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>> No.21702497

Bully the shorties!

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>> No.21702507

Bicorn childhood friends sure are strange why does she keep trying to bring other girls to my home with her I just want to play video games with only her

>> No.21702509

I had finished the tier list thing as the thread died last time, should I bring it back up or not? I thought it was pretty neat, dunno about anyone else.

>> No.21702519

A nerdy, awkward, small-breasted Alraune wife would be maximum comfy. Maybe a Liliraune with a doting onee-chan as the second girl.

>> No.21702529

It might get a bit spammy, but its still better than the kindergarten shit some anons spout so do it.

>> No.21702530

Would mg still like if I'm fat?

>> No.21702537

Really late reply.
Basically yes.
That is exactly what i mean. Its an incentive for the carrier to be maid like.
It just needs a touch. Then it can determine genetic compatibility and uses low level mind reading to see if the women loves some one. If she does then the shog will pull back and make the women for infection with a new pshog division. If she doesn’t she will then tell you, attach to her, and get you to bring her to a secluded place. Once done she will then detach fully and start infecting her. That process is when the women gets pleasured by the pshog.

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Basic tier lists are too long and not good for discussion.
Themed ones are better, or you can even have some silly fun with something like pic related.

>> No.21702552

Those tiers seem to be out of order though.

>> No.21702569

>kiki thinking anal is a sin
Silly maid, it's her duty to do whatever lewd things mastah desires.

>> No.21702571

Master is not for lewd even if she can't stop thinking those shameful thoughts

>> No.21702574
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I'll post an imgur link to my tier list. I'm sure you will find my tier names very unique.

Here's the tier list for others who didnt see it last time.

>> No.21702577

A good honest Christian kiki knows sex is only for the sole purpose of procreation and to be only had on the marital bed.
A maid cannot partake in such activities with her master.

>> No.21702580

Imagine your waifu using time travel to rape you in the past

>> No.21702584

I want to turn a demon into a butt slut.

>> No.21702591

That would be terrifying. I wouldn't know who this weird woman was and its a terrible idea in general. Depending on how horny she is she might not consider this, though.

>> No.21702609

That's a pretty good way of organizing them.

>> No.21702610
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Enslaved by witchs

>> No.21702612

Sounds like a massive slut, no

>> No.21702629

I don't see how that's possible when you can't even spell.
*throws steak*

>> No.21702637
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Tell me more.

>> No.21702644

I feel like demons are the type to know and embrace the fact that they're weak against anal. It'd be in the contract.

>> No.21702645

Wasnt that already a thing?

>> No.21702651

But I can’t impregnate her there

>> No.21702652

there were a lot more mg's that didn't appeal to me than I expected

>> No.21702664

You legitimately can, you just need to try harder.

>> No.21702698

Rape does not mean love.

>> No.21702702

Depends on the species.
For some it’s how they show their love.

>> No.21702729

>holsts, haku, and harpy variants that low in the listings
Men of poor tastes, I see.

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>> No.21702739

Things they would say to you before having sex with you for the first time.

>> No.21702756

>there were a lot more mg's that didn't appeal to me than I expected
That's interesting, because I'm pretty much exactly the opposite.
I like just about all of them.

>> No.21702774

well I'm fine with a hug too so...

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>> No.21702780

Hugs not drugs

>> No.21702792

If you don't agree with my ordering, you may be extremely, mentally ill.


>> No.21702794

>its a voreposter

>> No.21702797

Sandworms are not vore, anon

>> No.21702800

>whole deal involves being eaten and held inside your waifu
Its vore. Its literally the foundational aspect of vore plus a variant on vore.

>> No.21702804

We've dodged our fair share of bullets but that won't always be the case

>> No.21702805
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Okay, I was bored and did one.
Turns out there's a surprisingly high number of girls that fall under my own meh tier.

>> No.21702814

The waifu is the fleshy body.
The worm part is like a combination mecha-mobile home.

>> No.21702815

>Cu sith not in worst tier
Fuck off vore furfag.

>> No.21702817

That's a living part of the main body containing the organs and stomach of which you're being ingested into and held inside of.

>> No.21702818

I like the de-furried art enough to dump it up into the second-to-last group

>> No.21702878

Gandharva and owl mage are pretty ace, but the rest range from meh to terrible.

>> No.21702938

But dragons are big? It'll definitely fit.

>> No.21702960

Something about hotdogs and hallways.

>> No.21702966

Friendly reminder that masturbating after having daughterus with a monstergirl is a very dangerous game, especially if your waifu isn't around. Even the youngest of monsters can smell cum from a surprising distance, especially if it belongs to a man they are already close with!

>> No.21702968

They're tightasses.

>> No.21702983

>after getting a monster wife

>> No.21702987

>implying I wouldn't let my daughteru watch
>maybe even have a little taste if she's good

>> No.21702998

I don't know anon, I think it'd be hot to do some mutual masturbation or edging with my waifu as part of foreplay.

>> No.21703002

How would a harem of a liliraune, a barometz, a flow kelp, and an automaton work?

>> No.21703007
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When did I become such a snake slut?

>> No.21703017

Please don’t bully the Bunyips. They’re trying to figure out this whole dating thing.

>> No.21703019

Which is covered by my HMO?

>> No.21703020

That just seems weird to me, unless you’re filing acts like fellatio under it.

>> No.21703026

The Greenhouse Girls, how would it not work?

>> No.21703027

Most of the ideas are shit.

>> No.21703033

>Anon and his wife are casually masturbating while idly watching their favorite TV show.
>They pause and look at each other
>Lunge at each other and get it on

>> No.21703037

Don’t forget the Automation girl that takes care of all of you and runs the errands.

>> No.21703043

Doesn't matter much the point is if you aren't dry just write something down before you start hitting the procrastination stage. Again, it doesn't have to be good and it doesn't have to see the light of day either but staying in the habit is part of keeping the flow.
Another point is don't dedicate more time to them than you want to. If it's a shit idea you're just jotting down to keep up with writing and you hit a point where you just aren't feeling that particular piece anymore move on to something else like another shit idea if nothing decents come up.
Otherwise you'll just stall indefinitely and best yourself up over the ideas that you didn't even implement.

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Yep. I wouldn’t have been compelled to post that song otherwise.

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>> No.21703050

I would mind literally eating a monster girl. Which one is the tastiest?

>> No.21703051

>lunge at eachother
That's a damn good way to chip a tooth.

>> No.21703055

Slimes. Try the pink one it tastes like strawberry.

>> No.21703057
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Does your favorite girl have a distinct laugh? Would you reject a smug fox simply because her laugh was literally mofufufu?

>> No.21703058

Not if you have lots of practice. The key is for both people to tend to the right.

>> No.21703061

Unagi Joro. It’s healthful!

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>> No.21703064

My biggest issue is the logistics - both the liliraune and the barometz would try to keep me trapped inside them, and the flow kelp would try to stay adhered to me.
Would the automaton help act as an arbitrator for me?

>> No.21703065

Imagine having a fox wife and daughters that act like this every time

>> No.21703068

Cheshire with Nya-ha-ha!
or maybe a holst Umu-hu-hu-hu

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If she doesn't go 'shashasha' then is she really a shark?

>> No.21703091

Crows go Caw.

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>> No.21703126

You'd probably be happy in the snake pit.

>> No.21703178

Everyone's happy in the snake pit eventually.

>> No.21703185

Huge breasted Kiki maids!

>> No.21703191

I want a Tanuki to explain what a credit score actually is. How am I supposed to apply for a credit card if I don’t have credit yet?

>> No.21703203

Your credit increases every time you get laid.

>> No.21703208

Does it need to be multiple girls or will loving my wife every night be enough?

>> No.21703216

If you have no car or uni debt by now the next best option is to sit down with your local bank and explain to the tanuki advisor that you're looking to build credit for your credit score. The usual set up is to pull a loan of some several thousands and pay it back in exacting amounts over the next year or so. Congrats, you have a perfect credit score.
Otherwise, grab whatever card they'll let you have and wing it though understand this can crash and fail quite harshly if you misstep or overextend.

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>> No.21703238

It's your bank's way of tracking your good boy points

>> No.21703323

Kiki milk in all drinks and recipes instead of regular milk!

>> No.21703359

The only food and drink I need come from my liliraune wife and her lovely nectar! Sometimes, we bake pastries when we want to have a picnic date!

>> No.21703374

Such lovely, massively mammaried maids!

>> No.21703377

What does kiki milk taste like?

>> No.21703396

Big BIG onee-chans!

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>> No.21703403

Look man I'm pretty sure nobody wants to read a story about a Cait Sith becoming a real magical girl or cooking a nice barbecue both on and in a Hellhound.

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>> No.21703465
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Fire oil for coffee

>> No.21703468

You keep missing the whole "nobody has to read/see it" portion of both of those conversations. The point is all not writing does when you have shit to put down is cause excessive procrastination and the eventual writer syndrome where you overly critique everything before it's even written meaning you never write.
Jot it down till you don't feel the need to/don't want to then burn it if its shit or throw it up anonymously and asking for criticism or pointers. Eventually you get shit that actually is good and then you can go shout that one from the rooftops but nobody has to see the dead pages if you don't want them seen.

>> No.21703491

What does it taste like?

>> No.21703547

Probably taste like energy drink as a syrup

>> No.21703570

That's awful

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>> No.21703580

What do shoggoths sound like? Do they have an accent?

>> No.21703585

Do you think RNN threatens to dox men who post anti monster men?

>> No.21703589

>Local Man Alps from his Maid’s Semen-Like Milk
>Liches, Gremlins, and Lilim Alike Baffled

>> No.21703590

A very thick texan accent.

>> No.21703595

You can get a no-frills (and no-fee) card off of just having some money in the bank.

>> No.21703596
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>Tiddy-Momen in WTF tier
anon, please.

>> No.21703605

They natively speak the language of their former masters, though I’m not sure if you could notice an accent from that.
Unless it means they end up sounding like G-Man if they’re not being careful.

>> No.21703608

I want a sexy french maid Shog and the accent would be nice.

>> No.21703613

What's wrong with cockatrice?

>> No.21703617

>Marrying a Cock
Sounds pretty gay bro

>> No.21703623

Bostonian Bitch.

>> No.21703624

So call it a basilisk because they are literally the same thing

>> No.21703627

This guy gets it.

>> No.21703628

>“helLo mAster, wHat dO yoU nEEd tOday”

>> No.21703631

sign me up

>> No.21703634
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>not so subtle "movie night in" trolling MGs
>watching The Birds with a harpy
>Seabiscuit with a centaur
>Alice in Wonderland with literally any Wonderlander (and Alice)
>Last Samurai with that UD Samurai nobody remembers the name of


>not so subtle "game night in" trolling MGs
>playing EDF with any insect girl, frog lass, or automaton
>MGS with a Kunoichi
>Stubbs the Zombie with any UD girl

>> No.21703635

I put it there because to this day I believe KC drew it when he was out of ideas.

>> No.21703639

I want a monster girlfriend.

>> No.21703640

Sound like your getting alped

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There’s nothing wrong with that.

>> No.21703654

>tfw every morning she wakes you up with a “Ri̴͘͢s̷̀e̛͘ ̡͡a̶nḑ̛ ̨̧s̀h͏i̵̧n͟e̕ ̷̨ą́͟noņ͘͏”
>you know damn well she can do it normally, she’s just doing it to bug you

>> No.21703669

>she talks to all of you friends like that
>you know she’s doing it on purpose

>> No.21703679

>Watching Birdemic with a harpie
>Watching Little Shop of Horrors with a plantgirl

>> No.21703682

>She has an even creepier voice, and breaks out the olde English for Halloween

>> No.21703687

I understand now.

>> No.21703697

You think it’s funny now, but wait until she starts pulling out movie lines every single time you get in her plant..

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>> No.21703721

>That first time you hear "FEED ME, HUSBAND" and what you've done finally clicks

>> No.21703731

>gives kids crappy Walmart candy
>makes homemade candy for you
>wants to be your costume

>> No.21703736

Never show a Mershark “Jaws” or it’s you who’s going to get pranked every single time you visit a beach or pool.

>> No.21703747

Now this is pathetic.

>> No.21703748

myconid did nothing wrong...

>> No.21703753
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>Crappy walmart candy

They sell Reese's though anon. The most relevant candy to White Horn's and other deer like ladies.

Also Mice

>> No.21703756

>they look just like humans!
>-muffled from behind a pillow for protection- they look just like me!
>internally laugh in boostdash hammer/shotgun lancer

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>> No.21703763

i want to penis this doe

>> No.21703771

Anon, penis is not a verb.

>> No.21703781
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Here is mine. Can't beat the D(ragon).

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I had posted this earlier this morning but took it down since it needed a small tweak, lets try this again

New wife pic, second one on the twitter. Hope you Anons have a nice day!

>> No.21703790

>Lims that high
>Akaname that high
>Half the girls in "Less than desirable" tier don't belong that low
Anon, I'm sorry. You have shit taste.

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Only a Wurm could find you romantic anon.

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>> No.21703818
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>>Lims that high
What are you implying there fucko

>> No.21703821

Probably that they’re garbage only enjoyed by basic bitches, because they are.

>> No.21703836
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Hey shut the fuck up

>> No.21703838

Big meaty wock!
Shes' cute.

>> No.21703841

Sharks bark

>> No.21703846

Lims are subjectively B tier

>> No.21703854
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Lims are objectively SSS tier

>> No.21703856

I was thinking about shoggoths in the shower yesterday. Do they feel slimy? Can they form legs or do they just have the slime dress? Could they pretend to be human? How would they make money for their master?

>> No.21703861

Remember that lolims are made for impregnating.

>> No.21703864

How good a lilim is depends on the specific one

>> No.21703869

I'm surprised there aren't more dragonfags with how much they are loved.

>> No.21703874

True but just like broken boss characters in fighting games they are banned.

>> No.21703877
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They're also made through impregnating
Success breeds jealousy

>> No.21703883

Fuck off with your shitty OC

>> No.21703885

Shit Shit Shit tier?

>> No.21703888

I want a Lolim to step on me.

>> No.21703893

Probably a good thing. There's probably only a few hundred dragons on MGE.

>> No.21703898

If you’re looking for a human-shape go-getter then you probably want a Kiki or something.
Shogs are naughty maids who enable sloth and dependence.

>> No.21703904

Probably more than that the population is more than ours so rare is relative

>> No.21703905

>implying I don't know EXACTLY what I'm doing

>> No.21703907

Rare as they may be, the world is also absolutely massive compared to Earth, so I’d punch that up to thousands at least.

>> No.21703910

I like all dragon variants I wouldn’t mind having one of them in a harem if I had one

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Sad feels bro

>Probably more than that the population is more than ours so rare is relative
Wait, don't recall this. How large is the MGE world's population?

>> No.21703916

And I want to stretch one's womb.

>> No.21703918

Yes, this.

>> No.21703919

[email protected]

>> No.21703926

Kc said the world is bigger and population is more but settlements are spread out

>> No.21703935

That's a BIG population.

>> No.21703944

i'll do my best to make it so

>> No.21703951

Picard please go

>> No.21703955

Never been a big fan of dragongirls, but I'd help you guys find one to hook up with!

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Thanks bro, but I don't think I'd be precious or rare enough for one to stay interested.

>> No.21703961

We don't know man but roughly speaking it's looking like a x2 so far but theres "more" we haven't seen to.

>> No.21703998

Good to see my fiancés art get reused.

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>but roughly speaking it's looking like a x2 so far
That's a lot of fucking monstergirls. That's honestly to the point where there might actually be more monstergirls than men on our entire planet.

>> No.21704009

If you don’t give up you can get one

>> No.21704016

I don’t think he specified monster girls I think he was talking about the overall population might be wrong though

>> No.21704027

Sounds like a good way to give a birdie an irrational fear of coat hangers.

>> No.21704029

What a risky image to post.

>> No.21704032

I'm sure at least one would find you precious!
And alchemy could help sweeten the deal!

>> No.21704036

Wait I got what you meant nvm

>> No.21704038

I live dangerously.

>> No.21704040

Realistically, do you think a lot of people stuck their dick in a pitcher plant?

>> No.21704049

Lewd nuns a best.

>> No.21704050

bully jinkos for being unfeminine! I bet they can't even get a boyfriend without force! Hahahahah what losers

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>> No.21704083

Mine would and she's buff as hell.

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Big oni tiddies.

>> No.21704155

Do you think were going to get a new mge girl soon?

>> No.21704173

Cheshires are the assassins of wonderland.

>> No.21704188

ass ass ins?

>> No.21704191

I don't think they're discrete enough. Hatters seem more calculating and dangerous.

>> No.21704205

I'm sure we won't for a forseeable future. Looks like KC is busy as hell right now

>> No.21704214

Oni in stockings!

>> No.21704217

I think he meant in the “surprise from above” way.

>> No.21704218

Well, its one use for fat cat rump.

I dunno, Hatters seem to be more about politics than straight out assassination.

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I've seen a bunch of freaks in here wanting to rape a squirrel.
Feel free to use this one.

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Size queen Pharaohs

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>> No.21704255

I want to give her many kids and ruin those abs with pregnancy.

>> No.21704262

The pharaoh only deserves the biggest, even if she needs to make it herself.

>> No.21704273

Pretty sure that one rapes you.

>> No.21704277

Anemic horns. Weak genes.

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Hmm yes, however: Pharaohs who are not size queens.

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Praise brown cat goddess

>> No.21704323
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This squirrel raped me anon. We've been happily married ever since!

>> No.21704327

Damn, I guess I better find a different desert monstergirl.

>> No.21704334

You don't understand.
If a size queen mamono falls for you, your cock will grow to her standards when you incubize.

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>> No.21704345

More like Bestcat.

>> No.21704351
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Duck season

>> No.21704356

>get isekai'd to MGEverse
>get rapemarried to a type of mamono you're not fond of
Is this a thing that could happen, or would the inherent underlying succ nature of all mamono guide them to only rape men who would want to love them potentially?

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Rabbit season!

>> No.21704367

>Is this a thing that could happen?
Yes, but I wouldn't say it's likely to happen.

>> No.21704369

Every story gets a happy ending.

>> No.21704374

But wouldn't it make more sense for her to fall in love with a man who already fits or comes close to fitting her preferences?

>> No.21704380

They have a sense of if you’d be a good match or not, but they are hungry monsters.
So if you really don’t like them the worst case is a rape-and-release.

>> No.21704387

Maybe she can shrink instead.

>> No.21704391

What would the happy ending here be? Mamono helps guy find his preferred mamono, harems it up, and the two get closer along the way?

Not if humans naturally cannot have her preferred cock size. Plus, thanks to incubization, emotional, mental, and fetishistic compatability would be more important to a mamono than the human form of her potential husband.

>> No.21704395

I guess that would more depend on the mamono.

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>So if you really don’t like them the worst case is a rape-and-release.

I feel like that would lead to a pretty sincere apology and maybe even a friend.

>> No.21704407

Well yeah, I did say worst case.
Seducers like Inari would probably drop it after a little bit, rape trains like Ushi-Oni would do you the favor of not hauling you back to the sex cave after they fuck you silly.

>> No.21704436

Y'know, more than a few of the mamono I wouldn't want to wife, or even lewd, I could see making pretty chill friends. Maybe approach with a "Hey, if you help me find the kind of waifu I want, I'll help you find the kind of husbando you want!"

>> No.21704441
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I want big tall amazonian monster girls to beat me up!

>> No.21704456

Not all monsters of a species are going to like the same thing

>> No.21704458


She's gonna take you back in the past
to give your younger self some ass
she'd rather eat your stored up cum
and wash it down with a bottle of rum
She'd rather stick her tongue in your ear
than flip you over and play with your rear

>> No.21704468

>Art with more than just the monster

>> No.21704469

You could run to the nearest village and try to get a mana marker

>> No.21704489
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>> No.21704491


hey Al what are you doing in there? Hurry up!

>> No.21704508

I'm torn between a siberian jinko or vanilla jinko coloration for my wife.

All I know is she's buff, tall, and VERY busty

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What is that supposed to mean?

>> No.21704589

What female characters from any type of media would you monsterize? What would you monsterize them into?

>> No.21704596

The Pharaoh needs her specter, and nobody said it had to be made out of gold.

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>> No.21704608

But I like my tiny tadger.

>> No.21704623

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to leave a cooler of fruit out at night for loli werebats.
They gotta get their nutrients with all that flying

>> No.21704628

I want to be a camboy

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>> No.21704670

Eh, I have other ways of feeding them proteins and stuff

>> No.21704677
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>> No.21704693

>Invite in any loli werebats for some fruit, tea, and headpats

>> No.21704718

But they need vitamins, not protein.

Gonna have some late night lolis in your house munching on fruit and a few showing how to drink tea upside down.

>> No.21704759

>As a kid get raped an in your depression get comforted by your childhood friend who just happens to be of the same species as your rapist

>> No.21704779

Usually it's just the girl on a white background or other solid color

>> No.21704788
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Is your waifu an OPERATOR?

>> No.21704828

Same as last time.
Darkness and bicorn. That's just stacking 2 flavors of wanting to be bullied plus giving me the means to make it happen.

>> No.21704837

If you find a random monster egg on your doorstep what are you supposed to do

>> No.21704840

>drink tea upside down
That'd be interesting, but I hope they don't spill any! I wouldn't want them to burn themselves!

>> No.21704845

Shake it really REALLY hard to see if it makes a noise or not. If it doesn't you got yourself a free breakfast.

>> No.21704847

x-ray it

>> No.21704851

Take it to a doctor

>> No.21704868

Nocturnal girls are extra cute.

>> No.21704882

I wonder if nocturnal monsters would like rooms that have blacked out windows

>> No.21704886


>> No.21704889
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Dead crow.

>> No.21704892

Probably, in which case they’d love my bedroom where almost no outside light can get in.
I bet she’s even smarter now.

>> No.21704900

But still a good crow.

>> No.21704909

If your waifu found an abandoned egg would she try to hatch it herself or would she call an orphanage to take it?

>> No.21704912

What would be the first thing a Harpy would do if she was given hands

>> No.21704918

A being of otherworldly wisdom!

>> No.21704921

Make an omelette

>> No.21704923

Hatch it and add it to the hoard of little playmates for the daughter.

>> No.21704925

>go to crack egg
>It's a humpty
>Enjoy getting raped before breakfast

>> No.21704928

Touch herself lewdly. Birds are like that.

>> No.21704930

What would a Cuckoo harpy be like? I feel like they would be natural allies of the bicorn

>> No.21704932

She'd honestly probably shake the ever living fuck out of it to see if it made a noise or not, like checking christmas presents. If nothing squeaks or shrieks it's easier breakfast than checking the chicken coop for eggs.

>> No.21704936

When you adopt a monster how do you know you aren't getting a loli that isn't a loli

>> No.21704938

Try to fly and fail followedly closely afterwards with hours long inspection of their new hands. Eventually they'll just forget the whole thing and try to fly again and the cycle starts all over.
I imagine if someone taught her the wonders of self-groping and handholding she'd be more taken by that instead.

>> No.21704939

Try to determine what species it is before deciding if we could care for it.

>> No.21704947

You cast spell break and pick probably the only one in the whole orphanage that doesn't turn back into an adult.

>> No.21704948

I wish I could open a tail styling salon and see what all kinds of monsters come in

>> No.21704956

I dunno, man. Entrusting your mofu to a random stranger seems iffy and if they're got a husband they already have a mandatory mofu stylist.

>> No.21704959

Clearly I would be certified all hair stylists worth a damn show their certification

>> No.21704972

That's true but I could be certified in breast massages and that doesn't mean women would be lining up for me to grope them for the next hour especially when they could just have their husbands do it for them.

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Keep the ancient evils out the kitchen please.

>> No.21704980

>see what all kinds of monsters come in
And then only tailless monsters come in

>> No.21704987

Ginger bread cookies are awesome I make molasses gingerbread cookies every winter

>> No.21704992

What kind of crazy things does your waifu tell your daughteru

>> No.21705000

That digging into the earth after veins of gold or silver is robbing Mother Earth herself and therefore it is the greatest heist of all.

>> No.21705011

that if the boy cums then it wasnt rape

>> No.21705021


I've always liked stories about people ending up with someone who wasn't what they had dreamed of, but end up falling completely in love with anyway. Love finds a way, y'know?

>> No.21705030

But, why?

>> No.21705032

They're a calamity.

>> No.21705051

Yeah I love Tora dora too

>> No.21705056

Yeah but if they don't do the cooking that means I'm the kitchen bitch even after I get married. I'll cook and bake when I crave or feel like it but that's it.

>> No.21705067

I dunno, man, I don't speak holst but ever since the little one learned they get weird around new years.

>> No.21705071
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>wake up at 5 AM because of heavy rain
Is there anything better than cuddling in the dark while listening to rain?

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>> No.21705076

Same thing but snow

>> No.21705079
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Here be mine! It was kinda hard with all the girls.

>> No.21705083

But its 11pm...

>> No.21705097

I want to get double teamed by angel sister (one fallen one not) that are trying to convert me to their sides!

>> No.21705102

But it's 1pm...

>> No.21705110

Don't make me get my b-29...

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Come on down to Zipangu


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>Only 1pm for anon
No cute smug vampire for you

>> No.21705141

>"come down to Jipangu"
>while wearing Chipao

You really fucked that up, Miss

Eh, I don't need cowtits anyway. I'll wait for proper Vamp mistress to show up

>> No.21705145

That trash you linked makes me hate the idea

>> No.21705148

The song is catchy though

>> No.21705153

>I'll wait for proper Vamp mistress to show up
What makes her any less proper

>> No.21705173
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Sometimes it can be so hard to pick a girl to beat off to since they're all so great

>> No.21705174
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Vampires shouldn't have such vulgar tits. It's very unbecoming of a lady

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>> No.21705187

Vampires should also be tall and elegant

>> No.21705190

scale and fluff at the same time is crazy

>> No.21705193

Tall and elegant and FLAT

>> No.21705198

It's not an important detail one way or the other.

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Big bouncy breasts only make vampires even better.

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>you gonna get taken home

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Bitch please.

>> No.21705208

Those are some cool looking eyes

>> No.21705209

How will she even suck blood with all that fat getting in the way? Preposterous

>> No.21705212

What's more noble, wolf or hellhound?

>> No.21705217

Wolf. Hellhounds are like terriers chasing cars.

>> No.21705220

Would drinking amazon milk make you bigger and stronger? What if a MG drinks it on a regular basis?

>> No.21705231

they're sexy eyes

>> No.21705237


>> No.21705239

If she heard you say that you'd be as good as married.

>> No.21705241

Can't a man compliment a monster without them taking it as a declaration of love

>> No.21705257

Not this monster, at least.

>> No.21705258

Imagine how confused a harpy must be by pump-a-rum jokes

>> No.21705265

Just be a professional compliment-er where monsters can pay you to find something to compliment about them

>> No.21705267

Just tell her it's pump-a-rump.

>> No.21705271

What kind of pathetic monsters would do that

>> No.21705274

It's a good way to get a dragon to keep you on the payroll.

>> No.21705275

The ones whose names you don't even remember, like the Lantern-girl or the Umbrella-girl.

>> No.21705279

If he cant find anything to compliment her about she gets to fuck him

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>> No.21705290

>not having tits
The only vulgar thing is insulting those around you by claiming to be a lady when a mere glance at such a pitiful chest tells them otherwise.

>> No.21705301

flatties should be proud and puff out their lacking chest

>> No.21705303
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Its pretty easy actually.

>> No.21705304

Flat Holsts deserve someone that loves them

>> No.21705308
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>tfw this is what cowtit lovers actually believe

>> No.21705318

I want to fuck a Holst Ryza that makes big titty potions with her own milk!

>> No.21705321

This man tells the truth.

>> No.21705323

What would you do if while during you wife's weekly poker game with the girls she bet sleeping with you for the night in place of cash since she already lost the amount she had for the night

>> No.21705324

Bros can’t we just accept both are good?

>> No.21705326

Well are they cute what species etc

>> No.21705327

I can, but its fun to tease flat lovers.

>> No.21705329

If she's bad at betting then she's gonna lose what she bet.

>> No.21705333

The sands of hell are a magical sand.

>> No.21705334

Sitting together with a Nure and quietly enjoying the sound of rain sounds pretty cozy. You could even sit outside with her where she'd shield you from getting wet.

>> No.21705340

I can, but it's fun to tease cow tits

>> No.21705342

But that's cheating if she lost all her money she should be out of the game

>> No.21705345

>Wurm doesn't even look at her cards and goes all in

>> No.21705347

Put on some pajamas and spend the night I guess. Spare the lecture since it's punishment for her enough.

>> No.21705349

We've already agreed to bully the smalls.

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>> No.21705358

Fine but she'll have to be the big spoon or else I can't fall asleep.

>> No.21705361

why would she ever bet me in a chance she could lose it's only cash she lost it isn't too big a deal

>> No.21705363

Because she knows this hand is where the bad luck ends she has to get a good hand now

>> No.21705374

This makes me think of a Unicorn who lives dangerously and keeps making bets and situation where there is a chance she turns into a bicorn since she gets off to the rush of it almost happening

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She has to have hands in there somewhere, I'm going to hold them!

>> No.21705377

Hold her head while you kiss her

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And now it's raining again. So cozy.

>> No.21705396

I still want to see a dragon tentacle awkwardly fly through the air on her pot like some bizarre baba yaga impression

>> No.21705408

besides the forbidden four, what one mg would you remove from mge?

>> No.21705413

Well I need to know what those 4 are first, I assume two of them are the siths but what about the other two?

>> No.21705415
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Why would she need to bring her pot with her? Tentacles aren't Alraunes.

>> No.21705428

Man, that took forever. Also, I couldn't remember anything to the right of the umi osho and didn't even care enough to look them up. Also also, FUCK SPIDERS.

>> No.21705433

It's cute, probably has high quality fertilizer and makes for a stunning entrance when she drops in.

>> No.21705441

Men need a protector monster at all times since they are so fragile

>> No.21705451

T. Extremist

>> No.21705464

bad mushroom and barnacle

>> No.21705470

Sandworm. Vore is as bad as furry.

>> No.21705486

Part 1
>be pizza delivery boy
>my friends think I take my wagie job too seriously, but the job market demands work ethic
>deliveries to kids isn't so bad unless it's to those neo-pagan girls
>it at least implies that the monster is married
>deliveries to unmarried monsters can range from them seduce you in vain, to outright kidnapping
>almost got raped at least seven times on the job, including from an arachne's web, a sandworm trying to eat me, and a girls' night consisting of hellhounds
>good thing I carry pocket sand
>my next delivery was at some dumpy-looking house
>the person who answered was some hooded girl whose eyes were hidden
>and she's not wearing pants
>oh god, it's going to be one of those customers
>"Hello ma'am. Here's your anchovy pizza. That'll be $15."
>she pulls out three 5s and hands them to me
>really strange that she wasn't trying to make conversation
>upon closer inspection, she doesn't look well-groomed
>"So, what are you doing?"
>I had to make at least a little small-talk
>what a weirdo
>"Well, have a nice day."
>"Y-you too."
>awkward conversation, but a surprisingly refreshing one

>a few days later, there was another order from that catgirl
>this time, her hood was down, her hair was brushed, and she was even wearing pants
>I could see she was also wearing glasses
>"Pizza's here! Hey, you look pretty good, today. Out for something?"
>I wanted to make her feel good since I did see her in less ideal conditions.\
>"Thanks. I-I mean THANKS! Er-- no I'm not busy."
>what's she on about?
>"Well, have a good day. Hope to see you again."
>"P-please..." She whispered

>after a long day working, I went home to play some video games
>a lot of it's old games that were created before the portals opened
>newer games are full of weeb shit and try way too hard to get my boner, but at least there's no microtransactions or DLC (Disk Locked Content)
>I didn't eat much other than some Hot Pockets before going to bed
>for some reason I feel like I'm not getting something

>next week had another delivery at her house, this time half-pepperoni and half-cheese
>cheshire cat kept harassing me half-way through my day until I found out they hated lemons
>I got up to her house again to deliver
>like last time she didn't look like she was in bed all day
>"Hey there! Pizza's here!"
>"Wow, uh thanks!"
>her smile looks forced, as though she was wincing
>"Uh, you look like you might need a wash?"
>"A wash? What do you mean?"
>"Oh, I'm not saying you're dirty! You just look like... you had a long day, yeah!"
>I quietly sniffed myself, realizing that I still had lemon scent on
>"Oh! Oh! I'm sorry for offending you! You see, uh, I had this encounter with another monster trying to get me. I shoud've known--."
>"No! No! It's fine! Just come in! I'm not doing anything! Er, anything to you, at least! Eh heh heh!"
>she's getting weird. I should just bounce from this creep.
>"Uh, it's fine. I have to rush, so, uh, enjoy your pizza."
>"Y-you too!"
>what is up with her?

>I was done for the day and returning home
>on my way down the street, a voice in my head was shouting at me
>I quickly changed course, hoping that the voice in my head wasn't trying to lead me into another predicament like the one with the dark elves
>I rushed up to the door and knocked on it
>it took a bit of waiting, but the catgirl finally answered
>she looked kind of depressed, but her face quickly changed to shock upon seeing me again
>"Hi, uh, you got any plans tonight?"
>"Uh, I was going to play video games."
>she snapped out of her dumbstruck trance
>"But I can do something else if you give me a minute."
>I almost didn't catch that sentence
>"Video games sound fun. You got Mario Kart, Street Fighter, or Halo?"
>"I got all of them! I'll play whatever you want!"
>"I could go with whatever."
>"I had some cool mods for Mario Kart Wii!"
>"Really? Let's do that!"
>"Then come on in!"

Not my best work so far, but at least it disproves that I'm out of juice for good. Want to try something more equal, this time.

>> No.21705488

>Why not come on down to the Zipangu ?!
>We have..,
>Vulpine Ghosts
>Slippery Sea Sneks
>Fuzzy Cow Spider Demon
>Vulpine Ghost found a friend
>Licking Umbrellas

>> No.21705499

Chochin-Obaka and Karakasa-Obake.
I didn’t look them up, let’s see if I was right.

>> No.21705502


>> No.21705509

What is there to say about Oomukade?

>> No.21705511

Are cute

>> No.21705520


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That's not how you play card games, silly human.

>> No.21705530


>> No.21705536

Even better if they go about most of the day in a fairy form and hang out on your shoulders.

>> No.21705538
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Kingdom list!

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>> No.21705556

Where’s the Snake Sanctuary or the Harpy Hometown?

>> No.21705567

Or the fairy kingdoms, and Pandemonium?

>> No.21705599

>no cowtit kingdom for the might minos and happy holsts'n'hakus

>> No.21705606

Single monstergirls are not allowed to teach shotas

>> No.21705613
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Who's do I have to get off to live in the buge kingdom?

>> No.21705624

Higher Beings, these words are for you alone.

>> No.21705625
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Its rude to stare

>> No.21705626

I just realized i like purple.

>> No.21705629
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Purple is the sexiest color.

>> No.21705631

What if she was hot pink

>> No.21705632

Funny I just ate noodles today.

>> No.21705637

I want a slime of every color rainbow slimes sound cute

>> No.21705639

The Oni Bandits that live in the mountains occasionally come down for food, Humans always make the best!

>> No.21705643

Ah, well in that case parasite slimes.

>> No.21705646

How do you know if a monster loves you

>> No.21705648

>you'll never be a gourmet chef working for a raiding Oni band

>> No.21705661

>Throwing down thick slabs of meat from some large animal in front of you, looking at you with pleading eyes to make it taste nice.
>Try to sneak in some vegetables into the stew, so their diet is more than just stretchy anime meat and sake.

>> No.21705669
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sign me the fuck up then

>> No.21705671

Only when she blushes.

>> No.21705673 [SPOILER] 
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Higher beings, these words are for you alone.
Within our lands do not hide your true form. Let all bask in your majesty, for only this kingdom could produce ones such as you.

>> No.21705675

>only saving grace when the oni raids hit is that you're the toppest notch chef you know
I'm honestly not sure if that's just pegging me for communal rape or keeping me from communal rape because they'll fight over who exactly gets me.

>> No.21705698
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I like where this is going.

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>> No.21705725

Part 2
>she looked so cheery and excited, I never seen her run upstairs so fast
>looking around her kitchen and living room, things seem pretty well set-up
>good thing I got the hint this time
>she came back down with a box, presumably containing the console, controllers, and at least the game we intend to play
>"Oh, uh. You want to eat now or later? The pizza's cold, so we'll have to reheat it."
>"We can eat later, if you want."
>"Yeah, cool. I'll set this up."
>as she took the stuff out of the box and plugged things in, she was bending herself over and not-so subtly swaying her butt at me
>"Uh, need some help?"
>I figured she didn't, but she's not acting like herself with that behavior
>"Oh, uh, no! Sorry! My, uh, back is not quite normal today, yeah!"
>she quit her 'sexy' pose and finished hooking things up
>"Ok. Let's play!"

>most of the night was spent with us playing with various characters and maps that interested me
>while she was playing, she talked a lot more than usual. Maybe she's more comfortable without making eye-contact
>might be autistic, but she's really nice and has great taste in video games
>a very strange taste in pizza, though
>seriously, who the fuck eats anchovies?
>I'm glad she didn't order it tonight, but I shouldn't judge her
>besides, I haven't gotten raped or bribed by her so far, so she's cool in my book

>she mentioned some SSB4 mods, so we changed things up
>she's kind of a memelord, but at least she lets the memes speak for themselves rather than going "WOW, ISN'T THAT FUNNY, HAHA"
>I'm kind of one myself, though I don't like to admit it with anyone until now
>she's quite skilled with a variety of characters. She would go random had the unmodded skins not be accounted for
>I'm only good with two, and although I've been doing slightly better, I can respect someone who, unlike me, is willing to experiment.
>she's probably really good at this, at least good enough to sometimes top the local tourney

>a lot of time passed by, so I had to head home
>we exchanged numbers so we could meet again
>"I'll see you next time. If you want you can come to my place."
>"Sure! My bedroom needs a clean up anyways. Oop!"
>"Well, see ya!"
>"Y-yeah! Ah hah!"

>wonder why she mentioned her bedroom?

>the next time she met up was at my house
>I didn't have much that she didn't, so we just ended up playing the Halo Reach campaign and get our asses blown up a bunch by Ultras and concussion rifles
>during the cutscenes, she would try to make more contact with me, which I readily accepted
>I would stroke her hair, but I'm not sure if she would find that insulting
>so I just kept my h*nd on hers and kept things a little casual
>she would quickly pull away whenever things were getting hard, which is understandable considering how brutal the campaign can get on Legendary

>we finally beat The Package and The Pillar of Autumn on Legendary with a few skulls on
>"Whew! That was frustrating, right Anon?"
>there was a pause, almost managed to accumulate to awkward levels
>"Um, you look stressed?"
>she was fidgeting with her hoodie's zipper
>"...y-you need a hug?"
>"Um, sure, if you want."
>without skipping a beat, she glomped me, but immediately pulled back once she realized her mistake
>she looked really sorry for that, but I didn't mind
>I gently pulled her in, but made sure not to touch anywhere too intimate
>"Um, Anon? There's something in my hair. I mean is there something in my hair? Yeah?"
>no, but I got the message
>I stroked her hair, making sure not to mess with her ears
>she let out a purr, but suppressed it quickly out of embarrassment
>not wanting to mess with her dignity, I moved my hand back to her upper back
>"I didn't say stop, like you could continue if you want. Feels good."
>so I did. Feels good to me as well.

>after some cuddling, I decided to get a snack
>she offered some pirouette cookies that she brought with her.
>pretty neat straw-shaped treats
>this got me an idea
>the next one I pulled out I just kept in my mouth
>I was trying to get her to eat it with me
>she soon figured it out and bit on the other end
>we slowly worked our way towards the middle
>just when she closed her eyes, I severed my piece
>she opened her eyes, confused and a bit disappointed
>the pieces on the couch were picked up by her hands, feeling bullied
>it was a bit mean of me
>but I needed to get her guard down
>I pulled her in and kissed her deeply
>she squeaked in surprise, but squeezed me close after the shock passed
>the taste of vanilla was pleasant, but the bits of cookie made things a little less ideal
>slowly uncoupling from her lips and tongue, I saw the lovestruck face of the catgirl
>"We should do this more often." She said.
>I looked over to my bedroom door.
>"We could try some more things." I grinned
>she returned hers in kind, then got up with me to try some more "things" in my room

>> No.21705740

Oi mate good on ya. It was a roight banga!

>> No.21705751

An audience with the Mantis Lords must be earned! Show them the power of the Human spirit!

>> No.21705784

I'm digging it, man. Heartboners are the nicest greentexts.

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Uh, is my maid supposed to be this strong?

>> No.21705869

Well how else will she lift all that furniture with one hand while vacuuming with the other?

>> No.21705887

But how am I supposed to molest her when she's trying to work if she can just suplex me like a ragdoll?

>> No.21705888

You're the mastah, you have that right.

>> No.21705898

If you say so
>"heheh, it's sexy time, meido."
>"As you wish, Master."
>she picks you up, slings you over one shoulder and carries you to your room, then tosses you on the bed
>"Uh, wait, this isn't what I had in mi-"
>get amazon pressed

>> No.21705908

>Her kuu expression turns into a small smile when you end up pumping your baby batter in her as she rides you
>Oncr you notice it though she goes back to acting stoic and presses you even harder into the bed

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Do you hear the voices too?

>> No.21705919

What would be the functionally best 2 monstergirls to fuse together The Fly style? The key here being functional, not aesthetic.
Shog and ryu? Makes whatever the hell you want including the weather.

>> No.21705928

Hakutaku and Wurm. The smartest and strongest!

>> No.21705937

>Entice a Centaur to listen to a certain song non stop for several hours, with the incentive of sex after the ordeal.

>> No.21705941

Are you still fit for marriage after a Shog sprays you with her cooling bodily fluids?

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Does it matter when you can just stack double Lilim?
>Reality warping
Anyway, OP monsters aside, Living Armor + any base Elemental would be the go-to best RPG setup. You'd be able to fight just about anything... if there was anything to fight.

Convince wise, Shog + Automaton. Could do virtually any mundane task and has a tool for everything.

>> No.21705957

Imagine a Demon wearing a white one piece swimsuit.

>> No.21705960

I'm usually not into muscle girls, but goddamn if big buff kuuderes aren't the cutest fucking things. I'd love to be the weak mage husband of a stoic barbarian queen who likes to be lovey-dovey when we're alone.

>> No.21705980

Double lilim would just be a lilim at that point. That being said a lilim/haku would be damn scary. Reality warping plus insane knowledge on how to use it for 4d chess plays.

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>I'd love to be the weak mage husband of a stoic barbarian queen who likes to be lovey-dovey when we're alone
Actually my ultimate fantasy... yet it's never been attainable even in video games.
>tfw so hardened and jaded even if the opportunity presented itself I'd opt to be alone

>> No.21706014

Ah, heal-slut and the gentle tank. What a couple.

>> No.21706020

White one piece swimsuit are national treasure level.
Only the haughtiest and most influential Demons could successfully pull one off.

>> No.21706026

What if the small boy is the tank and the big woman is the healer

>> No.21706033

Let's not be silly.

>> No.21706062

I will concede I am a MASSIVE heal slut. But in my 14+ years of MMO gaming. I have never found a tank gf no matter how hard I reach for the pinnacle of skill.

>> No.21706068

The small boy is the dps, he needs a big strong tank to protect him when he draws aggro.

>> No.21706082

like my uncle use to say, listen to your heart and not the voices in your head.

>> No.21706091


Oh, so this is actually getting translated?

>> No.21706099

That's a good kitty with lots of titty.

>> No.21706136

They just don't exist, anon. Proper maintanks need a combination of ability to grind mindlessly for the perfect gear for your setup, on/off switch for a sufficient amount of active aggression that allows no room for flinches or fear to exist, and the ability to remain analytical and communicative while that's happening.
I've had the makings of it so many damn times but I just don't think women have it in them to have those final 2 bits simultaneously. They either flinch when things get to the razors edge of fuck-up and die or trust in your healers and ignore your health or they fail the communicative while they're in the zone part. I've played since I was 8 and everytime I had the setup going I've had to switch roles losing all the hours leading up to it because they just can't maintank when it counts.

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I understand that. And I have come to live with and accept it. I also feel like this is one of the main appeals of monster girls for me. They aren't normal women. You know for a fact she would have your ass and you could reply on them.

>> No.21706178

True but I feel a direct link is as much cheating as rolling KB&M would be on console. I also can't imagine an automatons banter would be as...colorful.

>> No.21706234

Converting a heavy siege automaton with matron model parts!

>> No.21706309
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What if Gintama but Monster Girls also?

>> No.21706310

I want to heal a kamikaze automaton and reintegrate her into society

>> No.21706325

Kikimoras should learn magic so that hey can clean the house better

>> No.21706335

>"Master, what is my purpose."
>"You make babies with me. That's it."
>"Oh my god. I love it."

>> No.21706381

That sounds sweet

Daughteru fabrication units are serious business

>> No.21706386

I would increase her fabrication settings to quintuplets.

>> No.21706395

To give a robot who wasn't supposed to live, a life worth living, and making new life with her would be interesting

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Pet the kitty cats, so smol!

>> No.21706426

Small cats deserve love

>> No.21706431

I hate gintama almost as much as fgo

>> No.21706433

Good man.
Her large frame means she can carry them better too

Can robots cry tears of joy?

>> No.21706439

Tsukihime remake never

>> No.21706440

Soft and fluffy and stuff
But also deadly

>> No.21706468
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>We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.

>> No.21706477

Well my only training came from this pamphlet I bought from a Tanuki who said I had the bone structure of a kung fu master.

>> No.21706482

>Get good, fleshlings

>> No.21706485

Is this reference to the MTG card? I'm pretty sure it is

>> No.21706520

Goblin Chainwhirler

>> No.21706538

Don’t they have that by default? Like in the myths.

>> No.21706611

>Not going as full on support with heal, buff, and debilitation.
This is WHY you do not have a tank GF, you need to be a swiss army knife spellbook.

>> No.21706624

>Nacho in bug kingdom instead of Shoggy kingdom.

>> No.21706632

>"Master, perhaps I require repairs. When I look at you and our daughter-units, I leak lubricant from my eye sockets."

>> No.21706647

>She's the glass cannon with the highest dps and even ranged attacks
>can hook and move targets to other places if her flail doesnt beat them outright
>Goes down if something so much as sneezes on her
Awesome, but difficult. Needs a draw aggro tank or buff mage healslut to support. Is it.worth it?

>> No.21706730

No. Everyone has to be able to take a hit or two, since it’s only a matter of time before something gets the jump on them or has an undodgeable move.
t. Elona party wrangler

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Good, bad... I'm the girl with the gun.

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>> No.21706745

Like cats

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>> No.21706947

This must be a situation all centaurs deal with frequently.

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Not as frequently as this.

>> No.21706964

Why won't my maid let me walk on my own I don't need a piggyback ride from her

>> No.21706974

My maid turns into a comfy throne with spider legs instead of letting me walk, while her carrier snuggles up on my lap.

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Scary sheep.

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>piggyback ride

>> No.21707037

How would you want your centaur to react?
>She let's the kid ride and makes remarks about how much she loves children and wants to have her own
>She politely refuses and gives the kid a good explanation as to why only (You), her loved one, can ride her

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>> No.21707043

Where is the rest of their body?

>> No.21707045

Gray and Gold is the best combo

>> No.21707053

Are you sure that's a sheep?

>> No.21707065

No, let me finish. I said I am going to mate with that cute Grizzly over there and I will make her my close companion.

>> No.21707067

That's a goat

>> No.21707073

What shit taste

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I've been thinking I should try to write something seriously for once but I know I never finish anything. Would following the course of that one guy who is always stuffing fairies down his pants help with this?

>> No.21707099

I want mini kiki on my desk

>> No.21707102

Some real ??? shit there anon.

>> No.21707116

>Lose half of your body
>Become twice as good

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>> No.21707141

Fire Walk With Me

>> No.21707150

But now you can't drink a tentacle potion and fuck both pussies at once.

>> No.21707156

If she's young enough to ask, let her ride. She'd probably show off a bit.

>Boys 10 and younger
Let him ride. It'd be cute if she played Cowboys and Indians or some kind of knight thing with him.

>Boys over ten
Politely point him to a girl his own age to ride if he really likes her.

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Tier lists are always fun!

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>> No.21707216

Against this Salamander I will use my new technique HELL'S MERRY-GO-ROUND

>> No.21707217

I don't normally comment on people's tastes, but yours is undeniably shit.

>> No.21707219

I want to use magic and switch the lower body of an arachne and a centaur just to see what happens

>> No.21707235

Now I want to see a loli centaur with her childhood friend riding her back and her mother’s reaction.

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>> No.21707255

I never realized she was smiling in this pic until now. I just thought she was kuu. Very cute!

>> No.21707260

>Galloping Spider
>Scurrying Horse
Oh god oh fuck

>> No.21707268

Jabberfag, do the tentacles ever talk to you? What do they say?

>> No.21707272

This is what happens when a jabberwock has one too many vore sessions with her hubby. All that spirit energy goes to those thighs, belly, and breasts

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This, but with a centaur and a lamia.

>> No.21707283

The mother would probably have to teach both how to ride properly so that the ride isn't too bumpy for the boy and so that the boy knows how to hold on without causing her discomfort

>> No.21707292

Too short tail, but pretty good otherwise.

>> No.21707304

Wonderland is THICK

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>> No.21707326

Cats don't smell bad. They're very meticulous about cleaning themselves, multiple times a day

>> No.21707328

Pussy's pussy! Wait-

>> No.21707333

Pussy squared, desu nyan

>> No.21707371

Are there any monsters that would enjoy eating a bowl of Reese's Puffs with me in the morning

>> No.21707383

The poor guy's brain will be so full of lewd feline pheromones he will get aroused at the slightest meowing.

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>be slave boy adopted by a pharaoh
>she insists you sleep in her bed and tells you a story every night before you go to sleep
>most if not all involve a mother and son getting married and/or having sex
>after a while, her stories start to seep into your dreams, so vivid that you could almost swear they were real
>you have nightly visions of your new momster gently, lovingly milking out all of your semen
>you usually wake up refreshed yet somehow drained while your momster is sleeping with a smile on her face

>> No.21707393

>they were white when she bought them

>> No.21707404

Is that a space-age Pharaoh?

>> No.21707405

I'm pretty sure she's human.
Fate Go has way too many girls who are so lewd they can pass off as monster girls.

>> No.21707421

I guess the image didn't save properly, but oomukade and nereid should be at the bottom.

>> No.21707423

Am I supposed to touch the cow or not?

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What do you think?

>> No.21707471
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>Humpty Egg,Devil Bug: A
>Hellhound, Manticore: D
>Anubis, Bunyip: F

>> No.21707473

>Shit, that’s all you had to say

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>> No.21707516

Nice to see something a little different.
Hey if everyone liked the same handful of girls it'd be boring.

>> No.21707559

How do monsters know english?

>> No.21707565


>> No.21707567

Babelfish genes.

>> No.21707568

They don't, they speak Lescatian. By an astonishing coincidence both language are completely identical.

>> No.21707573
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>Devil Bug: A
A Clannad fan, I see!

>> No.21707578

>Brain damage
Living with cats can cause your sexual desires to be more extreme, more fetishy.

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By Eros' magic: it just works.

>> No.21707584
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I love night gaunts?

>> No.21707600

You probably do.

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Friendly reminder to stay out of open water.

>> No.21707607

She looks nervous, cute!

>> No.21707610

Water is always safe

>> No.21707611

As a big Subnautica fan I know better than to believe that. There's nothing in the sea that can hurt you. Go deeper.

>> No.21707613

I want to become an Eros paladin for those sick gains, then go around making buff monsters swoon with my sensual flexing.

>> No.21707627


>"Let's hold hands while doing it"
best tier.

>> No.21707647


>> No.21707682
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Deeper, you say?

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Yes. Deeper into the crushing, cold darkness. Down there the best girls are found. Strong girls who make their own light.

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>> No.21707772

That Kuupid has to have the patience of a saint.

>> No.21707789

Is there anything you could teach your waifu?

>> No.21707818

Taking it easy.
Seriously, she’s a little wired.

>> No.21707836

Jesus micefag, your daughters are cute but you have some shit taste.

>> No.21707868

The history of obscure comic book characters from the 80's and 90's and the special moves of choujin from Kinnikuman.

>> No.21707869

Cute but also lewd. I wonder how one would nonverbally control a centaur, though? I have to imagine that a bit and reigns would generally be frowned upon.

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Nonsense! She loves it!

>> No.21707930

How hard he hugs her from behind

>> No.21707942

I would make one but this feels like that you must have really STRONG opinions on why you dislike one other than
>Know nothing/find ugly so NO

>> No.21707970

What kind of hata would a rata wear

>> No.21707992

Propeller Beanie

>> No.21708002

Nah. This is your opportunity to be as irrational as you want. Express your heart’s whims.

>> No.21708007

A fedora with a card that says "Press" in the brim.

>> No.21708008

The enthusiastic breeders are by far the best type.
>Kiki who worships mastah's dick
Also good.

>> No.21708014

Is that still a meme hat ?

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would you a hata rata

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This isn’t enough

>> No.21708085

it sexes you

>> No.21708108

Ratas are the best chipmunks ever

>> No.21708160

I'll refuse to believe ratas are chipmunks until I see a picture of one storing her husband's semen in her cheeks.

>> No.21708165

That's a huge amount of nos. Your top 2 tiers are pretty based though.

>> No.21708167

That's kind of gross dude

>> No.21708172

What are you supposed to do if you are raped by an elf

>> No.21708176

Rub her ears.

>> No.21708188

Does this actually happen?

>> No.21708197

>Rata gives you a ravenous blowjob
>Instead of gulping it down she stores it in her cheeks to savor the flavor
How is this gross?

Stop wandering in elven forests and acting like a slut.

>> No.21708206

I'm not into sploodge
I prefer not to think about it

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I’m one of the "x-fags" from the thread

>> No.21708229

Okay anon, here are three things you need to remember when you’re dealing with an ‘overtly passionate’ Elf:
>Ears. They are their main weak point, if she straddles you go for those and she’ll cum instantly.
>Strength. Contrary to popular belief, Elves aren’t that strong, they’re agile and have most of their points in dexterity, so you should be able to somewhat overpower them at least to throw them off of you.
>Elves are naturally submissive. This goes into the strength part too but if you just throw a power move on them like pull their hair, kabedon them against a tree, or just telling them to kneel, they’ll usually agree to anything.
And if all else fails remember this;
Hold their hand and tell them you just want to hold hands and talk in a field somewhere. They’ll always comply and you won’t get raped!

>> No.21708239

>you wouldn’t marry a Wurm
How heartless are you?

>> No.21708242

Sit back and enjoy it

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>> No.21708253

My daughterus childhood friend has a lot of explaining to do.

>> No.21708258

He has only one thing to say to you "dad".

>> No.21708268

Not him but I wouldn’t for the same reason I wouldn’t want to marry a Titania or true-loli.
Real mental immaturity is not appealing.

>> No.21708274

>And enjoy it
Aren't you supposed to resist at least a little? They might get upset otherwise.

>> No.21708277

I want a comfy house with a wife on it, Wurms don’t make that possible

>> No.21708279

What if she was less immature, and more just sunny/optimistic?

>> No.21708282

If it makes them try to rape me harder, then it might be worth it.

>> No.21708286

Wurms aren’t retarded anon. They’re just dense. She doesn’t wear a helmet or take special ed classes. Fucking racist.

>> No.21708309

>their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple
They may not be actually retarded but they’re still dumber than bricks.

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>> No.21708368

That would be fine, but when I’m talking about a species I’m not speaking of the outliers, otherwise there’s no useful distinctions to be made.

>> No.21708371

That sounds like some trick a Not Wurm would play

>> No.21708379

You're thinking of trilbies.

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But its a Big Wendi, a Dire Wendi.

>> No.21708444
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>> No.21708455

Of course. I’m just wondering if it’s the default body you dislike, or the default personality.

>> No.21708460

She’s such a serene beauty.

>> No.21708469

I want to be hugged by an ojou monster of the big titty Empire.

>> No.21708476

If you go in, you ain’t coming out

>> No.21708477

>you gonna get drilled and ohoho'd at

>> No.21708484

I want to lead a party of flat paladin girls into the big titty kingdom and have them monsterize one by one into titty monsters.

>> No.21708495

>That moment when the scout asks if anyone else’s breastplate feels tight

>> No.21708498
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Touch the cow.

>> No.21708502

Cold milk!

>> No.21708509

Cut Zombie cow to watch the Cat while I’m at work!

>> No.21708511

Why would I want to go out?
Wonderful, I bet she loves a bit of breast worship.

>> No.21708512
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I wanna be hugged by an ojou monster of the Big Booty Empire.

>> No.21708523

Here's my list, I quite enjoyed it!

>> No.21708524

I like the sorter better
This is too hard

>> No.21708578

Looks like that one news story of a black guy trying to rob a place I think he worked at. When someone at the business asked if it was him he said, "No, it's not me."
Speech 1

>> No.21708588
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Kirin, Fae, and Cockatrice still the best

>> No.21708598

Going to a concert of The Ocean with deep abyssal monster girls!

>> No.21708611

>eventually they all are just wearing their padded cloth over their breasts.
>Even that is still to tight.

>> No.21708613

A haughty girl and two servants, a nice trio in the top tier.

If I wasn't lazy I'd gather all the tier lists from this thread and last thread to run a few averages for the top 2 tiers to see which girls are the most popular.
Could always do the sorter and put the results into the tiers for visual reference, no harm in using both.

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>> No.21708690

I want to be a dragon breeder!

>> No.21708691

Abyssal girls are always great. I wonder if they'd like that band.

>> No.21708696


>> No.21708700

Also, Sauce for that?

>> No.21708708

Is that a new commission?

>> No.21708720

I love most of that asanagi doujin about an admiral taking over abyssals with dick. I wish seaport hime was in it more.

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>> No.21708738

A kingdom-wide debuff

>> No.21708754

The breast kind of defense system.

>> No.21708771

I loved that one apart from how it ended.

>> No.21708772

I dunno, I found it on /d/.

>> No.21708788

Every monster gets better when she is brown and has abs. This is a fact

>> No.21708791

>keep moving deeper.
>Women become more uncomfortable with their blossoming breasts.
>Men lose focus from the expanding busts.
Truly the greatest

>> No.21708795

Yeah that part sucked. I wish he didn't do that and would make more of those kind.

>> No.21708799

Thanks Anons.

>> No.21708802

One of these days. Even shindol has a heart occasionally and draws something relatively vanilla.

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>Even shindol has a heart occasionally
I don't believe you

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>> No.21708827
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Believe it

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>> No.21708859

Also that one degenerate artist who did a really sweet set of NaruHina doujins.

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>> No.21708875

Maybe? I forgot his name.

>> No.21708980

Really? Most ive seen of that is NTR for days

>> No.21708990
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I want to go into a married echidna's dungeon and steal her daughter's hand in marriage And not have a proper ceremony or anything, just elope with her and start a dungeon of our own

>> No.21708992

Anon was right its nanashi that i was talking about.

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>> No.21709065

Gyaru Genie who lives in a phone.

>> No.21709067
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>Welcome to the Mofu Cafe-may I take your order?

>> No.21709076

Gimme a wife please

>> No.21709084

Sorry I just wandered in....how did I get in here?

>> No.21709086

That echidna would be 0% mad. More grandchildren are nothing but a good thing.

>> No.21709088
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What about her?

>> No.21709104

Imagine how terrible if she was given to some poor innocent nerd. Filling up his phone with her nudes, making his every wish come true in a lewd way, constantly teasing him. Just horrible.

>> No.21709109

Do I have to take dick pics using the phone or what?

>> No.21709110
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What are they watching?

>> No.21709116

>Been married for a week
>echidna wife's mom start asking asking wife is she's pregnant yet.

>> No.21709128

>In this episode of Takehi’s challenge, Anon tries to cross the rape course!

>> No.21709131

I hope that slime isn't conductive or that famicom is going to get ruined
also Takeshi's Challenge

>> No.21709152
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Touch fluffy tail.

>> No.21709167

A tier list for those erotic monster girl species wouldn't be fun to make because to me they fall into two tiers: Mommy tier and trash tier. I'm picky like that.

>> No.21709172

Good taste.

>> No.21709213

>walking to work one day, drinking your coffee
>when all of a sudden you hear “OHOHOHOHO!!! You there boy! What’s your name?”
>you turn around to see a very noble and prestigious looking Elf woman with two huge hair drills almost down to her heels and boobs that pretty much have their own gravitational pull
>you stammer out your name
>she then flat out tells you “You’re coming with me back home and you’re gonna suck mommy’s tits all night long!”

>> No.21709216

But there’s nothing in them

>> No.21709217

But anon, any MG can become a mommy. So it’s only one tier then.

>> No.21709219

I assume she takes the stammering garbage that comes out of my mouth as a "yes mistress"

>> No.21709229

Not yet. Hopefully nine months later you have fixed it.

>> No.21709244

You fail to understand that just because a MG can be a mommy doesn't mean I'd want her to be one.

>> No.21709269

If it wasn't for the shading, it would look like someone took her nose

>> No.21709272

Stage 7 of Castlevania 3 with the falling blocks

>> No.21709307

on a technical level I say its good
I just cant sexualize naruto, its just too weird for me.

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Touch fluffy tip

>> No.21709336

Is this the vampire version of a gyaru?

>> No.21709370

Hope someone enjoys!

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Yeti onee-san is cool!

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>> No.21709500

What's wrong?

>> No.21709505

She rolled over her foot.

>> No.21709506

She just watched the beginning of "Up!".

>> No.21709520

I really want to put my penis inside that ass

>> No.21709530

I want a pudgy troll oneesan

>> No.21709562

I want a pudgy troll imouto.

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>> No.21709595

How about one of each?

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Fluffy tail tips are adorable and I want to touch them.

>> No.21709613

It may be best to tell people the contents of the story before you post random links all willy-nilly, ya silly billy.
I did like it, though. Nice work.

>> No.21709667

>Monster girl uses magic to have her custom theme song play whenever she meets you

>> No.21709673
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Based list coming through. Objective facts that cannot be debated.

>> No.21709679

I want a succubus Elf

>> No.21709686

Return to /v/ with your pathetic memes kid

>> No.21709687
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She won't leave till she gets a discount

>> No.21709694
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>Master, what is the purpose of these clothes?

>> No.21709711

>Nipple tassels with no nipples
Automatons are strange.
Also, so you can dance in it.

>> No.21709715
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Dark slimes are ___.

>> No.21709724

I don't think there's something as precious and rare in this world as a nice piece of Troll ass

>> No.21709726

seething Pharaoh main that didn't make it lmao

>> No.21709739

How about Troll pubes?

>> No.21709740

for cumflating as hard as possible

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Is it actually possible to cumflate a slime?

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Reminder that shortstacks are the pinnacle of monster evolution, perfectly designed for breeding and loving.

>> No.21709831

You can never cumflate a slime too much, that's why they're perfect for cumming inside over and over and over.

>> No.21709834

Don't mind if I do.
>huffs all the fluff

>> No.21709844

Fine. She gets the senior rate since she’s probably over 65.

>> No.21709850

Does that apply to slime carriers too? There's a cute human girl in the village that I would like to make look nine months pregnant over night.

>> No.21709851

What are the symptoms of a fluff overdose?

>> No.21709852

Everyone knows it’s over once you hear the piano solo.

>> No.21709853

Now I want a slime to fill

>> No.21709855

They will make a fine addition to my collection, by the description they could also be flowers growing down there

>> No.21709861
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Wow rude.

>> No.21709867

>glares at you for using meme arrows like action asterisks

>> No.21709874

I want to call an older monster girl a senior, then watch as she comes back the next day wearing high school girl clothes getting stretched out by her mature curves, vehemently insisting she isn't old.

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>> No.21709886

Cease living

>> No.21709891

Why do you keep spamming these absolutely terrible images?

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>he says while using meme arrows like action asterisks

>> No.21709916

>one line of greentext counts as RPing now
How times have changed...

>> No.21709923

It's *action* tier cancer you fucking troglodyte.

>> No.21709927

I wanna work at a carnival and guess CC girls ages by feeling their tits!

>> No.21709948
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>> No.21709955

The lion stalks its prey.

>> No.21709956
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All right, you finally got that MG lass over to your house to watch Aliens: A Love Story so you can make your power move but now your planned dinner was ruined due to an unexpected Aurora Borealis MG visiting your kitchen.

There's no time for good pizza to be delivered so you're left with no choice but to order either Papa Johns or Pizza Hut.

Quickly make your choice!

>> No.21709962

>"Wow, you feel the same age as my wife."
>"You have a wife?"
>"I do now."

>> No.21709976

Papa Johns, I can actually walk over to one by me

>> No.21710001

Will Read it after work.

>> No.21710004

>not falling in love with the cute delivery girl who always gives you breadsticks for free
What species is she guys?

>> No.21710010

I want to get swarmed by a herd of Christmas cake monstergirls

>> No.21710017

Probably. Although she will probably have to ride on her slime the entire day as a result. Also maybe take a slime potion to infect her with a pslime and cumflate her at the same time.

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You know who.

>> No.21710028

Anon, I love older monsters as much as the next guy, but I question one man's ability to recieve that much pent up lust. You won't be walking for a few days.

>> No.21710032

More like a few months.

>> No.21710037

More like a few years

>> No.21710047
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Not with that attitude you won't.

>> No.21710051
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beware the sabbath

>> No.21710058

Why they can’t find me

>> No.21710059
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But they're totally harmless.

>> No.21710066

They don't go after happily married incubi, right?
I mean, lolis are nice and all, but I don't think I'm into polygamy.

>> No.21710073

I really want to take this nun’s virginity

>> No.21710081
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Bully alp wombs with your semen.

>> No.21710089

I will.
Intense womb bullying

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>> No.21710107

>bully alp wombs every day
>regular succs demand you stop because they are becoming more sexy than them
>keep doing it anyway

>> No.21710109

Cuddle ushis for your own safety

>> No.21710116
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Pray to Eros.

>> No.21710117

Cuddling ushis doesn't sound safe for my bones

>> No.21710121

Just take a bunch of dick enhancing mamono drugs until you're so hung even loli monsters have second thoughts about making you their onii-chan

>> No.21710125

Eros has a lot of cows.

>> No.21710126

Everynight. Thats a cute alp!

>> No.21710128

if you cuddle with them you can trick them into thinking your their boyfriend and protect you from other ushis. You should need to think of excuses why not to have sex yet.

>> No.21710132

But I don't want to hurt my waifu!

>> No.21710145

Explain the appeal of alps.

>> No.21710146

Tranny faggots in denial about their degenerate tastes.

>> No.21710165

I already do.
Hellwife is too cool to openly practice, but she likes using Enhance Lover anyway.

>> No.21710170
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Women that know exactly how to please a man

>> No.21710171

Wikifag here, I finished all the monster girl /d/ threads till the start of 2018. Got 26 images, 2 of which are actually /d/.

>> No.21710175

Thanks for all of your hard work.

>> No.21710183

I assume the appeal is genderbent girls/tomboys

>> No.21710190

Papa John's. I'm a sucker for greasy piles of shit like pizza hut but that's not something you want floating in your gut during a night of action.

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>> No.21710215

Succubi with differently shaped horns.

>> No.21710240
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You don't have to stoop that low just to get a different horn shape.
>The shape of the horns on a succubus' head vary on an individual basis

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How much mofu is too much?

>> No.21710250

>fag socks
Fuck off twitter homo.

>> No.21710251
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Tomboy Succs.

Succs that are Tsundere.

Succs that don't want to Succ but definitely want to Succ.

A Succ that can hang out and play Bro-Op with you but can make sexual bets with based on vidya performance.

I mean they all end up regular ass Succubi anyway.

>> No.21710259

Then get a fucking regular succubus that has those qualities instead of fucking a magic tranny

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>> No.21710262

>He doesn't like colorful thigh highs
You're the one missing out here

>> No.21710263

Isn't that all mamono, though?

At the very least, I have a clearer understanding why I don't like them.

>> No.21710268

>gays invented rainbows

>> No.21710273

same appeal as succubi

>> No.21710277

Why are you arguing
They aren't trying to sell you on them, they're answering your query

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What does >>21710175 have to do with it?

>> No.21710281

Can’t we just move on and talk about something else

>> No.21710283

is my tie-dye shirt now a fag shirt?

>> No.21710284

You're not very subtle. Words having a different meaning in the past doesn't protect them from being warped and manipulated in the future. Rainbow clothes are fag clothes end of discussion.

>why are you arguing
Because this isn't a hugbox, get over it.

>> No.21710287

I get people like those, but I don't see the appeal.

>Succs that don't want to Succ but definitely want to Succ.
>A Succ that can hang out and play Bro-Op with you but can make sexual bets with based on vidya performance.
That's something any mamono could do, especially if she realizes that her desired husband is into that.

>> No.21710288

tie-dye is hippy shit so yes.

>> No.21710290

No, but I’d judge you for owning tiedye in the first place.

>> No.21710292

>Because this isn't a hugbox, get over it.
That's not my point you imbecile. When you ask for an explanation, you don't fucking argue with the answers. It's not a debate.

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>They aren't trying to sell you on them
That wasn't what I was talking about, >>21710215
was claiming all vanilla succs have the same horn shape.

>> No.21710295

Thought I clicked the post below it.

He wasn't the one who asked.
Even if I don't like something, I'm not going to sperg about it.

>> No.21710296

You can get any traits out of any girls.

By the same token, why are you replying?

>> No.21710300

but why?

>> No.21710301

Type 1: top-tier tomboys. Is a bro in attitude but a slut in bed. Knows exactly what men like just in general and likes those things to. Know exactly what men like sexually. Basically top tomboy, no THOTery.
Type 2: top-tier succubi. More voluptuous and curvaceous than normal succubi. Is a bro in attitude but a slut in bed. Knows exactly what men like just in general and likes those things to. Know exactly what men like sexually. Basically top-tier woman, no THOTery.
Basically, alps are top-tier succ/tomboy, like what you like rather than just interested in it because you are, eventually end up being more bombshells than normal succs can be or more tomboy than regular succs can be, have the same interests rather than just being interested in your interests, know exactly what you'll like because they like it to, succ aura stronk when compared to the leading brand, bestfriend-tier type of person on top of being your wife.

I'll be honest I'd be sketched out if they were actual trans but its a full body conversion to a 100% biological female so at that point it's just the best kind of woman you could land. I can see how people have issues with their origins prior to alping though.

>> No.21710304

>tfw Rainbows have successfully been stolen by the gay community so hard that they killed off an entire type of clothing coloring pattern

I hope they all get Alped, the exact opposite of what they'd want.

Anon, just because it's MGE Land doesn't change the fact that you're looking for silver in the copper mine, especially if the person specifically only likes Succubi (which is lame but whatever)

I mean shit, that's with the most popular MG, UniAnon trying to find a Unicorn waifu who likes vidya has a strong possibility of dying alone.

>> No.21710305

>By the same token, why are you replying?
Because I found a cretin who is in dire need of a lecture

>> No.21710306
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>The gay conspiracy
If you want to think anything colorful is gay you do you my guy. I'm just here for the mofu

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>says this isn't a hugbox
>demands that everyone else stop posting things they don't like

>> No.21710315

Git Gud with Paint

>> No.21710323

But then I'd have to apply myself and the sloth girls wouldn't like that

>> No.21710324

Unfortunately you can continue to post garbage like Alps but that doesn't mean other anons can't call you a fucking fag for doing it.

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>using a screenshot
Anon, the only way you'd convince him is if you dragged him over to your house to see your computer screen-and even then he'd probably still think it's fake.

>> No.21710338

That makes sense, but not what I'm into.
Neither tomboys nor voluptuous bombshells are appealing to me.

Mamono have incredibly high fecundity rates compared to humans. The chances of any given mamono species having a mamono that fits one's desires are relatively high, especially thanks to mana markers and mamono who aid in matchmaking. Not sure what the difference between a succ and an alp is, to be honest. I don't think you could tell the difference on the surface.

>> No.21710348

The only winning move is not to care.

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>Mamono have incredibly high fecundity rates compared to humans
I thought it was the other way around.
>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.

>> No.21710355

But if I don't argue on the internet the gremlins won't love me

>> No.21710362

Wait, really? I could've sworn it was otherwise.
Well, now I know. Thanks, man!

>> No.21710365

Reminder that monster girls don't actually love you and view you as a faceless resource giving them power. You're just an exp farm for them.

>> No.21710371

Good, that just makes my boner harder

>> No.21710377
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DESU this part makes no sense. How does someone with homosexual desires become so good at HETEROsexual intercourse?

>> No.21710380
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>tfw deliberately hunt down Echidna because they have best probably to start family with

Blast from the past.

>> No.21710382

just like real girls

>> No.21710389

But anon, what if they're not really appealing to anyone outside of tf fetishists and the like? What if it merely exists as wish fulfilment for people who want to be girls? What if, lord help us, nobody is forcing you or I to enjoy them, and these kinds of things (like the siths) should be left to be discussed in other corners of the internet, where people might actually enjoy them?
Or worse, perhaps as a whole, we should stop bitching relentlessly about things that both displease us and which we have no control over?

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Reminder not to fall for /tg/ bait.

>> No.21710400

I was genuinely curious, and then the likely /pol/fag butted in.

>> No.21710402

That still puts them ahead of real women.

>> No.21710404

Same reason women have to be taught how to work the shaft. Alps having been male prior to alping means they know exactly what feels good and where. Most women have zero idea how sensitive foreskin is for example or where on it feels the best whereas alps know exactly those things on a basic level. Same reason why lesbians don't have to be taught how to skittlediddle or fondle properly but men do. Theres no dissonance occuring that has to be smoothed out via experience and practice, basically.

>> No.21710414

Monster girls wouldn't want emotionally weak men either, anon. Nobody does aside from Alps so they can manipulate a vulnerable man into sharing their degeneracy.

>> No.21710424

But monsters don’t have to be taught anything; they inherit sexual prowess from the succubi nature and so are sexperts by default.
This is why even, say, loli MGs are amazing.

>> No.21710429

Still haven't gotten that pity fuck huh?

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>> No.21710433
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I don't have a particular like or dislike for alps, I'm just fine with them and wouldn't be bothered if I somehow found myself dating one.

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>> No.21710438

I know I haven't.
>tfw too pitiful for regular sex but not enough for pity sex

>> No.21710441
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I'd dilate a loli grapesnek's womb.

>> No.21710442

>This is why even, say, loli MGs are amazing.
Doubt it. Alices are both lolis and succs, but even they have to learn how to better pleasure their husbands over time.

>> No.21710443

classical maid a best

>> No.21710448

is this an eel?

>> No.21710450

That seems true enough to a degree but if it was wholesale knowledge it wouldn't be made a point on the knowledge oriented types that they know specific ways to please men and theres various instances where mamano have to get to know their man as well. It comes across more like an instinctive bit of generic knowledge, like how birds make their nests but have zero clue what the fuck they're actually doing, and only via actually practicing it do they really get it down.
Whatever the case is either way alps know what men like.

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I prefer blueberry sneks

>> No.21710475
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No, this is an eel.

>> No.21710486

Alices are an “extremely rare” mutation that’s there to appeal to people who are looking for the innocent loli appeal.
And even that rare case breaks if you bring them to Wonderland.

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>> No.21710490

Massively Mammaried maids are miracles.

>> No.21710491
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Alice a cute.

>> No.21710496

>Get a job as an elementary school teacher
>At least 20% of your job entails chasing off Baphomets and Familiars who try to blend in with the students

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>> No.21710513

Guy with an "innocence" kink here; Alices are the only succs I like.

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>> No.21710521

alices are for actual pedos

>> No.21710524

Slippery snake.

>> No.21710528

But Familiars may really be that young.

>> No.21710531
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I love this artist.

>> No.21710533

He's got a point though, anon. Theres more than one case where it flat out tells you mamano have to have a handshaking period with their partners and if they came complete with total knowledge that would make the knowledge based mamano explicitly knowing more about such things than most mamano redundant and fallacious. The more you read into it the more it comes across like >>21710450.

>> No.21710539

but have knowledge beyond their age because they were not born

>> No.21710548
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That's a fish.

>> No.21710549

But figuring things out with my waifu would be part of the fun! Teaching her, rewarding her for improving, and being candid about it! And likewise for my pleasuring of her!

>> No.21710553

>security guard demand rises in elementary schools after monster girls integrated into society
>at first all applicants are accepted but is quickly limited to humans after it's discovered that monster girls were abusing their position to keep shotas to themselves

>> No.21710555

dark skin pigs should be pregnant

>> No.21710556

So what?

>> No.21710562
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Miniskirt mofu maids

>> No.21710571

Also true enough. Not trying to sell alps here but they'd have to learn how to use their new assets and you'd still have to learn how to please them just like any anon would with their wife/s so the dynamics more or less the same just different starting points in different areas. Mamano/women have had their bodies since they were born alps have only had there's since alping.

>> No.21710575

Miniskirt, French, and Cyber are best.
And yeah, most mamono are at least good.

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>> No.21710584

I get why some might like that variant of the dynamic - it sounds like it has a lot of potential - but I'm not much of a succ guy in general. Still, good on you for your love of alps!

>> No.21710586

So that's basically letting an adult in.
Baphos are adults in mind child in body like most of the sabbath so they're debarred why wouldn't a familiar who's adult in mind but child in body also be debarred?

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Assuming this is the actual critnuke posting here, we I need a rata drawn!

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>> No.21710600

You can’t kick out kids just because they’re smart, and you have no way to prove what her mental age is!

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>> No.21710605

Trix are for kids and so is school.

>> No.21710609

Tell you what, I'll take at least one of the baphs off your hands!

>> No.21710610

This is not how you do 3D rendering of monster girls.

This is.

>> No.21710621

>Eros loving Ushi Oni
>she has hearts all over her eyepatch
>she even dyed her torso hair pink

>> No.21710627

Friendly reminder that the best way to correct bad behavior in lolis is by punishing their wombs with your dick.

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>> No.21710629

Spades Trumpart
Diamonds Trumpart
Clubs Trumpart
Clubs Trumpart

>> No.21710636

Okay, now can we get that with it coming from wonderland and all the shit associated with it while it still being a succ?

>> No.21710642

I want my Yeti wife to read one of my copies of Massive Mofus Quarterly and take it as a challenge

>> No.21710644

Holy shit I didn’t know there was already a pic of this.

>> No.21710645

That's a cosplaying Newman, you can't fool me!

That said, would Newmen count as monster girls, effectively being "space elves" anyway?

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>> No.21710651

What's wrong with Wonderland? I find it's a very pleasant place. You'll learn things about yourself you didn't even know you could have known!
And if the succ part is important, yeah, you'll probably want an Alp.

>> No.21710654

Can’t you just get a wonderland girl bring her out of wonderland tell her you love her but your not into the potions and stuff it’s not like they have to do that

>> No.21710655

Pic like this always makes me wonder:
How did she put on the stockings at the first place with her tail getting in the way?

>> No.21710661

>literally two arrows in
>already shoehorned into having le friends and some bullshit humiliating job
Immersion ruined you fucking normie philistine.

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>> No.21710667
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>sitting on that chair when I have a perfectly good face right over here

>> No.21710680

>what's wrong with wonderland
Its /d/ land by canon, anon. I don't mind jacking it to that front time to time but actually participating in it is a no.
Probably not, no. They're direct servants of the queen made specifically to be wonderland flavor. You can take them out of wonderland but you can't take the wonderland out of them.

>> No.21710691

Idk I’m into mad hatter but not into the potions

>> No.21710692

Suit yourself.
I'd love experimenting with /d/eviant things with a cute Clubs.

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Praise brown cat goddess

>> No.21710695

>yeti with no tail gets jealous of big mofu fox and rata tails
>starts growing her mofu out
>she turns into a big puffball of fur and has wild hair over her eyes

>> No.21710696

Clubs are for comfy degeneracy.
Its why my cheshire would be either that or a heart.

>> No.21710700

Stay on /trash/

>> No.21710701

marry the cat goddess

>> No.21710705

What about aunt tier?

>> No.21710707

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to make fun of the loli ryu that's trying to make it rain over her little garden.
She's trying her best.

>> No.21710710

>not wanting a diamond cheshire

>> No.21710735

Comfy degeneracy with a cute girl who likely shares some hobbies with you also.
Unless you're /out/, /fit/, or /k/, then Spades would be best.

>> No.21710747
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But those are just human girls with really nice hats.

>> No.21710753

Yeah, but they're REALLY nice hats.

>> No.21710765

And succ psychology/likely internal physiology.
And pocket dimensions.

>> No.21710770

Not sure if that flies there, man. The whole point of the mad hatter was exceedingly deviant sex if I recall. To the point that in their profile it says something like literally every single thought they have is lewd related even if it's something like pouring tea. They just act nonchalant about it.
Go for it, man. I just personally don't want to go down that road. So long as it stays contained to its own pocket dimension like it is I have zero qualms with its existence just don't suck me into it when I'm dreaming about holst tiddies.

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>> No.21710794

I’m ok with lewd stuff like her jerking me off into her tea and stuff like that I’m just not into potions I’m pretty sure if you asked kc if you can have wonderland girl without the potions he’d say yes

>> No.21710799

Being contained within a pocket dimension makes it better for me. Even better because Trumparts have a pocket-dimension house in their card.
And I may be a Wonderland-loving /d/eviant, but Holst tiddies are too far for me.

>> No.21710800

what the fug

>> No.21710825
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I guess you have a point.

Sorry, sorry, humies with really nice hats that live in houses made of cards.

They can't even fly anon! How are they going to break in and rape me from the third floor if they can't fly!

>> No.21710827

God left.

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>> No.21710832

That's one thing that never makes much sense. KC makes certain things very much the "essence" of those species and makes it come across like everything but that essence is mutable but then he makes a side comment that mamano are kind of like a have what you want type of thing and everyone takes that to mean you can have X but remove the thing that makes them X. I'm not sure if that's what he meant by that or if he meant theres just a mamano out there for you.
Holst tiddies haven't gone far enough. You sir have made an enemy this day and your kind will be eradicated when we convert wonderland into a parking lot for the bakery portion of dairy land.

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>How are they going to break in and rape me from the third floor if they can't fly!
Nothing personnel, husband.

>> No.21710855

Magic. All Trumparts are talented with it, Clubs especially so. Clubs can use powerful magic even through their card.

>> No.21710860

I want to be dealt with!

>> No.21710866

Listen man, you can have your titcow dairy farms in the normal world, and I can have my small- or medium-breasted perverts in Wonderland. No issues here, just a difference in tastes.

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>> No.21710875

Taste is subjective bigger tiddies being better tiddies is objective.
I'm joking of course we can all agree that it's really tits>no tits.

>> No.21710877

>1/4 of the Wonderland Armed Forces is made up of Yukaris
There’s no way this could go wrong.

>> No.21710879

That’s how you end up with Wurms who were neglected by their overworked teachers and have gaps in their education. However, because of the perception of their species, they end up never getting the opportunity to recover.

>> No.21710884 [DELETED] 

Gremmy, y>>21710834
u put that down.

>> No.21710888

Heh, just wait until the portals open, fool.

>> No.21710892

Gremmy, you put that down.

>> No.21710893

Why would she choose that outfit?

>> No.21710907

Of course. I like there to be something, just in the B-C cup range.

I see no problem with it.

>> No.21710911

>all trumparts
Nah, m8. It specifically says the queen gives them different powers and that spades are the pure soldier type. At best 3/4ths of them are magic capable with clubs being exceedingly potent at it and the only ones mentioned with any of combat-ish use. Diamonds are specifically stated to just have lewd related reality warping capabilities to make more unique occurences for wonderland and hearts are specifically stated to just have succ aura that they're tasked with spreading across the land.
It's not that bad. Clubs are shut-in NEET types.

>> No.21710912

no tits are always superior to riddiculously oversized cowtits you ignoramus

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Hats are for bullying

>> No.21710931

T.false opinions holder.

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>"Here's your hellhound, bro"

>> No.21710936

Would pat on her head

>> No.21710941

Looks undercooked.

>> No.21710950 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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Remember that short girls need big boys to help them "stretch" before rigorous activity.

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>> No.21710977

The Queen has to chastise Clubs for being too lazy to have public sex.

>> No.21711019

Shorties are for bullying and nothing else.

>> No.21711035

Bullying is only the beginning. After that comes marriage and children. Lots of children. Lots.

>> No.21711037

Having children with a shorty makes more shorties that will need to be bullied.

>> No.21711041
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I fucking love shortstacks!
I love how easy it is to bully their wombs with your dick!

>> No.21711056

>be hiking with your automaton waifu
>you're right around the spot were you first found her a year ago, chained up in a centuries old cellar
>decide that now is as good a time as any to ask why she was sealed away
>she just points behind you
>way off in the distance is a mountain with a mile wide crater in the side of it
Be sure to inspect your newly acquired automatons so you know if they used to be weapons of mass destruction or not.

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Say hello to Extreme Handholding: the new sport taking the nation by storm.

>> No.21711066

Yes! Bully their hearts with your love, their wombs with your dick, and their eggs with your sperm. Every bit of them is made for bullying.

>> No.21711070

Vanessa the Stampede is a good girl, she's just a victim of circumstance.

>> No.21711072

really low amount of art with her anus makes me sad

>> No.21711090

I wanna hand hold a harpy and see who let's go first while we mating death spiral.

>> No.21711111
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>ywn be a demon executive's secretary

>> No.21711114

I can't argue with the numbers.

>> No.21711123

I'm not good with secretary work. I refuse to bend for niceties sake and my organizational skills might look like an unsorted pile of papers to most is actually exactly how I want and need it.
I also breathing via curse words and challenges to authority.

>> No.21711150

Is there any way to make a monster girl that non-autistically satisfies Inflatables fetishes?

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>> No.21711156

>Shorstack waifu makes you shota
>Thinks you will have a shota dick so can't bully.
>her subconscious lust for your big dick is enough to keep it big despite potion.
>Proceed to shota bully her with it.
Silly shorties.

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Literally fairies.

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>> No.21711169

Which species would most appreciate a stereotypical “bad boy” as a husband? We’re all such nerds here, the archetype doesn’t get brought up much.

>> No.21711180

Depends on what you mean by "appreciate".
I'm certain hellhounds and manticores would appreciate the attitude as much as they'd appreciate breaking the individual carrying that attitude.

>> No.21711184

>get to rail your shortstack wife while the same size as her
This too has its merits. Would love to do this every now and then to break routine.

>> No.21711190

Then she might get the crazy idea to drink a megapotion to become taller than you in shota form!

>> No.21711192

How much time do I get for exposing myself to an officer of the law?

>> No.21711198

>drinks mega potion
>only gains an inch
>her breasts grow four cup sizes though
They just don't learn, do they?

>> No.21711214

Looking at those bodies only makes me desire a loli Troll even more

>> No.21711228

Would a Wurm Maid be feasible?

>> No.21711232

Define "feasible".

>> No.21711233

>Catholic Schoolgirl Succubus alone at home, half undressed in her school uniform
>There’s a knock at the door
>It’s Anon! The Mormon Missionary!
>He’s wearing the button up shirt and tie, but his fly is open
How does this porno end?

>> No.21711239

would loli trolls be like holsts with bigtits even as lolis?

>> No.21711241

Sweaty, sticky, and with a whole lot of praising God.

>> No.21711243

With a Gremlin shooting a barrage of orgasm rays at them.

>> No.21711249

If something has big breasts then it's not a loli period

>> No.21711255
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Thats where your wrong kiddo.

>> No.21711279

Where does your daughteru think babies come from?

>> No.21711284

Before or after the girl next door, the maid, the plumber, the pizza delivery guy, and the firefighter show up?

>> No.21711285

Fertilized eggs. She knows where eggs come from, she lays them.

>> No.21711286

From the nice stork lady that lives next door

>> No.21711288

Loving mommies, but the details are left for another time.

>> No.21711289

Stork that is summoned via having a daddy's cummies shot into a Mommy's cunny!

>> No.21711294

She knows all about sex anon. She doesn't want any daughterus of her own though.

>> No.21711308

It's impossible not to know in Wonderland.

>> No.21711310

>spades are pure martial
So you can bully them with magic?

>> No.21711316

Until they get close enough to start benching you.

>> No.21711325

>yfw the higher rank ones have spell immunity

>> No.21711327

Imagine how bizarre Monster Girl Tabloids would be. The kind that pent up Kikis would flip through while waiting at the checkout counter. Sex would still be sensationalized, but the details would more openly discussed. What kind of celebrity couples would they look to?

>> No.21711332

Probably assuming they aren't set up to be little shits with their "body" build and portal shenanigans.

>> No.21711333

Are you kidding?
Wonderland probably has dozens of bullshit rumors and theories regarding it. Mostly courtesy of the Cheshires I’m sure.

>> No.21711334

>Wonderland girl
>Not set up to be a little shit

>> No.21711342

This is true. But I suppose that’s what happens when your god-queen is a mercurial Alice that gets bored easily.

>> No.21711345

That one chick who went to a Halloween party dressed up as a devil only her devil outfit was made out of the kinky sex stuff she wore in the bedroom.

>> No.21711348

I could see a Cheshire or Hatter deliberately misinforming a sex ed class as a prank, or a March Hare doing so accidentally.

>> No.21711353

>local alice only held hands and did not lewd, photographs inside
>suspect could not be reached for an interview, lawyer claims she would never do such a thing

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>tfw no Satyros 'Cool Wine Aunt'.

>> No.21711357

>50 secret techniques that will blow his mind and his dick!
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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The big scoop!

>> No.21711382

I thought life with MGs was peaceful and quiet but these news say otherwise.

>> No.21711386

If people want a peaceful and quiet life with MGs then they shouldn’t be my neighbors.

>> No.21711399

What if instead of living a quiet life, I want to live in a crazy noisy bizarre town?

>> No.21711400

Aunts are dorky.

>> No.21711408

>20 years in the cuddle pit

>> No.21711411
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Last sketch page from nano came in!!! This one is of Vellu !

>> No.21711419

do you have somewhere with all or most of your commissions collected?

>> No.21711422

Nice Rosa costume in the top left

>> No.21711434

Anon, I've noticed that you really like Trolls. Have you considered getting commissions done?

>> No.21711436

I bet she only uses rodent pokemon!

>> No.21711437


Most of my recent comms, though desu I’ve gotten a bit lazy and don’t update the first link anymore. However, most all my comms can be found on my twitter @Geenymous, but I don’t know if you wanna filter through a bunch of other retweets to see them.

Thank you!

>> No.21711457

Fake news

>> No.21711458

What are some variations you can think of for your favorites species? For example:
>high class, sophisticated satyros who only drinks the finest wines and can accurately guess the age
>country satyros that likes to unwind after a long day on the farm with a glass of good whiskey
>dudebro satyros who just wants to pound some brewskis with her bud while watching sportsball
>nerdy satyros that gets shitfaced off of carbonated beverages

>> No.21711460

thanks anon.

>> No.21711466

>teachers on maternity leave with newly-wed husbands
Sounds like that was one hell of a graduation party.

>> No.21711470

What would a Satyros do if she had a crush on someone who couldn't drink

>> No.21711472

Drink for two!

>> No.21711476

>Hermit mad wizard Clubs Trumpart
>Reclusive gaming nerd Clubs Trumpart
>Autistic artist Clubs Trumpart

>> No.21711481

Wow, the teachers held back until their students graduated? That's some restraint.

>> No.21711485

>Feral Kiki that cleans using her body instead of with tools
>Prim and Proper Kiki who is the epitome of maid
>Lazy Kiki who does the bare minimum when cleaning
>Purple Kiki who looks at you funny and seems to squirm when you drink from the cup she gave you
>Fresh off the Boat Kiki who just left the motherland, always carries her gun and demands you hide behind her at all times

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>> No.21711495
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>finish fucking your nacha wife into a cumdrunk stupor
>pull out your phone and start recording her as she spouts ever word of loving affection as she can in between kissing you all over
>afterwards, whenever she gets really uppity with you, you play that video to embarrass her
>she tries to snatch your phone, but you just hold it over her where she can't reach
Nachas are great

>> No.21711499

Of course. They're teachers first, lusty sex fiends second.

>> No.21711503

Maybe, but it's a close second. Really close.

>> No.21711505

You get to dominate a man sexually without actually fucking a man

>> No.21711514

>propah dan sath cawntreh girl holstaur
>not-dutch FOB holstaur
>firebush'n'freckled doesn't shy away from mud or hard labor holstaur
>city slicker all her life and new to farming holstaur
>grew up in a family of 9 brothers and the only friends being delinquents with nothing to do but cow tip and raise hell holstaur that doesn't know how to be a lady holstaur
>southern belle holstaur
>dropped on her head when she was young and inherited her moms clumsiness and air headedness hakutaku holstaur
>channels her inner mino 24/7 who's seen too much too quickly too young veteran holstaur

>> No.21711515

>"Hey, you're not fooling me, shog. You get out of here. This is a kiki only house. The lengths some monsters will go for a master, huh, Kiki?"
>you throw your arm around your 7', red skinned maid with the horn in the middle of her forehead

>> No.21711516

>Sadistic kiki dom who likes to jerk master off while berating how much of a maso her master is

>> No.21711520

t. chipmunk

>> No.21711592

How would you want to meet your waifu if you were naturally always part of the MGE world?
What about if you got isekaid?
What about if she got isekaid?

>> No.21711605

She swoops down from the sky and asks me for directions. It's not that she's lost, it's just that she's checking if her future subjects know their geography.

>> No.21711618

>bump into her/have her visit my stall/I visit her stall at a swap meet or farmers market and hit it off
>come to/arrive on her farm
>find her on one of my security checks of the family farm

>> No.21711630

>I am a guard that's squad is ambushed by my dark brave pslime wife.
>Meet her as a normal human paladin only for her to eventually get pslimed.
>find her being "attacked" by a pslime. Defend her then start a party where she eventually rapes me.

>> No.21711647

1: pounced during some fishing
2: coming across her near some waterfall if i got dropped innawoods
3: we would never meet if she came here

>> No.21711671

Probably childhood friends.
I get isekaid to her farm.
She gets isekaid to my farm.

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Dead thread

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Can't talk, fapping to Bayonetta

>> No.21711753

Meet her somewhere
Go out and search for her
She gets teleported near me

>> No.21711772

>Kejourou cosplays intensify
to bad its going to be tainted by modern western politics.

>> No.21711774

I for one look forward to having a Kejorou dominatrix with a British accent making all my life decisions for me.

>> No.21711788

Heavy Metal monster girls!

>> No.21711794

Like in Brütal Legend?

>> No.21711817

Sometimes a Kiki must take control of her master's sex life to guide him on the right path.

>> No.21711839

When will you ever start writing, Alp?

>> No.21711848

Writing what?

>> No.21711850

Your space opera thingy

>> No.21711854

I already found background music for that.

>> No.21711859

That's your excuse for procrastinating and just browsing Youtubes?

>> No.21711869
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These things take time. Like I've got this idea about an ancient evil waking up and her lover having died and been reborn in the space age and stuff but I don't know which species would be best for her.
Would a Space Pharaoh be cool? Possibly. A Space Pharaoh who barely understands the science all around her looking for a man among the stars. Just one idea I had.

>> No.21711899

That do look nice. So how about start writing now?

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I have no idea how to tie it in with space outlaw and the Dragon who pursues him, obviously.
Or who the outlaw crew are. I need a crew first. With Wrench Wenches and Battle Cattle.

>> No.21711917

Eh, fuck space outlaw. You could just write like that Mindflayer one, not tied in to the "main story"

>> No.21711926
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Then I'm even more lost. Carry on with whatever you were doing and I'll think about things some more.

>> No.21711936

No, I'll keep on bothering you

>> No.21711943

Thinking is for the weak, throw darts at ideas and let gravity figure it out for you

>> No.21711954

Fine I'm writing. Maybe something will happen next thread.

>> No.21712006

So who else needs motivation to write or draw?

>> No.21712018
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>So who else needs motivation to live?

>> No.21712022

Me, that book isnt going to write itself

>> No.21712032

I generally don't care about kejorous, but I definitely wouldn't be able to resist a dom kej

>> No.21712039

Books are for nerds
Write greentext smut like a normal person

>> No.21712048

>we'd form a party after beating some thugs that jumped her
>she rescues me from the order. mamono mana likely corrupts me at some level, which means i can't go home without contaminating my world. i then get very depressed and fight the order for the rest of my days
>i find her while hiking at my local trail. i try to get her home before the glowniggers get her. i don't go with her, which breaks her heart
isekais are depressing when you think about how they'd realistically play out

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>> No.21712179

>Don't go with waifu to her world
>She comes back years later as yandere warlord.

>> No.21712214

>Punished Wurm
>A Wife denied her Husband

>> No.21712243

>suffering intensifies

>> No.21712250

Travel to Zipangu and become study buddies with her.
She finds me and realizes I'm not from around here and takes me in to learn more.
She looks for some shelter and lands on my house.

>> No.21712312


Punishment time! 30 min of fluffing per tail

>> No.21712318

I need motivation to not end it all right now let alone writing or drawing.

>> No.21712344

If I can do it so can you!

>> No.21712409

Learn to gain dragonball level strength and speed so you can match punches with an ogre or Oni

>> No.21712428

Anons help, I’ve spent the last eight or nine hours thinking about mouse pussy. I’ve been thinking about big, fat, mouse thugs that are just strong enough to pull an anon into a dirty alleyway and take turns fucking him into a wall while filling his body with different types of illegal aphrodisiacs. I’ve been thinking about oppai Loli mouse imoutos who all share your bed with you and mumble to themselves about how much they want to marry their onii-chan in their sleep, and how they all compete over each other to get your affection. I’ve also been thinking about having a pack of fat-bottomed nazrin-like neighbors who are just entering their first heat, and are desperately confessing their love to you climbing over each other so they can try to steal a kiss or even just get to rub themselves against you. And I’ve also been having fantasies about getting blackmailed by big, strong, ratogre mice and getting forced to eat them out on their desks after school as they snap photos of their new ‘dildo’ and post them on social media for the rest of the school to see. I just love mice too fucking much. I think I have a problem.

>> No.21712434

Throw prompts into the air lads, lets see what you got!

>> No.21712455
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I've got exposition and a reference to an older story nobody else will remember exists.

>> No.21712459

>tough as nails Ushi Oni finds a compassionate, caring, fearful side to herself when her husband (that she kidnapped) turns out to be chronically ill

>> No.21712462

Orc's setting ip their hi-orc leader to lose so the can all fuck the guy they like

>> No.21712492

Yeti sensitive to the cold has to adjust to her new life in the desert, she needs to find a husband and help the townspeople overcome the shock of a desert Yeti

>> No.21712502

Ushis that have a gentle or calm demeanor, but with the classic ushi rape train trait bubbling beneath the surface turns me on.

>> No.21712566

A recently blinded lizardman sets out to become the greatest swordsman and masseur she can be but is sidetracked when she meets a deeply in debt anon in a gambling house.

>> No.21712576

I also like Zatoichi.

>> No.21712584

>oppai Loli
Stopped reading there.

>> No.21712586

Does she have massive breasts?

>> No.21712598

High class uppity vampire meets misanthropic jerk and gets thoroughly offended (and strangely attracted)

>> No.21712613
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It makes for a good plot to.

>> No.21712628

Door to do saleswoman succubus that sells branded DE batteries

>> No.21712637

Pharaoh takes interest in the peasant man that paid no attention to her when she called for all around her to kneel with her god voice and just went about his day

>> No.21712646

Husbands of living armours, phantoms and elemental spirits treating their wives like jojo stands

>> No.21712650

Adventuring party of a Holstaur healer, Hakutaku mage, Minotaur berserker, and their knight/paladin husband.

>> No.21712866

Zombie Mom and her Wight Daughteru

>> No.21712966

Ice Queen mom and Tsurara daughter oyakodon

>> No.21712994

>Anon has dozens of other maids, and calls them all Kiki
>None of them are actually Kikis
I’d watch this anime.

>> No.21713023

to this day there is still a ks thread in vg
Just what do they even talk about at this point?

>> No.21713029

Why not read the thread and find out?

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>> No.21713087

Goddamn that's surprisingly adorable.

>> No.21713092

The mom tries her best and luckily she can depend on her doting husband to help. You can tell she loves her daughter more than the world even if she isn't the best at showing it due to her slowness

>> No.21713137

It’s just a social group circlejerk.

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>> No.21713207

How mice