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>> No.21783455

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21783456
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Big yetis for you

>> No.21783457
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>>21783453
Antagonize the manlets!

>> No.21783458
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>> No.21783462

>>21783456
BIG
MEATY
HUGS

>> No.21783474 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21783478

>>21783458
Do Unicorns wear things besides nurse outfits and wedding dresses?

>> No.21783479
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>>21783462
Big meaty jugs!

>> No.21783485
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https://twitter.com/mikanbako365/status/1155286237105627136

Looks like we are getting some top-tier Kiki smut

>> No.21783487

>>21783405
I could see that, beyond just the tea.
Would a Hatter be able to understand zeuhl conlangs with her maddened-clarity, or would it all turn into innuendos for everyone involved?

>> No.21783500

>>21783487
>Hatter calls the show boring because it’s entirely too predictable

>> No.21783503

Why does she have a gun that doesnt seem like standard maid kit

>> No.21783505
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Pick your poison.

>> No.21783506

>>21783485
Goat and kiki related leglock really get me fired up

>> No.21783515

>>21783503
She's American

>> No.21783516 [SPOILER] 
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Potato.

>> No.21783522
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I want to molest a gremlin's ears until she ahegaos from the teasing!

>> No.21783525

>>21783503
Maid college trains standard firearm handling. In case they need it.

>> No.21783532
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>>21783516
Potato?

>> No.21783535
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I'll take 1 Rata and 1 Bapho just like this please

>> No.21783536
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What's a good way to lure a snek into raping you?

>> No.21783537

>>21783532
Yes, as fascinating as the last 3 times that you posted it, do you have to do that every time that someone mentions "potato"?

>> No.21783539

>>21783516
Gross

>> No.21783540
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>>21783532
Can you go away, they aren't the same in any shape or form.

>> No.21783546

>>21783536
Say you're single and a virgin?

>> No.21783547

>>21783536
Talk about how much you love deep, tight hugs.

>> No.21783552

>>21783536
Ask to touch her scales and say they feel nice

>> No.21783555

>>21783500
Seems more like it follows March Hare logic than Hatter logic.

>> No.21783558

>>21783536
Molest her.

>> No.21783559
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Worship the demon!

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>>21783536
God fuck I know its borderline normie shit but I WANT TO BE CHOKED OUT BY A SNAKE GF fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.21783567

>>21783559
I'm going to need a better argument than that. What's so great about demons anyways?

>> No.21783574

>>21783561
Same. Along with some other more extreme fetish things that lamias sometimes get stereotyped with. But we won't talk about that here.

>> No.21783590

>>21783574
Great. We don’t want to hear it.

>> No.21783600

>>21783535
Such meaty thighs for such a smol Rata

>> No.21783603

>>21783561
>love snekgirls
>love lamias, basilisks, shirohebi, apophises, bunyips, echidnas
>love the idea of cuddling her, of gentle tail coiling during sex, of lewd venom, of forked tongue licking
>can't stand the idea of being choked

>> No.21783607

>>21783603
Same here my naga.

>> No.21783650

>>21783603
>love snekgirls
>love lamias, basilisks, shirohebi, apophises, bunyips, echidnas
Snake pit?

>> No.21783655

>>21783650
Sneks. Why'd it have to be sneks?

>> No.21783659
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Remember, your maids will be glad to help you kys.

>> No.21783666

>>21783659
Please, I'm just going to impregnate her.

>> No.21783672
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>>21783603
I've unfortunately fallen into a pit of degeneracy where I want the female in complete control. I prefer gentle femdom but fuck, some of the harder stuff, especially when used in a teasing way is appealing.

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>> No.21783750

>>21783458
>Up dawg, I herd u liek Unicorn...

>>21783478
Is there any clothing more pure than a nure uniform or wedding dress? No? Then no.

>>21783559
Sorry, I never do anything I'm not contractually or biologically obligated to do.

>> No.21783762

>>21783659
She'd give me instructions on how to kiss her?

>> No.21783763

>>21783600
One has to allocate their stat points somewhere

>> No.21783778
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>>21783666
Satan confirmed for father of loli maids.

>>21783762
She'd give you a hands-on practical.

>> No.21783788
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>>21783672
Why are Basilisks so good?

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>>21783750
>nure uniform
Read that as "nun uniforn" for a second.

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Tell me anon, what is the best way to make a Jinko angry?

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>> No.21783836

>>21783788
A stare off with a basilisk is a good past time.

>> No.21783841
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I wish hatterfag was here posting lewds of his waifu

>> No.21783877
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>>21783453
I want my head to be squeezed by Granberia's thighs!

>> No.21783886
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Feel the eel.

>> No.21783894 [DELETED] 

>Hero goes on a long and ardueios quest to defeat demon
>She watches him as he trains
>Sends him challenging, but not impossible threats
>Falls more in love with him each day she as she scrys
>After months of battles and adventures, he finally arrives in her throne room
>They begin their hero/villain discourse
>Demon already dripping in anticipation of the battle/sex that will come
>Some literally who succubus who can't read the mood ko's him from behind mid monologue
How much trouble would she be in?

>> No.21783903

>Hero goes on a long and arduous quest to defeat demon
>She watches him as he trains
>Sends him challenging, but not impossible threats
>Falls more in love with him each day she as she scrys
>After months of battles and adventures, he finally arrives in her throne room
>They begin their hero/villain discourse
>Demon already dripping in anticipation of the battle/sex that will come
>Some literally who succubus who can't read the mood ko's him from behind mid monologue
How much trouble would she be in?

>> No.21783908

>>21783886
I really like the personality the eel has in these pics. Comes across as lethargic, yet doting.

>> No.21783920

>>21783903
>the demon saw the hero spending days practicing a fake-KO technique and sent the succ in to give him a chance to use

>> No.21783925

Demons are for intense, hardcore mating press.

>> No.21783927

>>21783841
Mad Hatters are hot.

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>>21783894
>>21783903

>> No.21783937

Demons are for being your cute childhood friend

>> No.21783942

>>21783927
Very popular on KC's site fanfic section too.

>> No.21783943

>>21783672
I like a switch dynamic.

>> No.21783944

>>21783559
How do you worship your demon?

>> No.21783948

>>21783937
>Your demon childhood friend turns on your computer and decides to find out what this DOOM game is all about.

>> No.21783951

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75815301
Not sure if any of the koikatsu players here noticed but a guy released his Baphomet card a few days ago. Went under my radar thinking it was going to be another screenshot gallery with no card.

>> No.21783957

>>21783559
Such disgusting heresy

>> No.21783958

>>21783948
I sure hope she didn't launch the HDoom version

>> No.21783962
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>tfw you start to type the Sadpanda address and remember it's gone

>> No.21783967

>>21783937
I wonder what it would be like eating dinner at her house during your sleepover with her. I bet they eat strange demon foods

>> No.21783970

>>21783962
It fucking hurts

>> No.21783971

>>21783957
Join the Demon Cult. You get free food and drinks

>> No.21783981

I wish I could get groped

>> No.21783984

>>21783951
Nice.
That second screenshot though.

>> No.21783994

>>21783958
What happens if she did launch HDoom? Get furious? Masturbate? Furiously masturbate?

>> No.21784002

>>21783994
He is going to make a version where you play as a demon going around shooting corruption into order paladins

>> No.21784005

>>21784002
>he
Meant she of course

>> No.21784011

What would undead monsters think about zombie video games, like would a zombie girl start wearing more hoodies and try to learn parkour or would a banshee take to growing out her nails?

>> No.21784012

>>21783971
Ah yes, the old fashioned Super Fiery Magma Flavoured Corn Chips and Inferno Spice Root Beer trick. I ain't falling for that again.

>> No.21784025

>>21783994
Well, she'd take the (perceived) hint and you'd be married within the hour.

>> No.21784028

>>21784005
Or the boy could be trying to make a game for his gf

>> No.21784030

>>21783937
What is having a childhood friend like?

>>21783971
That's not a very convincing argument.

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>> No.21784042

>>21783516
Ah yes, this doujin. It filled me with a great, raging wont.

>> No.21784048

>>21784012
That's just something the lower cult members do as wacky challenges or punishments. Demons and devils do make some amazing food. Your local demon cult might not have gotten their first demon/devil yet which may or may not mean you would have to order fast food with your fellow cult members

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>>21784040
It'd probably be a pretty lovely bonding experience to ride a centaur woman.

>> No.21784072

I apologize for my outburst

>> No.21784074

>>21784011
>Parkour zombie
>Jumping roof to roof
>Letting out a groan
>Falls down alleyway as angry lich bolts her bones back together
>Parkour ghoul
>Jumping roof to roof
>Letting out ear piecing shrieks and laughter as she spots her prey aka you
>Finally jumps onto you pinning you to the ground as she tears your pants off
>Get the scariest/best blowjob of your life
>After you're finished cumming she doesn't stick around for cuddling afterwards and runs away
>Later that night you begin to hear laughter again

>> No.21784077

>>21784066
I'M GONNA RIIIIIIDE TILL I CAN'T NO MORE

>> No.21784087

>>21783962
IRC wasnt it originally started in the first place because some other hentai site got shut down ten years ago?

>> No.21784125

>meet doppelganger
>she can't disguise around me
>she's terrified, confused, and excited
>give her a tiny kiss on the cheek and some headpats
>find her waiting for me at home

>> No.21784128

>>21783841
That’s a big hatter

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>>21784128

>> No.21784139

>>21784125
>Meet doppelganger
>she turns into me
>my own clone
>now neither of us will be virgins

>> No.21784147

>>21784139
>"Go Fuck Yourself" has never been so literal until now

>> No.21784150

>>21784011
You just got done playing l4d2 now didn't you

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>>21784139
>FtM

>> No.21784171

>>21784139
By clone do you mean a genderbent version of yourself?

>> No.21784172

>>21783453
God I want to milk her so bad. And pump her womb full of "milk"

>> No.21784179

I want a little Familiar to get me off with her soft fluffy feets

>> No.21784183

>>21783485
>Kiki doujin
Oh fuck, this has been a long time coming
AND ITS FUCKING GLORIOUS

>> No.21784205

>>21783948
>>21783958
HDoom 2016

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>> No.21784226

>>21784206
leave.

>> No.21784229

>>21784206
If nothing else, at least it’s the fixed version.

>> No.21784230

>>21784206
I want to build Legos with Anubis-chan!
We could participate in NoVVember together!

>> No.21784237

>>21783485
Might be time to fire up the ol' Tenso account.

>> No.21784238

Do monsters have good taste in fashion?

>> No.21784241
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>>21784238
Varies heavily.

>> No.21784246

I'm going to rub a hellhound's paws so much she straight up ahegaos from the intensity!

>> No.21784252

>>21784241
Sexy gremlin.

>> No.21784253

>>21784206
I stopped reading at male harem

>> No.21784289

>>21784238
Kikis and Shogs look very fashionable in their uniforms, but their clothing choices on their days off are something else entirely.

>> No.21784296

>tfw no Dryad waifu to enable a reclusive lifestyle while still providing me with a social life
Would a kiki or an automaton be a better maid for a dryad tree?

>> No.21784299

>>21783516
flat shorties are great

>> No.21784331

>>21784253
same

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>>21784238
Some monsters have terrible taste in fashion, so you have to help them pick out proper clothes.

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>>21784296

>> No.21784342

human boys are all sluts.

>> No.21784351

>>21784340
Monster girls buying clothes with languages that they don't know how to speak.

>> No.21784357

>>21784342
Hey screw you buddy, I'm saving myself for my monster wife

>> No.21784360

>>21784340
But what does it says

>> No.21784367

>>21784342
>Don't talk shit about my husbando

>> No.21784369

>>21784351
>shy anxious kunoichi wearing a t-shirt that says "SEX MACHINE CUM TWODAY" in big english letters she absolutely cannot read
>wifeslime who similarly can't read english likes the design and emulates it
Why are all the tourists avoiding them? Poor girls.

>> No.21784370

>>21784360
"I'm a shotacon." It was given to her, and she doesn't understand what it says either.

>> No.21784380

>>21784369
Cute!
Its probably cause folks think they're taken.
Although the idea of a Kunoichi saying 'No Ringu!" Over and over while looking at my hands and showing hers would be nice.

>> No.21784397

>>21784369
>shy anxious kunoichi with a bombshell body reads that human boys like the gyaru look
>all dressed up, she could give any man a raging boner without saying a word
>however, every time she tries to get anon's attention, she instinctively hides herself out of embarrassment just before he sees her

>> No.21784400

>>21784341
A fine argument.
How comfy can an automaton be?

>> No.21784419

>>21784342
That's why you don't get a chad husbando. Otakus are the best HBs.

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Praise the Lord!

>> No.21784445

>>21784424
Is she gonna smash my pelvis if I don't?

>> No.21784450

>>21784342
Maybe if you mamono weren't all so sexy, I wouldn't want to be a haremfag!

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>> No.21784511
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>>21784342
Plz do not victim-shame.
"Just look at what he was wearing, he's a slut who was asking to be raped!" is very problematic thinking.

>> No.21784514

>>21784511
Lizardman-chan is such a friend to mankind!

>> No.21784515

ded

>> No.21784517

>>21784495
Desert jewel Jinko

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>>21784511
Oh fuck off, if I want to go in an alley and trigger a bunch of rats into "raping" me and get Snu Snu by each one of them I will fucking do it because I’m goddamn free

>> No.21784528

>>21784511
I'm imagining a Cheshire tricking that lizard into raping her crush and then after the rape is over the lizard uses the same excuses to say what she did wasnt rape

>> No.21784539

What would your waifu do if she didn't approve of your daughter's boyfriend?

>> No.21784541

>>21784522
Godspeed, rat-slut

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>>21784520
Gyaru makes any monster girl better. Just like shark teeth does.

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>>21784342
>tfw you just want kids
>except all the monsters want kids too so not really special

Damn it.

>> No.21784548

>>21784522
This but with elves or foxes.

>> No.21784553

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shrinking spells on monster girls have this odd effect.
The smaller the girl gets, the more stacked she ends up.

Must have something to do with conservation of mass or some such hooey

>> No.21784558

>>21784545
She has smudges on her tits she should really clean up

>> No.21784559

>>21784522
I-if you like that then I defend your right as a male to choose. Too many monsters take advantage of boys and force them to do things they don't want to, like f-forcing them to d-dump their thick, smelly, musky loads into throbbing reptile wombs and become fathers to a clutch of cute daughters so they have to s-stay forever and have loving, babymaking sex e-every day...!
What fiends would fantasize about planning to ambush humanboys like t-that?! Only horrible, deviant, nasty girls who deserve to be punished, that's w-who!

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>>21784548
Did someone say "Elves with collars?"

>> No.21784562

>>21784539
Tease the daughteru about it

>> No.21784564

>>21784545
I fucking love paizuri invitation

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>> No.21784573

>>21784561
Elves are a proud noble race not one to be leashed like beast. Truly elves are the best creatures and I would love to be part of an Elven party as their token human

>> No.21784581

>>21784569
>>21783962
Fucking faggots I’m glad your shithole is dead.

>> No.21784582

>>21784561
Works for me.

>> No.21784583

>>21784573
They are high and mighty sluts who need to be humbled by thick human boy dick.

>> No.21784585

>>21784583
No way there is no humbling of a group so pure and advanced

>> No.21784594

I feel bad for monsters that have inhuman hands because they wouldn't have video games

>> No.21784598
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i wanna kiss this bug's belly

>> No.21784600
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>>21784585
Not even with spankings?

>> No.21784601
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>>21784581
It's a disaster for loli lovers everywhere!

>> No.21784604
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I need this rare Black Jaguar Ocelomeh!

>> No.21784605

>>21784598
cute legs

>> No.21784607
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>>21784600
That's pretty hot.

>> No.21784608

>>21784600
Why spank an elf when you can watch her practice magic well beyond what any human can do?

>> No.21784612

>>21784594
I feel good for monsters with inhuman hands because they can have cute co-dependencies on their husbands for help opening jars

>> No.21784614

>>21784594
Sometimes I wonder if monsters with paws ever feel weird when they change to human hands because their husband doesn't like paws.

>> No.21784618

>>21784607
What is a servant doing in her Master's bed? Is she looking to get punished?

>> No.21784621

>>21784594
>Yeti can only play original Xbox games because her paws are the perfect size for the Duke
>Whenever Yuki wants to recommend a new game she has to stop herself because Zipangu games are never ported to the Xbox

>> No.21784623

>>21784618
Clearly she is cleaning it with her body

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>>21784604

>> No.21784627

>>21784608
No matter how potent their magic is, it can't stop strong human boy seed from impregnating them.

>> No.21784628

>>21784618
Where else should a luxuriously soft pillow be but on its owner's bed?

>> No.21784629
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>>21784528
>a Cheshire tricking [any not-rape-train species really] into raping her crush
I want to see this.

>> No.21784630

>>21784621
That's why an angry werecat sells controllers for monsters

>> No.21784632

>>21784545
What about if she’s a gyaru with shark teeth?

>> No.21784639

>>21784621
>nerdy kitsune has an entire shelf of dating sim games
>you notice that many of the guys she went after bear an uncanny resemblance to you, especially in the games that let you design cg characters

>> No.21784640

>>21784528
Would she even react if you pointed out the hypocrisy

>> No.21784641
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>>21784618
She's a bedservant.

>> No.21784643

>>21784342
Damn right I’m a slut. I love cuddling CC monstergirls for money! It’s so easy when you can make over three grand a week because of thirsty office ladies who’ve never even talked to a single man.

>> No.21784644

>>21784632
I don't think my dick would be able to handle that. I'd probably pop a boner just from her smiling at me.

>> No.21784650

>>21784342
Am I still a slut if I'm a virgin who's never been in a relationship?

>> No.21784657

>>21784650
I'm a slut for mofu, but I've never touched a fox tail before, so I'd say yes.

>> No.21784662

>>21784641
How does she serve my bed? Beds don't need servants because they cant talk

>> No.21784666

>>21784601
Pedophiles eternally BTFO

>> No.21784668
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>>21784666
Based normie.

>> No.21784670
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>>21784573
>elves are a proud noble race
Elves are whores!

>> No.21784676

>>21784670
Nope elves are awesome and the most wonderful

>> No.21784683

>>21784644
Who is she anon? And does she have sisters who want to tease kouhai-Anon all day?

>> No.21784684

>>21784670
Only the first one lets you avoid getting shit on your dick? Damn

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>>21784676
>elves are awesome
Elves are literal whores.

>> No.21784689

>>21784685
Why would you bully an innocent race

>> No.21784691

>>21784561
Slut

>> No.21784692

>>21784684
Would wet and runny shit act as a natural lubricant for anal sex?

>> No.21784694
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>>21784342
>>21784643
The amount of shitposting from rapist MGs towards non-rapist MGs online would be insane.

>My name is Sarah, and I hate every single one of you.

>> No.21784701

>>21784694
>The amount of shitposting from rapist MGs towards non-rapist MGs online would be insane.
Or the other way around bullying the rapist and saying no men would want her so she had to force herself on one

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>>21784689
Because they're made for it.

>> No.21784710

>>21784684
Elves are weird, anon.

>> No.21784711

>>21784694
>This is my Anon, there are many like him, but this one is mine.

>> No.21784712
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>>21784683
Vamp sempai and her undead sisters who call Anon their bloodbag and always threaten to suck out every last drop of his blood, but have never sucked him because teasing him is too much fun.

>> No.21784713
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>> No.21784714

>>21784701
>I think he disagrees ;)
Followed shortly by promotions.

>> No.21784715

>>21784712
I need my rare AB- blood those vampires are scary

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>>21784703

>> No.21784723

>>21784713
Is she about to whoop some ass with her train like a fuckin nunchuck

>> No.21784725

>>21784703
No elves are the magic role because they are better than any human

>> No.21784726

>>21784712
That’s good. Who’s her rival who gets on her nerves whenever she talks to anon?

>> No.21784727

>>21784559
Sorry, Lizard-chan!
I'm into lolis.

>> No.21784728

>>21784715
>tfw no gyaru vamps to make you eat sardines every day for the omega 3 fatty acids

>> No.21784730

>>21784713
Oh no she got into my Kung-Fu movie collection!

>> No.21784734
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>>21784716

>> No.21784735

>>21784726
The student council president valkyrie who secretly wonders if she can get anon's attention if she were to start dressing like a gyaru.

>> No.21784738

>>21784712
> Senpai who doesn't succ your dick
WTF I thought I was at Monster High

>> No.21784739

>>21784728
I've got a mild condition that means I have more iron in my blood than normal sometimes. Will that make my blood taste better? Worse? Maybe an acquired taste?

>> No.21784741

If a slime and a kiki teamed up could they beat a shog at her own game?

>> No.21784742

>>21784738
New laws mean no lewdity is allowed

>> No.21784747

Are there any monsters that look better as sticcs instead of as thicc

>> No.21784749

>>21784716
>"Like as an archer or mage!"
>She just pouts at you in response.

>> No.21784751

>>21784747
Stickbug girl?

>> No.21784753

>>21784716
I'd let her join my party.

>> No.21784754

>>21784735
>gyaru Valkyrie school president vs gyaru vampire delinquent
Anon are you me? Because I love this idea.

>> No.21784758

>>21784747
Varies my taste I guess.
But I like oppai too much, Anon, so for me, it's no.

>> No.21784760

>>21784749
Ruining lewd jokes sounds fun because of how annoyed the monsters get

>> No.21784761
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>>21784747
Sticc is generally best kept to lolis.

>> No.21784763

>>21784741
>Kiki and Wifeslime teaming up to bully a poor Shog
That's cruel, anon. A mere maid can't stand up to the combined skill of a maid and a housewife.

>> No.21784765

Hugs not drugs means tail not jail

>> No.21784767

All this talk of elves makes me want to see dense paladin anon and his party of walking breeding machine elves who are thirsty for his holy lance.

>> No.21784768

>>21784763
They could all 3 team up

>> No.21784770

>>21784767
Being the only male in an all elven party is fun because you get to call them lobsters whenever they call you mayfly

>> No.21784771

>>21784715
>>21784712
At least I'll be safe from them with my O- blood.

>> No.21784772
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Do any Anons have an imagined party composition for monstergirl-world adventuring?

>> No.21784773

>>21784725
>better than any human
At being cock sleeves.

>> No.21784774

>>21784765
>This message was brought to you by the MGC Police Force

>> No.21784775

>>21784767
This but with me as the Paladin and no party.

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>>21784712
I've got a date with her cousin!

>> No.21784777

>>21784747
I generally prefer sticc.

>> No.21784778

>>21784771
Most common means it would be guaranteed to be edible

>> No.21784780

>>21784761
good goat

>> No.21784781

>>21784774
Somebody's gotta do something about those headpat dealers.

>> No.21784782

Monstergirls need more hugs

>> No.21784786

>>21784772
A holst for tank, an angry holst who's helmet is painted red for dps, a holst for range with a higher poundage bow than humans can draw, and 2 happy holsts for cleric and mage duty.

>> No.21784790

>>21784782

They have to hurry and become real first.

>> No.21784791

>>21784765
How would DARE programs work in MGE world?
>Warnings about recreational Keseran dust use
>"Scared straight" manticore venom survivors
>Visits from MGE Penitentiary inmmates talking about their drug use and hitting on the students
>Officers are mostly over eager titanias, stuck up anubi, and some rowdier former-gang members, like manticores and hellhounds who also hit on the students

>> No.21784793

>>21784791
>over eager titanias,
Those sounds like real cuties

>> No.21784795

>>21784754
>both of them are bringing their gyaru A-game
>gaudy jewelery, lewd clothing, the whole shebang
>they are both staring each other down, their huge tits mashed together, with anon standing a couple of feet away
>valk accuses vamp of only wanting anon for his blood while she loves him for who he is
>this forces vamp to drop her usual teasing facade and confess her feelings for him
>neither is willing to back down and continue to compete on a daily basis
Dear Demon Lord, what I wouldn't do to be in the middle of that.

>> No.21784799

How hard would it be for a cheshire to try and make herself look like a regular werecat?

>> No.21784800

>>21784793
>Instructor titania brings some videos to watch
>Ends up covering her eyes for half the videos while clutching to your arm and asking if they are still showing the scary women

>> No.21784805

>>21784772
No, just myself through the world.

>> No.21784806

>>21784791
I dunno man but if my schools scared straight programs were any indicator I'd say poorly as it just leads to 1 convict versus 8 teens in a brawl and then the "former" gang members they bring in teach the delinquents how to wheel and deal and play dice.
This was an upper middle class highschool.

>> No.21784807

>>21784772
Brash, over-confident Sally Warrior.
Kakuen Monk mischievous but good with a staff.
Kuupid Healer who restores health and removes debuffs with her arrows.
Small, but stacked Mouse Thief and Rataoskr Scout who are best friends and work as a pair.
Ara ara Kitsune Fire Mage who wears a very revealing outfit.

>> No.21784811

>>21784800
Why did she become a cop if she cant handle it?

>> No.21784815

>>21784811
Because she still helps people

>> No.21784818

>>21784799
Why would she do that?

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>> No.21784834

>>21784818
>Bring Cheshire cat to meet your parents, hoping they'll notice what a gigantic weirdo she is and rescue you from her paws
>Shows up in full normie regalia, conservative clothing and classy chestnut hair
>As they say their goodbyes and thank her for taking care of you she gives you a single, knowing smile
Fucking smugcats

>> No.21784840

>>21784822
Cute horses though that bow looks too big

>> No.21784850
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21784850

I want to reject a Lim's advances only to find out "no" isn't an answer.

>> No.21784851

For every fox loli that is actually an old lady there is a loli that looks old

>> No.21784853

>>21784793
They're cute, but surprisingly effective wardens.
>stuck in a monstergirl-run jail because you smuggled highly-illegal aphrodisiacs into the city and caused an Ushi-oni rampage that leveled multiple buildings
>Tanuki-san was not gonna let that sort of thing slide and you get the book thrown at you
>no problem, you just have to plan your escape and you'll be back to work in no time
>manage to dig a tunnel to freedom in your cell, covering the opening with essence-packets so the monstergirl guards are too disgusted to check it throughly
>this is cartoonishly easy! All you need to do is make it past the fence, and
>"Um...excuse me, Mr. Prisoner?"
>Titania warden shines a flashlight on you, wings wiggling anxiously
>"Are you going somewhere? You're really not supposed to be up this late at night."
>try to lie and say you're just going out for a pack of cigarettes and you'll be right back
>"Oh no!" She wags her finger. "Those are really bad for you, Mr. Prisoner! There's a good reason we don't allow them around here."
>have to pinky swear you'll only get genuine Hobo (tm) brand smokes that don't cause any damage before she calms down
>"Well, okay, but be back soon, okay? You're not supposed to leave yet, so you'd get in a lot of trouble if you stayed out too long. And also," her wings stop fluttering and droop, "I'd really miss you."
>Looking into her sad eyes, you can't possibly continue your plan, so you "change your mind" and slink back to your cell
>Wake up the next morning to a cupcake and her favorite stuffed bear she normally keeps on her desk in your arms
Much more effective at stopping escapes than letting wild hellhounds chase prisoners.

>> No.21784854

>>21784840
Japanese bows are really big, they never got around to compact bows or crossbows

>> No.21784859

>>21784850
>only to find out "no" isn't an answer.
You’re right! Rape is not an excuse, it’s a reason, and tonight everything seems so REASONABLE

>> No.21784864
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>>21784772
Holst cleric
> "I made healing potions for everyone... umm... but I'm out of bottles, you'll have to drink from the tap"
Tanuki rogue
> "the money would have been mine legally eventually, I'm just expediting the process"
Mucus Toad ranger
> "My tongue can deal 20 points of succ damage from 50 meters!"
Token repressed pro-Order Angel paladin
> "The only reason I don't smite the fucking lot of you whores right now is that your depravity can occasionally be leveraged against greater depravity. On that note, s-someone tell me which of these outfits would be more distracting to enemies in combat?"
Altach Nacha literal tank
> "Ahahaha you want to fight me you fucking sicko? You wanna "run a little girl through" with your "sword"? Well, shitlord, he who fights monsters should take care not to become a monster, and - oops! *polymorph tentaclebeast*

>> No.21784867

>>21784854
>Japanese bows are really big, they never got around to compact bows or crossbows
When they start using handshakes that is really going to throw everyone off.

>> No.21784868

>>21784853
Truly titanias are the best even if I do sometimes get them mixed up with tritonias I hope she wouldn't be sad that I make that mistake.

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>>21784850

>> No.21784873

>>21784871
Can't beat the Lim. Nope.

>> No.21784875
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>>21784868
Tritonias are superior desu.

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>>21784873
Submit

>> No.21784883 [SPOILER] 
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>>21784873

>> No.21784885

>>21784875
Why not both? or fused into a sea fairy queen

>> No.21784896

>>21784772
Myself and Sylph partner for buff support and offense mage
Barometz alchemist healer
Basilisk debuff support and rogue
Automaton tank who is totally not Aigis

>> No.21784898

>>21784873
What about the man who got away?

>> No.21784921

>>21784881
I still don't enjoy Esdeath's mary sue oc

>> No.21784928

>>21784871
>>21784873
I stand my ground, face her and say, Will you marry me?

>> No.21784930

>>21784772
Would like to just have a party of mice that are too busy trying to get pregnant to actually get anything done.

Alternatively - Nurarihyon Bard, Neurenago Tank, Houri Priestess, and Loli High Orc fighter

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>>21784921
Why not?

>> No.21784950
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Everybody was kung fu fighting!

>> No.21784953

>>21784936
Her daughter is better

>> No.21784956

>>21784936
Why would someone dislike the pushing of a Mary Sue OC?
Real conundrum here.

>> No.21784978 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down.

>> No.21784983 [DELETED] 

Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome.

>> No.21784987 [DELETED] 

I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left.

>> No.21784991

I dislike stale pasta

>> No.21784994

>>21784670
ATM?

>> No.21784995

>>21784991
The faggot is seething because it got deleted again

>> No.21784996 [DELETED] 

I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues.

>> No.21784997

>>21784853
Prison can't be that bad with wardens will that.

>> No.21785000

>>21784936
You're pretty much the reason why lilims are at the bottom rung of 75% of the tier lists posted here recently.

>> No.21785001 [DELETED] 

There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it.

>> No.21785002

>>21784994
Ever went to a fucking bank, kid? Cashier

>> No.21785007 [DELETED] 

The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21785008
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>>21784953
Fuk u
>>21784956
I still don't know what you mean by Mary Sue and how it applies to her

>> No.21785010

>>21784853
>start "breaking out" regularly as a game with the titania

>> No.21785013 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21785019 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.

>> No.21785027 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide..

>> No.21785031
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Dude, learn to draw.

>> No.21785034

>>21784995
Would be nice if he got banned for a change.

>> No.21785035 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down.. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.

>> No.21785039 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down.. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide...

>> No.21785040

>>21785031
I think you got the labels swapped dude.

>> No.21785045

>>21785031
I could but I'd be too scared to post anything here until I have 5+ years under my belt at the minimum.

>> No.21785046 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide....

>> No.21785047
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Kumihos

>> No.21785051

>>21785008
FUCK i wanna marry a lim

>> No.21785053

>>21785031
I hate drawing.

>> No.21785055 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.....

>> No.21785058

>>21785045
If Alp can do it so can you!
No wait, he can't. Nevermind.

>> No.21785061 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide.

>> No.21785062

>>21785047
Would she settle for animal liver covered in my semen?

>> No.21785063
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>Whiteknight.exe has stopped working

>> No.21785064 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide..

>> No.21785074 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide...

>> No.21785081

>>21784994
Ass-To-Mouth.

>> No.21785086
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>> No.21785096
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>>21785086
I prefer my spirits with fluff.

>> No.21785102
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>When the skirt doesn't come with a tail hole

>> No.21785108

>>21785102
A mistake she'll only make once.

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>> No.21785117
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I'mma get me a Lolim

>> No.21785119

>>21785031
>natural whiz at drawing
>way way way way too self concious, anxiety ridden, and overly critical of every single line and stroke
I think I'll stick to smut and writing...

>> No.21785126

>>21785117
I want to turn a lolim into a bombshellim

>> No.21785131

>>21785126
same

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bugs are for kissu

>> No.21785139

>>21785117
>she want to grow up just like her onee-chan-tachi
>her husband is a lolicon
I know the husband will probably win on cases like this. But i think it's still sad that she needs to give up her dreams.

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>>21785096
Me too.

>> No.21785149

>>21785047
>When Kumihos call you a 'snack'. They mean it literally.

>> No.21785155

>>21785139
>lolicon
I'm actually half half with the intentions of this anon >>21785126

>> No.21785173

>>21785138
Gonna lick the poison tattoos on her body, then give her the deepest kiss ever.

>> No.21785178

>>21784739
Depends. How do you feel about Metallica?

>> No.21785183

>>21784747
Alps

>> No.21785190 [SPOILER] 
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I'm gonna impregnate and marry my alp childhood friend!

>> No.21785202

>>21785173
good man

>> No.21785216

>>21785190
But how will the other guys feel when you come together for Halo night?

>> No.21785222

Which spider mamono gives the best cuddlesex?

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>>21785222
Some men say snek, but Maiq know better...

>> No.21785238

>>21785216
Other guys? She's the only friend I'll ever need.

>> No.21785241

>>21785178
I liked them before they went heavy into country stuff.

>> No.21785243

>>21785238
But 4-player split-screen co-op...

>> No.21785252

>>21785216
From experience it's good ol times as usual until somebody kisses or insist on things like sitting on laps or cuddling in which case it's just embarrassed eye aversions and pretending they aren't seeing it.

>> No.21785256

>>21784881
How terrifying must it be to be completely at a lilims mercy?

>> No.21785264
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>>21785256
Enough that the human mind might not even be able to process the fearboner

>> No.21785270

>>21785256
Not very. You just tweak their ears real quick and bite their neck. It's like scuffing kittens they just go limp and let you do whatever.

>> No.21785273

>>21785270
I'd rub the base of their thickass tail

>> No.21785276

>>21785243
Guess I'll need to find two more childhood friends then...

>> No.21785286

>>21785276
>a boy and his alp harem playing Halo
I see, so it's like that.

>> No.21785296

>>21785273
That's a common misconception. You want to rub the tip of the tail, specifically the spade shaped area, as it's the most sensitive. Be careful though as doing so without any lead up prior to that tends to cause almost painful overstimulation.

>> No.21785305

>>21785047
>tfw having pork liver as lunch right now
You can't have any!

>> No.21785309

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75983831
The absolute madman. I love his dark elf

>> No.21785312

>>21785286
>"Sniper!"
>"Mine!"
>"ITS MINE!"
>"I killed them its MINE!"
>"first come first serve, bitches!"
>game breaks down into everyone killing eachother, iron kicks in, then it's just punching eachother and rough housing IRL till it just turns into an awkward makeout session

>> No.21785315

>>21785286
>get heated and shout "Suck my dick" at the end of a match
>everyone feels a bit awkward with the alps wondering if they really should

>> No.21785327

>>21785312
>>21785315
We're going to play my custom game of Oddball where the one carrying the ball is also Juggernaut and the game ends only after one player has scored 200 kills. Swords only.
It makes absolutely no sense and lasts forever but it's mine.

>> No.21785329

>>21785296
slowly lick and nibble on the spade tip
gotcha

>> No.21785347

>tfw never had an Xbox
>tfw never played Halo

>> No.21785350
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>>21785347
It was a different time.

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>older monsters think young human boys are easy pickings
>they always underestimate their youthful energy and get fucked ragged
>wake up the next morning still full of semen and with sore hips
>slightly terrified when he wakes up too and asks if she's ready for round 2

>> No.21785355

>>21785327
>Fat Man on Sandbox intensifies

>> No.21785366

>>21784761
I remember when this anon said he was going to give his tundrabapho d cups. I wonder where he went and if he ever got a commission of that?

>> No.21785367

>>21785350
I bet it was fun.
I only had an N64 and Gamecube growing up, and only ever was able to play games single-player. My mother didn't want me exposed to anything violent, and bullied and insulted any friends I had over until I was socially isolated.

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>>21785367
My parents got my older brother (9 years older than me) and me all the gaming gear to the point nobody remembers how many consoles we owed over the years.
So many things to teach to Monsters about our culture...

>> No.21785381

>>21785379
Sounds like a nice childhood. I've done my best to forget as much of mine as I can.

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>>21785381
I was laying in bed the other night and thinking about life, the universe and everything and realized life is good and I'm optimistic about the future.
When the portals open I will help Haku-sensei understand us better.

>> No.21785396

>>21785352
By that same token, human boys who think older CC monsters are an easy conquest will be completely mindbroken by their overwhelming affection combined with a homecooked breakfast and soft, huggable bodies.

>> No.21785401

>>21785390
I hope Hakus aren't as easy to disappoint as regular professors, and as long as you are genuinely trying your best to do everything you can they'd accept it, while gently cheering you on. Graduate school sucks.

>> No.21785407

>>21785379
>tfw had no console whatsoever growing up because it would be bad for my grades
Only fellow AZNs would understand this

>> No.21785409

>>21785401
You know, you could be working on your paper right now.

>> No.21785410

>>21785401
>Graduate school sucks.
Haku grad school also sucks.
But literally.

>> No.21785411

>>21785396
>try to get in bed with a CC
>she keeps unintentionally thwarting you with loving doting
>slowly your urge to bone is worn down and soon you're just content with being around her

>> No.21785414

>>21785390
The future is beautiful.
The present is nice.
The past is refuse to be burned.

If-when the portals open, my worries will clear away, and the road of the future will be a brilliant cloudless sky. With any luck, I'll end up in Wonderland.

>> No.21785420

>>21785401
>all my professors like me and I like everything I do
Guess I was born to be a teacher's pet.

>> No.21785421

>>21785407
My mother only bought me consoles and games to bribe me to not run away.

>> No.21785424

>>21785379
>portal opens up tomorrow
>some monsters first experiences with videogames will be spec ops the line, MGS3 ending, shadow of the colossus ending, Dom finding his wife, shattered memories, aeris' death, any of the times kaim remembers something, the binding of isaac, heavy rain, pretty much any of the OG nier endings

>> No.21785427

>>21785414
For me it should be a Dragon graveyard where Zombie Dragons guard the remains of their regular-dead siblings.

>> No.21785428

>>21785407
When I went to uni was the first time I'd been exposed to Azn work ethic, but luckily for me, most of them got addicted to WoW within months of breathing the sweet air of freedom from overbearing parents, so I went back to being top of the class.
Kids need at least some Vidya if only to learn resistance to dopamine hacking

>> No.21785433

>>21785424
You forgot Lisa the Painful!

>> No.21785435

>>21785421
My parents bought me consoles as a reward for A's and this successfully incentivised me to get more A's.
In a way, I owe Vidya for my cushy job that lets me /jp/post at work for the last 3 years

>> No.21785440

>>21785424
>>21785433

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xLPHEQ0F8

>> No.21785443

>>21785401
To be fair it's not hard to disappoint professors. You see 99.5% of everybody passing through those doors being undeserving idiots that will go on to make the world a worst place just because they had the money to get this far and it kills your soul when you find all the halfway decent people that were too poor or didn't have the proper motivation to do this themselves so when you see a fuck-up in what would otherwise be a good student it can be cause for worry and depression because maybe you had them pegged wrong and they'll just end up like the rest.

>> No.21785446

>>21785435
I wish I was so lucky.

>> No.21785447

>>21785433
Eh. It's a good game but the whole story is ham fisted. OST is banging though.

>> No.21785450

>>21785407
Not quite that bad, but let me tell you all immigrant families have strains of that. It's probably why I'm so obsessed with the unconditional love of monstergirls.

>> No.21785452

>>21785428
>most of them got addicted to WoW within months of breathing the sweet air of freedom
This happens to literally every Azn uni students who came from oppressive household. It's also reason why PC game industruy is so big in countries like Korea

>> No.21785456

>>21785390
Thinking back over my life, this is right where I thought I would end up. Studied hard and disregarded romance throughout school. Went to college to learn, not to party. My male childhood friends turned out to be gay, trannies, or to find a girl of their own. My female childhood friends are proudly single or already seeing people. I am here, too busy with my hobbies and work to think about love except when I’m posting. Why have a partner when you haven’t made peace with yourself? They don’t deserve to be subjected to you.

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>>21785447
Let's jam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsjVxQHUWw

>> No.21785461

>>21785424
The real question is, do they like particle effects and hats?

>> No.21785467

>>21785411
>CC
>not filled with pent-up lust and sexual frustration
Let's not pretend that she'd jump you the first moment she could.

>> No.21785471

>>21785467
There's no way some inexperienced CC would go after my fat shota cock

>> No.21785476

>>21785428
I got addicted to spending time with friends. It was something I hadn't had a chance to experience before, and I had no idea how to balance coursework with a social life. I ended up dropping out.
I started courses back up online last year and I'm doing a lot better.

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>>21785450
> Loving, healthy nuclear family
> Happy childhood
> Good education, good job
> Fantasise constantly about being kidnapped and violently reverse-rape by ichor-dripping, glowing-red-eyed, hissing, misanthropic horrors, their mocking laughter ringing in my ears as I'm forced to impregnate them and sire a chittering horde that'll bring the world to it's knees
At least Anons with poor upbringings have an excuse, I'm just sick in the head under my own power

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Hey! Whattareya slacking off for? There'll be no dawn for this country if you don't get back to it!

>> No.21785488

>>21785440
>>21785459
My favorite song is a hard split between Blood Moon Rising or Men's Hair Club.
https://youtu.be/yjFr_vW8kwc
https://youtu.be/3GMaty9S9co

>> No.21785489

>>21785424
>the binding of isaac
ANON VS RAG WOMAN

>> No.21785494

>>21785461
That's a good point.
Imagine how big of whales MG's would be if they were got into games with MTX or gacha aspects.

>> No.21785498

>>21785486
I really wish I had an Art Fairy to look at me all disappointed when I found an excuse to not work on my projects. It's been three months now.

>> No.21785503

>>21785486
But yellow is very intimidating to paint!

>> No.21785506

>>21785486
I don't want to.

>> No.21785511

>>21785494
>Boys are so silly! You spend so much money on these images when there are so many single monsters around you!
>What? Yeah, I spent 200 silica rolling non-descript-age non-descript-appearance anon for my mobile game. Why? Well he's so cute!

>> No.21785518

>>21785486
I miss Kapitan Kiki, field officer freya's mean...

>> No.21785526

>>21785498
I prefer the carrot over the stick.
> "Come on Anon! Finish the chapter and you can use me as an onahole! Get yourself all hot and horny writing some nice smut and then dump that big load you've built up right in my s-t-r-e-t-c-h-y little body! Ganbatte!"

>> No.21785530

>>21785486
My laptop's in for repairs, and I can't well run Famitracker or FL Studio on my phone.

>> No.21785550

>>21785486
How do art fairies feel about people like Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen?

>> No.21785551

>>21785550
Auteurs are lovely!

>> No.21785552

>>21785530
FL Studio Mobile exists and theres famitracker equivalents.

>> No.21785553

>>21785550
They pretend to not hear you when you ask

>> No.21785558

>>21785550
I think they'd love anyone with a true passion.

>> No.21785565

>>21785553
SHe is teARing me aPArt

>> No.21785570

>>21785526
Having a cockteasing sidhe to edge you until you reach your word count sounds like a great productivity boost.
With the added incentive that if you write *really* good smut she'll not be able to contain herself.
> "Ah... oh yeah Anon, that scene's so hot. I gotta... mmmm... I'll just take your cock a little, w-we're not at the target yet today but f~fuuuuccckkkk, I need to get off, I - AH! N-no, don't type more while you're inside me! I can't... Oh God, that's hot, yeah, yeah, write about that slut getting fucked, write how she loves it, mmMMmm, write it, write it write it write it writeitwriteit!!"

And then, for no reason at all, Anon's stories became more and more about fairies being fucked silly.

>> No.21785573

>>21785550
Art Fairies are the ones who turn forgotten bad movies into beloved bad movies, because they were there for all the blood, sweat and tears that went into it.

>> No.21785585

>>21785573
>Art fairy gets her harpy friends to do a live action remake of Birdemic.

>> No.21785615
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Operators are operating even in the summer heat!

>> No.21785662

>>21785615
Operators? those are just guerilla militia

>> No.21785673

>>21785662
Ignorant Mayfly! There are no gorillas on this continent.

>> No.21785679

>>21785662
Nope, those are the cum dumpsters of the militia

>> No.21785682

i want a spartan ochi

>> No.21785692

>>21785682
Greek or UNSC?

>> No.21785696

>>21785682
So, a westaboo ochi?
Does she go on about how spears are infinitely superior to katanas?

>> No.21785706

>>21785682
> "Why is it that Spartan men are allowed to speak their minds around women?"
> "Because only Spartan men can sire real women"
> oOOOoooOOOooo

>> No.21785708

>>21785692
greek, not sure how the other one works.
>>21785696
also brags about the size of her shield.

>> No.21785710

>>21785696
But spears ARE infinitely better than katanas. Even the japs knew that shit.

>> No.21785711

>>21785708
Different anon but a UNSC spartan is literally master chief from halo.

>> No.21785727

>>21785711
I know I just mean in an undead warrior way

>> No.21785732

>>21785682
And I want an ancient Roman Jackal

>> No.21785746

>>21785708
>Ochi proudly walking around with her huge battle worn Spartan shield
>She scoffs whenever you walk past a typical shield-less ochi
I bet her armor would be extra revealing and lewd too since her shield does most of the defense.

>> No.21785747

>>21785727
Probably just even more tanky than chief was allowing for just retard level "I punch it"-tier tactics.
>OCHI-069 finds an energy sword
>proceeds to murder every single alien on a covenant cruiser with it plus flood despite it running out of energy hours ago

>> No.21785756

>>21785747
Imagine the bullshit Promethean automatons would employ.
>teleports away from you to recharge shields
>teleports behind you to unsheathe lightblade
>metal harpies deploy shields for them to hide behind because fuck you
>metal harpies throw your grenades back because fuck you to hell
>metal harpies revive Promethean automaton because fuck your mother

>> No.21785823
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Dead thread

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>>21785823
At least I got chicken.

>> No.21785826

Let's say the portal actually opened tomorrow.
Is there something a monster girl could say or do to convince you she's your fated wife?

>> No.21785830

>>21785826
A rose is a rose is a rose

>> No.21785832

>>21785826
Call me a romantic but I feel if something like that did occur I'd just know and so would they. The whole Love At First Sight syndrome.
If it's by KC rules realistically it's the one that rapes you into an unconscious mess and backpacks you home through the portal.

>> No.21785838

>>21785826
Yes, but it's not /mgt/ safe

>> No.21785849

I do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>> No.21785852

>>21785849
Is shark, Vladimir.

>> No.21785856

I had this idea once of a monster turning a human woman, but then new monster brings the monster along so they can love the same man

>> No.21785860

>anon thinks the demons contract is some sort of infernal language code
>its just russian cursive

>> No.21785861

>>21785852
Can't you hear them?

>> No.21785866

>>21785860
Why would a demon write her contract in a way you cant read?

>> No.21785873

What we need is the poshest vampire available
One that goes to a low end restaurant and gets confused at there being only one knife and fork

>> No.21785876

>>21785873
I eat with spoons only

>> No.21785879

>>21784772
I’d be a mage swordsman
Kakuen swashbuckler/sniper
Raiju tank
Mad hatter dark mage
Ryu elemental mage/shaman

>> No.21785884

>>21785876
How to you eat pasta with a spoon?

>> No.21785887

>>21785860
Is there any limit or law on when the contract is valid. I mean, could she get you drunk/drug you and then have you sign the contract and it would still be considered valid?

>> No.21785889

>>21785884
Stick it in and spin it, the strands wrap right around

>> No.21785891

>>21785849
User CRV is not within acceptable limits.

>> No.21785896

>>21785860
>russian cursive
No. Nope. Fuck that. Rewrite it in wingdings or something that's actually legible.

>> No.21785902

>>21785866
Because even when they're extremists it's a kiki's duty to be the best maid they can be right down to perfectly elegant handwriting.

>> No.21785911

To a demon, a soul is a rare precious thing, but so many would gladly give theirs away for such the smallest amount of affection. Turns out a soul is worth so little.

>> No.21785923

>>21785911
Its bullshit is what it is. Ask for what its worth and they tell you they can't do it or it's too much but ask for something reasonable and they wax soliloquy over throwing it away for nothing.
If they actually cared for fair deals they'd just offer their soul in exchange for mine.

>> No.21785925
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Yarr, me hearties!

>> No.21786035

>>21785911
Your immortal soul is impossibly valuable. People just choose to sell it cheaply for numerous reasons. It's actually a propaganda thing for jihadists thinking about going on a suicide bombing attack
"Sell your soul cheaply, that Allah might see your lack of attachment to this physical world, and buy your soul to carry up to heaven" and stuff like that.

In reality, your soul holds immense power in the afterlife, so be careful with it!

>> No.21786038

>>21786035
>not slicing your soul in pieces and selling them to multiple entities John Constantine -style
Amateur hour over here

>> No.21786064

Reminder that its a maid's duty to be aesthetically pleasing to her master!
It's why my mantis maid has such massive breasts

>> No.21786075

>>21786038
>not selling off 49% of your soul but maintaining controlling interest
Real journeymen hours up in here.

>> No.21786080

>>21786075
Now this is a warlock.

>> No.21786127

>>21786064
There's a special kind of pleasure in turning lean, lithe monstergirls into top-heavy, unbalanced oppai mons who tell themselves that they'll get back into shape after pregnancy but then no matter how hard they train the sweatermeat just doesn't go away and they can't do their moveset any more.

>> No.21786141
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Sandworms are without a doubt the cutest and most lovable monstrosities

>> No.21786146

>>21786127
>Short mantis that tries to hide in her normal spots but has her breasts sticking out from behind it.
She's precious.

>> No.21786157

>>21786127
>skinnyfit ocelomeh with a tight and agile body finally gets herself a husband on a raid one day
>trains every day telling herself she won't become an out of shape homebody that doesn't know how to fight he she keeps her skills sharp and her body healthy through exercise and practice
>day by day her strength, speed, balance, even her slim form give way to the body of a soft brood mother with fat in all the right places
>new body means she's entirely unbalanced, uncoordinated, and wholly unsuited for combat and she's not even had her first litter yet

>> No.21786162

I'll join the demon lord's army and get myself a stern demon officer gf. What are a normal human boy's duties in the DL army anyway? inb4 giving massages

>> No.21786168

>>21786162
It's too late, anon. They're mine. I've accepted it after even the Get A Waifu button gave me Demon Army 3 times in a row...

>> No.21786173
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>>21786162
Worshiping!

>> No.21786178

>>21786162
Bootlicking

>> No.21786182

>>21786157
Give her the biggest baby bump!

>> No.21786193

>>21786162
Spies and military intelligence, obviously. Humanboys don't set off the demon alarm when scoping the outer defences.

(Also freeuse stress relief, obviously. But don't slather them in female juices too much, otherwise they *will* set off the demon alarm)

>> No.21786194

>>21786173
>>21786178
Oh that will definitely be my job. I guess it depends on the mamono you get assigned to though.

>> No.21786215

>>21786193
>Spies and military intelligence, obviously. Humanboys don't set off the demon alarm when scoping the outer defences.
Sounds exciting. If I do good I get rewarded and if I fuck up I get punished, either way I win. I believe in the DL army's cause though so I would do my best!

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>>21786193
>demons
>sending weak human on dangerous missions
Not gonna happen.

>> No.21786233

>>21786215
...except if you get captured by the enemy.
Then you get literally crucified.
ORDER ORDER ORDER, OI OI OI

>> No.21786240

>>21786233
The demon army doesn't leave anybody behind

>> No.21786291

>>21786173
I feel like this is important.

>> No.21786292

>>21786229
I wouldn't mind spending my service years under her office desk 2bh

>> No.21786314

>>21786291
It's a holy place

>> No.21786324
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>>21786291
It is very important, but please don't forget about the rest of the demon.
>>21786292
That's the spirit!

>> No.21786358

>>21786324
Would be fun retiring with my stern demon officer wife. I bet she would be entitled to a big lakehouse or mansion for her many years of service.

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>>21784342
i can't help it, all those lewd foxes with those big fluffy tails everywhere

>> No.21786468

>>21784621
Yeti would be unnecessarily good at Jet Set Radio Future and Halo 1, the local Tsuraras won't play with her any more because they can't get any kills

>> No.21786494

>>21786450
This picture makes me want to get abducted and raped by a fat fox.

>> No.21786576

>>21786494
She’s not fat, she’s fertile!

>> No.21786597

I find it extremely unfair that Demons get literally worshipped while every other corruption-happy species get shunned and feared.
I'd rather get flayed than sign the contract.

>> No.21786625

>>21786597
What are you talking about, I love both of them
I even like nachos better than demons

>> No.21786626

>>21786597
I find flayers cute too though

>> No.21786630
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>>21786378
Hiya Gruntilda.

Reminder that Dwarves are best girls. If you're still not convinced, need I remind you that they can smith the shit out of things. The world's best cod piece is right there for the taking anon.

>> No.21786633

>>21786597
Did you say that of your own free will?

>> No.21786673

>>21786625
>>21786626
Fantastic taste.
I'm sure Demons and Flayers make for a great harem.

>> No.21786674

>>21786630
Yeah except they aren't best girls by default as they aren't over 7' tall with milkers to put dairy cows to shame. Without that they're "toss it in a bin with the rest of them"-tier right off the bat.

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>>21786674
I find you lack of faith in cute disturbing anon.

>> No.21786688

Why worship monsters when you could find a primitive tribe of monstergirls and using your knowledge and tech to be worshiped like a god by them

>> No.21786712

>>21786686
Cute can happen at any size, anon. Your inability to understand that will forever cripple you when it comes to such things as Taste.

>> No.21786717

>>21786688
Because they'll be far more impressed with the machine between your legs than any you can tinker together with your engineering degree, Anon.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but MGs aren't after us for our brains.

>> No.21786723

>>21786688
Because I can just pick up civilized MG's I don't have to train, make a harem out of them, and be worshipped as a God without all that muss and fuss. Besides, do you even have any relevant knowledge you could use that would actually give them the impression of godhood? Do you know how to make iron or even copper and show them how to make better gear? As in, actually you could do all those steps needed without help because they're idiots and don't know how? Or any kind of basic chemistry to show of, or how to make reliable electricity for funsies, or any of that?

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>> No.21786753

>>21786712
The power of true cuteness can't be unlocked by larger girls.

>> No.21786755

>>21786688
Enjoy being "eaten" alive

>> No.21786759

>>21786324
This Demon has very big horns.

>> No.21786766

>>21786378
Questionable, but I'll add it.

https://imgur.com/a/jQf8m?

>> No.21786781

>>21786753
Like I said, anon...your inability to understand what cute is will forever cripple you in this.

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>> No.21786788

>>21786597
I want to offer myself to an apophis, then go grape a nunnery!

>> No.21786789

>>21786785
Scarlet Spider!

>> No.21786794

>>21786673
>ancient chaos demon and flayer wives
>fearboner intensifies

>> No.21786800

>>21786766
I want a demon harem!

>> No.21786813

>>21786788
>Tasked by your apophis mistress to get her more servants
hot

>> No.21786820
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21786820

What's your favorite obscure monstergirl from a well-known work?

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>>21786759
And even bigger heart

>> No.21786844
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>>21786800
I want a devil harem.

>> No.21786855

>>21785424
>gathering of close monster friends meet up with each other after portals open
>all of them coincidentally forced themselves on to epic gamers and, by extension, human gaming culture
>bubbly kobold is giddy talking about her hubby’s cool games collection
>”There’s this little red man who jumps down pipes and saves a princess from a big scary dragon and it’s so cool you gotta see it yougottayougottayougotta~!”
>lich doctor who is always comedically deadpan cracks the faintest smile talking about her new pertner’s simulation games
>”While some of these simulations were simplistic, and others... trivial, so to speak, there are a select few that I am thankful for being exposed to.”
>Genki big sister dragon gushes over how much gold her treasure has accumulated during an admirable MMO career
>”His hoard is one to be revered—no, feared! All will tremble before his immeasurable wealth and collection of stupefying artifacts! Together we will be the scourge this wretched land deserves!”
>nervous little dwarfed by her companions, even sitting in her booster seat, chatters mostly to herself about her boyfriend’s cooking games
>”I-I really liked how the meat looked, awawawa...”
>saloondooropen.mp4 plays in the distance
>a lone, haggard figure stands as a silhouette against the flood of light
>as the menace steps closer and closer, color fills the black figure until it resembles the gang’s de facto Demon leader
>her outfit is disheveled
>her hands won’t stop shaking
>her lips move but emit no sound
>her eyes are dull and thousand-yard
>she’s been crying so hard it looked like she was drowned
>she staggers over to her loving companions, taking irregular footsteps, refusing to make eyes contact with anyone
>lich-chan is the first to speak up, holding Demon-sensei’s hands still and asking “Are you alright?”
>her gaze slowly turns towards lich-chan’s face with the unease of a war veteran
>they look directly into each other’s eyes for a solid minute, until Demon-sensei meekly whispers:
>”White Phosphorous is a common allotrope used in many types of munitions.”

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>> No.21786892
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Extremists are the best faction!

>> No.21786912

>>21786892
Hear, hear. They will unlock humanity's true potential. Mamono and humans will travel to the stars.

>> No.21786916

>>21786813
>Forcing the recently-graped nuns to please the both of us
>Having them draw out Order paladins to go 'save' their sisters

>> No.21786925

>>21786892
I don't wanna be in a faction! That's too much noise.

>> No.21786955

I’d like to see the startup apps and shark tank-like ventures that Tanukis would develop. Between their business sense and their depravity, some amazing things could be developed.

>> No.21786959
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I like girls with big tails.

>> No.21786966

>>21786075
Is this a TF2 reference?

>> No.21786970

>>21786916
After all, a graped incubus would need a lot of slaves to be properly satisfied.

>> No.21786977

>>21786955
Tanukis would exploit poor Yetis to work in factories and make expensive insulated cups for them

>> No.21786988

>>21786855
Poor girl she needs a hug

>> No.21786991

>>21786597
Which other species are you referring to?

>> No.21787001

What would happen if I wore a shirt saying free headpats and then walked around a monster city

>> No.21787023

>>21787001
Even better if that was written in a monster language so you look like those people that wear bad English shirts because the design looks cool, you'd keep having girls come up to you ask for headpats and then get annoyed when you dont give

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>>21787001

>> No.21787042

What is a boy supposed to do if he is bullied by a monster it isnt like he can fight back

>> No.21787044

>>21786970
Of course. And having a palading slave put on acts of depravity and lewdity for us would be even more arousing.

>> No.21787054

>>21786959
That ain’t the only big thing she has

>> No.21787058

>>21787042
Give your prayers and worries to the soil below you. Let the ground you walk know you appreciate it, and let it know you are worried and in need of help. Give offering if need be - the thought should come to you as if your own. When the friendly Gnome awakens, she will form a covenant with you and teach you the magic you need to protect yourself.

>> No.21787062

Monsterized order women are not for lewd

>> No.21787072

>>21787062
They are for being lined up and impregnated

>> No.21787081
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>>21787062
*are for lewd

>> No.21787089

>>21787062
That's right. You lewd them with your waifu/harem until they monsterize, and let them find the husband they want afterwards.
If they choose you, then let them rape and molest you as much as you did them.
Replace all the panties in a popular Order store with parasite dark slimes and parasite red slimes.

>> No.21787096

>>21787072
>>21787081
>>21787089
No you be a good alter boy and listen to their sermons and help them adjust to their new body while also upholding their values

>> No.21787102

>>21786855
Jej

>> No.21787110

>>21787096
>being the altar boy to a bunch of newly monsterized order priestesses
Nice

>> No.21787115

>>21786966
No? It's a company reference.

>> No.21787116

>>21787096
Well, of course.
But in Wonderland, even the purest sermon sounds raunchy.
And if she became an Alice, well, who could help himself around her succulent, alluring, perfect loli body?

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>> No.21787149

>>21786991
Roper
Matango
Mindflayer
Atlach-Nacha
Parasite Slime
Dark Angel/Priest/Valkyrie
And every other extremist species

>> No.21787157

>>21787116
I dont like loli so I no lewding the alice

>> No.21787167

>>21787062
You're right. They are for loving healing.
>be traveling medicine man
>you happen to come across a fresh battlefield and, to your surprise find one wounded survivor
>it's a paladin whose life is hanging by a thread
>you deduce that the only thing that can save her, unfortunately, is monsterization
>over the next couple of days you tend to her tirelessly as you try to keep her alive long enough for the monsterizing salves you apply to her to work their magic
>she drifts in and out of consciousness, not saying a word while she is awake
>on the third day her transformation is complete and she wakes up
>you beg her forgiveness for turning her into a monster but explain that you couldn't just let her die
>shockingly, she's actually grateful
>she tells you that during her entire life as a paladin, no one has ever shown her as much kindness as a stranger like you has
>to repay you, she offers to be your one and only
>if you'd have her, that is

>> No.21787176

>>21787157
Suit yourself! Alices are among my favorite mamono!
All of Wonderland is great, too, but Alices are amazing!

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>>21786955
>shark tank
Now I wanna see a mershark executive.

>> No.21787227

>>21787167
They're for exploitative healing.

>be apothecary merchant
>in need of sla- employees
>find a battleground
>single Order woman paladin lying down
>wheel on up to the bitch
>offer to save her if she signs a contract with me
>doesn't even bother reading it
>heal her up with some monsterizing potions
>bandage her wounds
>I take good care of my property
>a couple days later the transformation is complete
>tattoo my crest on her chest
>let her know that she's my property until she gets married
>and if she marries me, or does anything lewd to me, she's my property forever
>a year later, when she's bringing me my tea, she tackles me
>no panties under her uniform
>tears my pants off
>"I want to be Master's property forever!"

>> No.21787245

>>21787176
I want to be the servant of a lolibaba Alice

>> No.21787259

>>21787245
I want oyakodon with a meek, submissive Alice and her enthusiastic daughter.

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Got any grapes?

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Fit snake.

>> No.21787342

>tfw no DMC and KH loving weeb Cheshire waifu

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>>21787271

>> No.21787398

>>21787351
>tfw no grapesnek maid

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>>21786959
i agree

>> No.21787420

elfs are extremely lewd creatures, if you rape one its actually a trick to catch you off guard so she can rape you later.

>> No.21787444

>>21787340
snakes could have dangerous punches from coiled stance

>> No.21787459

>>21787271
I want that duck to fuck off with the grapes this is a lemonade stand

>> No.21787490

>>21787444
Imagine being able to throw your entire fucking body into a punch.

>> No.21787559

>>21787444
Snakes would have damn fine punches from any stance with that much muscle in their lower bodies and that good of a foundation. I'd honestly be worried about them breaking their wrists and hands...
Protip: just like properly concussive hip thrusts, swinging a bat or any other weapon, taking a blow yourself, and good balance a punched power comes from the lower core, hips, legs, and how firmly you've planted your feet. Everything above your waist could be atrophied and you'll still hit like a truck so long as you don't skip core, leg, and glute days.

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Dorf doesn't deserve to be in the cuckshed of fanart. For Chief God's sake they literally wiped out or nearly wiped out the male versions by accident. They DESERVE happiness from such a tragic fate.

>> No.21787584

>>21787562
MGE dwarves are dangerously cunny anon, I'm not surprised that faux toddlercon girls don't get tons of fanart.

>> No.21787589

>>21787562
Too bad they're too short and flat for them to belong anywhere else.

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>>21787584
>>21787589
If they were just regular sized dwarves then they could simply take up the mantle of Harvin and become unstoppable.

>> No.21787677

>>21784553
So the opposite is how you get a tallflat?

>> No.21787740

>>21787227
>during that year
>some Order asshole tries to lift my property
>calls it "rescue"
>I take good care of my property
>knock him out with some strong poison
>shackle him with demon silver shackles
>GremTech automatic dildo, also demon silver, up his ass
>slideshow of male Order soldiers in various states of undress
>eyes taped open, head held in place so he's forced to watch
>automatic dripper for eyedrops
>let him go once he's Alped; have my slave escort him out
>nobody messes with my precious belongings

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Got a commission of my wife in Yharnam

Artist is https://twitter.com/Transflames

>> No.21787792

>>21787753
>tfw ywn have a dutiful Kiki waifu be at your side all along as your guiding moonlight
It hurts just a little bit

>> No.21787802

>>21787740
Fuck off.

>> No.21787820

>>21787753
But stabbing monsters makes a big mess!

>> No.21787825

>>21787802
all order soldiers deserve to alp and die alone

>> No.21787829

>>21787615
Best moth

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>>21787829
This is a good moth too.

>> No.21787869

>>21787858
This moth looks scary. I like it.

>> No.21787871

>>21787753
Busybody leave me be!

>> No.21787879

>>21787740
>>21787825
Leave faggot

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>>21785550
>>21785558
I need an Art Fairy who loves Lovecraft, Howard, Rohmer and Leblanc! Pulps are the best.

>> No.21787902

>>21787753
Cosplay is always nice to see.

>> No.21787918

Gonna tickle my stoic waifu until she is a giggling mess on the floor!

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>>21787869

>> No.21788020

>>21787740
Kuso post.

>> No.21788051

Is it just me or did /mgt/ get much slower during past 2~3 threads?

>> No.21788054

>>21788051
Lots of people committed suicide when the panda went down. They're getting WISPED now.

>> No.21788062

>>21788051
It's you

>> No.21788066

Lewd snow leopards
https://twitter.com/nanonebula/status/1155910472966664195

>> No.21788067

>>21788051
Slower? The past two threads both hit the image limit.

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>> No.21788080

>>21788066
Yknow they’ve got a better version of that pic on pixiv right?
Anything to avoid twitter’s artifact vomit.

>> No.21788093

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/human-animal-hybrid-japan-stem-cell-research-tokyo-genes-a9027131.html?amp

One step closer

>> No.21788095

>>21788066
>leopards
That's a tiger.

>> No.21788103

>>21788093
The big question isn't whether or not they can do it, it's whether or not they can create a functional tail pussy.

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How did I get banned for 3 days for telling the podcast autism retard to kill himself.

>> No.21788127 [DELETED] 

>>21788114
Probably:
>This post is extremely low quality.
Judging by your pic, you deserved it.

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>>21787887
>Making a Victorian setting jrpg with occult, dreams and light Lovecraft themes That is not! Castlevania.
TIME TO ADD AN ART FAIRY COMPANION.

>> No.21788139

>>21788135
Victorian England was full of doo doo

>> No.21788159 [DELETED] 

>>21788127
No, I was banned for offtopic somehow.

>> No.21788165 [DELETED] 

>>21788159
Did you wait the ban out?

>> No.21788176 [DELETED] 

>>21788165
It was only 3 days, I HAD to wait it out. Was too lazy to use data and post from my phone.

>> No.21788187 [DELETED] 

>>21788114
For some reason, you always get banned if you tell someone to kill themselves here. It's happened to me twice before. I don't know why. You can say any other insult, just not that.

>> No.21788192

>>21786597
Not universally. I still hate Demons for the contract shit. I don't a fuck how well meaning they are, I'm going for a better species.

>> No.21788196 [DELETED] 

>>21788187
There’s legal implications with those kinds of posts.

>> No.21788207 [DELETED] 

>>21788196
There's legal implications with piracy but /t/ exists
Nobody gives a shit

>> No.21788221 [DELETED] 

>>21788207
Anon suicide is a different issue

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>> No.21788237 [DELETED] 

>>21788187
That's some shitty moderation, even on 4chan, if you ask me. But I'm also the one who got hit, so I'm still a little vindictive.

>> No.21788245 [DELETED] 

>>21788207
>Corporations losing profits
>A human being driven to death
Slight difference there pal

To make it relevant, I’d love to see monster girls dressed as other species. Like a Tanuki dressed as a Banshee crying over profits.

>> No.21788246 [DELETED] 

>>21788221
That doesn't explain why literally only happens on /jp/

>> No.21788255 [DELETED] 

Here I'll test a theory out about why people get banned for saying "kill yourself".


FUCKING TRANNY MOD.


And now we play the waiting game.

>> No.21788259

>>21787089
>spoiler
How devilish. Also remember to sell or replace their order approved chastity belts with pslimes of all types.

>> No.21788269

>>21788073
Wight maid, is this ok?
I don't think a ruler of the undead kingdom is meant to serve a mere mortal.

>> No.21788274

What would you cook for your waifu on her birthday?

>> No.21788287 [DELETED] 

>>21788255
Testing.

Also: many tailed CC fox or one tailed new hotness fox?

>> No.21788288

>>21788274
i'd cook for her everyday so the food isn't raw

>> No.21788310
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>> No.21788317

>independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/human-animal-hybrid-japan-stem-cell-research-tokyo-genes-a9027131.html

ratgirls when?

>> No.21788322
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>>21788287
Many tailed loli fox

>> No.21788332

>>21786855
>showed Ushi Oni waifu a history book at the 20th century
>she threw it out the window before I even got that far into the Boer War
>showed her a video of the early 21st century
>she smashed the screen when we got to 9/11
>told her about the conflicts going on with jihadists now
>she yelled at me to shut up and stop, tears running down her face. She screamed, wondering how on earth I could even think about such matters as plainly and emotionless as I do. How could I continue to expose myself to such childish destruction and suffering.
>for such a strong girl, she really has no tolerance for human suffering
>does that make me the monster?

>> No.21788333

>>21788274
boeuf bourguignon and coq au vin if I feel like being fancy or maybe some nice herb crusted porkchops with balsamic glaze if I'm being concious about possible madcow disease. As for desert I'd just go with my tried and true banana bread and breading pudding that's so good I get annoying amounts of requests for from family and friend and have seen a literal knife fight started over on who gets the last piece and maybe a fruit tart or something for lighter fare.

>> No.21788340

I pity the man who has to deal with a bratty haughty nine tailed loli fox.

>> No.21788342
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>>21788322
Best kind of fox. No contest.

>> No.21788346

>>21788288
>husband why are you putting my food in the fire?
>this food now smells different
>...
>husband please feed me more

>> No.21788348

>>21788340
Nah, lolidom is fucking hot

>> No.21788349

>>21788332
>does that make me the monster
Humans have always been the monsters, anon. The fact we have to stop and ask ourselves this question from time to time and still have to reflect on our pasts to try and perceive an answer is all the proof you should need.

>> No.21788350

>>21788274
Breakfast of smoked salmon with eggs
Lunch of grilled chicken pasta with salad, cheese platter, a little wine
Dinner of beef Wellington with roasted vegetables
Desert of birthday chocolate flan with chocolate gelato

>> No.21788355 [DELETED] 

>>21788246
We are an at risk population >>21788246

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>>21788342
Loli fox that reveals her true form to be a mommy fox is even better.

>> No.21788372
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>>21788349
War sure is phun

>> No.21788377 [DELETED] 

>>21788355
There's monstergirl stuff else where, just not as pronounced as here. 8 chan has a whole community for it as well, as does /a/, /d/, and /tg/

>> No.21788384 [DELETED] 

>>21788377
He meant we're a population that is statistically more likely to actually kill ourselves and/or be mentally unstable so throwing around "kill yourself" like you would in any other corner of the internet might lead to actual results.
If only it were that easy...

>> No.21788385

>>21788310
>zombie
>almost no rotted flesh
>probably smells fine
>stitches like she's a Frankenstein's monster instead of a zombie
Is this a chinese knockoff of a zombie? I feel ripped off.

>> No.21788387 [DELETED] 

>>21788377
Well this is jp

>> No.21788394 [DELETED] 

>>21788384
Anyone who kills themselves because of two words was already going to do it anyways.

>> No.21788400 [DELETED] 

>>21788246
/jp/ is a lot more aware of the report button, it gets deleted/warned when reported on other boards too but people on those ones are happy to wade in shit for most the part.

>> No.21788402 [DELETED] 

>>21788384
Ah, fair enough
We're enduring a horrible symptom of the degradation of our civilizations, and are aware enough of it to percieve alternatives

>> No.21788406 [DELETED] 

>>21788400
>reporting someone because they were mean to you
That's extremely pathetic and makes you seem more like a pussy than a savvy genius.

>> No.21788423 [DELETED] 

>>21788394
That's an exceedingly poor fallacy to excuse being a douchebag, anon. If you're going to be a douchebag own up to it like I own up to being a narcissistic, sadistic, manipulative, apathetic, asshole. Don't sugar coat it like a coward for your ego's sake.
>>21788402
It's more an effect of the think tank and echo chamber mentality tandeming with the sort of people this place tends to attract than anything else. One person has a eureka moment on why shit sucks for them and posts it, people read it and identify with that and come to the conclusion that must be the case for them to, repeat till the laundry list starts filling up.

>> No.21788440 [DELETED] 

Huh. So this is where the tranny mod went to after /tg/...
Welp, rip /jp/.

>> No.21788450 [DELETED] 

>>21788440
Complaining about staff is still against the rules regardless of if what you say is true or not. Plus quality of posts and all.

>> No.21788458
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>>21785756
>because fuck your mother
You make momsters everywhere so happy.

>> No.21788462 [DELETED] 

>>21788450
>Complaining about staff is still against the rules regardless of if what you say is true or not.
I have no idea why people are okay with this rule.

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>> No.21788472 [DELETED] 

>>21788450
Its actually not. Complaining how the staff function is but calling them by nicknames and the like is fair game as is being critical of them using their powers outside the contexts of the rules. Theres even ways to appeal such things and it actually has some effect when enough do so. For example: one could send a before and after of the deleted posts as evidence and support the complaint stating the rules they were supposed to follow in such procedures but clearly did not.
As for quality of post that actually follows specific rules and guidelines as well and isn't done arbitrarily or "by feel". None of the deleted posts actually broken any of the rules or restrictions especially for this particular board.

>> No.21788478

>>21788472
>Complaining how the staff function is but calling them by nicknames and the like is fair game as is being critical of them using their powers outside the contexts of the rules.
Not to be rude but are you new here/have only used /jp/ for monster girl threads? This board has had a very troubled history with the janitorial team.

>> No.21788482

>>21788468
Praise Eros and her blessed Houris!

>> No.21788483

If you were babysitting a wild pack of Wendigos, where would you take them to eat?

>> No.21788484

>>21788310
Cute zombie but she needs more fashionable bandages I bet she would get a cute boy if she drew flowers on them

>> No.21788488 [DELETED] 

>ha ha my severe autism means i must tell a post to kill them selves instead of ignoring it.
>oh wtf i got banned
>now i shall sperg and derail.
Its all so tiresome.

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Rata is writing a new article titled; "NOT A JOKE, Jaypee Mods actually gay? Anons murdered after criticizing Jaypee Mods?"

Seriously though, why the fuck are you deleting so much shit. it's making you/the whole team look awful.

>> No.21788491

>>21788483
Out for hot wings

>> No.21788492

>>21788488
You act like your off-topic post is gonna get spared buddy

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>>21788483
Hinezumi's dimsum eatery, for a taste of the finer meats.

>> No.21788496

>>21788484
>I bet she would get a cute boy if she drew flowers on them
Instead of that can I be the cute boy drawing the flowers on her

>> No.21788501

>>21788478
>>21788478
Which is why it was brought up that people can make effective complaints about them to the powers that be, especially when they give so much evidence to work with.

>> No.21788503

>>21788135
Except for the castlevania part, that sounds like Cultist Simulator.

>> No.21788507

>>21788488
If you think that's too much you have to go back to that one place.

>> No.21788508

>>21788491
I don't know if those Wendis are ready for spicy wings, they'll need milkshakes too

>>21788494
That cute mouse waitress better be able to carry all 10 Wendi meals out at once without spilling them!

>> No.21788520

>>21788484
>>21788496
>you draw flowers on zombie-chan's bandages
>no visible reaction from her except a brightening of the eyes
>when you next see her with her zombie friends she's gesturing at the bandages with more animation than usual
>her friends are all staring at the bandages and saying "Waaaaaaaaaarm~"
>they look...a bit jealous? surely not?
I bet she would keep the bandages even after she Wights. Can't imagine what a Wight would do with those though.

>> No.21788525

>>21786378
Feel like the green would be better if it was darker

>> No.21788526
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>>21788508
Fear not! Our waitresses have only the finest poise and balance! Even the hungriest Oni will have their meals brought to them in top condition!

>> No.21788536

>>21788508
I’ll train them strong to beat the heat

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>> No.21788557

>>21788496
So like a tattoo artist but for zombie bandages how interesting

>> No.21788565

>>21788520
If the other zombies are jealous then clearly I'd have to draw flowers for them as well

>> No.21788569

>>21788490
Same reason that rata has to make that article, anon. Get rid of as much evidence as you can is step 1 of obfuscation and narrative control.

>> No.21788575

>>21788565
You madman, what could you possibly want with a zombie harem? You could not be warm enough for all of them!

>> No.21788597

>>21788575
>what could you possibly want with a zombie harem?
Hugs and cute girls to headpat and helping them
> You could not be warm enough for all of them!
If I must i'd get heating pads so that I can make myself warm and then cuddle in the zombie pile

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>>21788597

>> No.21788614

>>21788597
There's probably spells and/or potions that could make you notably warmer.

>> No.21788618

>>21788575
>You could not be warm enough for all of them!
Speak for yourself. I've kept 3 bodies warm through minnesota winters with enough heat to spare that it was necessary the covers be removed from time to time to fend off exceeding Cozy levels of warm because the damn fireplace fucked up.

>> No.21788623

Would a lemur girl enjoy zoboomafoo?

>> No.21788628

>>21788618
Are you a White Horn incubus? You sound like a White Horn incubus.

>> No.21788630

>>21788614
Are there spells/potions that will get me high?

>> No.21788647

>>21788630
Wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.21788660
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>>21788569
Rata's don't like being censored!

>> No.21788662

Dont forget to hug your momster

>> No.21788671

>>21788662
What if I don't have one?

>> No.21788679

>>21788671
One will be provided to you no later than 10 business days starting tomorrow.

>> No.21788684

>>21788630
There is the censer of dreams that puts you sexual dream like hallucination that can be shared if two or more people are close enough.

>> No.21788700

>>21788520
To brag show to their future zombie daughters and to wear on anniversaries where she'll muss her hair haphazardly and pretend to be a zombie again for the night.

>> No.21788722

>>21788700
Wouldn't they have a wight daughter not a zombie though?

>> No.21788724

>>21788722
Then that would make it into a family heirloom that she passes down maybe she uses the bandaging as swaddling for her baby and then her granddaughter is wrapped in the same wrapping

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>>21788679
I need uh' monstah to clobbah dat der ME!

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>> No.21788765

>>21788662
What if I already have a regular mom?

>> No.21788777

>>21788765
Hug her too if she wasn't abusive, or think of her if she's no longer with us

>> No.21788813

I want to tell an undead MG that I don't want to live forever

>> No.21788832

>>21788813
I bet the lich would just go "Well, sucks to be you then."

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>>21788813
I'm sure the more intelligent undead would accept your wish and join you in the afterlife, but you'd be hard pressed explaining it to the more ditzy undead

>> No.21788847

>>21788833
>>21788813
>No more waaaarm?
>Husband won't be warm?
>C-coooold...
Apparently tear ducts still work in undeath.

>> No.21788855

>>21788777
Not him, but what if she was abusive?

>> No.21788858

>>21788832
>>21788833
>>21788847
If I was forced to live forever by a selfish undead I'd take it as a free license to make her eternity as painful and miserable as possible. You don't get to force that shit on someone, no matter how autistic you are.

>> No.21788862

>>21788847
no sad zombies ;_;

>> No.21788866

>>21788847
Stop it. My heart can't take it.

>> No.21788883

Simple fix: Only marry an undead if you don't fear immortality.

>> No.21788887

>>21788847
No bully zombies they need great big warm hugs

>> No.21788894

>>21788847
Not a corpsefag, but zombies are pretty cute.

>> No.21788904

>>21788894
Especially if you recognise them in the water.

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>>21788858
>>21788883
Fair enough. It's just that zombies don't have the mental capacity to process that refusal. Best to avoid undead lands altogether.

>>21788862
>>21788866
>>21788887
>>21788894
>So much waaaarm~

>> No.21788929

>>21788916
Or make a deal to help the undead find someone who doesn't want to die, who they can share eternity with. Offer to be their guide out of undead land, but make absolutely clear that you don't want to marry them, but you'll find them husbands.

>> No.21788931

>>21788855
Then she does not deserve your affection until she realizes the wrong she's done to you

>> No.21788932

>>21788916
>ywn have a zombie happily screech at seeing you, then leap on your shoulders and start humping your face like a Redead

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>>21788916

>> No.21788935

>>21788916
She'd become a wight eventually and capable of understanding my contempt. Not that this would happen in the first place because this is KC land so you autists can't force your unhappy endings on other anons.

>> No.21788936

>>21788916
Aw that's cute she's giving a flower, she deserves a whole bouquet

>> No.21788950

>>21788858
Free will is overrated

>> No.21788953

>>21788916
>>21788933
Why zombie so cute? I wanna protect their smile

>> No.21788955

>>21788950
Its the only thing most of us have. If you want to throw that way for some pussy that's your own failing.

>> No.21788976

>>21788931
She won't. She doesn't believe she did anything wrong, and believes she didn't do enough.
She says she shouldn't have let me stay at any one school longer than a year - me having friends was a mistake.
She says she should've just given me Xanax and Prozac, instead of trying to convince doctors to diagnose me with depression.
She says I shouldn't have been allowed so much time with my father, he was too much of a positive masculine figure.
She says I shouldn't have legally been allowed to leave her, because she still sees me as a toddler.
She laments hormone replacement therapy wasn't as available when I was a child, otherwise she would have "cured" me of being male.

>> No.21788979

>tfw literally want to spar with a hinezumi because with mamono mana even if they/I get hurt there's probably better healthcare to take care of us
>even more so than I want to fuck the smug out of one
Send help

>> No.21788980

>>21788231
>Fox and her boytoy go fro a date!

>> No.21788993

I see zombie girl floating over in the lake. Maybe I shall join her. Can't you hear it? They've been waiting for a long time.

>> No.21789002

>>21788955
Free will to "throw it away" ;^)

>> No.21789006

>>21788993
Careful! It could be that girl who wears a hockey mask and slices people up with a demon silver machete!

>> No.21789012

>>21788813
Doesn't matter how you feel when mamono mana exists.

>> No.21789021

>>21789006
You do not recognise the bodies in the water.

>> No.21789023

>>21789002
This isn't reddit.

>> No.21789039
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>>21788858
>>21789023
I see you are using your free will to be a bitch

>> No.21789048

>>21789041
Urge to worship rising.

>> No.21789051

>>21789041
I just want to live my own fantasy in the setting and not your faggot forced bullshit.

>> No.21789058
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Cute fox senpai.

>> No.21789060

>>21788976
Fuck dude.
You walked away groun Munchausen by proxy syndrome with your life. Not many children do.
Live your life as you want, and wish whatever mate you find, never let her change you.
Leave potentially homicidal mental illness on its own

>> No.21789065

>>21789060
You walked away from*

>> No.21789071

>>21789012
That's awfully lame

>> No.21789073
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>> No.21789082

>>21783456
For me?

>> No.21789090

>>21789073
Going to huff her wings.

>> No.21789097

>>21789073
I a HUGE tier griffon to protect me by shoving my head in her massive bust

>> No.21789098
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Bugs.

>> No.21789104

>>21789097
>Stay close to me! I'll protect you from those slutty Dragons!

>> No.21789111

>>21789060
I've been doing much better since I've managed to excise her from my life.

>> No.21789112

molesting massive mofu mammaries!

>> No.21789114

>>21789104
>Huge tier titty dragon and griffon going for one Anon.
I want it.

>> No.21789118

>>21789114
Being sandwiched between their breasts while they argue could be lethal.

>> No.21789123
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>Is this what you meant by "titcow", anon?

>> No.21789127

>>21789118
Just work on holding your breath and enjoy the feeling...along with the feeling of their abs against you.

>> No.21789133

>>21789073
Griffons are excellent girls.

>> No.21789134

>>21789123
No...We can go bigger

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>>21789134
This big?

>> No.21789146

>>21789140
Almost.

>> No.21789150

>>21789073
The safest place to keep a thief is pinned between griffon thighs. That way they can’t sneak off of course.

>> No.21789152

>>21789048
You gotta help the Pharaoh Dragon reclaim her empire!

>> No.21789155

>>21789140
>>21789146
get out

>> No.21789158

>>21789150
>Struggle all you want thief, my strength is far greater than yours.
>'Alas, I was wrong to steal from such a beautiful Griffon, with such brilliant plumage.'
>A-Ah!

Then he uses that moment of surprise to wriggle free and escape.

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>>21788979
>you can face your opponent with the full force of your ability without risk of permanent harm to them.
You're the softest fight autist I've ever encountered and that's okay.
I still hope for your sake that you're ready for the next battle.

>> No.21789164

>>21789158
what if you were there to steal her?

>> No.21789167

>>21788764
Hi

>> No.21789171

>>21789123
Cow proportions on non-cow girls is amazing. I want a formerly-proud warrior ochis with huge breasts in a cowprint bikini and hooked up to a milking machine!

>> No.21789173

>>21788855
I’m of the mind that, if you can forgive, you should. If you cannot, that’s fine too as long as you seek out a better life for yourself and those around you. Not everyone can be redeemed and not everything can be fixed, but everyone can work to make the future better.

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FAT

>> No.21789180

>>21789171
Protecting Aruji-dono's wallet AND home!

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>>21789082
BIG Yetis

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>>21789182

>> No.21789185

>>21789178
Big soft dragons being defeated by big muscled griffons!

>> No.21789186

>>21789173
Hard to forgive someone that left me with difficulties expression emotion, self-doubt over any memory of a specific event, and genuine fear of middle-aged and elderly women.

>> No.21789190

>>21789186
My page just refreshed and I saw your other post.

Sorry dude.

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>>21789155
>>21789146
How about this big?

>> No.21789196

>>21789190
It's alright.
Honestly, it's probably part of the reason I like lolis so much, especially Alices and Sabbath perma-lolis.

>> No.21789197

>>21789073
I’m going to sneak past her to get treasure

>> No.21789198

>>21789184
>dom yetis
oh no!

>> No.21789200

>>21789193
Perfect.

>> No.21789205

>>21789178
VORE MONSTER

>> No.21789206

>>21789196
You need a loli momster

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>>21789200
I'm glad we're taking a break from flat posting for some big milkies!

>> No.21789211

>>21789208
Whether that big on a BEEG girl or on a shorty, massive milkers are best.

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>>21789205
Come again?

>> No.21789217

>>21789206
Motherly types in general, regardless of form, make me uncomfortable.

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>>21789211
I agree wholeheartedly.

>> No.21789222

>>21789218
Aaaaaand you killed it.

>> No.21789236

>>21789197
She is the treasure.

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I want to hug an old hag dark mage and see what happens!

>> No.21789262

>>21789236
Shh I’m stealing the treasure to bait her

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>> No.21789274

>>21789248
Top tier hag. Old dark mages are definitely in need a young and virile assistant

>> No.21789278

>>21789262
Griffons can sense your desires, you can’t hide it from them.

>> No.21789281

>>21789180
>overprotective ochi tries to do every single possible job so her lord is never tempted to hire any additional servants
>bought a maid costume for cleaning the house, a chef outfit for cooking, a business suit to do finances, the cow outfit for milk production etc
>none of them really fit her, both because of how tall she is and how ridiculously huge her breasts are, often splits the outfits when she bends over or exhales too hard
>always blushing and embarrassed by it, but puts 110% effort into every single job
What a lucky guy her lord must be.

>> No.21789282

>>21789222
you killed it long ago with obese fatshit

>> No.21789286

>>21789218
>Thumbnail
Awesome milky snake!
>Full Size
God dammit

>> No.21789287
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>>21789222
it was too late to realize what I posted oh well.

>> No.21789290
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>>21789282
>Threads has to be lolishit 24/7 or ELSE!

>> No.21789292

>>21789281
The cutest retainer, even if she's super tall.

>>21789287
Pay attention next time.

>> No.21789295

>>21789290
just post regular shit you fucking retard it isn't fucking good to be obese. take your faggoty ass back to /d/.

>> No.21789300

>>21789290
Not him but there’s plenty of ground between lolis and the piles of lard you’ve posted.

>> No.21789305

>>21789111
I'm happy for you, survivor anon

>> No.21789307
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I don't understand how anyone can possibly tolerate not have a flying wife. Like shit m8 I'd probably dedicate my entire life to gaining magic that either slaps any kind of wings on me or lets me fly via some other method. The only non-innate flying MG I could possibly go for is Gremlin but only to ask for some kind of jetpack down the line. If the portals opened and the only flying grills that came through were Pegasus I'd still go after them fast and hard.

Terrafirma is fucking miserable and though I really love the water Jaws has ruined the sea forever. Also because the Merman joke would get old.

>> No.21789308
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>>21789295
You literally cannot make me. I am not breaking any actual rules, just the imposed ones. If you didn't cry and shit yourself I wouldn't be doing this.

>> No.21789309

>>21789290
Not the other guy, I’m all for big oppai, but that seems a bit extreme. I’d call it the limit >>21789193

>> No.21789313

>>21789307
i'd be flying through the oceans that you fear

>> No.21789317

>Spidergirls with tits so laden with milk, she has difficulty lifting her "human" half off the ground!

>> No.21789320

>>21789317
That's what silken bras are for.

>> No.21789323

I don't want a spider to tie me up

>> No.21789324

>>21789313
I'm only jelly of Sea Bishop but Griffon girls are pure anyways.

>> No.21789326

>>21789309
You can't even see the lower body in that and i'm betting it's some heavily obese crap.

>> No.21789337

>>21789326
But you can’t see it can you?

>> No.21789350
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21789350

Autism so thick you could cut it with a knife.

>> No.21789352

Have a shorty bully you today

>> No.21789359

>>21789352
A wooly bully?

>> No.21789360

Oh great, this guy is back. Don't reply, regardless of what garbage he posts. He's just going to spam "no one cares" in response.

>> No.21789363

>>21789320
Or human boys

>> No.21789366 [SPOILER] 
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>>21789352
Something like this?

>> No.21789367

>>21789350
This must be those nine kitsune stacked on top of each other.

>> No.21789371

>>21789320
>silk bra is super strong
>Spider girl so unburdened by the weight, she forgets how much cream is building up within her breasts
>the bra acts as a sort of cap
>she realizes her error when she actually bumped into the new boy at the office
>the skin of her breasts was taught enough to just send the guy to the floor
>panicking, she rushes to the lactation room in the office
>without thinking, she flips her bra off to get her engorged nipples onto the milker
>instead her boobs depressurize, sending milk spraying everywhere, and her into an orgasmic flurry

>> No.21789377

>>21789367
what'd I just say bitch

>> No.21789379
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>>21789352
Sure thing

>> No.21789382

>>21789367
I bet young Kitsune stack up so their single tails together look like a multiple tails

>> No.21789383

>>21789382
>Think you are fondling one monster with 9 tails but it turns out it was just multiple monsters

>> No.21789393
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Beware the fluff pile.

>> No.21789401

>>21789383
You would think the lizard tail mixed in would have given it away

>> No.21789406

>>21789401
Look, there's new species being discovered all the time, you can never be certain.

>> No.21789409

>>21789366
I want this, but with two vampire loli mistresses

>> No.21789433
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>> No.21789446
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21789446

The proper way to handle a squid.

>> No.21789447

I just want a nice, friendly small-breasted loli mamono.

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>>21789409
?

>> No.21789457
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>>21789447

>> No.21789463

>>21789457
That's a lovely baph! I think she'd feel great snuggled against my chest.

>> No.21789465

>>21789446
Takoyaki!

>> No.21789467

>>21789456
One of them would be a bit more "mature" than that, but yes that looks nice. The vampire race should rule mankind!

>> No.21789469

>>21789446
guided breast grab is great. I wish there was art of a Kej doing that.

>> No.21789478

>>21789457
Runya is for cumming on her paws.

>> No.21789482

>>21789446
proper way for a squid to handle >(you)

>>21789478
>she gives you a hoof job and makes you lick them clean

>> No.21789484

>>21789406
yeah but one lizard tail mixed in with mofu is odd

>> No.21789485

>>21789482
Hooves do not sound comfy on the ween.

>> No.21789486

>>21789463
And Sabbaths in general sound really comfy and nice.

>> No.21789489

What would you do if your demon and angel childhood friends fused randomly fused one day?

>> No.21789491

>>21789457
I want her to use my balls as a speed bag.

>> No.21789496
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>>21789456
Those are succs I think.
God I'm glad I salvaged this from ex.

>> No.21789503

>>21789489
Wouldn't that just be a human girl but with an angel and demon on her shoulders?

>> No.21789506
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>> No.21789513
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>>21789484
There's all kinds of strange mofu out there.

>> No.21789514

>>21789496
>Loli succ with a womb tattoo
Stop, I can only get so hard!

>> No.21789515

Oh no, I think my niche is body horror.

>> No.21789518

>>21789489
>demon overprotectiveness
>angelic innocent lovey-doveyness
Paradise

>> No.21789523

>>21789513
mo' fu
mo' problems

>> No.21789531
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i want to play with them tiger nipples

>> No.21789532

>>21789503
>Hitting on the monstergirls on her shoulder instead of her

>> No.21789561
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>>21789523
I see no problem here.

>> No.21789565
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>> No.21789572

>>21789371
Life with monster girls would be exciting

>> No.21789574

>>21789565
I committed no crime.

>> No.21789577

>>21789565
She probably needs to get rescued from the bathtub pretty often.

>> No.21789578

>>21789506
I know this is probably not a popular thought, but I'd love to see little Runa there getting gangbanged.

>> No.21789582

>>21789565
What a qt i'd gladly serve my punishment if it meant serving her

>> No.21789590

Slipping loli monstergirls the tongue during an otherwise innocent kiss!

>> No.21789596
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21789596

How would you resolve this dispute?

>> No.21789601

>>21789582
I really love tiny monsters, especially if they're from a species that's normally big. A cute tiny Titania the size of a regular fairy for example would be really adorable, or an Apophis the size of a regular snake that still tries to pull off the dark seductress thing but ends up looking silly.

>> No.21789604

>>21789572
I wish they were real

>> No.21789605

>>21789596
Two or three nice long double-ended dildos and plenty of rope.

>> No.21789609

>>21789596
I wouldn't.

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21789612

>>21789601
>Hey!
>Heyyyy!

>> No.21789635

>>21789612
Protect and spoil

>> No.21789643

>>21789596
Deems aren't limited to only being pale skinned, white haired, and designed after another anime character from a mediocre manga

>> No.21789646

>>21789601
I'm not a fan of regular sized snakes, I had a "friend" throw a dead one at me but it turned out it wasn't dead

>> No.21789648

Big monsters need love too.

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21789649

>>21789612

>> No.21789650
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21789650

>Wake up
>Experience this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6KqZhqUW8
What do?

>> No.21789658

>>21789650
Cum all over her slutty paws!

>> No.21789671

>>21789635
Every monster should be protected and spoiled

>> No.21789681

What kind of political parts do you think MGs would have? The HH Holding Hands party? The RTM Rape then Marry party? Are they complex enough for those sorts of things? Would you vote for wurm for president?

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>>21789671
What about the ones who do the protecting and spoiling?

>> No.21789697

>>21789649
I bet she goes "Nya haha!"

>> No.21789704
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>> No.21789705

>>21789681
The Corpses Coalition wants to declare being alive illegal and turn this nation 100% undead

>> No.21789709

>>21789690
You protect and spoil them more than they do to you

>> No.21789717

>>21789484
Synapsid mofu?

>> No.21789721

>>21789596
surprise dick between their breasts

>> No.21789727

>>21789709
Getting into a spoiling contest with a demon seems like a recipe for disaster.

>> No.21789800

>>21789039
Cute! Super Cute!!
This artist is so cute!!

>> No.21789816
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>>21789800

>> No.21789821

How do the Sabbath seek out onii-chans?
Do they prioritize lolicons or potential lolicons?
How easily would someone become the centerpoint of a Sabbath snugglepile/orgy?

>> No.21789831

>>21789816
I want to fuck that fruit!

>> No.21789838

>>21789705
>being alive illegal
the crime is life the sentence is death

>> No.21789839
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21789839

What happens if I tell a Wight I choose death over surrender?

>> No.21789857

>>21789839
What happens if I tell a Wight that the me she's talking to is actually a convincing decoy, disguised and puppeteered by wind magic, and my Sylph friend and I are on our way out of her realm with her treasures in tow.

>> No.21789860

>>21789821
>How do the Sabbath seek out onii-chans?
Varies heavily on the branch. For example, Runya's advertises, Ropu's packs glom onto anyone who comes close enough and smells like a lolicon, Shiro's Sabbath doesn't recruit at all and only accepts applicants with sufficient expertise.
>Do they prioritize lolicons or potential lolicons?
I don't think they care too much one way or another. Familiars are experts on closet cases but they're fine with anyone.
>How easily would someone become the centerpoint of a Sabbath snugglepile/orgy?
Again, varies by branch. Knock on the door of any Ropu Sabbath branch for the easiest route.

>> No.21789870

>>21789484
So, the tail of Kanna and Lucoa?

>> No.21789872

>>21789860
Ropu is sounding really nice.
And I think a Familiar might want to try making me more public about it.

>> No.21789873

>>21789857
She would get upset and start pouting. She went through the effort of preparing a nice monologue and boss battle for you, but you had to go and ruin it.

>> No.21789883

>>21789873
Then she should be wary of the traps I set throughout her realm, on the trail back to my campsite, where Sylph-chan and I are preparing monologues! The first couple traps should be obvious enough to get her attention.

>> No.21789888

>>21789873
Boss monsters are surprisingly hard workers. It's very important to appreciate all their efforts and comment on all the fun tiny details of her area and moveset.

>> No.21789894
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Are you a God-fearing man?

>> No.21789896

>>21789894
Should I be?

>> No.21789901

>>21789883
She's probably just going to hire some adventurers to do it instead while she sulks in her room.

>> No.21789910

>>21789888
Indeed, some of them even go through the effort of creating an orchestra so they can have nice background music to add to the ambience.

>> No.21789914

>>21789894
*tips fedora*

>> No.21789915

>>21789821
>How do the Sabbath seek out onii-chans?
They lure them in with delicious cookies, provocative attire, and for the tougher cases, spells and potions.
>Do they prioritize lolicons or potential lolicons?
Lolicons are urged to visit their local Sabbath branch where they'll be undoubtedly paired up with a girl that's still single. If there are no single girls at the branch, they'll redirect you to another nearby branch that does have one. Non-lolicons are preyed upon and converted through various means.
>How easily would someone become the centerpoint of a Sabbath snugglepile/orgy?
Sabbath masses usually serve as meeting for the different branches. They all take different forms. Your best bet is to prioritize joining one of the more promiscuous branches where the girls are far more likely to screw around before settling down with a man. That's a good way to get yourself into a Sabbath orgy. Either that or manage to form a harem within the Sabbath which may be very difficult

>> No.21789928

>>21789901
Adventurers would take too long. We'd be long gone by the time it takes them to arrive. Plus, despite me being friends with the Sylph, she wouldn't have detected her mana on me. And doesn't any good boss need someone to make puzzles and traps and the like?

>> No.21789934

>>21789915
Could I try to seem like a non-lolicon? Being preyed upon by a Sabbath sounds fun!

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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75985827

>> No.21789958

>>21789910
>"Oh, what nice music. Is that a remix of the regular zombie theme I hear? But on a...hurdy-gurdy, I think. Great choice!"
>(happy wight noises)
Just wait until you comment on how beautiful and fair her magic bullet patterns are. Instant heart pupils.

>> No.21789965

>>21789949
>Trapshit
No.

>> No.21789983

>>21789949
That's the kind of meido I want

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>> No.21789993

Is there a monster with multiple types of tails at the same time?

>> No.21789996

>>21789993
Chimera probably.

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>>21789983
This is the kind of meido I prefer.

>> No.21790003

>>21789993
Inari
>This one was lengthened
>This one got ribbons
>This one is extra fluffy
>This one was trimmed
Legit answer would be a Chimera

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>>21789839
She laughs and brings in a lich.

>> No.21790009

I want to hug a fairy but she is too small what do I do?

>> No.21790016

>>21789997
Only the cutest maids!

>> No.21790019
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Hips.

>> No.21790022

>>21789894
I'm a Lutheran

>> No.21790027
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>>21790016

>> No.21790046
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21790046

Are you ready to get RIPPED?

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>>21790019
Are mandatory.

>> No.21790050

Dullahans are pretty cool

>> No.21790051
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>>21789949
>WILL NEVER BE UPLOADED TO SAD PANDA
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

>> No.21790062

>>21790046
No, and I don't want a swole mamono either.

>> No.21790070

>>21790046
Gonna get my wife fitter than fit!

>> No.21790073

>>21790062
Its a pun

>> No.21790079
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>>21790046
huge, strong wives

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>>21789366

>> No.21790099

>>21790079
>tfw you will never be a physically weak mage with a big, strong monster wife
It hurts

>> No.21790111

>>21790099
Beware, musclewives are known to princess carry squishy husbands.

>> No.21790114
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>>21790099
That's all I want

>> No.21790126

>>21790095
Now that's what I call turning the tables.

>> No.21790127

>>21789506
Man, I'd kill for a Hetap.

>> No.21790128

>>21789565
Look at DAT 20/10 long range vision!

Alternatively it's a small MG and everything is ruined. Could go either way.

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21790134

>>21790111
>>21790114
Oh, thats some hivemind shit.

>> No.21790136

>>21789506
Lolims are amazing

>> No.21790145

I love lolis!
I love their tiny bodies!
I love their big hearts!
I love their small, gropable breasts!
I love the way they're so playful and friendly!
I love their tight, sensitive cunnies!
I love how affectionate they are!
I love how their tiny, perfectly round botttoms rub against me!
I love how innocent and gentle they look asleep!
I love lolis!

>> No.21790154

>>21790111
Musclewives should beware their mage husbands in bed
>be fingering you big, buff wife
>surprise her by casting Shocking Grasp
>jolts of electric pleasure shoot straight up her spine into her brain
>she clamps down on you so hard as she orgasms, your almost afraid she'll break your fingers
>she tries to leap on you in a lusty berserk frenzy, but you use Hold Monster on her, freezing her in place so you can keep coaxing orgasm after orgasm out of her with just your hands
>once you've had your fun, you lay down and present yourself as you release her from your spell, allowing an avalanche of bestial mating NEED to overtake you

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>>21790154
You're overthinking it my guy. Watch this.
>I cast mage hand

>> No.21790160

>>21785047
A best.

>> No.21790183

>>21790145
Calm down KC.

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>> No.21790217

>>21789958
I love when characters have leitmotifs and songs that reappear later are remixed.

>> No.21790220

>>21790007
Should I be worried?

>> No.21790223

>>21790022
The original religion started by a shitpost

>> No.21790227

>>21790046
No, I'm too lazy and have no motivation.

>> No.21790233

>>21790183
Don't respond retard.

>> No.21790241
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>>21790145
I love their mofu!
I love everything about them!

>> No.21790247

>>21790145
[to the tune of LITTLE GIRLS by OINGO BOINGO]

>> No.21790255

>>21790154
If you cast stasis on your monster then rub her clit with a vibrator, does all of the pent up energy get released at once when it expires?

>> No.21790277

>>21790241
Lolis with mofu are great for cuddling!

>> No.21790284

>>21790255
I would believe so. Just don't do this to vampires. They might ZA WALDO you back.

>> No.21790300

>>21790255
>spread a mamono's ass open
>stasis her
>full speed vibrator her clit and nipples
>fuck her ass until stasis is about to wear off
>sit back and enjoy the show

>> No.21790308

>>21789650
lose instantly

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21790310

>>21790277
Built. In.

>> No.21790326

>>21790310
Ratatoskrs are perfect lovely lolis!
How would one feel about a man just approaching her, no need to bait or manipulate, just approaching her and cuddling her like it was perfectly normal?

>>
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