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Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:53:31 2009 No.2171086 [Reply] [Original]

I would get a job that I hated so I could buy all the toys Ilya could ever want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:55:31 2009 No.2171091 I would be all the toys that Illya could ever want

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:57:31 2009 No.2171098 >>2171091 Enjoy your soul jar.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Mar 2 05:58:31 2009 No.2171106 >>2171101 >This. Why would she want toys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:58:31 2009 No.2171101 Does Ilya even want toys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:59:31 2009 No.2171109 >I would get a job Wait now, let's not say things we might regret!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:59:31 2009 No.2171111 I'd want toys, I'm sure as hell that she wants some motherfucking toys too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:00:31 2009 No.2171114 >>2171101 She's in a toy store.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Mar 2 06:01:31 2009 No.2171116 >>2171114 Could someone summarize why Illya is in a Toy store? I didn't play F/SN.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:02:31 2009 No.2171118 Fuck that, Illya is the rich one, she better buy me some fucking toys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:02:31 2009 No.2171119 >>2171116 She wanted toys, you dumb fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:02:31 2009 No.2171121 >>2171101 I want Ilya to want toys so that I may purchase them for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:03:31 2009 No.2171125 in Hollow Ataraxia you can go around the city and find with people (It's like I'm really in Fuyuki City!), one of those encounters was with Ilya at the stuffed toy shop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:03:31 2009 No.2171127 I never got a remote controlled car, I hate my life.

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Mon Mar 2 06:03:31 2009 No.2171130 >I would get a job that I hated so I could buy all the toys Ilya could ever want. I would too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:03:31 2009 No.2171131 >>2171101 She looks like she would want toys

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:05:31 2009 No.2171136 I'd buy her candy too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:08:31 2009 No.2171146 I'd rape her and then probably kill her after if she complained about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:09:31 2009 No.2171149 Why is Ilya angry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:10:31 2009 No.2171152 >>2171149 Nobody bought her toys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:11:31 2009 No.2171156 >>2171127 Dude, are you kidding me? They are the best fucking toys ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:14:31 2009 No.2171162 >>2171156 I never got one, I nagged for one so much but it never happened. Do you know how painful that is? Growing up without having your own remote controlled car?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:14:31 2009 No.2171163 >>2171127 I was given one for Christmas when I was 10 after years of begging. It was the most awesome thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:16:31 2009 No.2171167 >>2171127 You know those cars that are remote controlled through a cord? Yeah, I had one of those. The cord was short. Shit sucked.

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Mon Mar 2 06:17:31 2009 No.2171169 >>2171146 Please just leave her eyes and heart alone ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:17:31 2009 No.2171170 >>2171156 I had a remote control car when I was a kid, it was fucking scary. It would start twitching in the middle of the night. Sometimes it would even drive itself around a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:18:31 2009 No.2171172 >>2171167 I feel your pain

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:19:31 2009 No.2171177

>>2171170
What the fuck. I have this little cage thing that makes sound in my room that I got when I was on vacation Spain when I was like 12, and when I turn it on it functions normally, but at night it sometimes makes the noise at random and it freaks me out. I'm never turning that thing on again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:20:31 2009 No.2171181 >>2171177 It makes a bird noise when you clap near it, I forgot to mention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:21:31 2009 No.2171184 >>2171181 I had a singing birthday candle that wouldn't stop once...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:23:31 2009 No.2171192 I had a remote control car. It couldn't do anything that it did in the commercial though, that's when I died as a child. It was still pretty cool though, fuck yeah shit was awesome.

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Mon Mar 2 06:23:31 2009 No.2171191 File: 20 KB, 400x346, Its ok bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2171162 >>2171127 >Never had a RC car

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:26:31 2009 No.2171198 I have plushies that keep appearing and disappearing. That might be the work of my demonic cat though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:26:31 2009 No.2171204 /jp/ - /toy/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:27:31 2009 No.2171205 >>2171192 I hated that. I tried so hard trying to do the shit they did in the commercial with the same exact fucking RC car. Nothing spun the motherfucker around mid-air or did flips and overall seem as badass as it did in the commercial. HOW?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:28:31 2009 No.2171210 >>2171205 Oh, man. I haven't laughed (cried) this hard in ages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:30:31 2009 No.2171218 >>2171205 It's the same with those fingertip skateboard thingies, I gave up trying to do the shit after a day and ended up throwing it at my sister.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:36:31 2009 No.2171230

Do you guys remember the little time bomb thing where you had to put a water balloon in something that looked like a ball with holes and you had to play catch, and after a certain amount of time the water balloon would pop. That thing was fucking scary. I was ALWAYS the one that got wet, FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:43:31 2009 No.2171270 >>2171230 Not really, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:47:31 2009 No.2171287 >>2171270 Well damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:49:31 2009 No.2171297 If I buy Ilya toys... will she have sex with me?

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Mon Mar 2 06:50:31 2009 No.2171300 >>2171230 Vaguely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:54:31 2009 No.2171319 >>2171297 Depends. Will you be her mindless slave too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:55:31 2009 No.2171325 >>2171319 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:58:31 2009 No.2171337 >>2171325 Then she won't have sex with you, because she doesn't know you want it, and you won't have the presence of mind to ask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:06:31 2009 No.2171363 >>2171337 How does one get Ilya to have sex with... one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:21:31 2009 No.2171389 File: 71 KB, 430x550, 1235541069621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2171363 You'd think somebody would have figured this out by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:22:31 2009 No.2171393 File: 222 KB, 835x540, prisma ilya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2171363 be a loli dressed as a maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:52:31 2009 No.2171513 >>2171389 You mean they haven't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:19:31 2009 No.2171616 I don't get this RC car hype. I guess I'm more a Lego and plasticine kind of guy. Come to think of it, I always used the plasticine to make tentacle monsters out of other toys. Fortunately I never had any dolls or that would be a bit creepier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:21:31 2009 No.2171624 >>2171616 >I don't get this RC car hype That's 'cause you didn't have a childhood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:22:31 2009 No.2171628 >>2171616 Off the top of my head, I went through: RC toys, Beanie Babies, Pogs, Legos, trading cards, Crazy Bones

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:26:31 2009 No.2171651 >>2171616 >Come to think of it, I always used the plasticine to make tentacle monsters out of other toys. Fortunately I never had any dolls or that would be a bit creepier. I tried to turn one of my Barbies into Flukeman from the X-Files.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:27:31 2009 No.2171661

I had one RC after years of bugging my parents for one when they bought them for both my brothers and my sister, they wouldn't let me play with their ones so I needed one of my own. NEEDED.

I used it once or twice, can't really remember, then the batteries died and I didn't ask for new ones because I thought it would be greedy to ask for more after getting the car in the first place. I left it useless for something like nine years and finally threw it away a year before leaving home for uni, in all those nine years it never had a change of batteries. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:30:31 2009 No.2171675 >>2171628 My childhood ended with pogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:37:31 2009 No.2171700 why are her arms so freakishly long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:48:31 2009 No.2171738 >>2171624 I blame my Game Boy and SNES.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:31 2009 No.2171771 I would pretend that I don't give a fuck about her and rape her in her sleep afterwards, if you know what I mean.

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