You're walking in the forest and everything goes dark. A bright flash of light nearly blinds you as this appears in front of you. Command: ___

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Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:03:39 2009 No.2174839 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking in the forest and everything goes dark. A bright flash of light nearly blinds you as this appears in front of you.

Command: ___

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:04:39 2009 No.2174846 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:04:39 2009 No.2174844 Dicks

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Mon Mar 2 23:04:39 2009 No.2174850 Leak poop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:04:39 2009 No.2174849 I grab my gun and kill her dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:05:39 2009 No.2174857 create a shitty thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:05:39 2009 No.2174858 WHY SO SERIOUS? 'Insert Yukka'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:07:39 2009 No.2174861 > Kill blonde

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:07:39 2009 No.2174865 File: 72 KB, 346x492, 1234713042396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post more Alice since there's nothing to discuss here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:08:39 2009 No.2174868 >sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:08:39 2009 No.2174869 File: 36 KB, 512x384, image234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:08:39 2009 No.2174871 File: 38 KB, 270x321, 1188223743157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remind her how useless she is in this life and five minutes later she will committed suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:08:39 2009 No.2174872 File: 160 KB, 851x735, 658c3e0da5312fb3e28b4b7a30071029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:09:39 2009 No.2174874 [X] Genuflect

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Mon Mar 2 23:10:39 2009 No.2174881 File: 12 KB, 87x256, hourai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174871 Life imitates art!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:10:39 2009 No.2174882 File: 69 KB, 500x707, 0035-1227926622218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] squeeze

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:10:39 2009 No.2174880 File: 410 KB, 600x700, 4827c065137bf187d7f0cc4f2dccaf63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174872 Nothing like a coffin nail after nailing a dog to end the day on a good note

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Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:12:39 2009 No.2174890
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It was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic, just like every other day. The spring air flowed into the room through the open window, bringing with it a cool and refreshing breeze. A young girl was sitting elegantly at her desk, marveling the wondrous object that lay before her.

"I can't believe I let Nitori talk me into testing this thing out for her. It seems so complicated, I can't figure out what goes where and how to set it up. Oh heck, I can't even figure out how to turn it on!...

Oh well, at least it was nice talking to someone, even if it resulted in something troublesome like this."

The young puppeteer sat perplexed on her chair, tinkering with the modern piece of technology. Alice was anxious and determined to get the device to work, and thus she didn't stop until late into the night. The refreshing breeze turned into a stiff wind and darkness flooded the house's insides. Noticing this, Alice stood up, lit a candle, and closed the large glass windows. When she sat back down, she noticed that the device was nearly set up, and all she had left to do was turn it on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:12:39 2009 No.2174892 >>2174890 NO don't start this!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:13:39 2009 No.2174894
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>>2174890
"Alright, I believe this button should do it.", she said with anticipation. To her excitement, the machine began to buzz and run, indicating that it was beginning to start up. Less than a couple minutes later, the screen of the strange device lit up with various icons and such. Alice remembered Nitori telling her that this was the "Desktop", whatever that was.

Eager to test out the device per her promise to Nitori, Alice put her hand on the mouse and started clicking frantically, until she realized that she was just clicking into empty space. She moused over an icon that she found quite interesting: a small blue and orange sphere. Below it was text that read "FireRan Browser".

"I wonder what this one will do if I click on it", pondered Alice. To her utmost enjoyment, as soon as she clicked on it her screen almost immediately changed completely. "Ah, this must be the Web Browser Nitori told me about. She said that this was probably the most popular feature of her invention."

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:13:39 2009 No.2174897
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>>2174894
In time, Alice got used to this new device Nitori called a "Computer", and eventually all the commands and whatnot would just come naturally as if she had been doing this forever. In that time, many other people took liking to this invention, including many people from the human village.

One day, Alice came across a website with lots of texts and images. When she asked Nitori about this, she said it was a Message Board, a place where people would post messages accompanied with images about various subjects. She noticed that one subject was very popular, a game called Uohout, created by a man called NUZ. She later learned that this was what they called a curtain fire shooter, and that it was really popular in the human village. Alice decided to try these out for herself, as many people exclaimed how fun they were.

The first time she decided play, Alice was quite confused. First of all, she couldn't decide which character to chose. There were many, after all. Anon, John, Steve and Ryan were the main ones, with many side characters as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:14:39 2009 No.2174898 >>2174894 I'M WARNING YOU! You stop right now, mister!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:15:39 2009 No.2174905
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>>2174897
In the beginning, Alice wasn't very good, however as the days passed she got better and better and was eventually able to move up in the levels. However, one day Alice discovered that these shooting games weren't the only things about of this game called Ouhout. She also found out at the various doujins and fan-made comics existed, each one with great artwork and funny or dramatic story lines. Alice immersed herself in these stories, laughing at the hilarious jokes involving the stereotypes assigned to the characters, and sobbing at the stories of lost love and heartbreak.

Alice started developing a certain liking towards the character named "Anon", which was short for Anonymous. He was a lonely character who was always made fun of by everyone else. Day in and day out he was satirized and ridiculed, even though he tried his best to make friends with the others. As such, he spent almost all of his life inside his small, resolute home, practicing his Danmaku or reading manga. Although you couldn't see his face, you could tell that Anon was fairly attractive, which was a surprise considering his situation.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:15:39 2009 No.2174910
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>>2174905
As time passed, Alice soon became infatuated with this heartfelt yet unbefriended character. She would fantasize being together with him, comforting him in his times of melancholy and going out together as an act of their love. She would lament over the though of being with him forever, enjoying themselves together, having kids, growing old as a couple, etcetera. She wanted to give him the love and appreciation that he desperately deserved, most of all because she knew exactly how he felt. It hurt Alice knowing how woebegone he must feel.

However, one day Alice came to an inconsolable realization. She realized that Anonymous was not real, and never would be real. She realized that both he and herself would be lonely forever, separated by 2dimensional and 3dimensional barriers. She realized that they would never be together, never share the beautiful view of the sunset, never hold hands while walking down a park trail, never have a peaceful picnic on the edge of the forest with a beautiful view of the lake.

"This isn't fair! This just isn't fair! Why can't he be real? Why has fate been so cruel, to present me with such a perfect man, only to be rejected by this barrier of woe, this realization of dismay?"

A single tear flowed down Alice's cheek, grazing her soft yet troubled face and shortly falling to the ground.

Alice cried herself to sleep that night, her hopes and emotions dashed, her future bleak and dim. Aside from the resolute sobbing, it was a quiet day in The Forest of Magic. Just like every other day. As such, it would stay that way forever...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:18:39 2009 No.2174915 Roll and pray this is the Assault Phase.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:18:39 2009 No.2174917 reported

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:20:39 2009 No.2174922 File: 80 KB, 650x750, 1219874296368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174917 Hello.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:23:39 2009 No.2174934 >>2174922 Reported!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:24:39 2009 No.2174940 File: 322 KB, 737x931, 1235923797546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:25:39 2009 No.2174944 >>2174922 >H-h-h-h-hello. fixed

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:28:39 2009 No.2174956 File: 209 KB, 622x600, fdsaresa4w3q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174934 B-but! Don't be so mean, Anonymous-san! I... I just want to talk!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:29:39 2009 No.2174957 "Excuse me, do you live around here? I'm looking for the Kirisame household; do you know where it is?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:31:39 2009 No.2174965 File: 77 KB, 495x500, iwytd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174956 >>2174957

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:31:39 2009 No.2174967 File: 141 KB, 455x446, alicidsahjrke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174957 D-don't try to say things for me! I don't want to see Marisa today. O.....on.......only you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:34:39 2009 No.2174974 File: 38 KB, 154x155, 1202943021174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174965

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:35:39 2009 No.2174976 File: 343 KB, 1000x1000, getout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174967 Well fuck you too, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:35:39 2009 No.2174978 >>2174967 Dude, wtf is this? Where's my bitchy, aloof Alice. You know, the canon one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:37:39 2009 No.2174982 Hello, Alice. How's it going?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:38:39 2009 No.2174991 File: 640 KB, 2048x1536, WOOOO ONE STEP CLOSER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:38:39 2009 No.2174989 File: 119 KB, 738x906, 1207090807889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174978 Canon Alice does not roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:41:39 2009 No.2174998 File: 152 KB, 230x310, untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2174982 >>2174974 >>2174967 >>2174956 >>2174922

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:43:39 2009 No.2175018 >>2174991 Looks awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:54:39 2009 No.2175054 porn or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 23:59:39 2009 No.2175077 >>2174978 >bitchy >aloof She didn't seem all that bitchy or aloof in PCB.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:05:30 2009 No.2175105 File: 78 KB, 480x640, ikuuuuuuuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2175054 Here you go, sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:05:39 2009 No.2175104 >>2174967 It's okay Alice. I love you. Let's cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:06:39 2009 No.2175107 BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY EPIC WIN XD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:07:39 2009 No.2175111 File: 197 KB, 395x553, 1206575519343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's see how canon Alice goes. Anonymous you are 6.3439847583578 percent weaker than me, get out of my face you bitch!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:22:39 2009 No.2175164 >>2175111 ONLY 6 percent weaker than you? Hell, that's well within the margin of error. Look, seriously, I'm lost. Just point me in the direction of the village or the shrine and I'll be on my way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:28:39 2009 No.2175185 I admit it, I would comfort a lonely Alice. Because I too am lonely. ;.;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:34:39 2009 No.2175215 File: 133 KB, 324x218, juggalice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2175164

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 3 00:36:39 2009 No.2175228 >>2175215 Does color really denote power? Hell, seriously, I didn't even come here to start shit. You're the one talking about MY POWERS ARE SO IMPRESSIVE. Why do you have to rush to that... are you trying to push people away?

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