/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else here think that sex is gross?

[Anonymous No.]

fuck yes

but yet my hormones tells me i need it

[Anonymous No.]

but the thing is

hormones are so hard to resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179696

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no.

[Guy who always bumps Rika/Kig threads !fwgndC0jfs No.]

3D sex is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

3D sex is pretty disgusting. Tender, loving 2D sex is passable. But really all I want to do is hug them and smell their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

I agree, lots of fluids everywhere, fucking gross

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

It's fun when you do it with someone you love. Not that anyone cares about what I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really think it's gross, I'm just largely disinterested. I can see the appeal, but I don't really feel it's that important. I'll never have sex, so it doesn't matter too much...

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like shit after fapping. Especially if it's a character I like for their personality or some other non-sexual reason.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

I had sex once. It's not really that gross. The problem is the enormous amount of effort it takes to convince somebody to have sex with you. In retrospect it would have been much cheaper and easier to hire a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179698 but yet my hormones tells me i need it
Kill them.

[Anonymous No.]

Depends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179735
I had sex once.

lol thats a good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179736

and how would i do that

serious question

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179744
castration

[Anonymous No.]

nope, sex is all fantasy and the ability to maintain it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179744
>>2179749

Cut their lines, you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

sex is gross, only a virgin would say otherwise

still owns though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179750
Precisely the truth.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

25 year old virgin here.

I believe the /jp/ record for oldest virgin is 48 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179744
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179760
According to 2ch myth, if you stay a virgin for 5 more years you'll gain magic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'm 23, still a virgin, and I still don't give a shit about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

eat shit sexhavers!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I just find it hilarious reading the signs on the interstate that read "pronz next exit" and then "god knows what you're thinking".

I currently think it's all about making money, either path you choose: enlightenment(freedom from desire) or happiness(enjoying pleasure: which includes sex), either way you still are getting ripped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179777
>sexhavers
That is the most ineffective insult ever. I resolve to use it on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, it's disgusting, but that only arouses me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179783
it's not an insult

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179787
Fuck off, sexhaver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179787
sexhaver detected.

[sex No.]

If I have sex with a sex doll, will I lose my virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179804
Possibly. I'd say probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179812
If I have sex with you, will I lose my virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179798
>>2179800
nonvirginmind

[Anonymous No.]

Cool thread, would read again.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point, I've pretty much given up all prospects of sex in this life.

[Anonymous No.]

at the end of my days as a normalfag, i was granted a moment of satori and was able to see into the hearts of women. i will never be able to describe the maddening horrors which lie within the bitches, but i can no longer bear to touch one and am repulsed by all depictions of it (2d by and large excepted, of course)

[Anonymous No.]

women own

[Anonymous No.]

fuck my life folks

[Anonymous No.]

Fapping > Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179832
own what? devilish wicked hearts, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179836
they 0wn that's what!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have sex a lot before I became a hikkikomori. In fact it was the trauma of my failed marriage that made me into the hikkikomori I am today. Sex feels awesome, but you know, thinking about it, it doesn't sound appealing.

I mean, think about it. You're stuffing your cock into a slit that has all the aesthetic appeal of a badly healed scar. Said hole reeks of fish left out in the sun too long, and that's when it's been properly washed. If you're unlucky you've got a forest of pubes to fight through. If you're lucky she's shaved, which means it's like pushing your dick through sandpaper. If she's shaved, it's likely no one told them to do it right, so you have to wonder if it's herpes or if it's razor rash.

No thanks. I (statistically speaking) have had better, stronger, more satisfying orgasms with my hand than I have ever had with a pussy. Yeah, my parents miss out on grandchildren, but fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179832
>>2179841
Feels like the weekend already.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

It's a human biological imperative, nothing more, nothing less. Your urge to get your cock wet or your pussy filled is nothing more than genetic code impelling you. It is only the Catholic Church and their stupidities that have reinforced the idea of sex being sinful, and that women who have it regularly are whores. There is zero importance to the act, and it is as meaningless or meaningful as eating food.

On a similar note, I don't know why Nasu or anyone in particular would draw me having sex with anything. I don't even need a vagina or uterus, or any reproductive organs for any reason, as True Ancestors don't reproduce like humans. We are cast in the name of God like any other weapon, just as I was.

My strategy, however, is to take it easy, and to remind everyone of these simple facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179848
>and that women who have it regularly are whores.
You seriously want defiled used goods that another man has had his way with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179848
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179732

yes i do too

yet i cant stop

even tho i knw ill feel shit

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have any personal experience, but yeah sometimes when I think about what sex would be like in real life I get grossed out. Whenever that happens I feel glad that I'm a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179846
oh my, the age card. truly a /jp/ superstar~ at work here

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to have sex with sea food. Is this bad? y/n

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179862

JJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2179861

It's nice to see that the religious systems have managed to imprint their dogma within you so firmly that you spout it at the drop of a hat. Kudos.
From my perspective all humans are defiled and used the moment they are expelled from the womb.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had sex a few times and was bored during each occurrence. Everything leading up to sex is much better.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2179881

>Anonymous
>I've had sex a few times

ಠ_ಠ

I don't habeeb it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179878

I sorta side with him. I honestly dont know y. And im not a inch religious as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm worried that if I ever get a girl in bed, I'll be too nervous about being a virgin to do it right and then she'll never talk to me again. I'm embarrassed to be a virgin at my age, and every year that goes by makes it even worse and reduces my chances of ever losing it further. I feel as if the boat has left without even giving me a chance to get on board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179888
how old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179878
I don't think it has anything to do with religion. It's natural instinct for males to be possessive of their mates.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex is nothing special.
You guys aren't missing out on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179890
Indeed. Whenever I think of a girl I like being with someone else it turns me off of them completely for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179889

Old enough that I was already a 40-year-old virgin back when Touhou was only on PC-98. Although I did enjoy that movie because I think Steve Carell is a good actor.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2179890

You would have a point if we were talking about people in a relationship. We aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179888
stop obsessing over virginity

it's pretty much completely a social construct, dates back to when women were property of men and their value judged by some kind of arbitrary purity

there is no universal right or wrong with it comes to sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179894
>>2179890
Jealousy is one of the defining characteristics of women; it's awfully unbecoming of a real man to be so petty and possessive, isn't it? Just let them do what they want and in return, get rid of them when they bore you.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex is amazing.
Gross afterwards, but amazing.

And if you do it in the shower you eliminate all grossness automatically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179903
Well thinking about any girl that has been with any large number of people makes her less desirable in my mind. I'm pretty anti-religious, so I think it's just because of how "easy" or "attainable" she's been to so many other people. Though the people she's been with themselves probably also factor in also.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>2179723
>>It's fun when you do it with someone you love.

Makes sense. Fun stuff is always nice.

>>2179896
>>Old enough that I was already a 40-year-old virgin back when Touhou was only on PC-98.

Senpai? You're alive?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179888
Drink some alcohol. You won't give a shit about being nervous.

Brotip: Hide your money. You know how women are. Always thinking they deserve something.

[Loserbernd !!U9j3G3j0Qi5 No.]

>>2179696
here!

[Anonymous No.]

itt trolls and liars

[Anonymous No.]

I have had sex three times, so I can confirm these things are better than sex:
Winning a real fight where your life in in danger
Most illegal drugs
Your first Lunatic mode 1cc
Your first Nethack ascension
Major computer hardware upgrades

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179923
You sure you were having sex? Because that sounds more like you were making love to one of the folds in the girl's fat.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2179723
This.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2179894


This is Beta Male thinking, as >>2179908 so rightfully put it. Jealousy and possessiveness aren't the natural emotions of a healthy male.
The idea of a man confining himself to one woman at all is another value forced down our collective throats by the Catholics. In the olden days, it was common for a man to spread his seed amongst many women, never remaining long with one. One would only wed and settle down in advanced age.

inb4alphamale copypasta.

But in all seriousness, very few males with any dominance over women ever actually take these things into consideration.
I can guarantee you that if any of the Ronery anons who howl about attractive women being sluts were to be confronted with those same sluts naked and standing before his bed, he'd be in the sack with them before you could say Jack Robinson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179923

I honestly can't tell if this is awesome or the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

If I finally lose my virginity and then find out sex doesn't compare to a new computer upgrade, I'm going to be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179923
>>2179926
Having tried some illegal drugs before AND having had sex... I have to agree with him. Sex isn't really much of a comparison. As long as you forget about the downsides to the drugs, sex with an actual woman is in a pretty distant place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179903
Ok, well the guy you were originally quoting was talking about potential mates, so it still applies. The reason religions regard chastity as important is just a natural extension of those instincts. Every woman is a mate or potential mate for someone, so it is in the best interest of all men to construct a system that keeps them from having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179918
That's enough for normalfags, but it won't work for people here. It took me very many attempts, some with alcohol and some without, before I could stay hard at the moment of insertion. Final success was essentially tricking myself into jamming it in without thought. I'm glad it's all over and I don't have to go through it again, as I'm sure future attempts would result in even more boner failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179933
You are being to much influenced by society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179933
Well, that all depends on how attached you are to your computer.

Chances are, sex for the first time is going to be horrible anyways. Subsequent times might be fine or really good...

Though if your major hobby is your computer, then getting it upgraded is probably going to be better than any sex you'll probably have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179945
lol that's complete bullshit branded as some kind of "biotruth", sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody summon athens in attack mode.

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's a neccassarity to reproduce
and satisfy your inner desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179951
I'm not saying that it makes it right, I'm just explaining how those beliefs originated. I'm not one of athen's fanboys, I really don't care how many men a woman sleeps with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179945
>The reason religions regard chastity as important is just a natural extension of those instincts.

This is where you make your error. Religions emphasize chastity because it helps them control as many people as possible; their clergy have to forsake everything else in subservience to the faith while their adherents find every aspect of their life under thr control of priests, ritual and ceremony - including "natural" needs such as eating, bathing and sex. Think about the prohibitions on certain foods, for example and compare them against the prohibitions and obfuscations surrounding sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179957
And overcoming it, you have reached a higher state, a real homo sapiens sapiens.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>2179923
>>Major computer hardware upgrades
Wow.

[Anonymous No.]

Rationing of females is important for a stable society. It's like torrent ratios: if anyone gets >1 there's somebody who gets <1. Men who can't get females are more like to become criminals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179993
>Rationing of females
thanks for the "lols"

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2179993

>Rationing of females

Women are not a commodity to be bought and sold, unless we're speaking of prostitutes and slaves. This is another example of beta-male thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

To tell the truth I've had opportunity to have sex before and refused primarily because yes, the thought of sex seems gross to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179999
Of course they are. The alpha male attitude is that the alphas should own them exclusively, but betas are smart enough to realize they could act together to enforce laws of monogamy.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

I think, probably having your first time with another virgin is ideal. But it's not a necessity.

As a NB, I should add that Alicia is a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180006
>betas are smart enough to realize they could act together to enforce laws of monogamy

Just how well do you think the "laws of monogamy" are enforced?

Also, divorces.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2180006

Hence the construct of the Hebraic and Xtian religions. The betas got tired of seeing all the successful hunters, soldiers, and other paragons of masculinity running off with their women, so they went out and outlawed sex!

>WAT

Oh, I'm sorry. They made sex a 'sin under God's eyes' and instigated the laws of monogamy.
You see, the older pagan religions had solutions for the betas. There were temples where priestesses of the flesh would relieve one's sexual urges...for a small donation, of course. But the betas, unhappy with being under the heel of the Alphas, decided to take matters into their own hands.

Romance writers of the old eras helped to finalize the fate of mankind, and that has led to the problems you see today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180022
Not well, but it's better than giving alphas completely free rein. We don't have alphas like Genghis Khan anymore, using up over 1000 females.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>2180021
>>your first time with another virgin is ideal
And clumsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180032
In the long term it's better for the alphas too. If you can't get any female you're more likely to try things like suicide bombing in exchange for 72 imaginary virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not gross when you're doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course athens comes back when talk of sex and girls comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2179982
Yes religions exist to control people, but that's because at one point in time they were the foundation of the law and fulfilled many of the same purposes our secular governments do today. For example the regulations for food and bathing you mention usually emerged for health purposes. They passed them off as mandates from god because people are more likely to obey something if they think they'll burn in hell for eternity should they refuse. Of course humans have long since progressed beyond the need for such laws, which is why now religions are an outdated hindrance to humanity.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2180045

Brotip: All suicide bombers go straight to Gensokyo.

How do you think I got here?

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2180021
The bond is stronger that way, I think.
>>2180041
That's cute, though.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180032
>You see, the older pagan religions had solutions for the betas. There were temples where priestesses of the flesh would relieve one's sexual urges..

Nice 1960s interpretation of Greco-Roman religions bro. But anyone who has a cursory knowledge of such subjects knows this is bullshit. Stop fucking twisting ancient history. Your kind are degenerates now and they were degenerates then.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Athens, you seem somewhat different lately.

Like more calm or something. I don't know; perhaps it's simply my imagination.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2180061
>>2180051

Two people who don't know about Sumer and their temples of Istar/In-anna/Ashtoreth/Astaroth(all names for a Goddess of fertility, sex and war)

These modern-day schools have done a bang-up job of drilling Xtian dogma into your heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180038
>Not well, but it's better than giving alphas completely free rein.

Has it not occurred to you that perhaps you could become an alpha yourself, without sacrificing your sense of morality or dignity and becoming a frat douchebag with a popped collar? It's possible, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

rude sage for athens

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180067
Most knowledge on civilizations of prehistory in terms of their actual religious rites comes from later sources, namely Greek and Roman. Take Cybele for example, do you think you should use Catullus as a source for the way the Phrygians actually worshipped her?

In civilizations that have mastery of cultivation of the seed monogamy takes effect simply because it's more desirable. Plus it means cerebral abilities are favoured over how far you can chuck a spear and other negligible shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

And once again Arc proves that he is the worst tripfag on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,1

Hey athens, I know this isn't related, but could you tell me the name of the book you recommended on modern China awhile ago? I wrote it down, but I lost it.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,3
There is Kruger's "All Under Heaven" for an overview of all of Chinese History in a digestible 400 or so pages (or so I remember).

For Modern Chinese History I'd recommend Fairbank and Goldman's 'China: A New History' or Fenby's 'The Penguin History of Modern China: The Fall and Rise of a Great Power'. Alternatively you could try Xinran's 'China Witness' for a more thematic, essay based approach (essays/interviews/etc about different people involved in modern Chinese History, for example oil drilling in the 70s and 80s).

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,4
Oh great, this old-/n/ troll is here. I left /jp/ to escape morons like him. In a few weeks this archive will become a complete off-topic shitstorm/trollfest. We separatist enjoy off-topic discussions, but we also enjoy taking it easy. This troll doesn't know the meaning of taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,5
You're just tsundere for athens-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,1
But honestly, don't be daft even when you're ridiculously fixated on the ridiculousness known as Rome. The most real knowledge -or rather most theories- of these civilisations comes from strict archaeological evidence, maybe minorly accompanied with some ancient writings. I mean, if you would stop the dull fixation with your great mythical Rome for a sec, you'd realise that in terms of actual historical events that can be known by even remote certaintity, even the early middle ages that laid foundation for Europe are really really ambivalent. Some silly monk could have just made up everything. And indeed, there are cases of church actively remodelling the history. This might be a shocker for you but in terms of actual real-life reliable events ancient writings cannot be interpreted at all. Historian does not make up myths but deconstructs them, as you don't seem to realise it. And oh, by the way, Rome is worthless.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,5
But since everyone else is taking it easy, it's going to be all right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,8
Hey AoRF, if he starts making old-/n/ shitstorms can you please kick his ass for me. That is all.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,9
Unlike on /n/ or whatever you can make a shitstorm here since no one will feed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,10
I imagine that moralfags are everywhere. But I obviously hope that there are none here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,11
So you could peacefully rub your penis to pedophilic japanese cartoons without interruption? Yeah, thumbs up for that.
Hint: If you have to, do it privately. No one gives a shit about your LOL PRIDE OF JERKING OFF TO COMICBOOKS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,9
What are these "old-/n/ shitstorms" you always talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,12
What the fuck are you on about, you weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,13
>What are these "old-/n/ shitstorms" you always talk about?

Have you ever seen "Invisible Sky Magicians" post? It's kinda like that, only more rage induced.

There's something about news that brings out the worst in humans. Every thread on old-/n/ was a shitstorm. If you think /v/'s Nintendo vs PS3 threads were bad or /g/'s Linux vs Windows threads were bad than you've never seen old-/n/ threads. The shitstorms were so bad that according to moot it was one of the hardest boards to moderate. Every thread was China vs Japan, death to niggers and Jews, and GDP vs GDP. It was kinda like a sports board, but with Nations. And because the board was in a constant state of rage/trolling, most of the userbase from old-/n/ are in a constant state of rage. Every thread they post in becomes serious business. Athens use to be like this, but in the recent months he started to cool down a bit.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,10
This is exactly what I thought about /prog/ when someone who shall not be named started posting.

Invisible Sky Magician's posts were pretty harmless.

Let's just hope for the best.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,17
Whoa!

That's true. If you switch to latin1 encoding, it looks fine. I think it's some another dumb feature of some piece of software we're using. It returns latin1 when all characters can be encoded in latin1 (and that's why http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/a/thread/19349031#p19349083 looks fine, because of >>>/a/19349147)

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,20
I'll fix it later

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,23
I did, but I did format the string for html too before that ;_;

I knew I shouldn't have released it without thorough testing.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,5
I remember you saying similar shit 5 months into the launch of /jp/ itself.

Guess what idiot:

>anonymous of athens!SysNpnp3nU Wed Feb 20 08:12:53 2008 3817

>Wed Feb 20 08:12:53 2008

In short, the fact you noticed me so late on proves you are a newfag.

[masteryeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,25
What the hell are you going on about? I was just commenting on how I was disappointed to see your post on this ghost/separatist board. I thought only pre-split /a/ tripfags knew about this separatist board. You weren't on /a/ through 2004-2007 so I assumed you wouldn't know/care about this place.

>In short, the fact you noticed me so late on proves you are a newfag.

Only newcomers call people "newfags." Under no circumstances is that word acceptable. Also, I find it quite ironic how someone who admits to discovering 4chan in the winter of 2006 has the audacity to label me a newcomer. vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,26
Everyone knows that athens is a newcomer. No point of arguing about it with him

But did you know that he is also 24 years old and a virgin? Probably could have guessed it out, anyhow.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,27
Arent we all about 2x and virgins? or at least 19

[masteryeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,27
>24 year old virgin

Wow, and here I was thinking my life was pathetic.

I'm only 19. I still have 2 years to surpass AoRF's programing skills.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,29
>I still have 2 years to surpass AoRF's programing skills.
Good luck with that bub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,30
Even a trained monkey could learn to program if given enough practice. It's all about memorizing patterns and doing basic math (with a computer lol).
Does not require any skill other than patience to sit through ton of lessons.

And then after years of learning you realise that you lack the imagination to do anything useful with your skill and become a wage slave for random software company or administrator for some seedy website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,31
Programmers earn decent money and the job is not very tiring. It has lots of perks too. It's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey AoRF, what's your job like?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,26
I _was_ on /a/ from mid 2007 onwards. Prior to that I was on /v/ since late 2006.

>>2180073,27
21 actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,34
I honestly don't recall seeing you on /a/ during 2007. You must have been really unpopular back in those days. I knew every tripfag in 2006-2007. Can you show me some of your post on 2007 /a/.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,35
You've got to be kidding, the /a/rchive doesn't go back that far.

>I knew every tripfag in 2006-2007

I doubt that somehow, name them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,36
Too much to name brosith. Surely there must be one thread on 2007 /a/ with your trip in it. Have you ever posted in 2007 sticky? I have most 2007 stickies saved on my external hardrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,36
I'm looking through my 2007 /a/ folder and I'm not seeing your name any where. Did you use to post under a different tripname?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,34
Most (if not all) of the people here were on /a/ through 2005-2008. What the hell were you doing on /v/ during that time? During 2006 /v/ was going through its cancer phase, but I guess since you were new to 4chan your weren't aware of said cancer. Again, this is the reason why I've never accepted you as a /jp/er. Your taste in boards, /v/, /n/, and /r9k/ is disturbing. You're kinda like a /b/tard that randomly migrated to our weeaboo boards.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,37
>>2180073,38
>>2180073,39
Pitiful. Three posts in a row.

>During 2006 /v/ was going through its cancer phase

No it wasn't, don't speak shit about what you don't understand. /v/ was a good board until mid 2007.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,40
I'm honestly only one person you're quoting.

You honestly don't have one picture of your name during 2007 /a/? Not that that would matter, anybody past 2005 (with the great exception of Cirno) was cancer in my opinion.

>No it wasn't, don't speak shit about what you don't understand. /v/ was a good board until mid 2007.
Hahaha oh wow. I guess ignorance is truthfully bliss. Through your virgin perception of 4chan you thought 2006 /v/ was good. I guess that's also why you thought /r9k/ was good enough to post on.

I'm willing to bet most of the cancer that discovered /v/ in 2008 thought it was good till 2009.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>anybody past 2005

So most of /jp/ then?

>Hahaha oh wow.

This isn't a response in any tangible sense, it's just mock mirth. Make a case that /v/ was bad in 2006. Make a solid case for it. Go on. Do it. With reference to shifting dynamics in the userbase, changing of topical discussion and so on.

Oh wait, lol, you never browsed /v/ at all. So you wouldn't know.

>I guess that's also why you thought /r9k/ was good enough to post on.

Show me a single non-troll thread I created in /r9k/. Show me just a single one or give me reference to a single one (that, you know... actually existed and isn't just a figment of your overactive imagination).

>I'm honestly only one person you're quoting.

LOL SURE YOU ARE! ┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,40
Do you have a screencap of one of your threads in /v/ during 2006. I proudly admit I stopped lurking /v/ towards 2005 because its userbase never lived up to my standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,42
>Oh wait, lol, you never browsed /v/ at all. So you wouldn't know.

You're right. I rarely browsed /v/ because it was constantly being overrun with cancer. I've never been a fan of high post rate, and at the time, /v/ threads moved much faster than /a/ threads.

>Show me a single non-troll thread I created in /r9k/.
Why is it that you feel the need to troll a bunch of /b/tards? That sounds like something an idiot and/or a newcomer would do. What did you troll them with? Normalfag topics and other cancerous things? What do /b/tards talk about nowadays?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,43
No - I'm not even on the same computer I had back then. Care to show many any screencaps you have of /v/ in 2005? Oh wait, you don't have any, LOL.

>>2180073,44 same person.

>I've never been a fan of high post rate

You do realise that /a/ had a higher post count than /v/ up until early 2007 right?

>Normalfag topics and other cancerous things?

You made the accusations, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Make a case that /v/ was bad in 2006. Make a solid case for it. Go on. Do it. With reference to shifting dynamics in the userbase, changing of topical discussion and so on.

Cancer is a relative term. In *comparison* to 2006 /a/, 2006 /v/ was cancerous.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,46
durr hurr everything is relative, that doesn't mean there aren't at the very least vague objective standards governing it.

[MasterYeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,45
>No - I'm not even on the same computer I had back then. Care to show many any screencaps you have of /v/ in 2005? Oh wait, you don't have any, LOL.

Wow dude, why are you getting so offensive. All I want is for you to put your money where your mouth is. If you want me to find some screencaps of my various post from 2005-2006 /a/ I would gladly show them to you. So why is it that you wont show me one post from 2006 /v/? Case you didn't know, I also use to be a couple of tripfags myself, though I highly doubt you'd remember them.

But if you insist on not showing me any evidence then I have no choice but to conclude that you're full of shit. But I must confess, testing you is quite a unique challenge for two reasons 1) you weren't on 4chan during 2005 so asking you any question towards that time wouldn't work and 2) you were on /v/, a board that I rarely visited.

Let me ask you a few questions. Name a few tripfags that were new to 2007 /a/. Did Cirno appear in 2007 or 2008. When did Anonymous of the Russian Federation start posting? Who was the first and second Anonymous of location tripfag on /a/? Who's "Your Local Chink" and what did he use to do on /a/? When did moot get rid of the frames? Where did the "don't bother moot" meme originate from? When did Tonberryking get permabanned? Which shows were popular on /a/ before Death Note, Code Geass, Lucky Star, and Gurren Lagann aired? Who used a bot flood to still a GET. Who used a bot flood to flood /b/. And what were the pictures of said flood. How many spoiler public bans were there in 2006-2007.

If you can answer a few of these questions I'll believe you.

And to my fellow separatist, don't help him.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,48
>So why is it that you wont show me one post from 2006 /v/?

ho hum, i've already explained this, I hardly ever save screencaps of posts, certainly not of my own and I'm not even using the same computer I had back then.

>Did Cirno appear in 2007 or 2008.

2008.

>Name a few tripfags that were new to 2007 /a/.

TBK for one.

>Who was the first and second Anonymous of location tripfag on /a/?

I know the first was AoG, no idea about the second.

>When did Anonymous of the Russian Federation start posting?

Dunno.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>Where did the "don't bother moot" meme originate from?

/a/radio.

>When did Tonberryking get permabanned?

Winter sometime 2007. I think it was November or December.

>Which shows were popular on /a/ before Death Note, Code Geass, Lucky Star, and Gurren Lagann aired?

This much is obvious, Haruhi.

>Who used a bot flood to still a GET.

I'm guessing AoRF.

>When did moot get rid of the frames?

Early 2007 some time when the front page was redesigned.

Frames weren't removed anyway, I can remember the backlash, moot posted a link to 4chan with frames.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

And that's what prompted all the talk of 4chan 'gold accounts' and so on.

[MasterYeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,48
Oops, I just remembered that you weren't on /a/ before 2007. So some of those questions you probably wont know. I'll give you some more easy questions.

Who created the /a/-radio threads? What ever happened to /a/-radio threads? Who was Penis Engine Mechanic and what was unique about him.

[MasterYeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,52
Disregard that I suck cocks.

[MasterYeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,49
>>2180073,50
Not bad, but you never said anything about YOUR LOCAL CHINK. He was fairly popular on /a/.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,52
>Who created the /a/-radio threads? What ever happened to /a/-radio threads?

Don't know, only ever listened to Bokusatsu's broadcasts.

>Who was Penis Engine Mechanic and what was unique about him.

No idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,54
Man I missed that dude. If he's not a bot, that is.

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

I must say I'm fairly impressed, though my questions were very obvious.

I still don't accept you as a true /jp/er, nor do I accept you as a old-/a/ tripbro. But I think I'm beginning to like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,55

One final bloody question and I'll let you go. What music did the mods play during the 2007 Death Note sticky. The Death Note sticky was one of the biggest threads in /a/'s history and it was up for a week. Everybody had to see that bloody sticky. Even people from /v/ had to notice this sticky.

>>2180073,56
He was obviously AoRF's bot.

>>2180073,57
>But I think I'm beginning to like you.
And by "like" I mean I want to stick it in you.

I'm going to go open my 38 (unique) character encrypted, 80GB (AES-Twofish-Serpent) Truecrypt volume. And once I open said volume I shall observe the refined art that resides within. I'll be back tomorrow to collect my answer (and something tells me that you will be here too). After all, tripfags cant resist refreshing threads for witty/clever replies to their eccentric post.

>>2180073,25
>In short, the fact you noticed me so late on proves you are a newfag.
Lesson learned kiddos, do not strong-arm your peers on the Internets.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, it's masteryeshua

I always thought you were a massive tool but it sure is nice to see old faces every now and again

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of old tripbros what ever happened to ZeetherKID77 and Penis Engine Mechanic?

And what ever became of Nameless Fairy and YOUR LOCAL CHINK (the architects of western Touhou faggotry). And who's the new Nameless Fairy person that was recently spotted on /a/? I always assumed AoRF was YOUR LOCAL CHINK.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZeetherKID77

Oh fuck I remember this guy pissed me off so bad but I'm not sure why. Pretty sure it was something to do with Initial D

>Penis Engine Mechanic

Try #/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,62
Because athens is actually a girl that trolls 4chan with relationship threads. Possibly a dyke too.

Those who remember when she still posted in /r9k/ know.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,64
Why do men on the internet get so crazy when they hear a girl is posting, get over it pubertyfag.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,66
Never knew Arisa was a girl let alone lesbian, cool i like he she can come by and fuck my sister anytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,65
But what kind of girl?

When athens posted in /r9k/ she used to blog about her masturbation habits, among other nasty things. After a while everybody flamed her with "gtfo slut", so she goes to /a/ and starts making slut hating threads.

Talking about messed up...

[Anonymous No.]

sage for athens

[Anonymous No.]

Pygmalion!rNk8s6TM.Q is a female as well

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I'm a female too HURRR DURRR

[Anonymous No.]

Second Anonymous of Location was Anonymous of Colombia. Not the nice day fag, but the original.
Do you have a cap of the sticky in 2007 when mods openly declared that they were deleting KnJ threads because they were risque?

[Anonymous No.]

>http://halflife2.zoy.org/

This certain someone with Greek someone has been busy as a game reviewer, it seems.
We are dealing with an internet celeb here.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,75
Hmm...

[Anonymous of Russian Federation!bjxasdw No.]

>>2180073,75
I actually managed to close the page.
All I could do before was hit ctrl+alt+del and kill process.
Thanks Firefox team I guess.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,78
I killed it that way too, but should it close when you go like right click in the task bar and then CLOSE?

[Anonymous of Russian Federation!bjxasdw No.]

>>2180073,79
You mean

Right click in the task bar -> CLOSE -> No response -> Right click in the task bar -> CLOSE -> This program is not responding. Would you like to close it -> YES, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Yeah, I guess I could do that.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,80
I guess you could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,82
http://stats.on.nimp.org/stats/

And this time I managed to figure out what to remove from sessionstore.js. Pretty easy actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,84
The file Firefox saves the session restore information in, just killing Firefox isn't enough if it'll restore the session right away.

You obviously don't want to lose those ``important'' tabs that have been hanging around a few weeks either, so that's the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,86
That would work if there weren't hundreds of windows in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,66
Arisa was a girl?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,90
Dont be so sure about that, if shes lesbian she might just be a boy now.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,68
You're getting desperate meru... I mean, you're just plain making stuff up now. Go and kill yourself for real.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,83
And it's still not updating...

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

And there's more! How could I notr notice this before?

> Browser (20 of 2384)
> Java 1.1 45220
> search engine crawlers
> BitTorrent/5.0.7 20823

timecop is a fucking cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,95
Didn't they drop Naruto for real some time ago?

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

Hey athens, I'm still waiting for my answer to this >>2180073,58 question. Does anybody here honestly believe athen's story that he was on /a/ in 2007 (not that it would matter). I just want to expose him for the lying faggot that he is. Why do I hate him so much you ask? His post stood out too much, and he's too cocky. I'm really beginning to think he's a female.

>>2180073,62
>Not that it matters, anyway. I wonder why you're so obsessed with athens.
There are three people I cant take it easy next to, and athens happens to be one of them. I apologize to both Eksopl and AoRF for my behavior.

>>2180073,67
>Never knew Arisa was a girl let alone lesbian, cool i like he she can come by and fuck my sister anytime.
Can I come over and fuck your sister too? How old is she?

>>2180073,60
>I always assumed AoRF was YOUR LOCAL CHINK.
So far I've publicly accused AoRF of being:

Nameless Fairy
YOUR LOCAL CHINK
Moderator
Guriin
Cirno, Anonymous of Gensokyo
Eksopl
Anonymous of Croatia

Once I discovered AoRF wasn't Cirno my love for him was literally cut in half, but then he went and created this ghost board, so now his awesomeness factor was increased back to normal.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,99
That was in mid 2007, wasn't an /a/ regular at that point. I do however remember it vaguely being linked to /v/, all I can remember was people linking to Futaba threads.

>athen's

You know misplacing apostrophes every time like the nigger you are makes it very easy for me to just search the archive and see where your butthurt stems from? Dumb nigger.

Go, on give it a go, search: "athen's", there's a hell of a lot of posts. I must admit I lol'ed at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,100
>I do however remember it vaguely being linked to /v/, all I can remember was people linking to Futaba threads.
1) We always link to Futaba during the Death Note stickies. 2) You failed to answer my easy question. There's no way you could have missed this sticky. It was one of the biggest threads in /a/'s history.

Also, why so defensive, athens? Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,100
SHUT UP ATHENA BITCH GO BACK TO BEING USELESS AND ONLY REVIVING SAINTS ONCE IN A WHILE

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

>>2180073,100
>I do however remember it vaguely being linked to /v/, all I can remember was people linking to Futaba threads.
I vaguely remember threads in 2004-2005, but remembering a thread in 2007 is easy. You either have a really bad memory or you're making stuff up.

>What music did the mods play during the 2007 Death Note sticky.
This is a very simple question. Of all the Death Note stickies only once did they play a certain music. How could anybody forget this? The thread was up for a week and it literally was one the biggest threads in /a/'s history. But even if you managed to answer this question it still wouldn't explain why you didn't make a post in said sticky. I've just checked several big stickies from 2007 /a/ and I'm not seeing your name any where. Were you even here during the day 4chan's DNS got compromised? What board did you go to during the day of recovery?

Why am I asking these question you ask? I'm asking them because I'm starting to like you. If you think the attention I'm giving you is special, then you obviously haven't been here very long. I've trolled many tripbros. I use to hate most of the tripfriends that posted in this thread; now I love them. Maybe one of these days I'll like you too. Now answer the bloody question.

Disclaimer: When I post under this name I'm in my troll mode. Some examples of my work can be found here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1380149+

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1255692

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1256424+

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl?task=thread&num=1163489+

tl;dr When I troll any given subject/person it's my way of saying I like it.

>>2180073,102
Who's Athena?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,103
Some sort of tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,104
It's who athens based her name off, I think!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athena_(Saint_Seiya)

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, Minerva, the whore of athens, city that has been raped by every vandal mongrel that the history has spawned to blight men.
Yet she claims to be a virgin.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

/a/ trivia and INTERNET LESBIANS.

Tripfag Circle-jerk mode is the best.

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

>>2180073,107

I'm just wondering where athens went. I hope I didn't hurt his/her e-feelings. I think his 'Internet tough guy' persona is kinda cute. I'm willing to bet athens fucks like a rabbit.

I promise to stop bothering him/her once he/she answers my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,108
He would but he is a confirmed virgin. So, the chances are that he just masturbates like demented obese chimpanzee. Probably masturbating at this very moment.

Anyone got info on this guy? Wonder if his name is ridiculous sounding like Puolososlesouslousos or any average greek name.

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

>>2180073,110
Eksopl, this doesn't concern you. Even if you posted as an Anonymous I would know you're a true bro. Athens has to pass the brotest before I'll accept him.

So far, all he's done is dodge my question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,111
Athens is a definite newcomer and does not belong.

[None !FFV1SjUAV2 No.]

>>2180073,110
Now that I think about it, you just gave away the bloody answer. Thanks a lot Eksopl, I'm going to put you on my love list now.

I doubt even with that information you just gave him, he'll be able to answer my question. Let's wait and see. This should give me a good laugh or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,112
>Athens is a definite newcomer and does not belong.
I don't care about that. I just don't like how he pretends to be one of us.

>>2180073,25
>In short, the fact you noticed me so late on proves you are a newfag.
This isn't the first time athens has accused someone of being a "newfag." I remember having a similar argument with him a few months ago when he said some femanon was a "newfag."

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, why can't you faggots just ignore athens instead of trying LOLPWN him? Nobody here cares about your tripfag e-penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,116
ITT Athens trying his hardest to fit in with /jp/ers. Truth be told, Athens is a casual otaku. His powerlevel is arguably worse than the average /a/non. He only knows about a handful of Visual Novels and he's never beaten any of the Touhou games on hard mode. But then again, I was also on a low level during my first 2 1/2 years on 4chan. Athens first came to 4chan towards the end of 2006, I don't think he'll be a worthy poster till 2011 or 2010. I'm willing to bet he hasn't found a taste for dick girls yet.

One of the reasons why he keeps going offtopic is because he doesn't know any thing about the on-topic topics. I guess it must be hard trying to talk about something that you aren't familiar with. He still has a lot of /b/, /n/, and /r9k/ left in him. When all Anons come to 4chan they have a little /b/ in them. But unlike Athens, most /jp/ers dropped their inner /b/tard back in 2005. Until I stop seeing Athens make offtopic comments, I'm going to have no choice but to label him a shitty user (oh, and when I talk about offtopic I'm not talking about your women cant be ronery rants). Those are semi related to /jp/ in my opinion.

Why am I saying this you ask? I say this because I want you to become a better user. Despite only being here since the end of 2006, you went from lurker to a semi decent troll. You definitely have some potential. You're proof that post alexa-spike generation Anons, can be decent users.

You see this image. Don't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

This quizz thing is funny because I've been here for four years and wouldn't remember anything from last year, much less 2005.
I just feel.

[MasterYeshua !iX9wdiXS9k No.]

>>2180073,118
Yeah, I guess you're kinda right, but most of my questions were really easy. And athens never explained why I couldn't find any of his post in /a/'s biggest stickies. Show me one 2007 sticky with his/her name in it. I can literally find several 2006-2007 stickies with my previous tripcodes in them. I might even be able to find a few 2004 threads in my external harddrive. I have most of the 2007 stickies saved, so if athens can remember which one he posted in I can check it for him.

Did athens use to post as a different tripfag?

>>2180073,117
>I'm willing to bet he hasn't found a taste for dick girls yet.
Has athens found a taste for futanari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,117
Some of this is untrue.

I know it from fact since I've watched athens from the first post he made.

Athens found out 4chan in late 2008. He first posted anonymously in /b/ and /v/. Then /r9k/ and /a/.

At first he kept posting about conventional topics but after he realised that only troll personality is going to bring him the internet fame, he started to troll every board he stumbled upon with his trip.

And that has been our athens ever since. He trolls everything that comes to him. The only reason that anyone notices him is that he pick the topics that everyone shuns by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Has athens found a taste for futanari?
He is a homosexual with multiple gay lovers in he past.

In the past. Since he moved to London.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Just got back from the Opera.

>>2180073,120
>Athens found out 4chan in late 2008.

The archive itself clearly proves this is nonsense.

For a group of people who complain about how much I ruin your precious hideout, you sure do enjoy engendering conversation about me.

Please continue though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,122
>Just got back from the Opera.
That's good to hear. I was under the impression that you were hiding under your desk, praying to God that I had lost interest in the topic at hand.

>you sure do enjoy engendering conversation about me.
We're talking about you because you're a very endearing individual, albeit not as endearing as half the tripbros that posted in this thread but endearing nonetheless. As a fellow troll, I also enjoy it when people mention me.

Five questions, why haven't you answered my Death Note sticky question? Have you ever posted in a 2007 /a/ sticky? If so, then tell which one it is. And if not, then explain to me why you never posted in a sticky? Did you use to post under a different tripcode/name?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,123
>That's good to hear. I was under the impression that you were hiding under your desk, praying to God that I had lost interest in the topic at hand.

Some of us enjoy civilized pursuits you silly coon.

>Five questions, why haven't you answered my Death Note sticky question?

I did. Only Death Note sticky I can remember was linked from /v/ in mid 2007. It had various links to a futaba thread in it. With users communicating.

>Have you ever posted in a 2007 /a/ sticky? If so, then tell which one it is. And if not, then explain to me why you never posted in a sticky?

No. Don't know. This thing doesn't cross my mind.

>Did you use to post under a different tripcode/name?

Yes, but all variants of this.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,99
It's just a figure of speech, it's from a manga you should know it. But then again i guess your powerlevel aint that high.
>>2180073,103
I cant remember threads from 2009 let alone 2007 and before that i cant even remember when i started browsing 4chan or when i made my trip...

Why do people care about tripfags i dont get it i mean you're giving them attention and thats what they want if you really dont like them just fucking ignore them instead of posting a feeding them and making their epenis bigger...
I post with a trip for a single reason these days out of tradition since i've used it for 2~3 years, i dont fucking care mostly what people think about me and i dont do things that you should remember me by i'm not creative, i'm not a good troll, i dont discuss "important" stuff like tripfriend relationships and whatnot ... i have no idea what most tripfriends do except maybe russia and cirno, i'm getting to know Eksopl a bit. Why do you people like soap operas that much? Cant you be satisfied with touhous and vn and normal /jp/ topics?

[Anonymous of Colombia !pkzejWGkfw No.]

Just got back from Watchmen, what's all this nonsense then?

I remember seeing an Anonymous of athens in one of my /v/ incursions, I think 2007? I vaguely remember, I think it was a thread on piracy.

Reason for using a tripcode is that I'm curious if the Tripfag Monitor here has a cap of that stickied thread I had for an hour. Never got a chance to screencap it, and I would like to have the memory. AoRF remembers it, he hates me for it. Did a sarcastic post and everything. Good times.

You worry too much about seniority. We ain't salarymen, as long as someone can adapt and bring something to the board it's okay, I think. And yeah, I'm a 2007 tripfag, guess that makes me another newfag trying to hang around the true anonymous.

>>2180073,125
Us versus Them mentality. With a dash of voyeuristic amusement. Hurm, must remember to investigate further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,122
>The archive itself clearly proves this is nonsense.
Are you talking about a different archive? Because this archive only appears to go back to 2/3/08. Or maybe I'm just doing it wrong.

>>2180073,124
>I did. Only Death Note sticky I can remember was linked from /v/ in mid 2007. It had various links to a futaba thread in it. With users communicating.
How could you possibly forget about all of the other Death Note stickies on /a/? Especially the giant Death Note sticky that received over 2000 replies. You must have been a really casual lurker at that time to not have noticed it. There were many stickies in 2007. Why is it that I cant find your name in any of them? Again, if you can describe a few more stickies I can find them for you. I have a few stickies saved on my external harddrive. Were you on /a/ during the moonlander thread? By the way, does anybody have the moonlander thread.

>>2180073,125
When did I say I hate athens? I actually think he's an alright guy. I'm just checking to see if he's one of us.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,127
>Are you talking about a different archive? Because this archive only appears to go back to 2/3/08. Or maybe I'm just doing it wrong.
>Late 2008.
>2/3/08

>You must have been a really casual lurker

And? I only finished Death Note in Winter of 2007 actually. Probably November or some time.

>>2180073,126
I'm not surprised. I didn't care about pirates in general, just the pirates who thought they were some kinds of social revolutionaries for downloading decent games.

I still find that attitude infuriating to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,126
Tripbros need to learn how to drop their e-pride. If it makes you feel any better athens, I discovered 4chan in 2008. Now tell us the truth. I no longer care about when you discovered 4chan. All I want to know is when you became one of us (i.e. when you started browsing /a/).

I haven't had so much fun since I trolled the pooshlmerfags:
http://www.mediafire.com/?jgzim2oy1uj

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,129
Again, 2007. My interest in anime at that time was cursory though, limited to Bebop, NGE+EoE, Ghibli and so on.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

So do you still watch animu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,129
Oops, I just remembered what I said in that thread about AoRF. Long story short, when I was trying to start a debate with the pooshlmer bros, someone told me not to link to easymodo archive on pooshlmer. I then replied:
>Why? The owner of said website is AoRF, and he's a closet homo. The guy sucks massive cocks.
Sorry about that AoRF.

At first I thought the pooshlmer fags were beyond trolling because they didn't reply to any of my copypasta. But eventually one of them took the bait, and I ended up educating them. Keep in mind that I'm also a Touhoufag myself, I just don't like their ZUNdere circlejerking ways.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,131
I do. My main interest has always been more video games though.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,133
Video games as in jrpg on consoles or western games on PCs

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2180073,134
Both. I have a pretty wide variety of interests. Loved Baldur's Gate 2 and Xenogears for example. Not really into online FPS though.

[Misaki-chan is mai waifu !KRQGZtqKic No.]

The only important question for athens is if he's developed a taste for futa yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,136
This.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

One you start liking futa you have transcended normal humanity and entered internet humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

athens what are you doing. I thought we talked about this.

[Anonymous No.]

And here I thought the ghost board was supposed to be about taking it easy, not internet dick waving contests over who has been posting on 4chan longer.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again athens you disappoint me. I leave this thread feeling both empty and sad. The real reason why I did all of this is because some /jp/ers said you're a better troll than me. In this thread I attempted to prove them wrong.

I'm returning back to my easy going lurker ways now. I only post under this name to bother people. I was going to save this thread as "athens abuse thread" but then I realized this is an archive and this thread will always be here for the entire world to witness. I can shamefully confess I've never lost a debate on the Internet. I guess messing with people is the only thing that gets me off nowadays. The people that disagree with me either a) end up agreeing with my argument or b) running away with their tails between their legs. In both scenarios I end up using my opponent's tears as lubricant for masturbation. One of my favorites was this pooshlmer thread:
http://www.mediafire.com/?jgzim2oy1uj

Let's be friends athens, I've only known you for a year yet I'm already starting to like you. It took me 2 years to stop hating AoRF. If it wasn't for him I probably wouldn't have turned out this way. AoRF along with YOUR LOCAL CHINK and the Nameless Fairy bot, pioneered western Touhou "faggotry." I was the main opposition to said faggotry. I bothered moot a dozen times and I've probably handed AoRF a few perma/bans. I use to be quite the report fag back in my days.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,140
I'm really not sure what to do about this... I want to delete whole thread but that will be abusing my powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,142
Do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,142
Stop taking things so seriously, Russia.

I was just messing with the kid. I can promise you it wont happen again. Brb, I'm going to go fap to the idea of me caring about your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,142
Stick to your principles, AoRF. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, ``robotechguy,'' you're hardly the epitome of troll. I'm not sure if you've ever actually angered anyone, and the continuous cross-referencing your own (ineffectual) threads makes you come off as begging for attention. Not that athens is much better than you, but loathe though I am to admit it, people actually responded to his threads in ways they never have for you.

Be honest - are you jealous? Does your gut twist with envy when some upstart accomplishes with ease what you've been trying and failing to do for a long time? You couldn't even troll pooshlmer, for Christ's sake - the only "angry" or "tearful" replies you got were due to your referencing of /jp/ (a surefire 5+/10 on pooshlmer any day of the week) - and pooshlmer is an incredibly easy to troll board filled with naive gaiafriends.

Brb, I'm going to pretend to be cool and edgy so that I get attention on the internet.

(Note: I realize that this post might sound as though I'm supporting athens. I'm not. Everything he stands for irritates me, and the way he becomes the focus of any thread he hijacks is like rubbing salt into a paper cut. But seriously, look at what you've posted. If you like what you see, you may wish to invest in a good pair of glasses.)

tl;dr shut up already, nobody cares about you

[Anonymous No.]

Come on, cut athens some slack guys. He is probably vivid masturbator to comicbooks like the lot of you.

>>2180073,131
No person in their right mind watches anime.

[Anonymous No.]

Chill guys. Here have some Touhou remix. Take it easy.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6236635

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

I'd post the "This thread has ended peacefully" Shift-J but i dont have it so someone post it for me

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,150
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[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,146
>Be honest - are you jealous?
It's almost as if you want me to continue trolling him. And just for the record, your opinion about me or athens is irrelevant. Keep in mind that we troll for our own pleasure; not for the pleasure of others. The second that you confessed you didn't like me I had succeeded at my mission.

But let's not be hypocrites. I've lost track of all the tripbros that started out as trolls. Do you want me to find the thread where AoRF confessed that he only use to post with his trip to bother people. Maybe one of these days I'll grow up to be a model citizen like AoRF. Then maybe you'll like me. Oh wait, I don't want you to like me. But enough about me. Let's go back to taking it easy. As long as no one mentions my name I wont feel the need to respond to the attention that is being given to me. It doesn't matter if it's good attention or bad attention, either way it helps enlarge my e-peen. tl;dr Do not summon me again. You've been warned.

>Sorry, ``robotechguy,'' you're hardly the epitome of troll.
Yeah, but I certainly managed to troll athens. He actually managed to fall for the classic seniority debate. Any other tripbro in this thread would have simply brushed it off as a childish assault on their e-peen, but athens fell for it (hook, line, and sinker). He wants everybody to think he's a useful (veteran) contributor to our hangout, so even the slight mentioning of the day he discovered 4chan bothers him. I recall using this same argument on a kid's forum, and not even they fell for it. At first I thought athens discovered 4chan in 2006. But after he failed to put up any evidence I started to believe he discovered 4chan in 2008 and/or winter of 2007. Oh, and because I know you're reading this athens, if you're gritting your teeth right now then you've just lost the game once again. If you fall for such low-level trolling (such as this) then you'll never become a successful tripbro like AoRF.

[Anonymous No.]

>and the continuous cross-referencing your own (ineffectual) threads makes you come off as begging for attention.
I'm actually quite fond of the way this debate turned out. Assuming this archive will always be here, this thread will become an eternal reference for the day I trolled athens. Let's stop this immature bickering and get back to taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,152
God, hate telling it to you, bro, but that post was just boring.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, how about taking it easy? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,154
It was apparently good enough to the point where you felt the need to comment on it, Anonymous.

Just confess Anonymous, robotechguy is the best you've ever had.

[AO !ZUg9sVwLI2 No.]

>>2180073,152
Yes, athens does stand out of this crowd since he is a newcomer.
Even I, who has been only around for such tiny period of time recall when he first started out.
In my opinion his main flaws are the dull personality, dim wit and stupid attitude. Ever in the internet I wish I've never came across to such vain person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,160
Fuck off, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,160
Pot, Kettle, Black, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,162
Could not come up with better ideonyme. Besides, it's strictly of valsehood since I do not share those or any traits with our greek immirant scum.

[Anonymous No.]

Mr Eksopl, tear down this wall!

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

sex is gay!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,142
>I'm really not sure what to do about this... I want to delete whole thread but that will be abusing my powers.
This is the third time I've made AoRF mad since the archive was created. I guess despite how well I know him, our personalities aren't compatible. When we're together our egos' collide. I guess the only tripbro (in the history of 4chan) that I got along with was Cirno, Anonymous of Gensokyo. I never made him mad and he never made me mad.

>>2180073,146
>>2180073,154
>God, hate telling it to you, bro, but that post was just boring.
I'll admit I'm not a very good troll, but at least I'm a lot better than athens. Athens is just a low-level troll that got minor e-fame from manipulating ronery virgins into believing his women cant be ronery nonsense. He only picks easy debates where his opinions are in the majority. Of course his "women can't be ronery" rhetoric is gonna attract a big following on an imageboard filled to the rim with ronery male virgins. In the case of this thread, athens made a fatal error by taking the bait. This was a lose-lose situation for athens. I really had nothing to lose in this dick waving debacle. He wasn't here long enough to remember any of my previous trips, so he couldn't go on the offensive. I guess when athens doesn't have his fanboys holding his hand and/or an easy debate, his trolling skills aren't so special. When your only offense is defense, it's best to try to end the conversation as soon as possible.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/2065324#reply2069157
Even though I was on the losing side of this debate I still managed to send athens running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,166
I was going to post this earlier as a reply to the guy who said my post was boring but Eksopl's wall prevented me from doing it. It looks like the shitstorm has finally ended, so I'll post this in memorandum of the biggest dick waving contest 4chan has ever had the pleasure of witnessing. And so I've won yet another debacle. Remember kids, next time you see a troll you should a) ignore him, b) run and hide, or c) my favorite - patronize him so that he'll take it easy on you. Spoilers: If this blatantly immature behavior bothers you then you've been trolled. Sometimes I like to think I'm above conventional trolling, because most of the time people end up agreeing with me.

[Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭ !TapsqdZp4A No.]

>>2180073,166
>>2180073,167
LOL I TROL U XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,168
Why did you bump this thread? Tsundere much?

Hey Eksopl, this is the perfect time to test out your new permasage feature. I'm pretty much done with this thread.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,167
>>2180073,166
Oh expert please show us your big slimy etroll dick （⌒‿⌒）

[Anonymous No.]

>>2180073,168
>>2180073,170
Awww, are you feeling jealous because I gave athens so much attention?

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>2180073,171
Jealous because your epenis is so much bigger then mine.

[Anonymous of Russian Federation !6907282216 No.]

>>2180073,166
D-don't misunderstand me, anon, I never was mad at you (or at anybody on the i8nternet, that is), but the problem is that I'm supposed to somehow keep this place, to make people enjoy their say here and your discussion can hardly be described by ``Taking it easy''.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

eat shit sexhavers

[Anonymous No.]

god these people are gay

[Anonymous No.]

the good old days...