 I'm worried about bees. They say bees die around those 5G towers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:39:04 2019 No.21807235 >>21807102 Can I be in the devil's details?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:39:19 2019 No.21807237 >>21807230 What if Bees had fetishes?

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:40:46 2019 No.21807240

>>21807210
I'd think they'd get put off by the blood, guns and protagonist-impaling in most character action games, but maybe there's some gap moe in them being puffy-cheek miffed you think they're so childish. Or maybe Titanias are just real Tekken fiends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:42:00 2019 No.21807244 >>21807237 She wants to peg you with the stinger? Fudge, I'm starting to think like /jp/ now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:42:15 2019 No.21807246 >>21807240 >Your Titanee will never be a master of street fighter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:43:20 2019 No.21807254 >>21807244 >she quotes bee movie while hammering your prostate

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:44:35 2019 No.21807261 >>21807254 >>21807244 NOPE

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:46:27 2019 No.21807269 >>21807246 >gives a wide, closed eye smile and a peace sign every time she perfects you >she perfects you a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:48:21 2019 No.21807274 What if bees wrote a travelogue? What if the travelogue was just bees? What if you eloped with bees? What if you served refreshments to bees? What if someone mentions bees? What if bees formed a religion? What if that religion involved clockwork bees?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:50:36 2019 No.21807287 >>21807187 Pose for her and make her coffee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:51:20 2019 No.21807290 >>21807269 Cutest Waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:55:49 2019 No.21807307 File: 677 KB, 977x1200, Gremlin0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you build with a gremlin?

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 20:57:03 2019 No.21807313

>>21807274
What if bees were called cees?
What if they were yellow and black instead of black and yellow?
What if their stingers actually were little tickle feathers, the kind you put on a stick to play with a kitty cat?
What if bees worked construction and flew construction materials up to help in building skyscrapers?
What if bees invaded the vatican and killed all the pedos, then revitalized Christianity with honey flavored communion wafers?
What if bees played basketball, but were allowed to fly?
What if bees played hockey, but used their stingers augmented with the end of a hockey stick?
What if bee racing was as popular as NASCAR?
What if the next Call of Duty game was Modern Beefare: Death to Thots 7?
What if the starship Enterprises was crewed by bees?
What if all bees were jedis?
And what if you mixed the DNA of a bee with a frog?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:01:07 2019 No.21807329 >>21807307 suicide booth

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:02:09 2019 No.21807334 File: 308 KB, 1375x2143, d7139d2ca6459f903d638ac97fa90073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:04:03 2019 No.21807339 >>21807334 I suddenly have this urge to cum deep inside her golden folds

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:05:26 2019 No.21807343 >>21807334 One of my waifus has a womb tattoo It's not the one you'd think

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:12:08 2019 No.21807363 File: 333 KB, 1000x1288, Cc9gMAW8_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807329 Delete this.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:12:59 2019 No.21807365
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She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money
She gets it on like the easter bunny
She's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:14:19 2019 No.21807370 >>21807363 its really just a room with shikibus in it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:15:35 2019 No.21807377 >>21807363 If I had a shortstack Gremlin that had massive tits, I'd breed her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:18:14 2019 No.21807387 File: 202 KB, 891x578, CM9emKbj_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807370 Shiki's work is racist propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:18:25 2019 No.21807388 >>21807365 Cowgirl!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:25:29 2019 No.21807427 >>21807307 A family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:30:42 2019 No.21807464 File: 569 KB, 894x1400, 65282404_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"snake" bondage Danbooru pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:31:12 2019 No.21807468 File: 1.33 MB, 1600x1200, 1552007842501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807274 >>21807313

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:33:25 2019 No.21807481 >>21807427 automaton kids are nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:37:35 2019 No.21807505 >>21807464 Slippery snake

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:40:07 2019 No.21807517 File: 675 KB, 3400x3400, D3JILEtUcAA6DYR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:40:43 2019 No.21807519 >>21807517 Somethings off about these monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:42:40 2019 No.21807533 >>21807173 hey now careful with that colorful alp shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:43:27 2019 No.21807537 >>21807014 This anon is correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:45:44 2019 No.21807547 File: 1.21 MB, 2480x3507, 3126824_monster_gi_WYiIG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would sandworms enjoy listening to Shai Hulud? https://youtu.be/N5picftBPqU

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:50:53 2019 No.21807564 >tfw no platonic alp bro to hang out with

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:55:03 2019 No.21807579 File: 1.26 MB, 2893x4092, jorzhpcf_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807533 >alp That's a titania and her fairy subjects you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:55:20 2019 No.21807580 >>21807468 I always wanted a cheerful, strongfat bumblebee girl with plenty of fuzz

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:55:52 2019 No.21807583 >>21807564 I'd feel pity for Alps if it wasn't for the trapfags that would inevitably worship them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 21:57:39 2019 No.21807589 >>21807583 I admit that I like reverse traps sometimes, and alps appeal to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:01:29 2019 No.21807598 >>21807589 Kiki with chest bindings in a butler outfit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:01:42 2019 No.21807600 >>21807579 looks pretty gay with all those colors

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:02:27 2019 No.21807604 >>21807564 >platonic you dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:05:09 2019 No.21807608 >>21807598 That sounds really cute. >>21807604 How? How's it any different from having any other mamono as a platonic friend?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:06:07 2019 No.21807616 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead remember that dire girls require larger than average beds so prepare appropriately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:06:29 2019 No.21807620 File: 168 KB, 1406x1000, EA9dDuZU4AEUMdG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:08:14 2019 No.21807627 File: 1.80 MB, 3024x4032, a_future_sunrise_by_snakeobsidian_ddc2n1v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:11:41 2019 No.21807640 >>21807608 Not him but blueballing someone who Alped for you by friendzoning them on the other side of the transformation is a dick move.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:13:14 2019 No.21807649 >>21807640 Who's to say she alped for me? It could be an alp bro I met entirely post-alpification.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:16:32 2019 No.21807664 File: 89 KB, 539x825, 74721824_p57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE SPICE MUST FLOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:20:02 2019 No.21807681 >>21807664 Sandworms are the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:20:17 2019 No.21807683 File: 255 KB, 1000x1414, Cyber-horsepussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who needs mamono mana when you have science?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:20:19 2019 No.21807684 >>21807649 Doesn't make sense they'd be too busy playing halo with their husband and getting railed for that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:21:46 2019 No.21807689 >>21807664 If I was going to live like trailer trash in a mobile home it'd be with a vampire mosquito but sandworm is a close second.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:22:08 2019 No.21807691 File: 385 KB, 640x1080, commission17___ryensaotome_by_starbownext_dd64j2k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:23:27 2019 No.21807701 File: 80 KB, 374x520, Sandworm6.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807689 Sandworm IS the mobile home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:23:42 2019 No.21807702 >>21807683 Why not Neuromancy, perfect blend of gremlin technology and mamano magic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:23:50 2019 No.21807703 >>21807684 Good thing I've never played Halo, then!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:26:12 2019 No.21807708 >>21807701 I'm aware. I guess I could paint a confederate flag on her shell or something

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:27:48 2019 No.21807713 I want to butler for a kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:28:01 2019 No.21807714 >>21807702 But don't gremlins use magic in their technology already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:29:01 2019 No.21807715 >>21807689 what about neetbug?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:30:04 2019 No.21807718 >>21807703 Don't worry. They'll get you into it and up to speed in no time. By that night you'll be doing skull runs on mythic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:31:05 2019 No.21807723 >>21807714 It's a reference, on several levels, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:35:18 2019 No.21807738 >>21807718 I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it's something impressive. I've almost never even touched a FPS before, and never played an Xbox. Are alps that good of teachers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:37:10 2019 No.21807745 File: 694 KB, 2857x2730, wesgnb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Draw on the count of three

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:40:32 2019 No.21807758 >>21807745 But she's already drawn? What a cheater

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:43:25 2019 No.21807771 >>21807758 No she wants you to draw her cool pose

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:49:16 2019 No.21807796 File: 1.23 MB, 1681x2080, cutebunnywifebg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so happy I got this wife picture on my birthday! How does your wife help you celebrate your birthday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:52:23 2019 No.21807816 File: 248 KB, 724x1024, 1563575077652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807796 Your wife looks great in everything. Who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:56:11 2019 No.21807844 >>21807796 She cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:56:15 2019 No.21807845 File: 1.21 MB, 1642x2412, Touch the cow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DO IT NOW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 22:59:48 2019 No.21807859 >>21807845 My hands are going two places, her crotch and her mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:00:07 2019 No.21807861 >>21807845 How do I do that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:00:15 2019 No.21807864 File: 956 KB, 1026x1199, DPKfPEHW0AA5Ry5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807093 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:01:25 2019 No.21807869 File: 1.53 MB, 1536x2048, CUTEWIFEDOODLE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807816 https://www.instagram.com/soduki/

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:01:57 2019 No.21807872 >>21807845 But what if you're busy? Delaying another week or so couldn't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:03:25 2019 No.21807876 What kind of monstergirl would you raise with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:04:47 2019 No.21807884 >>21807796 Cute bunny. My wife would give me a gift, we'd do something special for dinner like go out with our friends or make something that needs more preparation, and have sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:07:01 2019 No.21807899 >>21807864 What kind of praise does she desire of me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:12:06 2019 No.21807919 File: 245 KB, 900x1200, lYV6ee5u_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:12:07 2019 No.21807918 >>21806874 Because she caters to my every fetish and is the only race that I imagine could have the personality I invision. Rats have the best personalities and have versatile body types!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:14:06 2019 No.21807930 File: 1.46 MB, 1184x1733, 1564212159295.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807796 >>21807869 Mind letting a brother know who did this picture too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:15:00 2019 No.21807937 What would a delinquent haku be like

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:16:33 2019 No.21807946 File: 139 KB, 1023x1457, YgmRPRou_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807918 >Rats Read that as Ratas for a second.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:17:01 2019 No.21807950 Instead of upsetting monster girls with sad songs, what if you tried to make them happy with romantic songs? https://youtube.com/watch?v=jRFlhRvMJAw

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:17:43 2019 No.21807954 File: 1.51 MB, 1675x2724, mywife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807930 https://twitter.com/EzzyEcchi They did the first wife picture I got!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:18:30 2019 No.21807960 >>21807937 If normal Hakus are like walking encyclopedias, then they’re like walking Anarchist Cookbooks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:18:47 2019 No.21807962 >>21806414 Fuck off mdomfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:19:54 2019 No.21807967 >>21806874 There are a couple species of mamono I really like, but my tastes fluctuate too often for me to have a waifu. A few are consistently near the top, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:21:13 2019 No.21807974 >>21807960 What kind of haku is like a walking Voynich Manuscript?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:21:35 2019 No.21807976 >>21807950 But I want to make them sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:22:58 2019 No.21807982 >>21807974 Haku that ate Shog jelly

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:24:53 2019 No.21807994

Uh, oh, Anon, you've tries sneaking out of school through a hole in the fence but are now stuck. Who's the first monster girl to find you?
>Hellhound delinquents: they'll rifle through your pockets before they jokingly grab your dick only to find it's hard from their teasing
>Baphomet history class president: she'll agree to pull you out but only if you join her Sabbath and promise to be her partner for the next club meeting
>Yandere mantis: she cuts you free then demands you reward her from saving you from some ugly slut that'd undoubtedly use you like a cum pump, of course she never actually said any of that she just sort of implied it through her piercing gaze
>Kikimora home ecs teacher: She helps you out right away and never even questions why you're there in the first place, of course she also has to make sure you're okay so she demands to take you to the nurse, then back to her class so she can make you some food since you've stuck there for god knows how long in reality you were only stuck for 5 minutes till she found you
>Demon prefect: she pulls you out right away only to restrain you against the fence and list off every rule you've broken since 2nd grade, you're disturb by how much she knows till she interrupts that thought by saying she'll make sure you'll have detention for the rest of the year unless you sign this apology letter she happily written up for you and give it to the principle aka her mother
>Creepy oomukade classmate: she's been with you since kindergarten and the day you shared your box of 64 color crayons, from that day on she's been by your side, or 25 feet trailing behind your side, either way she might just take this as the perfect oportunity to express her feelings for you. All alone, quiet and most importantly you can't really say "No"
>Shoggoth groundskeeper: she's actually the fence and closed around you hoping for you to learn a lesson after someone came by, but since no one has shown up for a while she decides to take your punishment into her own hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:25:11 2019 No.21807995 File: 211 KB, 1468x2048, 1557969999094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21807950 Nothing makes a Yeti happier than cuddling to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-TDylOlzg

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:31:53 2019 No.21808028

>>21807937
Short fuse, aggressive way of speaking, but a protective mother hen to all her underlings that makes sure they only get into a little mischief instead of serious trouble. Would probably be a better student if not for her non-existent patience, but is very knowledgeable about any topic she personally finds interesting. Will protect you from oni and manticore bullies, but once they run off will still casually call you a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:33:02 2019 No.21808033 >>21807994 Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:35:59 2019 No.21808044 >>21807994 Kiki is too good to pass up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:38:27 2019 No.21808056 >>21807869 >Instagram That's like linking to facebook nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:43:06 2019 No.21808068 >>21807950 I always loved songs with sad or melancholic feels in them, I wonder any MGs would share my taste in music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NynkFRDlWtY

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:43:15 2019 No.21808069 >>21807994 I'm gonna lick the fence!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:44:05 2019 No.21808070 File: 100 KB, 1023x926, 1564803845197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:45:24 2019 No.21808075 >>21808070 Some kind of code?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:47:25 2019 No.21808083 >>21808070 How do I learn to understand mofu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:52:16 2019 No.21808100 >>21807994 I let the cute baph know that I was interested in her Sabbath but was too shy to bring it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:52:46 2019 No.21808103 >>21808070 >>21808075 >>21808083 I fear LN has been abducted by the Mofu Mafia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:52:51 2019 No.21808104 >>21807994 The oomukade seems nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:53:33 2019 No.21808107 >>21808083 "MOther FUcker" They're really thuggish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:53:53 2019 No.21808110 File: 291 KB, 1155x850, HRPdsxDW_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: Mofu flavored tofu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:55:17 2019 No.21808112 >>21808110 Step aside I have my VIP membership right here

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:55:38 2019 No.21808114 What is the appeal of mofu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:56:19 2019 No.21808116 >>21808114 Mofu

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:56:56 2019 No.21808118 File: 117 KB, 994x667, 1507864327952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808103 That happened a long time ago anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:57:08 2019 No.21808120 >>21808114 Having the qualities of mofu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:59:15 2019 No.21808125 >>21808068 I think most undead would be into that sort of thing, with the exceptions of Pharaohs, Zombie Dragons and Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 23:59:32 2019 No.21808127 >>21808116 >>21808120 The appeal is an absolute intrinsic property of mofu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:04:53 2019 No.21808134 File: 1.26 MB, 1200x1200, 1528397996646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808127 Mofu is itself. It is an ideal quality. Kitsune-bi are elementals after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:06:14 2019 No.21808138 >Poison

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:06:52 2019 No.21808141 >>21808134 That makes sense, but what is the draw? The only mofu mamono that I'm really drawn towards are ratas and tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:07:15 2019 No.21808143 >>21808138 Venom

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:08:54 2019 No.21808145 File: 484 KB, 1200x1563, not runya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808141 Comfort, really. Just as much so for the spirit as the body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:10:42 2019 No.21808147 File: 996 KB, 4027x2902, jf4gvu6i_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Halt, evildoer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:11:20 2019 No.21808152 >>21808145 I can see that, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:16:07 2019 No.21808163 >>21808145 >"Alright, gonna fluff your soul now."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:16:38 2019 No.21808164 >>21808147 I'll halt if you tell me what evil I have done to need halting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:17:31 2019 No.21808166 File: 169 KB, 635x377, bundle up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808163 These are the true fruits of the Runya branch's research.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:18:46 2019 No.21808168 File: 1.76 MB, 1000x1378, Oomukade29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808138

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:19:48 2019 No.21808173 >>21808164 literally for having a penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:20:22 2019 No.21808176 File: 258 KB, 1600x2659, N9ckX3Q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808164 Being a virgin, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:20:38 2019 No.21808178 >>21808125 Cool. Nothing more comfy than spending your evening listening to sad songs while cuddling with your ded waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:20:39 2019 No.21808179 >>21808163 >>21808166 Is Runya looking for onii-chans to snuggle and lewd lolis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:20:56 2019 No.21808180 >>21807994 shoggoth for sure. I want her to form a cump pump with her body before forcing me to eat her out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:21:38 2019 No.21808182 >>21806848 Here. I'm always here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:21:41 2019 No.21808183 >>21808176 >implying >>21808173 And what's the punishment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:23:10 2019 No.21808189 I think monsters should be protected and spoiled

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:24:10 2019 No.21808193 File: 192 KB, 800x800, 1465324625287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808189 Give them treats!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:24:26 2019 No.21808194 >>21808183 >And what's the punishment snibbity snab

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:24:42 2019 No.21808196 >>21807994 What happens if I sheepishly hand Mantis-chan a paper with a list of my fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:25:50 2019 No.21808198 >>21808194 I'm pretty sure castration violates whatever the MGE equivalent to the Geneva Convention is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:28:49 2019 No.21808202 File: 161 KB, 1024x1536, 1564806529104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:30:31 2019 No.21808205 >>21808202 leave now, and never come back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:31:20 2019 No.21808210 File: 311 KB, 660x1000, 71755711_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:37:08 2019 No.21808224 >>21808205 3d women also like monstergirls and some would rush to the portals to become a monstter

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:39:26 2019 No.21808233 >>21808224 yeah, so?

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:41:33 2019 No.21808239

Considering trying to write something, but having some indecision over a few things.

>Self-insert with waifu, or come up with some characters specifically for the narrative?
>Isekai or "mamono are real and just hiding"?
>Write about one of my favorite mamono, or try and write about one I feel iffy on to try and sort my feelings out?
>How much lewd to include?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:41:54 2019 No.21808240 >>21808224 I wont dispute that, but I find it hard to believe cosplayers would be those women however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:42:08 2019 No.21808243 File: 989 KB, 1920x1080, Wurmstraea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808233 That means more monstergirls, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:43:02 2019 No.21808245 >>21808243 Is that the wurm rape face? Does that mean someone is going to become a wurm's foreverial bestest friend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:46:48 2019 No.21808251 File: 119 KB, 727x903, lytBLOx5_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808245 No, this is a wurm rapeface.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:48:48 2019 No.21808254 >>21808251 I want to watch a wurm lay eggs!

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:52:31 2019 No.21808268

>>21807994
I'd just do what I did when that actually happened to me.
Summon that special tard strength that comes with sheer panic that rips muscles from tendons, push upwards with all my 5 year old might, and proceed to slowly doggy walk backwards as the edges of my vision go black and the rest gets tinted a nice shade of red.
That's what the cool kids did because now they have horrific scars going down their entire back they can claim came from a bear and it honestly looks bad enough they believe it.
All you sucker's are just going to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:52:36 2019 No.21808269 File: 239 KB, 1200x1024, 9we8ryGj_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808239 Pocket Succ can help!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:55:07 2019 No.21808275 >>21808269 So what you're saying is I should just take the next masturbatory fantasy I have and type it up before I fap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:55:48 2019 No.21808280 File: 127 KB, 800x1000, mwv1tZTJ_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:56:44 2019 No.21808282 Would an art fairy like blue prints or autocad drawings? I know they aren't that artsy but still

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:57:02 2019 No.21808284 >>21808275 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:59:00 2019 No.21808285 File: 969 KB, 1080x1500, 71385628_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808210 less fat fax

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:59:07 2019 No.21808286 >>21808224 Why does this turn me on?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 00:59:18 2019 No.21808287 File: 110 KB, 480x778, ulThbTOI_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808282 If it looks sufficiently "artsy", maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:00:52 2019 No.21808291 >>21808254 i could easily masturbate to closeups of mg's laying eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:01:10 2019 No.21808292 >>21808282 Only if the blueprint is hand drawn, properly apportioned, and scaled accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:02:20 2019 No.21808297 I want a pharaoh to share my inside jokes with. One that understands what I mean when I say END YOUR FUCKING TURN JEAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:02:53 2019 No.21808299 File: 785 KB, 2508x3541, 75830173_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808285

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:04:48 2019 No.21808304 I want to hug a flat holst

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:04:50 2019 No.21808305 >>21808297 I'm convinced that the "Clear Mind" ability is just common sense, and it's so uncommon there that it needs to be divinely bestowed by a god-dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:06:11 2019 No.21808312 >read through every profile >multiple times >still not certain which mamono is my favorite How is it so easy for other people?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:06:11 2019 No.21808313 File: 471 KB, 900x2000, cQsCSTn9_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808292

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:06:50 2019 No.21808316 Gonna fluff monster tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:08:17 2019 No.21808323 >>21808312 We are perverts, some more than others, like me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:08:21 2019 No.21808325 File: 47 KB, 550x223, kelp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808312 It's not a race.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:08:42 2019 No.21808327 File: 588 KB, 691x1065, 68695403_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808316

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:09:23 2019 No.21808332 Would your waifu grow a fluffy tail for you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:09:33 2019 No.21808333 >>21808291 It occurs to me that there may have been a jubjub whose humpty egg hatched before it even left her body

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:09:54 2019 No.21808334 >>21808325 What do you mean? >>21808323 I'm a pervert too, no doubt. But how does that help you decide?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:10:05 2019 No.21808336 >>21808305 I can buy that. Given that their power source is literally linked to emotions and the difficulty of trying to focus while driving, being able to maintain common sense is important. Where’s my Crimson Wurm to encourage me to grow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:10:50 2019 No.21808340 >>21808269 I'd never trust a succubus with anything. I've seen enough doujins to know that they're all killers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:12:08 2019 No.21808343 >>21808312 It’s a negative way of doing it, but have you considered working backwards and seeing what your least favorites are?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:12:15 2019 No.21808344 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, spring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808334 I mean there's no rush. Just keep an open mind, and keep in mind that your ideal may be somewhat off-standard for a species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:12:25 2019 No.21808345 File: 33 KB, 352x352, f5d5L4NT_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808340 Those doujins are all propaganda made by the Order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:13:02 2019 No.21808346 >>21808334 People that already know their tastes have no trouble when it comes to compatibility, or making one work, open minded also >What are harems Some people are just massive sluts, like me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:13:23 2019 No.21808349 I want to hold hands with an order priestess who is slowly being transformed

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:15:13 2019 No.21808358

>>21808343
I know the ones I dislike for certain, and the ones I have uncertain/mixed feelings about - liking some aspects a lot, but disliking others just as much. There's even a decently-sized pool of mamono I really, really like, but I struggle to narrow it down, and my tastes oscillate across the pool regularly.

>>21808344
Most of the mamono I really like aren't too popular. Only one that is popular, as far as I know, is ratatoskr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:15:23 2019 No.21808359 File: 580 KB, 3000x3000, 15413076852883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >have literally never had a waifu

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:15:56 2019 No.21808362 >>21808349 You're a fuckin faggot, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:16:15 2019 No.21808364 >>21808346 I know my tastes. But they change rapidly. And even my top few change, and the pool of mamono that I shuffle around through is way too large for any reasonable harem dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:16:58 2019 No.21808369 >>2180836 >they change rapidly Then you don’t know your fucking tastes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:17:16 2019 No.21808370 >>21808362 How so?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:18:04 2019 No.21808375 File: 1.21 MB, 1887x2136, 75750210_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808362 NO U.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:18:05 2019 No.21808374 Play video games with monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:18:31 2019 No.21808377 >>21808369 What I mean is, I know what I like, but how much I like any given thing that I like varies from time to time in relation to other things I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:19:28 2019 No.21808381 File: 626 KB, 2507x3134, 74695891_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808359 Cute wino goat.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:19:31 2019 No.21808382

>>21808312
Just think of what monstergirl you would like living with most. Would you rather go adventuring or live a quiet life? What would you like to spend your time doing or where do you want to live? What kind of personality and quirks could you see yourself living with? This is how I got my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:24:24 2019 No.21808397 I want a tsundere monster to take a liking to me

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:25:24 2019 No.21808400

>>21808382
>Would you rather go adventuring or live a quiet life?
Either a quiet life, or that of a ruler.

>What would you like to spend your time doing or where do you want to live?
Running a demon realm kingdom or NEETing it up and just spending my time playing music and reading about magic and studying the supernatural.

>What kind of personality and quirks could you see yourself living with?
Here's the tricky part. There are a wide variety here, some of which are mutually exclusive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:25:56 2019 No.21808405 File: 581 KB, 2400x3000, jabberwock_console.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808374 What kind of video games?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:28:36 2019 No.21808424 File: 244 KB, 1300x982, Yeti122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806254

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:32:07 2019 No.21808438 File: 376 KB, 885x1008, Jorou-Gumo16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:32:36 2019 No.21808442 Around a monster when it doubt whip it out

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:34:26 2019 No.21808447 File: 127 KB, 850x713, sample_a1f76efc04fc070c47f860258ec22ac086df5862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters in uniform!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:34:58 2019 No.21808448 File: 1.13 MB, 2893x4092, apophis_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808400 >or that of a ruler

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:36:17 2019 No.21808449 File: 694 KB, 1693x1080, 1564810577561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808447

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:36:37 2019 No.21808450 >>21808400 I think, personalitywise, I'd like a girl that's some combination of: >Playful >Gentle >Home-making >Sisterly >Childish, but capable of being serious if needed

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:38:01 2019 No.21808454 >>21808448 Grapesnakes are pretty nice. I think I like Khepri more, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:41:07 2019 No.21808466 >>21808400 So just go through different scenarios in your head with different girls. Things might click eventually.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:42:01 2019 No.21808469 File: 763 KB, 2463x2894, 1564810921947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808450

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:43:24 2019 No.21808475 >>21808454 I'd like to see a group of graped khepri

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:43:31 2019 No.21808476 >>21808469 is it just me or is she slightly smug?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:43:57 2019 No.21808480 >>21808466 That's what I do, but some of them "tie" in my head. Like, multiple different things click at the same time. >>21808469 Titanias are pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:45:36 2019 No.21808488 I also don't have a waifu, what I fear most is that I would end up the biggest manslut there is like those girls in mind break doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:46:54 2019 No.21808492 >>21808312 I just decide my monsters on what I perceive their level of domming to be

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:49:12 2019 No.21808498

>>21808488
One of my more common fantasies is a group of Khepri reverse gangraping me while their leader/oldest sister gently caresses me and feeds me the demonic energy by facesitting me whenever I get tired, before returning to holding me in place lovingly, while her younger sisters let out all their pent up lust on my cock, leaving me an ahegao's mindbroken manslut for beetle pussy before the incubization helps me recover and reach a new level of clarity, so I can be a king that they're proud to call husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:49:13 2019 No.21808499 File: 117 KB, 750x1331, EAug0HSUEAEw8ip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:50:24 2019 No.21808504 Undead girls make my heart beat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:50:59 2019 No.21808505 >>21808498 *ahegao'd, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:51:01 2019 No.21808506 >>21808239 Write about yourself and your waifu and make it as lewd as she goes. Lay yourself bare!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:52:01 2019 No.21808512 >>21808506 >as lewd as she goes I don't think this thread would want that. Some of my kinks are taboo here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:53:34 2019 No.21808517 >>21808313 I love this passionate artiste!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:54:35 2019 No.21808525 >>21808512 I can understand that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 01:55:24 2019 No.21808529 Hug the smug when they want fug

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:03:25 2019 No.21808560 File: 522 KB, 3400x2800, da745d_6909808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:05:57 2019 No.21808571 >>21808560 Looks too manly for me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:07:28 2019 No.21808575 >>21808560 I can't fight that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:07:35 2019 No.21808576 File: 1.18 MB, 1754x1240, 72430880_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808560 I wanna do horrible perverted things to a Hellhound cake that forgot about her instincts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:12:57 2019 No.21808587 Reminder that it's still illegal for monster girls to fuck you without consent. However, it's legal for them to fuck you until they receive consent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:15:09 2019 No.21808593 >>21808587 Is it legal to rape a single mamono?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:16:14 2019 No.21808596 Would a snakegirl with two tails be able to walk on them like legs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:17:29 2019 No.21808600 >>21808593 The punishment is being forced to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:18:05 2019 No.21808604 >>21808593 That's a trick question since the law is written so it's not rape if you do it to a single mamnono. Just involuntary courtship.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:21:07 2019 No.21808611 >>21808600 Not much of a punishment, now is it? >>21808604 Now that I think about it, Alices and Mandragoras only find men by being raped, so that makes sense.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:25:16 2019 No.21808625
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>>21808611
>Not much of a punishment, now is it?
It is if you don't want to do it.
This is why many low-quality monsters try to bully you to provoke you into putting it in and being forced to marry her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:26:25 2019 No.21808630 >>21808469 >Thank you my dear Fairy Knight, for keeping my realm safe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:31:18 2019 No.21808639 File: 1.65 MB, 2445x2977, letsplay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808571 Androgynous girls are cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:34:04 2019 No.21808648 >>21808625 But what if I rape someone top-quality, like a shirohebi or a familiar? It's not like an alp or oni could trick me into raping them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:34:48 2019 No.21808652 File: 369 KB, 698x800, 1559002350000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806874 Pettanko, loli, big mofu. I like the idea of her being high and mighty in her writing, but easily flustered and cute in reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:36:47 2019 No.21808658 >>21808648 >what if I rape someone top-quality Do you think they will allow it? If you manage to put your dick inside one, she wants you to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:39:04 2019 No.21808662 >>21808658 But she probably also realizes I have a rape fetish, so if she wants me to do it, she'd likely indulge me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:43:18 2019 No.21808673 >>21808662 Yes, that's exactly what would happen. She'd scream and cry and pretend to struggle but deep inside you know she wants you and is in complete control.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:45:19 2019 No.21808683 >>21808673 I'm perfectly fine with that. I'd even be fine if, part of the way through, she turned the rape around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:51:37 2019 No.21808697 >>21808683 You rape for the first round, she rapes you five times afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:52:32 2019 No.21808698 >>21808697 I don't know if that'd be more enjoyable with a shirohebi or a familiar, but both sound amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:57:36 2019 No.21808715 File: 262 KB, 1574x2706, cd936c470d385248e43e209a627348aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808571 Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 02:57:54 2019 No.21808716 >>21808698 Def Shirohebi. Would you like her to rape you hard immediately to "get revenge on" you and then mellow out, or start gentle and get more intense with each round?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:01:16 2019 No.21808728 >>21808716 Start gentle ("Oh! I've found a husband! Yay!"), get more intense if any other mamono are nearby, as a way of claiming me as hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:06:59 2019 No.21808741 File: 829 KB, 1050x1470, 74093534_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808715

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:42:07 2019 No.21808845 >>21808741 Muscle maids best maids

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 03:50:19 2019 No.21808869 >>21807994 Mantis or hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:00:11 2019 No.21808899 >>21808741 >spill something >she puts you in a headlock

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:06:41 2019 No.21808920 >>21808899 >Haahn?! You gonna clean up that or what?! You shitty punk?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:08:47 2019 No.21808926 >>21808899 >She needs to vacuum the couch your sitting on >Rather than telling you to move or doing it later she just lift the couch with no issue and starts cleaning under it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:22:12 2019 No.21808961 >>21808920 >>21808926 >>21808899 >>21808741 Who'd win in a fight Muscle Kiki or Muscle Shog

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:23:00 2019 No.21808965 >>21808961 Mastah

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:27:21 2019 No.21808975 I want to get black out drunk and do something weird Something like beating a high orc but nobody will tell me how i did it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:27:55 2019 No.21808976 >>21808499 Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone, without a love of my own?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:28:38 2019 No.21808978 >>21808961 Muscle Roomba.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:37:38 2019 No.21808993 >>21808978 Gremlin no

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:43:35 2019 No.21809008 File: 337 KB, 800x800, 1489507666440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808978 Muscle robots are cheating! You can just give them the perfect body without them doing any work!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 04:47:03 2019 No.21809014 File: 165 KB, 1000x1748, 1554439685102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809008 Extreme sports with robot girls!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:01:29 2019 No.21809043 File: 72 KB, 500x549, c4c9bbe16a743bd3c071eadfe90275752aa2613cc769a7c4d6b209d58c36d8e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808560

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:11:08 2019 No.21809070 File: 1.19 MB, 3512x1005, 1505879599547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to live in this image's world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:26:14 2019 No.21809108 File: 215 KB, 1000x689, pallyushioni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809070 I want to work for this law firm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:27:52 2019 No.21809110 >>21809108 Ace Attorney but Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:30:45 2019 No.21809120 File: 364 KB, 800x704, 1463282613859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809110 Rather, as their wall repairer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:35:37 2019 No.21809126 >>21809120 Oh that rascally spider cow demon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:37:05 2019 No.21809130 >>21809126 I want to be the rascally cow demon's stress ball!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:40:35 2019 No.21809141 >>21809108 >>21809120 >>21809130 So what do we know about this law firm?

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:42:45 2019 No.21809145
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>>21809141
Well, Ms. Ushi is quite the amazon, while Mr. Pally QC is a heavy drinker, even if he can't keep up with Ms. Oni.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:43:26 2019 No.21809147 >>21806874 Not really. I love everything about the Night Gaunt. The transformation, the latex, the kuudere personality, and submissive nature. There were other breeds I liked before she came out but the Night Gaunt is everything I would want in a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:46:45 2019 No.21809155 File: 105 KB, 1200x908, swimsuit nightgaunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809147 I'm sure the school swimsuit doesn't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:52:04 2019 No.21809166 >>21809145 >private investigator So the Oni is a hard-boiled detective?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 05:54:36 2019 No.21809173 File: 512 KB, 1253x709, l1iYGvW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809166 Ushi Oni, rather. But yes, Ushi Oni are masters of stealth!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:00:24 2019 No.21809184 >>21809173 I usually enjoy winter when the Wendigos come out, but now I'm interested in late fall...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:02:14 2019 No.21809187 >>21809184 Wendigo getting fucked by sexually desperate hiker

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:03:42 2019 No.21809190 >>21809187 But I stay away from mountains when I do walks! I guess I could say I'm a lowker. Gotta worry about those yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:05:53 2019 No.21809193 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1452832514116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809184 >>21809187 >>21809190 'Ware wendigos in sunken snowdrifts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:07:44 2019 No.21809197 >>21809193 When I shovel snow late at night I pay very close attention to every sound that's out of place. You never know...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:10:43 2019 No.21809204 >>21809197 >distant sound of awawa carried over by the wind

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:12:51 2019 No.21809205 >>21809173 >>21809193 How to avoid ambush predators?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:15:09 2019 No.21809212 >>21809155 I prefer her wearing my or her latex slime almost exclusively. Clothes would just getting the way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:16:11 2019 No.21809214 File: 651 KB, 1500x1870, beEWo6Q.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809205 Wear armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:21:50 2019 No.21809234 >>21809204 That terrifies me more than the idea of xenomorph MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:26:26 2019 No.21809244 >>21809234 >xenomorph MGs I'm imagining loli facehuggers corrupting human girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:28:04 2019 No.21809247 >>21809244 >loli facehugger ONII-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:28:45 2019 No.21809248 >>21809244 >loli facehuggers Dickhuggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:29:38 2019 No.21809249 >>21809234 >>21809247 >>21809244 Now we need Metroid MGs to be the competitors of xenos and have them fight each other for control of men. I want to see this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:30:01 2019 No.21809251 >>21809234 I'm going right for the Queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:31:15 2019 No.21809254 File: 457 KB, 1600x1200, metroid_prime_samus_aran_wallpaper_2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809249 Can I get me a Living Armor what looks like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:31:44 2019 No.21809256 File: 203 KB, 694x818, stuck glacies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809244 >>21809247 >>21809248 How unfortunate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:33:09 2019 No.21809263 >>21809254 Living Armor / Dullahan hybrid that can turn into a ball and roll into ventilation shafts? Grapple beam used not just to swing from the ceiling but to grab a man?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:33:57 2019 No.21809266 >>21809263 Possibilities are open to me and such wondrous sights await.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:39:14 2019 No.21809287 >>21809263 >grapplebeamjob Yes...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 06:40:45 2019 No.21809289 >>21809266 >>21809287 When she climaxes she does that Samus animation from Super Metroid where you sacrifice ordnance for a full power up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:04:58 2019 No.21809335 Cum inside hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:08:48 2019 No.21809347 >>21809335 Cum on Kobold faces

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:11:36 2019 No.21809351 >>21809347 Nah m80, you have to cum inside her and multiple times

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:12:38 2019 No.21809352 >>21809347 Make her walk outside with your "makeup" all over her face!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:14:17 2019 No.21809355 >>21809352 Sounds gross, being messy is a gross way to live.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:15:29 2019 No.21809359 File: 961 KB, 1000x1000, 9072445dc79989400806f199737e148f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809352 I want to do this to a captured Paladin-chan with my jet black, purple-smoke-emiting incubus cum!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:31:06 2019 No.21809412 File: 56 KB, 850x612, 1562106851846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jawsome!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:33:29 2019 No.21809423 >>21809412 Did she give up her voice for legs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:36:05 2019 No.21809436 >>21809423 >sharkgirl goes from lorelei to chainsmoker in exchange for the ability to give footjobs What a tragedy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:36:30 2019 No.21809438 >>21809359 Don't defile paladin-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:37:02 2019 No.21809442 >>21809436 What's a lorelei?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:37:55 2019 No.21809444 File: 379 KB, 991x1400, 1518063336178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809438 Shijou Takane was made to be defiled in every hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:40:29 2019 No.21809452 >>21809438 But corrupting a paladin girl sounds fun

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:41:44 2019 No.21809457 File: 1.78 MB, 900x1080, 297f06ce8576b6eb383b9e8f3147cc3f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809438 I WILL defile Paladin-chan's feet!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:41:58 2019 No.21809458 >>21806259 I want my demon officer gf to shout lewd orders at me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:50:11 2019 No.21809488 >>21809452 >>21809444 NON-CONSENSUAL CORRUPTION IS WRONG

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:51:58 2019 No.21809494 >>21809488 That's exactly why it's so good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:54:13 2019 No.21809504 >>21806874 >Fluff >Magic >Hypnosis Eyes Yeah I think no matter what fetish I have my Owl Mage Waifu will be able to reciprocate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 07:56:01 2019 No.21809512 >>21809504 >Fluff >Magic >Hypnotic eyes That's literally kumiho

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:00:24 2019 No.21809523 Kiss the dragons

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:02:22 2019 No.21809528 >>21809488 Made for corrupted cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:04:26 2019 No.21809539 >>21809494 NO! Would you want to be altered in both mind, body, and spirit into something you didn't like? Would you want that to happen to your parents, your siblings, or your kids?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:05:36 2019 No.21809545 File: 227 KB, 640x480, 80_alice_st01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where's the food?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:06:56 2019 No.21809548 >>21809545 In her tits Milk counts as food, right?

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:07:32 2019 No.21809550

>>21809528
With the corruption spreading from the creampies shot deep into her womb, she'd become physically lusty long before her brain succumbed to the corruption.Watching her desperately fight to stay quiet during her fifth orgasm of the session would be heaven.

>>21809539
If it made me happy in the end, yes. Absolutely. Being like me is just endless suffering,

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:08:07 2019 No.21809552 File: 300 KB, 2000x1000, Kissers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809523 I will! >>21809545 Bugger off Alipheese you freeloading cunt

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:14:27 2019 No.21809579

>>21809550
You'd willingly be turned into something you didn't like, just so you could be brainwashed into being happy with your new form?
You sacrifice so much for "happiness", do you really know what happiness is? How much value do you really put on an endorphin rush?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:18:49 2019 No.21809600 >>21809579 I mean if I could just choose not to wake up tomorrow, I'd do it without a second thought. Being corrupted couldn't make anything worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:20:57 2019 No.21809609 >>21809579 Truly non-consensual corruption doesn't really exist in MGE anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:21:59 2019 No.21809613 >>21809600 Ah, I see Well, keep the choice of others in mind. Don't corrupt them if they don't wish to be corrupted

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:22:07 2019 No.21809615 Which MG would play through the Myst series with me? Or for me when I get frustrated, as the case may be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:23:02 2019 No.21809619 >>21809609 Good

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:28:51 2019 No.21809643 >>21809335 I'm going to try and pull out every single time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:35:44 2019 No.21809671 >>21809643 NO! HELLHOUND IS ALWAYS FOR CUMMING INSIDE! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PULL OUT PREMATURELY OR ELSE!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:36:44 2019 No.21809677 >>21809643 You wasteful scoundrel!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:37:35 2019 No.21809679 >>21809671 I'm gonna do it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:40:15 2019 No.21809691 File: 757 KB, 1000x1209, hellhound03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21809643 >He honestly thinks that there'll ever be a moment where she's not on top or leglocking him You're so naive, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:41:38 2019 No.21809698 >>21809679 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoS5MrRGO4

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:44:32 2019 No.21809708 >>21809643 Listen up, Hellhounds are for making loads of puppies with. You like puppies, don't you? And besides, >>21809691 already filled you in on the leglocking and positioning, so you can't pull out anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:47:35 2019 No.21809720 >>21809708 >t. Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:48:50 2019 No.21809727 >>21809708 Bukkake must be the worst, most socially unacceptable fetish to monsters...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:48:51 2019 No.21809728 >>21809708 I want a hellhound with a pregnancy fetish. A BIG pregnancy fetish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:52:36 2019 No.21809744 >>21809727 It's a big part of the fallen gods stuff about wearing your husband on your black clothes and there is even a pandemonium fruit that allows monsters to absorb spirit energy from their skin at a much higher rate than normal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:55:10 2019 No.21809757 >>21809728 Ancient hellhound matriarch!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:57:06 2019 No.21809768 >>21809757 >No less than three per litter accepted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 08:58:41 2019 No.21809774 >>21808648 Being honest, is like to get tricked and teased into loving an Alp, only to take charge and fuck her brains out once I’m sick of her teasing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:07:35 2019 No.21809809 I want school delinquent Hellhound to bully me and then rape me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:13:22 2019 No.21809841 File: 286 KB, 893x900, 1564177305725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808529 >It's just a hug, what's the big deal

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:14:16 2019 No.21809846 >>21809809 What about a shortstack tomboy delinquent Hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:15:48 2019 No.21809852 >>21809846 Can shortstacks even be tomboys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:17:23 2019 No.21809861 >>21809852 Of course. They're just 'overloaded' where it counts!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:20:40 2019 No.21809875 >>21809846 I prefer just a delinquent tomboy. Mostly because I feel like she would act almost like a dude bro around me and when she finds out I'm a virgin she would be like "damn that suck bro. But hey, I can help you out with that!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:38:23 2019 No.21809939 >>21809615 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:40:24 2019 No.21809951 File: 831 KB, 758x1098, DAOKVvaVoAAR3zH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:42:08 2019 No.21809957 >>21809951 cow adventurers are FAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:44:40 2019 No.21809968 >>21809939 An Anubis would just play it for him, anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:46:30 2019 No.21809977 >>21809968 Myst is best enjoyed with your face stuffed in the crotch of a focused Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:47:16 2019 No.21809979 >>21809977 Dickthroned and told to fuck harder when she gets stumped.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:48:21 2019 No.21809985 File: 950 KB, 2480x3507, 3BJZhssa_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do sea bishops have such big swim bladders?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:52:12 2019 No.21810006 >>21809985 For increased buoyancy when discussing Poseidon with sailor boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:53:25 2019 No.21810013 >>21809985 Because they're best fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 09:56:09 2019 No.21810025 File: 755 KB, 2886x4096, EA8uLKRVAAAkN6N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:00:46 2019 No.21810047 >>21810025 But what's her species?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:02:16 2019 No.21810054 >>21810025 A maid uniform is the obvious option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:03:39 2019 No.21810059 File: 132 KB, 636x701, 72732080_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76057439

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:04:57 2019 No.21810068 >>21810025 What is this spiky spider cat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:05:48 2019 No.21810078 >>21810047 Ace the nigger's oc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:08:04 2019 No.21810099 File: 215 KB, 577x688, OC96iqml_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810068 An evolved nekomata.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:10:00 2019 No.21810114 Cazadores are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:10:39 2019 No.21810117 >>21810078 Meh, I don't really care about some namefag that happened like years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:14:15 2019 No.21810135 Fuck Bees

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:15:24 2019 No.21810140 File: 141 KB, 794x1007, eL8c3npL_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810135

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:20:11 2019 No.21810160 File: 63 KB, 673x614, hornets!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810135 It's hip to fuck bees!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:20:20 2019 No.21810161 File: 524 KB, 960x1378, ae2076b187a25c081f6e82578e575fecd6a96fde235e5968d3e3211e194e6835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:21:04 2019 No.21810164 >>21809768 My ancient ushi matriarch wife should meet your ancient hellhound matriarch wife. They would have much to talk about I bet

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:22:05 2019 No.21810170

>>21810140
What if there were a gun that shot bees?
What if a game level was bees?
What if there were MORE bees?
What if bees were people too?
What if bees could generate force fields?
What if bees were intolerant of hornets?
What if bees were made of smaller bees?
What if bees were made out of BIGGER bees?
What if you picked up a phone and instead of a phone it was bees?
What if there was a photo of bees?
What if there were a bunch of bees on a plane?
What if the dinosaurs were killed by bees?
What if the dinosaurs WERE bees?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:23:08 2019 No.21810176 >>21810164 Would be interesting. I wonder if age increases the need to breed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:23:24 2019 No.21810179 File: 122 KB, 744x1024, EA9oGtLUwAAiu5e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crocodile MG when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:28:02 2019 No.21810196 File: 55 KB, 632x912, m9nXRgQp_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810170 All I care about is whether or not they like anal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:30:01 2019 No.21810213 File: 70 KB, 800x800, 1564842449050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:32:48 2019 No.21810222 >>21810196 I heard they die if they do anal

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:33:38 2019 No.21810225 File: 345 KB, 670x900, 1511151623639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810179 Is this a character from something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:36:05 2019 No.21810238 File: 230 KB, 1000x1407, DZEFU9vU0AAggZq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810225 Saltwater Crocodile from Kemono Friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:36:18 2019 No.21810244 >>21810176 I like to think so. Probably depends on the species.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:37:30 2019 No.21810249 >>21810238 Really? I swear I saw that picture before Kemono Friends came out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:37:32 2019 No.21810250 >>21810244 Perhaps. Regardless, my ancient hellwan is going to look like the matron of many pups.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:38:03 2019 No.21810254 >>21810222 What if bees survived anal? What if there was a way to bring back bees from the dead? What if zombie bees were a thing? What if bees orgasmed so loud they interupt you mid senten

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:42:02 2019 No.21810269 >>21810254 >What if there was a way to bring back bees from the dead? I bet it's necrophilia. Possibly anal necrophilia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:42:19 2019 No.21810271 File: 1.55 MB, 5905x2952, argh__demons__by_vexedzero_ddcs2qi-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:43:24 2019 No.21810279 >>21810271 I pick suicide

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:45:31 2019 No.21810287 What if bees could be demons? What if demons were made of bees? What if bees were made up of demons, which were made up of bees? What if hees were made up of even bigger bees? What if bees resembled different types of bees?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:54:02 2019 No.21810316 File: 87 KB, 828x786, EBDXZwuUwAAACCB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:55:23 2019 No.21810322 File: 738 KB, 2894x4093, __akatsuki_urara_original_drawn_by_fukutchi__063230001e819bc6d27d50e13b78799f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like big tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:56:08 2019 No.21810328 File: 500 KB, 1039x1004, 66759782_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810287 >hees

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:57:48 2019 No.21810332 >>21810322 Enough mofu to hide a herd of cats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:58:38 2019 No.21810336 File: 340 KB, 700x767, shyfluffy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810322 How big?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 10:58:44 2019 No.21810339 File: 224 KB, 800x480, 50902074_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810322 What a whore, showing off her lewd tails like that...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:04:34 2019 No.21810373 >>21810287 I too have played Fallen London, Sunless Sea and Sunless Skies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:05:25 2019 No.21810376 File: 105 KB, 635x903, Haremofcollar_announce2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:09:11 2019 No.21810393 why do people reply to hour old posts that are like half way up the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:09:19 2019 No.21810395 >>21810287 THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:10:26 2019 No.21810407 File: 36 KB, 481x680, hqToWst3_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810395 What about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:11:52 2019 No.21810420 >>21810407 Let's all cum inside it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:12:38 2019 No.21810426 >>21806567 I would have sex with an alp. No homo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:16:09 2019 No.21810439 File: 128 KB, 778x900, FwoZAlZd_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:17:39 2019 No.21810449 >>21810393 Because we're bored?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:18:41 2019 No.21810454 >>21810407 >>21810395 I'm going to catch her in a box and sell her in London for a profit of 400 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:19:52 2019 No.21810464 >>21810407 ‘ate the admiralty ‘ate the dawn machine ‘ate the bazaar ‘ate judgements ‘ate the sun Love the neath, simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:20:37 2019 No.21810467 File: 691 KB, 750x1061, 49164659_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810420 Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:21:20 2019 No.21810472 >>21810407 I want a Pharaoh that's into race play.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:23:21 2019 No.21810481 >>21810467 >Pharaohs "slave" pulled out and didn't cum inside of her >The next day cumming outside is now against the law

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:30:02 2019 No.21810514 File: 107 KB, 727x1099, MzDsGTqa_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810472 This, but with a brown lamia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:32:06 2019 No.21810530 File: 1.28 MB, 1731x1200, index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Left or right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:35:04 2019 No.21810542 File: 389 KB, 959x1073, 19 - NPKYlQc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810464 For the life of me I can't imagine a MG broad speaking with a norf accent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:35:22 2019 No.21810546 File: 522 KB, 2048x1888, CujhfA6VIAEal35.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810530 North

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:38:22 2019 No.21810558 >>21810481 What happens should I break the law?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:39:27 2019 No.21810565 >>21810472 Extremist Pharaohs that rape you while saying they'll conquer your country and turn all women into desert monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:40:12 2019 No.21810569 File: 1.27 MB, 2893x4092, 3126754 - Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia Unicorn butter-t.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you make a unicorn go into Destroy Mode?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:41:44 2019 No.21810580 >>21810569 Have people make fun of her husband's virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:44:24 2019 No.21810592 >>21810569 I want a unicorn mermaid

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:45:03 2019 No.21810596 >>21810592 >Narwhal girl And suddenly, a freakazoid bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:48:37 2019 No.21810612 File: 175 KB, 800x1000, commission___narwhal_mermaid_by_shirogahara_dcpnq8p-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810592 >>21810596

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:54:03 2019 No.21810636 File: 115 KB, 891x1200, 00SgnpyF_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810565 >Extremist Pharaoh What happens if she gets graped?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 11:57:30 2019 No.21810657 >>21810636 She becomes a WN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:00:11 2019 No.21810672 Evil waifus best waifus

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:01:16 2019 No.21810677 >>21810636 She becomes a hedonist extremist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:08:12 2019 No.21810720 File: 1.66 MB, 1783x1275, 1487825779408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810636 What if grape becomes pharaoh'd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:09:16 2019 No.21810727 File: 2.79 MB, 2492x1632, Selene and viccy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A bar is a nice place for plotting schemes right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:13:13 2019 No.21810740 File: 176 KB, 1620x952, pharorrific.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810565 that but also this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:13:50 2019 No.21810746 >>21810720 >pharaoh'd Is such a thing even possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:16:41 2019 No.21810755 File: 166 KB, 1158x819, 1564849001599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810720

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:24:02 2019 No.21810780 File: 48 KB, 900x429, Succ_e2e82c_7223418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:28:03 2019 No.21810795 >>21810727 A cafe is better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:33:08 2019 No.21810818 >>21810780 >I hope you know where my vagina is Just because of that I'd fuck her in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:36:11 2019 No.21810838 File: 665 KB, 1999x1873, DPh8zjkWkAEc9Vk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:41:16 2019 No.21810868 >>21810818 You're letting her win, anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:46:26 2019 No.21810893 Little tigers are cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:53:44 2019 No.21810927 File: 691 KB, 1005x1400, bs4f0JdQ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810893

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 12:58:07 2019 No.21810945 File: 399 KB, 772x861, EA-c2mEWkAAUffn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:00:03 2019 No.21810957 >>21810927 >built for facesitting

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:04:55 2019 No.21810984 >>21810945 Dullahans sure are cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:06:37 2019 No.21810997 File: 675 KB, 708x482, monyoga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you attend yoga classes taught by monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:09:11 2019 No.21811011 >>21810997 I'm always ready to watch a lithe familiar stretch and moan

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:11:07 2019 No.21811024 >>21810927 Gonna fill her with cubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:12:06 2019 No.21811034 File: 306 KB, 1318x823, be76cfd4a02b73826063fce473100118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21810720 I want to pat that cat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:12:06 2019 No.21811035 File: 527 KB, 1479x1200, Manticore175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is maledom heresy for extremists or are they ok with it because it speeds corruption up?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:12:20 2019 No.21811036 File: 1.88 MB, 1800x2800, oomukade_iris_heart_and_if_by_futa_stand_dcfyloh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:17:46 2019 No.21811064 >>21810997 My waifu would do yoga in a latex catsuit, it'd be very fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:18:29 2019 No.21811066 >>21811035 Extremism does not imply that they give a damn one way or another, only that they think that monsterism must be spread forcibly if necessary. Demons are extremists and they're subservient as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:20:52 2019 No.21811076 >>21811035 As long as there's extreme love between a man and a monster then the extremists would be a-ok with it.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:21:33 2019 No.21811080
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>>21811066
I'm talking about monster hunting; men doing the proactive dating instead. Better to have the dragon get caged by a man than slain by the Order.

>>21811076
Cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:22:49 2019 No.21811084 We need a demon realm like Terraria's Hallow. Light is not always a good thing, especially if Mamono Mana is involved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:24:11 2019 No.21811090 >>21811080 I don't see how that changes what I said. They end up incubized either way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:27:37 2019 No.21811105 >>21811035 REEEE INSECURE They'd be fine with it

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:28:30 2019 No.21811109

>>21810720
So you mean if the Apophis is given a man and stops fighting cause she doesn't need anyone else? I mean it IS in the encyclopedia that an Apophis will give up on conquest if she gets a man cause she will be too preoccupied with him.

"Additionally, the apophis themselves are greedy for love and pleasure in the same way as those corrupted by their venom, and if there’s a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll pour plenty of venom into him, and have sex with him after binding him with their snake body to try to make him their prisoner in body and mind. They are also monsters, and they’re from the lamia family on top of that, so their attachment to their husband is extremely powerful. Those individuals who find a husband before attacking a pharaoh, which was supposed to be their entire reason for existing, will completely lose interest in their duty. "

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:28:56 2019 No.21811111

>>21811035
Other than a few hardcore femdom breeds like the Hellhound, Ocelomeh, and Manticore and a few hardcore maledom breeds like the Night Gaunt and the Umi Osho I don't think that most, with a few exceptions, really care that much either way as long as it is with their husband. The Ocelomeh making of also says that even if certain entries talk about how they are obsessed about a certain type of sex or fetish, monsters are long lived and like trying new things as long as it's with the man they love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:33:08 2019 No.21811124 >>21811035 I guess it depends on which sect of extremists they belong to. I imagine some would be fine with it, while others would not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:34:35 2019 No.21811133 File: 698 KB, 2220x2156, Ox0RIV2R_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811109 >ywn be sent by a pharaoh to tame an apophis

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:37:01 2019 No.21811148 >>21811133 Good. I don't really want to get graped, it's far better for someone else who's actually interested in getting an Apophis wife to be sent instead.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:38:08 2019 No.21811156
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>>21811133
I wrote a story about exactly that.
https://pastebin.com/SSmwsznh
Maybe I should edit and finalize it. The paste will expire in a week, so I should consider doing it real soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:40:15 2019 No.21811167 >>21811156 When people post timed pastes I back them up. Because half the time the "finished" version never shows up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:41:25 2019 No.21811172 >>21811167 I'm ok with that. Not sure if I should also edit my Ocelomeh greentext. It was never really edited in the first place, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:43:15 2019 No.21811185 Fuck maids I wanna be a butler instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:44:33 2019 No.21811192 >>21811185 I want to be a butler and fuck maids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:53:46 2019 No.21811229 >>21811185 >Fuck maids even the quiet unsociable maids?

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:55:04 2019 No.21811240

>>21811133
>king of a small Khepri realm
>have practiced illusion magic to disguise kingdom as human for Order passerby
>head Khepri wife takes on the role of my queen; others as scribes and servants
>maintain good standing with Order
>if someone thinks something is suspicious, I tell them about a cursed mamono ruin nearby
>offer them a reward for cleansing it
>it's actually an Apophis den
>she's pretty cool
>wonder if she's found a husband yet
>most of those Order troops are way too androgynous

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:55:20 2019 No.21811243 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, 3E3312t6_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to___ Druella.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:58:27 2019 No.21811259 File: 192 KB, 482x877, 1419234794273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811229 Especially them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:58:53 2019 No.21811263 >>21811243 I don't get the appeal of lims, over succs, arch imps, and baphs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 13:59:54 2019 No.21811268 >>21811263 They're super-succ princesses with vast and lewd magical powers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:00:08 2019 No.21811271 File: 1.13 MB, 4052x3671, 63597374_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Two succs and a goat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:01:46 2019 No.21811283 >>21811268 I don't care about the absurd level of power. If I wanted power, I'd get a dark matter harem. Princesses are nice, but any mamono can be a princess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:02:33 2019 No.21811289 File: 460 KB, 1113x1600, T1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811263 Princesses are too good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:04:21 2019 No.21811300 File: 123 KB, 850x1153, fucking sample sizes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811268 >>21811283 There needs to be more monster girls in fancy dresses. There needs to be more monster girls in fancy dresses while tied up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:05:14 2019 No.21811305 >>21811263 I like the variety of monsters the I can corrupt other women into, so i works for a lot of ideas i got for stories Also its a simple go to if you want a commander type monster

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:05:50 2019 No.21811308 >>21811263 They're practically monster girl royalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:07:11 2019 No.21811315 File: 163 KB, 1200x1324, 1558691559552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811283 >all mamono are princess

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:07:21 2019 No.21811318

>>21811283
Prefer what you want. You said you didn't get their appeal, but their appeal is that they're succubi who are more beautiful than any other succubi, they have royal blood for people who are into that, they have a ton of power, which appeals to powersluts and the like, and they work perfectly as "evil" masterminds at the head of some monstrous plot to spike the punch/water supply and get The D.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:07:46 2019 No.21811320 I want to lay an undead monster's head on my chest so she can hear my heart beat

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:10:27 2019 No.21811336 File: 202 KB, 660x796, lolip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811308 Except we have ACTUAL monster girl royalty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:11:05 2019 No.21811342 >>21811283 >but any mamono can be a princess. Correct. Like, my daughteru is the princess of papa's penis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:12:14 2019 No.21811347 File: 44 KB, 672x479, Wight74.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811336 In several ways at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:14:56 2019 No.21811363 >>21811336 Can a Pharaoh go toe-to-toe with a Lilim? That's right, didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:15:38 2019 No.21811367 >>21811300 A nice regal dress with the ropes digging into it turtle she'll bonahe style over the top? That sort of thing looks really nice and helps the dress bring attention to the girl's figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:16:35 2019 No.21811372 >>21811363 Can a king go toe to toe with cavalry?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:17:05 2019 No.21811375 >>21811367 >bonahe Mean bondage, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:18:22 2019 No.21811388 >>21811372 If the King has access to Demonic Energy to subdue his enemies, sure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:19:34 2019 No.21811396 >>21811388 Whoosh

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:19:39 2019 No.21811398

>>21811300
I wish I had any semblance of artistic skill. I have lots of ideas in my head, but I can't even draw a circle properly.

>>21811305
>>21811318
That makes some sense. Although, I prefer being the commander/"evil" mastermind, with a doting loyal waifu. Royal blood is interesting, but as I said, any mamono can be a princess - you could have a fairy kingdom with a Titania princess, or an undead realm with a lonely Wight princess who demands someone make her his queen, or a Wurm who considers herself princess of the cave she dug for her and her future husband. I'm not really a powerslut; I like arch imps and baphs for the lolidom and agressively submissive loli respectively. And, aside from Alices, my favorite succs are the ones who struggle with being a succ. Like, a small-breasted sticc of a succ who is delighted to find someone so attracted to her.

>>21811342
As any daughteru with an Electra complex ought to be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:19:47 2019 No.21811399 >>21811320 For a vampire wouldnt that just make her hungry

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:21:02 2019 No.21811408 >>21811367 I was thinking about hanging her up like a chandelier. Remember when you first fight Bowser in Super Mario RPG where Princess Toadstool is tied up like that? Something almost exactly like that only with a wider dress and a cloth gag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:23:30 2019 No.21811426 >>21811289 >Princesses are too good. Loli wights, vampires, pharaohs and ice queens are cute. And lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:24:28 2019 No.21811431 File: 1.10 MB, 1000x1414, 1513537895716.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811185 >Fuck maids Yeah, that's my plan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:24:36 2019 No.21811432 Loli monster just make me want to protect them not lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:24:49 2019 No.21811435 File: 164 KB, 984x1200, CoW-4cBVYAAnD5R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811426 Forget all these princesses, I want a Queen. Dark variety, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:26:44 2019 No.21811443 >>21811432 But what if a familiar starts crying because you won't lewd her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:27:05 2019 No.21811448 File: 284 KB, 792x906, gru2APxB_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811432 Is that a challenge?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:31:07 2019 No.21811473 >>21811431 That maid is asking for it

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:32:15 2019 No.21811475 >>21811347 I want a Wight to make me into her lover (or whatever the male equivalent of mistress/concubine is).

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:32:54 2019 No.21811478 >>21811473 All maids are. Everyone knows that attending to their master's sexual needs is their most important duty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:33:16 2019 No.21811480 >>21811432 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:36:07 2019 No.21811487 >>21811443 I hug her and get her a bowl of ice cream

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:36:33 2019 No.21811493 File: 267 KB, 1280x2048, D31Zi-rWAAAsY97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811475 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:40:01 2019 No.21811510 >>21811478 How far will a maid go to satisfy her master? If master has a second wife, how does the maid treat her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:41:03 2019 No.21811514 >>21811487 But she doesn't want ice cream, she wants dick cream! It's physically painful for a familiar not to have her cunny filled!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:44:11 2019 No.21811534 File: 335 KB, 800x1130, 76062454_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:44:20 2019 No.21811537
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>>21811432
Even if they wear fancy dresses and sexy lingerie, and have plump high class butts and thighs?

It also occurs to me that there's no art of a cutelewd pear-shaped loli Ice Queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:45:00 2019 No.21811542 >>21811537 Them trying to look lewd just makes them more cute it's just cute how silly they look

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:45:41 2019 No.21811546 What would it take for a Sabbath to establish a new branch somewhere?

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:47:10 2019 No.21811559

>>21811510
>How far will a maid go to satisfy her master?
A maid who can't even sexually satisfy her master is basically no maid at all. For this reason proper maids are known to go to excessive lengths for their masters.
>If master has a second wife, how does the maid treat her?
It's very context dependent, but in general it would vary between with respect and professionalism to as a close friend or even sister. Maid's aren't really bothered if their master has a wife, because they know that the truth that a maid is effectively a superior version of a wife.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:51:38 2019 No.21811598
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>>21811263
Lilims are extremely versatile. Being that powerful and also attuned to all the other monsters, there's really no kink they can't hit. Even if it's physical forms they don't have by default, they can polymorph into it with no limitations whatsoever due to their power, so you'll never come across a situation where she's not powerful enough to do it.

It's not even sexually that they're versatile. You want a certain lifestyle? Or atmosphere in your life? There's nothing a lilim can't adapt to. Seaside life? Underwater? Sorching deserts? Lush IT AINT ME forests? Floating continents? You'll hardly find a place a lilim can't thrive in, unlike examples like mermaids trying to live in deserts.

And because of that versatility, there's always something new to try. Even if you somehow manage to get bored of something, you'll never get bored of her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:51:45 2019 No.21811599 >>21811559 So a maid would do any depraved, perverted thing her husband/master wanted and enjoy every moment of it? And revel in being used? And have smug satisfaction in being lewded when the other wife isn't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:54:37 2019 No.21811616 File: 447 KB, 667x1000, 75425985_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:55:35 2019 No.21811619 >>21811599 Every maid has their own limits for how far they'll go, as they are still people after all. But for the most the part the answer is yes to all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 14:59:52 2019 No.21811638 File: 307 KB, 1311x1464, PuttingAllYourPointsIntoDEX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811619 The best maids are the ones that can do it all while trussed up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:00:20 2019 No.21811640 >>21811408 Sounds perfect for a Wight. Or maybe even a Salamander who was forced to wear a nice dress for a formal event, especially with the gag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:03:02 2019 No.21811658 >>21811599 consider the following: >degenerate rapist maid

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:04:44 2019 No.21811664 >>21811658 It's not rape if she's your maid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:05:38 2019 No.21811668 >>21811619 >>21811658 I'd be down for that. >degenerate rapist maid and himedere loli who compete over me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:06:08 2019 No.21811671 File: 102 KB, 620x877, kikimora_by_lutherniel_d8byalp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811658

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:06:22 2019 No.21811673 File: 374 KB, 1085x1239, 1505684807281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811478 Even this innocent, genki maid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:10:08 2019 No.21811694 File: 89 KB, 698x910, 6kTLfC7f_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:14:51 2019 No.21811723 File: 263 KB, 1007x1400, EADmi2BUIAI4lPt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811658 I'd settle for degenerate

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:15:07 2019 No.21811725 File: 394 KB, 1174x1109, 0tTo0xb6_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811673 >yetis >innocent

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:15:58 2019 No.21811729 When you have a kiki daughteru how do you train her how to be a maid do you just let your wife do all the training?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:18:07 2019 No.21811738 >>21811725 She's keeping master in there so he doesn't interfere with her cleaning duties, it's for his own good! He'll get warming, loving hugs when he gets out!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:18:14 2019 No.21811740 File: 1.26 MB, 1200x2000, 3997bab7fc47577fba691b797d43cc12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811723 doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:19:54 2019 No.21811745 >>21811729 Your job is to make the mess

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:22:24 2019 No.21811756 >>21811723 >>21811740 Nothing better than having your waifu's ass on or near your face. Eating pussy is the most patrician fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:24:04 2019 No.21811763 >>21811240 >Graped Alp Oohhh. Thats dangerous. Especially if they turn Lamia or Apophis

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:25:19 2019 No.21811765 File: 153 KB, 1920x1080, EA915snU4AEr6Ao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:28:00 2019 No.21811776 >>21811546 Some pedophiles in the local government. Shouldn’t be too hard to find.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:28:32 2019 No.21811779 I want a dark gray skinned angel

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:35:01 2019 No.21811805 File: 85 KB, 764x690, D-W8p00XUAAcWiu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811779 Sorry, we're out of angels at the moment. Have this demon instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:36:49 2019 No.21811812 >>21811638 What the fuck? There’s no way home thats possible right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:40:46 2019 No.21811830 >>21811776 What if I am the local government, with Khepri wives?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:44:03 2019 No.21811846 File: 2.06 MB, 1300x1800, 72527675_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:44:28 2019 No.21811850 >>21811805 Then can I get a pure snow white demon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:52:08 2019 No.21811876 File: 498 KB, 3000x3600, EtFIH6k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811763 How would an apophis react if a human girl she graped turned into another apophis?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:53:00 2019 No.21811877 I want a Pharaoh with a grape snake tail

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:53:52 2019 No.21811882 >>21811763 Pretty sure it's only human women who become snakes after being graped. Grape alps, though, could be pretty dangerous, provided they don't latch onto the recently graped men nearby immediately.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:55:25 2019 No.21811886 >>21811877 you madman you combined two which should never mix

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:58:28 2019 No.21811896 >>21811846 What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:58:48 2019 No.21811898 >>21811877 That sounds top tier

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:59:45 2019 No.21811900 >>21811846 I wanna cum in this pig. >>21811882 An alp can become a lamia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 15:59:50 2019 No.21811901 >>21811896 I think she needs help with the homework. Maxwell’s laws are bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:01:05 2019 No.21811908 >>21811876 Depends. If she’s one of those loner types, then I could see her enjoying finally having a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:04:45 2019 No.21811920 >>21811901 >bullshit scrub detected

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:05:39 2019 No.21811923
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>>21811882
I assume that alping works the same as vanilla monsterization-succubus is the default result from say, spending too much time in a demon realm, but being injected with mamono mana from a specific monster type only will cause you to change into that monster, and those with a predisposition towards a certain species will change into that species regardless of how they're monsterized.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:05:46 2019 No.21811926 File: 353 KB, 1000x2000, she didn't give him his metal detector back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All biters get the ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:09:17 2019 No.21811942 >>21811923 thats how KC seems to view it. At least i know for pslimes its a near 100% certainty an alp can become a Slime Carrier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:11:32 2019 No.21811949 >>21811926 I want a salamander who's a total masochist and put her in bondage for "training" reasons. I basically want darkness from konosuba but as a Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:13:58 2019 No.21811954 What monster would speedrun video games because it would be fun to root for her

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:14:54 2019 No.21811957

>>21811949
>"Why won't you fall?!"
She tears off her armor, revealing a muscular female body covered in red streaks.
>>"Masochism, son! I get hot in response to physical trauma!"
The salamander turns around and slaps her ass with a DVD of Johnny Test, creating an audible whip crack sound.
>>"You can hurt me all you want, Jack!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:17:23 2019 No.21811967 >>21811957 I almost spat out my drink you glorious bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:18:10 2019 No.21811969 >>21811954 Wurm would be Dark Syde Phil, but cute and likeable. Alps would be speed runners because of the heresy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:18:52 2019 No.21811974 >>21811954 Clubs Trumparts are autistic shut-ins. They're my go-to for "mamono who likes vidya/tabletop".

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:26:11 2019 No.21811998 File: 653 KB, 1024x663, 56072942_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21811954 NEET lich.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:27:08 2019 No.21812000 >>21811954 An Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:34:35 2019 No.21812023 >>21811985 why did she commit not live?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:35:22 2019 No.21812026 I wonder if I could be a good wingman for monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:37:18 2019 No.21812032 >>21811954 Monsters playing video games are fun in general. Watching a Real Demon Lawyer (TM) play Ace Attorney would be pretty fun, for example.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:38:44 2019 No.21812041 I want to introduce an Anubis to minecraft and I'd make sure to put a seed in world gen so her first world spawns her in a desert village with a desert temple near by

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:42:49 2019 No.21812053 What vidya would Khepri like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:44:17 2019 No.21812056 >>21812053 Katamari Damacy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:50:10 2019 No.21812077 >>21812056 lel I could see them enjoying co-op games in general, and watching their husband play city-builders/strategy games/god simulators while offering advice, encouragement, and snuggling up to him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:51:37 2019 No.21812082 File: 171 KB, 992x1403, tumblr_p2imt8G9SJ1rkn25go2_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:54:50 2019 No.21812094 >>21811998 >Anon interrupts her 72 hour nonstop stream >stream goes briefly offline >she's continues streaming with Anon as her dickthrone

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:55:37 2019 No.21812097 >>21812082 This is a really nice Jinko

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 16:58:06 2019 No.21812108 Kind anon, recommend me stories: stories about monstergirls in (modern) online NEET communities, like imageboards and gaming, etc. Ideally more about monstergirls among themselves, not a romance story, but it's ok if it is that too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:02:41 2019 No.21812124 Oh what a lovely tea party

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:06:39 2019 No.21812139

>>21812077
>Anon snuggled up in his room playing Fire Emblem
>Loli Khepri wants him to reset every time a unit dies, because it makes her sad
>A couple of the more artistic Khepri watch for the female units he uses most for cosplay ideas
>The most masochistic of the Khepri offers him her body to take out frustration from RNG bullshit
>The "queen" Khepri snuggles up to him and happily watches him play, offering ideas and kissing him regularly
>Another Khepri, with a cute maid uniform, makes sure everyone has plenty of tea
>One of the more playful Khepri teasingly flirts with her husband using lines from support conversations he got - the cheesier the better

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:11:01 2019 No.21812156 >>21812139 I never played fire emblem

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:15:44 2019 No.21812170 >>21812156 If you want to give the series a try, I recommend emulating Sacred Stones first. Then, what you play next depends on if you want more difficulty, more waifus, or more balanced games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:21:11 2019 No.21812184 >>21812170 Or he can drop acid while in an aquarium

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:28:03 2019 No.21812201 File: 229 KB, 1018x1192, kK10Rov6_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812124

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:28:15 2019 No.21812202 give tribute to your dragon. praise your dragon. worship your dragon. serve your dragon. marry your dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:28:51 2019 No.21812205 >>21812184 That's one way to get a concerned Sea Bishop out of her tank, and one way of a Cheshire forcibly recruiting you into her prog-rock fusion band because "only you really GET" her vision.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:29:32 2019 No.21812209 >>21812202 But why do that? I could be hugging a bug, snugging a bug, and fugging a bug instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:29:44 2019 No.21812211 >>21812202 fus ro dah

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:31:36 2019 No.21812219 File: 124 KB, 848x1200, D7g3UzCUEAAUgLj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812202 I'm going to impregnate my dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:32:09 2019 No.21812221 >>21812209 Then replace dragon with dragonfly

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:32:50 2019 No.21812228 >>21811185 A butler should focus on his job and only do sexual things when it's part of his duties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:33:30 2019 No.21812230 >>21812219

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:33:33 2019 No.21812232

>>21812205
>join a Cheshire's zeuhl band
>the lack of an actual conlang and/or lexicon leads to disputes over what words actually exist
>disputes get heated, lead to physical altercations, lead to sex with shouting in non-word words
>songs don't actually end up written, it's just usually a bunch of Wonderland girls fucking each other and riding my cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:34:11 2019 No.21812237 >>21812202 How do you properly worship a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:34:35 2019 No.21812239 >>21812221 Sounds good to me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:40:55 2019 No.21812260 >>21812202 I would if I could.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:44:07 2019 No.21812270 File: 83 KB, 900x870, dy4op66lcud31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:44:27 2019 No.21812271 >>21812202 FUCK DRAGONS!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:46:14 2019 No.21812277 >>21812271 Yeah, that seems to be the general idea there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:50:10 2019 No.21812291 File: 529 KB, 1059x937, 1548557358388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812271 OK

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:53:27 2019 No.21812302 >>21812237 With a weapon that lacks the sharpness of the sword, the reach of the spear, the swiftness of the arrow, and the crushing blow of axe. It is a weak, impotent thing, this weapon. The heart of Man, they call it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:57:54 2019 No.21812318 >>21812201 Hatter-san!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 17:58:01 2019 No.21812319 >>21812270 She looks drunk. Did somebody pour ale into her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:02:43 2019 No.21812342 >>21812270 Do you have to have a special skill to fuck her hard enough to make her cum before she flees?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:05:04 2019 No.21812351 which loli turned you into a lolicon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:06:33 2019 No.21812359 >>21812342 Yes. Either "Hatchet Man" or "Thunder Thrust"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:06:34 2019 No.21812360 >>21812351 Either Amelia from Fire Emblem or Alice Margatroid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:08:32 2019 No.21812370 >>21812360 > Alice Margatroid. what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:09:10 2019 No.21812374 >>21812370 The PC-98 one I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:10:42 2019 No.21812379 File: 81 KB, 411x264, create_pc98_alice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812374

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:10:43 2019 No.21812380 >>21812370 Alice is a loli in the PC-98 games, and ephebophelia falls under lolicon in my perception anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:10:46 2019 No.21812381 >>21812108 There was one called Shitposting of the Mamonos

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:12:26 2019 No.21812388 >>21812380 >ephebophelia falls under lolicon no it doesn't and you're a dick if you're one of those people who keeps tagging them with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:14:32 2019 No.21812403 >>21812388 I haven't tagged anything, and I prefer the tween range for my lolis anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:14:56 2019 No.21812407 File: 233 KB, 792x964, 1548997881742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812351 Probably one of these two. Farthest back lolis I can think of that I was interested in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:15:09 2019 No.21812410 What if you stick a magnet to a automaton?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:16:16 2019 No.21812417 >>21812410 It messes with her circuits and bimbofies her until you remove it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:17:29 2019 No.21812427 >>21812410 she starts singing folk music

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:18:09 2019 No.21812432 >>21812381 Do you have a link? anubis and TFT turn up nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:19:23 2019 No.21812439 >>21812381 >>21812432 ... nevermind, found it, sorry. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:23:07 2019 No.21812455 EVO's on, and it got me thinking: >your waifu's species >her favorite fighting game >her main(s)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:24:28 2019 No.21812461 >>21812439 Then fucking link to it you ass hat. That is the least helpful thing you can ever post on the internet:

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:25:18 2019 No.21812464 >>21812461 https://touchfluffytail.org/?story=shitposting-of-the-monster-girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:25:33 2019 No.21812465 >>21812455 >Khepri harem >Out of the sisters, the one would most enjoy fighting games would like Soul Calibur most >She'd probably main Nightmare like the chuuni she is

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:25:40 2019 No.21812467 >>21812380 we get it you want to fuck kids without feeling bad about it no need to invent words

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:25:43 2019 No.21812468 >>21812455 >Cheshire >BlazBlue >Makoto >Jinko >Tekkan >King

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:27:08 2019 No.21812475 >>21812467 >implying I invented ephebophilia

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:29:42 2019 No.21812487 >>21812475 its possible

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:30:22 2019 No.21812493 Big titty nee-san monsters are love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:31:59 2019 No.21812504 >>21812455 >Scylla >whichever fighting games are very input intensive >whichever characters in said games that are even input intensiveier because limbs geddit

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:31:59 2019 No.21812505

>>21812410
>>21812417
>turn your strict, overprotective kuu automanee into a genki bimbo type by using a refrigerator magnet stuck to her forehead
>trick her into letting you go around and have a fun night out with no curfew or supervision
>she's kind of pouty about it though, and you have to promise you'll let her hug you and fix your hair in public without struggling
>it's a "super promise," which "is, like, twenty times stronger than a regular old promise, okie dokie?"
>come back home at 4am to a completely dark house, only illuminated by her lights
>with the lights coming from her, you can just barely see the magnet crushed in her left hand
>"Good morning, Anon. How was your time away?" in a quiet, deadpan voice that somehow radiates pure malicious energy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:32:57 2019 No.21812507 >>21812455 Would Devil Bugs like Smash Bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:33:56 2019 No.21812510 >>21812507 They'd hate Yugioh with the new tournament policy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:36:36 2019 No.21812517 File: 113 KB, 1024x768, 35865182_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812493 Of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:37:52 2019 No.21812519 >>21812351 that one from black bullet

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:42:17 2019 No.21812531 >>21812517 I want a monster nee-chan who looks like Ooba Minori

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:43:44 2019 No.21812536 File: 63 KB, 1280x720, 1564872224581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812519 The owl one, the twin-tails redhead, that one with the witch's hat, the psycho one with the swords, or pic related?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:44:25 2019 No.21812540 >>21812493 I want a big titty Pharaoh-nee that is ever so slightly haughty about just how much fun she can have with me and how comforting she can be. The lap pillows would be heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:44:26 2019 No.21812541 What’s your favorite mge species and why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:47:20 2019 No.21812548 >>21812536 twin tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:49:58 2019 No.21812557 File: 1.52 MB, 2192x2815, 1556837251517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812541 Loli, big mofu, cute and smug, but also easily flustered with the power of dick

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:53:38 2019 No.21812569

>>21812541
Khepri.
I like dark-skinned girls, I like bug girls, I like eager submissive girls, I like sister-harems, I like the idea of being a supernatural king, and the idea of these sisters all masturbating/yuri-ing their demonic energy out into spheres to pour into their eventual husband to help him be the best he can be for them and their future kingdom is both arousing and adorable. I really like the idea that one of the Khepri in a group is their leader, and that she takes the role of queen, and during their initial reverse gangbang of their new husband, she's the last to get fucked, instead taking the demonic energy spheres into her pussy and forcing into the man's mouth in between his orgasms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:54:27 2019 No.21812573 >>21812464 This is fucking terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:55:08 2019 No.21812576 >>21812541 Who cares?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:56:30 2019 No.21812580 File: 262 KB, 2048x1145, D8npkQxX4AAQgjC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STICC or THICC?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:56:34 2019 No.21812581 What monster is the opposite of your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:57:23 2019 No.21812583 File: 360 KB, 723x1023, 1557269939571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812580 FLATT

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 18:58:21 2019 No.21812585 >>21812580 EXTRA THICC

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:00:05 2019 No.21812591 >>21812580 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:00:20 2019 No.21812593 >>21812580 MAX THICK

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:00:39 2019 No.21812595

>>21812580
Sticc, always sticc.

>>21812581
Charybdis.
>Gangbangs vs. reverse gangbangs
>Isolation vs. socialization
>Underwater vs. desert
>Pale vs. dark
>Immobile vs. highly mobile
>Bitter rivalry with nearby thematically related mamono vs. friendship and cooperation with nearby thematically related mamono

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:01:39 2019 No.21812598 >>21812581 Baphomet, but I'd still fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:04:13 2019 No.21812606 >>21812580 Both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:04:19 2019 No.21812608 File: 460 KB, 1024x472, Charybdis_New.PNG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812595 >Gangbangs You do realize that was retconned? Unless you count doppelganger potion

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:05:54 2019 No.21812611 >>21812608 I mean doppelganger potion, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:08:43 2019 No.21812618 How do monsters with big hands eat pringles the can is too small for them

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:09:11 2019 No.21812620 File: 78 KB, 1200x600, __miia_rachnera_arachnera_solid_snake_and_the_boss_monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou_and_etc_drawn_by_loen_lapae__b883d1ed50ece8d3bf4ca3f4a897f41b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:09:19 2019 No.21812621 >>21812608 Is it possible for a Charybdis's husband to develop a tolerance or addiction to doppelganger potions?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:09:31 2019 No.21812623 How do you get your monstergirl daughterus to calm down and go to sleep if they're being too rambunctious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:10:12 2019 No.21812626 >>21812618 A bowl or directly into the mouth >>21812620 No sluts allowed

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:11:36 2019 No.21812634 >>21812623 Have loud and obnoxious sex with the waifu right outside their bedroom doors. Make it as corny and disgusting as can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:11:56 2019 No.21812637 >>21812623 Read her a bed time story

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:13:18 2019 No.21812641 >>21812623 Strap her down and gag her for some thorough spanking therapy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:14:01 2019 No.21812644 >>21812541 Crow Tengu are cute nerds that want to live a quiet life and be dicked extra hard during mating season. Big wings are also great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:14:06 2019 No.21812645 >>21812641 This is a good course of action. Though you should gag her with your dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:14:13 2019 No.21812646 >>21812634 >implying she wouldn't try to join in

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:14:52 2019 No.21812649 >>21812620 >tfw no dummy thicc snek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:15:16 2019 No.21812652 >>21812621 It's a magic potion, not a drug

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:15:19 2019 No.21812653 >>21812646 That's the idea

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:15:22 2019 No.21812654 >>21812541 Dark elf I like femdom

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:15:33 2019 No.21812656 >>21812646 thats why you lock the door

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:16:33 2019 No.21812657 File: 779 KB, 1886x2333, idH9F8P6_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812611 >>21812621 What other monstergirls would have an affinity for doppel potion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:18:18 2019 No.21812665 >>21812657 doppelganger

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:18:41 2019 No.21812666 >>21812657 I'd imagine harem monsters enjoy it so each of the girls gets more time with (one of) you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:18:49 2019 No.21812668 >>21812657 >Tentacle >Shoggoth >Slime Queen >Scylla, to make a Charybdis jealous >Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:18:50 2019 No.21812667 >>21812645 I mean, I can't spank her to the best of my ability if we're in an awkward position. Once her round little butt is all red and shiny though, then I can definitely shove my dock down her throat!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:20:44 2019 No.21812675 Sea bishops sure are cute

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:21:46 2019 No.21812679

>>21812623
Have one of her aunts eat her out while another schlicks over her mouth.
Then, when she's reeling from her orgasm, have her mother jack me off using her body as a living onahole, until she reaches ahegao levels of pleasure and falls into a giddy sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:22:14 2019 No.21812680 >>21812541 Kakuen Mostly because i like monkey girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:22:45 2019 No.21812682 >>21812455 Everytime you lose its one creampie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:23:59 2019 No.21812685 >>21812682 But I was giving her a creampie for each match I won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:24:13 2019 No.21812686 >>21812623 Warm cup of her mommas milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:24:23 2019 No.21812687 >>21812541 >Shoggoth >BlazBlue >Arakune

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:25:13 2019 No.21812691 >>21812679 Based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:28:19 2019 No.21812698 DO NOT have sex with your kids

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:31:11 2019 No.21812701 >>21812698 Wasn't planning on it daughters are for pure

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:34:19 2019 No.21812710 >>21812698 Instruction unclear, Got a loli harem.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:35:14 2019 No.21812711 >>21812698 But what if my kid is super sexy and hot for my dick?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:36:44 2019 No.21812713 >>21812541 Leanen Sidhe because none of them would ever be interested in me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:37:35 2019 No.21812716 >>21812541 Elf or Angel Why? They are and look the same as human women but are just better

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:37:43 2019 No.21812717 >>21812510 What did they change now? Is Rule sharking still punishable?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:38:14 2019 No.21812718 >>21812717 you have to have hygiene

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:38:23 2019 No.21812719 >>21812698 But what if I want my granddaughter to also be my daughter?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:38:53 2019 No.21812720 >>21812713 >spoiler Anon you know that just attracts them to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:40:16 2019 No.21812723 I'll never lewd my daughteru she needs to find a boy herself

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:40:16 2019 No.21812724 >>21812719 go to Arkansans

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:40:40 2019 No.21812725 >>21812717 Bad hygiene can get you banned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:40:53 2019 No.21812726 >https://i.imgur.com/cMK2QJ2.jpg little onis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:41:34 2019 No.21812728 >>21812723 That's what they all say anon, then the boy she chooses is you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:41:55 2019 No.21812729 File: 38 KB, 640x492, Excuse me miss, professional Owl Inspector.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah yes, this is an Owl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:42:02 2019 No.21812730 >>21812726 high tension Japanese goblin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:42:54 2019 No.21812732 >>21812728 too bad she needs to make a life for herself

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:43:14 2019 No.21812733

>>21812698
>Daughteru comes to you begging to you to pound her pussy like you did to her mom, your wife
>Show her your collection of "Don't dick the daughteru" paraphernalia
>Send her to bed that night as she cries silently about never having sex with the man she loves and being in a forever platonic relationship
>Mom overhears and devises a plan
>Later that night as you get ready for bed the lights suddenly switch off in the bedroom as your wife tackles you from behind and tosses you onto the bed
>Rapes you just like that time on your honeymoon where you decided not to see each other for a week before the wedding
>After she's finished you turn the lights back on to see it's your daughter and your wife was recording the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:43:30 2019 No.21812735 Cute monsters are for cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:44:14 2019 No.21812737 >>21812729 I remember we had to do this to calm down chickens .

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:44:20 2019 No.21812738 >>21812733 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:44:33 2019 No.21812739 Just a heads up, there's a group of shorstack goblin delinquents wandering around and their looking for husbands. Be careful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:45:25 2019 No.21812740 >>21812737 I wonder if that works on Cockatrices too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:46:11 2019 No.21812743 >>21812733 Anon married the right girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:46:33 2019 No.21812745 >>21812739 I think I can handle 5 or so of those pint-sized troublemakers.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:48:05 2019 No.21812746
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So I had a dream earlier today that a buff dragon and her mino friend both wanted me to eat them out in a bathroom stall.

I ended up going with the dragon girl for some reason even though I strongly prefer minos. Regardless, it was a fun experience. She was kinda mean though, and she even wanted me to shove my entire head into her cunt as I ate her out. But I still enjoyed it.

She had a darker skin tone and red scales and hair.

Any of you anons have sexual dreams about monster girls of late? Or any monster girl dreams in general?

I also had a dream about a cheshire cat. I was her boyfriend, and I died after I fell from a very high place. All I could do was look on as a ghost at her as she was wailing in grief at my body. That was a very depressing dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:48:15 2019 No.21812748 Why do so many of the posts here read like they're ripped straight from the wiki's comments section?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:48:38 2019 No.21812749 >>21812745 Look anon remember Dr. Grant's description about raptors in Jurassic Park? The second you see one there are others waiting to pounce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:49:29 2019 No.21812753 >>21812748 Cross posters who go shitpost on the wiki then shitpost here

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:50:10 2019 No.21812756 >>21812746 >Oh my gosh, mom I just met this handsome knight, he was so strong and his armor was sooo cool!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:50:43 2019 No.21812757 >>21812748 ???

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:50:45 2019 No.21812758 >>21812748 I've never been there, so I wouldn't know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:52:50 2019 No.21812762 >>21812757 >>21812758 Increasing numbers of posts on these threads read like a 12 year old wrote them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:53:55 2019 No.21812763 >>21812720 Doubtful since there's bound to be one that enjoys watching my burning out like a sociopath would enjoy watching a flower wither and rot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:54:55 2019 No.21812767 >>21812762 Who do you think most of the people coming to 4chan in the middle of the summer are? Adults?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 19:57:10 2019 No.21812773 >>21812767 to mgs have appeal to youngsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:01:58 2019 No.21812783 >>21812773 MGE was the first porn I downloaded, back about a decade ago. The ideas of easy sex and unconditional, nurturing love both appealed strongly to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:03:03 2019 No.21812786 What kind of monster would protect me from monster bullies

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:03:23 2019 No.21812789 >>21812783 >back about a decade ago. man i feel old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:05:26 2019 No.21812792 >>21812773 MGQ was how I got introduced into monster girls. I never even played it just watched some youtuber play it. Tried searching it up again but his account was deleted

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:05:52 2019 No.21812794 >>21812792 MGQ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:06:23 2019 No.21812796 >>21812792 >I never even played it just watched some youtuber play it. fucking secondaries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:07:33 2019 No.21812801 >>21812794 Every time I think I've seen the pinnacle of nu I just keep on getting surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:08:19 2019 No.21812805 >>21812796 I've never actually played Part 3.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:09:02 2019 No.21812807 >>21812794 Monster Girl Quest. I liked some of the scenes everything with harpies was the best but hated most because of the vore, snuff, and general shit fetishes >>21812796 It was a family computer at the time and I was too scared of being found out

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:10:22 2019 No.21812810 >>21812796 Can't say I bothered to play past p1.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:13:09 2019 No.21812815 Imagine a dating show where 1 man is chained to 4 monstergirls and he has to pick which girl wins

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:14:37 2019 No.21812819 >>21812815 Welcome to: The Mating Game! pun in ten did

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:17:35 2019 No.21812824 Are monster girls going to become real? or are we just fucking the human race once and for all? https://www.technologyreview.com/s/614052/scientists-are-making-human-monkey-hybrids-in-china/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:17:35 2019 No.21812825 File: 736 KB, 1106x1159, moth_girl_by_jeffodraws_ddd83hl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:18:11 2019 No.21812829 >>21812819 What pun? Why are you typing like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:18:53 2019 No.21812830 >>21812829 Look up: the dating game. It was an old tv show.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:22:04 2019 No.21812842 >>21812824 Here's a tip: don't believe sensationalist reporting on purported scientific activity because most of the time it's bullshit from multiple angles.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:22:58 2019 No.21812847 >>21812819 Posts like this make me wonder if >>21812762 is right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:24:03 2019 No.21812849 >>21812733 They could have pulled off MG Freaky Friday to make it smoother

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:24:35 2019 No.21812850 File: 251 KB, 571x675, 75884793_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:26:43 2019 No.21812857 >>21812815 There already was a show like that from 2001

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:29:38 2019 No.21812865 >>21812850 She looks like a friendly ghost

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:33:26 2019 No.21812873 >>21812865 Shit, did Casper alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:34:26 2019 No.21812877 File: 911 KB, 2048x2772, MAID style.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are maids so great

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:34:26 2019 No.21812878 File: 478 KB, 942x1400, 6b0fe023ff6653781ed9414ccf499122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Plump zombie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:38:30 2019 No.21812892 File: 788 KB, 1000x1600, completely normal kiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812877 The world may never know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:39:02 2019 No.21812894 >>21812892 Why is my kiki purple?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:42:59 2019 No.21812915 >>21812877 The love a maid has for her master is selfless, devoted and kind. Like a housewife but with a cuter outfit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:44:05 2019 No.21812919 >>21812878 Lots of meat on that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:54:18 2019 No.21812958 Can you trust monster cops?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 20:59:02 2019 No.21812968 >>21812958 >yfw facist pigs actual pigs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:01:16 2019 No.21812975 >>21812958 You can trust them to fuck you after they've cuffed you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:02:32 2019 No.21812977 >>21812958 Yes! You should have heard about the monster and human sex trafficking ring they broke up yesterday! >>21812968 >cops >fascist pigs Anarchist scum

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:04:01 2019 No.21812979 >>21812958 You can trust them to deliver Justice. Justice is the name they gave the daughter you knocked them up with during "enhanced interrogation."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:09:15 2019 No.21812990 >>21812958 I want to go to a cop after being raped and when I file my complaint I see my rapist

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:13:36 2019 No.21812998 >>21812990 >What, did you want her number or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:13:37 2019 No.21812999 >>21812990 >"What is the nature of your complaint, sir?" >"...she left without making breakfast and she doesn't answer my calls."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:17:41 2019 No.21813010 >>21812990 >You go to file a complain but the moment the cop you are talking to turns around its her and she just gives you and evil smile and asks if you want to keep filing this complaint

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:20:23 2019 No.21813021 >>21812958 Officer Kobold might technically just be a meter maid, but she's still here to do her best for all citizens!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:22:20 2019 No.21813029 When your daughteru was young what was her dream job?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:25:49 2019 No.21813046 >>21813029 Firefighter which is weird because she is a dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:35:00 2019 No.21813091 File: 1.06 MB, 2893x4092, Karakasa_Obake_01_SFW2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Did I surprise you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:36:15 2019 No.21813098 >>21813091 Yes, I didn't expect Kogasa's cousin to visit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:36:24 2019 No.21813099 File: 42 KB, 484x434, 1551973815015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812801 Damn kids. They don't know about the good old days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:37:51 2019 No.21813106 File: 497 KB, 1872x1584, 67947398ec0db54802739544f4c49e68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812958 Absolutely.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:37:52 2019 No.21813105 >>21813046 that's racist

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:39:39 2019 No.21813115 >>21813106 I wonder what kind of drug busts she has

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:40:44 2019 No.21813121 >>21812999 This is kinda interesting I wonder what a mg cop would do if your complaint wasn’t about being raped but about her not staying after

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:42:14 2019 No.21813131 File: 144 KB, 1012x879, caughtyou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813121 Go for round two?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:45:14 2019 No.21813145 File: 845 KB, 920x1400, DxrMfjEUcAA7UFt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:46:06 2019 No.21813150 >>21813145 Flustered Fluffy Foxes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:50:46 2019 No.21813167 File: 94 KB, 1050x1200, lolice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813121 Then it's time to administer some justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:53:41 2019 No.21813173 What monster would be okay with just hand holding?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:54:55 2019 No.21813177 >>21813173 Maybe Unicorn, but >>21810569 >>21810580

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:56:37 2019 No.21813185 I want mofu on monsters that dont usually have mofu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 21:59:05 2019 No.21813193 File: 149 KB, 1200x900, dgcfUSxz_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813185 Mofu dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:01:11 2019 No.21813197 >>21813193 Make it archaeopteryx dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:01:34 2019 No.21813199 >>21813185 Would gremlins genetically modify their daughters to have mofu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:02:23 2019 No.21813203 >>21813185 Mofu Otohime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:04:15 2019 No.21813210 >>21813199 Gremlins are weird especially if you fuck them after midnight

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:04:31 2019 No.21813212 >>21813185 Please compliment kiki's fluffy furfeathers! Off-brand mofu is still good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:06:00 2019 No.21813219 >>21813212 Kikis have the best feathers

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:10:51 2019 No.21813226 File: 187 KB, 857x1200, D5P_dvmUYAMhU6s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813219 feathers and sharp parts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:11:09 2019 No.21813228 What if other Monster Girls loved bees? What if I were bees? What if you were bees? What if we were all bees? What if the sun was bees? What if the moon was bees? What if bees were love? What if bees were life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:13:37 2019 No.21813235 >>21813029 Papa's slutty little cock sleeve.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:14:31 2019 No.21813237
File: 1.03 MB, 774x1200, lolibooru 204345 animal_ear_fluff blurry_foreground collared_shirt eyebrows_visible_through_hair feet_out_of_frame hair_between_eyes sleeves_past_wrists very_long_hair.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

protect daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:15:48 2019 No.21813238 File: 702 KB, 1920x1440, 4824ec92627aae83f7132d1e9670f323.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813228

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:17:08 2019 No.21813243 File: 328 KB, 1000x833, 73804528_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:19:02 2019 No.21813250 File: 125 KB, 512x512, mofu ice queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813185 The Mofu Queen in the North!

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:26:21 2019 No.21813267
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>You sit on the throne
>Your waifu follows your every command
>But you'll never be as strong as her
or
>Your waifu sits on the throne
>You follow her every command
>But she will never be as strong as you

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:26:38 2019 No.21813270 >>21813238 Honey tit sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:30:26 2019 No.21813276 >>21813267 Probably the second. I have no desire for real authority but I'd be happy to help her out with other kinds of power however I could. Seems like a stressful life.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:37:15 2019 No.21813298

>>21813267
I want to be my waifu's enforcer
>Danuki loan shark that just started out in the criminal business
>Recruited me by scoping out the gym for scary looking buff dude and only had $20 to spare
>Deal went wrong and saved her from mofukuza
>From there we toppled century long criminal dynasty as she took the head of the operation
>Call her to private meeting as she thinks I'm going to betray her only for me to get down and one knee and propose
>Kunoichi bodyguards watching from dark corners of room all collectively stifle their squeals of excitement
>Danuki does no such thing and begins crying
>Still go by second-in-command and pretend to be strictly business with her in front of the employees
>Secretly after we retire to our room she's stripped her clothes and is on all fours begging me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:38:03 2019 No.21813301 >>21813267 The second one. I have enough authority in my day to day life, just want to not have to think I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:38:41 2019 No.21813306 File: 845 KB, 1400x617, fc227c3df60481c2f238af29ab71ea06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813267 The later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:44:58 2019 No.21813318 >>21813267 If I don't actually have any responsibilities, then the first option, because I don't care about authority like >>21813276 and so I can just chill with my strong waifu. Otherwise, the latter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:48:34 2019 No.21813331 >>21813318 >If I don't actually have any responsibilities, then the first option If you take the throne it's implied you're the ruler of something, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:50:14 2019 No.21813336 >>21813267 The second. I don't want to be responsible for ordering others around or running a nation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:52:38 2019 No.21813344 >>21813250 She's throwing up gang signs!

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:56:15 2019 No.21813353

>>21813331
I figured that's the case, but I was covering all bases in case it includes something like being a beginner evil overlord starting out with nothing but the literal throne and the waifu, which makes me realize I would be the most inept evil overlord ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:56:21 2019 No.21813354 Why do I find jinkos so cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:57:57 2019 No.21813356 >>21813354 They're Big. They're tough. But mostly, they'll chuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 22:59:29 2019 No.21813360 >>21806310 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that making a 'tip' of your dick in the pizza delivery monster girl is NOT a valid form of payment, though she may appreciate it.

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:00:03 2019 No.21813362

>>21813353
>inept level 1 evil overlord
>direct cheshire underling in a jester outfit frequently undermines his authority and makes jokes at his expense, but uses her teleportation skills, her claws and an extensive knowledge of magic to enforce his silly, misguided will
>secretly fiercely protective and affectionate but hides it well behind the snark
I'd watch that series.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:00:15 2019 No.21813363 >>21813115 The only drug bust she has are drugs IN her bust that you must sniff off of her chest. Snorting Cocaine off of a whore's tits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:00:30 2019 No.21813364 File: 14 KB, 195x194, 04FFFF03-10DD-4B13-BF00-E0B95995748E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21808344 Ushi’s are lurking...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:05:29 2019 No.21813375 >>21813360 >doorbell rings >open it for deliverygirl >exchange payment for pizza, along with a small bonus of money for the driver >close door and enjoy pizza Just how uncommon would this simple sequence of events be?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:07:14 2019 No.21813382 >>21813375 Depends, did you at least check out her chest?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:08:06 2019 No.21813383 >>21813375 You can get that after you're married, assuming it's not to a bicorn or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:09:12 2019 No.21813385 >>21813382 Of course sometimes your eyes wander for a split second or two, but anything other than that would be impolite and out of the ordinary, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:10:43 2019 No.21813388 >>21813385 You've done the bare minimum of at least checking her out. She will go back to her deliveries satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:12:18 2019 No.21813396 I bet drunk monstergirls would be annoying to be sober around

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:16:31 2019 No.21813404 File: 152 KB, 818x593, 144HUT9r_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:18:00 2019 No.21813407

>>21813396
>drunk demon boss crying about how she never wanted to be a business woman and just wanted to be a suburban housewife with a white picket fence
>drunk kobolds, hellhounds and werewolves howling at the moon, indoors
>drunk ochimusha trying to show off her sword skills so you'll accept her as a bodyguard and just spilling beer everywhere
>drunk kiki and shog offering to clean your house, assuring you that it isn't a euphemism for anything, unless you want it to be?
>childhood friend patting you on the back and saying dealing with all these drunk girls must be tough, huh, before downing her own beer and looking melancholicly off into the distance

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:22:23 2019 No.21813420 >>21813396 Lamia get super clingy and pass out with you wrapped in their coils

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:26:51 2019 No.21813431 >>21813407 Poor friend I hope she isnt too sad of a drunk because I'd have to let her cry in my shoulder

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:26:55 2019 No.21813432 >>21813267 How about: >My waifu sits on the throne >I usually follow her every command >But I will never be as strong as her

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:28:43 2019 No.21813441 >>21813267 The second one, I love being bossed around

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:30:21 2019 No.21813447 >>21813407 I wanna offer that hellhound belly rubs

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:31:37 2019 No.21813450 >>21813407 I'll probably just get myself drunk too so I don't have to deal with all that

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:43:01 2019 No.21813472 >>21813396 how do aquatic girls get drunk?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:45:29 2019 No.21813481 >>21813472 >Hey look, anon! I'm drinking like a fish! >-hic- - Sea Bishop for the third time that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:50:32 2019 No.21813488 File: 298 KB, 1600x1139, 1562117329638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kumihos

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 3 23:51:45 2019 No.21813489 File: 1.42 MB, 1900x1080, 1420084821935.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21812541 Hellhound >Big >Fluffy >Dominant

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:02:11 2019 No.21813511 File: 1.11 MB, 4096x3183, Dy5eAXPW0AAOYii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:08:21 2019 No.21813519 File: 368 KB, 1300x1300, FvSf31eU_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813472 Poseidon's Magic Liquor.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:14:54 2019 No.21813531
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>>21813396
>>21813407
>>drunk demon boss crying about how she never wanted to be a business woman and just wanted to be a suburban housewife with a white picket fence

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:16:07 2019 No.21813540 >>21813488 What about them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:24:58 2019 No.21813570 >>21813364 I bet she's just shy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:27:46 2019 No.21813580 File: 107 KB, 728x670, 74721824_p23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813570

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:28:11 2019 No.21813581 File: 55 KB, 344x195, 1437845875543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813511 Reminder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:29:58 2019 No.21813585 >>21813531 Aw, poor girl. Gotta get her a white picket fence paperweight for her desk to make her feel better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:30:23 2019 No.21813586 >>21813531 Be careful with your drink, miss Demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:30:57 2019 No.21813589 >>21813531 Extremists make good friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:33:10 2019 No.21813598 >>21813540 Are perfect

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:40:03 2019 No.21813621 File: 123 KB, 1309x1277, 430abc0fc0faddbebeda935183e0591c1db91026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slimes are great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:40:22 2019 No.21813622 >>21813580 death love

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:45:48 2019 No.21813639 >>21813580 I’ve never seen, “Love and Affection” spelt like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:50:05 2019 No.21813646 How are hellhounds around actual dogs? I'd like a hellhound gf but I don't want her fighting with any of my dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:54:13 2019 No.21813654 File: 1.18 MB, 1114x1474, 69590675_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813621 Transparent slimes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 00:56:27 2019 No.21813658 File: 131 KB, 637x449, a smol kiki and shog accost you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813396 >>21813407 >drunk kiki and shog offering to clean your house, assuring you that it isn't a euphemism for anything, unless you want it to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:01:41 2019 No.21813670 File: 174 KB, 900x750, huh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813646 Amiable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:07:25 2019 No.21813686 >>21813658 Time to go on an adventure with a little kiki and shog using their powers to help you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:11:07 2019 No.21813700 >>21813658 Precious maids like that get fed orange juice and plenty of water. Very cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:11:31 2019 No.21813704 So the story of Maleficent is essentially the story of a lilim who had her husband leave her to take her kingdom?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:17:56 2019 No.21813720
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>>21813670
I wonder if monster girls can communicate with animals they're based off. Imagine walking in on your hellhound gf having a conversation with the family dog or something.
>Bark
>Well, sure, when you put it like that, buying would be best, but it feels like such a risk.
>Bork
>Yeah you're right, buying a place probably would be a good investment for the future, and it would be better to raise kids in than this little apartment we rent.
>Boof
>Yeah their realtors do seem kinda condescending, don't they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:19:17 2019 No.21813724 >>21813658 I feel like they would make more of a mess than they would be cleaning up

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:20:03 2019 No.21813727 File: 27 KB, 399x403, 1541997964897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813720 They'd probably communicate back in a similar fashion, meaning you're probably going to be left clueless as to the discussion at hand unless your gf tells you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:20:43 2019 No.21813729 >>21813720 I'd fear the dog is a sith

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:29:17 2019 No.21813762 >>21813720 If nothing else, I’m sure Nekomatas would be able to since they actually take the form of a real cat while stalking their future husband.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:34:22 2019 No.21813772

>>21813727
>Hubby, I think we should replace our wood flooring with carpets.
>”Why? It’d be such a mess.”
>The both of us think that carpet is easier to use
>”both?”
>The dog and I have trouble with our paws on the floor and he agrees we should change. Isn’t that right? BARKRRRRBARKBARK
>WOOF
>See, she agrees. Also, we should switch back to the chicken recipe. She doesn’t care for bacon strangely enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:35:48 2019 No.21813779 I wanna hug fluffy dumb monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:37:05 2019 No.21813787 >yfw your dog meets KDF's dog at the dog park >your wan wife learns of the horrors that go on in that house in turn

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:43:40 2019 No.21813808 >Monsters tricking teens into rubbing cum on their face as a cure for acne >It does work, but there are some devastating consequences, especially for boys

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:50:23 2019 No.21813824 >>21813531 I will put a bun in that cake's oven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:51:36 2019 No.21813829 >>21813727 Egyptian Marshmallow Dog! Very rare!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:53:30 2019 No.21813833 File: 100 KB, 991x863, kyaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813531 >>21813658 So he has a demon on his right arm, and two meidos behind him. Who is on this Chad's left?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:54:59 2019 No.21813835 >>21813833 >summon a succubus just to headpat and cuddle her

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:56:31 2019 No.21813841 >Summoning a Hellhound instead of a succubus, all by accident, and expecting to get fucked-oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:57:48 2019 No.21813844 >>21813396 Could a zombie even get drunk because if not it would be cute watching one act drunk because you gave her a juice box and she thinks it to be wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 01:59:13 2019 No.21813850 File: 212 KB, 1110x800, 1557021966673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813841 Always watch your spelling, especially when using magical languages you can't really read.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:01:14 2019 No.21813860 >>21813850 Does magic have a command for commenting lines out? Do you use double forward slashes, or slash asterisk?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:01:42 2019 No.21813862 Werewolves are for making loads of adorable puppies with! Hellhounds too, but werewolves are less crazy about ramming you till you faint. Depends on the current moon phase.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:02:29 2019 No.21813870 >>21813862 Werewolves are underrated and deserve an art update.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:03:52 2019 No.21813876 I want a titania doujin by aho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:04:27 2019 No.21813878 >>21813860 There's shorthand in research papers and spellbooks, but when it comes to actual use then everything you put down matters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:04:52 2019 No.21813879 >>21813860 """ or # Magic runs off python.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:06:25 2019 No.21813882 >>21813879 Do monster girls use 3 or 4 spaces?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:07:52 2019 No.21813883 >>21813882 they use tabs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:08:26 2019 No.21813887 I wanna cuddle with a zombie

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:08:27 2019 No.21813888 >>21813870 >You will never have hand holding mating press with a fit abs werewolf, biting you gently on the neck and kissing your face before you orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:10:32 2019 No.21813894 >>21813883 What plebs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:17:38 2019 No.21813904 Dad Jokes vs Daughteru and her friends that she brought over to your house who wins

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:19:24 2019 No.21813908 >>21813887 Just be patient with her. She doesn’t really understand cuddling, so she may keep trying to shamble around while you’re both laying down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:19:25 2019 No.21813909 >>21813850 Like that one time lich-San ordered a book on negromancy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:20:42 2019 No.21813913 >>21813908 If I hold her I bet she will slowly calm down

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:21:22 2019 No.21813915 >>21813908 Would a zombie like a heated or weighted blanket?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:22:55 2019 No.21813920 >>21813909 Ooga Booga, where the Lilims at?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:24:37 2019 No.21813922 File: 1.27 MB, 1517x1808, 1560312259733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21813920 I heard lilim

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:25:05 2019 No.21813926 >>21813920 More like where the cute boys at

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:27:03 2019 No.21813935 Where is the proper place for a maid to sleep?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:27:46 2019 No.21813939 >>21813935 On mastah's laps

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:28:46 2019 No.21813942 >>21813935 If I ever got a maid she'd get the bed and I'd take the couch

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:29:50 2019 No.21813947 >>21813926 I’m suddenly drawing a blank. Do we have any other black monsters besides the hellhound? Not counting desert or brown species.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:30:30 2019 No.21813952 >>21813947 Kakuen

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:30:52 2019 No.21813954 >>21813942 She’s going to sleep on the couch with you, or princess carry you to the bed each night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:31:02 2019 No.21813955 >>21813947 Yeti is an ape

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:32:26 2019 No.21813958 >>21813954 She does so much she should get the better rest she needs it more than me

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:39:02 2019 No.21813977 >>21813958 Her best night’s sleep happen when you’re lying next to her, no matter the circumstance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:39:33 2019 No.21813978 File: 401 KB, 775x1100, 1554074751699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder for Adventurers, please be considerate when returning to town, make sure that no high-level Monsters follow you from their respective zones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:42:54 2019 No.21813985 >>21813978 Lizards are cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:43:34 2019 No.21813989 >>21813978 I can't afford a place fit for a high-level monster. She needs to let me move in with her, goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 02:44:51 2019 No.21813992 >>21813978 Why would a high level monster follow me Im terrible at pulling aggro

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:15:10 2019 No.21814059 >>21813511 Is someone commissioning all these brown goats? Not complaining, just curious

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:17:33 2019 No.21814065 File: 1.20 MB, 2615x1223, 1553213667140.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814059 Whoever he is, he has good taste in Goats.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:38:35 2019 No.21814116

>>21813992
>every time anon tries to tank and pull aggro the MGs get flustered and shy away
>only once he hits the higher level zones do the MGs start to have enough Heart Points to withstand the effect
>sometimes it so effective he never loses aggro no matter the distance he puts between them
>years later after he retires with his several acquired wives one shows up at his door step from time to time to be added to the fold

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:49:47 2019 No.21814131 >>21814065 Fuck Goats

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:51:37 2019 No.21814136 >>21814131 You forgot an E.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:56:26 2019 No.21814143 File: 138 KB, 1200x712, quick and dirty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814131 Let the goat fuck you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:57:40 2019 No.21814148 >>21814136 Fuck eGoats

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 03:57:55 2019 No.21814149 >>21814143 I'mma bloat that goat with plenty of children!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:07:25 2019 No.21814169 >>21814149 I have to take a personal stance against impregnating wine aunts on moral grounds. FAS is nothing to laugh at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:25:10 2019 No.21814204 >>21814148 >Local eGoat personality, DPSGaming, banned from popular streaming platform after accidentally streaming herself masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:31:33 2019 No.21814213 I could defeat at least 2 fairies, maybe 3. Not 4, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:32:38 2019 No.21814214 >>21814213 Yeah I go to gay bars too and just pick fights with them. Usually we take on like 10 at a time though. My wendigo GF gets in on it. Wow can she throw fruits through a wall and turn them into a vegetable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:34:51 2019 No.21814215 >>21814213 >>21814214 You guys are exactly the reason Fairy Knights exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:41:01 2019 No.21814234 >>21814213 I can probably beat a Salamander if she takes pity on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:44:04 2019 No.21814241 >>21813729 just put it down then

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:45:19 2019 No.21814245 Magical sex goats probably don't get FAS

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:48:05 2019 No.21814251 >>21814245 Their horns are just born more far apart. You can tell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:49:54 2019 No.21814256 >>21814213 >>21814234 I could beat up an Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:50:38 2019 No.21814259 >>21814213 >>21814214 fairies are for kidnapping

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:51:52 2019 No.21814263 >>21814259 I put them in little jars and every time I get low on health I open a jar and get three hearts back. Weird though, if I get a fairy with short hair and tiny boobs I only get a quarter of a heart back. Gotta watch out for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:52:50 2019 No.21814266 >>21814256 Actually you can't. IF you're so heartless you could beat up a small crying girl you would son have her very pissed jabberwock onee-san on your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:56:05 2019 No.21814274 >>21814266 My waifu can beat her up. She's a Dragon too but fit instead of fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 04:56:08 2019 No.21814275 File: 182 KB, 1085x1239, A33vdQf8_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814213 Bully the Alps!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:01:58 2019 No.21814283 >>21814275 >Wassup Bro? >Lost your gains and your dick, what's up with that bro?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:08:55 2019 No.21814301 >>21814283 >12 years ago on the playground >Sigimundus the future Chief Paladin and eventual alp pushes down a manticore and says tag you're it >Manticore will remember this

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:27:45 2019 No.21814332 >>21814263 i just grab handfuls and stuff em in my pants

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:31:45 2019 No.21814337 >>21814332 Do their wings tickle you down there? I would believe it'd be hard to navigate with that happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:44:28 2019 No.21814375 >>21814337 where tight things so they have less room

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:49:10 2019 No.21814391 >>21814375 Some people have ants in their pants but you have fairies at your hairies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:50:55 2019 No.21814398 >>21814375 >some people actively choose to wear ball crushing apparel rather than giving that space as much room as comfortably possible Careful, anon. You can cause infertility that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 05:54:29 2019 No.21814413 >>21814398 they're only for fairy capturing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 06:20:03 2019 No.21814503 >>21814375 >Where Time for sleep then

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 06:40:14 2019 No.21814577 File: 333 KB, 750x817, 1485880160706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon had a little lamb~

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 06:42:41 2019 No.21814591 File: 352 KB, 1500x1500, alp15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814275 I wanna fuck an alp just for the experience. But I don't want to marry one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 08:20:09 2019 No.21814968 File: 289 KB, 700x515, 1561391854726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 08:21:06 2019 No.21814972 >>21814968 Damn you spirit haunt me no longer

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 08:27:22 2019 No.21814995 >>21814968 The next one to interrupt me is a dead man! GONG

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 08:51:55 2019 No.21815082 >>21814968 I was asleep dammit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 08:56:08 2019 No.21815095 File: 218 KB, 1000x1330, 76038212_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:04:03 2019 No.21815127 File: 141 KB, 920x1333, EBGf6fAU8AAgpYp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:05:28 2019 No.21815131 File: 921 KB, 1200x1968, 76078303_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dullahans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:12:48 2019 No.21815160 >>21815095 >Winglet There's a succ I'll never fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:21:04 2019 No.21815183 File: 301 KB, 1414x2000, 04513FD7-45E1-41AE-9962-E73D5A40F14A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot date with usi twins that do everything together!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:24:20 2019 No.21815192 >>21815183 That sounds like a recipe for disasster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:30:01 2019 No.21815219 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x742, 1463876716371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814968

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:35:31 2019 No.21815243 File: 581 KB, 2048x1442, GbuZwCWY_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814577

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:35:43 2019 No.21815244 >>21815192 How could anything bad happened to you when you are locked between their powerful bodies? I can not imagine a more safe place on earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:37:49 2019 No.21815250 >>21815243 LOOK AT THOSE PILLOWS

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:40:44 2019 No.21815259 File: 804 KB, 1400x1189, 75797713_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815250 You call those pillows?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:41:20 2019 No.21815263 >>21815259 Pillows, not bed

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:45:13 2019 No.21815279 >>21815263 Bed Ittan Momen are dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:48:16 2019 No.21815295 File: 334 KB, 1094x1437, YQHaFyvR_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815279 Not nearly as dangerous as daki Ittan Momen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:52:04 2019 No.21815312 File: 156 KB, 1041x961, drawpile_112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:52:17 2019 No.21815313 >>21815295 Do they end up looking like whoever is printed on it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 09:57:06 2019 No.21815340 >>21813581 A goat's don't sex under drive estimate What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:00:02 2019 No.21815355 >>21807994 >Lich science teacher: Fascinated at you struggling through a fence and wants to test human scrunchability through experiments, said experiments involve you being leg locked and smothered in her tits and how tightly she hugs you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:03:57 2019 No.21815373 >>21808239 >Mamono are real but hiding Hidden world actually sounds like a good idea. Either that or the whole Shadowrun concept that magic returning to the world creates MGs and only MGs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:06:27 2019 No.21815385 >>21815340 >Me no English speak good

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:09:09 2019 No.21815394 File: 1.11 MB, 2128x3082, 75616139_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:09:26 2019 No.21815395 File: 372 KB, 1920x1080, Ipg62jA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815385 ....you do realize i was being ironic right...? Like the twd sign "Don't dead,open inside"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:15:27 2019 No.21815415 >>21815395 >>>/r/eddit or anywhere else. You aren’t funny. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:24:13 2019 No.21815452 File: 182 KB, 600x600, 24830900_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:27:04 2019 No.21815473 File: 184 KB, 850x1200, D6mjzgnUcAAHLLQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806254

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:32:07 2019 No.21815495 File: 309 KB, 855x1200, 7qoaQBWG_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815395 >dead inside

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:36:16 2019 No.21815513 >>21815313 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:39:25 2019 No.21815522 >>21815395 You know I tell my therapists the same thing as that door tells anyone and nobody ever listens.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:40:06 2019 No.21815524 File: 197 KB, 1024x1820, 1564929606763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys I think my kiki's defective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:41:26 2019 No.21815528 >>21815495 saying that about yourself would probably annoy a lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:43:09 2019 No.21815536 >>21815524 Have you tried turning it off an on again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:43:37 2019 No.21815540 >>21815524 Anon that’s a cat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:48:17 2019 No.21815557 >>21815452 Can lamia trip?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:49:19 2019 No.21815563 >>21815524 Eh. Good enough to pass QA.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:52:22 2019 No.21815583 File: 995 KB, 1600x946, ccb083fa323f54c855a4fdc2508c1867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815540 No, that's a fox.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:52:52 2019 No.21815585

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1158005065623511042
>Apart from the heroine and the heroine, the mob couple that glimmeres in the background likes to be happy or erotic!
We can finally be happy background characters, anons.
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/index.html
C96 items are up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 10:54:10 2019 No.21815595 File: 58 KB, 450x273, tyYm7EMR_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815528 But it's true.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:00:04 2019 No.21815606 File: 50 KB, 768x1024, qPu4Ax7s_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815585 That's been known for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:03:39 2019 No.21815618 >>21815183 Sounds delightful!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:21:27 2019 No.21815710 File: 604 KB, 1000x1142, 56668810_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:24:15 2019 No.21815723 File: 113 KB, 750x1200, Succubus142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which is better? >A complete virgin man having a mind-blowing first time with a monster girl. >A man accustomed to human pussy being introduced to the joys of monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:24:34 2019 No.21815726 File: 354 KB, 643x586, oface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is her Oface like? is it embarrassing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:30:00 2019 No.21815757 File: 24 KB, 174x209, 66036274_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815726

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:35:05 2019 No.21815772 File: 517 KB, 1125x987, 68892892_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since nightmares presumably always assume bipedal form when invading dreams, how would they adjust?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:40:06 2019 No.21815794 File: 325 KB, 2048x2033, D5-qRWdV4AAVCXr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:42:07 2019 No.21815809 >>21815723 Non-virgin. They know exactly what kind of upgrade they're getting and would appreciate it as such. The virgin doesn't know shit and would just take it for granted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:44:24 2019 No.21815824 >>21815726 I've always found it weird and a bit frustrating that the majority of BNHA ero doujins involve a genderbent Deku doing Bakugo like seriously, what the shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:46:19 2019 No.21815837 File: 562 KB, 626x1277, c239bf4ce18a17a4cf130667dfe92d78.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:49:09 2019 No.21815843 File: 85 KB, 800x967, EASoqeLWwAE3iL-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815837 >no fluffy tail >no BIG MEATY PAWS What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:52:21 2019 No.21815861 >>21815824 Anon, deku is a poster boy for Alping. That entire relationship is a poster boy for Alping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:52:40 2019 No.21815864 File: 179 KB, 696x1242, Dark Tactician.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21814591 I would definitely marry an Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:52:42 2019 No.21815865 >>21815824 >majority Really?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:58:39 2019 No.21815906 >>21815837 She looks untrustworthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 11:59:10 2019 No.21815909 >>21815906 Das raycis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:01:05 2019 No.21815924 File: 188 KB, 1200x1200, ab791466f10ed56e4027e81433a626cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815906 You think so?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:07:46 2019 No.21815956 >>21815865 Not him but most doujins of that series are in some way gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:11:19 2019 No.21815976 >>21815864 that fallen maiden alp profile from the new book was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:27:51 2019 No.21816025 File: 47 KB, 465x657, DarkElf1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76082683

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:27:57 2019 No.21816026 >>21815956 the genderbent deku ones arnt gay, just weird/

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:28:28 2019 No.21816028 >>21815956 >shonen with best female characters, >most porn doujins are gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:32:26 2019 No.21816043 >>21815395 How do I dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:35:33 2019 No.21816052 What makes and alp different from a succ visually?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:35:39 2019 No.21816053 I had such a vivid dream of an Alice last night that I swear I felt her in my arms for a brief moment as I was waking up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:37:48 2019 No.21816060 >>21816052 Alps have more phallic tails, and are generally more androgynous at first. If they find a husband who finds the androgyny more attractive than a traditional "voluptuous" succ, then they'll likely be stuck that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:38:12 2019 No.21816061 >>21816052 Eventually nothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:39:01 2019 No.21816065 Why are fluffy monsters so nice and docile

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:39:12 2019 No.21816067 >>21816028 >MC's rival mom just looks like rival with tits >people made lots of porn of her with deku herofags are weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:40:28 2019 No.21816071 >>21816067 Now thats something different

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:42:06 2019 No.21816079 >>21816065 Snug always wins against smug and fug

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:44:46 2019 No.21816087

>>21816065
Because they know they don't need to be aggressive to draw a husband in. They know a lot of men need comfort and gentleness in their lives, and they clearly can provide that. They provide the ideal of the nurturing wife, and any lewdness is a bonus for both parties.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:47:12 2019 No.21816095 Why are fluffy monsters so mean and aggressive

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:48:07 2019 No.21816098

>>21816052
All the answers given are valid but the REAL tell between a succ and an alp is the horns. Succ's always have a wide variety of horns but alps have smaller horns that ride from back to front and sit close to the skull. Pic/post related >>21806715 as an example but check out any of the posts attached to that chain to see my point as well
>>21816061
>eventually nothing
You forget that canonically they turn out to be even hotter and bigger bombshells than normal succs could ever be assuming they don't stay as a type 1 andro alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:49:09 2019 No.21816100 >>21816095 Because they know deep down all they have going for them is fluff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:50:51 2019 No.21816105 >>21816095 >>21816065 The duality of fluff

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:53:50 2019 No.21816108 >>21816052 THICC tails. Like seriously, it's so big, so thick and long...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:55:32 2019 No.21816112 File: 1.14 MB, 827x1000, 74264388_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21816065 >>21816095 They can't both be true!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:56:40 2019 No.21816116 >>21816071 how is it different?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:56:51 2019 No.21816118 >>21816098 >even hotter This always comes across as playground talk (muh infinity plus one) because MGs are succubus-based, they’re ALL going to be 10/10 bombshells.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:58:11 2019 No.21816127 >>21816112 it can if she has double personality

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 12:58:32 2019 No.21816129 >>21816118 True but, according to KC and the profiles, if all succs, and MGs in general, hit 10/10 alps should hit 11/10. It's the consolation prize KC threw to the gays after telling them they're a disease that will be cured.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:00:59 2019 No.21816139 >>21816129 That makes no sense unless the other MGs are holding back, which they very much aren’t. I just take it roughly as seriously as the nonstop sex comments.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:01:09 2019 No.21816141 >>21816129 I thought it was the trannys that get tranformed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:02:32 2019 No.21816145 File: 212 KB, 908x1102, da19e6508de937fd4b60c83f1650db7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21815906 You can always trust desert monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:02:34 2019 No.21816146 >>21816141 It's any man who wants to be a woman, and any man who craves dick more than pussy. So bi guys that are slightly more gay than straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:04:13 2019 No.21816154 >>21816146 and what happnes to bi guys that are slightly more straight than gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:05:13 2019 No.21816160 >>21816154 That's what strap-ons and alp tails are for.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:09:29 2019 No.21816171

>>21816139
Either way it's in non-ambiguous hard writing rather than hints and allusion. As far as I'm concerned that gives it more legitimacy than most of the stuff profiles have in them and I'm not even an alp lover I just happen to know my stuff.
>>21816141
Nah. Any guy that wants to be a woman or is in love with another man gets alped. Trans/gays outside that category get cured(made straight) by DE and lesbians go full bi and seek out a husband. Only Male/Female relations in MGE-verse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:11:11 2019 No.21816184 >>21816171 well that sucks

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:11:54 2019 No.21816189 >>21816145 I dont like it when sand goes into my shoes. Desert is a no go place for me.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:14:51 2019 No.21816201

>>21816189
Sandals, or just going barefoot, is common in the desert for a reason, anon. What really sucks is when sand gets inside your robes.
>>21816184
Yeah, KC has very few but distinct hard no's in his setting. I'm still surprised he threw them a bone at all when he could have just said DE makes them all straight and lesbians go cock hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:14:52 2019 No.21816203 File: 346 KB, 1000x667, 5Rdo2D8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21816154 KC sez that if your desire to fuck a woman is stronger than your desire to fuck/be fucked by a man, you won't alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:17:06 2019 No.21816211 >>21816184 Only if you put the fact your gay as your most defining trait and if you do that odds are you are a shitty person. Plus it btfos transtrenders and would stop actual trannies from killing themselves so its a net gain overall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:18:14 2019 No.21816217 >>21815976 Is there a full translation for that fallen maidens book?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:18:16 2019 No.21816218

>>21816171
It doesn't really matter anyway because beauty is subjective. What may be the hottest thing ever for some, won't be for others. Monsters also change to fit their husband's taste so unless you are just picking some random hypothetical that if your wife used to have a penis she could have been even more perfect than your perfect woman, it doesn't matter. Not to mention there is plenty of stuff in the entries or guides that even if they aren't pure hyperbole could be considered the in world author's opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:19:19 2019 No.21816226 File: 494 KB, 800x1131, 1499134211183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21816065 Does this look like the face of nice and docile?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:20:56 2019 No.21816231 >>21816217 MGR had some of it done, but i cant find the actual profile translations.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:22:25 2019 No.21816234 >>21816211 >Only if you put the fact your gay as your most defining trait That's false, it's any man who is in love with a man

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:23:27 2019 No.21816235

>>21816218
Look, we can go back and forth over this but all I'm going to say on it is that its openly and plainly stated by KC that that is the case for alps. If you're anywhere near familiar with how KC writes and operates that sort of thing is gold and insanely rare and when done is usually one of the few incontrovertibles for whatever mamano it applies to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:25:50 2019 No.21816246 >>21816235 >openly and plainly stated by KC You mean like how it was openly and plainly stated that Shirohebis hate it when their husband has anything to do with other women?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:25:55 2019 No.21816247 >>21816234 No, he's saying the way someone alps vs just being cured only sucks to idiots who make being gay their defining attribute IE sad caricatures of human beings because it's a direct slap to their faces. Not that that's how you alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:27:05 2019 No.21816253 >>21816246 I'd have to look at it again as I don't recall that but using a "was stated and then retconned" as a comparison to "is plainly stated and hasn't changed" isn't much of argument.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:27:14 2019 No.21816256 >>21816234 I mean that it shouldn't suck unless you put so much stock into being gay. I mean your still loving guys. Its just now your pool for mates widens considerably as a huge number of guys will now be willing to be with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:28:20 2019 No.21816259 File: 289 KB, 1500x2000, D-3rUuiU0AAsgzp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of dishes does your waifu like to cook?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:28:45 2019 No.21816261 >>21816247 This anon is very much correct for what i meant. Thank you anon.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:31:05 2019 No.21816273

>>21816256
>I mean that it shouldn't suck unless you put so much stock into being gay. I mean your still loving guy
It makes perfect sense to not enjoy a forced gender change
>>21816247
>idiots who make being gay their defining attribute
No one does this, it's just an autistic strawman

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:31:12 2019 No.21816275 File: 678 KB, 1157x877, 1452049892621.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21816259 japanese dishes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:31:32 2019 No.21816278 >>21816211 >Plus it btfos transtrenders by fufilling their wildests fantasy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:31:43 2019 No.21816280 >>21816171 >Bisexual man fucks Alp and Succubus wives equally

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:33:41 2019 No.21816294 File: 97 KB, 941x884, Alp29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21816184 >>21816273 You sound like the dipshits on SpaceBattles who shriek about how KC hates homosexuals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:34:54 2019 No.21816302 >>21816278 Most transtenders don't actually want to change gender-they enjoy the feeling of victimhood too much.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:36:57 2019 No.21816316

>>21816273
>no one does this
Anon...please tell me you live in some ass end of nowhere place that's never seen or experienced gay culture because I can assure you from a lifetime of expose to that sort of thing through out the years vast and copious amounts do so. I'd even go so far as to say with utterly justified justification in my heart that if you had to split the pool of gays into making being gay a defining characteristic and people who just happen to be gay you'd come out to something like 99:1 at best.
Maybe my entire state and the states, cities, towns, and countries I've been to were just poor examples and I somehow got the ringers every single time but I really really doubt it.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:39:03 2019 No.21816324

>>21816273
Also you're missing the point. If you're one of those caricature types you DON'T alp. You go straight. You alp only if: you currently are in love with another man or desire to be a full blown woman(consciously or subconsciously).
This is why he said it sucks for those caricatures because they don't get to alp they get to be fixed which is a big old middle finger to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:40:04 2019 No.21816329 >>21816280 At that point he'd have to be the leans towards women rather than men type of bi and he'd just be banging women all day so as far as KC is concerned thats problem solved.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:43:41 2019 No.21816342

>>21816316
You're biased.
When a straight indivdual is openly sexual no one says they're making being straight their only charateristic
When a gay individual is you retarded fucks go "fucking gay people always wanting everyone to know they're gay!"
>>21816324
That's even worse
saying "cure" makes it sound like it's an issue
>>21816294
>Shriek about how KC hates homosexuals
Considering how all homosexuals are "cured" in mge land that's a pretty correct accusation

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:47:12 2019 No.21816355 >>21816342 go back to el geebeetee and stay there

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:47:23 2019 No.21816356

>>21816217
Profile translations are up on the wiki. Just search the character's name
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Wilmarina_Noscrim
Full fallen maidens world guide is also up on the wiki.
It's world guide I.
The Fallen brides stories that were translated are also up on the wiki.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_Stories%3A_Fallen_Brides

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:48:13 2019 No.21816359 >>21816189 It's okay, just be a good toyhusband and stay at the palace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:48:23 2019 No.21816360 >>21816342 If you don't like it, find another setting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:48:51 2019 No.21816363 >>21816259 American barbecue. Specifically Texas style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:53:57 2019 No.21816378 Yeti girls are apes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:57:01 2019 No.21816393 >>21816378 What if bigfoot was a brown yeti

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:57:13 2019 No.21816395

>>21816342
No anon. The issue is gays made a "culture" they promote to eachother via various means(social demonstration, media, etc.) and in doing so have made a sort of how-to on being gay. Mannerism, lisp, vocal tonage, and the like then they promote that this is how they should act as people. Other gays see this and act that way which encourages more to do so as is the way culture spreads. Sadly, that means they've gone from people who's sexual orientation is being gay to being people who make being gay their identity.
This is not biased in any way its just a cold break down of the issue at hand.
You say its bias as straight people flaunt their straightness is acceptable but gay people doing it is not which is also not the case. People act like normal people and happen to be straight. They show this when a normal man kisses a normal woman or they have a family together or cuddle etc. This is acceptable. This is being a human not being your sexual identity. In that same line of thinking it's fine to be a normal person and acting like a normal person but you happen to kiss another man instead of being a man who kisses a woman. You get married to another man and have a wedding and even raise kids and have a family if you live where thats allowed as normal people who happen to be attracted to other men. This is all fine and dandy.
See how "normal" and "acting normal" isn't tied to be straight here or how being gay doesn't preclude you from being normal and acting normal? The issue comes down to when you start acting like your sexual orientation is your identity. When you make that your front. That's where it gets excessive. Now, this follows the same issues as above. ANY single trait you make into your entire personality is not being normal. Hate blacks and make that your entire personality? That's not acting normal. Even klansmen admit that such individuals are weird and to be avoided. Love football and make that your entire personality? That's not normal and even football fans admit that it's weird when such extreme individuals crop up.
Any person that makes any singular trait their entire front is not a normal individual.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 13:58:32 2019 No.21816404

>>21816342
>makes it sound like an issue
Like I said, KC has some hard stances on certain things and I'm honestly surprised he didn't just flatout say DE cures all gays and makes lesbians cock hungry but instead bent a bit on the subject and threw some a fully fleshed out and drawn bone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:01:03 2019 No.21816412 >>21816278 They dont actually want to transition. They just call themselves trans for brownie points. Like political lesbians, but trannies instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:04:34 2019 No.21816422 >>21816393 don't call her big foot she is sensitive about them

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:04:44 2019 No.21816423

>>21816355
>>21816360
Seething
>>21816395
You're proving my point
Especially since you avoided my point about overly flirty/sexual straight people
"Gay people who act like being gay is their only characteristic" is not a thing, as much as bigots want an excuse to autistically screech about the gays it's just a strawman that is based on a few cases
>Mannerism, lisp, vocal tonage,
Stop watching so many shitty sitcoms, not many people do this.
>>21816404
>he didn't just flatout say DE cures all gays and makes lesbians cock hungr
He did though
Lesbians and gays don't exist in MGE land

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:05:15 2019 No.21816425 Stop replying you dumb cunts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:07:06 2019 No.21816429 >>21816425 This, who cares about the fucking homos, if you like dick you alp and that's it, end of the story Only a faggot would seek this much attention and cry about something that isn't for him

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:08:08 2019 No.21816435 >>21816429 >wah stop criticizing! Seething

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:08:46 2019 No.21816436 >>21816435 Dilate, go and return to /v/ with your shit memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:10:29 2019 No.21816443 >>21816436 >Muh tranny boogieman Seething

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:11:11 2019 No.21816445 >>21816329 That’s the joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:11:30 2019 No.21816446 >>21816436 >complains about shit memes >Says 'dilate'

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:12:08 2019 No.21816448

>>21816423
I never avoided that point I covered it. If those straight people make being straight their identity rather than just leaving it as a trait that's not acting like a normal person.
As for that whole strawman argument and me watching sitcoms its sadly knowledge from a lifetime of exposure and experience gathered from all the places I've went from cities, states, and countries to the people I've meet which invariably means first person social experiences. I've met 5 people so far that acted like normal people who just happened to be gay and an unaccountable number of people who have turned themselves into sad caricatures of human beings by making their sexual orientation into their personality.
As for that last bit. Its splitting hairs. He could have just flat out given them nothing at all but a slap in the face but instead gave them some options on the matter and spent his time fully writing it all out and making sure it all meshed with the setting he was building right down to the mechanics of change and appearance as well as a fair bit of hand drawn art. It could have just been a small little blurb somewhere in a world guide and would have been wildly easier to do so ontop of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:12:43 2019 No.21816450 >>21816436 YOU SEEM MAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:12:51 2019 No.21816451 Look at my Wurm commission! She’s so smart, I like to look up to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:13:25 2019 No.21816453 Besides cheshire which monster is the worst shitposter?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:13:40 2019 No.21816455 >>21816448 Stop replying you nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:13:50 2019 No.21816457 >>21816395 Is that why I'm not allowed to like thing like sonic and mlp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:14:04 2019 No.21816459 >>21816451 Even if you can't upload images now, you could at least post a link.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:14:55 2019 No.21816462 >>21816451 I see that wurm lovers have a lot in common with their waifus...I'm genuinely not sure if that's the joke or if I'm poking fun at a simple mistake here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:15:10 2019 No.21816463 >>21816451 She learned to turn invisible? Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:15:23 2019 No.21816465 >>21816459 Patience is a virtue

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:15:45 2019 No.21816467

>>21816448
>gave them some options on the matter
Ah yes, such great options
>Become a woman
>Become straight
Also letting your ancedotes shape the entire world is autistic, furthermore I am 100% sure you're misrepresenting them and what you consider "making gay their personality" is just them not pretending to not be gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:16:47 2019 No.21816472 Stop talking about gay shit and talk about something important Like muscle maids

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:18:14 2019 No.21816479

>>21816455
I'm giving you idiots pointers. Anything like this crops up meet them with facts and a bold but open face. It actively relegates them to either accepting the reasonability of things and acting like human beings like the rest of us solving the problem or doubling down on the victim complex and making themselves looking like strutting belligerent pigeons who don't want to admit when they're wrong showing themselves to anyone and everyone around what kind of an idiot they are leading to ostracization amongst their own kind so they can wallow unchallenged in a hug box atmosphere and us being free of them which also solves the problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:18:26 2019 No.21816480 Friendly reminder that nothing can top the raw sexual magnetism of one's own monster daughteru going in to heat for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:18:50 2019 No.21816482 >>21816472 Huge breasted muscle maids? A kiki that isn't super tall but is hugely buff with knockers that would make a holst blush?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:19:05 2019 No.21816483 >>21816479 >meet them with facts You didn't present any facts, you presented an ancedote you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:19:08 2019 No.21816484 >>21816479 You really are spare parts bud. They are baiting you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:19:19 2019 No.21816486 >>21816472 How many guys here you think suffer from depression and social anxiety? I've always felt that mg has a particular appeal to those sort of people

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:20:07 2019 No.21816490 >>21816482 That makes me think what's better Shortstack with muscles or tall with muscles

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:20:28 2019 No.21816491 >>21816479 I mean, I agree with you, but since when have these people ever cared about facts? Ignore them, they're not worth anyone's time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:21:05 2019 No.21816497 >>21816479 You insufferable fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:21:58 2019 No.21816499 >>21816453 Your waifu is a shitposter

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:23:57 2019 No.21816502 >>21816453 You calling my waifu a shitposter? She is, but come on man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:24:39 2019 No.21816503 >>21816502 Bunyip?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:25:56 2019 No.21816507

>>21816483
>gay culture existing and the effect it has on them isn't factual
Careful about those stones you're throwing, anon.
>>21816484
>>21816491
It's not for them. It's for anyone seeing the exchange so they can see the kind of idiots people like the baiter tend to be. You and I know they aren't worth the time but how many others could make the mistake accidentally and find out the hard way when someone else can do it for them in a way that actively shows how little time such people are worth? This way it's already been done for them and it overall expedites the process.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:26:06 2019 No.21816509 >>21816453 Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:26:28 2019 No.21816511 What would a stern no fun allowed cheshire that dyes her fur color to be more normal be like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:26:46 2019 No.21816513 >>21816503 No, Cheshire. Bunyips I feel are at least above /b/ tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:28:46 2019 No.21816521 >>21816490 Buffstacks are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:28:50 2019 No.21816522 >>21816507 > It's for anyone seeing the exchange so they can see the kind of idiots people like the baiter tend to be Literally everyone thinks you're a sperg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:28:52 2019 No.21816523 >>21816453 Charybdis

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:29:51 2019 No.21816527 >>21816507 So you have no rebuttal? I accept your concession

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:30:12 2019 No.21816529

>>21816513
>australian
>above /b/ tier
Yea, nah.
>>21816511
They'd only ever be one slip-up, one drink, cinefamily reunion away from reverting and hating themselves for it. Beyond that I'd imagine they'd be like a stereotypical librarian but 24/7. All stiff and stern because they have to actively work to ignore the cheshire instincts. A single moment of lost focus and they'll be verbally shitposting before they know it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:30:39 2019 No.21816530 >>21816511 Poor girl why would she hate herself like that

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:32:12 2019 No.21816535

>>21816522
Admittedly its also a cherry on top. Pointing out what you've been doing to them after the fact tends to bloody their noses and make them slink off as anything further beyond that just proves the point.
Ex: while it risks bringing them back take a look at how exactly what I just outlined above has happened since I made that post. A nice sharp stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:32:39 2019 No.21816537 >>21816507 Wow anon, your'e so smart and emotionally mature! Like, holy shit man, how do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:33:41 2019 No.21816538 >>21816511 Why tho? Just be a shitposting faggotcat and get a stern husbando to reign you in every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:35:15 2019 No.21816546 >>21816537 I lift

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:36:34 2019 No.21816551 >>21816538 Some people are ashamed of where they came from. Sort of like being born to a family of rednecks but you finally got out of there and into the city where people are normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:36:41 2019 No.21816554 >>21816538 >force your Cheshire waifu to wear thickly padded bondage mittens so she can't use a keyboard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:38:21 2019 No.21816562 >>21816551 I guess. Seems unhealthy though. >>21816554 You Sir are a villain most vile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:39:14 2019 No.21816568 >>21816554 Its honestly just easier to shove a pair of cooking mitts on them and duct tape the endings down to fit the wrist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:41:24 2019 No.21816579 >>21816554 >>21816568 Dear Faggot Cat, how do you type with oven mitts on?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:41:29 2019 No.21816580 >>21816568 That's trashy anon. Plus, duct tape would pull on her fur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:41:35 2019 No.21816581 >>21816568 >tfw your husbando brings out the duct tape ain't easy being a faggot cat these days, I tell you what.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:41:45 2019 No.21816583 >>21816551 >implying city folk are normal and healthy It’s all just different different flavors of insanity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:44:24 2019 No.21816590 >>21816359 But I like cold places, fuck heat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:45:25 2019 No.21816593 >>21816579 Who nose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:46:07 2019 No.21816595 >>21816562 >I guess. Seems unhealthy though. That's because you're lucky and have nothing to be ashamed of. I guess you don't get to have an opinion on this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:46:12 2019 No.21816596 >>21816579 I doubt most anons will even get that reference

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:46:58 2019 No.21816601 >>21816595 If it's all the same to you, I will have one regardless.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:54:11 2019 No.21816614

>>21816580
Trashy solution for a trashy cat.
>>21816583
It was more from the individuals point of view. "Phew. I'm out of THAT shithole and among NORMAL people. Now I'll just act normal like them and fit in and no one will ever know I used to have a hick accent or where I came from!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:54:27 2019 No.21816615 >>21806477 It's becoming rare to find a Japanese MGE fan without some kind of TG fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:57:25 2019 No.21816623 >>21816378 Technically yes, Yeti and Kakuen are the only monsters in the Apeman family

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:58:56 2019 No.21816629

>>21806477
Last I recall some poll was done and alps rated fairly high. Not surprising considering japans history with homosexual practices. Hell, it's so ass backwards on that subject over there that their uber conservatives promote such things as hating homosexual tendencies is consider as an influence that came out of The West and their liberal faction tends to be iffy to against it because that pisses off the conservatives as it breaks away from tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 14:59:43 2019 No.21816634 >>21816511 I wonder how happy she would be if you accidentally thought she was just a werecat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:00:38 2019 No.21816639 >>21816629 based nippon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:03:40 2019 No.21816652 I want to get my face sat on by a horny loli monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:04:06 2019 No.21816653 >>21816601 And if its all the same to you, your lack of reference means it doesn't fucking matter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:05:22 2019 No.21816661 >>21816652 Baphos are good for that. They butts and cunnies taste delicious!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:06:27 2019 No.21816663 >>21816661 Big bapho butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:06:53 2019 No.21816664 >>21816653 Did anyone ever tell you about the birds and the assumptions? One of them makes you look stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:07:21 2019 No.21816667 >>21816663 No. Small and round bapho butt.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:07:33 2019 No.21816668

>>21816629
I don't believe there was an actual poll of the Japanese fans but the closest would be judging the taste of their writefag community.
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?
Alps are sitting at 81 stories.
A big thing to note though is that they're the only monster girl that specializes in that fetish while many other girls have to share various parts of their appeal with multiple others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:08:07 2019 No.21816673 >>21816667 No. Fat soft bapho butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:08:33 2019 No.21816674 >>21816629 >Hell, it's so ass backwards on that subject over there Friendly reminder that if you ate pussy in Rome you were literally lower than the guy forced to give another man head on the sexual totem pole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:08:53 2019 No.21816675 >>21816668 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:10:28 2019 No.21816679 >>21816673 Bapho hooves on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:11:07 2019 No.21816683 >>21816652 I like the thing where they hold a ruler up to themselves based on your length

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:12:26 2019 No.21816687

>The dragon bully you've suffered through your entirety of schooling gets sick
>Doesn't seem to be making recovery no matter what the doctors try
>Decides to go with doctor Lich's idea of turning her undead
>Instead of having to deal with bully dragon shoving you against lockers and taking your lunch money you now have to deal with doting undead dragon just wants to hug you since you're so warm

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:13:33 2019 No.21816691

>>21816668
Ah, that's what it was. Either way they seem to produce more alp anything than us and the russians combined despite being smaller. That's gotta say something.
>>21816674
Well of course. Going down on someone is the womans job. At least when you blow another man it's something masculine in your mouth so the polarities cancel out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:14:29 2019 No.21816694 >>21816687 Thanks, I hate it!

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:17:16 2019 No.21816701

>>21816691
>us and the russians
Completely different topic here but I've always wondered if anyone here has experience with the Spanish and Korean communities, they both get translations and often before the english ones but I don't recall ever hearing much about their tastes or anything.
Like Russia seem really big on the desert girls for example.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:19:18 2019 No.21816708 >>21816664 I'm not the one with the opinion on the thing that doesn't even apply to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:28:31 2019 No.21816738 >>21816701 >spanish There's no community from spain

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:31:12 2019 No.21816740 >>21816701 I somehow doubt koreans diviate that much from the nips. But I could be wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:32:44 2019 No.21816747 >>21816701 It's only natural that Slavs enjoy the best elements of Africa. Everything above and containing the Sahara and no lower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:34:05 2019 No.21816753 >>21816747 Nothing wrong with a little unparalleled military corruption.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:35:38 2019 No.21816760 >>21816738 My bad, was mixing up my mge and 2hu when I included spain. >>21816740 Might do some digging around and see what I can find, you're probably right but there might be some nice surprises with their art if they have a hangout somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:38:58 2019 No.21816773 >>21816760 >Might do some digging Well, hopefully you'll be able land a big haul, goodspeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:41:12 2019 No.21816777 >>21816145 That reminds me of digimon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:42:44 2019 No.21816782 >>21816436 >Dilate >go and return to /v/ with your shit memes Oh the irony

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:47:15 2019 No.21816803 >>21816701 are there deserts in russia?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:48:32 2019 No.21816808 >>21816782 I not in the know how as far as memes so for a long time I thought it was some sort of optometric reference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:52:09 2019 No.21816817 remember its illegal for any unclaimed human male to refuse a romantic advance by a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:52:18 2019 No.21816818 >>21816803 Unless you count Arctic as a desert, there aren't. Karakum and Kyzylkum used to be Russian territory, though.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:55:46 2019 No.21816826

>>21816634
>identify her as a vanilla werecat
>clearly pleased with herself, and you for falling for her disguise
>eventually let it slip that you're a little surprised she's so formal
>"Nyaa? Er, I mean, why is that?"
>"Sorry, I guess I just heard stories about Wonderland, and I figured you must have studied there or something from your accent."
>frustrated "werecat" noises

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:57:58 2019 No.21816838

>>21816773
Preliminary results, 마물소녀도감 seems to be what they call MGE which google translates to "a little girl book" so thanks to running that through google I feel like I just made a suit raise an eyebrow.
Secondly their twitter activity seems dead despite having a really active translation scene, I'm guessing they all use naver or something.
Did find a few things from them though, or maybe these were noticed before and I'm a slowpoke.
https://twitter.com/ilhwan9080/status/1121030805122240513
https://twitter.com/ejzmqmffld9/status/837585472972967936
https://twitter.com/ejzmqmffld9/status/837585045195915264
And what appears to be a Korean EMG forum https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=monmusu&no=71508&page=1
Onto other places I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 15:59:35 2019 No.21816847 >>21816817 断る

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:00:35 2019 No.21816853 >>21816817 That won't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:02:45 2019 No.21816864 >>21816817 not many mg's i'd decline but i'd prefer a top 5 member for maximum life changing power

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:05:27 2019 No.21816879 >>21816838 I guess that explains why I never see much from them twitter-wise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:06:43 2019 No.21816882 >>21816818 what about the territories of the former soviet union?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:13:41 2019 No.21816907 >>21816882 Those still belonged to the USSR.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:36:03 2019 No.21817004 https://exhentai.org/g/1456125/3821c42be2/ Awooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:38:17 2019 No.21817016 >>21816738 How do you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:41:51 2019 No.21817029 >>21817004 I'm such a sucker for brown

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:45:55 2019 No.21817048 >>21817016 I'm from spain and never heard of one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:47:40 2019 No.21817056 >>21817004 >tfw no wolfu https://exhentai.org/g/1147586/e1e534ba5c/

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 16:50:46 2019 No.21817070

>>21816864
>maximum life changing power
Mamano gain lifespan from the mana loop and incubi gain the lifespan of their mamano or combined total from their harem.
Unless you mean actually changing your life. In which case kiki's are made to do that and holsts are free income.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:10:22 2019 No.21817151 >>21817070 >. In which case kiki's are made to do that boy do i need one

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:12:22 2019 No.21817159 >>21817004 I love cheese company

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:13:43 2019 No.21817169 >>21817070 i mean actually life changing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:14:50 2019 No.21817175 >>21817056 I love cheese company

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:15:07 2019 No.21817179 E

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:18:31 2019 No.21817192 >>21817048 you dont think it could be you dont know about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:20:31 2019 No.21817201 >>21817179 K

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:21:49 2019 No.21817204 >>21817192 We're not that relevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:27:17 2019 No.21817227 What kind of monsters would enjoy a small dinner date at a small town diner

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:29:51 2019 No.21817230 >>21816803 Siberia is a desert.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:32:34 2019 No.21817235 >>21817004 Hroz girls are dangerously thick

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:34:31 2019 No.21817239 >>21817201 A

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:35:39 2019 No.21817244 >>21817239 N

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:35:47 2019 No.21817246 >>21817239 N

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:38:42 2019 No.21817258 I wonder why monster girls would post in human boy threads

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:39:35 2019 No.21817265 >>21817244 S

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:46:04 2019 No.21817294 >>21817227 All of them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:50:43 2019 No.21817313 >>21817294 even the high class ones that could get better food from their personal chef?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:52:21 2019 No.21817323 >>21817265 Is it rude to call Apophi Arboks and their children Ekans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:52:56 2019 No.21817325 >>21817313 Yes, all of them. They're just happy to spend time with their so long as it ends with copious amounts of sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:57:40 2019 No.21817340 >>21817246 I

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:58:00 2019 No.21817341 The fact that I'm not balls deep in Kuroferuru's mouth right now and eating out her cunny like a madman is absolutely criminal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 17:59:28 2019 No.21817345 >>21817340 G

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:00:32 2019 No.21817349 >>21817345 G

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:03:39 2019 No.21817359 >>21817349 E

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:11:05 2019 No.21817378 >>21817359 R

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:12:08 2019 No.21817381 >>21817378 I

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:13:23 2019 No.21817385 >>21817381 A

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:20:25 2019 No.21817404 >>21817385 S

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:20:38 2019 No.21817406 I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:22:07 2019 No.21817411 >>21817378 >>21817381 >>21817385 >>21817404 Finally a good use for this spam. Rias is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:23:44 2019 No.21817416 >>21817406 Only the grave can bring true silence

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:24:17 2019 No.21817420 >>21817411 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:25:25 2019 No.21817423 >>21817420 Redhead demon from DxD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:25:47 2019 No.21817424 >>21817420 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rias_Gremory

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:26:27 2019 No.21817431 >>21817416 You clearly haven’t heard how loud zombies are when you fuck them. You’ve never heard “WARM” so loud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:27:09 2019 No.21817434 >>21817416 If that's true, then why are Zombie Dragons so yappy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:32:19 2019 No.21817446 Big titty goth monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:38:40 2019 No.21817462 What simple thing could your waifu say to give you an instant boner?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:40:53 2019 No.21817466 >>21817462 >Cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:49:13 2019 No.21817487 >>21817462 Suck

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:52:13 2019 No.21817498 >>21817462 She'd only need show the bit of her tongue with a pleasure rune

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 18:55:14 2019 No.21817503 >>21817462 >I Love You Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:02:30 2019 No.21817527 >>21817462 Literally anything. Watching lips move gets me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:07:38 2019 No.21817545 >>21817527 Lips are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:09:03 2019 No.21817547 >>21817462 Image limit reached, can't show it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:09:12 2019 No.21817548 >>21817462 >So I bought these potions online...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:12:07 2019 No.21817555 >>21817462 >Let's fuck twice as much as we did last mating season.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:12:59 2019 No.21817560 >>21817462 >Let me lick your anus

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:14:14 2019 No.21817565 >>21817548 It better not be more theriomorphosis potions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:17:27 2019 No.21817573 >>21817462 >I'm selling these fine leather jackets

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:18:19 2019 No.21817577 >>21817462 Here are the severed heads of all your enemies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:25:54 2019 No.21817606 What does your favorite Monster Girl's voice sound like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:30:39 2019 No.21817629 >>21817606 like heaven

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:34:27 2019 No.21817641 Would monstergirls watch my twitch streams

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:35:41 2019 No.21817648 >>21817606 If in English, Sigourney Weaver/Mary Elizabeth McGlynn. If in Japanese like a filthy weeb Mami Koyama/Shizuka Ito.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:37:47 2019 No.21817653 >>21817606 About as soothing as Aoi Yuuki voice acting someone of the Evil Alignment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:38:10 2019 No.21817656 >>21817641 Yes, mostly to flirt with you and ask for nudes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:38:48 2019 No.21817660 >>21817653 So Shuten?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:39:50 2019 No.21817666 What would you do if you bought a potion but when you uncorked it the "potion" jumped out and it was actually a baby slime?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:42:05 2019 No.21817669 >>21817660 I would prefer to point towards the Seven Blasphemous Deaths myself but basically yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:42:26 2019 No.21817671 >>21817666 Well satan I'd raise my new daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:42:48 2019 No.21817673 >>21817666 attempt to raise it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:42:59 2019 No.21817676 >>21817666 Adopt. Maybe get a refund.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:44:28 2019 No.21817681 >>21817666 What kind of evil person would do that

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:45:52 2019 No.21817686 >>21817666 Put my dick in the potion

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:47:36 2019 No.21817690 >>21817666 Would the slime still give me fire resistance? Because if it means I need her to hug me for the effect then i dont care but if i dont get any fire resistance from her im getting a refund

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:49:47 2019 No.21817696 >>21817227 My mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:50:37 2019 No.21817699 >>21817696 your mom isnt a monster also you should call her she misses you

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:50:52 2019 No.21817700 >>21817648 >Sigourney Weaver Fivking what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:51:23 2019 No.21817702 >>21817548 9n Amazon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:52:12 2019 No.21817706 >>21817700 I have a thing for handsome women.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:53:11 2019 No.21817710 How mad would a tanuki get if I opened a competing store near hers

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:53:29 2019 No.21817713 >>21817547 Describe to me the action. Does it excite your emotions? Is it funny or is it sad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:53:32 2019 No.21817714 >>21817462 I'm in heat

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:54:03 2019 No.21817715 >>21817666 Get a refund I wanted an adult slime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:57:33 2019 No.21817727 >>21817462 she could stare at me intently

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:57:57 2019 No.21817728 >>21817715 Just add water

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 19:58:01 2019 No.21817729 Can I beat a slime in a staring contest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:01:40 2019 No.21817742 >>21817666 Put it back, and return it.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:03:02 2019 No.21817750

>>21816838
>https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=monmusu&no=71508&page=1
That's not EMG forum, that's just general monster girl forum in korea. For example,
https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=monmusu&no=71455&exception_mode=recommend&page=1

Also, even though what basically amounts as /mgt/ exists in korea it is very slow and there aren't a lot of people in it. That's kinda why I stick around here

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:03:05 2019 No.21817751 How would a pufferfish girl work? Breast expansion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:05:01 2019 No.21817762 >>21816740 Ultra nightwing nationalists in Japan claim they are ruining Japan even though they are a very tiny minority there .

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:05:08 2019 No.21817763 >>21817527 same and i love it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:06:37 2019 No.21817778 >>21817527 >Literally anything Really anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:07:03 2019 No.21817781 >>21817751 Light skinned; boobs. Dark skinned: ass. Brown skinned: ends up like one of those old refrigerator looking mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:08:57 2019 No.21817788 Does your waifu want you to be big or little spoon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:11:15 2019 No.21817800 >>21817788 Why not both? t. liliraune fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:11:21 2019 No.21817801 >>21817788 There is no spoon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:12:30 2019 No.21817809 >>21817788 She only likes getting forked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:13:01 2019 No.21817813 >>21817713 It's this one webm of kiss-shot licking her lips and showing her fangs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:15:20 2019 No.21817828 >>21817788 She's too big to be the little spoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:16:21 2019 No.21817830 >>21817828 Use a cyrocopter

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:17:01 2019 No.21817834 >>21817828 you can be her jetpack

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:20:29 2019 No.21817843 Where’s our Ubume monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:21:00 2019 No.21817846 >>21817843 Our what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:21:09 2019 No.21817848 >>21817788 I’m in a spoon sandwich between her and the two little ones. But when it’s the two of us I’m usually the little spoon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:21:45 2019 No.21817849 >>21816098 Like an ugly duckling thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:24:38 2019 No.21817866 >>21817778 Yeah. I don't even really hear the words as they happen if I'm looking at the lips. It just of pops into my head in one big confusing dump of meaning when I break focus which is annoying. Maybe its autism...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:26:21 2019 No.21817868 What is the proper way to sleep with your maid so that you are still a good master are you just supposed to sleep back to back?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:26:45 2019 No.21817872 >>21817866 So even like really bad cringy fanfiction?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:28:58 2019 No.21817880 >>21817868 Balls-deep inside her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:29:14 2019 No.21817883 >>21817868 She's your maid, not your wife, she should sleep in her own room.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:29:30 2019 No.21817887 >>21817880 but she needs to get up early I cant fuck her

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:30:04 2019 No.21817889 Would your waifu write cringey fanfiction about her OC and you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:30:27 2019 No.21817893 >>21817868 This >>21817883 and only you should be the one sneaking into her room to fuck her

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:31:13 2019 No.21817898 >>21817893 No sneaking, she's there to take care of the house only.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:35:35 2019 No.21817913

>>21817849
Sort of. All alps start out as type 1 in looks which is just androgynous more or less. Alps that are in love with a man remain type 1 unless the man actively desires more shape in his women in which case they'll adjust physically to taste.
Type 2 alps are men that wanted to be women so when they do alp they eventually reach levels of femininity and lasciviousness that is unattainable by normal succubi. The more spirit energy type 2's intake the "better" they get.
Type 1: androgynous unless their husband desides some curves in her.
Type 2: possibly infinite gains so long as they're given an equivalent amount of spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:38:13 2019 No.21817933 >>21817889 >when angels fall with broken wings...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:42:22 2019 No.21817953 >>21817883 But she says she sleeps better in my bed and that it would make her more productive

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:42:57 2019 No.21817957

>>21817889
I already comm pictures and imaging cuddling up to her at night so I guess in her world she does something similar. I also sometimes imagine her being in the room with me and play out how the situation or conversation would go with her around. I worry I'm going slightly insane but maybe the other waifu fags do this too.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:44:40 2019 No.21817969

>>21817872
I'll probably cringe at it once I stop watching the lips move but not until then.
Imagine the second lips move you effectively go deaf and stare, something happens that breaks your attention, it's like whatever sound that occured between zoning out and zoning back in was being recorded and zoning back in is hitting the playback button but that recording gets condensed down to a second of sound that gets dumped into your brain and you sort of just have to give it a second or to to kind of parse and make sense of it all.
I hate it because it just happen, I gain the poster child for "slack jawed stare" for it, and once they notice and break me out of it I'm just fumbling for half a second while I try to regain my footing and mental faculties. Cringey fanfic would just be a timebomb that would complicate that last bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:45:19 2019 No.21817972 I want to be a twitch slut for a bunch of spergy socially-retarded underage monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:45:33 2019 No.21817974 >>21817788 Little spoon. It can't be helped, she's much taller than me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:48:07 2019 No.21817984 >>21817889 She would say her fanfiction isn't cringey and that her OC is awesome

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:49:04 2019 No.21817994 >>21817984 It's just going to get worse if you encourage it, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:49:46 2019 No.21817999 >>21817984 >her OC is awesome God I feel like monster OC's would be scary

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:50:35 2019 No.21818005 >>21817999 >You walk in on your werecat childhood friend and she is dressed up as the cheshire cat she writes about

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:52:23 2019 No.21818017 How would you feel if you discovered your waifu's self-insert OC was a human girl?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:56:25 2019 No.21818040

>>21817868
Front to front cuddle position. She gets to enjoy being embraced and like a good maid always should she's helping master via keeping his arms properly elevated when sleeping on his side saving wear and tear on his rotator cuff.
>>21817889
>holstaur spends all day writing detailed but cringey fanfics of farm life with her husband
>she's got a country education so some of the diction and syntax is lacking but she spends hours making sure to get across exactly how difficult getting herds out to pasture is
>literally an entire chapter dedicated to describing the various forms of sweat worked up in such an activity

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 20:59:48 2019 No.21818060 >>21818017 >Ghoul self insert as human I feel that would be more a biography of what she can recall of her old life than a self insert human OC

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:00:37 2019 No.21818063 >>21818017 Dear god how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:03:16 2019 No.21818076 >>21818017 What a strange kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:05:00 2019 No.21818086 >>21817868 With her hogtied and gagged and you cuddling her as your daki.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:05:33 2019 No.21818090 >>21817999 This is my original character -- she was created by all your malice combined into one being by the demon king and seeks to kill all girls who are bad. She also likes cute boys and hates vampires and bad guys. especially my mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:06:50 2019 No.21818098 >>21818090 Dhampirs are adorable and I would love to befriend mine because only she could protect my rare blood

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:08:47 2019 No.21818105 https://exhentai.org/g/1375715/e5172275fe/ Just found out this doujin, holy shit this is good

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:09:11 2019 No.21818111 >>21818017 Meh. That’s fine. Human feet are pretty cool especially if you’ve never dealt with them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:09:53 2019 No.21818113 >>21818017 I'd comfort her and let her know that I love her just the way she is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:10:16 2019 No.21818115 >>21818111 Speaking of monsters getting the little mermaid treatment and gaining legs they never had I bet snakes would shake their hips while trying to walk

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:12:39 2019 No.21818119

>>21818017
I'd be confused because the only difference between a Dark Mage and a perverted human woman is magical ability. (Well, and height in her case)
I guess she's writing herself into our world if she's doing this. Earth would basically be a sci fi setting for MGE residents if you think about it.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:14:08 2019 No.21818124

>>21818076
She's writing a reincarnation isekai about a lonely Kiki who got hit by a truck and was reborn in the world of an otome game as a random human villager girl. She recovered the memories of her past life after a fever and decided to get a job as the maid of a character she liked from the game, the misunderstood villain duke (who is based on you). She won his heart with her Kiki maid skills from her past life and then the story goes off the rails into basically a soft S&M porn book.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:14:13 2019 No.21818126 >>21818119 >perverted human woman

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:16:06 2019 No.21818129 >>21818105 Bless Moldova.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:17:21 2019 No.21818133 I wish I had a kiki childhood friend I bet that would be nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:17:52 2019 No.21818135 >>21818060 >Ghoul I feel like this is potentially the darkest version of it, since it seems to imply she regrets her death and doesn't like her new form.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:19:00 2019 No.21818139 >>21818133 sure would make doing your chores easy though I feel like my parents would have told her she wasn't allowed to do my chores when she comes over to visit

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:21:14 2019 No.21818151

>>21818135
Its therapeutic decompression. She died and nobody likes that occuring to them so this is how she's coping with and working through that.
Sort of like how that one comic writer that was molested by her brother as a child worked her way through that trauma via comics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:22:37 2019 No.21818156 >little anon running around making messes everywhere playing >even littler Kiki silently following anon around cleaning up after him

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:24:36 2019 No.21818166 >>21818156 Anon needs to learn to clean up for himself he might not always have a kiki to rely on

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:24:47 2019 No.21818167

>>21818119
>And they have attained complete control over electricity and aether
>Instead of using wands, they’ve developed ways of using copper threads coiled up to send messages long distances
>They also enchant lightning in tablets to accept these messages and display them!
>>What do they use it for?
>Mostly porn

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:26:09 2019 No.21818170 >>21818156 >anon's parents guilt trip him about making a smaller girl clean up his messes >anon cleans up after himself next time >kiki cries

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:26:16 2019 No.21818172 >>21818166 Just like we won’t have a calculator everywhere we go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:27:26 2019 No.21818179 >>21818166 >The little kiki hears you say that and says he will always have her to rely on

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:28:05 2019 No.21818186 >>21818172 you implying like a pocket kiki?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:28:07 2019 No.21818187

>>21818166
>anon has had a childhood friend kiki for as long as he can remember
>childhood friend syndrome takes effect and he lands with a hellhound who's even messier than him
>has to break his ass learning how to clean from scratch in one of the worst messiness scenarios possible

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:28:59 2019 No.21818189 >>21818187 >>childhood friend syndrome takes effect but monstergirls cancel that out

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:30:15 2019 No.21818195 >>21818186 so like an art fairy but a a kiki? I want to see her ride a roomba as her mount

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:31:02 2019 No.21818199 If you let a Kiki clean for you you have to take responsibility and marry her, otherwise she's used goods.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:34:38 2019 No.21818215 >>21818195 >ONWARD GREAT DUST SUCKING DISK >rrrrrrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:44:08 2019 No.21818248 I bet if a Kiki can't find a master and ends up working for a maid service the other Kikis talk behind her back and act like she's a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:44:56 2019 No.21818251 https://twitter.com/AltairLeVega/status/1158173184174231552

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:46:44 2019 No.21818259 >>21818195 >>21818215 That's too cute I wonder if she would put ribbons on her roomba

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:51:20 2019 No.21818285 >>21818248 That lets them find a master that wants them as a maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:55:55 2019 No.21818301 >>21818251 Good to see shirokuto getting some love

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 21:56:36 2019 No.21818303

>the adventures of nikki and her faithful steed oomba
>they travel the land fighting for good and cleaning up the mess afterwards
>and save cute pure boys from evil dust bunnies and wet smelly dogs and constantly shedding cats and rude guests that don't use coasters or take their shoes off when they come in the house or put the new toilet paper roll on the wrong way and don't scrape the food off their plates before they put them in the dishwasher not the sink

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:03:40 2019 No.21818324 >>21818303 She does such a good job she should be rewarded

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:05:18 2019 No.21818330 >>21818285 I like the idea of a sad, somewhat stoic older Kiki who falls in love with a young college student she meets by chance but thinks she isn't worthy of serving him after cleaning so many stranger's houses over the years.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:05:53 2019 No.21818333 Maids are for loving

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:08:20 2019 No.21818339 >>21818330 >cleaning so many stranger's houses over the years What an incorrigable slut, she'll clean anyone's house

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:08:48 2019 No.21818341 >>21818333 Maids are for dick

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:11:11 2019 No.21818349 >>21818339 I want her to clean my room

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:11:43 2019 No.21818355 >>21818341 Maids are for cleaning your heart and making it pure

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:12:45 2019 No.21818359 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, get ready for the maximum maid melee! Maids from across the land showing off their master protecting skills in a tourney to decide grand meido!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:13:18 2019 No.21818363 >>21818359 I wouldn't want my maid to enter she doesn't need getting hurt

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:13:44 2019 No.21818364 >>21818339 But she hasn't polished a single pecker!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:14:43 2019 No.21818371 Fuck this heat I wish I could have a maid made of ice

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:15:14 2019 No.21818373 >>21818371 >Smug glacies noises.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:16:09 2019 No.21818378 >>21818371 >Kiki made of ice shows up

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:16:15 2019 No.21818379 >>21818363 100% demon silver supplied weapons sir!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:16:48 2019 No.21818383 >>21818363 But she wants the prestige and to make you proud of her

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:17:04 2019 No.21818386 >>21818355 >”No Shoggy, that doesn’t mean entering my blood stream to sweep out cholesterol.” >Oops. Ufufufu~

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:18:03 2019 No.21818391 >>21818363 Anon, if your maid can't clean up the competition she's a poor excuse for a maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:18:26 2019 No.21818393 >>21818386 >What do you mean I can't replace your blood with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:18:57 2019 No.21818396 >>21818391 Even if she couldn't she would still be the best maid ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:23:48 2019 No.21818410 This thread just won’t die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:25:09 2019 No.21818415 >>21818339 That's what all the younger Kikis whisper about her. The only ones encouraging her to pursue her young man are her friends from the maid service, an air-headed shog and an earnest dog girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:25:58 2019 No.21818418 >>21818371 Aggresive Tsurara maids!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:26:13 2019 No.21818419 >>21818396 The best maid ever wouldn't say no to a challenging stain on her honor like not having the world title Best Meido championship belt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:27:36 2019 No.21818425 >>21818410 Panda came back to life suddenly and the population of /jp/ mysteriously dropped to abnormally low levels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:27:47 2019 No.21818427 >Cripplechan is going to get ddossed to death. brace your selfs anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:28:09 2019 No.21818429 Which species could cast gravity manipulation? I’d like to try having sex on the walls or on the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:29:54 2019 No.21818431 >>21818429 Just go to Wonderland. That's your average afternoon at the bank shopping for tea

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:30:21 2019 No.21818433 I would never want to visit wonderland I'd be too serious and no fun for them

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:30:48 2019 No.21818434 >>21818431 Do they have an upside down land?

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:32:13 2019 No.21818439

>>21807196
>get invited to Titania-sans house to play vidya
>think it’s gonna be all cutesy and fun
>she’s as hardcore of a gamer as possible
>she has everything including the newest DOOM game with mods
>surprisingly get far on the hardest difficulty that takes you back to level one as soon as you die
>she then rapes you while listening to heavy metal
Help me. I just made my waifu.

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:35:13 2019 No.21818450

>>21818434
Of course. Just gotta get those pesky chandeliers off the wall and setup a table for your waifu so when she eats a crumpet, you shove your penis in her ear and cum in her ass before crawling out of the tree trunk under the Queen of Heart's throne.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:35:23 2019 No.21818451 >>21818439 Is she still cutesy and pure during the whole time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:38:36 2019 No.21818463 >>21818450 You had me until the ear part.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:42:54 2019 No.21818474 >>21818463 Fair enough. Wonderland isn't for everyone. Only the lewdest and the most degenerate may apply

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:48:24 2019 No.21818488 >>21818474 I'm sexually aroused by handholding. Am I lewd enough?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:49:55 2019 No.21818494 I like aggresive monsters that come from a docile species

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:51:17 2019 No.21818496 >>21818488 Sorry, no. Come back when you develop a vore, tentacle, smell, cumflation, and bestiality fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:51:48 2019 No.21818498 >>21818474 Then how come KDF isn't there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:52:24 2019 No.21818502 >>21818496 But I don't like sandworms...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:53:03 2019 No.21818504 >>21812493 Which monster is the best Big Tiddie Onee-San?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:53:58 2019 No.21818506 >>21818504 Baphomet

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:54:02 2019 No.21818507 >>21818429 >I’d like to try having sex on the walls or on the ceiling You don't need gravity manipulation, you need a spider-fu

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:56:47 2019 No.21818520 Hardwood and marble floors are ideal if you have a Kikimora in your life. Clack clack clack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:57:02 2019 No.21818521 >>21818504 Holsts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:57:48 2019 No.21818524 >>21818520 >you will never hear the tip-tapping of your kiki daughter's feet as she cleans

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 22:59:51 2019 No.21818529 >tfw you will never get to impress a big buff amazoness with your spellcasting prowess

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:00:27 2019 No.21818532 >>21818524 I bet your wife would tell you to be more messy than normal so your daughter can clean up after her clumsy daddy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:01:06 2019 No.21818533 >>21818524 >you will never peek on her dancing while cleaning My heart

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:04:29 2019 No.21818541 >>21818532 >Oh daddy what what you do without mommy and me

Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:04:57 2019 No.21818543

>>21818520
Nah. Carpets. Hard as hell to clean dense as fuck shag carpets with that insulating foam layer beneath it all. I've woken up to a literal mouse sneeze 2 floors above me. I only know thats what it was because I hunted that bastard down for daring to step foot in my house uninvited and to make an example to the cats. Dumb bastard sneezed again when I couldn't find him which is how I know what the sound that woke me was. Hearing tap dancing shoes on solid anything would be like gunshots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:08:34 2019 No.21818553 >>21818371 then she melts and you get a water maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:08:54 2019 No.21818555 I could never have a maid wife because I've always cleaned after myself. Even when I go to hotels the maids have very little to do because I always leave the room as well kept as when I arrived.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:09:05 2019 No.21818557 >>21818553 then I she can sleep in my freezer

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:10:59 2019 No.21818567 >>21818488 Depends. Can you honestly truly cum and ahegao from handholding? If so then maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:11:12 2019 No.21818568 >>21818524 Kiki daughterus are too adorable

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:15:41 2019 No.21818588 >>21818567 Only if they give as good as they're getting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:16:43 2019 No.21818591 >>21818557 then you get an ice cube maid nice job idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:17:35 2019 No.21818595 >>21818591 clearly I'd have to get her a maid mold

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:20:14 2019 No.21818604 >>21818595 >mold How dare you say such an offensive word to your maid!

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:21:42 2019 No.21818607 >>21818595 then you get a maid with moldlines hope you have a scraper

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:21:47 2019 No.21818608 >>21818604 Molding m8 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molding_(process)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:22:02 2019 No.21818610 Friendly reminder that wan daughteru paw pads make excellent stress toys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:22:33 2019 No.21818613 >>21818608 It was a joke anon, gosh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:23:00 2019 No.21818614 >>21818607 Well what else should I do with a melted ice maid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:26:44 2019 No.21818623 >>21818614 enema

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:27:53 2019 No.21818625 >>21818608 Not him but this is honestly the one instance where I prefer britishisms. Making it mold and mould saves us from acme level word shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:28:55 2019 No.21818627 >>21818614 Introduce the shoggoth to the wonders of douching.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:29:58 2019 No.21818630 >>21818625 But mold(nasty) is mould in UK so it's the same problem of them sharing the same word

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:32:24 2019 No.21818637 Are there firefly girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:38:53 2019 No.21818663 >>21818637 No, they got canceled

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:40:32 2019 No.21818671 >>21818663 What year is it anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:40:56 2019 No.21818673 Every monster is cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:42:57 2019 No.21818679 >>21818671 Too soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:45:11 2019 No.21818686 >>21818630 So roll with fungus being mold and casts being moulds. We're fucking American in case you missed that we make the english language now. Even the brits have to write in americanisms in business and academia now for it to be valid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:46:22 2019 No.21818690 I want to see an american monster and british monster sexily arguing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:46:22 2019 No.21818691 >>21818671 What year is this? >Laura? >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:49:04 2019 No.21818700 Do zombies like hugs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:52:08 2019 No.21818707 >>21818690 This, but fighting over my dick in a sexy threesome

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:53:36 2019 No.21818713 >>21818700 Yes, but be careful not to hug too tight else you risk an arm falling off

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:57:52 2019 No.21818720 Is Wonderland still vaguely British in MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 4 23:59:58 2019 No.21818727 Harpy playing a harp to her crush

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:01:52 2019 No.21818734 >>21818720 >legit weird >dogfucking cards seems more dutch to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:06:15 2019 No.21818743 >Mad Hatter with an appreciation of Tom Lehrer

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:06:16 2019 No.21818744 Monsters must teach their daughters that no means no

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:08:21 2019 No.21818753 thick tails are for licking

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:13:33 2019 No.21818765 >>21818753 thick tails and the buttholes under them

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:17:13 2019 No.21818774 Give Wurms your ice cream

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:17:43 2019 No.21818777 >>21818774 Can we share?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:17:48 2019 No.21818778 >>21818765 exactly

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:21:45 2019 No.21818791 Fucking kobold doggy style

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:25:39 2019 No.21818808 >>21818791 Doggy style is the most overrated position.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:29:15 2019 No.21818825 >>21818808 Especially when used on kobolds, hellhounds and werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:31:09 2019 No.21818832 >>21818808 >>21818825 Fuck a cheshire doggystyle to establish dominance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:33:35 2019 No.21818844 >>21818690 What monsters would the representatives be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:36:20 2019 No.21818857 >>21818844 Pudgy eagle and dark brown bulldog

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:37:07 2019 No.21818863 Holy shit this thread is still alive? Why did /jp/ become so slow all of sudden

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:37:53 2019 No.21818867 >>21818844 same species

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:38:24 2019 No.21818870 >>21818863 Kids are going back to school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:39:56 2019 No.21818877 >>21818863 Everyone's busy celebrating the return of the Sad Panda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:56:54 2019 No.21818926 >>21818744 In Wonderland, they teach their daughters how to pick up on the slightest sign of arousal, and how to guess fetishes and kinks from the most mundane of cues.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 00:59:17 2019 No.21818936 >>21818926 what kind of fetish do they pick up on when I scratch my cheek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:02:05 2019 No.21818944 >>21818936 Left or right? Ass or face? Chartreuse or Cauliflower?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:03:41 2019 No.21818946 >>21818936 They'd also look at where you're looking and listen to how you're breathing. That cue simply would show a lack of conscious focus, which makes your unconscious more open to signalling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:04:38 2019 No.21818953 >>21818808 This. How can it be loving and intimate if you can't look each other in the face?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:04:53 2019 No.21818954 >>21818808 I want to standing full nelson smol Monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:06:25 2019 No.21818957 >>21818954 Only good with lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:08:21 2019 No.21818961 >>21818957 Lolis, shortstacks, sticcs, tweens, and teens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:09:43 2019 No.21818962 I love sticcs they are elegant and sexy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:10:52 2019 No.21818967 >>21818961 My bad. Any small girl is fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:12:52 2019 No.21818973 >>21818962 Indeed! Most of my Khepri harem are sticcs, or otherwise lithe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:12:56 2019 No.21818975 >>21818957 It could work with a big jubjub

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:13:30 2019 No.21818976 >>21818975 But what if I don't lift? Jubs are heavy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:13:50 2019 No.21818978 Is there a reverse full nelson that a monstergirl could do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:14:06 2019 No.21818979 >>21818976 She'd lift herself for your pleasure.

Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:16:20 2019 No.21818983

>>21818978
Only with at least two girls, but
>Grabs you from behind, legs pulled back to expose your cock
>Licking/teasing your neck as applicable
>Other girl takes your cock as she likes
>Girl behind you may use you like a dildo to fuck girl in front of you

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:17:48 2019 No.21818988 >>21818978 Slimes and manticores can cheat the system

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:18:25 2019 No.21818991 >>21818975 >Anon's legs buckling under the weight of a BIG Jubjub he's holding. >The weight of her Jubjub Jugjugs bouncing up and down alone makes it a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:19:33 2019 No.21818992 What would you do if your waifu became a zombie

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:20:58 2019 No.21818998 >>21818983 That's pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:21:55 2019 No.21819001 >>21818992 If any of my Khepri wives got zombified, I'd work on finding a way to uplift her into a greater form of undead as soon as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:23:30 2019 No.21819005 >>21818992 Sounds like I’m going to be coiled up for a while. Maybe until she Wights. Undead snakes are scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:24:08 2019 No.21819008 >>21819005 A skeleton snake would be more scary

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:25:26 2019 No.21819013 >>21818992 Un-undead the both of us. Reincarnation is a preferable alternative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:27:36 2019 No.21819018 >>21819005 >>21819008 Shiro-wisp Banshilisk Lichidna

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:28:08 2019 No.21819020 >>21818992 How can a zombie become a double zombie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:30:30 2019 No.21819025 >>21817788 A zombie Kej? If I can't undo it, then I'll just work on making her into a wight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:32:16 2019 No.21819028 >>21817788 Is fuck her back into being smart, and fuck her into a Wight Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:33:32 2019 No.21819029 >>21818992 Make fuck to her until she Wights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:34:46 2019 No.21819034 Make love to your waifu

Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:35:34 2019 No.21819035

>>21818953
>how can it be loving and intimate
You ever see how some moms carry babies on their back? Or little spoon/big spoon and how you're setup so she's basically your teddy bear and she gets to be cuddled and embraced?
Literally the same dynamic but now sex is involved. You get all that skin to skin contact and that type of embrace people just love on an almost instinctive level all with the addition of sex being involved and it being the best position for both of you to be hitting some of the most sensitive spots on eachother. It even takes less out of you physically. The only thing that's a step above the intimacy and pleasure it provides is just flat out going full little spoon/big spoon position lying down on a comfy bed but now you're banging while you do it and because neither of you are busy holding yourselves up it leaves your limbs to do whatever like find a comfortable place to rest of hold hands or anything while your hips just do their thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:35:39 2019 No.21819036 >>21817788 Queen Khepri is biggest spoon, then me, then chuuni sticc Khepri, then loli Khepri. Maid Khepri and masochist teen Khepri sleep at the foot of the bed, because they revel in subservience and it makes them feel good to sleep like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:36:49 2019 No.21819040 >>21818992 I'd be concerned about a holst becoming an undead. If size effects the required intake to wight she'll be stuck like this forever and I'm not sure any milk she produces will be fresh...

Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:37:33 2019 No.21819041

>>21818992
>zombie ochimusha
I like to think she'd temporarily become overly affectionate like a Zombie Dragon, but when the temporary "sickness" passed and she's back to her regular self she'd be both extremely embarrased by her behavior but also long to be able to be that honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:37:50 2019 No.21819044 >>21817788 She's big spoon even when she is little spoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:39:02 2019 No.21819049 >>21819035 Well fine then anon, be that way. Doggy style is still shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:39:56 2019 No.21819050 >>21819035 >You ever see how some moms carry babies on their back? You are now imagining little your daughteru pegging your bigger waifu with a strapon while spooning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:40:51 2019 No.21819055 >>21819018 Mumyip Medghoulsa Apophantum

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:41:05 2019 No.21819057 >>21819040 She produces cheese instead. >>21819050 >each of my waifus getting spoon-pegged by each others' daughters while circleschlicking

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:43:16 2019 No.21819063 >>21819050 I'm not quite sure my daughteru is dommy enough for that, but it's a hot idea nonetheless.

Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:45:10 2019 No.21819071

>>21819049
Missionary is shit. The angles mean neither of you are getting the best deal no matter how deep you go and one of you is doing a small cardio routine while the other one just sits there not really contributing. Handholding means you either put all your weight on one arm or you're crushing her because now you're using his body to brace you up while she's getting smothered. The only thing it's good for is hugs and leglocks and you can get all that plus better angles for eachother with her ontop instead.
Doggystyle is the top of the pyramid and patricians choice pleasurably, mechanically, instinctively, and efficiently. It's been a mainstay since we were monkeys and it satisfies that deep down primal need only it can give where everything lines up the way it was built to be both emotionally and physically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:47:28 2019 No.21819076 >>21819071 That's just like, your opinion, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:49:31 2019 No.21819080 >>21818992 cash in on my chance to finally buy a hot tub

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:49:39 2019 No.21819082 >>21819071 What are you, some kind of sex wizard or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:50:16 2019 No.21819085 >>21819071 >Missionary is shit. Not when it's missionary with the girl on top!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:51:09 2019 No.21819086 >>21819071 inb4 Lotus best one

Anonymous Mon Aug 5 01:53:37 2019 No.21819090

>>21819076
Scientifically backed fact. No, really. Everything from shoving people into MRI machines to mapping nerve clusters in both people and matching areas mid action to test hypotheses and theories right down to PET/fMRI scans to see regions of activity and exacting magnitudes of activity. All that to confirm what our monkey ancestors have known for a million years now.

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