Monster Girl Thread

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[Anonymous No.]

Bully the shorties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721666
You know anon, compared to an oni you're a shortie

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss your rata!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721666
Haven't they been bullied enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you go on your honeymoon with the wife(ves)

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>>21721682
Wonderland, one wife is from there and the other wants to get kinky

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>>21721518
Now that's a cute shrine maiden wife. Would be interesting helping her out in her "monster sealing" jobs or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721682
I’ll tell you when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexy sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721698
How can you even say you have a waifu if you haven't already planned out every detail of what she'll say and think and do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721682
Private beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721704
That's one juicy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721705
Because I like to think of her more like a person and less like a dress-up doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721682
Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721706
>alone with four big succs on a private beach
You better bring stamina potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721691
https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721734
Anon... they're onis according to the artist

[Anonymous No.]

How fucked am I for wanting a harem of a lolim, bapho and a rata

[Anonymous No.]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721741
Same difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721716
>not wanting a living doll
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721741
Well, the same applies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721684
>fat rolls
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721750
Not all species can be winners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721745
>How fucked am I
Fucked into the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721750
They're underrated.

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>>21721736

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>>21721758
A cute.

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>>21721745
>Lolim fills you with gargantuan amounts of mamono mana
>Bapho tortures you with her deliciously tight hole
>Rata takes pictures and kind of shlicks herself in a corner
Kind of an unbalanced harem imho

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721760
Feel the eel.

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>>21721697
Before or after she turns? Before she takes you along because "your kind can attract each other" so she can surprise them and defeat them. Afterwards you're there to help her pretend to defeat them and send on their way.

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>>21721752
A little to grab makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721777
You don’t need rolls for that, lardass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721745
Definitely better than wanting a dragon and a night gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721767
If she takes a liking to you, you'll end up doing that regardless of what you have to say on the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721768
After would probably be more wholesome. Would get to see her grumpy or serious face either way. Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721682
Winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

KC lives in Tokyo, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721760
She honestly looks VERY cuddly. Would be forcibly pressed into bosom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721764
>Rata not having all the dirty details about the other two and takes a commanding lead due to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721824
There's other cities to live in Japan? I thought we blew up the only other two

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721827

Even if she squeezed her body would feel pretty great I bet.

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>>21721794
It would get tiresome pretending to be a normal shrine maiden and beating monsters for so long, but there's always things like relaxing in the hot spring with you, drinking tea, performing her regular duties, helping other shrine maidens become corrupted, and so on.

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SUCC'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721867
Disgusting, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721867
So what does it mean for a man to get that mark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721871
Hello again old friend.
What sort of monstergirls are you into, or do you just come here to post your catchphrase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721872
Biggus Dickus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721872
Bigus Dickus

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>>21721193
She looks great.
Also all those options. Especially 1 and 4. Just imagining her trying to act shocked or mad while the pleasure of being changed is to much is great.

>>21721357
Comfy story.

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>>21721872
He has a womb

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>>21721758
You can brush their hair, undress them everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721880
>>21721881
What the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
MOOOOODS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721872
Biggus Dickus

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721867
>Anon thought his fling with that demon was just a one night stand
>Anon wanted to fuck all the monster girls
>Wakes up in the morning after a night of wild sex
>They're in the bathroom together
>Anon sees a marking on his pelvic region, tattooed with sorcery
>He stands confused, distraught, and shocked at the mirror
>Demon stands behind him with a happy yet shit-eating grin
And this is how anon and his demon waifu got married. They say they're still living a happy, sex-filled, monogamous marriage today. Never think you can outsmart a demon. They're all smarter than you and far more cunning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721684
Whats she gunna do to me? Shes to short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721704
Lotta juicy meat on her. I just wanna dig in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721867

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>>21721768
I wonder how long it would take until she realizes the changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721666
Shorties bullying you!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21721960
Gonna marry that succ
Gonna take that succ to church with me

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21721947
I ain't sleeping with no sluts.
Who knows how many men they've had!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you turn your childhood friend into a monster girl, even if it was against her wishes?

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>>21721972
What if it's bait to get a common husband easily

[Anonymous No.]

I have an unyielding desire for a gyaru monster girl GF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721974
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721974
What's the point, she's a childhood friend so will lose anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>Snake Girls
>no feet
>the point?

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>>21721981
Please, its probably just bait to get them easy men for the day.
TFW its not working on Anon and they think they messed up.

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>>21721998
Why so sad?

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>>21721984

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>>21721974
No, some girls are better as humans.

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>>21721867
a womb tattoo on a man is pretty fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721974
Why the hell not. Plus i can do it by taking a slime potion and finishing inside her when we lose our mutual virginity.

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>>21721882
>She thought you were telling the truth when you said you were normal.
>By the time she realizes you're filling her with demonic energy, shes too weak in the knees from pleasure to do anything.

>>21721932
One night is all you need to turn her into a monster if you're going at it long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>Remember me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721991
You can have actual harem in mge so a childhood friend still has a good chance of getting in one

[Anonymous No.]

If you go cold fish on a fearboner monster, is she more likely to be concerned or annoyed?

[Anonymous No.]

What mamono are most likely to have sexy womb tattoos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722011
I never knew it was possible to be so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722037
lolis.

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>>21722044
>Lolis with womb tattoos
I need to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721996
>They just went out for an easy fuck
>Instead ended ahegaoing and engaged to anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722054
Congrats, you have three gyaru wives that are lusty (for you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721919
Standing paizuri.

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>>21721947
Yeah, I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, let's go surfing!

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>>21721947
These threads are turning me on to large breasts more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never teach your monstergirl daughteru the intense pleasure of having daddy's slippery lubed-up fist pushed deep in her anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722103
How often do daughterus get harem'd?

[Anonymous No.]

Unspeakable depravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722103
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722099

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722113
Often enough for it to be normalized, but not much more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722099
>>21722119

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>>21722119
Fuck, I didn't expect to get so hard right now!

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>>21722141
Both are good choices, but I'd prefer Sora.

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>>21721974
Non-consensual monsterization is illegal and punishable by an average of 25 years in prison

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>>21721974
No, forceful corruption is shit, the only acceptable corruption is when it's consensual and even then I don't want anything to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722141
They shouldn't be dressing like that.

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>>21722119
All I want to do is hold one of them down and use their breasts as pillows.

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Strange.
I still want to be a monstergrill preferably Kitsune.
That's weird considering I'm a cisgender. And I'm entirely mentally stable.
Shit. That's the second year.
Just wake up one morning and "realized" that it would be nice. I've even had a couple of dreams... actually, pretty sweet, deep dreams.
Either give me my self-perception back or transform me already.

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>>21722173
faget

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking frogposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722173
Leave now, and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...

Harvin sized Automatons? Draph sized Automatons <Free Space>

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722141
I'll take one Senko, large size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722203
Anything Harvin sized is a-ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722049

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>>21722209
Please, extra big Senko is where its at.

[Anonymous No.]

I need adorably awkward monster moms

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722213
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721767
>Want to
>Cant
Ah, this familiar suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722184

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>>21722209
>Turning Senko into another generic shrine fox
For shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722220
Order up, extra large Senko with a side of LUST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722213
Excellent! Thank you, anon!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21722235
Man was never meant to behold this level of fluffiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722235
This, this is how I want to relieve my stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722235
>tfw can’t wank to senko no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722243
Is this loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722288
No, looks like everyone involved won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722209
>>21722235
I want both at the same time!

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal vulpine body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722304
is it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722304
Ok, where is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722309
It's right there. He posted a sticc and she turned sideways so you can't see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722304
You dropped this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722304
the fuck? 4chan refuses to take any images from me

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>>21722119
I fucking love these girls. I want to be drowned in their titty flesh!

>>21722158
Admirable goal.

>>21722150
>>21722155
Consensual corruption is pretty hot. Especially when they are even more fanatic about changing then you are.

[Anonymous No.]

this is the ideal fox body for fucks sake!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21721992
Yes. Their tails end in a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722324
Consensual corruption is great.
I wish someone did x-ray porn of a girl's womb and bladder being reconfigured by a pslime.

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>>21722325
Bitch please.

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>>21722080
OH YE GODS! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG. DAMN YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722030
Yes

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>>21722155
Boy, you would hate my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your maid? I like a zombie kiki in #9

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, sit back, relax, and let dormouse oneechan get comfy for some late night snuggle sleep

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>Go ahead, make my day.

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>>21722324
It's a thing and I don't care for it.
>>21722347
I probably already do.

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>>21722336
Fuck yeah. That would be great. Pure elation and it works in a few different scenarios.

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>>21722313
He had it right the first time.

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>>21722325
You posted the wrong pic, anon. Here you go.

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>>21722365
That’s a cute Cupid

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>>21722173
If you're using terms like "cisgender", you're not mentally stable

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>>21722324

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>>21722355
1, 2, and 5

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Oh no! The Order has sent a special unit after Anon, the traitor hero! What will he do!?

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>>21722419
is that a screenshot of a screenshot?

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>>21722423
Ushi blood in the camp canteen.
Always a hit.

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>>21722423
stop posting offtopic images.

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>>21722424
It's quite the hand-me-down
Still need more consensual monsterization stories from the lady's perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722423
Leave them alone

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>>21722423
Stop spamming garbage you autistic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722429
>>21722436
Imagine being this salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722445
t. assmad shitposter

[Anonymous No.]

I like elves and find them cute I wonder what an adopted elf daughteru would be like

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>>21722459
>I wonder what an adopted elf daughteru would be like
hot for papa

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>>21722336
I'd be interested in it, but only a certain niche of artist would make it.

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>>21722430
Agreed. Something really hot (for me atleast) seeing a story showing a women experiencing the intense pleasure that accompanies monsterization.

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>>21722464
Not allowed, no lewding the fatheru

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>>21722475
>no lewding the fatheru
I wonder if the human boy threads have girls that want to fuck their fatheru

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>>21722423
>Order assassins
>dressing like that
Can you say repressed?

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>>21722473
Monsterization-focused material is nigh-on nonexistent.
I think the only good picture I’ve ever seen is the cursed collar hellhound one.

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>>21722423
They look cute I'd hug them

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>>21722365
Avoiding Cupids results in Eros sending progressively stronger Cupids to match-make you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722479
>that one Kobold girl who goes on and on about how she wants daddy to tie her up

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>>21722481
Gonna assassinate that cheshire cat's cunt with my dick. Gonna fill up that womb with my seed. Gonna make her so fucking smug her face breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722475
Well that can't be right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722475
Sorry, anon. That's literally how elves work, especially the dark elves.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21722498
No way as a good father there will be 0 lewding the daughteru she needs to find a boy herself perhaps she will befriend the neighbor boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722504
Anon, if your daughteru chooses you you would be a bad father by not dicking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722467
Yeah true. Pslime corruption can be pretty odd internally even if its first done through slime potion creampie. Still would be hot if you do get the right one to do it.

>>21722482
Oh yeah thats a good one.

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>>21722511
Tough luck for her.
She should have known better than to try to get in on mom’s turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722423
Assassins? I was expecting the Order to send something after me.
Good luck making it past these empty liliraune blooms while maintaining your humanity~!

[Anonymous No.]

Good end

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>>21722519
A good father would never break his little girl's heart.

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>>21722525
She will grow out of it when she is older and while in school find the cute nerd boy to protect

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722525
Her decisions have consequences. She brought it upon herself.
She has to learn somehow.

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>>21722355
Shog in 4 or 6, because she's a tall hourglass type.
Goth Kiki in 3 because she's cute and petite
Automaton in 11 because she's happy to wear anything
Gremlin in 7 because the Automaton made her wear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722355
>zombie kiki
That doesn't sound like a good maid

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>>21722504
If its elves you don't really have a choice. The normal ones are pressure cooker time bombs and the longer you prevent them from lewding you the more violent the resulting sexual explosion and rape will be. The dark elves will just result in their mother doing something to restrain you like magic while her, your kids, the neighbors, their kids, and anyone else that feels like tapping that takes their turn but at least their nice enough about it because it's a daily occurence and they won't be backed up.

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>>21722523

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>>21722538
>she's a tall hourglass type
She's a shog. They can be any type you want that's sort of their whole deal. You want a brick shit house? Careful, that's a fucking shog she'll literally make a brick house out of herself that you can live in that quivers anytime you move inside it.

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>>21722535
>>21722537
How do you even say no to a daughteru who has her heart set on you making her yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722525
A good father makes his daughters into mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722552
If dark elves are all fucking their dads then how does anyone ever get jumped by a dark elf (since she should be fucking her dad)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722546
Nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

This Yeti is evil
https://i.imgur.com/SErkaVc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722563
“No”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722355
I'm more into mistresses desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722573
That’s a cow, you can tell by the awful tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722566
Her future husband challenged her to a fight and she knows she's already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722578
>not wanting a dom meido as a mistress

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>>21722546
>zombie kiki
>takes literal hours to get up, get clean, and get dressed
>picking up broken plate pieces she dropped takes 30-40 minutes alone
>dusting a single room is an hours long process
>cleaning dishes happens so slowly the dishes air dry quicker than she rag dries
>going up or down the stairs is a 20 minute one way trip
>pouring you some tea or coffee take so long the cup itself is lukewarm by the time she finishes
>not because she's particularly slow even by zombie standards but because she refuses to be a clumsy oaf with stop-and-go twitchy movement in front of master
>every single movement she does she puts her utmost concentration and effort into making it as smooth and maidly looking as possible even if that means she has to take it a bit slow for complete accuracy and to keep her limbs perfectly steady

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722584
Not him, but I'd be okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722584
>dom meido
Eh. Let maids to the guys who like to be the masters I say. I'd rather be the butler myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722546
She tries her best and while she might be a little clumsy her body still has the instincts. I'm sure she won't mind if I help her clean up what she misses

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722570
Sometimes an elf gets bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722561
True, but she prefers to keep the hourglass because she knows it's what I like. Obviously she's many things around our house as well, like the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722595
>>21722591
CUTE, I bet when she wights from your love she will be even more amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722573
What a cute princess

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>>21722570
Unmarried dark elves exist more than married. They're rare and exist far away from humans so the chances of one getting a man and keeping him are low enough that the supply of unmarried ones is still high.
Also random occurrences yielding separation from the family for some reason.

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>>21722563
I tell her it's wrong and then read her a bedtime story to get her to sleep

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>>21722573
This yeti is the most evil of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722593
You just don't get it do you, anon? Getting dominated by meido who are supposed to be submissive is hot as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722563
Tell her she deserves better than her mother's leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

The most important part about being a father to a monster is living in an area where she can make a childhood friend be it at school or in her neighborhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722606
What happens when you wake up with her grinding on your leg in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722632
No sorry, that's as weird as sub mistresses to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722638
What if I just give her a brother/half-brother instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722632
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722644
Also works

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722638
Never let your daughteru be a childhood friend of someone. They never win

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722648
So should I make sure I move and make her the new girl at school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722653
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722641
Thats why I sleep wrapped up in a blanket

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>>21722653
That'll get her laid. Or drive her further into loneliness and isolation and she ends up raping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722638
Whatever happened to just... friends?
None of this trope fulfillment shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722648
That's because human girls are weak-willed.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, so what if your waifu sees your daughteru's deep feelings for you and decides to help her win you over like she did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722653
Give her toast for breakfast, but make it slowly so she has to run to school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722669
Then you would be describing someone who isn’t my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Father anon who keeps having his daughteru do anime tropes so that she becomes best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722680
>she becomes best girl
But she already is best girl because she is my daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else find mindflayers fascinating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722669
I guess some of us are just destined to dick the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722669
That seems pretty likely, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722680
>implying best girl ever wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722680
It's kind of like The World God Only Knows but with daughteru raising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722624
There's a more finished version of that . I'll post it in the /d/ monster girl thread for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722684
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell your monster sister that incest is wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722684
I do. I enjoy our threadcanon that they are more cartilage than bone, and therefor squishy and soft. Also I imagine being flayed is one of the most intimate things ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have some good monsterization stories? Pslime stories are good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
incest is wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
Why would I ever do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
Hypnotize her. Just don't accidently give her any lewd commands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722697
>>21722702
I like the cute ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
The fact that you have to tell her that means you are the one thinking about incest not her, clearly sure is pure and was never considering incest but because you are so lewd she has to punish you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
By masturbating with her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722700
By ignoring her and getting my own GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722684
Nah. Personally if one got within 30 yards of me I'd bear mace her and hike it. That kind of thing can kindly go fuck itself into another dimension should it choose to exist within my vicinity.
Beyond that though I don't care either way for them and I can at least see why some anons like them.

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>>21722700
You don't need to tell her that.
Just get a barometz or flow kelp gf who physically prevents anyone else from accessing your cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722720
>>21722728
Guys don't turn your sister yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722732
She can yan all she wants. She ain't getting through my gf without a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

GO! GO! MUSCLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722741
Looks like it's take your daughter to rape day.

[Anonymous No.]

What is better 1 fluffy tail or multiple tails that arent as fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722753
Yaay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722741
>>21722762
Your wife demonstrating to your daughteru what to do when she finds her own adventurer is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722753
Every day is take you daughter to rape day
https://imgur.com/NF1DnXE

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Every time I look at this image, I can't help but want to stuff my dick in this centaur's mouth

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>>21722766
>tfw your waifu enjoys “demonstrating” how she met you to your kids

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>>21722771
Oh wow, I didn't realize that was animated.
Such a cutie she is!

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>>21722774
Tsk, nothing personnel kid

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>>21722774
She's thinking with portals

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>>21722771
For fucks sake, I wish I was still forgetting this.

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>>21722766
>"Alright and make sure you sneak up from behind the adventure, hubby please get into character for this"

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Imagine you get isekai'd to MGE Land.
What job class would you have? Assume it gives you the basic skills required, and proficiency grows through combat (if you're a Chief God blessed Hero) or sex (if you're an Incubus).

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>>21722771
you are all now imagining the smell of rubber and baby powder

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>>21722775
Well at least after that the kids will be able to find/get their own husband

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>>21722796
Probably an incubus mage fencer

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>>21722796
Slime Rancher, Lover, and Breeder.

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>>21722801
Plenty of people use baby powder to make getting in to latex easier anon, it's not just for kids.

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>>21722775
She really wants our daughter to watch her get stretched and cumflated until she passes out? Daughteru might wind up turning into a total sizequeen like her mom.

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>>21722796
Househusband.

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>>21722796
Can I just be a house painter and make a living that way. Not like I'd be good in combat

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>>21722796
Alchemist + Crossbows

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>>21722826
>And thus anon fought using a roller

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>>21722796
>incubus Blue Mage is Rule 63 JK Haru

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>>21722771
>suckling her ball gag like a pacifier
good old KDF.

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>>21722819
It’s half educational, half showing off.

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>>21722847
and it helps her know what kind of man to look out for when she goes out on her own

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>>21722796
Knowing my luck stat, I'd probably end up as a mage specializing in some abstract form of magic that requires very clever application in order to be useful. Hopefully I can find a big buff warrior/barb wife to protect me.

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>>21722796
Bard/Elementalist.

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>>21722796
Alchemist but not really the fighting kind

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>>21722863
Apothecaries are important.

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>>21722796
>What job class would you have?
Wormfood

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>>21722796
Some sort of Bard/Rogue so I could live a life of crime and intrigue with my wife.

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>>21722796
Professional Clit Licker

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>>21722796
Witcher and Elder Scrolls have taught me that Alchemy Build is the way to go.

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>>21722889
Are you sure you wouldn't make a natural stealth archer?

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>>21722892
Not this time, Todd.

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>>21722896
Imagine all the monsters that don't own skyrim that's such a huge untapped market

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>>21722796
Is a marriage with a baph a warlock pact?

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>>21722905
I don't think many monster girls would buy it like no dragons would buy it

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>>21722926
Rape Paarthunax.

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>>21722905
>Todd is the one to open the portal just so he can sell them skyrim

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>>21722728
>just a barometz or flow kelp
Filthy casual.

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>>21722419
Motorboat the centaur pussies!

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>>21722930
>Monster Girls already made their own Skyrim and Fallout that aren't bug ridden pieces of shit
I'll take an MGE New Vegas.

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>>21722936
That's not a plant.
I only fuck plantgirls.

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>>21722946
>Implying Tanuki Howard's games aren't also filled with bugs

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>>21722947
Alrighty then.

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>>21722954
It's not a bug it's a feature
See that mountain you can climb it
Radiant AI...

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>>21722954
Tanuki Howard is very short.

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>>21722960
More like
>See that boy you can rape him

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>>21722796
house hubby and/or painter

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>>21722962
>>21722962
>>21722962
>>21722962

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>>21722796
I'd prefer Thief/Rogue, though I'd probably wind up as a scholar or a low level monk/fighter.

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>>21722956
Loliraune are amazing.
Top tier plantfu, but not so good at stopping yan sisters.

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>>21722956
They need plenty of plant food, water and sunshine to grow big and strong

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>>21722796
Prince of Doom, Heir of Blood, or Lord of Light or Mind if I get bullshit levels of luck.

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>>21722987
lol homestuck
>>21722963
>Boy has glitched hit boxes so no rape moves work

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>>21722991
The classpect system was dope, and I had a lot of fun back in the day ERPing as Doc Scratch or Bec on MSPARP and as OC First Guardians on Pesterchum.

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>>21722796
>What job class would you have?
Is ‘slut’ a job class? Because if so, I want that.

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Would monstergirls like video games, I could see a Kiki loving tetris

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>>21722997
Trolls got me into monstergirls

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>>21722999
It is in FATAL!

>>21723002
Aradia best girl.

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>>21723000
Helping a Vampire and her Dhampir daughter bond by making them play through Legacy of Kain!

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Dumb bird https://i.imgur.com/4KUZdyI.png

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>>21723010
my br0ther

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Would you cross the pond?

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>>21723014
She looks pretty smart

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>>21722999
I think it’s a quality that can be applied to any class, reducing their normal effectiveness but boosting their sexiness. You know, like slutty Firemen, slutty delivery boy, slutty plumber, etc.

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>>21723000
Some would. In general, it's based more on the individual, but certain mamono would have more proclivity towards vidya, and for different reasons.
For example, Sylphs would love trying out rumors and glitches, and would be all-in on D E E P L O R E.

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>>21722796
Honestly right now I'd be a weak peasant, I'd want to be a paladin though with a Holstaur wife/partner.

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>>21723016
No, I'd let her come to me. Any day now she'll do it.

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>>21723014
>Heh, stealing from high-level adventurers just means better loot. Easy money.

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>>21723016
I can’t cross the pond without getting closer to her.

I want to see a Bunyip light up with excitement when you make a reference to her favorite hobby/series.

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>>21723016
no i hate moememe voice

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>Your salamander fighting teacher only lets you butt fuck her until your strong enough to beat her

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>>21723032
>I can’t cross the pond without getting closer to her.
Actually depending on her speed compared to yours there is a way to escape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF_-ob9vseM

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>>21722796
Scholar studying electrical magic. Unfortunately, Raiju, Thunderbirds, and Gremlins just don’t appeal to me.

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>>21722796
A Ranger, with my large, stoic Grizzly Bear companion who always ends up bailing me out of trouble.

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>>21723017
She can't even wear clothes properly, clearly a dumb bird

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>>21723052
Does she use your body as a weapon?

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>>21722796
Realistically? I die of exposure/starvation/disease/infection in the wilderness or city streets.

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>>21723042
I don’t watch crap

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>>21722796
Id hope to be a wizard, but mainly making unimportant things, like bowls of infinite candy

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>>21723057
I don't follow

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>>21723058
MGE verse runs off of JRPG and fantasy anime logic, not real world logic.

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>>21723058
Just pray for aid.
You did pledge to a god(dess) right?

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>>21723080
>You did pledge to a god(dess) right?
Could I ask my goddess to join me on my journey

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>>21723113
Unlikely unless she’s a minor one like for a local shrine or something.

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>>21723113
Just have your childhood friend be a vessel for her

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>>21723073
I'll be honest, it's kind of hard to answer the question properly when there's so many different scenarios I'm interested in.

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>>21723120
So a three person party nice

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>>21723041
beat her and just go deeper inside her ass

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>>21723120
>The goddess keeps tell her to lewd you

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>>21723127
>>21723041
Do you think Salamander's and Lizardwomen ever cause misunderstandings when they go to work covered in bruises and talking about how their husband keeps beating them?

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>>21722796
Magus. Sword+magic is great. Ideally I'd want to settle down fairly soon, but being extra tricksy in the meanwhile would be great.

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You can't just go up to a Monster Girl and gush about how cool and awesome she is, jeez.

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>>21723130
>Your childhood friend is the shrine maiden to a purity goddess and follows her teachings to the highest degree
>The moment she starts sharing a body with her the one she worshiped makes her think lewd thoughts and says she should fuck her friend
>The childhood friend instead of thinking her goddess is actually lewd believe it is just a test of faith of which she keeps passing to the annoyance of the goddess

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Just friendly reminder that ratas are NOT squirrels and they are chipmunks

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>>21723153
Wow that's some nice hair

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>>21723160
we all know about these cutemunks

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>>21723160
That's okay, chipmunks can store a lot of things in their cheek pouches.

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>>21723160
Then why have I never seen one eating chips? I bet they don’t even live monastically.

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Could an Otohime make going on a cruise actually sound enjoyable? They did so well with their resorts.

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>>21723160
Calling a Ratatoskr a Squirrel is prime bullying though.

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>>21723183
Rats more like.

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>>21723186
>Rataoskr who soaks her tail in water, to hide her gigantic mofu and to fit in with a group of delinquent rats she thinks are cool.

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>>21722684
I do.

>>21722697
>>21722702
Especially these ones.

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>>21722684
Funny, I don't remember anything about them. There's a gap in my memory.

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>>21723209
Poor girl I want to free that mofu from being trapped

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>>21723160
Look on the top left of the right page.

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>>21723041
>be trained from a young age
>at first you were skittish about having buttsex with your intimidating sally master, but after a few times you really got addicted to her ass
>as you continue your training, she's able to tell how strong you're getting not just from your sparring lessons, but from how many times you're able to make her cum from her ass
>she maintains composure during sex so you don't get cocky during training
>however, the day finally comes when you're able to beat her
>you're well experienced cock absolutely breaks her, making her your ahegaoing fucktoy for the next several hours of breeding
>when she wakes up later, she realizes she's thoroughly pregnant, and that means you'll be giving her ass a lot more attention until your daughter comes

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>>21722796
Join some adventure guild as a mage tank. Hopefully keep my spaghetti contained to form a party with my potential spell blade wife.

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>>21723236
I knew it, Chipmunk posting was just Rata propaganda.

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>>21723157
>slim childhood friend becomes host to a minor goddess of mothers
>over the course of your adventures, her body slowly changes into that of a holy goddess of fertility, a prime example of a broodmother who's curves can no longer be contained by her nun habits
>she keeps having thoughts of babies and re-occuring dreams of you, her and your dozens of children, each subsequent dream adding a new child

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One last dance?

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>>21723277
>but we've been dancing for two weeks!

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>>21723153
I'm gonna go up to a Minotaur and tell her how great her abs and muscles are and how strong she must be.

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>>21723277
Why does it have to be last cant we just dance again tomorrow?

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>>21723264
>They're not just fantasies but premonitions

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>>21723286
Even the one where a Wurm pops out of the ground while you’re having sex with her to ask for directions to the library?

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>>21723293
Especially that one, she really does need help getting there before her book is overdue

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>>21723293
Silly Wurm should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.

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Do you have a non monster waifu that you want to be monsterized?

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>>21723298
Clearly she thought the goddess who knows every woman's duedate would know when her book is due

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>>21723301
Yes but I can't talk about her in these threads for reasons.

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>>21723301
See >>21723318

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>Bring your Shoggoth maid to meet your parents
>They're clearly a bit uncomfortable, but they're willing to be nice for your sake
>Problems arise when your mother sets the table for dinner
>Your maid just stares at the plate meant for you and starts making dial up modem noises

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>>21723318
>>21723320
Why is that? is it an atelier girl?

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>>21723336
No it's not allowed

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>>21723326
How does shog know what modem is?

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>>21723336
I got in trouble for mentioning her before.

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>>21723338
>>21723353
Well I think I know who one of you is.

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>>21723361
That's nice.

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>>21723338
>>21723353
Ok nevermind then.

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>>21723340
Turns out that's just the universal noise of quirky yet beloved items afraid of being replaced.

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>>21722796
i'd be a caesti wielding pugilist. i bet it would be fun to go to zipangu and throw down with the martial artists there

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>>21723448
What species would be trained and used by the MCA (besides Kunoichis obviously)?

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What species would be trained and used by the MCA (besides Kunoichis obviously)?

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>>21723463
Maritime and Coastguard Agency?

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>>21723463
Museum of Contemporary Art?

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>>21723463
Mammary Certification Agency?

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>>21723463
Masochist Comforting Alliance? Dark Elves probably. Girtablilu.

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>>21723467
>>21723469
Monster Contract Agency. Or Marriage Contract Agency. Either one works and the mentions of kunoichi should give a hint at what they do.

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I want the monstergirl roulette to be real

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>>21723478
is this actually a thing?

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>>21723478
I'd imagine damn near all of them barring the properly simple types like slimes and fungi. Covert types for spec and solo ops. Manticores and hellhounds and those types for more actiony theatres and sweet 80's era action movie sequences.
Airdropped wurms for entrenched targets.
Cheshire infiltrators for buried targets.
Werewolves for getting in and scattering the crowd and jingko and ocelomehs waiting in the trees and brush to pick off any that break perimeter.
Literally any of the water types for naval ops.
More traditional and calmer/non-combat oriented types for proper contracting.

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>>21723504
Its a just a fun reference to Hitman's ICA except more sexy and marriages are involved.

>>21723513
Good points.

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>>21723469
Imagine taking the same museum art tour twice, once hosted by a Leanan Sidhe and once by a Wurm.

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>>21723568
>Wurm museum guide
I don't think it's a good idea?

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>>21723080
My goddess is the Pharaoh!

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>>21723582
Why not? She knows all there is to about painting and the history of it, really the Sidhe is the boring tour because she barely even tries

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>>21721855
Don't forget getting a lot of kids

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>>21723478
>>21723513
This sounds dangerous.

And I bet it's headed by a Tanuki who smokes a long pipe, has an eye-patch and grey hair/fur.

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>>21723606
>...and this one was drawn by van guh....gawwg? I didn't know vans could draw...anyway, if you look at it long enough you can see some flowers. Aren't they pretty?
>bursts through the dividing wall between sections
>next we have...rod...in(?) and his carry...um...

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i wish to start a mg metal band with a banshee singer, high orc drummer, and myself as the bassist. but which mgs would make for good guitarists? most of them have goofy, unusable hands

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>>21723679
Rata

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>>21723680
Small, dainty hands, good choice.

Will she dye her mofu in wild colors to live up to her crazy metal persona?

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>>21723679
Metalhead Moff

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>>21723684
Of course just get some good black dye

[Anonymous No.]

It was brought to my attention that global rule number three has changed, so here's a cute foxgirl getting bent out of shape.

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>>21723701
Black as her soul! Rock and roll!

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>>21723685
>Freddie Mercury
>Metal

Really, my dude?

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>>21723707
I have no art of Moth-Chan that fits better but threadcanon said she was the singer of a band called MetalMorphosis.

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>>21723301
>>21723336
>>21723368
God I want her Magisa, and Narmaya to be my onee-sans.

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>>21723680
>>21723684
>>21723685
>be high orc drummer at my band's audition
>it's going great, finally got a lead guitarist
>she's a mothgirl with those spotted wings that look like big eyes, kinda unsettling, which is good
>the band still needs a rhythm guitarist though
>banshee calls in the next person
>holy shit, it's a cute little rata
>she's got her fur dyed black, bless her fuckin' heart
>the look on our bassist's face is doubtful though
>fuck him, let's see what you got
>she starts playing some riffs for us
>her style is different from moth's, more aggressive but less articulate
>i like it, the girls like it. bassist looks like he changed his mind too
>we tell her she's in
>she's all giddy now
>so am i; the band's complete

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>>21723647
I can see it. Tanuki taking high value targets and sending the appropriate monster to marry. Probably wear a kimono that makes her look like a big titty softie. Except she definitely isn’t.

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>>21723702
not sure if the furry or the fucked perspective bothers me more

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>>21723727
What version of camilla though?

Also great fantasy.

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>>21723742
Please, she wears a suit for her job, more professional. The kimono is for her husband, who was her target several decades ago.

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>>21723747
That sounds quite hot.
>beeg strong tanuki boss of the MCA.
>comes home to you every night and dresses in her kimono.
>sometimes likes to just drag you to bed a relive your wedding night.

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Complicated set of rules and conditions or just one sentence contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723746
The most onee-san version with the biggest breasts.

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>>21723769
IOU: 1 Marriage

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>>21723769
>plz marry me
>has kids and crippling credit card and student loan debts

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>>21723773
But thats all of them!

>>21723769
Usually the MCA contracts are simple “infiltrate, fuck, and marry” with a standard “many kids” clause and maybe some more specialized clauses. Although usually those are added on during mission.

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>>21723769
>Demon dumps a gigantic stack of forms in front of you to sign.
>Read it briefly.
>Point out she misspelled a word.
>She panics and freaks out.
>Quickly snatches the form pile away from you and runs off to give it another proof-read.

Everything needs to be perfect!

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>>21723780
Demons will fix it

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>>21723785
Exactly, I want all the onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723793
Who is the head of your onee-san harem?

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>>21723769
Months to years of drafting an elaborate contract, going from strangers to friends to deep affection through her countless revisions, obsessively ensuring every aspect is as perfect as possible and tossing out drafts in misery as she's unsatisfied by the terms, until eventually she sheepishly presents you with the single line: "Please love me forever."

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>>21723769
"Click yes to accept."
It's an unenforceable contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723793
I don't think i could handle a magisa, narumeia, and camilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723812
I'd actually like them to take turns, have it on a set rotation schedule.
>>21723825
I doubt I could either, but I damn well want to try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723160
No, they are onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723846
Would you call your wife an "onahole" to her face?

[Anonymous No.]

How does your waifu feel about you being unable to do magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723858
Jinko doesn't care, she has abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723894
Abs hard enough to use as a crafting bench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723899
And breasts large enough to smother a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723902
Tigers are dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723904
Only to the unprepared....or if the Jinko is a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723909
Or if she's in the jungle with laser beams, tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723904
What a load of absolute balderdash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723920
>Loli jinko stands menacingly

[Anonymous No.]

My hip and back feel like they both have a red hot fire poker jammed into them. Please, I need a monster girl to fix this, someone open the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723935
>Palmtop Tiger.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYf8XVgFLLc

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723949
Remember that breasts are a debuff on loli jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723822
Depends on the country in question. Demon realms could have wonky laws like verbal contracts being a-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723981
Not a debuff for speed, loli Jinkos are fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724017
You say that but pai loli jinkos still need to adjust to increases in their weight and balance

[Anonymous No.]

How do human bullies fair in an MG dominated school?
>Picking on low tier monsters who can't fight back effectively might be fine at the start but would get boring quickly and most likely end with you getting drugged and raped or getting teamed up on and raped
>Picking on high tier monsters would just be suicide, unless you like going full shonen as she beats you down for the umpteenth while you pick yourself back up, but god help you if one of them decides to take mercy on you by taking you under her wing
>Picking on other boys might backfire due to monster girls white knighting him, and especially if he has a childhood friend that'd die for his dense dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724017
>speed lolis
>not knowing big breasts are more aerodynamic than flat chests
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
Bully the Lich by flushing her tome down the toilet. Worry about it later when she's an adult and a master of Necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
Simple: bully the teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
I'd just bully alps with my dick. They're free game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724038
I got lost when he used a z-axis for a 2 dimensional graph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
You just walk around telling MG's you don't love them or picking out aspects of their anatomy that aren't human and tell them men won't love them for it or tell them that boy they like gave a love letter to a human girl the other day and she accepted. True bullying involves psychological warfare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724064
Correlative properties.

[Anonymous No.]

>exploring dark mages lair while she occasionally pops in to speak to you in rhymes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724069
I dont think being a human girl supremacist will work out well because next you know a yan girl chopped off her monster parts and is raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724069
That's some MK-Ultra cruel, Anon, I was thinking more about physical bullying like shoving them against the lockers and taking their lunch money, forcing them to do your homework or give you test answers under threat of violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
Simple bully yourself then no one can fight back

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722796
Inventor, bringing what advancements in technology I know into their world

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724089
Physical bullying is for insecure individuals to stroke their egos and that is all. Psychological bullying is the thinking mans game and the sadists wet dream because you simply have to plant the seed and the victim will water and tend to it themselves while you watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724098
>what advancements in technology I know into their world
But they have magic what good is say a fan when they have air magic or who needs a refrigerator when they have spells of stasis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724102
>>21724033
I will be the anti-bully ranger of justice if it means protecting monsters even though the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724093
That's probably going to catch the attention of a demon class president type, a genki kikimora and a shy but extremely earnest and affectionate nightmare to form your personal anti-bully squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724093
>anon starts beating himself up in the middle of the hallway
>all MG's in the local area flock to his location to white knight the fuck out of him
>tell him it'll be okay they're here now and he's safe and they'll love him forever and never let anything bad happen to him all while kicking the ever living shit out of him
>standers by claim to this day they that even amongst the flying fur, scales, and blood they could see a shit eating grin on his face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724110
They wont notice because why would they bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724109
>the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me
I wonder how they would react since you are so puny and yet are standing up for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724109
Go for it. I'll just tell them how weak do they have to be that something as weak as a human is the one having to be their shield and point out any injury that occurs to you is a direct result of their failure to defend themselves when it should be them defending you.

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>>21724093
Eventually, a monstergirl would pick up on your depressive, self-hating attitude, even if she really didn't know you were beating yourself up, and you didn't tell anyone. They can sort of 'sense' it.
She might not rape you immediately, but instead try to learn more about the loner who sits away from everyone else and walks home alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724132
An Anti-bully ranger of justice for all friends won't be stopped by a mere injury using the power of empathy it is easy to get back up and turn the other cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724102
>Watching in waiting instead of acting
Go drink some cranberry juice and pretend it's a vintage wine, maybe you'll even catch the attention of a vampire if your lucky
>>21724109
>>21724129
>the monster's I'm trying to protect are way stronger than me
>I wonder how they would react
The Mumen Rider of the anti-bully squad, gets beat up or easily swatted after going on about the courage to stand up for what's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724077
It only works because they're jiggly and filled with Dragon milk I guess, not a fixed shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724149
>the courage to stand up for what's right
Character is doing the right thing even when nobody is looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724122
That's the magic of monstergirls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724146
Oh, anon. The point of the injury isn't to make you feel pain. It's so the MG's know you got hurt because they were weak. This is exactly why all those boys don't love them and why they go after human women after all. It'll be so clear for them when they can see it laid out right in front of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724149
>not using action to plant the seed in the first place before moving on to the next just like a farmer planting his crops

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724159
>This is exactly why all those boys don't love them
But friendship is a form of love and that's why the anti-bully ranger can always get back up from any encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724150
As are any boobs. The bigger the better the effect to but it will also yield result even if the boobs were solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724169
You do know you're just making it so they get to watch you get your ass kicked in before their eyes because of them rather than just taking a single punch and staying down, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724178
I just have to keep coming back stronger

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724141
That'd probably be a sort of rollercoaster of emotions for any monstergirl who noticed.
>start off assuming he's just shy and quiet and the problem will resolve itself in time
>slowly starts to realize what's actually going on internally and vows to do something about it
The average anon is probably hardcore extremist fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724186
Broken bones and torn muscles healing stronger than before is myth, anon. It actually weakens the whole structure and makes them more prone towards breaks and tears after the fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724196
tis but a scratch anon

[Anonymous No.]

>anon playing dead space
>it gets to the tentacle pull scene as he frantically tries to free himself with a pulse rifle
>suddenly tentacle slams open his door and drags him off
>expect to hear flatlining and blood splattering screen
>instead gets dragged to diner table as annoyed shog momsters says she called him down earlier
what other spooky things do shogs do?

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>>21724222
>what other spooky things do shogs do?
They are always watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724222
I heard Shogs can wake up in the morning and only need to hit "snooze" once or twice. But Kikis are even spookier: they can wake up without any alarm at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724222
>The Ishimura has been slowly converted into a private mansion for herself and 'Mastah', floating alone through space.

Sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724222
>what other spooky things do shogs do?
They suffused the air they're exposed to and anything they come into contact with with microscopic particles of themselves so they can slowly but surely infect every single cell in your body virus style that way she can be as close to you as possible forever and ever and also subtly change your perceptions of reality and various opinions and views on things and maybe even your memories...but only a little.
Also if they sneeze it's a 50/50 if they'll lose enough concentration to drop the masquerade and let you have a momentary glimpse of things man was not meant or built to know let alone see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724232
I wish I had a maid for my alarm clock just a nice shake awake would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723855
>succubus friend tells a guy to say something like "you are my beautiful onahole" to his dom wife
>the guy doesn't know what it means, but the succ says it is a great compliment
>[mischievous succ noises]

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>>21724222
>shog momster
How nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724264
probably gentler than my college roommates. we had an ongoing 'game' of alarm clock type pranks. Air horns, car horns, smoke alarms, a concrete vibrator stuck under the mattress, fog machine, firecrackers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724264
Along with a long black coffee and breakfast, aww yiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724285
>coffee
>not starting your day with tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724264
So what would you want? A simple shake, a kiss, or a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724296
>starting your morning like a pansy
Tea is for throwing in rivers or outting hipsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724296
I mean, tea's nice on a weekend, but I hope a stern maid doesn't swap it out for coffee for my health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724298
Just her nudging me awake nothing lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724306
My man. A good maid makes sure her master gets to work with plenty of energy and is ready to tackle the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724306
Not even when she kisses you thinking you are still fully asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724333
She would never do such a thing I've know her since we were kids

[Anonymous No.]

>not having maid pussy for breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724296
>not monster ultra paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724337
>Maid Childhood Friend
>Not lewding her master

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724385
Only if I can have maid pussy on the go, I need to get to work on time!. Hope everyone else doesn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724385
brown loli cat maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724396
My childhood friend would never lewd me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724433
Pregnant brown loli cat maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724450
best maid

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Maids should offer tea or coffee as an option, but either way it's their duty that their master is able to perform at hist best. So no lewding until he's back from work!

[Anonymous No.]

Office Linebacker Minotaur. Wait how the fuck would that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724385

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724438
I feel bad for her I bet she is so pent up just waiting for her master to fuck her while she cleans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724471
In the grim darkness of the future when copy machines work perfectly the office space is kept vibrant and challenging by having Minotaurs tackle unsuspecting employees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724471
Someone needs to tackle those pesky interns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724455
She calls you mastnya

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724489
>>21724486
>YA KILL THE JOE, YA MAKE SOME MO'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724493
>Wake up, meowster

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724495
>I-I'm sorry Miss Minotaur, I was just asked to make copies of the quarterly reports!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724510
And the Lord Middle Manager set in the copy room a Salamander with a flaming sword that turned every which way to keep way to the one copy-machine that hadn't run out of ink

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724519
Sally-senpai! Thank you! Maybe this internship will result in a job just yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724519
Sally Mander, lord of middle management

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724604
And her idol, Teiai Group's NUMBAH TWO, TONEGAWA YUKIO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724604
Sally Mander is the cooolest! She'll save me from being fired!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724639
I can't read Sanskrit but I'm sure it says something indecent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724689
>Sanskrit

[Anonymous No.]

Lizards are cool girls I like them and wish there was more about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724688
Why would you be fired? You're a man, men are always in demand around the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722481
> Mamonobama increases beauty and exhibitionism
> More time spent in the field PURGING monsters increases passive mamonobama exposure
> It follows that the most veteran Order units would also be the most slutty
IT ALL MALES SENSE

[Anonymous No.]

What age is best to start putting toys in your loli cat maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724717
I don't think I could accept a monsterized order girl if she hurt mg's

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gengenetrix_3/status/1151743484119793664
Front.Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722423
>Everyone, listen to my song!
And then, with my ANIMA SPIRITIA, the nearby mamono will be healed and kept safe and strong enough to protect the village from the assassins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724719
Due to mamono mana and its weird properties, it really depends on your tastes, as your mana will mix with hers, and she'll appreciate it no matter what.
If you're into BABY FUCKING, fresh from the womb.
If you're a toddlercon, once she's out of diapers.
If you're a lolicon, probably around 10.
If you're based and ephebopilled, 13-15 is a good range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21723648
Surely she was trained by the museum first. I imagine Wurm art tours would be more like her imagining stories behind the picture and pointing out neat details. Like a child showing everyone their favorite pieces after learning about them in school.

[Anonymous No.]

It would be fun to see what would happen after a stern, single human mother gets transformed into a Kobald soon after telling her human son that she will never buy him a dog. On one hand he'd have a dog but on the other hand he might become spoiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724717
>MALES SENSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
Don’t most bullies end up either marrying Alps or becoming one themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724837
She would be perfect at keeping little kids interested in the art

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724854
and Alp can still be a bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724033
>tfw people just avoided me in school instead of bullying me because the teachers were the bullies

[Anonymous No.]

I like soft, nice and docile monster girls but I don't want to make the big aggressive ones feel bad for my preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724864
>You're turned on by me, aren't you, you little faglord?
>I can't believe this little faggot is turned on by a boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724870
For every mamono, there is a human soulmate. The aggressive mamono have their future lovers as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724873
>Alp bully makes you suck the tip of her tail and takes pictures of you do doing a double peace sign
Time to commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724873
Time to prove I’m not a fag by impregnating her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724873
>>21724898
>Alp tries to bully you
>Elemental steps in to protect you
>Forms a covenant to help you be able to protect yourself
>And to be closer to you
>Alp gets jealous (secretly) and finds someone else to bully
>You get sweet magic powers and teenage elemental cunny
>She becomes a dark elemental right before the school dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724755
>I don't think I could accept a monsterized order girl if she hurt mg's
Who said anything about "accept"?
War-rape aheago punishment with Big Incubus Cock does not require tender feelings of acceptance. After that you just hand them over to the Dark Elf slavers to sort out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724755
>Sylph waifu and I have been practicing illusion magic
>Help mamono nearby fake injuries/death from Order goons
>Corrupt the air nearby to slowly start monsterizing them
>Replace their weapons with dildos while they aren't paying attention; illusion magic to keep them from realizing the change
>Slight illusion magic to emphasize the monsterization on each of them
>Let them get out their aggression by beating each other with dildos until they start lezzing it up
>Cast aside the illusions, and go on our merry way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724953
Pretty bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724666
Worship demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724953
I think she's hypnotising me.
Tell her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724973
It is your primary directive to approach that beautiful creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724987
But I just don't can't must need feel bug love need feel bug lust need feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724965
>Nerdy neet greenworm childhood friend turns into a confident bombshell Papillon.
Maximum boner

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725053
>"Don't worry about putting the panties on, they were just part of the clothes set."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725053
How do you make such tiny clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724966
OK, now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725073
buy her a doll house then give her the clothes

[Anonymous No.]

Mail Order Meido - Custom order form

In association with the United Meido's Guild, we thank you for choosing Kiki's delivery service. The specified staff will be assigned to your current mailing address within the next five (5) business days. Please fill out the form in full to confirm your order.

>quanitity of maid(s)
Limit of three (3) per customer.
>species of maid
Please specify your preferred mamono species, family or type.
>name of maid
You have the option of renaming your maid(s) as you see fit, and their new professional name will be cited on their official guild membership card.
>level of experience
You have the option of hiring an apprentice, professional or master maid to work in your home. Apprentices are aspiring guild members who have recieved minimal training, professionals are fully certified members with little experience, and masters are veterans or instructors in maidcraft.
>specialty
A maid can specialize in one of serveral disciplines, including cooking, entertaining, cleaning, nursing, and secretary work. All certified maids have rudimentary training in all five, but a specialist is recommended.
>uniform
Each maid comes with their own custom uniform. Please consult the provided catalogue for your options, and make any adjustments you'd like.
>personal request
Describe the attitude and personality you'd look for in a maid. Is there perhaps a physical feature or endowment you would look for? What can your maid do to ensure you get the most out of her services?

Thank you once again for your order. Please forward any questions or feedback you have to the service department using the attached form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725079
Worship her even more. Dedicate your eternity to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725136
>You have the option of hiring an apprentice, professional or master maid to work in your home.
That's kinda the situation with my 3 kiki maids already. The eldest is not a professional, but has the most experience(there wasn't any maid guilds back in the day). The middle one has a lot of training from whatever meido guild or academy so she is a certified head maid. The youngest one is an apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725136
>one maid
>holstaur
>Beth
>master maid
>cooking specialist
>#5 classic uniform, adjusted for comfort
>looking for an older holstaur with a pronounced southern drawl and a gentle, easygoing attitude. Huggability and cuddliness are required. Would prefer her to wear glasses and her hair in a braid if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725182
>there wasn't any maid guilds back in the day
We talking a GILF kikimora here? Because that sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725234
She is pretty milfy looking that's for sure. She is very motherly. Meanwhile the head maid is a no-nonsense stern kiki. Very professional.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of mamono would love me?
I'm too middle-of-the-road in too many things, a jack of all trades-type who starts a lot of things and leaves them unfinished because something else catches my eye, and people find me unsettling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725136
One zombie maid with her original name with as little experience as possible specialized in cuteness and if that isn't an option then secretary work wearing uniform 11

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of Kiki would like having a butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725232
Nice fashion sense, what they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725291
Just BEE yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725301
>cuteness
What kind of cute? Full zombie moe, all moany and shambly and needing lots of help? Or just a regular sort of cutie pie but dead-colored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725306
a kiki gets a butler when she can't get a mastah, but it makes her sad since it's just not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725326
A honeybee? Or are you implying an alraune? Either way, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725333
full on maid cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725343
An Alraune will love you even if you're shit and Honeybees work hard enough for two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725341
>but it makes her sad since it's just not the same
Good thing the butler is there to cheer her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725341
Doing an elaborate butler thing for regular kikis on their birthday or anniversaries would probably be well liked. After all, maids do love being praised, and what better way of showing off how much you've learned from her directions and lessons than actually doing it for her? Besides, a spoiled maid's embarrassed face is too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725347
That makes some sense. Maybe both? Since most alraune have already enjoyed some yuri with a honeybee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725359
>anon gets up even earlier than his kiki does
>goes all out dressing up, bowtie, coattails, white gloves, the works
>he even slicks his hair back and puts on a little pair of stately glasses
>the day goes down as a sort of role-play, with anon acting like he's always been her butler and her playing along, blushing furiously
>for the whole day anon attends to her, addresses her as the mistress, bows when she enters a room, etc.
>she never gets used to the celebrity treatment, but makes an audible yip when he kisses her hand and seats her for dinner
>for the entire evening meal she catches herself staring at him and blushing, rubbing her thighs together
>night falls, and anon draws a bath for his "mistress", offering her a robe
>she's in the water for maybe a minute before she calls for him, and bashfully requests that he wash her hair
>he hasn't even finished lathering before she starts to lose it
>suddenly she drags him in, rips his clothes off and rapes the everloving shit out of him
>it becomes a regular thing once they're married for anon to address her as "mistress" when it's time to fuck
>if this scenario wasn't her fetish already, it is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725405
Just make sure you don't mess up your butler duties or you will pull her out of the roleplay and she tells you how to do it right

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725432
I'm just thinking about monsters getting autistic about you doing their fetish roleplays correctly like when the dragon gets mad that you put on the sword scabbard backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725432
Or she gets REALLY into it and takes it upon herself to 'discipline' you as any proper mistress would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725445
>Purposely makes a mess so that you have to bend down and clean it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725405
>kiki bashfully requests anon to lather her hair, hiding some of her face under the candle-lit bath
>confidently replies "Of course, Mistress, it would be my pleasure."
>gently but firmly rub her scalp in small circular motions, as she squeals and moans softly
>as she's completely caught up in the rhythm, he leans over and whispers beside her head
>"Now Mistress, for hygine purposes, it is very important we don't forget to wash behind the ears."
>kiki has a split second of wide-eyed realization before anon rubs the back of her long, floppy dog ears
>those squeals and moans are no longer soft
How can something so incredibly lewd and pure exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725459
>makes you strip down for every mistake, until you're wearing nothing but a bowtie
>she grabs you by the hair and makes you eat her out until she's satisfied

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725459
A kiki making a mess
just how flustered did the butler uniform make her to cause that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725489
that’s how you know you’re doing it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725376
And who would go after me first?
Would the alraune draw me in, and the honeybee refuse to not be haremed because she doesn't want to stop lewding her alraune friends, or would the honeybee befriend and marry me, and share the alraune with me until I'm convinced to marry her, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725496
You would be recruited by the Hive to help fertilize the Alraune and the Honeybee would be your assigned worker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724104
To err is human. To really mess things up, you need a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725476
That's why she kept having you bend down and get under the table to clean up the mess she made so that she could show you she wasnt wearing panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724154
Is it still character if I say “I’m a good person. I did the right thing.” to myself after doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725518
Sure reminding yourself and reinforcing what you did was right isn't too wrong. maybe a bit prideful depending on your reasoning for telling yourself that, but it seems harmless. Doing a good thing for a selfish reason is still good though doing a good thing for a selfless reason is always better and more meaningful

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725469
>anon gives her the full treatment, massaging her, drying her off, painting her nails and taking her to bed
>instead of her usual nightgown he dresses her in a translucent negligee and stockings, and lays her out while he brushes her hair and tail
>by the end she's so horny she can't even speak, but her loyal butler would not make a move without her order
>she's shivering and dripping when she finally manages to whimper the words and beg for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725506
Would the honeybee be tsundere?
>I-I'm only cuddling you because the Hive said it would help, b-baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725545
>No huge, buff, snuggly bumblebee

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hunt a demon realm boar with my salamander wife, then chill in the village onsen afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725320
Ask the artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725306
A defective one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725536
Too cute. Maids deserve all the pampering their loyal butlers can muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725611
It's not her fault she is too busy teaching new maids how to maid properly to get her own master and the large manor she was given by the previous head teacher is too large for her to clean on her own despite her best attempts so she needs a butler

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju-san no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725630
Huggy zap weasels

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725632

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monsters would have a gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725632
Zap weasel with Yeti paws

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to zap weasels that are low on zaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725554
>no small, genki tsundere honeybee who was assigned to you by her hive out of pity for her and genuinely enjoys being around you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725719
They recharge with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724028
At least they get an increased punch power in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725661
Fox or wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725795
Weasel, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725795
Neither. Weasel (raiju).

KC weasels can be easily identified by the fur on their wrists, and the sock-like fur on their feet.

[Anonymous No.]

The lack of Runya porn is disgusting. The Sabbath Grimoire was been out for how many months now and we've only gotten 1 porn art done of her? Absolutely blasphemous. She's clearly the best goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725765
Do they?

[Anonymous No.]

We need more lizard girl lewds, but of what?

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your favorite scenario to use when fantasizing about MGE? Do you like to be in a rural area with a bunch of farm hand MGs? Or is it the normal high fantasy setting they have in the books? Or do you just use MGC as a blanket term for the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725831
Runya is not for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
1+1 = 20

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725861
Runya is specifically for sex. Sex followed by cuddles, some deep, passionate kisses, and then more sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725831
I've noticed kuro and ropu have got the most porn by far, followed by the grumpy nurse.
Shame the others haven't received a similar amount of love. Momo, Runya and Shiro deserve it. Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725805
>>21725811
Thanks guys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725805
>>21725811
I want a harem of six onee-sans. 3 of them being zap weasels and the other being wind weasels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725867
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725873
each step with a different guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722252
there is something incredibly appealing about non sexually suggestive mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
Building a beautiful log and stone house together as a couple, then settling down and having a daughter. The era and setting make no real difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725831
Does Runya really only have one porn pic? That's surprising to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725873
No. Runya is for fun and pure things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725942
sad thing this is true seeing as baphos specifically like taking tons f dick before settling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
Adventuring with my wives while they banter back and forth, with periodic breaks for intense sexual activity.
Also, I often imagine my wives and I to be on/off adventuring companions of the other anons and their wives from this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
Either "modern world + magic" or "fantasy world + anachronisms justified by magitech".
Or /tg/'s setting, because having antagonists like the Red Order and the Orgasmic State makes the combat abilities most mamono have relevant, as well as having something to emphasize the comfy by contrast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725874
>Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.
That's disheartening to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725874
Lack of popularity is a blessing in a way though, ropu got an ntr comic.
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725874
>spoiler
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
High fantasy, with a very forward monster that catches/seduces me in the wilderness or in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726011
That's not even close to true, at least post-WGIII.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725860
Fantasizing or preferring to live in? I can't live without running water and such, so MGC.
But I fantasize more about high fantasy type MGE. I like a the idea of having a lizard girl/salamander wife and going into dungeons and basically having short D&D style adventures with her. All extremely lewd of course with us ending up fucking like rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726006
Do you want to give her even more of an inferiority complex? Are you trying to get in the way of her underlings who are seeking the perfect man for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726070
>>21726079
>>21726086
/b/ happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726011
Depends on the bapho. Runya hasn't even kissed a guy, and Shiro shows little obvious personal interest in men.

Also, if you are a man who a bapho had sex with and released, and you decide to go for a witch instead of showing perseverance in wooing the baphomet, well you were clearly not the guy for her anyway.

The term the profile uses "had sex even just a little" makes me wonder too if these released men were basically teased a bit sexually rather than actually outright had vaginal sex with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725831
What kind of porn should she or the other goats get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726107
Don't forget that:
>Momonika is happily with her onii-chan
>Ropu is still looking for someone to lead her "pack" with her
>Grelia is married to her job

Honestly it seems like it's become more of a matter of the goats struggling to find partners at all because they're either surrounded by eager followers who get to the guys first, or are so involved in their studies that they haven't bothered looking.

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>>21726111
For Runya it should definitely involve embracing her or holding her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726098
Runya is too cute to have sex with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726117
>Ropu is still looking for someone to lead her "pack" with her

Is she though? In her pack having a collar means that one has a mate, and she is shown wearing a collar. Yes she does say "we can have lots of your children" when advertising her sabbath, but she may not have meant it as including her but rather any members of her pack that are unwed.

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>>21726107
>makes me wonder too if these released men were basically teased a bit sexually rather than actually outright had vaginal sex with.
Would have premarital anal with a baphomet.

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>>21726097
>Fantasizing or preferring to live in? I can't live without running water and such, so MGC.

Fun fact, running water has been a thing in at least some households since antiquity. It just wasn't very widespread until relatively recently.

And given all the magic and magitec in the MGE, I'd surmise running water is more common there than it was in historical medieval times. We know at the very least in mamono realms the very environment takes action to help and be convenient for people, thanks to the influence of monsterized elementals.

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>>21725860
1930's MGC

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>>21726105
Ah fuck I found them. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726155
Just in time for the fascist mg uprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726132
Oh, you might be right then. I think I misunderstood that line from her, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726095
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726128
The cute just makes me want to fuck her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726174
World Guide 3 contains a lot of info regarding how baphomets select their mates, so the "truth is uncertain part" from the book profile is no longer applicable.

Apparently Bapho-sama wasn't willing to reveal the truth to the Wandering Scholar, but Runya Runya went and just wrote it out for the world to see. As she explains:

>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

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>>21726155
The ratas probably have adorable little hats and accents.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726146
I headcanon that incubization alters the body such that any bodily processes that the man and his wife don't want to have to deal with are unnecessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726218
That would certainly be convenient if one wants to experiences days of nonstop sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726227
It's the only way certain aspects of the setting have verisimilitude for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726189
In that case, would'nt KC edit the profile to reflect the change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726231
And of course, mana has no mass in its base state. So mana would be the only "waste product" produced from energy taken in during such prolonged sex between a incubus and monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726246
The profile is Wandering Scholar's perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726251
Right. Unless the incubus and mamono specifically want there to be other waste products, excess mana release is the only waste product.

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I gave a doormouse a cookie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726246
He pretty much never edits old profiles unless he redoes them entirely (like with the gargoyle). Plus the baphomet profile is still accurate in terms of what the scholar was able to learn at that time and how it applied to the baphomet he interviewed.

Plus the Wandering Scholar is currently missing deep in the abyss. Updating MGE volume 1 is the least of his worries. He probably hasn't even read Runya's book or know that she went ahead and wrote it without him (the initial plan they had was to write it together).

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>>21726259
She'd fall asleep halfway through eating it.
And she'd look REALLY FUCKING SEXY while asleep. She'd spread her legs and practically invite you to take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726267
What would happen if I started tapping out a rhythm near a leanan sidhe?

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>>21726267
>deep in the abyss, a swirling vortex of strange wonders beyond man's comprehension
>Leanan Sidhe companion is putting on a brave face but even her wings are shivering in fear
>Wandering Scholar deep in thought, almost worrying her that the abyss is taking him
>still determined to protect him with all her strength!
>suddenly, he speaks up, breaking her out of her worrying but potentially presenting something even worse
>just asks her if she thinks he might have messed up a few interviews back in the day and whether he should redo them
That poor fairy is probably just a bundle of nerves these days.

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>>21725941
I believe he is talking about breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726295
Should have let him figure it out
What kind of dumbass doesn't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725831
I wanna touch runya's paws I want her to touch my dick with them

[Anonymous No.]

Succ butt makes me nut

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726328
P'orcs and Trolls are the queens in the butt department

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726328
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726328
>would succ my nut out of that succ but

[Anonymous No.]

If you rape a rapist won't she enjoy the experience? How is that revenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726340
That's what you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726340
I want to bite those buttocks

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'll never get to do high G turns with a Thunderbird
>while blasting Daredevil all the while

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726420
You wish you were secure in her cock-pit, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch gremlins play videogames on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726420
>T-bird
>dressed modestly with no punk rock leather
Nani

[Anonymous No.]

How would a jealous valkyrie who likes anon react to him flirting with human girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726476
What kind of games would a gremlin like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726495
The incredible machine series, and puzzle games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726495
Total Annihilation
Crimzon Clover
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Anything with a machine focus
Star Wars Droidworks is a nostalgic one for her.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck would a hellhound play videogames when her paws are so fucking huge?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726517
>Crimzon Clover
My nigga.
What kind of mamono would like Hellsinker or Radio Zonde? What about Fraxy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726517
>Total Annihilation
Such an underrated RTS.
I'd say they'd like Factorio too. All the automation would make them cream their panties.

[Anonymous No.]

Best snacks to bring to a Sabbath meeting?
>Gummy pouches and bottled water
>Crackers and juice pouches
>String cheese and iced tea
>Milk and cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
You

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
Their onii chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726528
Large controllers, even larger than the original X-Box ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
Popsicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726561
You can't forget Cave Story too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
Earl gray milk tea with honey for sweetener and tiny, fancy cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726495
Kerbal

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726528
If there's a market for them, there'll be big controllers. If MGs came into existence tomorrow, give it like 3-6 months and there'll be controllers for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
Cake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Sylph waifu
>Play Dark Souls
>She spends the next 10 hours reading lore and fan-theories

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
Weed and vodka gummi bears and caprisun pouches that have had the liquid replaced with gin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726618
6 months from now
>Anoooon, how do you beat Zelda 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726718
by not being shit

[Anonymous No.]

What is your favorite lamia subtype?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you interrupt your wife's important business meeting by bringing her lunch?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather have a harem or not what girls if so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726753
Basilisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725859
Lizardmen should only be fucked doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726111
Clearly anal, doggystyle and then vaginal in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
I'd rather not but if I did it'd be a Holstaur, Minotaur, and Hakutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726753
Between bunyip and Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
Yes, definitely.

A liliraune (who is the harem queen), a pshog carrier, a clubs trumpart, and a hearts march hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
Depends on my mood. I guess I'd rather end with 2 girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726762
But then you can't kiss them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726787
That's what they deserve for being weak and getting defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>You walk to a river in the forest and find 2 Ocelomehs there

Would you try to run away, or admit you have no chance and just strip yourself and just get into the water? Since they are taking a bath they dont have their weapons with them, so they should be easy to fight off and defeat.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
If I got a harem it’d be a kakuen raiju ryu mad hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
Sure. Vampire, Rusalka and Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795
PROMOTIONS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795
I'd turn them into housecats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795
ARE THOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726759
Generally speaking no, I prefer monogamy. I really dislike it when a story starts with a serious focus on one girl then it suddenly starts introducing a bunch of filler harem members. That said, I also have a huge soft spot for friendly rivals, so a kiki and shog situation or an ochimusha and kunoichi situation would be really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726814
nipples should be allowed

prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
Barb is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795
Tell them I’m no good in bed then run as fast as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
Cute pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726819
But muh ads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726825
im seeing autocad ads for some reason,
is autodesk going to really make a a big deal over 2d nipples?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgbox.com/g/p8dA5W9lqe
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 129. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/fOYRCIz5

>>21726797
130 now.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing is better than popping a knightly MGs breastplate off and seeing her HUGE HEAVING HONKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726844
Nice to see my whitehorn request got included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
>>21726820
It is really admirable how much Barb has improved over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726846
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
Worship this undead cutie. It looks like she wants you to apply suntan oil, so reminder that simply touching a mummy will make them feel pleasure all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726821
Only to stumble upon a muscled Hellhound
>Running away from something scary cute thing? I'll protect you, for a price.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726870
I imagine you taking a brick to the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726863
Shit, forgot to check the requests for this upload, did see yours though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726875
What? You wouldn't get cozy next to a bunch of big sweaty breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726873
>ok but all I got is 3 silver pieces and a free mana potion coupon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726879
I do and its great but just going 'imagine the smell' is a level that doesn't need to be approached.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu make enough milk to where you can hear the milk slosh in her breasts when they get shaken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726590
>tfw all I want is a Baphomet that acts her age

Tea and biscuits

Coffee and Green Tea

Sandwich bites and water

Cheesdah and Piyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726867
Barb is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

Update: From the request form, got 2 images that weren't already in the galleries. One whitehorn and one unagi joro image, added the latter one since I forgot to do it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726886
>Brap-posting PTSD

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726888
My wife is made of slime so they slosh anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726895
Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726888
Yes.
Mostly because she took too many potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724826
14 sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
>love egyptian-style girls
>hate brown skin
I am in a state of eternal pain
thank god for grape snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726797
Nice pharaoh! Perfect for GRAPING

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722796
Glorified bean counter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726871
Worship her with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726831
you have no idea how fucked the world of internet marketing is

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know the race, name, height and age of your wife/wives. For reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726915

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726916
All she needs is a single boy to protect her. Doesn't matter if he can't hold a sword and is literally the weakest human ever. His love will win.
>>21726953
My wife it beset by these squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Jinko, Natasha, 6'5" 30
Cheshire, Elizabeth, 5'2" 23

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726561
I would love to play it more, but i am a literal subhuman iq faggot who can't into beating the AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726888
Pslime wife can do it easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>species:
Kakuen
>name:
May
>height:
135cm
>bust size:
C
>age
23

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
What reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726888
That's disgusting anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
I don’t know. You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726915
>>hate brown skin
Why’s that, anon? You’re not some kind of evil racist, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727024
not him but I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Race: Slime carrier/pslime
Name: Emily
Pslime name: Vermillion
Height: 5’4” or 4’4”
Bust: Variable, but tends to be large most of the time.
Age: 22
Years combined: 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727024
mother is always watching me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Ratatoskr
Never really thought of the rest since you cant really choose that for your wife
Age is probably lolibaba or my age but looks like a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
What kind of reasons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727035
Actually pslime name is either lavender or vermilion. Colour of course corresponds with name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Lich
>Maya
>5'2''
>~800 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Dark Slime
Mistress of Ooze, the Grand Sorceress Elixir.
Height varies around six feet with heels.
Late twenties. She's a megane cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Kobold waifu
Name: Ophelia
Height: 4'10" / 147cm
Age: 6 to 18 months younger than me.

>Kobold daughteru
Name: Opal
Height: 3'6" / 106cm
Age: Her physical aging would stop at 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
I'm going to be completely honest here, I have developed a lot of things about it, but never knew what name to use for any of them

[Anonymous No.]

what would you like for kc to do next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
Motherfucking Shrimp Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Tundranubis
Sokanon
190cm
28 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Race: Crow Tengu
Name: Akemi
Height: 5'8
Age: 26.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
Make a bapho doujin in which she tries all the new potions and spells released in the Sabbath Grimoire with her hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Troll a head taller than me

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think that new book kc tweeted about is

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727109
Side 3 right

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Race | Name | Height | Age
>Wight | Claudia | 6'0 | 24
>Jabberwock | Amanda | 5'8 | 19
>Kikimora | Lenore | 5'2 | 18
>Salamander | Kallan | 6'1 | 28
>Baphomet | Ophelia | 3'5 | 500+ refuses to say exactly
>Demon | ? | 5'10 | 326
>Hobgoblin | Olga | 4'0 | 1x
>Kobold | Sally | 5'2 | 18
>Hinezumi | Kanade | 6'3 | 29
>Lich | ? | 5'4 | 24
>Hellhound | ? | 5'9 | 27
Three names still to settle on but I've got one for the Lich I just need to settle in my mind.
>>21727072
They'll come to you in time, some things just develop naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727119
Pretty sure that is already out. I thought it was a different book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
Get some well deserved R&R, then keep on keeping on

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Will o Wisp
>Clementine
>5'4"
>22

>Banshee
>Aoife
>5'8"
>27

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race
Yeti
>Name
Elizabeth
>Height
5'11"
>Bust
C
>Age
25

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727133
I’m pretty sure it comes out August 11 2019 says so in the wiki

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/umeyukari2538/status/1151801120466956290

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727171
>Graffiti. Hellhound was drawing. Intention of making love love child.
Time for Hellhound to get off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race
Dragon!
>Name
Emilia
>Height
6'
>Age
21

She's a young and cutie lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race: Liliraune
>Name: Miriam and Colette
>Height: 4'11" and 6'2"
>Age: 25 (appears 13) and 20

>Race: Trumpart (Clubs)
>Name: Claudia
>Height: 5'6"
>Age: She gives a different number every time. Appears 16.

>Race: March Hare (Hearts)
>Name: Hara (given to her by a Cheshire)
>Height: 6'7"
>Age: She's not sure. She knows she was a child when Claudia was monsterized, but time is weird in Wonderland. Appears 28.

>Race: Parasite Shoggoth and Carrier
>Name: Tlier (Pshog) and Anna (Carrier)
>Height: 5'4"
>Age: 17

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
We all know you're up to no good Rat-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
I have no waifu, I am a free man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727184
She's not getting off that table until anon has planted a baby in her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727204
>Not giving the liliraune girls rhyming or near-identical names

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727219
Colette was monsterized by Miriam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Ushi Oni
Mackenzie
6'6"
24 years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727205
Don't call my wife a rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race: Dark Mage
>Name: Amber
>Height: 7'
>Age: 45 (although uses her magic to permanently remain in her mid 20's)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727251
Rats make terrible reporters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21722796
>House Husband
or
>Literally any support class
I'd healslut the shit out of a big tanky wife. Realistically, I feel like no matter what I pick I'd end up in a konosuba situation where I am completely screwed and any girl I manage to pick up is an idiot but its okay because I have comedic plot armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
Loli hakutaku doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a new waifu commission finish, more Anuboss themed art! This artist is great, I really love how it came out! Should be getting more similar content from them soon!

https://files.catbox.moe/4ee65y.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race
Hellhound
>Names
Brittany, Tiffany and Melody Setzer (just write down ‘Cerberus Sisters’
>Height
6’2”, 6’3” and 5’8”
>Age
All three of them are 22

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727052
>ONLY 800 years old
Filthy pedo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
ducks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727052
>>21727299
Aaaaand I forgot my pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727292
Thanks for commissioning more art of my waifu! I beat off to her every night, and the new pics are always welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727089
sahu doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race:
Sahuagin
>Name:
Ava
>Height:
5'5'
>Age:
22

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727292
Who is the artist, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727309
Well this is just faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727324
>gayastolfopic.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>21724069
>>21724089
What if she kills herself?[/spoiler[

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727337
Maximum bullying achieved

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
I don't have a set waifu because I am an indecisive shit but I guess I'll throw somthing
>Race
Punch cat
>Name
Doesn't matter, she's named Mittens now.
>Height
Like nine feet or some shit.
>Age
Probably like, 27.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727347
What if her family confronts you?[/spoiler[

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727350
what is a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727323
https://twitter.com/Ei_Flow
Very good artist, highly recommend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727315
i didn't know there was another sahufag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727359
I want to commit lego step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727365
There are like 4 in total, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727361
Oh, him. He's a good artist but he spams nonsensical tweets like a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727407
To sneak behind a merrow thats watching a couple fuck and start fucking her relentlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727372
>lego step

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727407
Cute mermaid. Shame they're so underrated.

>Merrow masturbating to watching you and your waifu having sex
How would you both react to her doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727459
If she's single, invite her to join in.

If she's married, keep minding our own business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>race
Holstaur.
>name
No idea.
>height
8' or so.
>age
Early 20s.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cool zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727356
I'll bully them for having raised the child so poorly that she ended up being that weak and choosing that option. Just like there are no bad dogs only bad owners there are no bad children only bad parents. If the kids a failure the parents are at fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727478
Patrician taste. Big cow milkies who can also protect you from bullies is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727487
Enjoy being ripped limb from limb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727496
Go ahead I've already one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727499
You can't win if you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race: Hellhound
>Name: Shade
>Height: 7' and change
>Age: 30

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727499
Even if they don't decide to kill you then and there, no monstergirl is gonna want you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727407
>Had a dream today that monster girls became real
>Went to a new monster girl friendly store in hopes of finding a single monster girl
>A merrow took a strong liking to me
>Literally followed me around and stalked me
>I kept avoiding her because I'm not fond mermaids
>One of the store employees said I should give her a chance
>I was in desperate search for a centaur
>Constantly popped in and out of the centaur aisle looking for one
>Couldn't find one
>Went down the other monster girl aisles looking for literally anything else
>No luck, no fuck
>Still avoiding the merrow like my life depended on it
>Woke up
Am I a bad person for avoiding her?
She was coming onto me hard to the point that she was ready to drop her clothes and fuck. I felt kinda bad when I woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Liana, 5'10 and at least 465

[Anonymous No.]

The correct way to deal with monsters under the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727528
Who made this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727540
>Hey anon look I'm a nyaaaanzi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727541
https://twitter.com/lovelybupiti

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727503
That's the fun part. Psychological bullying sticks with the victim. They can't unhear my words and killing me won't bring their daughter back. If anything them killing me shows exactly how effective I was.
>>21727512
I dunno man. Some of them are pretty sadistic even to other mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727545
That's clearly a wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727540
>Reich invades Europe
>Not for land
>Not for riches
>But for husbands

And the führer is a kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727552
Are you just going to go ahead and ruin the purrrfect pun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727562
You have to use your jokes effectively, otherwise nobody's laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727562
THAT'S NOT WHAT A PUN IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727292
Does the dog tip when you.cum on her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race
Hellhound
>Name
Ash
Height 7'
>Age
Haven't really thought about it, but probably same age as me or a bit older (26).

[Anonymous No.]

Post that one monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727593
okay

[Anonymous No.]

I want to conceal my automaton's mechanical bits until the perfect time to show them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727609
>Taking something from /v/ to post it here
Stop faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727624
Fine then. Have a harpy archer from a different game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727609
That looks dumb

[Anonymous No.]

What do the different colors of slime taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl tips the worst? I'm betting danukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727664
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727680
Tipping for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727664
By default: A mixture of [fruit flavor] and vaginal fluid.
For her husband: Adjusting more and more gradually over time to fit his tastes.

[fruit flavor]
>Red: Cherry
>Pink: Strawberry
>Orange: Orange
>Yellow: Lemon
>Green: Lime
>Teal: Mint
>Blue: Blueberry
>Indigo: Raspberry
>Purple: Blackberry
>White: Vanilla
>Grey: Tea
>Black: Licorice
>Brown: Chocolate
>Tan: Caramel
>Hazel: Coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727692
how did you get to be so gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
Holstaur
Heather
No specific age or height in mind as I've got pretty varied tastes but I guess what I would prefer is a few years older than me and taller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726156
I know I'm having conflicted feelings about this, but where can I find it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726795
I'd say that I stumbled upon them by accident and walk away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727551
>Some of them are pretty sadistic even to other mamano.
None of them are dickish enough to mock people who've lost loved ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21725874
Kuroferuru best girl, I cannot understand why she's so underrated

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to know all your wife's weakpoints.
Evidently the back of the knee is common

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727680
Cow girls aren't very fond of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727680
Dragons are even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727767

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727766
Like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727766
The best weak point are the nipples and base of the tail!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727797
Yes.

>>21727799
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727540
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727664
The white ones taste like ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727821
Fuck on!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727833
Using this one from now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727844
For what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727831
Unless they have a husband in which case you really don't want to taste them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727846
Applying directly to the foreskin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727705
What do shogs taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727868
Snozzberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727868
Madness.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you know a mamono is your waifu?
How do you distinguish how she stands out?
What is love and how does it feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727868
Depending on the hue, different glissandos or aurora patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727846
Bully shortstacks by lifting them high off the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

This is how fairies confess to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727868
They taste like silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727894
And ching chong yong to you too Tinker Bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727821
What's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727894

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727517
I know that feel all too well Anon.
I'm still trying to figure out the answer myself

[Anonymous No.]

>Ready for your crowning ceremony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727911
The fact it's some /pol/ tier shit that doesn't belong here and it's an image that fucktard bollocks commissioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727868
Blackberries. Also that webm is hypnotic. I wonder what music Shoggy dances to while working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727916
What's the matter, are you a jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727915
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727923
Someone needs to remove the transparency from that image. Her eyes and teeth are all black on my image viewer's background

[Anonymous No.]

>>21726953
>Race
Kumiho
>Name
Anya
>Height
~175cm
>Age
22

>Race
Vampire
>Name
Erika
>Height
~180cm
>Age
30

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727747
Not that Anon, what if I do good things and don't hurt anyone's feelings or anything, but I have wicked thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727540
Her chest looks like a scrotum

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727916
Leftist subhuman detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727941
But they are filled with milk, and will inflate you with milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727935
Hey, my waifu is kumiho too. Fellow man of godly taste, it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727917
https://youtu.be/iAJ7lbHRaCk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727917
Master's heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727894
>"I can fit three of these inside of me, wanna see?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727961
Fairies are pure not lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727951
All three of us have godly taste

[Anonymous No.]

>Kumiho
>cummy hoe
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727971
They're pure lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727936
It depends on whether there's still good in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727988
Titania is most pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727540
>first year the portals opened
>waifu hears about halloween
>she gets really excited about partaking in human traditions alongside her beloved husband
>her succ friends also whisper to her that human girls use Halloween as an excuse to slut it up in sexy costumes
>googles “sexy uniform” and blindly orders something that looks closest to what her Demon boss wears to work
>doesn’t show hubby what she bought until October 31st
>it’s an unadulterated SS uniform, complete with blood red armband and skull lapel decoration
>more socially aware monsters smile and nod awkwardly, humans give glares and avoid her
>”You have no idea what they did, do you?”

Nobody tell her, but she really should change.

[Anonymous No.]

Flayer butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727990
There is, and I'm not submitting myself to no mindflayer "readjustment"!

If a monstergirl can love me for who I am, ugliness and all, then she's all I'll ever need in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727996

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728000
Nah
She's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727982
Kitsunefags are so vulgar.

[Anonymous No.]

Hug the slug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728000
>but she really should change
Fuck no. Dress up with her, don't be a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728015
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728000
all you have to do is remove the armband and skulls and it's fine say it's from her culture or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728000
She did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728020
That's probably the best way to salvage it, you know she would feel bad if she realized what she was wearing and learned about all those cute boys dead, like boy in the striped pajamas would cause so many tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727915
No, I reject my kinghood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728036
not allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728038
Yes it is. I am the king, so I can not be the king if I say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727961
I don't think I'd be able to turn her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727915
Where's my kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728048
Sadly in your land the king has very little real power merely a figurehead with ceremonial duties

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728032
>boy in the striped pajamas would cause so many tears
Now I'm thinking of going on a sad movie marathon with a group of monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728048
Kings are elected by the people not themselves and the people have spoken. Submit or be forced to submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728032
I'm going to educate my wife on how the numbers don't add up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728066
That's the meanest thing but you would get all of the cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727996
She wont keep that purity once i use my incubus cock to wrench her pussy open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728074
What's mean about it they don't have to watch if they don't want to, though I might suggest they hold my hand during Marley and Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728057
In her bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

What does a monster do when the boy she likes finds her too cute to lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728094
Erodes his sense of reason until he fills her with cute daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728094
>too cute to lewd
Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to say your prayers before going to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728094
she changes her appearance over night to look like the lewd girls she sees as school in an attempt to get him to look at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728094
She does something that starts with the letter R and ends with an A-P-E

[Anonymous No.]

>Zombie watches too much Corpse Bride
>Gets idea that if she buries herself in winter, in the finest wedding dress she has and leaves her bony hand sticking out someone will place a ring on her hand
>All of winter she waits and no bite
>Angry lich has to scoop her out of the mud once April rolls around and chastises her
>Promises to get her a man if she stops doing it
>Refuses as this is her dream and she won't give up on it
>Lich eventually finds man willing to play along and weds her
>Guy eventually starts getting nervous as his new zombie wife mutters something about poisoned wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728102
This is a lowsy night to try for a summoning. Not worth opening the window and letting all the heat in.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728089
Where's the throne?

>>21728098
But who wouldn't lewd an Alice? They're perfect little cumsleeves, and lovely friends in the cute-times!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn wake up to this
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728119
What is this?

Don't disappoint me like that recent magazine with KC's hot lamia on the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728105
But that sounds even cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728114
That sounds like a very cute zombie I'd gladly place a ring of her hand while I'm walking outside in the winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728122
>But who wouldn't lewd an Alice?
Present. Everything about them is varying levels of ick for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728108
Reshape themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728098
I want a pair of oppai loli Alice twins to grope, molest, and milk at my leisure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728125
An ASMR tape

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728143
>Tape
What's a tape, old-timer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728140
Well if she is a slime that would be possible going from a smol cute slimeling to a big busty slimequeen

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsunes that are just humie girls with tails are the ULTIMATE DISGRACE

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728123
I didn't sleep well honey, the flashbacks keep coming back...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728125
What magazine? I think I missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gargoyle should have been a kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728083
>your titania onee-chan still tries to be your loving older sister even as you split her like a log
>one hand gives you head pats while the other clutches the bed sheets as she attempts to control her body-rocking orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728159
Just look for it in the usual places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728152
So the one character turned out to be a trap. You don’t have to lose sleep over it. You’re still straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728145
But I liked her more when she was nice and lithe still though all slimes are amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728164
Thanks.
This thread is my only place

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728016
You'll be stuck against her for a long time if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728141
>Wake up in the morning next to your pai-loli alices.
>Kiss them on the cheek as they head off to school
>Give them big hugs when they come home.
>make them dinner as they play.
>Have them take turns on oral exercise while eating.
>Start milking them to refresh your milk stores.
>End it off by having sex till you all fall asleep.
Sounds comfy.

>>21728163
Just seeing her attempts at keeping collected would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728016
East Sea or West Sea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728185
North Blue is the best sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728171
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728174
Pai-loli Alices are great! I’d message, milk, and rough-house their breasts so much that just holding my hands is enough to make them lactate a little! I’d dress them up as cows at night so often hearing one moo makes them think of me! They’d sit in my lap while doing their homework and get wet because their body can’t help but anticipate what’s going to happen when they are done! They’ll be hard of breath and rub their crotches against my legs, their heads filled with a lustful fog they can’t understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728209
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728209
>>21728219
What happens if I touch her antenna thingys

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728192
>>21728185
>East coast girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear
>the Southern girls with the way they talk, They knock me out when I'm down there
>The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
>And the Northern girls with the way they kissThey keep their boyfriends warm at night
>The West coast has the sunshine And the girls all get so tanned I dig a french bikini on Hawaiin island dolls By a palm tree in the sand
>I couldn't wait to get back in the States Back to the cutest girls in the world I wish they all could be California girls

Which species best fits each description?

[Anonymous No.]

What is better a kobold with a hellhound little sister or a hellhound with a kobold little sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728150
This girl's patterns are tricky if you're fighting her for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728225
Mid-West farmers got to be Holsts and Trolls, Northern refers to Yetis and Wendigos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728224
Rape, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728169
E-hentai, you idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728235
>Wendigo kisses
Sounds imperceptibly adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728253
It tastes like barbecue sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728224
They'll poke back and squish against your hand. The Tritonia will be really curious as to what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728261
they look very cute on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728235
Eh. Proper midwest is northern. It's where the farmer girl stereotype originated from. Its the whole reason why southern country girl is variant trope because if you ain't from up here you're from down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728225
>tfw California girls are literally on their way out toward extinction

Dayum shame really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728238
>not exhentai

[Anonymous No.]

Because I'm a dumbass I keep getting Tritonia and Titania mixed up so now I wonder what a fusion of them would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728269
Give me the middle one. I want to fool around with her under her sheet.

It made me irrationally upset I had to specify The Beach Boys to not get the Katy Perry version

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728284
Queen of the Sea Fairies, soft as a marshmallow cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728284
>Underwater Queen of the Plankton-girls
>What they lack in fairy wings, they make up for in bioluminescence, piercing the darkness of the twilight zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728269
Eh. Aesthetics-wise it's a damn shame but personality-wise its overdue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728295
>both of their natural enemies are angler girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728295
We need more stories about the girls in the deep sea.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Werecats and Nekomatas be as weirded out by the latest production of Cats and us humans are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728295
>Plankton-girls
Would the cute sea fairies be Zooplankton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728304
I could see them having a rather bare tea party at the bottom of the sea but still enjoying it to it’s max.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728294
What about her personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728313
Dopey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728310
Bare? The sea is filled with bounty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728309
I think that’s what i meant. What’s the difference between Plankton and Zooplankton anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728321
It wouldn’t be if Captain Bligh wasn’t such a hardass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728283
Bitch, I ain't making a throwaway email and waiting a week for some futa-shota bullshit.

Anything good is usually on the regular places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728327
Though it has been many years since I roamed these seas
None may have that which is Black Jack Lee's

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728284
I'm sure there's someone who's misread the abbreviation of (Nure)onago as (Nura)rihyon and vice versa

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728323
Plankton is a broad category include bacteria, archaea, algae, protozoa and drifting or floating animals. So they are an ecological niche rather than a genetic type

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728321
True, but there aren’t many tea leaves or bread-making plants that grow under the water. They try so hard to copy the above world some times. If only they would embrace their own uniqueness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728319
Sounds adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728331
That’s why “wife slime” and “smoke hobo” work so nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728216
>doing this all innocently
Fuck me that sounds great. Plus they would also probably do things like push their breasts into you and wear clothes that emphasize them more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728336
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728294
>Sea Fairies
What are sea fairies like

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728346
Meant for >>21728335

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728349
Like Mini Mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder the oppai lolis are trash, and cute flat chests are objectively superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728328
>not just using your basic bitch email and the plug-in for shit like patreon leaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728356
urge to pet

INCREASING

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728356
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728356
What if I like sexy flat chests and don't like any loli give me tall flat rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728345
>Pai-loli loves to give hugs and sit on your lap
>This means she straddles you every chance she gets, and you can feel her breasts leak whenever her chest rubs against yours
>”H-Hubby, the girls in class say my boobies are weird...do you not like them too?”
>You say you love them as much as you love her, and she squeals in joy- hugging you even tighter.
>As she does so you can feel them leaking more and growing just a tad bigger.
That’s when you milk her so much her chest is sore the next day! And whenever her clothes rub against her nipples she can’t help but want to be in your arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728354
Yeah but they also have underwater fin wings on their backs so they can dive out of the water like flying fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728373
So wings like this? https://i.imgur.com/zdD6OFc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728356
wrong. Oppai-lolis are great! I just wanna give one a big hug and nuzzle her breasts!

>>21728371
Excellent! I would make sure she knows that those girls are wrong and i love her big leaky tits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728356
But that's not flat.

She's "flat" like Tamamo, IE not actually flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728384
In anime, that's flat. Anything flatter is a toddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21727350
Punch cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728342
Conversely, the nickname Kej works well for that species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728393
>tfw a sucker for long hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728393
I love me some kej tits! I want to go up behind her and start fondling! I wonder what she would do then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728393
>>21728405
I want a flat kej so there is more space for hair

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone either loves oppai or pettanko
>I'm the weird one for liking small, round breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728412
Why would a flat kej have more hair?

>>21728417
Oh get off it you fag. Your not special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728405
Fondle you back without turning around, obviously. You'd be wrapped up so tight only your arms were free, then wrung dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728425
What I mean is it goes longer to the ground since it doesn't have to bend over her tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728417
>liking small, round breasts
But those are the best average is the best size

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728405
Immediately coil you up in some of her hair but not stop you from fondling her breasts. Escape is impossible and trying to do so or stopping altogether will make her seize control of your arms and hands and make you grope her all over again. At some point she'll lead you back to her place where you can have some more privacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728381
I'm not a fan of oxymorons, and things that don't make sense, and completely going against what lolis are supposed to be.

>>21728384
That's mostly what im talking about, if you've seen that baphomet pic in WG3, that sort of size is my shit. I think "pettanko" is the term.

>>21728417
I'm not talking about completely flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728417
I like oppai, but there's definitely something to appreciate in the shape and perkiness of average and well done small breasts. It's just the really small ones I can't get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75815301

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728431
>>21728435
that sounds great! I cant wait to do it!

>>21728432
Oh i get it.

>>21728434
I like big oppai's to C or D cup. Although you should avoid saying average as the average in my country (canada) is E and can change depending on where you live.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a kej do if she was born with short hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728464
let it grow out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728464
Hair... grows

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728464

Note: "Short" hair to a Kejourou is what humans consider to be long hair. Kej standards for long hair is very, very long indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728464
T. bald from birth anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728465
>>21728466
But it doesnt get any longer than a bob cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728464
She would be bullied by regular long hair ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728480
That's not how hair works Anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728452
that goat needs clothes

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would enjoy milk and cookies the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728493
Large Mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728493
None with paws since you need hands to hold a cookie

[Anonymous No.]

Pop quiz: there's a Grizzly charging at you and the only way to run is behind her, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728501
The earth is round anon, technically you're always behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728507
Ah yes, the old fashioned "Cum repeatedly inside a Grizzly until she passes out" trick. Then coat her body with honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728439
The MGQ foxes are great.
Except Shikimamo. She a hoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728454
>that sounds great! I cant wait to do it!
You're in for a long night. Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728501
zigzag since she is charging quick turns will slow her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728439
>I'm not a fan of oxymorons, and things that don't make sense, and completely going against what lolis are supposed to be.
To bad then bucko. I am going to love pai-lolis and you cant do anything about it!

>>21728518
Thats my goal! I cant wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728510
Can loli thighs support a head?

[Anonymous No.]

Cool Rabbits need cool themes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8LSvpyULw

[Anonymous No.]

How can I safely pass through a forest without a mg discovering me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728562
crawl and wear a mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728562
You're going about it wrong. What you want to do is be as loud and repulsive as possible. Make terrible puns and crude but non-sexual jokes. This will let you pass anywhere but Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728493
runya girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728539
how else would you lay on their lap to have your ears cleaned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728595
I could just use a pillow

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, what's your waifus boss music?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer

>Moderate / "Minor" differences in appearance within MGE form

or

>Let's go fucking crazy, giant long black eared rabbits and shit, as long as it looks good who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728627
My waifu isn't a boss she is a cutie from the first area so the music would be calm early zone songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728635
I don’t care about color and hairstyle height boobs etc just make sure they have The species respective monster girl parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728627
She wouldn’t have any, she’s just an arcane trickster trying to make her way in life so she and the hubby can live in wealthy peace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsW72KIOd8U
Bad idea to piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMaqxivvKY

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728635
I second this >>2172864 guy. shit like Flowerless (without potion) alraune is dumb, but rose variants that maybe have thorns is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728657
Fucking love that ost

[Anonymous No.]

>>21728635
I second this >>21728647 guy. shit like Flowerless (without potion) alraune is dumb, but rose variants that maybe have thorns is fine by me.

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>>21728640
>When the level 100 hero comes back to the starting area so he can show the level 1 cuties what cool tricks he can do

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>>21728466
I want to drink from those tits

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>>21728627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBUWLMbuTgo

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>>21728627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTmUt5144HY

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>>21728627
She's a big romantic hunk of fire and death, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClvzNSejzXw

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>>21728635
I actually really like the Holstaur design already, the only thing I'd want to change would be to give her long fluffy flared hair.

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Would non lewd mods for skyrim be really hard to download like lewd mods are now? Or would tanuki howard fix it to make all mods work and easily downloadable?

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>>21728780
You pay! You pay now!

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>>21728780
I'd make hand holding mods

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>>21728780
If todd howard is a tanuki, then what is gabe newell?

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>>21728635
Shit that actually follows canon, and still vaguely follows the profile personality is what I'm fine with.

I hate the donut steel shitty OCs and other trash that goes way off script. Why even try to pretend its in MGE then? At that point it's just using the MGE label to get more traction.

I like stuff that could genuinely be seen as just genetic variance from the MGE profile

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>>21728795
a dragon

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>>21728798
>builds a massive hoard
>lays on it and does nothing
Checks out.

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>>21728782
No tanuki howard. I will not.

>>21728791
Extra lewd!

>>21728795
Tanuki howard is Todds wife anon.

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>>21728807
Nothing lewd about a hand holding mod who wouldn't want to hold hands with their cute shota companion

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>>21728812
I imagine you would be kidnapped by a neet monster and be forced to make mods for her

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Do momsters truly know best?

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>>21728820
Yes. The secret to a boy growing up happy and strong is to keep his balls empty and his stomach full.

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>>21728820
No, nobody truly does, but we can do our best together and try to make as many people happy as possible.

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>>21728795
>todds wife is a tanuki
>gabes wife is a dragon that hoards his money
>yoko taro either has a banshee or a depressed automaton
So.... kojima? Im guessing automaton
I dont know what the EA Execs would have

Going by this im going to

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don't lewd your momster, be a good son not a naughty one

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>>21728832
Kojima has an Alaskan Field Maus.

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>>21728832
Did Anon just get sniped by a cupid?

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>>21728834
Its hard to not lewd your momster when she takes you existing as an act of lewding her.

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>>21728832
>I dont know what the EA Execs would have
Human women

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>>21728842
How does me existing lewd her? I will never lewd my momster

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>>21728832
Kojima has a Phantom just as insane as he is.

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>>21728832
Did the corporate ninjas get anon?
Also
>Kojima
Hakutaku thats borderline insane
>EA
I like to think its run by a CC tanuki that REALLY likes sports but makes bad decisions so no one loves her, leading to a downward spiral of greed out of virgin rage

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>>21728847
Even if you dont think your lewding her, you are. Its impossible to not lewd and momsters know this.

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>>21728850
>>21728853
No, Kojima has a Mimic who gives him a ruse-cruise every night.

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>>21728853
>>EA
>>21728843

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>>21728834
I wont lewd my momster, that's my dad's job. I'll go out a find a christmas cake and lewd her instead turning her into a momster elusively for me.

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>>21728861
What the fuck? You can't have TWO momsters! Are you insane?!

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>>21728864
What about getting a CC harem of office ladies

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You should befriend dorky monsters they are the best

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>>21728858
So what you're sayjng is, we neet to target the wives of the EA guys
Or get them laid

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>>21728867
This implies that you're at least not a shota, so it could work. This is an excellent way to make a bunch of momsters in a hurry, though.

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>>21728875
No, they are worst and they will always be eclipsed by strong, popular dom species like Hellhounds

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>>21728864
Anon I don't think you read my post correctly. Either way you can stop me, I'll do what I want and if I want a multiple cakes I'll have them and eat them too.
>>21728867
>harem of CC office ladies
That would be my own personal heaven, and with how monsters work I genuinely don't know if I'd be able to not be fucking them just constantly.

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>>21728882
>This implies that you're at least not a shota, so it could work.
No because they are the coworkers of your momster and she took you to visit them on take your shota to work day

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>>21728877
I remember a story where a virgin guy had a whole bunch of powers and was troubled, then had sex and was able to have psychic visions.
Sex was so good he was able to see the future
So good thing might happen if EA men find love

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>>21728887
>Anon I don't think you read my post correctly.
Oh, I did. A momster doesn't stop being a momster just because your dad is sticking around and doing his job right.

>>21728888
In that case, no. You'll throw off the cosmic balance with sheer force of ara.

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>>21728832
Anon knew too much

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>>21728897
>In that case, no. You'll throw off the cosmic balance with sheer force of ara.
What could go wrong with one shota being in an office full of sexually frustrated CCs

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>>21728269
Curse that fox.

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Why do monsters always have to be so lewd

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>>21728909
That’s kinda just what happens when the lord of all monsters is a succubus.

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>>21728903
That's actually a bit too much skindentation.

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>>21728909
Imagine for a second you've lived a life devoid of flavor, say you were raised vegan or something, and suddenly you had this endless supply of heavenly taste and aroma that you could eat as much of as you wanted with zero consequences and only benefits and all your instincts and basic desires are blaring at you to eat and have been since you were born but only now did you find the food needed to satisfy it. You'd want that like a meth addict wants their fix.

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>>21728933
Makes you think what would happen if a dragon became the monster lord

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>>21728933
I'm wondering, if another monster became the monster lord at this point wouldn't they all stay girls?

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>>21728936
For you.

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I want to give homeless vampires some of my AB- rare blood to help them get off the streets

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>>21728944
Lilim profile says theres enough lilims to keep the system going

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>>21728968
Did you know the lilim are cute

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>>21728968
This. Topple the hierarchy then the DL like the DL did to the OG lineup then do something exceedingly stupid like placing a hellhound the pedestal then just sit back and watch the world burn.

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>>21728635
As long as the monster parts are still there and the personality doesn't do a complete 180 (polite nacho or satyrs that hates booze) it's all good.
Colour variations, height changes, different hair styles and all that sort of thing are great.

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>>21728976
I think at this point you'd be hard pressed to change it, at least fundamentally.
The system changed because the current DL was opposed to the old system even during the reign of the previous one. If you did something like the hellhound thing, now all it'd probably accomplish is changing the system into femdom land.

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>>21728976
>exceedingly stupid like placing a hellhound the pedestal then just sit back and watch the world burn.
Why not put a nice monster in charge like a kiki

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What are you supposed to do when a loli asks you where babies come from

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>>21729006
>Human
Stork story.
>Monster
She already knows and is playing with you. Consider running, except it might be too late.

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What is something unique to her species type that your wife/wives would do to you? Example: my pslime would separate a part of her slime to cover my dick and give me pleasure the entire day.

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>>21729006
>>21729010
>Group of lolis come up to you and ask
>There is a Hellpup, a Slime, a Lamia and an Alraune
>They all stare at you eagerly waiting for a reply
I'd just give them headpats and call them cute.

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>>21729070
what if I just show them how it's done instead and then pat their head and call them cute?

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>>21728992
Because we have no idea what a kiki would be like without the calming lewdifying effect of a succubus being the DL like we do with things like dragons, hellhounds, and minotaurs.
>>21728987
That's a bit off. The DL in the old reign was as much a demon as any and she took out the competition using more traditional methods as confirmed by KC. All you need to do to break it down is remove the upper echelon including the leader to remove the DL's inherent influence over the mamano's base nature and install a new mamano at the top to usher in a new flavor of base nature.
Basically, removal the generals and the chief commander and it's an open power vacuum waiting to be filled. If hellhounds are what they're sold as the second the DL's influence is removed they should revert back to exceedingly ferocious and murderous monsters and if that gets placed on the throne that should be what the new base nature for the rest of them should be.

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>>21729070
Such cuties I'd just tell them to ask their papa and mama

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>>21729065
Home made milkshakes and being a walking tempur-pedic bed for mid-day naps.

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>>21729010
>Stork story.
I wonder how proud Stork Harpy girls would be that they are associated with giving babies to families

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>>21729065
Ask me to help with preening.

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>you can only access the lich's basement lab by tapping your foot so the giant bone hand knows where to smash up and grab you.

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>>21729097
I could see a stork girl working at an orphanage

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>>21729078
Dicking lolis is a surefire way to get them to visit you every single day.
You'll also have to eventually take responsibility, I'd advice promising them marriage once they graduate the monster girl high school equivalent.

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>>21729162
>Dick a group of lolis
>they start coming over and playing at your house every day
>Preferably "playing" with you
>hey all beg you to marry them, not really knowing what it means
>say you'll marry them once they finish school to make them stop
>they still come over every day as they grow up
>they day comes of their graduation
>They come home with their dark priestess friend
>They overwhelm you and fuck you while their friend declares you all married

What if when they are teens they get sex ed homework so you have to fuck them while they write everything down on how it feels, etc.

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Keep monster lolis away from shotas they will corrupt the purity of the shotas

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>>21729189
Yes shotas are for momsters leave lolis to me