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21784529 No.21784529 [Reply] [Original]

Sanae has an important announcement to make.

>> No.21784554

FUCK BYAKUREN
AND FUCK YOUKAI RIGHTS

>> No.21784565

>>21784529
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

>> No.21784603

>>21784529
"I'm a fat slut who loves CAAAAAAAWWWKKKS"
- Sanae Kochiya (on a megaphone), 2019

>> No.21784616

>>21784529
IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. HAKUREI REIMUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA. SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING SHRINE. THATS RIGHT SHE PULLED HER FUTA COCK AND SHE SAID IT WAS “T H I S B I G” AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING

>> No.21784649

>moriya shrine maiden brothel is now open
>a hand job is 50 yen
>paizuri is 75
>blow job is 100
>lotion play is 250
>penetrative sex is 500
>if you cum inside it's 1000

>> No.21784651

With sadpanda going away, how will Sanae make money?

>> No.21784673
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>> No.21784695

>>21784651
She’ll make her own site, with blackjack and hookers

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>>21784649
How much for two nakadashis in mama Kanako's cleavage?

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>>21784673
What about this?

>> No.21786715
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The fact that so many books still name Reimu as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" shrine maiden ever only tells you how far Touhou still is from becoming a serious art. Anime critics have long recognized that the greatest anime girls of all times are Kagura (Azumanga Daioh [1999]) and Tsuruya (Nyoro-n Churuya-san [2009]), who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Touhou critics are still blinded by commercial success; Reimu is more popular than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore she must be the greatest.

>> No.21786727

>>21784649
tg;dr

>> No.21786740 [DELETED] 

Sanae says: trans rights!

>> No.21791462

>>21784529
what is it?

>> No.21792931

>>21784673
Thank you.

>> No.21796018
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>>21784529
September 9, 2001. Gary and I were skating at a hospital on top of a huge hill overlooking a valley.


An ambulance came and took out a dead woman. Gary asked me why she wasn't moving or blinking. They hadn't closed her eyes yet. She must have died on the way. A car full of family and friends came in with the ambulance.


They were all crying and hugging each other. One woman screamed hysterically and grabbed at the woman's body asking her to wake up. I had to tell Gary that her soul went to Heaven.


I didn't believe a word of it, but I knew it'd be easier for him to understand.
Two days from now, at 9 AM, the planes will hit the World Trade Center killing over 3,000 people.


I will tell Gary that there is no God, and all of this is meaningless. But today, there is a God. And he has a plan for him.


He doesn't know it, but a year from now, our family will be torn apart and I will move far away and won't see or talk to him for five years.


And as we sit on the hood of our car, the sun goes down and he asks me what I want out of my life. I tell him I don't know.


On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.
On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.
On and on we run away from the things we are afraid.


I don't tell him about the dream I had the night before where I'm riding in a car full of strangers and singing to some song I've never heard and smoking a cigarette and we swerve off the road and hit a tree.


I go through the windshield and hit the edge of a fence, dislocating my jaw and flipping me into a wall where my neck is broken, and my skull is fractured.


I bleed to death in excruciating pain.


I will have this dream periodically until I meet all of the strangers, one by one introducing them all to one another until we are a close group of friends. I will set these events in motion, and I will die.


But today in the warm light of the sunset, I don't see it. I just see the sunset. I smile back and shake my head. I have absolutely no idea. I am afraid.

>> No.21798764

Reminder that Sanaeslut posters are all secondaries and have never beaten a Touhou game in their life.

>> No.21798886

>>21798764
Cleared every game on Hard at least once, doesn't prevent me from posting that she got fucked by all girls in Gensokyo at least once, stay mad lmao

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>> No.21806170

>>21784529
which one?

>> No.21810855

>>21784529
hurry it up then

>> No.21814890

>>21784649
I don’t know what the fuck you said but I know for a fact that Sanny rails people for free.
You damn third party scam artist

>> No.21820626

>>21784529
The address for her next gangbang?

>> No.21824646

>>21820626
The shrine as usual.
That harlot doesn’t have any morals does she. Then again, that’s a redundant question.

>> No.21826793

>>21784529
She is finally announcing her marriage to me!

>> No.21826815

>>21826793
And me!

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This sure is Important!

>> No.21829775

>>21798764
Anons mad!

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