Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:22:39 2019 No.21796110 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:22:50 2019 No.21796113 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:23:19 2019 No.21796114 tentacles fog my spectacles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:24:19 2019 No.21796116 File: 92 KB, 1100x1124, c9rVbkyg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796113 Bully the manlets!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:24:51 2019 No.21796119 >>21796110 >Anyone else feel a chill?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:25:33 2019 No.21796122 File: 199 KB, 649x1198, troll04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796113 I want to bully a Troll's asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:26:33 2019 No.21796129 The reason why Childhood Friend scenarios are so popular, is because it lets you put you and your wife together in a childish scenario without worrying about logistics, like having a sleepover or visiting her everyday after school/work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:27:02 2019 No.21796130 >>21796129 But they never win?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:27:23 2019 No.21796131 How does one platonically befriend a Lim

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:27:33 2019 No.21796133 >>21796130 That’s a meme that can be handwaved by MAMANOMANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:28:19 2019 No.21796136 >>21796130 That's because human girls are weak-willed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:28:29 2019 No.21796140 I love Khepris! I want to be a kind and just king that they're all proud to be queen-servants to!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:28:35 2019 No.21796141 >>21796131 Marry one of her friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:30:12 2019 No.21796151 File: 302 KB, 900x1200, 1564457787658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796141 What if I want to stay single?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:30:22 2019 No.21796152 >Ghost girl silently haunting you >Fills your head with her lewd fantasies. >Traces her hands against your chest >Lightly kisses your cheek >Likes to hug your head affectionately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:31:15 2019 No.21796155 >>21796129 I can visualize a million more fantastic scenarios more easily than having a childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:34:59 2019 No.21796172 File: 913 KB, 470x721, ghost3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796152 >Nightmare gives you lewd dreams >Ghost also tries to give you lewd dreams >Both begin fighting over who gets to jerk you off in your dreams

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:35:17 2019 No.21796173 >>21796155 K

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:35:19 2019 No.21796174 You just know your daughteru would become lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:37:12 2019 No.21796180 File: 289 KB, 923x1280, 1519101775723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sheepgirls are nice. They'd make fantastic bedbuddies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:38:48 2019 No.21796187 File: 658 KB, 1000x1400, r40-3. [cerebro] frills.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796174 Boy do I!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:38:59 2019 No.21796188 >>21796180 0 to 3 and 5 seem nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:39:18 2019 No.21796190 >>21796174 Once she's old enough to overpower and rape me that's just nature taking its course. Has to be adopted as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:40:00 2019 No.21796197 Big titty harem! Small and Tall girls with huge mammaries!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:41:31 2019 No.21796203 File: 255 KB, 800x668, 1519101775640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796188 I like them all desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:41:54 2019 No.21796205 Tallflat hellhound that's even more aggressive to compensate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:43:26 2019 No.21796212 >>21796180 7>5>6 Hime cuts should be mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:43:26 2019 No.21796213 >>21796180 I desire 9 because big is best

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:43:55 2019 No.21796215 >>21796174 She'd join the harem, and share me with her mother and her aunts and her half-sister cousins, like a good princess!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:44:57 2019 No.21796219 >>21796180 2 > 5 > 1

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:45:10 2019 No.21796221 File: 174 KB, 800x600, Nerd hellhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796205 Chubby tall nerdhound that gets sick of being bullied and becomes biggest bully around

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:45:59 2019 No.21796222 >>21796174 Better than her becoming a 30 year old crazy cat lady

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:46:39 2019 No.21796226 >>21796174 You say that like I'm not getting bribed by her childhood friend to keep out of his way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:46:51 2019 No.21796229 >>21796221 Does she at least lose her stutter and lisp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:47:01 2019 No.21796231 >>21796180 9 or 4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:47:59 2019 No.21796234 How can a monster be cute and lewd at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:49:17 2019 No.21796238 >>21796234 Familiar

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:50:39 2019 No.21796241 File: 341 KB, 2122x2619, 9LemqW2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76014461

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:51:36 2019 No.21796243 File: 494 KB, 800x1131, 1499134211183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796234 Hot cocoa to put you to sleep for cuddlerape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:52:06 2019 No.21796244 >>21796234 I can't find a girl sexy unless she's also adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:53:08 2019 No.21796251 >>21796172 A ghost who looks like that would be immediately met with some questions >So you don't need to eat or breathe? >...and you don't have any circulation to worry about? >Are there any materials you can't move through?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:54:19 2019 No.21796254 >>21796222 Cheshire cakes need love too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:55:35 2019 No.21796260 File: 85 KB, 1200x1140, pwx0MkyN_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796172 Always bet on horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:56:04 2019 No.21796262 >>21796254 >Everybody used to like my jokes... >You still think I'm funny, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:56:12 2019 No.21796263 >>21796151 Impossible for prolonged exposure to lilims. Stay around them long enough and you'll end up well fucked on way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:58:30 2019 No.21796276 File: 1.68 MB, 1200x1600, 74308627_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love dragon girls with a fiery passion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 21:58:31 2019 No.21796277 >>21796172 >keep dreaming about lolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:01:54 2019 No.21796288 >>21796262 >Shortstack meaty cheshire Gonna lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:02:28 2019 No.21796294 >>21796276 I love dragon girls but I don't know if my pelvis is strong enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:04:33 2019 No.21796300 >>21796263 I feel like it's possible to be stubborn enough to reject her advances, rape or no rape. Would her mom get mad if you kept rejecting her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:06:57 2019 No.21796309 File: 64 KB, 460x621, 1549290491796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796294 Don't worry, while dragon girls are excellent fighters some of them can be pretty shy when it comes to love and sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:18:20 2019 No.21796348 File: 170 KB, 1240x1754, ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:18:22 2019 No.21796349 >>21796262 She's still my funny girl no matter how old she is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:18:52 2019 No.21796353 Lizards are cuties

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:19:54 2019 No.21796356 >>21796309 would it be hard to eat ass with tail in the way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:20:41 2019 No.21796360 >>21796348 Every time this is posted, I've wanted a banshee a little more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:21:11 2019 No.21796363 >>21796348 I wish I could make a banshee not cry but smile

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:21:58 2019 No.21796366 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember to be careful at the gym. Wolfus work out in packs and you may find some gathering about you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:22:45 2019 No.21796369 >>21796366 I'd rather exercise at home. Maybe an ochi could help me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:22:53 2019 No.21796371 >>21796366 But at least they're masterworks all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:23:37 2019 No.21796376 File: 858 KB, 945x1134, 1525510895711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796366 Thank goodness I don't go to the gym

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:24:01 2019 No.21796377 >>21796369 >Eager bodyguard noises. >>21796371 Well yeah, even the runt is ripped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:25:02 2019 No.21796381 >>21796376 Just means you now have to deal with shitposting wolfus online

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:26:08 2019 No.21796385 >>21796309 Sure she make be nervous at first, but she will get used to it eventually and sooner or later awaken or beastial lust.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:26:10 2019 No.21796386 >>21796381 Canines can't find me over the internet!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:26:30 2019 No.21796389 File: 164 KB, 1028x1244, 1497403773635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796356 Possibly, but thick tails are also a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:27:05 2019 No.21796394 >>21796386 They can smell you based on your shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:28:10 2019 No.21796401 >>21796381 They have no power here.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:31:02 2019 No.21796413
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>>21796394
>Implying lonely NEET tanuki wouldn't use her parent's fortune to bribe your ISP and give her your IP adress and private search history
>Implying she wouldn't message you on steam and tell you about how depraved your search history is before listing off each website you visited and tags you searched
>Before she tells you she's into it all and would be more than willing to fulfill your degenerate dreams

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:32:41 2019 No.21796421 >>21796413 Why is this so hot? Why do I want this so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:32:54 2019 No.21796424 >>21796413 If she told me she was into that stuff I would delete all accounts and fling myself at the nearest other MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:35:49 2019 No.21796435 >>21796413 I'm into tall flat tanuki with big fat tails

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:38:38 2019 No.21796440 >>21796413 That sounds better than my version where a raccoon digs through the dumpster looking for used tissues, eventually hunting me down like some reversed version of cinderella

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:43:42 2019 No.21796459 >>21796413 >implying she wouldn't nope the fuck out of there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:56:23 2019 No.21796481 File: 129 KB, 768x1024, darkwarriorkiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796413 Even the slightly gay shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:59:09 2019 No.21796486 >>21796481 >hfw when she finds out anon fantasizes about wearing cute frilly dresses

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 22:59:28 2019 No.21796487

>>21796413
>NEET tanuki spies on your browsing history and tries to seduce you online via appealing to your dirtiest fantasies
>genki rata spies on your browsing history through her network of connections to find your sweet, sappy, romantic fantasies
>rivals the tanuki by trying to appeal to your heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:01:39 2019 No.21796492 >>21796487 >Gremlin skips all the shit and hacks you >Finds out your location >Rapes you before anyone else gets there first

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:05:34 2019 No.21796509

>>21796492
>both the tanuki and rata know I'm into threesomes from their research
>neither is disheartened, and both redouble their efforts
>end up in a comfy harem with all three
>gremlin raping all three of us as she pleases
>tanuki and I indulging in /d/egeneracy together
>ratatoskr and I being sickeningly sweet together

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:08:25 2019 No.21796517 A dragon's love is worth more than any hoard in the world

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:09:25 2019 No.21796520

>>21796129
>The reason why Childhood Friend scenarios are so popular, is because it lets you put you and your wife together in a childish scenario
This only kicks the explanation can down the road, though. Why do people *want* to put their personal sex-monster in a "childish scenario"?
Are you telling me that Childhood Friend Anons are just closeted Daughteru Fucker Anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:10:21 2019 No.21796521 >>21796520 No because you don't fuck when young unlike the daughteru fuckers who do fuck a young

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:11:58 2019 No.21796527 >>21796486 Hey man, there's nothing wrong with wanting to look pretty while you make love to your hot monster wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:12:28 2019 No.21796529 >>21796440 But Tanukis are not raccoons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:12:41 2019 No.21796530 >>21796521 >No because you don't fuck when young Speak for yourself fucko

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:12:55 2019 No.21796531

>>21796521
>No because you don't fuck when young unlike the daughteru fuckers who do fuck a young
This is only making it *less* comprehensible. It's a waifu fantasy where you *don't* get to fuck them? So now you're telling me that Childhood Friend Anons are closeted NTR Anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:13:18 2019 No.21796533 >>21796520 >>21796521 >ywn experience a mamono version of Mujaki no Rakuen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:13:28 2019 No.21796535 File: 1021 KB, 974x1362, b2b443a94ebbf4f7d783f0d486b32f15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:14:09 2019 No.21796537 >>21796529 And tlacuaches aren’t possums, your point?

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:14:22 2019 No.21796539

>>21796520
Because you want your wife to have been there that time you skinned the hell out of your knee and nobody cared, or played dumb videogames all night because you didn't have to wake up early the next day, etc. It's a quiet, comy, nostalgic sort of "best friends" love rather than an elaborate and dramatic courtship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:15:00 2019 No.21796542 >>21796531 No you dumb fuck you still fuck the childhood friend just not when you two are young you wait until you are older

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:16:32 2019 No.21796549

>>21796129
I like the idea because it's fated. It's the perfect fate. For your entire lives you've known each other, been each other's best friend. You know each other better than anyone else. Practically never in your life have you ever been separated from each other. She's always been your other half. You shared ALL of your 'firsts' together. It's all around the best romantic story. A story that no one here will ever experience no matter how much they wish it to. Even if MGs became real, you still would never experience it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:17:30 2019 No.21796553 >>21796537 American raccoons and tanukis are not even of same family, they won't go through your dumpsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:19:47 2019 No.21796563 >>21796487 What if the news squirrel finds out I'm looking for ice girls? Will she change into a snow Rata to suit my needs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:20:42 2019 No.21796566 >>21796549 >you still would never experience it. But a mindflayer can make you think you did

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:20:57 2019 No.21796567 >>21796549 But if you were born into that situation you'd have no real appreciation for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:22:11 2019 No.21796571 >>21796487 >genki rata spies on your browsing history through her network of connections to find your sweet, sappy, romantic fantasies >rivals the tanuki by trying to appeal to your heart That might actually get me, not gonna lie.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:22:29 2019 No.21796573

>>21796549
>spoiler
This. My biggest beef with the childhood friend fantasy is, you are who you are due to your specific past experiences, at least in a major way. If you were somehow able to go back and do it all over again with your waifu, would you really be 'you' after your experiences start to deviate and you start developing around them instead of your old ones?

>>21796567
This too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:25:01 2019 No.21796578 >>21796573 >>21796533

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:26:40 2019 No.21796583 >>21796578 I don't know what that is anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:27:21 2019 No.21796585 >>21796573 This guy gets it

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:27:45 2019 No.21796588

>>21796563
She'll investigate to try and find the root cause of the reason.
If it's something she could try and at the least emulate, she'll try her darnedest, but if not, she'd be a bit sad, but wouldn't bother pursuing you. She might point a chilly lass in your direction, though.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:28:15 2019 No.21796590

>>21796566
>go to a mindflayer with your inari wife to get yourselves inserted into each other's memories
>everything seems normal, appointment is going well
>get to the "fights that seemed important at the time but now you look back on and laugh at how childish it was" (the mindflayer is very thorough)
>decide that you played Mario Party at a sleepover once, the full round game, and it got heated
>both of you laugh, and at the exact time tell the mindflayer "of course, I ended up winning, but that's not important"
>both of you immediately stop laughing, make eye contact, eyes narrow
>wordlessly, you both leave the in-progress appointment, go back to your house, and both fish out your childhood N64s
>the contest begins with the discussion of whether to use her Japanese N64+game or your Western one, and just escalates from there
>poor mindflayer goes home to her husband and admits she just doesn't understand couples these days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:31:22 2019 No.21796600 >>21796583 Loli ecchi manga about a guy who gets his mind transported back into his body in elementary school. Surprisingly sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:35:51 2019 No.21796622 >>21796600 I see. I don't feel like that'd be very authentic. I mean, I certainly would really hate to go back to my childhood, even if it were with my waifu.

Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:38:27 2019 No.21796628

>>21796622
As would I, and the protag had a pretty miserable childhood as well (neglectful parents, fujo cousin that molests his ass, difficulty making friends); but a good chunk of the plot is him using his experience from the future to fix his problems and give himself the childhood he wished he could've had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:40:30 2019 No.21796632 >>21796628 >using his experience from the future to fix his problems and give himself the childhood he wished he could've had. If only it were that easy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:41:16 2019 No.21796635 >>21796628 I don't know man, big parts of my childhood were pretty much doomed to fail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:42:05 2019 No.21796638 >>21796632 I feel you there, but there are quite a few moments in my childhood where I could've prevented the downward slope of my adolescence by just being less meek or more aware.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:47:03 2019 No.21796654 File: 291 KB, 850x1200, 6D078F1D-7517-4512-936B-0287F7542622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a clingy mouse sister who gets jealous whenever she sees me with anyone else!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:48:05 2019 No.21796657 >>21796549 >A story that no one here will ever experience no matter how much they wish it to. Even if MGs became real, you still would never experience it. Sounds like someone's never tried Wonderland-brand shotafication cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:48:43 2019 No.21796658 >>21796600 But how would the whole 'monstergirls accepted into human society' work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:49:33 2019 No.21796660 File: 1.48 MB, 1003x1416, 9522705b143e14c794ef44448ddd5d11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:53:32 2019 No.21796669 >>21796366 The only sport I am good at is swimming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 31 23:54:43 2019 No.21796677 >>21796638 My childhood is something I only remember vaguely. I think it was pretty ordinary I'm getting older so that doesn't help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:01:13 2019 No.21796694 File: 347 KB, 719x663, 1493832988306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna start a dairy farm!

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:03:31 2019 No.21796699

>>21796658
It'd be fucking crazy
Part of it depends on how many mgs appear at once
I anyways write about them slowly coming out of nature's wood work, and the government segregating them into a small area (that is getting increasingly crowded), which becomes MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:04:33 2019 No.21796704 >>21796694 Can neighbors get free milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:05:43 2019 No.21796709 >>21796122 trolls are underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:06:43 2019 No.21796718 >>21796694 I'll buy milk wholesale to upcharge at my store! I'll even discount potions for you!

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:08:24 2019 No.21796723

>>21796658
I mean, my ideal alt universe has monstergirls appearing somewhere around the 1940's-50's and slowly integrating into human society so the world is the ultimate comfy blend of familiar human stuff and neat sexy monster stuff during my lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:11:19 2019 No.21796738 >>21796590 >AI beats both of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:17:42 2019 No.21796772 I want to smoke my lungs away with a nura

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:19:22 2019 No.21796780 File: 798 KB, 1020x1447, 1489409959728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796704 >free filthy commie >>21796718 >upcharge filthy capitalist

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:23:40 2019 No.21796795 >>21796780 I need to make a profit somehow! How else am I going to attract a cute Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:25:27 2019 No.21796800 >>21796795 Sell Tanuki milk?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:28:16 2019 No.21796813 Kooky Tanuki is very very spooky

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:29:10 2019 No.21796819 Would you take your monster waifu out to a shooting range? What gun would she use or own?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:29:38 2019 No.21796820 File: 297 KB, 809x696, 1405922957451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796116 I will not be bullied. Through the power of my low center of gravity I will tackle big girls and tip Holsts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:30:04 2019 No.21796822 >>21796819 Guns are pretty mondo gay anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:30:06 2019 No.21796824 >>21796800 I mean upcharging. Can't make a profit if you don't sell for more than you bought it for. And how can I get a Tanuki to notice me if I can't even do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:31:12 2019 No.21796831 File: 366 KB, 667x1000, 1559525798340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796694 Me too. Maybe throw in a vineyard as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:31:23 2019 No.21796833 >>21796822 this I'd rather shoot bows with elves

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:32:03 2019 No.21796835 >>21796819 I have given a Wurm a full-sized NR-30 and instructed her on how to fire it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:32:05 2019 No.21796836 Why do monsters think men deserve love?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:33:52 2019 No.21796844 >>21796833 I also want to practice archery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:34:14 2019 No.21796846 >>21796836 A mixture of their instincts (find husband, fuck husband, love husband) and their culture (all men are deserving of mamono love unless proven otherwise).

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:35:16 2019 No.21796850 >>21796833 I want to practice the khopesh with a Khepri!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:35:18 2019 No.21796851 >>21796819 yes, and BIG IRONS >>21796820 >cow tips in wrong direction, on top of you >>21796831 the goats will eat all your grapes, troublemakers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:36:03 2019 No.21796855 >>21796836 "deserve' is a bogus human construct.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:36:17 2019 No.21796856 >>21796819 Her paws are too big for any of my guns >>21796822 no u

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:38:16 2019 No.21796860 >>21796819 It's hard to shoot guns with just talons, but I would go out shooting if I felt it was needed to protect her.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:39:15 2019 No.21796863

>>21796836
Everyone deserves love in Wonderland!
If a man in Wonderland has no one suitable to his tastes there, the Queen herself will whisk more women in!
If a woman in Wonderland is lonely, the Queen will draw in a man who will love her!
All hail the Queen of Hearts, and her eternal paradise!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:40:14 2019 No.21796868 >>21796819 Hinezumi with a good old M590

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:42:46 2019 No.21796874 >>21796819 would have to make custom gun with no trigger guard and thas a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:43:51 2019 No.21796878 File: 634 KB, 1250x955, 1480861609142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Food comes from God. Spices come from the Devil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:46:25 2019 No.21796890 >>21796878 Devils are the most underrated housewaifu.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:48:45 2019 No.21796906

>>21796835
>>21796851
>>21796868
Neat anons!

>>21796856
>>21796860
>>21796874
Polymorph her hands when you go to the range. That way you can practice and have a great time together. If you wont want that then i am sure they would still sit back and watch you shoot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 00:50:19 2019 No.21796914 >>21796878 >tfw no cute Devil to cook dinner for a group of hungry cultists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:01:02 2019 No.21796963 File: 104 KB, 600x705, 1502998988077.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dO4mV7fuhU

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:01:41 2019 No.21796965 >>21796963 That really jingle-jangles my spurs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:03:36 2019 No.21796971 File: 500 KB, 722x909, 876212345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796965 but does it make your iron the big iron?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:04:56 2019 No.21796972 File: 64 KB, 850x756, 1418019521794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21796971 There was never a man like my Johnny

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:05:39 2019 No.21796975 >>21796965 I'd have concerns about a centaur who keeps eyeing your demon silver spurs and blushing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:06:58 2019 No.21796979 >>21796972 >>21796975 well aint that a kick in the head

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:08:40 2019 No.21796990 >>21796979 Reading these posts almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter so I could cuddle indoors with my Ghoul dominatrix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:26:39 2019 No.21797041 >>21796890 i'd a devil

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:29:09 2019 No.21797046 Whats your favorite position?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:30:07 2019 No.21797052 >>21797046 MATING PRESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:30:38 2019 No.21797053 File: 500 KB, 719x1017, Succulent Lotus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 Lotus. I will post some.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:30:46 2019 No.21797054

>>21796836
>Why do monsters think men deserve love?

The shirt answer is "they don't?".

Monsters think of men the same way frat boys think of hot sorority girls.
After the date rape they might discover you fuck real good and have compatible personalities so may be waifu material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:30:58 2019 No.21797055 >>21797046 lotus or reverse cowgirl

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:31:41 2019 No.21797057 File: 192 KB, 519x500, Spider lotus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 >>21797053

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:31:57 2019 No.21797059 File: 410 KB, 1100x1100, 1560630270350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 cowgirl,lotus,or amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:32:44 2019 No.21797060 File: 329 KB, 840x1200, Lotus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797057 >>21797053 Is just really good. Will stop posting them now because I don't have more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:33:31 2019 No.21797063 >>21797060 That sucks. Lotus is really fucking good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:35:15 2019 No.21797066 >>21797046 See >>21797053 Also missionary but with the girl on top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:35:47 2019 No.21797070 >>21796116 Please don't, I have low enough self esteem as is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:35:50 2019 No.21797072 >>21797046 Regular, or lady on her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:36:16 2019 No.21797073 >>21797046 Leg-locked missionary for vaginal, cowgirl for anal, sixty-nine for oral.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:36:26 2019 No.21797074 >>21797066 >missionary but with the girl on top. my absolute negro

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:38:36 2019 No.21797081 >>21797046 Secret techniques known only to lamia-kind

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:42:01 2019 No.21797092 >>21797046 Full body pinned to the floor by an oni.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:43:35 2019 No.21797096 File: 1.71 MB, 1280x1646, 1473690122030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797092

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:44:46 2019 No.21797100 >>21797046 Standing lotus with a loli.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:44:47 2019 No.21797101 File: 350 KB, 1531x2048, 1545575480275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 Probably the closest I can get to lotus with a lamia. I always figured she would wrap around both of us to keep us upright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:48:09 2019 No.21797109 >>21797046 Sitting upright and forcing her onto my cock, using her legs for grip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:50:24 2019 No.21797117 >>21797096 More like number 4 here >>21797059 but with arms pinned by handholding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:54:32 2019 No.21797125 >>21797117 why not just a bigger redder more aggressive #12

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 01:56:18 2019 No.21797134 >>21797125 It looks like they're on their sides and it's hotter if she's on top.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:04:08 2019 No.21797146 One of the better things about monstergirls is no sour coochie or stank booty. It all just smell like, spiced peaches and candles. Or atleast that what my waifu would hopefully smell like down there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:06:45 2019 No.21797149 >>21797146 There will still be sex smells, but nothing nasty. More enjoyable but still heady enough that it reminds you of all the fun you had last night/this morning/this afternoon/later tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:08:57 2019 No.21797153 >>21797146 >>21797149 What do Alices smell like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:15:03 2019 No.21797170 >>21797153 Strawberries

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:15:26 2019 No.21797172 >>21797170 I've been eating a lot of those lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:16:26 2019 No.21797177 >>21797134 >it's hotter if she's on top. this is indisputable

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:17:52 2019 No.21797183 >>21797146 What do tomboy monsters smell like after working out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:18:59 2019 No.21797186 >>21797153 pb&j

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:19:40 2019 No.21797189 >>21797183 you'd need to sniff their spats to find out

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:26:50 2019 No.21797208 >>21797046 Doggy style.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:29:15 2019 No.21797216 >>21797046 Prone bone

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:45:31 2019 No.21797241 Is it legal to ask for a monster girl's bust size on her maid application? Also, what are you supposed to do when a Shoggoth writes a dozen pages of non euclidian geometry calculations to reply?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:48:10 2019 No.21797246 >>21797241 Of course it's legal, she has to be FORMALLY competent for the work after all. As for the Shoggoth, you should take measurements by hand.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:58:23 2019 No.21797267 >>21797246 >Anon mesures a Shoggoth's bust >It keeps growing as he's doing so >It finally stops when it reaches peak oppai >He hires her on the spot This is why shogs will always be more smug than kikis.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 02:59:54 2019 No.21797269

>>21797241
Field: Bust Measurements
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> P.S. I aM a SlImE, sIzE hApPiLy ChAnGeD tO pReFeReNcE ;)

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:00:13 2019 No.21797271
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>read a book where the main character is a gourmet who interrupts the plot to explore French and Italian cuisine in detail
What girl is the best cook? I'm not hungry but I'm salivating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:04:12 2019 No.21797280 >>21797046 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky0udPOvSHM&t=29s

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:04:12 2019 No.21797281

>>21797241
>Is it legal to ask for a monster girl's bust size on her maid application?
Perfectly legal. A master needs to know if a maid is the right fit for him.
>Also, what are you supposed to do when a Shoggoth writes a dozen pages of non euclidian geometry calculations to reply?
Depends on what she's trying to calculate. But in most cases, you should send a reply that you'd like to keep your sanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:10:22 2019 No.21797295 >>21797271 Trolls, Nureonagos, Demons, Devils and Kikis come to mind but every monster girl can become a gourmet chief with enough practice and passion. I'd personally pay good money to eat a Manticore's bar-restaurant.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:15:29 2019 No.21797308
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>>21797271
P'orcs make the best cooks, particularly in the BBQ department.
Holsts are definitely the best bakers. Their freshly squeezed milk gives them an advantage.
Satyroses would be a good as well since they're experts in all thing alcohol. They'd know what to use when and what to pair with what dish.

I feel natural meidos like kikis and shoggoths would do great since home-wife stuff is right up their alley.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:17:32 2019 No.21797316

>>21797295
>>21797308
Never try Elven cuisine. It's just unleavened bread and lettuce with copious amounts of fermented grape juice.
Do you have any idea what drunk wine aunt Elves are like? They recite poetry at you and keep asking if you'll be the Beren to their Luthien.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:17:57 2019 No.21797317

>>21797269
I'd rather get back an application that's just a crude drawing of a Wurm in a maid appron raping me than having to read distorted text. This applies to captcha Automatons as well.

>>21797281
>you'd like to keep your sanity
That's telling her that she's not fit for the position.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 03:41:22 2019 No.21797368 File: 386 KB, 597x1293, 1564641410582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about a succubus raised by tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:02:56 2019 No.21797414 >>21797368 Prostitution isn't such a great career when you come from a species who can't even give it away for free (because most humans run screaming for their pitchfork)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:11:26 2019 No.21797434 File: 213 KB, 685x516, beastbday-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to see battle mansion hold a wrestlemania event.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:16:46 2019 No.21797446 >>21797434 HELL IN A CELL

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:24:33 2019 No.21797468 >>21797434 I want to see a lim get tazzmissioned by a minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:28:34 2019 No.21797472 >>21797434 Beast wrote that disputes are often settled in her arena. WWE tends to that with arguments the wrestlers have. Imagine arguring in a bar with a kobold and now youv'e got to fight her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:33:02 2019 No.21797479 Hellhound riding your hot meaty cock like a cowgirl!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:51:52 2019 No.21797511 Consider this Mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:52:28 2019 No.21797514 >>21797511 Go on

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:52:45 2019 No.21797517 >>21797511 I see your point

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 04:53:16 2019 No.21797518 File: 377 KB, 2048x1550, 1393324194448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797511 Ooohhh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:01:32 2019 No.21797525 >>21797511 Cumflate that Mofu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:04:17 2019 No.21797530 File: 481 KB, 600x771, 5256161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797511 No, you consider this Domme Mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:07:51 2019 No.21797541 >>21797530 >those teeth on her GODDAMN I WANT

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:08:26 2019 No.21797543 File: 1009 KB, 720x1007, 5d9c6c2946081181e39c1544afaf27ea2213c44a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797514 >>21797517 >>21797518 >>21797525 >>21797530 Now consider this Headpatting the mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:10:22 2019 No.21797548 >>21797541 >You will never see her give you a toothy grin, her looking at you with pure carnal desire before licking her lips and fucking her prey (you) until they can't walk

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:11:31 2019 No.21797552 >>21797543 Cumflate her too!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:18:49 2019 No.21797562 File: 104 KB, 850x713, 51261671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 Amazon And being stepped on in close second

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:22:41 2019 No.21797567 >>21797046 Whatever wrapped in snek is called

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:25:01 2019 No.21797571 >>21797567 Burrito?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:32:26 2019 No.21797598 File: 11 KB, 500x384, 1439845665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 Whatever position my Kakuen wife likes. Which is all kinds of positions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:35:23 2019 No.21797609 >>21797598 Is that even possible

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 05:48:43 2019 No.21797653

>>21797046
Whether transformed or in my human form I would enjoy taking my Night Gaunt wife from behind so I could grope her chest and between her legs. I like the idea of playing with her completely flat little chest in her loli form or having her take a potion and become and adult and play with her large heavy breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:15:57 2019 No.21797699 File: 9 KB, 150x150, AtlachNachaMug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797046 > What is your favourite position RAPESPIDER

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:19:18 2019 No.21797705 Reminder to protect your daughters from fat faceless men, and save them for their childhood sweetheart

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:26:48 2019 No.21797728 >>21797705 Remember that if fat, faceless tanukies come for you, holding their hand's during the rape can restore their face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:33:22 2019 No.21797744 >>21797728 >Being violated by female ugly fat bastards I have a new fetish now

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:40:31 2019 No.21797769 >>21796590 >inari wants to insert a memory of giving you a footjob under the kotatsu during your 8th birthday party >you don't even know what a kotatsu is How would mondflayers handle cultural differences?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:48:23 2019 No.21797778 File: 1.23 MB, 1920x1080, 1564077450989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to perform a bunch of wrestling moves on shortstacks to assert dominance before pinning them for the three-count mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 06:53:16 2019 No.21797792 A hellhound raised by an Angel family!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:00:28 2019 No.21797813 >>21797792 >sweating and panting furiously while asking a guy out because her monster instincts frequently clash with her chaste upbringing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:02:39 2019 No.21797825 >>21797813 Mating press on the Pooch nun!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:06:08 2019 No.21797838 >>21797825 Hellhound is for femdom, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:10:39 2019 No.21797850 What legitimate posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:11:32 2019 No.21797851 >>21797825 >pure hellhound whose lewd curves stretch out her nun habit My fucking dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:18:28 2019 No.21797866 What is everyone's favourite greens featuring smol girls?

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:43:29 2019 No.21797986
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I've always been of the opinion that herd animal girls, like holstaurs and weresheep, would be the ones to form harems with their friends of the same species. Sorta like with real herd animals, they feel very uncomfortable being alone or in small numbers, so they stay with the group. So to stay with her "herd", she invites her friends to form a harem with the guy she chose to be her husband.

I'm really just looking for an excuse to be smothered in lots of holstaur tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 07:46:20 2019 No.21797999 >>21797986 One never needs an excuse for that

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:13:45 2019 No.21798123 I just want an Ignis to throw a big inferno into the woods and flush out anything hiding in there.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:20:56 2019 No.21798158

>>21797986
>ywn have a herd of oppai loli holsts make you their communal husband and force you to move onto their farm so you can help them with their daily milkings
>ywn get roped into taste test competitions where they all want to hear whose milk is your favorite
>ywn get tackled onto a hay bale as they all climb on top of and over each other trying to be the first to lose their virginity to you
>ywn wake up covered in holst lolis who are all happily asleep on you, each one occasionally letting out a “wuv you hubby” or “hubby’s so nice” in their sleep

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:25:49 2019 No.21798176 >>21798158 Cut pai loli cows Now just needs a tomboy pai mino and pai nerd cow

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:33:30 2019 No.21798213 File: 1.56 MB, 1578x1300, 1484255483094.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21797986 I like it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:43:00 2019 No.21798261 File: 357 KB, 1920x1080, EAzzrtZXsAA79hj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:48:06 2019 No.21798287 File: 258 KB, 1600x1200, 75869959_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:54:04 2019 No.21798313

>>21797778
>boston crab a draph so her breasts press against the floor with a nice squish
>make her admit she's an onahole
>german suplex her onto the bed and pounce on her
>full nelson her while making her repeat that she's a slutty onahole it but don't stick it in
>pin her with the mating press

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:54:38 2019 No.21798317 I must creampie a Holst. How loud does she moo anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:56:27 2019 No.21798328 File: 804 KB, 1400x1189, 75797713_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stacked sheep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:58:08 2019 No.21798335 >>21798328 Baa

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:59:19 2019 No.21798340 >>21798328 Lewd sheep!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 08:59:33 2019 No.21798344 File: 640 KB, 768x1024, 71659946_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is a chimera's nicest personality?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:02:05 2019 No.21798350 >>21798344 Goat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:11:55 2019 No.21798385 >>21797598 >Top 10 Sex Positions that will Blow his Mind and Destroy his Penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:16:12 2019 No.21798406 File: 1.71 MB, 3123x3310, 1419388843050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798261 I like her wings. I've always liked Thunderbirds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:21:58 2019 No.21798431 >>21798328 Imagine how nice it must be to be able to jackhammer your wife with little effort and to casually bounce in and out of her without needing to do any work. It’s like being able to hump her forever without ever expending energy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:32:47 2019 No.21798480 File: 827 KB, 1678x1066, 20190801_002631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you go around saying you want a strong waifu to protect you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:36:34 2019 No.21798502 How would a succubus react if her boyfriend and prospective husband kneeled down and said a prayer before going to bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:36:55 2019 No.21798503 >>21798480 what if I want to protect a strong waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:39:26 2019 No.21798514 >>21798480 I would rather protect my low power waifu. Especially with her being a small flat chested loli.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:43:00 2019 No.21798529

>>21797267
>She does this
>Shog looks increasingly smug
>Small-breasted kiki looks ashamed
>Give the shog a handshake and let her know that there are plenty of would-be masters into oppai, but I'm not one
>Give the pettan kiki a hug and let her know she's hired

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:51:33 2019 No.21798565 File: 1.19 MB, 992x1403, __shoggoth_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__09d2f5d097d77e14aa550d45cb5bdb34.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798529 Prepare to be hunted by yandere flatchested loli shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:51:39 2019 No.21798566 >>21798529 True man of taste. Only learned men can appreciate the aesthetics of flatties

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:51:43 2019 No.21798568 What if the real monstergirls were the friends we made along the way?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:54:15 2019 No.21798573 how many guys here are incels? (Non derogatorily speaking)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:55:14 2019 No.21798578 File: 54 KB, 680x432, 203266E3-AA9A-4E0C-99D8-34A4BF2A1630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798529

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:56:22 2019 No.21798585 >>21798573 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:58:20 2019 No.21798592 >>21797769 Adding a memory of her showing you what a kotatsu is!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 09:59:32 2019 No.21798596 >>21798565 I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:04:16 2019 No.21798618 File: 265 KB, 1840x2048, Crying spider.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the best way to cheer up a waifu? besides sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:05:32 2019 No.21798623 >>21798618 Depends on the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:15:30 2019 No.21798670 What mamono is best for gentle lolidom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:17:16 2019 No.21798678 >>21798670 Loli awoos

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:20:27 2019 No.21798691 Hug spiders before they can tie you up

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:21:45 2019 No.21798701 >>21798678 Why loli awoos, moreso than something like a Familiar or a loli dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:23:14 2019 No.21798709 What mamono is best for rough dom followed by cuddly aftercare?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:25:56 2019 No.21798720 >>21798670 >Witch >Familiar >Some of the nicer Baphomets >Alice if you aren't cut out for maledom

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:26:54 2019 No.21798726 >>21798720 >Alice What about switching who's dom and who's sub on a whim?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:28:27 2019 No.21798732 >>21798670 Kobold!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:28:52 2019 No.21798740 >>21798701 Loli dragons would be more like bratty haughty ohoho type dom while Familiars would be feigning-innocent imouto dom. Wolfus are pack animals they will be into protecting, nurturing gentle dom

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:30:56 2019 No.21798751 >>21798740 Loli dragons are for anal Which lolibutt is best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:31:24 2019 No.21798757 >>21798740 I could see the Familiar as being my preferred type out of those three. Playful feigned innocence can be gentle!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:35:17 2019 No.21798781 >>21798751 Got to manhandle that anubis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:35:33 2019 No.21798783 File: 118 KB, 707x1000, 1393968492640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798740 Loli dragon dom the best!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:36:12 2019 No.21798786 >>21798751 I guess butt shapes comes with being athletic so like loli Hinezumis or loli Ocelomehs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:37:13 2019 No.21798791 >>21798709 Rough is shit both ways but maledom especially should be loving and gentle

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:38:03 2019 No.21798795 >>21798791 >Rough is shit Wrong I want a monster to both treat me like shit and love me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:38:59 2019 No.21798800 >>21798786 But there’s no padding there!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:39:48 2019 No.21798805 File: 77 KB, 411x179, Sip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798578

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 10:40:56 2019 No.21798812

>>21796110
>feral vampire gf
>really toned
>sleeps through most of the day
>keeps you in a random cave, sucks your blood
>wanders out during the night, comes back with a deer and firewood
>scars on her body from fighting animals
>as you get closer to incubus she gets more loving

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:00:05 2019 No.21798909 >>21798585 ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:01:22 2019 No.21798921 File: 162 KB, 848x1180, commamion senko shota nakano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21798592 But then your memories would be a confused jumble of geography, culture, and romantic shota-on-loli mating!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:05:15 2019 No.21798945 >>21798921 Gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:12:00 2019 No.21798986 >>21798480 Then end up with a muscle harem

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:17:48 2019 No.21799010 Now that the dust has settled what is the best lewd paste?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:27:48 2019 No.21799054 >>21799010 Clockcore and Silent's Xiongmao paste are pretty good

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:35:18 2019 No.21799090 Tomboy monsters with huge tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:47:06 2019 No.21799138 >>21799090 Could they be described as ‘wobbling’?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:53:00 2019 No.21799162 >>21799138 Wobbling and jiggling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 11:53:57 2019 No.21799168 >>21799162 Then yes, perfect tits for a tomboy

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:11:56 2019 No.21799249 >>21798514 Wendigo.txt

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:17:01 2019 No.21799271

>>21799249
My waifu is a loli Night Gaunt and I prefer the Nacho and Night Gaunt to the Wendigo but they are okay too. It's one of the reason I like the chaos transformation, especially those 3 vs the Mindflayer, as you can protect and take care your wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:18:09 2019 No.21799276 >>21799010 They’re all shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:21:12 2019 No.21799288 >>21799010 Probably something by RS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:21:25 2019 No.21799291 >>21799010 say ah and I'll give you some lewd paste

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:21:46 2019 No.21799293 >>21799090 Perfect for teasing and groping

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:26:04 2019 No.21799301 >>21799010 The KDF one where he tortures his daughter’s nipples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:26:27 2019 No.21799306 >>21799293 What if they just laugh and start groping your crotch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:33:05 2019 No.21799330 I want to protect a monster that doesnt need protecting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:37:42 2019 No.21799349 >>21799288 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:39:36 2019 No.21799355 File: 568 KB, 1000x978, 76017912_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:40:27 2019 No.21799358 >>21799355 Purple is going to be a bitch to wash out

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:41:59 2019 No.21799364 >>21799330 >“It’s okay honey, nothing will ever happen to you while I’m by your side.” >’What are you talking about? I was the one that saved you from a Grasshopper chasing you.’ >”Shhhhh. It’s okay my dear. I will protect you.” >’B-baka’

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:44:32 2019 No.21799374 >>21799355 using your venom to heal is awesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:47:36 2019 No.21799389 File: 842 KB, 3200x4000, 73862240_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:48:43 2019 No.21799395 >>21798585 Why?>>21798585

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:52:13 2019 No.21799406 File: 153 KB, 728x514, D-vMkTQWkAAmdGb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm gonna be SWOLE soon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:53:48 2019 No.21799415 >>21799406 Ganbatte little fox You’ll be buff one day

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:55:52 2019 No.21799427 >>21799415 Buff kitsune do not exist. The best they can ever do is toned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:56:19 2019 No.21799430 File: 370 KB, 1307x1307, 058e65b2e349642eba619bb99d1d04ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799406 >One month later

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:58:27 2019 No.21799440 File: 119 KB, 579x819, 71178406_p13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799415

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:58:43 2019 No.21799442 >>21799406 I hate foxes. But that's cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 12:59:54 2019 No.21799449 >>21799430 She turned into a werewolf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:04:18 2019 No.21799472 >>21799427 This is incorrect, they will exist. >>21799440 Nice Jackal

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:07:54 2019 No.21799491 >>21799472 >they will exist I have yet to see one, ever. Every time someone wants to depict a muscle canine it’s a wolfu or dog. Foxes are cursed to be soft.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:09:10 2019 No.21799499 >when mindflayer sees what's in your mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:10:20 2019 No.21799506 File: 209 KB, 480x640, __dairoku_youhei_drawn_by_snail8__8ad530e0556b21617cbf892363be329d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799491

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:13:43 2019 No.21799524 >>21799506 Intredasting. Looks like I can up the grand total to 1 at long last.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:17:06 2019 No.21799535 >>21799499 >Is almost overwhelmed by the sheer amount of negative thoughts >Wonders how a human can manage to endure it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:18:43 2019 No.21799540 File: 114 KB, 1500x1750, D4zubQgW4AARP68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:19:27 2019 No.21799544 >>21799535 Because suicide is quitters talk in most cases. And I ain’t a quitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:22:31 2019 No.21799567 >>21799499 >"this guy needs a hug"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:22:43 2019 No.21799571 >>21799540 >Mershark >Master Boner lost

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:23:06 2019 No.21799575 >>21799499 What would make her blush

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:23:19 2019 No.21799578 >>21799306 >dominant childhood friends Real bad news, she got too friendly. Expect to be pushed down and violated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:24:04 2019 No.21799583 File: 1.53 MB, 3000x3000, 37346071_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kumihos

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:27:26 2019 No.21799596 >>21799571 What should she call you then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:28:36 2019 No.21799602 File: 331 KB, 1280x1536, tumblr_priphofCGX1uezn77o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good moth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:28:51 2019 No.21799604 >>21799583 What's the point in showing off an ass that doesn't exist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:29:05 2019 No.21799610 >>21799544 https://youtu.be/oowTC_XfFIQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:31:39 2019 No.21799622 >>21799604 Rude. Some people actually prefer lithe figures you know

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:31:49 2019 No.21799625 File: 545 KB, 684x1000, 986309bb2f81ce77e23ade4f798780a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799583 Are best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:39:24 2019 No.21799659 File: 2.01 MB, 640x360, 1564333510227.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799499

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:39:31 2019 No.21799660 >>21799571 Let mersharks be mer-maids sometimes. It's a free country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:48:12 2019 No.21799694 >>21799659 mashiro is for dry unprepared anal sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:49:54 2019 No.21799702 I just want a buff lioness monster to hold me and make me psychologically feel safe as she makes me physically feel her abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:57:39 2019 No.21799720 >>21799702 I want her to kill me in my sleep real quick and painlessly so I don't notice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 13:59:30 2019 No.21799730 >>21799702 I want her to bully me sexually! >>21799720 Bro you just posted cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:00:17 2019 No.21799737 >>21799720 >not wanting it to be slow and painful like you know you deserve

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:04:06 2019 No.21799755 >>21799702 i want to feel her barbs inside me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:11:05 2019 No.21799800 >>21799499 endless hate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:11:39 2019 No.21799803 File: 146 KB, 1080x1080, mhe_yeti___snakegalskye_by_incredibleintruder_ddb0bg6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:12:15 2019 No.21799809 File: 1.58 MB, 2500x2800, fa4bb6212251f0168af2cb103a852441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799602

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:12:53 2019 No.21799814 >>21799809 Who she ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:15:48 2019 No.21799829 File: 897 KB, 2300x2700, 1102505141ed416a68ae2ee746a66ab5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799814 just a moth with 3 pieces of decent art

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:20:11 2019 No.21799852 >>21799829 What's her name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:25:21 2019 No.21799872 >>21799852 juniper

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:27:45 2019 No.21799883 File: 284 KB, 1844x2572, 1558416613195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799803 God I love Yetis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:29:20 2019 No.21799894 >>21799883 Do you really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:33:10 2019 No.21799906 >>21799894 I dont anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:39:06 2019 No.21799930 >>21799906 Are you sure you’re not confusing them with mindflayers? I think you meant to say you love mindflayers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:56:42 2019 No.21799970 File: 216 KB, 729x1032, itoddfL9_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799894 yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:57:37 2019 No.21799980 File: 565 KB, 750x750, 72738755_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you made your weekly pilgrimage to your local shrine? You know how lonely the shrine maidens get and how worried they get about you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 14:57:47 2019 No.21799981 >>21799930 I am not gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:03:43 2019 No.21799995 File: 572 KB, 1200x1200, 1c79340f7ab5ade4f83041d95f26806d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yanking a saiyan girl's tail is considered both a war crime and a marriage proposal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:12:30 2019 No.21800022 >>21799981 Of course not. Your mindflayer wife is 100% female. She had the most beautiful dress on your wedding day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:13:32 2019 No.21800026 >>21799980 Fuck off furfaggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:15:49 2019 No.21800033 >>21800026 what

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:20:08 2019 No.21800047 File: 194 KB, 700x600, DsZUNtIJ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799981 http://imgbox.com/gKsdKT34

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:21:32 2019 No.21800055 >>21800033 Button Nose and whiskers

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:22:33 2019 No.21800057 >>21800047 Geez that’s a long tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:23:56 2019 No.21800068 >>21799499 I don't think I'd see her again after she ran off like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:24:35 2019 No.21800072 >>21800055 That doesn't look like a button nose. It just looks like a dot to mark where the edge of the nose is. Look at the shading on the face. And those "whiskers" look entirely flat, as if they were just face marks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:27:54 2019 No.21800090 Squeeze your waifu until she leaks milk and pussy juice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:32:53 2019 No.21800118 File: 200 KB, 669x786, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I learned today that tigers can be even 300kg. Lol fattie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:39:11 2019 No.21800145 >>21800118 Fat jinkos are for light teasing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:41:28 2019 No.21800152 >>21800145 Teasing muscular mgs about their weight is super fun, especially when they try their best to explain how muscle weights more than fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:44:27 2019 No.21800170 >>21800152 That it is, thighs are a good target for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:48:19 2019 No.21800178 File: 286 KB, 893x900, 536D55F3-6F3C-464C-8290-5AC9B6BAD730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:52:13 2019 No.21800192 >>21796110 What is she doing to his head?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:54:33 2019 No.21800196 File: 171 KB, 1387x1702, D89V7DfW4AMxlxr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cow mages!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:57:48 2019 No.21800209 >>21800196 I want her to ride me in cowgirl position!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:58:26 2019 No.21800212 >>21800192 Filling it with fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 15:59:24 2019 No.21800214 File: 144 KB, 1029x967, EAc-b3PWkAAM0YG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Red? Blue? Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:01:56 2019 No.21800229 File: 67 KB, 900x900, 1563841389691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800214

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:10:18 2019 No.21800254 I want to make love to an Alice in her hiney!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:12:29 2019 No.21800261 >>21800047 No way fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:15:11 2019 No.21800268 >>21800196 Does she cast boob hat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:16:27 2019 No.21800275 File: 104 KB, 748x1069, xcDRmOX2_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800254 >hiney Read that as honey for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:23:58 2019 No.21800300 >>21800178 Popsicle slut!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:24:12 2019 No.21800301 File: 228 KB, 1200x1600, D6Oij_cXoAAwWOu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is she looking at?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:28:57 2019 No.21800316 >>21800301 looking away in shame because i'm a loser

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:30:11 2019 No.21800319 File: 389 KB, 848x1200, 5AibluTI_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800316 Nonsense.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:31:58 2019 No.21800326
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Got a really nice summer wife commission
http://twitter.com/flavoursarthole/status/1157012732450725888
I think it's a good sequel to the festival one from last year.

Yes there is a followup in the works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:34:45 2019 No.21800339 File: 51 KB, 599x1000, DwMnNAuXQAE24eZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:44:45 2019 No.21800372

>>21799980
>show up religiously two nights a week to your local shrine, to donate what you can and maybe pray for a little luck
>shrine maidens start of very formal and respectful, but eventually even the most professional one greets you like an old friend
>suddenly don't show up on one of your expected nights
>800 year-old shrine maidens assure the 80 year-old ones that things sometimes come up and they shouldn't worry so much, though internally the older ones are a bit concerned
>then you're absent for the next expected day
>and the next
That'd probably honestly be really scary for them, regardless of whether the absence was due to something serious or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:46:50 2019 No.21800384 File: 537 KB, 1500x965, 75884924_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WTF am I casting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:47:13 2019 No.21800388 >>21800326 Ew she's drooling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:56:26 2019 No.21800427 File: 839 KB, 932x1200, owhbqve.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat pig.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:57:08 2019 No.21800429 >>21800427 mating pig

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:59:07 2019 No.21800440 >>21800427 Breeding sow

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 16:59:37 2019 No.21800442 >>21800427 Its ironic

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:00:22 2019 No.21800445 File: 128 KB, 823x1200, 2p7fehgoxnd31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:03:19 2019 No.21800457 >>21800254 I want to fill an Alice's holes with my cum, and then have our daughter eat them out!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:08:49 2019 No.21800474 >>21800372 Anyone over 70 should expect death and should have experienced loss at least twice by that point

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:11:46 2019 No.21800485 >>21800427 Who will save the nerds from lewd Gyaru monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:13:38 2019 No.21800490 >>21800485 Who will save the monsters from Gyaruism?

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:14:00 2019 No.21800494

>>21799980
But the Sabbath wants me to go to a tea party at the same time I'd visit the shrine, and a nice priestess at a totally normal Order temple wants to give me a healing massage with a special holy sacramental fluid, and an emissary of chaos wants to help me study forgotten languages!
How am I supposed to choose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:15:15 2019 No.21800501 File: 460 KB, 1280x1274, 9df63cb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] METAL SLIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:16:40 2019 No.21800504 File: 137 KB, 850x1200, D-iUeMPUIAAlWZ4.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800427 She's very cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:16:59 2019 No.21800506 >>21798328 >You look tired adventurer? Care for a gentle bounce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:17:13 2019 No.21800507 >>21800501 The Persian mythologies told of a "living metal". I wonder if she's from that era

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:17:17 2019 No.21800509 >>21800474 The fragility of humans in comparison to a monster's lifespan is just another good reason why the extremists need to win.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:17:55 2019 No.21800511 File: 73 KB, 640x1070, 1564694275418.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800427 P O T A T O

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:18:37 2019 No.21800516 >>21800490 No one, Gyaru onee-sabbath are very convincing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:20:04 2019 No.21800525 >>21800445 As someone who plans to start a Goat Farm, this is important information.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:21:10 2019 No.21800530 File: 540 KB, 1259x1547, 135987543843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21799995 Scary Space Monkeys!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:21:19 2019 No.21800533 >>21800501 How do you get the Metal Slash skill for your dick? A Statue of Anguish Pattern monster girl would be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:26:03 2019 No.21800554 >>21800533 How so? it doesn't even have facial features

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:31:48 2019 No.21800583 >>21800509 Our fragility teaches us great lessons Anon. One day we do have to leave this world for the next

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:32:35 2019 No.21800589 >>21800554 Golem spidergirl with tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:32:39 2019 No.21800590 >>21800445 Human men belong under goat hips

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:38:59 2019 No.21800620
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Wrote a short story about a daring young adventurer walking into the wrong temple and getting monsterized via Grape bite. My first MG story, so feedback is highly appreciated.
Hope you all enjoy it!
https://pastebin.com/7CR4D6zK

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:42:09 2019 No.21800637 File: 1.13 MB, 2893x4092, apophis_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800620 Wonderful

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:44:11 2019 No.21800645 File: 494 KB, 1500x1061, 1564639790474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:48:01 2019 No.21800668 >>21800637 >her pasties are erect

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:48:13 2019 No.21800671 >>21800645 Nice slime I hope she wouldn't get mad when I ask for water though

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:50:29 2019 No.21800684 >>21800620 Enjoyed that, please use an account if you decide to write more. I'd love to keep track of your stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:50:38 2019 No.21800686 >>21800671 You're the designated driver She understands completely

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:55:18 2019 No.21800705 >>21800620 Top tier anon. I fucking loved it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 17:58:33 2019 No.21800719 >>21799355 >Welcome to the hospital! I'm your nurse. >You want to be discharged? >You can't. You'll be in my care forever. She uses the character "駄" (muda, useless) in "you can't ", so she means business

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:00:42 2019 No.21800730 >>21800719 This is why yans should not be allowed in healthcare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:01:11 2019 No.21800735 >>21800719 >She uses the character "駄" (muda, useless) in "you can't ", so she means business I thought only vampires could use that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:03:36 2019 No.21800746 >>21800668 How do those things work? And don't say "MAMONO MANA".

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:05:07 2019 No.21800753 >>21800735 Sharp fang clause, established by Claudia Estamaroque in 1455 states that person(s) with sufficiently sharp and intimidating fangs may borrow lingo from each other without prior approval.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:08:23 2019 No.21800771
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>>21800637
>>21800684
>>21800705
Thanks, I think I'll write some more in due time, this one was fun
>>21800684
You mean a Pastebin account? Thought about it before, but maybe I should use this chance to finally get one

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:10:19 2019 No.21800777 >>21800730 only for in-home care of chronic illnesses, like my constant erections

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:16:38 2019 No.21800796 >>21800645 I'll have three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:18:19 2019 No.21800802
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>>21798812
>was raised by ghouls
>used to be the runt but is now boss of the pack
>every day is multiple fellatio day
>during this she keeps you pinned to the ground or her thighs
>depends on how much you struggle

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:19:02 2019 No.21800805 >>21800583 I'm pretty sure if there is an afterlife I'd be going to hell .

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:21:22 2019 No.21800818 >>21800746 Mamono banana

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:25:50 2019 No.21800836 File: 227 KB, 850x850, their moms must be so mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21800490 No one can. The Gyaru curse is too potent. Too strong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:28:24 2019 No.21800848 >>21800301 Those movers just dropped a piano on somebody.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:37:49 2019 No.21800890 >>21800735 Dhampires can do it also. One report clocks in at least 30 seconds straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:39:57 2019 No.21800902 >>21800836 Am I looking at genderbent hetalia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:40:53 2019 No.21800907 >>21800530 Why are girls so scary? Spiders are pretty scary too but there's no bigger fright than a girl suddenly talking to you or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:44:01 2019 No.21800918 File: 1.82 MB, 2371x3107, c6a73916f842cf315e1791678338d4a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mix an ochimusha, a cursed sword and a dark priest and you get...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:48:20 2019 No.21800937 >>21800918 I want to be her toy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:53:28 2019 No.21800968 >>21800890 That's about 7 pages right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:56:16 2019 No.21800985 File: 1.44 MB, 1512x2000, 76031080_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 18:59:33 2019 No.21801003 File: 1.28 MB, 4806x2160, 1564700373184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If a priestess is killed and brought returned to life by a cosmic snowflake in her original mostly undamaged body what sort of undead is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:03:45 2019 No.21801032 >>21801003 Oh boy. Gonna enjoy this shitfit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:05:49 2019 No.21801048 >>21801032 I mean anybody who still has faith in their writers at this point is incapable of rational thought. She's sexy though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:07:14 2019 No.21801062 >>21800907 >Kobold, Titania, and Umi Osho walk up to an anon >immediate fear and tense apprehension visible in his face, fight or flight response clearly triggered How do they handle this delicate situation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:07:40 2019 No.21801067 >>21801003 Wight

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:07:56 2019 No.21801068 >>21801003 >>21801048 At this point the only good thing about it is the hot girls, and I've been playing it since BC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:07:56 2019 No.21801069 >>21801048 Anon, I've just been enjoying the shittrain since 'morally gray' I dearly wish I had a cheshire because she seems like the sort to shit on this stuff with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:11:27 2019 No.21801091 >>21801068 A lot of the characters models and races are hot as fuck. There's a ton of fan made porn and 3d models too but you have to wade through an ocean of degeneracy to get at it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:11:37 2019 No.21801095 All monstergirls get better when they are brown and/or lolis escepially if they are brown lolis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:12:11 2019 No.21801101 I like the elves from that one game because they have big ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:12:23 2019 No.21801104 >>21801095 Kuro is too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:12:44 2019 No.21801108 File: 889 KB, 1138x2000, 1561077563813.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what species of monstergirl is most likely to physically intimidate a guy into unwanted butt stuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:12:52 2019 No.21801109 I want to see elves bully other elves based on ear length

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:13:36 2019 No.21801117 >>21801003 Who bitch this is

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:14:49 2019 No.21801129 File: 103 KB, 865x814, Calia questioning the content of a post.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801117 The Lich King's little sister No I'm not kidding

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:15:46 2019 No.21801136 File: 54 KB, 170x170, wh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801129 Excuse me

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:15:48 2019 No.21801138 File: 102 KB, 1200x980, DtrtrJVWsA8MiTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801109 I want to bully an elf for her ear length till she sits on my face

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:17:04 2019 No.21801149 >>21801136 Arthas had a sister that survived the shit then died in what i can only describe as a HORRIBLE storyline.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:17:10 2019 No.21801150 File: 22 KB, 620x372, 1656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801129 Lightforged undead actually happening. At this point they are just face fucking the lore

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:17:28 2019 No.21801154 >>21801109 But that would lead to some guy's half elf little sister getting bullied at school by the haughty High Elf girl for being a mutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:18:45 2019 No.21801160 >>21801154 High elf is a flatty sister is oppai so sister can use her human side to bully her about flat chest

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:18:45 2019 No.21801161 >>21800494 Turn them all down and go to the nearest demon cult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:18:57 2019 No.21801164 >>21801136 She's undead now too, for reasons. No, it has nothing to do with her brother having been the Lich King. Wacky, eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:19:21 2019 No.21801166 I wish I wasn't shit at cooking what monster would turn me into a good chef?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:21:06 2019 No.21801179 >>21801166 A Demon would love to teach you but in the end insist that she still be the one who cooks. >"Can't have you accidentally burning or slicing yourself, dear!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:21:43 2019 No.21801185 >>21801160 Better solution is for the big brother to go beat up the bully. And if things don't go as planned, well, life is an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:22:24 2019 No.21801192 >>21800494 Why not do all of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:22:59 2019 No.21801195 >>21801166 Zombie. She wouldn't be able to cook for you so you'd have to learn to cook quick unless you plan on living off of tv dinners

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:23:21 2019 No.21801199 >>21801166 A kiki, probably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:24:24 2019 No.21801206 >>21801150 They could also use her as the new leader of the forsaken after they inevitably get rid of the Banshee. That wouldn't get the those sweet race-change bucks though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:25:10 2019 No.21801213 >>21801161 But I don't want to make the others sad! >>21801192 What if I lose track of time? What if I can't leave?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:28:39 2019 No.21801230 >>21800968 Yes, when graphically transcribed. That reminds me, I need to put my garbage out to be collected. Some of my stuff is starting to grow fungus.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:29:58 2019 No.21801240
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>>21801199
>"Silly, master, why would you want to learn to cook when you have your own wif- maid who'd happily cook for you?"
Your only hope from learning from a kiki is to be a butler in training or to grope her while she cooks and watch her technique trying to learn what you can from it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:29:59 2019 No.21801239 >>21801195 Good point I'd force myself to get better since I'd be taking care of her and not just myself I can't let my negligence harm someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:36:09 2019 No.21801269 >>21801150 That's nothing new, they've been bending it over a barrel since the end of Cata

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:38:25 2019 No.21801285 What monstergirl would be most into World of Warcraft?

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:39:11 2019 No.21801290

>>21801240
If you framed it as a self improvement thing then the kiki would probably be happy to help, but would never ever let any of her secret recipes slip so you can't replace her in the kitchen. Even confident kikis can be surprisingly insecure or territorial like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:40:44 2019 No.21801296 >>21801285 The loser neckbeards and incels. Elves, mostly. They all play human male characters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:43:00 2019 No.21801311 File: 1.45 MB, 1100x1738, 1553730022944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801285 What Monster girls would play FFXIV? >Its all erping Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:46:34 2019 No.21801338 >>21800907 The most horrific monster is therefore the Nureonago

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:47:40 2019 No.21801346 >>21801095 Nah. Gimme that pale big busty blue-eyed blonde.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:49:13 2019 No.21801354 File: 97 KB, 784x1203, 74971817_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:49:26 2019 No.21801358 >>21801296 Should I mention I'm a real human male when I'm in a guild.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:49:26 2019 No.21801359

>>21801296
>anon plays female blood elf because he thinks they're hot
>makes a friend who has a male human avatar, assume it's another guy because who else would play a human male
>his friend is a female elf who plays a human male because she thinks they're hot
>assumes anon is another elf girl because who else would play a female elf
What an awkward IRL meetup this will be

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:53:04 2019 No.21801380 >>21801358 Only if you want to destroy the guild with drama and be the cause of a lot of cringy white knighting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:54:23 2019 No.21801385 >>21801380 I will admit that sounds tempting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:57:04 2019 No.21801396 >>21801185 *impregnate the bully with many mutts of her own Noticed you misspelled that somehow, fixed it for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 19:57:11 2019 No.21801397 >mmo filled with elves >server full of healers desperate for tanks and dps

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:01:06 2019 No.21801410
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>>21801285
>Angel is the standard heal slut that constantly get catfished by tank monster girls pretending to be boys
>Dark Mage plays warrior because she can already cast spells IRL but can't even hold a sword for long periods of time
>Cheshires are trolls that play rogue and just gank low level players, if they're ever in a raid they pull trash and ninja loot. They feed off the salt of people complaining in chat
>Lizardmen and Salamanders play arms warrior exlusivly no matter how bad the spec is or how bored they are it's the only character they play
>Dullahans play death knights and are constantly RPing even if it's a non-rp server
>Dryads and alarunes play restoration druid and sometimes shaman
>P'orcs and H'orcs all pretend to be Orc only players but their real main is a cute thin blood elf
>Liches are angry they can't be necromancers and refuse to play death knight since they despise melee combat. So they just pick warlocks
>Holstaurs are nice tanks who equally get catfished as angels by players pretending to be cute boys who need gear desperately. They even bring food for the whole raid, but are really slow pulling mobs making sure everyone is okay after each battle
>Minotaurs are the opposite type of tank who'll run ahead and pull tons of mobs, but never enough that you can't kill them. If you can keep up with her she's probably one of the best tanks on the server and knows all boss mechanics before anyone else
>Dragons play every class every race with every spec. They are always raid leaders and will be whatever the raid needs at the time. Will pull you into private chat to tell you how disappointed she is in your DKP being so low and how if it continues she'll have to let you go. Will take all the loot and divide it up between those that earned it. Have a box full of extra mics as whenever the raid wipes she'll scream in anger till she breathes fire on it melting it
>Finally there's Anons who play male humans and constantly get flak on voice chat over them faking it. After being called an alp enough he sends a dick pic to the whole raid as some don't believe the time stamp and others apologize

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:04:07 2019 No.21801423 >>21801410 >Cheshires are trolls that play rogue and just gank low level players, if they're ever in a raid they pull trash and ninja loot Too real

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:04:54 2019 No.21801425 File: 984 KB, 2134x1350, 1525289511573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801397 Yes pls gimme

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:05:00 2019 No.21801426

>>21801410
>Minotaurs are the opposite type of tank who'll run ahead and pull tons of mobs, but never enough that you can't kill them. If you can keep up with her she's probably one of the best tanks on the server and knows all boss mechanics before anyone else
Finally, someone worthy of healing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:08:06 2019 No.21801443 >>21801410 What do cursed swords main?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:15:59 2019 No.21801465 >>21801397 This appeals to me. I'd love to have a party full of lusty elves ready to do anything.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:16:08 2019 No.21801469

>>21801443
>Cursed Swords are fury warriors that use all their backpack space to hold onto every weapon she's used since level 1
>Living Armors are discipline priests that are almost always on point with their shields. If she misses one and someone gets damaged, no matter how little, she's quick to yell sorry in voice chat or spam sorry in the text box

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:18:39 2019 No.21801478

>Have Arachne Waifu
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:19:13 2019 No.21801480 >>21801410 I bet tanukis rule the auction house

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:21:43 2019 No.21801492 >>21801478 What

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:23:42 2019 No.21801503 >>21801478 >Perfectly good spider waifu turns into boring human waifu Hoping there's a way to fix her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:24:09 2019 No.21801509 >>21798431 >hump forever without the expending of energy noice, but also violates some laws of physics I think

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:24:47 2019 No.21801511 File: 280 KB, 475x486, 1560654526380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801478 Quick! Call Greilia to reattach it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:26:17 2019 No.21801519 >>21801492 old pasta

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:29:09 2019 No.21801527 >>21801095 Loli Salamanders and brown loli Dragons are for doggystyle while pulling her cute short tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:30:38 2019 No.21801536 >when you want to post a pic but you're not sure if it is sfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:32:15 2019 No.21801543 File: 1.40 MB, 1782x1800, 7c99cfb9eda4a71d2f1e86dd576ddfc5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801536 Do just it faggot or post an imgur link to it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:33:03 2019 No.21801549 File: 878 KB, 2800x3000, 1564367825921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801543 friends!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:33:42 2019 No.21801550 >>21801478 Why does it end half way there is clearly more that could be written like her life where she adjusts to to being human and not just the whole two legs walking but the lack of silk among other spider things

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:36:37 2019 No.21801562 File: 2.64 MB, 2923x3939, 1559834412215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801478 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:38:51 2019 No.21801571 >>21801550 Because it's a copypasta for shock value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:45:09 2019 No.21801591 >>21801571 still though seeing it to the conclusion would be better

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:46:37 2019 No.21801599 >>21801549 >wake up japari but all the friens have penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:47:41 2019 No.21801604 >>21801591 >better Why do you hate monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:48:37 2019 No.21801608 >>21801599 Get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:51:47 2019 No.21801616 File: 497 KB, 953x1550, ebccfdfaaaaed101b740540eb9640946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801608 he doesn't deserve yous

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:54:12 2019 No.21801622 File: 159 KB, 985x1024, 75845579_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:54:28 2019 No.21801624 >>21801616 I did this Next is milking

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:56:53 2019 No.21801631 File: 889 KB, 2000x2000, 73807934_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:57:05 2019 No.21801632 >>21801604 because the conclusion would be her becoming a spider

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:58:04 2019 No.21801635 >>21801631 Oh no! I forgot to do my homework!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:58:26 2019 No.21801639 >>21801632 But you can't fuck an actual spider.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 20:59:53 2019 No.21801645 >>21801631 Teachers are not allowed to fuck students

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:01:08 2019 No.21801651
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>>21801635
Well now she'll surely see it on your face and ask for your homework, anon.

>>21801645
What if the other goblin girls in the class always volunteer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:01:38 2019 No.21801654 >When a spider gives you a shirt she made but only because she had extra silk not that she likes you or anything but for some reason is really insistent on you wearing it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:02:25 2019 No.21801656 >>21801645 "you can't do that, that's illegal!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:03:19 2019 No.21801661 >>21801651 Overly endowed goblins are for using as your cumdump and breeding mare

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:05:31 2019 No.21801669 >>21801656 Monstergirls have to follow the law just like humans

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:07:17 2019 No.21801682 File: 1.24 MB, 1000x1416, e8e8051d4db41441c874f04653d9d6b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:08:14 2019 No.21801692 >>21801682 those clothes don't seem to provide adequate covering

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:08:58 2019 No.21801698 >>21801656 The only law here is the NAP. Welcome to AnCapistan, fucko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:09:59 2019 No.21801701 File: 131 KB, 1000x1000, 1527941411079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801692 They look good to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:15:27 2019 No.21801724 I want to hug a balled up armadillo girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:15:29 2019 No.21801725 What do big monsters IMAGINE doing with their husbands?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:17:18 2019 No.21801731 >>21801725 Sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:18:28 2019 No.21801737 >>21801724 I want to go bowling with a balled up armadillo girl I'll let you interpret that as you will

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:19:10 2019 No.21801739 I like modest monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:19:56 2019 No.21801744 tomboy monsters are best monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:21:00 2019 No.21801747 File: 187 KB, 1200x1697, 1525224693118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801725 Making big families.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:21:32 2019 No.21801753 >>21801654 That was very thoughtful of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:22:12 2019 No.21801756 >>21801744 What about tall tomboy tsundere

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:22:14 2019 No.21801757 >>21801725 Sweater trap

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:22:22 2019 No.21801759 File: 2.87 MB, 5000x7400, 64c1409263f7de186144ae3a19fa21f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801725 snu snu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:23:53 2019 No.21801765 >>21801759 But I need my pelvis to walk

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:24:40 2019 No.21801773 What are you supposed to do when your kiki gets lazy? Is it best to just not say anything and start doing the cleaning yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:25:38 2019 No.21801776 File: 786 KB, 800x800, f4e00739a9daaa74991f36416ebc7bd7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801765 You don't need to walk

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:25:57 2019 No.21801779 File: 900 KB, 750x900, D2NSJnzX0AYltCx.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801725 Boob hat.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:29:02 2019 No.21801787

>>21801773
>Kiki is lazy because she's increasing depressed that her master hasn't expressed any romantic feelings for her
>she comes downstairs to see her master cleaning up after making himself breakfast
>PANIC.exe
>she runs back to her room, crying
>she thinks she's going to be fired, having become useless to her master
>"Sniff...N-now M-m-mmastah will, will, WILL NEVER LOVE MEEEEEEeeeeEeeeee"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:31:15 2019 No.21801793 >>21801787 Clearly I'd catch her crying as I come up to her room to share breakfast with her and comfort her then

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:35:33 2019 No.21801805 >>21801773 Buy a Roomba. Don't tell her, just wait for her to find it vacuuming a floor somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:35:51 2019 No.21801807 Make sure you hug your kiki while she is in the middle of cleaning

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:36:30 2019 No.21801810 >>21801805 >Her production increases after you find it stabbed on a pike

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:37:35 2019 No.21801814 File: 1.88 MB, 1303x1500, 53740674_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:40:42 2019 No.21801827 >>21801805 >hear crunching noises and your kiki yelling "Slut!" one day

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:42:22 2019 No.21801832 >>21801814 But which do I kiss first?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:42:38 2019 No.21801833 File: 1.96 MB, 1076x1031, Runya Rata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The bigger the mofu, the more her husband loves her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:44:23 2019 No.21801839 What's with the sudden WoWfag invasion today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:44:40 2019 No.21801840 >>21801832 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:44:51 2019 No.21801842 >>21801756 >tall good >tomboy good >tsundere meh

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:45:23 2019 No.21801844 >>21801833 I'd love to kiss a tall flat rata

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:45:23 2019 No.21801845 >>21801839 Because it got worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:46:27 2019 No.21801846 I'd buy a roomba just to see a kiki destroying it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:47:41 2019 No.21801850 >>21801846 Roomba-chan just wishes to clean, Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:48:00 2019 No.21801853 >>21801805 Make sure to put a cute little maid bow on the Roomba to really drive the point home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:49:10 2019 No.21801855 >>21801850 well now I feel bad and must protect roombas from harm

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:49:34 2019 No.21801857

>>21801725
>picking him up and kissing him all over his face and neck
>kabedon with minimal warning
>making him give a full-body massage but acting like it's body worship the entire time to embarrass him
>lap pillows/sitting, especially when video games/shows are involved
>really rough makeouts, +10 points if he pops a stiffy/leaks precum
>boobhatting
>being the little spoon (it's kind of like having your dog curl up next to you to them, v cute)
>surprising him with gifts
>waking him up at 4AM with a blowjob because sometimes girls just really want it in the mouth, it's probably an oral fixation thing, but it's more common than you think
The last two things aren't exclusive to HUEG girls, but romantic/sexual needs are a venn diagram of sorts

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:50:43 2019 No.21801862 >>21800178 If she's not googling big keyboards, what's she looking at on her computer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:50:47 2019 No.21801864 Roombas being accidentally exposed to monster mojo and turning into simple minded kiki-automaton hybrids

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:52:01 2019 No.21801868

>>21801850
>cute little LCD screen makes faces
>happy when it finishes cleaning a big mess or when you rate it well on its phone app, even whistles a little tune
>sad when you yell at it or it gets trapped on a corner
>cute snoozing face when charging
Surely kiki wouldn't be so heartless as to hate such an earnest little robot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:52:34 2019 No.21801869 File: 409 KB, 781x900, 83b504c78b136191487d4f9981cd410a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801759 Give me this girl, then a hourglass dark mage and I don't need more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:53:16 2019 No.21801871 >>21801814 >Arguing over which way to pelvis pound the adventurer they've captured. >While it escalates Anon is able to wriggle free from his bonds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:53:26 2019 No.21801874 >>21801855 As you should >>21801868 She shouldn't Roomba-chan isn't her replacement, she's her assistant, taking on maid tasks 'beneath' Kiki.

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:54:10 2019 No.21801877

>>21801855
>>21801864
>>21801868
A 2007 study showed people treated their roomba like a pet.
>"We have people who actually consider them their companion, even though it's just vacuuming their floor," said iRobot spokeswoman Nancy Dussault. "People get attached to them and think of them as part of their family. It's almost a pet. It makes them feel like they're not alone. It's really interesting how they've taken to their robots."

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:54:28 2019 No.21801878 >>21801814 Only if she drop's the shoulders I need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:55:25 2019 No.21801880 >>21801874 I bet roomba-chan looks up to her cool kiki sempai

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:56:28 2019 No.21801884

>>21801877
>Likewise, Electrolux, which sells the Trilobite robovac in Europe, reports that owners regard their device like a household pet, product manager Jonas Carlsson says. Most name their Trilobite, and the Sweden-based company often receives congratulatory phone calls, letters, poems and pictures from owners, especially children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:56:35 2019 No.21801886 >>21801880 Of course! She makes happy little chirps whenever Senpai tells her some new maiding trick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:58:10 2019 No.21801890 >>21801877 Now we just need ones with waifu holograms

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 21:59:34 2019 No.21801894 File: 95 KB, 798x1001, QLI2nFg1_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuzzy flower.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:01:13 2019 No.21801904 >>21801884 >congratulatory phone calls, letters, poems and pictures from owners, especially children. The part about kids reminds me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1E-FlguwGw

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:03:59 2019 No.21801914 Guys we can't just turn household things into monstergirls, what's next a chair you can fuck or a lamp post to suck your dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:04:36 2019 No.21801917 >>21801914 >Shoggoth

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:04:55 2019 No.21801920

>>21801853
>destroyed Roomba is salvaged and reconstructed as an automaton maid
>mechanically neutral around anyone but the kiki
>hugs Master extra close whenever the kiki is around
>mimes spitting on the floor when the kiki gives her an order
>makes constant reference to the smell of her blood (oil) on the kiki's hands
>all in a completely neutral automated tone
Anon invites a war into his household.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:06:56 2019 No.21801926 >>21801920 The kiki just needs to apologize maybe take it upon herself to buy damaged roombas and repair them herself

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:07:32 2019 No.21801927 >>21801917 The original smart home™

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:07:35 2019 No.21801928

>>21801880
>Cool kiki sempai is worried that roomba-chan might replace her
>She's younger, faster, cuter, learns easily from her
>Tries to sabotage her making her look bad in master's eyes but it backfires making her look even better
>Starts packing up her things and explaining to master how she's obsolete
>Master embraces her and tells her he'll never replace her
>Roomba-chan watches intensely from the door as kiki smugly winks at her
>Later at dinner roomba-chan asks master if he can do the same thing to her what he did to kiki
>Smug kiki doesn't think master will kiss her
>He does but just on the cheek
>Irate kiki biting her nails while cooking dinner and cursing roomba-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:07:43 2019 No.21801929 File: 116 KB, 667x863, 1522733724725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801877 Fucking hell, just wait until companion robots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:08:55 2019 No.21801933 What happens if you duct tape a knife to your Roomba automaton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:09:48 2019 No.21801936 >>21801928 Poor kiki I bet a smile from Roomba-chan and hearing her gush about how awesome she is at cleaning will make her jealousy subside

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:09:56 2019 No.21801937 >>21801933 Combat Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:10:05 2019 No.21801938 >>21801933 Combat maid

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:10:16 2019 No.21801939 >>21801933 You enable pest control mode

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:10:33 2019 No.21801940 >>21801926 Well that would come full circle she repairs what she one damaged

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:11:29 2019 No.21801943 >>21801904 That kid's getting spared in the coming robot uprising

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:12:22 2019 No.21801948 >>21801939 >A Group of Mice Girls who broke in to steal food are now running in terror from Roomba-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:12:30 2019 No.21801949 >>21801936 Kiki wonders why roomba-chan doesn't hate despite how she treats her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:13:57 2019 No.21801951 >>21801933 2B

Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:14:13 2019 No.21801952

>>21801917
I already like to think of Shogs letting little undifferentiated blobs of themselves scurry about, acting like roombas. Getting to pet them and praise them for doing a good job in ways the main maid body might find embarrassing is just a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:15:13 2019 No.21801956 Well great now I want to protect a vacuum like she was my daughteru

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:16:42 2019 No.21801965 File: 631 KB, 1388x1700, 61319547_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Evil drow wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:17:12 2019 No.21801967 File: 1.48 MB, 1920x1080, 75702954_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:18:06 2019 No.21801970 >>21801965 No thanks, don't like evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:19:00 2019 No.21801974 >>21801965 Gonna make her into Evil pregnant drow wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:19:49 2019 No.21801977 >>21801965 She's not evil just morally challenged

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:20:27 2019 No.21801978 >>21801965 I want to brag about my cool evil wife to everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:21:20 2019 No.21801980 File: 236 KB, 393x1280, 1472853814531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801970 Look at this guy. Laugh at him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:21:24 2019 No.21801981 >>21801978 oh yeah well my wifi is the most good

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:22:24 2019 No.21801987 >>21801929 The day when we have personal android wifes can't come soon enough, the hope of it is the only thing keeping me alive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:22:37 2019 No.21801988 File: 1.67 MB, 4680x3240, 65680795_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are your wives now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:24:10 2019 No.21801993 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, make sure you pay your protection money less you wake up to something in your bed. Something....disturbing. Like a Horse girl giving head in your bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:26:39 2019 No.21801998 File: 100 KB, 800x800, basalisk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:38:25 2019 No.21802030 File: 135 KB, 750x1331, EAz4ZIIXYAIJ4uc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:39:32 2019 No.21802036 >>21802030 Some of us have to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:39:40 2019 No.21802037 File: 170 KB, 800x1200, ynqLYRSi_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21801993 How terrifying!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:41:39 2019 No.21802041 >>21801988 And now comes the honeymoon. Last one standing gets first dibs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:42:05 2019 No.21802043 File: 148 KB, 796x699, iDcGMSTF_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802036

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:43:43 2019 No.21802049 File: 285 KB, 1144x1224, 1555817022036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802036 >>21802043

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:44:24 2019 No.21802053 >>21802043 Sleeping between a shorty and a buff, busty tall girl is how I want to spend my evening. >>21802049 Goddamn that's snug

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:46:47 2019 No.21802059 File: 956 KB, 1500x2087, 75923030_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Swimming caps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:46:57 2019 No.21802062 File: 245 KB, 708x1000, 1528193385282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802030 Undead qts

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:49:35 2019 No.21802069 >>21801886 >Kiki becomes wife and thus gives her title of head maid to roomba-chan so that she can teach how to maid to master and wife's daughter

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:49:43 2019 No.21802071 File: 577 KB, 2048x1556, stop being sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802053 Hellhounds are extremely comfy if you can get them to calm down for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:52:04 2019 No.21802081 >>21801980 I want to be an evil girl's bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:55:38 2019 No.21802100 File: 626 KB, 1280x1037, 1528006000060.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802071 I want to cuddle a griffon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:56:49 2019 No.21802106 >>21802062 don't paint the undead

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 22:57:24 2019 No.21802108 >>21802062 tae is best undead qt

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:00:02 2019 No.21802116 File: 135 KB, 848x1200, gyNfFEh8_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:02:18 2019 No.21802126 >>21802100 I certainly agree with that sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:07:20 2019 No.21802142 >>21801846 A gijinka roomba is currently a major antagonist in Yugioh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:08:09 2019 No.21802144 File: 600 KB, 694x1157, NKDPbZHu_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802106 Or they'll what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:10:06 2019 No.21802151 What would an undead robot be like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:13:42 2019 No.21802160 >>21802151 A rusty hunk of junk!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:14:01 2019 No.21802161 >>21802151 Windows XP-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:14:04 2019 No.21802162 >>21802151 An old nokia phone that you forgot, but she didn't forget you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:16:15 2019 No.21802170 >>21802151 Cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:20:44 2019 No.21802192 >>21802162 I still use an iphone 5c

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:21:22 2019 No.21802195 >>21802151 Strogg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:21:58 2019 No.21802197 >>21802160 Rude, she has potential

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:22:03 2019 No.21802198 >>21802192 I use a pay as you go flip phone

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:22:26 2019 No.21802199 File: 120 KB, 720x1280, yGKs3COq_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:23:14 2019 No.21802203 I just wish I could protect all the monsters that need it

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:24:24 2019 No.21802208 >In the arms of an angel plays over images of boys without momsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:31:56 2019 No.21802226 File: 322 KB, 1000x1000, 1564716716346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Delivery for "A. Non"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:32:02 2019 No.21802227 File: 16 KB, 294x191, 1564716722176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:32:15 2019 No.21802228 >>21802199 Would download MG finder

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:33:00 2019 No.21802229 >>21802226 I think that's the wrong order, I ordered CR1616 Lithium batteries not mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:33:18 2019 No.21802231 >>21802203 God Speed Anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:34:06 2019 No.21802235 >>21802229 Oh, our orders got switched

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:35:09 2019 No.21802237 File: 1.14 MB, 1559x2000, e66acb5bc7e360612d04819ca2de4f32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:35:23 2019 No.21802238 File: 317 KB, 808x800, 65417260_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802226 But I wanted a silver one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:35:28 2019 No.21802239 >>21802226 >not a crate of thick scaly tail return to sender

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:37:08 2019 No.21802242 File: 241 KB, 1200x1200, gOF0l5kg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802239 Our apologies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:38:04 2019 No.21802244 File: 283 KB, 700x700, 68132875_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802238 Next time specify when ordering.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:39:04 2019 No.21802246 >>21802229 Oddly specific

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:40:14 2019 No.21802249 >>21802242 Ahh! Don't kill me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:41:01 2019 No.21802253 File: 621 KB, 2117x1565, 65442304_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Meet hot single elves in your area

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:41:31 2019 No.21802256 >>21802226 Oh, I just wanted the rata delivery girl to come by so I could give her a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:42:09 2019 No.21802259 >>21802253 >no flatties how distasteful

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:43:07 2019 No.21802262 >>21802253 How many am I allowed to take?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:45:00 2019 No.21802266 File: 89 KB, 600x996, 1525290246280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802253 >tfw no elf gf >tfw even if real still no elf gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:45:06 2019 No.21802267 File: 218 KB, 1280x1024, 30ebb392814dfdf942924a7c53327d31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802262 As long as they're okay with it I guess, it's up to you to find the right ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:45:10 2019 No.21802268 >>21802226 Every time, I see that bundle of tails as a litter of singles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:45:42 2019 No.21802269 >>21802256 I like the demon one that keeps trying to have you sign for packages you didn't order

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:46:05 2019 No.21802270 File: 562 KB, 1600x1600, Io2yqHV3_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who needs a swimming pool?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:46:20 2019 No.21802272 >>21802246 Pokemon carts with dead batteries >>21802253 I love elves and I would be fine with one calling me a mayfly because I'd say if I'm a fly then she is my fruit

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:46:30 2019 No.21802273 File: 1.95 MB, 1600x1157, c49065814f9b81abe2f969408fde9f6e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802268 That would be outright insanity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:47:29 2019 No.21802274 >>21802267 They both look very dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:48:22 2019 No.21802278 >>21802269 Do you think she'd be able to set me up with a cute devil?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:49:23 2019 No.21802281 File: 184 KB, 518x751, eb71e1875acd31dcf0368de62e864302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802274 What, just because they're gyarus they have to be dumb, anon? That's racist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:51:11 2019 No.21802284 File: 1.73 MB, 2179x3005, 72744351_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: mofu vampires

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:51:49 2019 No.21802286 >>21802284 Make the mofu vampire hourglass and we have a deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:53:22 2019 No.21802290 >>21802284 >1 tail >Chuuni Where is her mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:53:31 2019 No.21802291 >>21802284 How come this fox is wearing a swimsuit when she's not at the beach?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:54:28 2019 No.21802293 >>21802290 taking photos of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:54:43 2019 No.21802295 File: 363 KB, 600x880, 9a27043740afafc50b8b4bed594f7dc0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802262 >>21802266 >>21802272 Everything's fun and games until you find out she's a yandere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:55:25 2019 No.21802297 >>21802290 I just realized how cute a chuuni living armor would be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:56:23 2019 No.21802302 >>21802286 >hourglass vampires Who would want such things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:57:32 2019 No.21802306 >>21802144 think you're ashamed of them and sob

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:58:14 2019 No.21802309 File: 3.41 MB, 1426x2000, 9b970858bae120659b1e9adc2c4de359.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802302 Anyone with taste who prefer them over the loli ones?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:58:34 2019 No.21802310 >>21802237 bully this elf

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:58:45 2019 No.21802311 >>21802295 Yandere elves are perfectly fine I think she is cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 1 23:59:40 2019 No.21802314 >>21802309 I want sticc vampires >>21802310 Not allowed, anti bully ranger protection time

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:00:24 2019 No.21802318 >>21802295 Yanderes are for loving and finding their crazy antics charming

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:01:37 2019 No.21802322 >>21802314 I want smol sticc girls as well. Thicc just isn't for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:02:44 2019 No.21802325 File: 144 KB, 960x720, 1525287921174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802295 Yandere a SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:03:18 2019 No.21802327 File: 236 KB, 1595x2000, OEZSqgJC_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:03:19 2019 No.21802328 >>21802311 >>21802318 Good posts >>21802325 Bad post

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:03:55 2019 No.21802330 >>21802309 She's such a sloppy eater. Look at all that ketchup!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:04:26 2019 No.21802331 File: 92 KB, 800x978, a5d7b27f149bcc4bf062ab0ef7e74af9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802314 >>21802322 I mean, it's nice that they have fans too that don't consider them failures, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:06:33 2019 No.21802336 >>21802331 >when centuries old vamp spots a cute young bloodbag

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:07:07 2019 No.21802339 >>21802295 Then it gets even better. Yandere elves are perfection.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:07:25 2019 No.21802340 File: 275 KB, 521x539, 1525287704602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802328 T R A S H

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:07:56 2019 No.21802341 File: 1.28 MB, 860x1214, b8cf364805f5010c375f066a3b4e678c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802325 Best girls always have at least a little crazy in them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:09:20 2019 No.21802345 Are yandere elves just overcompensating for being so close looking to human girls and not monstrous enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:09:25 2019 No.21802346 File: 1.99 MB, 540x304, kisshot spin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802331

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:10:40 2019 No.21802349 >>21802336 I am more than just a meal I am a human

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:13:04 2019 No.21802354 >>21802341 Nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:15:40 2019 No.21802363 >>21802345 Elf girls don't have to prove themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:16:08 2019 No.21802365 File: 502 KB, 2000x1500, D6dBASxUwAEd1C8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802354 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:18:37 2019 No.21802369 What would you do if your daughteru becomes Chuuni?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:20:05 2019 No.21802374 >>21802369 Play along using the WWE personality I developed as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:20:15 2019 No.21802375 File: 677 KB, 1600x2560, 1562270879244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:21:06 2019 No.21802376 >>21802369 Invite over the neighbor boy that she has a crush on

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:21:38 2019 No.21802378 >>21802369 Do the "Are ya winning son" with her daily

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:21:55 2019 No.21802380 >>21802314 gonna bully >>21802327 bully her into marriage >>21802363 haughty elves have a lot to make amends for

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:24:53 2019 No.21802388 >>21802369 Pin her down and put my dick in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:26:50 2019 No.21802394 >>21802327 cute snake I bet she has amazing scales

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:28:38 2019 No.21802401 >>21802376 That might just make him as much of a weirdo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:32:43 2019 No.21802409 >>21802401 He'll be even worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:33:42 2019 No.21802413 >>21802409 >>21802401 Imagine their daughter finding the lame photos of them as nerds

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:37:13 2019 No.21802421 File: 3.04 MB, 2795x3366, __apophis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_less__966e64d70d327d05d1001fccabb67ac3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802394 Oh she has nice scales alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:40:14 2019 No.21802433 File: 125 KB, 1101x1124, NVQmugN5_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:42:33 2019 No.21802443 >>21802421 I bet she also has a nice scale to weigh things

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:43:10 2019 No.21802448 >>21802421 the glow is attractive

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:44:09 2019 No.21802451 >>21802413 >Grandpa anon brings out the family photos to show his granddaughter how her mom was at her age

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:48:03 2019 No.21802460 File: 213 KB, 900x1200, 72838580_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:48:30 2019 No.21802462 I want to get my daughteru all hopped up on sugar, caffeine and aphrodisiacs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:49:54 2019 No.21802468 >>21802462 I know you want grandkids but think about the well being of her childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:51:04 2019 No.21802472 >>21802460 You don't need a boat with mershark-san by your side

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:51:20 2019 No.21802474 >>21802468 You fags are insufferable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:54:42 2019 No.21802493 >>21802331 Why would a dainty, petite, gentle, beautiful girl be a failure?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:55:09 2019 No.21802494 Is there an opposite of lolibaba

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:55:42 2019 No.21802497 >>21802494 Titania.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:55:44 2019 No.21802498 >>21802494 Autist girls? Woman-children? Wurms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 00:56:20 2019 No.21802499 >>21802460 My U-Boat is plenty big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:00:49 2019 No.21802510 >>21802494 Basically Titanias. Which is also why they creep me out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:02:49 2019 No.21802515 Cute pure and innocent girls are my favorite

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:03:03 2019 No.21802518 File: 212 KB, 1581x1523, D_mbLugVAAADZAR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802499 U-Boat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:03:56 2019 No.21802522 >>21802518 You're acting like you've never seen a German U-boat in the middle of the jungle before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:04:06 2019 No.21802523 File: 73 KB, 509x573, 74721824_p48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802498

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:06:31 2019 No.21802526 File: 167 KB, 1200x1145, SmQjNE9S_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802522 Wait, we're in the jungle now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:07:39 2019 No.21802530 Why does this thread like autistic girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:08:17 2019 No.21802532 File: 317 KB, 850x1284, 1564722330094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another life destroyed by mofu addiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:09:29 2019 No.21802537 >>21802530 High-functioning autistic girls have cute traits that, when idealized by mamono mana, effectively get the best personality traits of a yandere, a genki girl, and a loli all in one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:09:32 2019 No.21802538 >>21802522 Now that's a reference I didn't expect to see here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:09:47 2019 No.21802541 >>21802530 We do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:10:37 2019 No.21802546 >>21802532 There needs to be a way to cure it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:10:59 2019 No.21802550 >>21802538 Recently rediscovered my love for the series and for Claudia Black's sex-dripping voice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:11:11 2019 No.21802551 >>21802532 She's already getting the shakes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:14:08 2019 No.21802555 File: 1.24 MB, 2480x3508, 68902156_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802530 They're fluffy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:14:28 2019 No.21802556 File: 15 KB, 512x359, 1563130557948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802242 fat snakes delivery

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:14:42 2019 No.21802557 >>21802532 This is how they get guys. They always give out first mofus free

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:16:41 2019 No.21802561 >>21802556 The XXL Jumbo Python Special.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:17:12 2019 No.21802564 File: 143 KB, 600x800, 70808248_p26.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802557 >Hey, buddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:17:32 2019 No.21802565 >>21802556 >tfw no thicc squishy snake coils to lay on

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:18:16 2019 No.21802568 >>21802564 Only 500 yen, what a bargain! I gotta try this mofu stuff everyone's talking about!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:20:30 2019 No.21802574 >>21802568 ANON NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:23:57 2019 No.21802578 I don't want mofu I want scalefu

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:24:18 2019 No.21802580 >>21802557 What should I do if a Tanuki is offering me free samples?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:26:38 2019 No.21802592 >>21802580 Wear disguises to get more than one free sample

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:27:46 2019 No.21802598 File: 2.70 MB, 2400x3406, 006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:28:48 2019 No.21802603 >>21802592 But she says they're specifically for me! And some of them are a special blend of tea she made, with a secret ingredient she wants me to try!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:31:06 2019 No.21802607 File: 1.93 MB, 1709x2631, 72265716_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802574 What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:32:36 2019 No.21802615 >>21802578 I want both

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:32:42 2019 No.21802616 File: 402 KB, 1770x2300, GArtz31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802578 This scaly enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:32:44 2019 No.21802617 >>21802598 Why does she have exposed nipples on her belly? What's coming out of them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:33:10 2019 No.21802618 File: 316 KB, 948x672, come in~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802607 Your life. Next thing you know you're desperately working for some yakuza club, getting paid in room and fluffs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:34:54 2019 No.21802628 >>21802615 This. I want a bunyip snuggle pile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:35:28 2019 No.21802629 File: 1.67 MB, 2967x9500, Tbcdzfj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802617 >nipples I assumed they were some part of octopus anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:35:36 2019 No.21802631 How do you recover from mofu addiction

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:36:57 2019 No.21802641 File: 412 KB, 768x1024, dExMck9T_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802628 That sounds exceedingly dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:38:05 2019 No.21802647 File: 134 KB, 734x509, Foreverial Tiedup Husbando'd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802631 Replace it with tentacle addiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:38:49 2019 No.21802653 >>21802647 But I want no monster addictions I guess I'd need to find a mind flayer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:39:00 2019 No.21802654 >>21802647 I'd take a kraken's tentacles over mofu any day

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:40:26 2019 No.21802659 File: 77 KB, 769x1039, CgxnKkgQ_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu have sick moves?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:42:14 2019 No.21802666 >>21802659 No. She thinks dancing is humbug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:46:00 2019 No.21802676 >>21802666 why not dance with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:46:31 2019 No.21802678 >>21802676 Because I agree with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:46:36 2019 No.21802679 How often do you think it takes for a nun to lose to her lust to shotacock and become a dark priest.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:46:49 2019 No.21802683

>>21802530
You're familiar with the theory that autism is an extreme expression of a male type brain or some odd mix of typically male and female traits?
And you're aware of how much of this thread wants what amounts to a husband with a tits and a pussy?
Those two things might be related.
Also nerd girls are hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:47:26 2019 No.21802684 File: 562 KB, 3218x2901, 520740a1cfcd919fb9fd_m6QS1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802654 A wise choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:48:19 2019 No.21802685 >>21802679 How often does a dark priest use Wonderland stuff to keep her husband perma-shota?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:49:21 2019 No.21802687 >>21802555 big bunyip belly

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:49:22 2019 No.21802686 >>21802641 How? It sounds exceedingly comfy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:49:39 2019 No.21802689 >>21802679 I want to be her good alter boy and hold her hands and lower her lust

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:50:11 2019 No.21802690 File: 196 KB, 838x801, Fzrt1Hk3_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] teach jinns a lesson about occupying jars

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:50:14 2019 No.21802691 File: 630 KB, 2894x2046, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Join the Snake Cult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:50:48 2019 No.21802694 >>21802690 Don't bully a greedy pot

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:51:36 2019 No.21802695 >>21802641 >Croikey! A Human!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:52:57 2019 No.21802698 File: 622 KB, 830x1200, C6uYmaDUwAAg4kB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802689 >alter boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:53:10 2019 No.21802700 >>21802685 As often as possible. >>21802689 It might not be the best thing to do. It could very well increase her lust or even cause her to form an addiction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:54:56 2019 No.21802706 >>21802700 Does dark priests keep their pubic hair nice and bushy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:56:30 2019 No.21802709 >>21802698 fuck I meant altar >>21802700 >increase her lust But it's just some innocent hand holding while she says her prayers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:56:35 2019 No.21802710 File: 1.07 MB, 2448x2448, 47mvLgwe_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:57:06 2019 No.21802713 File: 278 KB, 1222x1147, 39B3BC9A-4AE7-4180-80FC-4D08C1D67A08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802691 Inari cults are much more fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:57:08 2019 No.21802714 >>21802710 I wanna hug her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:59:04 2019 No.21802720 File: 2.02 MB, 1480x2800, 8znb3wa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802709 >hand holding >innocent

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 01:59:51 2019 No.21802721 >>21802720 Sure it is it's pure and platonic

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:00:49 2019 No.21802723 File: 211 KB, 1043x852, 1563478558481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802713

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:02:09 2019 No.21802725 File: 676 KB, 1008x1104, 54720333_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802721 It's the lewdest thing ever!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:02:20 2019 No.21802726 >5 new H-Roz in not sad panda

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:02:56 2019 No.21802728

>>21802706
Depends on what you want.Although basic state is nice well kept bush. As the order gods demand, but of course you can change that if you want.

>>21802709
Yes, but she might become addicted. It will start out small, but eventually it will overtake her causing her to pin you down and take you. And thats not even mentioning possible withdrawl from even the slightest deviations from her daily dose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:04:14 2019 No.21802731 >>21802723 Why is "umal" the correct answer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:04:44 2019 No.21802733 File: 191 KB, 669x695, C619ab65fd84c46a15ded6a07474b5d0d1a8269051f3363997a2413c64ffed64.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802726 Where?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:04:46 2019 No.21802734 >>21802731 My a's also look like u's to people...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:05:11 2019 No.21802735 >>21802733 The normal version, not the ex one

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:05:47 2019 No.21802736 File: 674 KB, 3200x4000, 1562624025861.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope Anon is rescued by a mysterious, masked Elf Rogue!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:07:22 2019 No.21802740 >>21802728 Good! If I'm going to be made the shota sex slave of a lewd nun, I'd at least like her to satisfy my desires as well! Would she use her pussy juices as holy water to perform lewd rites?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:07:23 2019 No.21802739 >>21802731 She's helping you study for a test and the only correct answer to the question of who founded the feather guild is Umal the weightless

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:07:54 2019 No.21802743 >>21802736 Can I give her some better armor for saving me

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:12:09 2019 No.21802751 >>21802736 if I take off her mask, will she die?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:15:40 2019 No.21802759 >>21802734 oh so amal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:16:04 2019 No.21802761 >>21802751 It would be extremely embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:16:26 2019 No.21802762 >>21802761 she's a cute girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:17:28 2019 No.21802765 >>21802762 For you, Mayfly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:19:03 2019 No.21802771 I like the idea of an elf getting to know me and beating herself up for calling me a mayfly and saying she is sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:23:27 2019 No.21802779 >>21802771 Flirting with your Elf party member always starts off slow. She just doesn't know how to react initially. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZg6ZNofOg

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:25:12 2019 No.21802786 >>21802771 Aww I wouldn't want her to beat herself up

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:28:24 2019 No.21802796 >>21802786 if a haughty elf doesn't apologize she might as well put herself in the garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:29:09 2019 No.21802800 Haughty Elves are for protecting

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:31:45 2019 No.21802810 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, practice your button mashing technique you never know when it might come in handy. Like when your waifu says she can beat you in mario party

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:33:58 2019 No.21802814 File: 83 KB, 1024x553, 134863876543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802800 Show an interest in archery, that's how you get them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:48:26 2019 No.21802858 >>21802810 If I challenge a hellhound to smash am I just gonna end up under her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:52:33 2019 No.21802872 As a general rule, should you enter a monster girl’s magical realm when given the opportunity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:52:36 2019 No.21802873 >>21802858 Go up to a Hellhound and challenge her to a game of 'Smash'. See how she interprets it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:54:32 2019 No.21802882 >>21802872 Do you mean demon realm? If so if you like the mgs that live there why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 02:58:11 2019 No.21802897 >>21802872 Are you referring to the /tg/ meme? If so, then that depends on your level of openness to kinks. If you're vanilla, probably not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:01:59 2019 No.21802908 >>21802873 a-as an offer for a good time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:02:58 2019 No.21802910 >>21802882 >>21802897 Yes, I was referring to the meme. Should you immediately be open, proceed with caution, or shut her down when she starts to bring her fetishes into other things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:04:16 2019 No.21802913 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 143587453453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802908 Sure, a real good time...

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:05:41 2019 No.21802915 >>21802910 If you're not into her, shut her down. If you might be into her, proceed with caution and shut her down if it starts to spread into too many things. If you are into her, be open, indulge her magical realm, and invite her into yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:07:00 2019 No.21802918 >>21802873 I don't know what's funnier to me, a hellhound walking in with her controller to find a naked anon ready for a different kind of smashing or an anon getting his pelvis shattered for picking winning with op characters one too many times

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:09:22 2019 No.21802924 >>21802918 Truly Monsters are princeSS tier

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:12:11 2019 No.21802936 >>21802918 >or an anon getting his pelvis shattered for picking winning with op characters one too many times You know that even if you pick some OP character, she'll just kick your ass with Captain Falcon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:13:11 2019 No.21802939 >>21802910 Do I have to learn /tg/ memes now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:30:13 2019 No.21802966 File: 3.16 MB, 1749x2458, Tanuki_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to travel

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:30:26 2019 No.21802967 >>21802915 As an addendum: Magical realm behavior is standard courtship for most Wonderland dwellers. Accepting her magical realm at all is tantamount to accepting her marriage proposal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:37:12 2019 No.21802974 >>21798480 New adventures have it tough

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:38:25 2019 No.21802977 >>21802974 adventurers*

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:40:47 2019 No.21802982 >>21802966 Hes probably focused on her ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:45:08 2019 No.21802990 >>21802974 I wouldn't become an adventurer in the MGE setting unless I had an elemental covenant, a demon contract, or a living armor waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:46:25 2019 No.21802995 >>21802966 I want a perverted NEET tanuki heiress to seduce me by showing me that she's into everything I am, both in terms of hobbies and kinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:47:07 2019 No.21803001 >>21802974 >New adventures have it tough 85% of being captured and enslaved in the first week

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 03:56:34 2019 No.21803029 >>21803001 Even if they do end up become strong they will be hunted down by MGs who have hots for strong heroes like Lims or Baphos so yeah, becoming adventurer is like the surest way possible of getting yourself married to MGs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:31:41 2019 No.21803110 File: 3.37 MB, 1300x2481, bpM6JWqn_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:39:08 2019 No.21803136 File: 31 KB, 480x480, 1472012027301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21803110 I'm way too hype about the new One Piece chapter to discuss monster girls. Have a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:39:20 2019 No.21803138 File: 311 KB, 672x1200, Ren_Xiongmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:39:21 2019 No.21803139 File: 127 KB, 512x511, remove_marune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, the panda isn't sad anymore. sadpanda is back up for the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:40:10 2019 No.21803142 >>21803138 >>21803139 NANI So I downloaded all that stuff in a panic for nothing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:40:58 2019 No.21803144 File: 62 KB, 400x330, 1554948657381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21803138 Motherfucker beating me by 1 second

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:41:30 2019 No.21803149 >>21803142 Probably a good idea to have it still, I'd recommend archiving more just incase.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:43:51 2019 No.21803153 >>21803136 >One Piece that shit's dead after Ace got killed

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 04:48:29 2019 No.21803165 File: 325 KB, 936x984, Praline.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21803153 I love it more than ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 05:47:43 2019 No.21803340 >>21803165 Why are shark teeth so wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 05:48:22 2019 No.21803341 >>21803340 You like to live dangerously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:20:40 2019 No.21803440 >>21803340 Shark tooth necklace from your wife's teeth!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:40:00 2019 No.21803480 >>21803001 I wouldn't mind being one of them. Maybe get taken to the Dark Elf kingdom

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:44:52 2019 No.21803492 File: 259 KB, 850x1202, renxiongmao01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sad Panda has been revived

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:46:02 2019 No.21803496 >>21802990 Going on adventures and quests with a succ knight waifu would be pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 06:46:39 2019 No.21803498 File: 297 KB, 600x600, Slooow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21803492

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:01:53 2019 No.21803545 File: 676 KB, 1920x1335, bluezima-dong-wook-shin-crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise the angel momster for this miracle!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:04:24 2019 No.21803553 >>21803498 Not him, but I just woke up and learned about this due to his post. Today's going to be a good day. Now if I could just get a Shoggoth to deal with my persistent back pain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:07:29 2019 No.21803566 File: 1.09 MB, 1280x1455, Forces of Chaos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21803553 >Yay! I get to massage mastah!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:11:56 2019 No.21803581 >>21803545 Thank you Angel

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:12:58 2019 No.21803585 >>21803138 What happened? Why has it been brought back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:14:21 2019 No.21803588 >>21803585 Through Dick, Unity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:23:53 2019 No.21803614 >>21803588 >Demon Lord army motto

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 07:46:12 2019 No.21803687 >>21803498 I was doing night shift. I guess the owner realized losing a literal portion of the internet that can't be replicated was a big deal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:15:47 2019 No.21803786 >>21803687 To put into perspective how big sadpanda is, it's the 13th most visited porn site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:22:14 2019 No.21803808 >>21803786 That's actually kinda low than expected? All that cookie bullshittery keeps out casuals I guess

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:41:32 2019 No.21803875

>>21803808
Well it's a site mostly dedicated to what most people would consider "weird anime porn." Having it rank 13th in a list full of more mainstream shit like Pornhub is impressive, though most of the visits aren't from the west. Chinese visitors made up a massive percentage of users, and even Japan considered it their main site.
Hell, people in Taiwan set up a shrine on the street when it shut down.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:50:58 2019 No.21803902

http://imgbox.com/g/irU6M8fi6F
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 61. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/UCEZqZ15

Wiki updates:
All pages now have a link leading to the Fanart hub.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:51:19 2019 No.21803904 >>21803440 At the rate sharks renew their teeth, you need to figure out some uses for them I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 08:57:14 2019 No.21803929 >>21803904 Hey, it’s no different than using harpy feathers or dragon scales!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:00:26 2019 No.21803944 >ywn pound a banshee's soft ass while she screams quietly into a ball gag I wonder if even death could unite me with my qt undead elf waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:00:53 2019 No.21803946 >>21803902 >Cerberus as a hellhound Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:01:07 2019 No.21803947 >>21803929 >making armor out of dragon scales >in fact, SHE'S making it for you >can't let her treasure get hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:03:00 2019 No.21803954 >>21803947 >>21803929 Anon, that's just weird. It'd be like if your waifu made something out of your cut hair or nail clippings

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:04:09 2019 No.21803959 >>21803954 ...you mean yours doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:04:34 2019 No.21803963 >You will never pound a Panda hardcore and cum deep in her pussy making her fat with your semen

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:08:29 2019 No.21803981 >>21803963 That’s just the bear minimum I’d do

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:09:13 2019 No.21803984 >>21803959 Kikis are neatfreaks. Also, she is of sound mind so nope Atleast i hope so

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:29:22 2019 No.21804054 File: 11 KB, 225x225, C6BCE46D-7F9F-48E4-B085-E7E272B6DCE0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eating from the honeypot Yes! Good! Good! Download your favorites! Reread them again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:30:44 2019 No.21804062 >>21803959 What’s a non-creepy use for shed snakeskin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:32:07 2019 No.21804066 >>21804054 I would do many things to a shortstack tanuki

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:33:50 2019 No.21804070 >>21804062 Give it to spooder chick. Spooder chick reweaves it with some tempering into pantsu. Have idol Valkyrie with big hooters wear snek skin pantsu during concert. Sell used pantsu through raccoon girls. Moneies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:39:02 2019 No.21804094 >>21803902 Why do you always upload the Master1200 when scraping from Pixiv?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:41:48 2019 No.21804112 >>21803492 For realsies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:42:20 2019 No.21804116 >>21803492 I'm at work so I cant check

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:56:02 2019 No.21804182 Boobie monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 09:59:55 2019 No.21804203 Where is my eldritch abomination made out of incoherent mounds of flesh monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:02:10 2019 No.21804212 File: 1.01 MB, 450x600, 1450302258659.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804203 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:02:44 2019 No.21804214 File: 869 KB, 2000x2200, 63949805_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804203 Nope, she's mine. You can't have her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:02:58 2019 No.21804217 >>21804212 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:05:32 2019 No.21804227 >>21804182 What of them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:06:50 2019 No.21804231 >>21804214 >madoka use to be advertised as from the maker if says no uta >says no uta now advertised as from the maker of madoka

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:07:29 2019 No.21804239 File: 1.17 MB, 1000x1412, 1563747347714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804227

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:09:56 2019 No.21804257 File: 238 KB, 1500x2000, EAz1OZYWwAEEp-g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:10:16 2019 No.21804261 File: 171 KB, 500x760, e62e609196522f43cf91e2aaada634ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21802982 You would be too if she was wearing "The Sakuya."

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:11:03 2019 No.21804267 File: 1.25 MB, 1116x1173, 1420574822003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804214 Can I at least have some of that green stuff? >>21804217 Here she is in more traditional get up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:13:03 2019 No.21804277 File: 384 KB, 698x1002, 1392234643509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804212 Cutest abomination.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:13:44 2019 No.21804278 >>21804212 >>21804267 >>21804277 But who is she? Where is she from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:15:14 2019 No.21804286 >>21804231 To be fair, Saya no Uta's a hard thing to sell. Someone's more likely to read something containing violence, rape, horror and a girl with a chest a baphomet would be proud of if you tell them the madoka guy did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:16:03 2019 No.21804293 File: 124 KB, 1292x1292, F68NazUe_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804182 Booty monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:16:27 2019 No.21804295 >>21804286 Rude. Saya no uta is considered by many a classic, including most of VN writers such as Nasu Kinoko

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:18:47 2019 No.21804310 >>21804286 Isnt madoka also edgeshit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:19:20 2019 No.21804314 >>21804278 An oc nankinjouto likes to draw. I think he calls her meat jersey girl. >>21804295 Don't get me wrong it's one of my all time favorite VNs but it's a hard sell to a lot of people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:19:41 2019 No.21804318 >>21804286 >To be fair Fairness is a FAIRytale

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:22:35 2019 No.21804332 I want to give headpats to all the lonely lolis in a Sabbath!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:23:59 2019 No.21804336 >>21804332 Sabbath are for head pats and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:34:45 2019 No.21804402 >>21804336 Sabbaths are also for cuddling, and having tea parties, and meeting a friendly and supportive Familiar who seems to be made specifically for you after venting your struggles to a Baphomet!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:34:55 2019 No.21804404 dragons?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:35:36 2019 No.21804407 File: 232 KB, 320x435, Alp_crop2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804332 >I want to give head

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:35:56 2019 No.21804411 >>21804402 Also for raw dicking

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:36:13 2019 No.21804413 >>21804336 Loli monsters are for gentle cuddle fucking.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:41:20 2019 No.21804439

>>21804407
That can also refer to eating a girl out, anon. If everything looks gay to you, maybe you're the alp in the mirror.

>>21804411
>>21804413
That comes later!
Every loli in the Sabbath who wants my cock participates in a game where I get blindfolded and my cock ridden by each participating loli until I can tell them apart by the feeling of their hole of choice on my cock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:42:18 2019 No.21804443 File: 806 KB, 2000x1433, Dragonfucker located.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804404

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:44:58 2019 No.21804461 >>21804332 >I want to give head Gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:46:38 2019 No.21804474 >>21804439 Such beautiful depravity! Care to go further?

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:53:59 2019 No.21804507

>>21804474
Sometimes they'll try to mix me up, like using one hole for the first couple rounds and switching to another later. A common tactic is, to try to mess with my senses, have a different girl moan in my ear while the loli on my cock puts in a gag. The lolis who haven't had their first turn yet will sit on my face until it's guessing time, and the lolis who have my cum in them will eat each other out.
If I guess them all in the first two rounds, I win, and get to dominate them all as I please, leading to an orgy specifically catering to my fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:56:06 2019 No.21804523 >>21804439 >That comes later! I feel that teen monster girls are highly under appreciated in this thread. I want my teen hellhound damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:57:16 2019 No.21804534 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1488407046524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804413 Lolis are for gentle domming in romantic mood lighting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:57:43 2019 No.21804536 >>21804507 The dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:58:28 2019 No.21804544 >>21804439 I've never seen it used that way For women I've always heard it as going down on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:58:58 2019 No.21804547 >>21804507 What happens if you lose? Also, do you stick to just the main Sabbath species, or do you enjoy other lolis, too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 10:59:03 2019 No.21804550 >>21804523 I think a teen Sabbath that tried to appeal to ephebos would be pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:01:45 2019 No.21804574 >>21804544 This is true but don't bully the little Alp too much.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:05:31 2019 No.21804584

>>21804523
Teens are great! I want a gyuaru teen neighbor who uses my house as a hangout for her and all of her single friends! Or alternatively, getting pestered by a pack of teen mice whose breasts are beginning to bud and they are all entering their first heat would be nice too. Though honestly, any situation involving an animal mg entering their first heat always makes for fine daydream material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:09:29 2019 No.21804600 >>21804584 >Though honestly, any situation involving an animal mg entering their first heat always makes for fine daydream material. I never thought of this. That sounds absolutely amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:10:12 2019 No.21804605 File: 211 KB, 992x1403, rIUPInhC_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:15:18 2019 No.21804625 Would you go down on a mg?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:15:30 2019 No.21804628 File: 444 KB, 629x807, NgCtIN9V_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804404

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:18:50 2019 No.21804638 >>21804625 Of course. I would both eat out and 69 with my wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:19:37 2019 No.21804643 File: 218 KB, 1068x1545, YeGM2Pdm_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804625 Definitely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:20:00 2019 No.21804645 I want a legless lizard monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:28:38 2019 No.21804679 File: 1.10 MB, 919x1280, 1445120158752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804645 I want an armless monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:29:20 2019 No.21804682 >>21802740 Of course. You better get used to the taste cause you gunna be drinking it in a lot of those rituals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:29:29 2019 No.21804683 File: 887 KB, 2914x3973, mge_sea_slime_by_adelineleona_ddd3s60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:31:42 2019 No.21804689 >>21804443 Look at all the damage she is causing, dragons are dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:33:24 2019 No.21804694 >>21804625 Absolutely. It maker her feel appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:34:24 2019 No.21804696 File: 794 KB, 1600x1039, oAvRV3dD_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:35:45 2019 No.21804702

>>21804547
It's less a "lose" state, and more "the game goes on so long the lolis get tired", so I guess the "lose" would be falling asleep in a pile of lolis and sexual fluids.
And lolis of all kinds! Especially ratas and snakes!

>>21804544
I've heard "give head" as gender neutral, "go down" for women, and "suck off" for men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:36:03 2019 No.21804703 File: 103 KB, 727x638, 1528006000100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804443 >tfw your waifu will never rip a whole through dimensions and tear a portal right into your home just to bring you back with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:36:44 2019 No.21804706 >>21804694 Whst if she stinky?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:38:07 2019 No.21804711 >>21804703 I've had this feeling ever since reading the ending of Mirai Nikki. >>21804706 Monster pussy smells delicious and it's a smell you love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:40:23 2019 No.21804718 Dhampirs sure are cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:43:55 2019 No.21804733 >>21804711 >Mirai Nikki the what you got a link senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:44:04 2019 No.21804735 File: 268 KB, 720x900, dhampir_date_arrival.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804718

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:46:08 2019 No.21804738 File: 79 KB, 1280x720, Yunoface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804733 Mirai Nikki, the manga that codified yandere in popular culture? Yuno Gasai, the girl who invented Yunoface? How could you not know this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:46:57 2019 No.21804740 >>21804738 >When your non-yandere waifu gives you that look

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:47:09 2019 No.21804741 >>21804738 i dont like yandere

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:47:10 2019 No.21804742 >>21804735 Tomboys in girly dresses is my weakness. I blame Berserk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:48:13 2019 No.21804749 >>21804741 At any rate she breaks through a dimensional barrier to be with her love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:49:40 2019 No.21804755 File: 93 KB, 848x1500, 7roat8gthxd31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:50:37 2019 No.21804761 File: 120 KB, 1280x720, 22981322_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804738 Ah yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:52:04 2019 No.21804766 >>21804625 of course and i would do it everyday.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:52:20 2019 No.21804767 >>21804738 >codified yandere in popular culture? Did it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:54:11 2019 No.21804770 >>21804738 Would Yuno be a wisp or Shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:54:42 2019 No.21804776 >>21804767 Didn't it? Yunoface certainly became shorthand for the archetype as seen here for example>>21804761

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 11:56:23 2019 No.21804783 >>21804770 Forget about her, what about actual best girl Uryuu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:01:37 2019 No.21804815 >>21804740 That's scary

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:04:58 2019 No.21804832 >>21804738 Literally babbies first yandere. She's not even a good yandere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:06:40 2019 No.21804843 >>21804832 >a good yandere Like a married bachelor? A square circle?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:06:47 2019 No.21804845 >>21804738 My daughter keeps making that face at the neighbor boy should I be concerned?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:08:09 2019 No.21804851 >>21804845 Only if he starts seeing BITCHES AND WHORES around the neighborhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:08:54 2019 No.21804854 >>21804755 Asses like that make me want to play bongos with them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:09:34 2019 No.21804859 >>21804776 It's a meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:14:07 2019 No.21804875 I want to make a flesh-horror/abomination feel like the most beautiful girl in the world!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:14:26 2019 No.21804877 >>21804859 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:35:44 2019 No.21804970 File: 818 KB, 990x1400, ded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:37:22 2019 No.21804977 >>21804970 I want to wipe away her tears

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:49:32 2019 No.21805013 >>21804977 Psst, that's not tears. She's just proto-goth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:49:52 2019 No.21805014 >>21804977 I want to put her on a diet and exercise program.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:51:46 2019 No.21805021 >>21805014 I want her to bully me with her thighs

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:51:57 2019 No.21805024 >>21805014 Why though? She already looks healthy and fertile.

Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:52:17 2019 No.21805025

>>21805013
What?
>Furthermore, they are extremely easily moved to tears. Besides the death of a human, they also weep over little things and all those tears arouse carnal desire in their husband, making him lust after them.
The breed is based around constantly crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:53:17 2019 No.21805031 >>21805024 Look at all those useless fat sitting around her torso. She needs to burn those away

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:57:28 2019 No.21805046 >>21804977 With your hands or...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:59:48 2019 No.21805055 >>21804977 I want her to wipe my dick with her pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 12:59:49 2019 No.21805054 File: 558 KB, 1014x1200, 1532080621361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hol up a second Why aren't there any pics of men hitting on monstergirls instead? I want to fluster a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:01:54 2019 No.21805061 File: 640 KB, 942x1377, 1397110694208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805054

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:05:04 2019 No.21805070 >>21804845 >When your waifu raised her daughteru into also being yan as way of getting a boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:07:03 2019 No.21805077 File: 435 KB, 1368x1843, 1528093000550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805054 >>21805061 >tfw no qt monstergrill to dote on and make blush

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:10:39 2019 No.21805093 File: 540 KB, 1162x1600, 1564755658004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805054

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:15:53 2019 No.21805113 File: 165 KB, 768x768, 1517780479820.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805093 If you took a dragon by surprise like that, would she panic and not know what to do, or would she get angry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:18:58 2019 No.21805128 >>21805113 >Amour? I'll show you amour! My hands will hold yours, my wings will block out the gaze of others! My kisses are fire, my heart is yours! Dragons are dorks, don't let them talk just kiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:24:49 2019 No.21805147 File: 831 KB, 758x1098, JX7SGfR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:26:00 2019 No.21805155 File: 208 KB, 952x589, 1473218998841.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bill Sienkiewicz has a youtube channel anon-kun... let's learn to paint like him next! I know you can do it... Even if you don't believe in yourself, Art Fairy does.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:26:06 2019 No.21805156 >>21805147 THICK cows are best

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:36:25 2019 No.21805191 >>21805061 That's not an elf, that's a gun-tan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:37:45 2019 No.21805199 File: 622 KB, 618x1280, CheshireCatSmile37-553339-COM_Kneel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:38:04 2019 No.21805202 >>21805147 Cute tsun-cow

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:39:20 2019 No.21805209 File: 1010 KB, 2350x3333, 0c6eebec891905010936fc5a15fdecb5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805156 Aren't all cows supposed to be thick

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:43:56 2019 No.21805231 >>21805199 Short snake, can she even coil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:50:05 2019 No.21805242 >>21805209 Yes. Those who believe otherwise are wrong

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:51:55 2019 No.21805247 File: 496 KB, 819x1200, niSNlbhw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21804257 I love demons so much!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 13:52:17 2019 No.21805249 >>21804550 Same here, and there's also the charm of a lovely tween Lamia or Witch trying to balance their studies with sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:02:59 2019 No.21805288 >>21805209 not all of them are sometimes a random mutation happens and you get sticcs poor girls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:05:19 2019 No.21805297 File: 112 KB, 1211x1392, EA-5WqNW4AEipvk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:05:26 2019 No.21805299 >>21805147 Are you man enough to breed a shortcow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:08:47 2019 No.21805312 File: 119 KB, 1040x1300, 1556539090450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805054 Is there any art of some Anon falling for a Shirohebi willingly? They're the kind that doesn't make the first move.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:11:56 2019 No.21805322 >>21803902 those ocelomeh breasts are pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:14:27 2019 No.21805335 >>21804625 i'm gonna eat her from behind so my vision is enveloped by her ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:16:42 2019 No.21805347 File: 986 KB, 1194x968, 7th-Heaven-446467-Commi_-_Akasha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:21:03 2019 No.21805368 >>21805347 where's the rest of her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:26:23 2019 No.21805387 >>21805199 >>21805231 There should be a MG version of Q-bert where sneks chase you as you're trying to paint a floor or something and drag you off for fun times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:39:36 2019 No.21805444 Now to think about it it lims are dumbos, is that hereditary? I mean your offspring can be a dumbass too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:41:57 2019 No.21805457 >>21805444 Druella's fine though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:41:57 2019 No.21805458 >>21805444 You might be the real dumbass, your post is absolutely incomprehensible

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:43:12 2019 No.21805467 >>21805458 because I'm tired, so I have an excuse

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 14:44:52 2019 No.21805473 >>21805249 And asking you for help with both, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:06:33 2019 No.21805562 >>21805231 You just have to believe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:08:47 2019 No.21805571 >>21805457 Canon Druella, or /mgt/ Druella?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:09:41 2019 No.21805576 I find all monsters cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:11:14 2019 No.21805580 >>21805571 Canon. KC's lilims are the only lilims worth paying attention to anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:15:29 2019 No.21805600 File: 232 KB, 2048x1683, EAYTVD8WkAAqgrO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805580 Rude

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:15:33 2019 No.21805601 >>21805580 True.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:16:15 2019 No.21805603 File: 358 KB, 1239x1391, AmNTQZpJ_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Comfy centipede.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:17:09 2019 No.21805608 >>21805603 I'd love to get a full body hug from her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:37:02 2019 No.21805784 >>21805576 Even alps? Even siths?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:38:11 2019 No.21805790 >>21805603 I want to feed her food that I've licked!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:38:22 2019 No.21805792 >>21805784 Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:42:41 2019 No.21805807 >>21805312 Would a shiro be more like Anna Nishikinomiya than Yuno? Anna-style yanderes (not sure if there's a distinct term for them) are my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:43:43 2019 No.21805811 >>21805792 What do you find cute about them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:46:15 2019 No.21805821 >>21805811 Alps have a cute inexperience to them and siths have a fluff to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:47:47 2019 No.21805829 >>21805821 What about Girtablilu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:50:38 2019 No.21805835 >>21805829 A nice thick stinger looks very cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:57:37 2019 No.21805867 >>21805835 How?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 15:59:00 2019 No.21805874 >>21805867 >Girtablilu It has nice curves

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:10:04 2019 No.21805926 File: 221 KB, 800x1200, bO3oN2yD_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:12:56 2019 No.21805940 >>21805784 I find Siths sorta cute in a "would pet" way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:20:09 2019 No.21805979 File: 560 KB, 2689x3280, Webp.net-compress-image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805829 What about them? They're not so much taboo as simply forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:21:20 2019 No.21805990 >>21805821 Yikes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:23:02 2019 No.21806003 >>21805821 I prefer it if they still havnt accepted what happen to them and act like doing stuff with them is Gay with a bit of resistance

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:27:12 2019 No.21806033 >>21806003 Would that make the alp like it more or less up the ass? Also, buy an alp a double-ended dildo so she can feel like she's stroking her old cock when she masturbates.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:27:21 2019 No.21806034 File: 196 KB, 2400x1800, Shortstack alp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805990

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:30:36 2019 No.21806055 File: 30 KB, 530x436, 1557018502415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21805600

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:39:04 2019 No.21806091 >>21805807 More like Yoshimi Satou than either of them. Yoppi is perhaps the closest thing that a Shirohebi could be

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:40:11 2019 No.21806095 File: 1.34 MB, 1000x1500, 74950736_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:44:28 2019 No.21806119 >>21806095 What a nice looking spider

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:48:06 2019 No.21806139 File: 155 KB, 1200x1125, Alp21a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21806033 They already have tails for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:48:41 2019 No.21806144 >>21806055 >Hey you missed pal

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 16:59:44 2019 No.21806208 >>21806139 So she can get the visual too, until she gets a male friend who lets her straddle his cock and stroke it while pretending it's hers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 2 17:00:17 2019 No.21806209 File: 1.53 MB, 3264x2448, JJcEoTpw_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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