Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:18:44 2019 No.21702495 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:18:56 2019 No.21702497 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:20:58 2019 No.21702506 >>21702495 >(Embed)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:21:08 2019 No.21702507 Bicorn childhood friends sure are strange why does she keep trying to bring other girls to my home with her I just want to play video games with only her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:21:34 2019 No.21702509 I had finished the tier list thing as the thread died last time, should I bring it back up or not? I thought it was pretty neat, dunno about anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:23:15 2019 No.21702519 A nerdy, awkward, small-breasted Alraune wife would be maximum comfy. Maybe a Liliraune with a doting onee-chan as the second girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:25:21 2019 No.21702529 >>21702509 It might get a bit spammy, but its still better than the kindergarten shit some anons spout so do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:25:32 2019 No.21702530 Would mg still like if I'm fat?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:26:28 2019 No.21702537

>>21701673
Really late reply.
Basically yes.
That is exactly what i mean. Its an incentive for the carrier to be maid like.
It just needs a touch. Then it can determine genetic compatibility and uses low level mind reading to see if the women loves some one. If she does then the shog will pull back and make the women for infection with a new pshog division. If she doesn’t she will then tell you, attach to her, and get you to bring her to a secluded place. Once done she will then detach fully and start infecting her. That process is when the women gets pleasured by the pshog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:27:26 2019 No.21702541 File: 466 KB, 1064x581, When you ask her for anal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Basic tier lists are too long and not good for discussion. Themed ones are better, or you can even have some silly fun with something like pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:30:04 2019 No.21702552 >>21702541 Those tiers seem to be out of order though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:35:03 2019 No.21702569 >>21702541 >kiki thinking anal is a sin Silly maid, it's her duty to do whatever lewd things mastah desires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:36:11 2019 No.21702571 >>21702569 Master is not for lewd even if she can't stop thinking those shameful thoughts

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:36:56 2019 No.21702574
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>>21702509
>>21702529
I'll post an imgur link to my tier list. I'm sure you will find my tier names very unique.
https://i.imgur.com/hGcl2FC.png

Here's the tier list for others who didnt see it last time.
https://tiermaker.com/create/monster-girl-encyclopedia-tier-list-74574

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:38:29 2019 No.21702577 >>21702569 >>21702571 A good honest Christian kiki knows sex is only for the sole purpose of procreation and to be only had on the marital bed. A maid cannot partake in such activities with her master.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:39:01 2019 No.21702580 Imagine your waifu using time travel to rape you in the past

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:41:03 2019 No.21702584 >>21702541 I want to turn a demon into a butt slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:42:08 2019 No.21702591 >>21702580 That would be terrifying. I wouldn't know who this weird woman was and its a terrible idea in general. Depending on how horny she is she might not consider this, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:46:35 2019 No.21702609 >>21702574 That's a pretty good way of organizing them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:46:47 2019 No.21702610 File: 2.54 MB, 1920x1080, 1563100411653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enslaved by witchs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:47:25 2019 No.21702612 >>21702610 Sounds like a massive slut, no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:51:10 2019 No.21702629 >>21702610 I don't see how that's possible when you can't even spell. throws steak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:54:29 2019 No.21702637 File: 231 KB, 660x660, 1463337694198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702580 Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:57:47 2019 No.21702644 >>21702584 I feel like demons are the type to know and embrace the fact that they're weak against anal. It'd be in the contract.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:58:21 2019 No.21702645 >>21702580 Wasnt that already a thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:59:39 2019 No.21702651 >>21702644 But I can’t impregnate her there

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 14:59:42 2019 No.21702652 >>21702574 https://imgur.com/a/lk5n0R5 there were a lot more mg's that didn't appeal to me than I expected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:02:45 2019 No.21702664 >>21702651 You legitimately can, you just need to try harder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:15:14 2019 No.21702698 Rape does not mean love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:16:03 2019 No.21702702 >>21702698 Depends on the species. For some it’s how they show their love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:22:15 2019 No.21702729 >holsts, haku, and harpy variants that low in the listings Men of poor tastes, I see.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:22:32 2019 No.21702730 File: 101 KB, 359x401, 12527248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702698

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:23:51 2019 No.21702739 >>21702574 Things they would say to you before having sex with you for the first time. https://imgur.com/a/P13li5n

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:29:05 2019 No.21702756 >>21702652 >there were a lot more mg's that didn't appeal to me than I expected That's interesting, because I'm pretty much exactly the opposite. https://imgur.com/a/9si8tQ7 I like just about all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:32:56 2019 No.21702774 >>21702698 well I'm fine with a hug too so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:34:30 2019 No.21702778 >>21702574 https://i.imgur.com/lqj0xK6.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:34:41 2019 No.21702780 >>21702774 Hugs not drugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:37:51 2019 No.21702792 >>21702574 >>21702509 If you don't agree with my ordering, you may be extremely, mentally ill. http://imgbox.com/VvSlgKrA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:38:21 2019 No.21702794 >>21702792 >its a voreposter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:38:54 2019 No.21702797 >>21702794 Sandworms are not vore, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:40:35 2019 No.21702800 >>21702797 >whole deal involves being eaten and held inside your waifu Its vore. Its literally the foundational aspect of vore plus a variant on vore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:41:26 2019 No.21702804 >>21702382 We've dodged our fair share of bullets but that won't always be the case

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:41:39 2019 No.21702805 File: 3.95 MB, 1216x2523, Behold my questionable taste.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 Okay, I was bored and did one. Turns out there's a surprisingly high number of girls that fall under my own meh tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:43:56 2019 No.21702814 >>21702800 The waifu is the fleshy body. The worm part is like a combination mecha-mobile home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:44:03 2019 No.21702815 >>21702792 >Cu sith not in worst tier Fuck off vore furfag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:44:52 2019 No.21702817 >>21702814 That's a living part of the main body containing the organs and stomach of which you're being ingested into and held inside of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:45:12 2019 No.21702818 >>21702815 I like the de-furried art enough to dump it up into the second-to-last group

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 15:59:43 2019 No.21702878 >>21702729 Gandharva and owl mage are pretty ace, but the rest range from meh to terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:14:45 2019 No.21702938 >>21702541 But dragons are big? It'll definitely fit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:18:57 2019 No.21702960 >>21702938 Something about hotdogs and hallways.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:21:15 2019 No.21702966

Friendly reminder that masturbating after having daughterus with a monstergirl is a very dangerous game, especially if your waifu isn't around. Even the youngest of monsters can smell cum from a surprising distance, especially if it belongs to a man they are already close with!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:21:26 2019 No.21702968 >>21702938 They're tightasses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:24:52 2019 No.21702983 >>21702966 >masturbating >after getting a monster wife ????

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:26:22 2019 No.21702987 >>21702966 >implying I wouldn't let my daughteru watch >maybe even have a little taste if she's good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:30:06 2019 No.21702998 >>21702983 I don't know anon, I think it'd be hot to do some mutual masturbation or edging with my waifu as part of foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:32:09 2019 No.21703002 How would a harem of a liliraune, a barometz, a flow kelp, and an automaton work?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:32:54 2019 No.21703007 File: 3.69 MB, 1216x2293, 50DDC3D4-6214-42EE-9E8B-43D9D4B766C6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 When did I become such a snake slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:34:58 2019 No.21703017 >>21702698 Please don’t bully the Bunyips. They’re trying to figure out this whole dating thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:35:59 2019 No.21703019 >>21702780 Which is covered by my HMO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:36:17 2019 No.21703020 >>21702998 That just seems weird to me, unless you’re filing acts like fellatio under it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:37:36 2019 No.21703026 >>21703002 The Greenhouse Girls, how would it not work? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Mx18uR1dY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:38:14 2019 No.21703027 >>21698473 Most of the ideas are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:40:35 2019 No.21703033 >>21702998 >Anon and his wife are casually masturbating while idly watching their favorite TV show. >They pause and look at each other >Lunge at each other and get it on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:41:46 2019 No.21703037 >>21703026 Don’t forget the Automation girl that takes care of all of you and runs the errands.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:43:25 2019 No.21703043

>>21703027
Doesn't matter much the point is if you aren't dry just write something down before you start hitting the procrastination stage. Again, it doesn't have to be good and it doesn't have to see the light of day either but staying in the habit is part of keeping the flow.
Another point is don't dedicate more time to them than you want to. If it's a shit idea you're just jotting down to keep up with writing and you hit a point where you just aren't feeling that particular piece anymore move on to something else like another shit idea if nothing decents come up.
Otherwise you'll just stall indefinitely and best yourself up over the ideas that you didn't even implement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:44:03 2019 No.21703046 File: 1.85 MB, 1999x1873, 043DBB84-82C0-49B4-A5CA-F583240419D7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703037 Yep. I wouldn’t have been compelled to post that song otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:44:20 2019 No.21703049 File: 711 KB, 3200x3000, 1563181217558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703019

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:44:24 2019 No.21703050 I would mind literally eating a monster girl. Which one is the tastiest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:44:27 2019 No.21703051 >>21703033 >lunge at eachother That's a damn good way to chip a tooth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:45:27 2019 No.21703055 >>21703050 Slimes. Try the pink one it tastes like strawberry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:45:59 2019 No.21703057 File: 2.16 MB, 1800x1800, 1562421208687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your favorite girl have a distinct laugh? Would you reject a smug fox simply because her laugh was literally mofufufu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:46:10 2019 No.21703058 >>21703051 Not if you have lots of practice. The key is for both people to tend to the right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:47:12 2019 No.21703061 >>21703050 Unagi Joro. It’s healthful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:47:15 2019 No.21703062 >>21703057 Cawawawawaw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:47:33 2019 No.21703064 >>21703026 >>21703046 My biggest issue is the logistics - both the liliraune and the barometz would try to keep me trapped inside them, and the flow kelp would try to stay adhered to me. Would the automaton help act as an arbitrator for me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:47:34 2019 No.21703065 >>21703057 Imagine having a fox wife and daughters that act like this every time >>>/wsg/2936244

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:48:16 2019 No.21703068 >>21703057 Cheshire with Nya-ha-ha! or maybe a holst Umu-hu-hu-hu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:49:06 2019 No.21703071 File: 145 KB, 865x639, sharkmoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703062 If she doesn't go 'shashasha' then is she really a shark?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:52:26 2019 No.21703091 >>21703071 Crows go Caw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:55:55 2019 No.21703109 >>21703057 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 16:58:27 2019 No.21703126 >>21703007 You'd probably be happy in the snake pit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:07:00 2019 No.21703178 >>21703126 Everyone's happy in the snake pit eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:08:51 2019 No.21703185 Huge breasted Kiki maids!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:09:42 2019 No.21703191 I want a Tanuki to explain what a credit score actually is. How am I supposed to apply for a credit card if I don’t have credit yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:11:41 2019 No.21703203 >>21703191 Your credit increases every time you get laid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:12:42 2019 No.21703208 >>21703203 Does it need to be multiple girls or will loving my wife every night be enough?

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:14:29 2019 No.21703216

>>21703191
If you have no car or uni debt by now the next best option is to sit down with your local bank and explain to the tanuki advisor that you're looking to build credit for your credit score. The usual set up is to pull a loan of some several thousands and pay it back in exacting amounts over the next year or so. Congrats, you have a perfect credit score.
Otherwise, grab whatever card they'll let you have and wing it though understand this can crash and fail quite harshly if you misstep or overextend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:15:52 2019 No.21703223 File: 3.73 MB, 1216x2594, C857791A-A116-4403-B646-AD92C04F23B4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:16:55 2019 No.21703226 >>21703057 Kekeke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:20:23 2019 No.21703238 >>21703191 It's your bank's way of tracking your good boy points

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:41:38 2019 No.21703323 >>21703185 Kiki milk in all drinks and recipes instead of regular milk!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:52:11 2019 No.21703359 >>21703323 The only food and drink I need come from my liliraune wife and her lovely nectar! Sometimes, we bake pastries when we want to have a picnic date!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:56:35 2019 No.21703374 >>21703323 Such lovely, massively mammaried maids!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 17:56:47 2019 No.21703377 >>21703323 What does kiki milk taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:00:39 2019 No.21703396 Big BIG onee-chans!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:00:52 2019 No.21703400 >>21703377 Dutiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:02:16 2019 No.21703403 >>21703043 Look man I'm pretty sure nobody wants to read a story about a Cait Sith becoming a real magical girl or cooking a nice barbecue both on and in a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:04:34 2019 No.21703410 >>21703377 Semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:14:12 2019 No.21703465 File: 428 KB, 929x1141, 1521480726917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fire oil for coffee

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:14:24 2019 No.21703468

>>21703403
You keep missing the whole "nobody has to read/see it" portion of both of those conversations. The point is all not writing does when you have shit to put down is cause excessive procrastination and the eventual writer syndrome where you overly critique everything before it's even written meaning you never write.
Jot it down till you don't feel the need to/don't want to then burn it if its shit or throw it up anonymously and asking for criticism or pointers. Eventually you get shit that actually is good and then you can go shout that one from the rooftops but nobody has to see the dead pages if you don't want them seen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:18:16 2019 No.21703491 >>21703465 What does it taste like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:31:02 2019 No.21703547 >>21703491 Probably taste like energy drink as a syrup

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:37:00 2019 No.21703570 >>21703410 That's awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:38:13 2019 No.21703573 File: 89 KB, 799x1001, waifu_wednesday_11__hellhound_mge_by_voxxen_draws_dd97rel-pre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bomes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:39:49 2019 No.21703580 >>21702495 What do shoggoths sound like? Do they have an accent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:40:36 2019 No.21703585 Do you think RNN threatens to dox men who post anti monster men?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:41:08 2019 No.21703589 >>21703570 >Local Man Alps from his Maid’s Semen-Like Milk >Liches, Gremlins, and Lilim Alike Baffled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:41:38 2019 No.21703590 >>21703580 A very thick texan accent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:42:22 2019 No.21703595 >>21703191 You can get a no-frills (and no-fee) card off of just having some money in the bank.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:42:34 2019 No.21703596 File: 1.93 MB, 2105x1488, Ittan momen barb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702805 >Tiddy-Momen in WTF tier anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:44:52 2019 No.21703605 >>21703580 They natively speak the language of their former masters, though I’m not sure if you could notice an accent from that. Unless it means they end up sounding like G-Man if they’re not being careful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:45:09 2019 No.21703608 >>21703580 I want a sexy french maid Shog and the accent would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:46:26 2019 No.21703613 >>21702805 What's wrong with cockatrice?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:47:33 2019 No.21703617 >>21703613 >Marrying a Cock Sounds pretty gay bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:48:33 2019 No.21703623 >>21703580 Bostonian Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:48:38 2019 No.21703624 >>21703617 So call it a basilisk because they are literally the same thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:48:47 2019 No.21703627 >>21703185 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:49:01 2019 No.21703628 >>21703605 >“helLo mAster, wHat dO yoU nEEd tOday”

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:49:29 2019 No.21703631 >>21703410 sign me up

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:50:51 2019 No.21703634
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>not so subtle "movie night in" trolling MGs
>watching The Birds with a harpy
>Seabiscuit with a centaur
>Alice in Wonderland with literally any Wonderlander (and Alice)
>Last Samurai with that UD Samurai nobody remembers the name of

Alternatively

>not so subtle "game night in" trolling MGs
>playing EDF with any insect girl, frog lass, or automaton
>MGS with a Kunoichi
>Stubbs the Zombie with any UD girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:50:53 2019 No.21703635 >>21703596 I put it there because to this day I believe KC drew it when he was out of ideas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:51:10 2019 No.21703639 I want a monster girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:51:13 2019 No.21703640 >>21703631 Sound like your getting alped

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:51:35 2019 No.21703643 File: 223 KB, 1750x1500, 70EECA8D-8C26-435A-81E1-9D39C02A7158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703617 There’s nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:53:29 2019 No.21703654 >>21703628 >tfw every morning she wakes you up with a “Ri̴͘͢s̷̀e̛͘ ̡͡a̶nḑ̛ ̨̧s̀h͏i̵̧n͟e̕ ̷̨ą́͟noņ͘͏” >you know damn well she can do it normally, she’s just doing it to bug you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:56:19 2019 No.21703669 >>21703654 >she talks to all of you friends like that >you know she’s doing it on purpose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:58:09 2019 No.21703679 >>21703634 >Watching Birdemic with a harpie >Watching Little Shop of Horrors with a plantgirl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 18:58:49 2019 No.21703682 >>21703654 >She has an even creepier voice, and breaks out the olde English for Halloween

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:00:34 2019 No.21703687 >>21703643 I understand now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:01:47 2019 No.21703697 >>21703679 You think it’s funny now, but wait until she starts pulling out movie lines every single time you get in her plant..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:05:18 2019 No.21703719 File: 1.19 MB, 1228x1736, 1543554428696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703679 >"IMMA' MEAN GREEN MOTHER, FROM OUTTER SPACE"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:05:26 2019 No.21703721 >>21703679 >That first time you hear "FEED ME, HUSBAND" and what you've done finally clicks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:06:57 2019 No.21703731 >>21703682 >gives kids crappy Walmart candy >makes homemade candy for you >wants to be your costume

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:08:05 2019 No.21703736 >>21703634 Never show a Mershark “Jaws” or it’s you who’s going to get pranked every single time you visit a beach or pool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:11:05 2019 No.21703747 >>8615475 Now this is pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:11:17 2019 No.21703748 >>21702792 myconid did nothing wrong...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:12:44 2019 No.21703753 File: 205 KB, 627x860, DELICIOUS REESES CANDDDAAAYYYY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703731 >Crappy walmart candy They sell Reese's though anon. The most relevant candy to White Horn's and other deer like ladies. Also Mice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:13:25 2019 No.21703756 >>21703634 >simultaneously >they look just like humans! >-muffled from behind a pillow for protection- they look just like me! >internally laugh in boostdash hammer/shotgun lancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:15:10 2019 No.21703761 File: 1.21 MB, 1887x2136, 75750210_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:15:55 2019 No.21703763 >>21703753 i want to penis this doe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:18:04 2019 No.21703771 >>21703763 Anon, penis is not a verb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:19:46 2019 No.21703781 File: 218 KB, 724x1000, cutie pose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 https://imgur.com/a/RUFjlqh Here is mine. Can't beat the D(ragon).

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:20:48 2019 No.21703789
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I had posted this earlier this morning but took it down since it needed a small tweak, lets try this again

New wife pic, second one on the twitter. Hope you Anons have a nice day!
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/1150906326081593344

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:20:49 2019 No.21703790 >>21702792 >Lims that high >Akaname that high >Half the girls in "Less than desirable" tier don't belong that low Anon, I'm sorry. You have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:23:01 2019 No.21703802 File: 178 KB, 613x860, Reeses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703763 Only a Wurm could find you romantic anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:23:22 2019 No.21703806 >>21703789 FAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:24:55 2019 No.21703815 >>21703789 Cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:25:18 2019 No.21703818 File: 862 KB, 3060x3623, 1562305343788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703790 >>Lims that high What are you implying there fucko

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:26:14 2019 No.21703821 >>21703818 Probably that they’re garbage only enjoyed by basic bitches, because they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:28:20 2019 No.21703836 File: 999 KB, 1015x907, Poritan_Viccy_crop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703821 Hey shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:28:33 2019 No.21703838 >>21703789 Big meaty wock! Shes' cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:28:54 2019 No.21703841 >>21703071 Sharks bark

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:29:15 2019 No.21703846 >>21703818 Lims are subjectively B tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:30:24 2019 No.21703854 File: 1.72 MB, 1806x1293, los2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703846 Lims are objectively SSS tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:30:57 2019 No.21703856 >>21702495 I was thinking about shoggoths in the shower yesterday. Do they feel slimy? Can they form legs or do they just have the slime dress? Could they pretend to be human? How would they make money for their master?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:31:38 2019 No.21703861 Remember that lolims are made for impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:32:05 2019 No.21703864 >>21703818 >>21703790 How good a lilim is depends on the specific one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:32:58 2019 No.21703869 >>21703781 I'm surprised there aren't more dragonfags with how much they are loved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:34:44 2019 No.21703874 >>21703854 True but just like broken boss characters in fighting games they are banned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:35:48 2019 No.21703877 File: 120 KB, 620x452, conceived.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703861 They're also made through impregnating >>21703874 Success breeds jealousy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:37:26 2019 No.21703883 >>21703836 >>21703854 Fuck off with your shitty OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:38:05 2019 No.21703885 >>21703854 Shit Shit Shit tier?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:39:07 2019 No.21703888 >>21703861 I want a Lolim to step on me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:40:15 2019 No.21703893 >>21703869 Probably a good thing. There's probably only a few hundred dragons on MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:41:34 2019 No.21703898 >>21703856 If you’re looking for a human-shape go-getter then you probably want a Kiki or something. Shogs are naughty maids who enable sloth and dependence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:42:11 2019 No.21703904 >>21703893 Probably more than that the population is more than ours so rare is relative

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:42:12 2019 No.21703905 >>21703719 >>21703697 >>21703721 >implying I don't know EXACTLY what I'm doing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:42:53 2019 No.21703907 >>21703893 Rare as they may be, the world is also absolutely massive compared to Earth, so I’d punch that up to thousands at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:43:13 2019 No.21703910 >>21703869 I like all dragon variants I wouldn’t mind having one of them in a harem if I had one

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:43:44 2019 No.21703913
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>>21703893
Sad feels bro

>>21703904
>Probably more than that the population is more than ours so rare is relative
Wait, don't recall this. How large is the MGE world's population?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:44:43 2019 No.21703916 >>21703888 And I want to stretch one's womb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:45:07 2019 No.21703918 >>21703888 Yes, this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:45:24 2019 No.21703919 >>21703789 f@

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:46:38 2019 No.21703926 >>21703913 Kc said the world is bigger and population is more but settlements are spread out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:49:47 2019 No.21703935 >>21703926 That's a BIG population.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:51:23 2019 No.21703944 >>21703771 i'll do my best to make it so

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:52:45 2019 No.21703951 >>21703944 Picard please go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:55:43 2019 No.21703955 Never been a big fan of dragongirls, but I'd help you guys find one to hook up with!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:57:18 2019 No.21703960 File: 442 KB, 767x880, 1517723061490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21703955 Thanks bro, but I don't think I'd be precious or rare enough for one to stay interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 19:57:19 2019 No.21703961 >>21703913 We don't know man but roughly speaking it's looking like a x2 so far but theres "more" we haven't seen to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:06:10 2019 No.21703998 >>21703818 Good to see my fiancés art get reused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:07:42 2019 No.21704005 >>21703802 rude

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:08:26 2019 No.21704007
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>>21703961
>but roughly speaking it's looking like a x2 so far
That's a lot of fucking monstergirls. That's honestly to the point where there might actually be more monstergirls than men on our entire planet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:08:42 2019 No.21704009 >>21703960 If you don’t give up you can get one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:10:58 2019 No.21704016 >>21704007 I don’t think he specified monster girls I think he was talking about the overall population might be wrong though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:12:12 2019 No.21704027 >>21703679 Sounds like a good way to give a birdie an irrational fear of coat hangers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:12:19 2019 No.21704029 >>21703913 What a risky image to post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:12:42 2019 No.21704032 >>21703960 I'm sure at least one would find you precious! And alchemy could help sweeten the deal!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:13:14 2019 No.21704036 >>21704007 >>21704016 Wait I got what you meant nvm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:13:22 2019 No.21704038 >>21704029 I live dangerously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:13:39 2019 No.21704040 >>21703719 Realistically, do you think a lot of people stuck their dick in a pitcher plant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:14:42 2019 No.21704049 >>21703761 Lewd nuns a best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:14:58 2019 No.21704050 bully jinkos for being unfeminine! I bet they can't even get a boyfriend without force! Hahahahah what losers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:16:22 2019 No.21704058 File: 692 KB, 1804x2567, 75740075_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:19:05 2019 No.21704074 File: 387 KB, 700x725, 1563236345023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704050

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:20:04 2019 No.21704083 >>21704050 Mine would and she's buff as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:21:10 2019 No.21704090 File: 743 KB, 1110x1110, 75391850_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:21:51 2019 No.21704094 >>21704090 Big Fat Smug Cat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:30:06 2019 No.21704144 File: 791 KB, 2894x4093, D95_FRPVAAEzKnL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big oni tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:33:49 2019 No.21704155 Do you think were going to get a new mge girl soon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:36:25 2019 No.21704173 Cheshires are the assassins of wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:38:05 2019 No.21704188 >>21704173 ass ass ins?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:38:20 2019 No.21704191 >>21704173 I don't think they're discrete enough. Hatters seem more calculating and dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:40:32 2019 No.21704205 >>21704155 I'm sure we won't for a forseeable future. Looks like KC is busy as hell right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:42:01 2019 No.21704214 >>21704144 Oni in stockings!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:42:25 2019 No.21704217 >>21704191 I think he meant in the “surprise from above” way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:42:31 2019 No.21704218 >>21704188 Well, its one use for fat cat rump. >>21704191 I dunno, Hatters seem to be more about politics than straight out assassination.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:49:07 2019 No.21704243 File: 57 KB, 850x806, 9q0wqosji7631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've seen a bunch of freaks in here wanting to rape a squirrel. Feel free to use this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:50:48 2019 No.21704250 File: 114 KB, 810x1145, Paroah_In_White.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Size queen Pharaohs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:50:57 2019 No.21704252 >>21704243 *chipmunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:51:27 2019 No.21704255 >>21704243 I want to give her many kids and ruin those abs with pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:52:29 2019 No.21704262 >>21704250 The pharaoh only deserves the biggest, even if she needs to make it herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:56:14 2019 No.21704273 >>21704243 Pretty sure that one rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 20:56:53 2019 No.21704277 >>21704144 Anemic horns. Weak genes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:02:38 2019 No.21704311 File: 126 KB, 661x940, 1549747835973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704250 Hmm yes, however: Pharaohs who are not size queens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:04:04 2019 No.21704319 File: 711 KB, 778x1100, 1562453163775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise brown cat goddess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:04:52 2019 No.21704323 File: 1.96 MB, 1076x1031, Runya Rata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704243 This squirrel raped me anon. We've been happily married ever since!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:05:43 2019 No.21704327 >>21704250 Damn, I guess I better find a different desert monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:07:12 2019 No.21704334 >>21704327 You don't understand. If a size queen mamono falls for you, your cock will grow to her standards when you incubize.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:07:56 2019 No.21704340 >>21704323 *chipmunk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:09:36 2019 No.21704345 >>21704319 More like Bestcat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:10:31 2019 No.21704351 File: 59 KB, 500x618, 1561654059794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704340 Duck season

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:11:00 2019 No.21704356 >get isekai'd to MGEverse >get rapemarried to a type of mamono you're not fond of Is this a thing that could happen, or would the inherent underlying succ nature of all mamono guide them to only rape men who would want to love them potentially?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:12:17 2019 No.21704365 File: 436 KB, 2225x2007, 1562558657826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704351 Rabbit season!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:12:38 2019 No.21704367 >>21704356 >Is this a thing that could happen? Yes, but I wouldn't say it's likely to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:13:04 2019 No.21704369 >>21704356 Every story gets a happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:14:07 2019 No.21704374 >>21704334 But wouldn't it make more sense for her to fall in love with a man who already fits or comes close to fitting her preferences?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:15:40 2019 No.21704380 >>21704356 They have a sense of if you’d be a good match or not, but they are hungry monsters. So if you really don’t like them the worst case is a rape-and-release.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:17:35 2019 No.21704387 >>21704334 Maybe she can shrink instead.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:17:56 2019 No.21704391

>>21704369
What would the happy ending here be? Mamono helps guy find his preferred mamono, harems it up, and the two get closer along the way?

>>21704374
Not if humans naturally cannot have her preferred cock size. Plus, thanks to incubization, emotional, mental, and fetishistic compatability would be more important to a mamono than the human form of her potential husband.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:19:06 2019 No.21704395 >>21704380 I guess that would more depend on the mamono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:21:44 2019 No.21704405 File: 2.23 MB, 2560x1440, 1544345483554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704380 >So if you really don’t like them the worst case is a rape-and-release. I feel like that would lead to a pretty sincere apology and maybe even a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:21:52 2019 No.21704407 >>21704395 Well yeah, I did say worst case. Seducers like Inari would probably drop it after a little bit, rape trains like Ushi-Oni would do you the favor of not hauling you back to the sex cave after they fuck you silly.

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:30:41 2019 No.21704436

>>21704407
Y'know, more than a few of the mamono I wouldn't want to wife, or even lewd, I could see making pretty chill friends. Maybe approach with a "Hey, if you help me find the kind of waifu I want, I'll help you find the kind of husbando you want!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:31:02 2019 No.21704441 File: 143 KB, 1200x1600, 1543282376016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want big tall amazonian monster girls to beat me up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:34:34 2019 No.21704456 >>21704327 Not all monsters of a species are going to like the same thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:35:22 2019 No.21704458 >>21702580 She's gonna take you back in the past to give your younger self some ass she'd rather eat your stored up cum and wash it down with a bottle of rum She'd rather stick her tongue in your ear than flip you over and play with your rear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:36:41 2019 No.21704468 >>21704058 >Art with more than just the monster neat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:36:54 2019 No.21704469 >>21704356 You could run to the nearest village and try to get a mana marker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:40:09 2019 No.21704489 File: 384 KB, 803x1200, __jinko_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__988f28c1c117b5172094f68f0c06d363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:40:30 2019 No.21704491 >>21703049 hey Al what are you doing in there? Hurry up!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:42:47 2019 No.21704508 >>21704489 I'm torn between a siberian jinko or vanilla jinko coloration for my wife. All I know is she's buff, tall, and VERY busty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:44:11 2019 No.21704520 File: 413 KB, 1603x1900, 75740075_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704468 What is that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:55:12 2019 No.21704589 What female characters from any type of media would you monsterize? What would you monsterize them into?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:56:10 2019 No.21704596 >>21704250 The Pharaoh needs her specter, and nobody said it had to be made out of gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:58:00 2019 No.21704602 File: 2.53 MB, 1160x1600, 1563242280535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704489

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 21:59:13 2019 No.21704608 >>21704334 But I like my tiny tadger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:04:27 2019 No.21704623 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, make sure to leave a cooler of fruit out at night for loli werebats. They gotta get their nutrients with all that flying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:05:54 2019 No.21704628 I want to be a camboy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:10:28 2019 No.21704649 File: 713 KB, 2894x3692, Shigure-hebi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21704589

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:13:34 2019 No.21704670 >>21704623 Eh, I have other ways of feeding them proteins and stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:15:03 2019 No.21704677 File: 130 KB, 1024x1135, 9051_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:17:09 2019 No.21704693 >>21704623 >Invite in any loli werebats for some fruit, tea, and headpats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:22:01 2019 No.21704718 >>21704670 But they need vitamins, not protein. >>21704693 Gonna have some late night lolis in your house munching on fruit and a few showing how to drink tea upside down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:29:43 2019 No.21704759 >>21702580 >As a kid get raped an in your depression get comforted by your childhood friend who just happens to be of the same species as your rapist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:35:21 2019 No.21704779 >>21704520 Usually it's just the girl on a white background or other solid color

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:36:55 2019 No.21704788 File: 944 KB, 2219x1713, 75174887_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is your waifu an OPERATOR?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:48:42 2019 No.21704828 >>21704589 Same as last time. Darkness and bicorn. That's just stacking 2 flavors of wanting to be bullied plus giving me the means to make it happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:51:34 2019 No.21704837 If you find a random monster egg on your doorstep what are you supposed to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:51:46 2019 No.21704840 >>21704718 >drink tea upside down That'd be interesting, but I hope they don't spill any! I wouldn't want them to burn themselves!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:54:05 2019 No.21704845 >>21704837 Shake it really REALLY hard to see if it makes a noise or not. If it doesn't you got yourself a free breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:54:37 2019 No.21704847 >>21704837 x-ray it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 22:55:44 2019 No.21704851 >>21704837 Take it to a doctor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:00:43 2019 No.21704868 >>21704623 Nocturnal girls are extra cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:07:35 2019 No.21704882 >>21704868 I wonder if nocturnal monsters would like rooms that have blacked out windows

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:09:54 2019 No.21704886 >>21704405 >SOMETHING TOUCHED MY LEG

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:10:16 2019 No.21704889 File: 893 KB, 4095x3751, D_JRmCwWwAAjT8I.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead crow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:11:05 2019 No.21704892 >>21704882 Probably, in which case they’d love my bedroom where almost no outside light can get in. >>21704889 I bet she’s even smarter now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:14:10 2019 No.21704900 >>21704889 But still a good crow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:15:44 2019 No.21704909 If your waifu found an abandoned egg would she try to hatch it herself or would she call an orphanage to take it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:16:44 2019 No.21704912 What would be the first thing a Harpy would do if she was given hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:17:32 2019 No.21704918 >>21704889 A being of otherworldly wisdom!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:18:06 2019 No.21704921 >>21704837 Make an omelette

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:18:44 2019 No.21704923 >>21704909 Hatch it and add it to the hoard of little playmates for the daughter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:19:03 2019 No.21704925 >>21704921 >go to crack egg >It's a humpty >Enjoy getting raped before breakfast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:19:45 2019 No.21704928 >>21704912 Touch herself lewdly. Birds are like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:20:28 2019 No.21704930 What would a Cuckoo harpy be like? I feel like they would be natural allies of the bicorn

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:21:26 2019 No.21704932 >>21704909 She'd honestly probably shake the ever living fuck out of it to see if it made a noise or not, like checking christmas presents. If nothing squeaks or shrieks it's easier breakfast than checking the chicken coop for eggs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:23:26 2019 No.21704936 When you adopt a monster how do you know you aren't getting a loli that isn't a loli

Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:25:20 2019 No.21704938

>>21704912
Try to fly and fail followedly closely afterwards with hours long inspection of their new hands. Eventually they'll just forget the whole thing and try to fly again and the cycle starts all over.
I imagine if someone taught her the wonders of self-groping and handholding she'd be more taken by that instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:25:22 2019 No.21704939 >>21704909 Try to determine what species it is before deciding if we could care for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:28:21 2019 No.21704947 >>21704936 You cast spell break and pick probably the only one in the whole orphanage that doesn't turn back into an adult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:28:27 2019 No.21704948 I wish I could open a tail styling salon and see what all kinds of monsters come in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:29:52 2019 No.21704956 >>21704948 I dunno, man. Entrusting your mofu to a random stranger seems iffy and if they're got a husband they already have a mandatory mofu stylist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:31:37 2019 No.21704959 >>21704956 Clearly I would be certified all hair stylists worth a damn show their certification

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:34:30 2019 No.21704972 >>21704959 That's true but I could be certified in breast massages and that doesn't mean women would be lining up for me to grope them for the next hour especially when they could just have their husbands do it for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:34:42 2019 No.21704973 File: 169 KB, 724x1024, 1505555614884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep the ancient evils out the kitchen please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:36:27 2019 No.21704980 >>21704948 >see what all kinds of monsters come in And then only tailless monsters come in

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:37:36 2019 No.21704987 >>21704973 Ginger bread cookies are awesome I make molasses gingerbread cookies every winter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:39:18 2019 No.21704992 What kind of crazy things does your waifu tell your daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:40:42 2019 No.21705000 >>21704992 That digging into the earth after veins of gold or silver is robbing Mother Earth herself and therefore it is the greatest heist of all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:43:35 2019 No.21705011 >>21704992 that if the boy cums then it wasnt rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:48:45 2019 No.21705021 >>21704356 I've always liked stories about people ending up with someone who wasn't what they had dreamed of, but end up falling completely in love with anyway. Love finds a way, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:52:04 2019 No.21705030 >>21704973 But, why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 15 23:52:31 2019 No.21705032 >>21705030 They're a calamity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:01:14 2019 No.21705051 >>21705021 Yeah I love Tora dora too

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:04:19 2019 No.21705056 >>21705032 Yeah but if they don't do the cooking that means I'm the kitchen bitch even after I get married. I'll cook and bake when I crave or feel like it but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:05:41 2019 No.21705067 >>21704992 I dunno, man, I don't speak holst but ever since the little one learned they get weird around new years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:07:04 2019 No.21705071 File: 133 KB, 494x500, 1402941327313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wake up at 5 AM because of heavy rain Is there anything better than cuddling in the dark while listening to rain?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:08:05 2019 No.21705075 File: 474 KB, 1000x1700, sea_bishop_mermaid_no_shading_by_its_not_meh_dcprb48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:08:10 2019 No.21705076 >>21705071 Same thing but snow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:08:32 2019 No.21705079 File: 3.63 MB, 1042x2855, index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here be mine! It was kinda hard with all the girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:09:29 2019 No.21705083 >>21705071 >5am But its 11pm...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:11:53 2019 No.21705097 >>21704973 I want to get double teamed by angel sister (one fallen one not) that are trying to convert me to their sides!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:12:28 2019 No.21705102 >>21705083 >11pm But it's 1pm...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:14:10 2019 No.21705110 >>21705102 Don't make me get my b-29...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:16:04 2019 No.21705121 File: 898 KB, 866x891, 1477395629675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on down to Zipangu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXAt-MtQguQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:16:21 2019 No.21705122 File: 557 KB, 927x831, 1559214876787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705102 >Only 1pm for anon No cute smug vampire for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:20:49 2019 No.21705141 >>21705121 >"come down to Jipangu" >while wearing Chipao You really fucked that up, Miss >>21705122 Eh, I don't need cowtits anyway. I'll wait for proper Vamp mistress to show up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:21:28 2019 No.21705145 >>21705121 That trash you linked makes me hate the idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:23:17 2019 No.21705148 >>21705145 The song is catchy though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:24:46 2019 No.21705153 >>21705141 >I'll wait for proper Vamp mistress to show up What makes her any less proper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:31:20 2019 No.21705173 File: 181 KB, 1000x1250, hellhound94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sometimes it can be so hard to pick a girl to beat off to since they're all so great

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:31:20 2019 No.21705174 File: 146 KB, 906x1300, __original_drawn_by_shunsei_muratou__153f0f54d232f9a6a5b8720ad0eeb37a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705153 Vampires shouldn't have such vulgar tits. It's very unbecoming of a lady

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:32:11 2019 No.21705175 File: 402 KB, 1770x2300, GArtz31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705121 Glady.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:34:31 2019 No.21705187 >>21705174 Vampires should also be tall and elegant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:35:02 2019 No.21705190 >>21705175 scale and fluff at the same time is crazy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:36:21 2019 No.21705193 >>21705187 Tall and elegant and FLAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:38:44 2019 No.21705198 >>21705193 It's not an important detail one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:39:17 2019 No.21705202 File: 216 KB, 1690x2000, Vampire 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705187 >>21705193 Big bouncy breasts only make vampires even better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:40:58 2019 No.21705205 File: 108 KB, 1080x1080, e75a36fecd9411a9e93de3e6a0e9a3e2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you gonna get taken home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:41:09 2019 No.21705207 File: 1.14 MB, 827x1000, 74264388_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705190 Bitch please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:41:31 2019 No.21705208 >>21705205 Those are some cool looking eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:41:46 2019 No.21705209 >>21705202 How will she even suck blood with all that fat getting in the way? Preposterous

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:44:51 2019 No.21705212 What's more noble, wolf or hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:46:36 2019 No.21705217 >>21705212 Wolf. Hellhounds are like terriers chasing cars.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:47:16 2019 No.21705220 Would drinking amazon milk make you bigger and stronger? What if a MG drinks it on a regular basis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:48:57 2019 No.21705231 >>21705208 they're sexy eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:50:44 2019 No.21705237 >>21705205 Good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:51:30 2019 No.21705239 >>21705208 If she heard you say that you'd be as good as married.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:52:14 2019 No.21705241 >>21705239 Can't a man compliment a monster without them taking it as a declaration of love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:57:01 2019 No.21705257 >>21705241 Not this monster, at least.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:57:50 2019 No.21705258 >>21704889 Imagine how confused a harpy must be by pump-a-rum jokes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 00:59:08 2019 No.21705265 >>21705241 Just be a professional compliment-er where monsters can pay you to find something to compliment about them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:00:10 2019 No.21705267 >>21705258 Just tell her it's pump-a-rump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:00:51 2019 No.21705271 >>21705265 What kind of pathetic monsters would do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:01:32 2019 No.21705274 >>21705265 It's a good way to get a dragon to keep you on the payroll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:01:35 2019 No.21705275 >>21705271 The ones whose names you don't even remember, like the Lantern-girl or the Umbrella-girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:02:07 2019 No.21705279 >>21705271 If he cant find anything to compliment her about she gets to fuck him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:07:22 2019 No.21705289 File: 478 KB, 1036x1450, 75747126_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:07:39 2019 No.21705290 >>21705174 >lady >not having tits The only vulgar thing is insulting those around you by claiming to be a lady when a mere glance at such a pitiful chest tells them otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:11:29 2019 No.21705301 >>21705290 flatties should be proud and puff out their lacking chest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:12:57 2019 No.21705303 File: 135 KB, 1200x1139, Vampire 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705209 Its pretty easy actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:12:59 2019 No.21705304 Flat Holsts deserve someone that loves them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:13:41 2019 No.21705308 File: 448 KB, 770x1213, 70019923_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705290 >tfw this is what cowtit lovers actually believe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:16:51 2019 No.21705318 I want to fuck a Holst Ryza that makes big titty potions with her own milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:18:09 2019 No.21705321 >>21705290 This man tells the truth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:18:29 2019 No.21705323 What would you do if while during you wife's weekly poker game with the girls she bet sleeping with you for the night in place of cash since she already lost the amount she had for the night

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:19:08 2019 No.21705324 >>21705290 Bros can’t we just accept both are good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:20:10 2019 No.21705326 >>21705323 Well are they cute what species etc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:20:18 2019 No.21705327 >>21705324 I can, but its fun to tease flat lovers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:20:24 2019 No.21705329 >>21705323 If she's bad at betting then she's gonna lose what she bet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:21:01 2019 No.21705333 >>21705323 The sands of hell are a magical sand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:21:08 2019 No.21705334 >>21705071 Sitting together with a Nure and quietly enjoying the sound of rain sounds pretty cozy. You could even sit outside with her where she'd shield you from getting wet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:22:22 2019 No.21705340 >>21705324 I can, but it's fun to tease cow tits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:22:53 2019 No.21705342 >>21705323 But that's cheating if she lost all her money she should be out of the game

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:24:22 2019 No.21705345 >>21705323 >Wurm doesn't even look at her cards and goes all in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:24:58 2019 No.21705347 >>21705323 Put on some pajamas and spend the night I guess. Spare the lecture since it's punishment for her enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:25:20 2019 No.21705349 >>21705324 We've already agreed to bully the smalls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:27:16 2019 No.21705357 >>21705345 RAISE OR FOLD ANON WHAT'S IT GONNA BE ANON

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:27:26 2019 No.21705358 >>21705323 Fine but she'll have to be the big spoon or else I can't fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:28:36 2019 No.21705361 >>21705323 why would she ever bet me in a chance she could lose it's only cash she lost it isn't too big a deal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:29:08 2019 No.21705363 >>21705361 Because she knows this hand is where the bad luck ends she has to get a good hand now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:31:43 2019 No.21705374 >>21705323 This makes me think of a Unicorn who lives dangerously and keeps making bets and situation where there is a chance she turns into a bicorn since she gets off to the rush of it almost happening

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:31:45 2019 No.21705375 File: 147 KB, 700x869, __tentacle_monster_girl_encyclopedia__e72325c0055baa529146acece6b57a89.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She has to have hands in there somewhere, I'm going to hold them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:32:26 2019 No.21705377 >>21705375 Hold her head while you kiss her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:37:14 2019 No.21705388 File: 586 KB, 3840x2400, 1426873071799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And now it's raining again. So cozy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:40:23 2019 No.21705396 >>21705375 I still want to see a dragon tentacle awkwardly fly through the air on her pot like some bizarre baba yaga impression

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:46:46 2019 No.21705408 besides the forbidden four, what one mg would you remove from mge?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:48:07 2019 No.21705413 >>21705408 Well I need to know what those 4 are first, I assume two of them are the siths but what about the other two?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:48:48 2019 No.21705415 File: 272 KB, 850x1190, __tentacle_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou_cross__sample-7004eeea6d4587f063dd1934a21d799f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705396 Why would she need to bring her pot with her? Tentacles aren't Alraunes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:52:04 2019 No.21705428 https://imgur.com/a/9AQbugh Man, that took forever. Also, I couldn't remember anything to the right of the umi osho and didn't even care enough to look them up. Also also, FUCK SPIDERS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:53:07 2019 No.21705433 >>21705415 It's cute, probably has high quality fertilizer and makes for a stunning entrance when she drops in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:56:23 2019 No.21705441 Men need a protector monster at all times since they are so fragile

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 01:59:03 2019 No.21705451 >>21705441 T. Extremist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:02:52 2019 No.21705464 >>21705413 bad mushroom and barnacle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:04:23 2019 No.21705470 >>21705408 Sandworm. Vore is as bad as furry.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:12:46 2019 No.21705486

Part 1
>be pizza delivery boy
>my friends think I take my wagie job too seriously, but the job market demands work ethic
>deliveries to kids isn't so bad unless it's to those neo-pagan girls
>it at least implies that the monster is married
>deliveries to unmarried monsters can range from them seduce you in vain, to outright kidnapping
>almost got raped at least seven times on the job, including from an arachne's web, a sandworm trying to eat me, and a girls' night consisting of hellhounds
>good thing I carry pocket sand
>my next delivery was at some dumpy-looking house
>the person who answered was some hooded girl whose eyes were hidden
>and she's not wearing pants
>oh god, it's going to be one of those customers
>"Hello ma'am. Here's your anchovy pizza. That'll be $15."
>"Y-yeah."
>she pulls out three 5s and hands them to me
>really strange that she wasn't trying to make conversation
>upon closer inspection, she doesn't look well-groomed
>"So, what are you doing?"
>I had to make at least a little small-talk
>"S-stuff."
>what a weirdo
>"Well, have a nice day."
>"Y-you too."
>awkward conversation, but a surprisingly refreshing one

>a few days later, there was another order from that catgirl
>this time, her hood was down, her hair was brushed, and she was even wearing pants
>I could see she was also wearing glasses
>"Pizza's here! Hey, you look pretty good, today. Out for something?"
>I wanted to make her feel good since I did see her in less ideal conditions.\
>"Thanks. I-I mean THANKS! Er-- no I'm not busy."
>what's she on about?
>"Well, have a good day. Hope to see you again."
>"P-please..." She whispered

>after a long day working, I went home to play some video games
>a lot of it's old games that were created before the portals opened
>newer games are full of weeb shit and try way too hard to get my boner, but at least there's no microtransactions or DLC (Disk Locked Content)
>I didn't eat much other than some Hot Pockets before going to bed
>for some reason I feel like I'm not getting something

>next week had another delivery at her house, this time half-pepperoni and half-cheese
>cheshire cat kept harassing me half-way through my day until I found out they hated lemons
>I got up to her house again to deliver
>like last time she didn't look like she was in bed all day
>"Hey there! Pizza's here!"
>"Wow, uh thanks!"
>her smile looks forced, as though she was wincing
>"Uh, you look like you might need a wash?"
>"A wash? What do you mean?"
>"Oh, I'm not saying you're dirty! You just look like... you had a long day, yeah!"
>I quietly sniffed myself, realizing that I still had lemon scent on
>"Oh! Oh! I'm sorry for offending you! You see, uh, I had this encounter with another monster trying to get me. I shoud've known--."
>"No! No! It's fine! Just come in! I'm not doing anything! Er, anything to you, at least! Eh heh heh!"
>she's getting weird. I should just bounce from this creep.
>"Uh, it's fine. I have to rush, so, uh, enjoy your pizza."
>"Y-you too!"
>what is up with her?

>I was done for the day and returning home
>on my way down the street, a voice in my head was shouting at me
>"HOLY SHIT, ANON! THAT CUTE CATGIRL WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU THINK SHE ORDERED A HALF-TOPPED PIZZA? GO TO HER HOUSE!"
>I quickly changed course, hoping that the voice in my head wasn't trying to lead me into another predicament like the one with the dark elves
>I rushed up to the door and knocked on it
>it took a bit of waiting, but the catgirl finally answered
>she looked kind of depressed, but her face quickly changed to shock upon seeing me again
>"Hi, uh, you got any plans tonight?"
>"Uh, I was going to play video games."
>she snapped out of her dumbstruck trance
>"But I can do something else if you give me a minute."
>I almost didn't catch that sentence
>"Video games sound fun. You got Mario Kart, Street Fighter, or Halo?"
>"I got all of them! I'll play whatever you want!"
>"I could go with whatever."
>"I had some cool mods for Mario Kart Wii!"
>"Really? Let's do that!"
>"Then come on in!"

Not my best work so far, but at least it disproves that I'm out of juice for good. Want to try something more equal, this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:12:59 2019 No.21705488 >>21705121 >Why not come on down to the Zipangu ?! >We have.., >Vulpine Ghosts >Slippery Sea Sneks >Fuzzy Cow Spider Demon >H̴̡̀A͜͜Í͞͞R̛͘ >Vulpine Ghost found a friend >Licking Umbrellas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:17:10 2019 No.21705499 >>21705275 Chochin-Obaka and Karakasa-Obake. I didn’t look them up, let’s see if I was right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:18:12 2019 No.21705502 >>21705499 Woo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:19:12 2019 No.21705509 >>21705265 >>21705271 What is there to say about Oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:20:10 2019 No.21705511 >>21705509 >Oomukade Are cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:21:24 2019 No.21705520 >>21705357 C-

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:22:09 2019 No.21705522 File: 285 KB, 1377x1830, bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705511

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:22:38 2019 No.21705526 File: 161 KB, 625x1000, Assassin-class Servant Wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705520 That's not how you play card games, silly human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:24:16 2019 No.21705530 >>21705526 C-C-Ca-C-C

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:25:49 2019 No.21705536 >>21705097 Even better if they go about most of the day in a fairy form and hang out on your shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:26:54 2019 No.21705538 File: 1.30 MB, 1064x1348, 17823978465483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kingdom list!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:27:27 2019 No.21705539 File: 56 KB, 600x347, Hakuwhat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705530 Carbon-carbon-calcium-carbon-carbon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:33:39 2019 No.21705556 >>21705538 Where’s the Snake Sanctuary or the Harpy Hometown?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:37:31 2019 No.21705567 >>21705538 >>21705556 Or the fairy kingdoms, and Pandemonium?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:51:23 2019 No.21705599 >>21705538 >no cowtit kingdom for the might minos and happy holsts'n'hakus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 02:56:53 2019 No.21705606 Single monstergirls are not allowed to teach shotas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:01:24 2019 No.21705613 File: 165 KB, 1000x800, 1560043487024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705538 Who's do I have to get off to live in the buge kingdom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:05:33 2019 No.21705624 >>21705613 Higher Beings, these words are for you alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:05:33 2019 No.21705625 File: 137 KB, 904x898, 1561761673726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its rude to stare

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:06:10 2019 No.21705626 >https://i.imgur.com/W0axfLu.png I just realized i like purple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:07:25 2019 No.21705629 File: 178 KB, 1280x878, Come hither my hotness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705626 Purple is the sexiest color.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:08:20 2019 No.21705631 >>21705629 What if she was hot pink

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:08:26 2019 No.21705632 >>21705625 Funny I just ate noodles today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:09:41 2019 No.21705637 I want a slime of every color rainbow slimes sound cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:10:03 2019 No.21705639 >>21705625 The Oni Bandits that live in the mountains occasionally come down for food, Humans always make the best!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:10:29 2019 No.21705643 >>21705464 Ah, well in that case parasite slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:11:23 2019 No.21705646 How do you know if a monster loves you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:11:38 2019 No.21705648 >>21705639 >you'll never be a gourmet chef working for a raiding Oni band

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:15:32 2019 No.21705661

>>21705648
>Throwing down thick slabs of meat from some large animal in front of you, looking at you with pleading eyes to make it taste nice.
>Try to sneak in some vegetables into the stew, so their diet is more than just stretchy anime meat and sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:18:34 2019 No.21705669 File: 841 KB, 3400x1800, 1541726779101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705624 sign me the fuck up then

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:19:16 2019 No.21705671 >>21705631 Only when she blushes.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:20:03 2019 No.21705673 [SPOILER]

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>>21705669
Higher beings, these words are for you alone.
Within our lands do not hide your true form. Let all bask in your majesty, for only this kingdom could produce ones such as you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:20:16 2019 No.21705675 >>21705648 >only saving grace when the oni raids hit is that you're the toppest notch chef you know I'm honestly not sure if that's just pegging me for communal rape or keeping me from communal rape because they'll fight over who exactly gets me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:26:12 2019 No.21705698 File: 2.44 MB, 2000x2824, 1563117861964.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705673 I like where this is going.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:28:10 2019 No.21705702 File: 680 KB, 1200x886, Awaken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21705698 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VjC20Jj3gk

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:35:10 2019 No.21705725

>>21705486
Part 2
>she looked so cheery and excited, I never seen her run upstairs so fast
>looking around her kitchen and living room, things seem pretty well set-up
>good thing I got the hint this time
>she came back down with a box, presumably containing the console, controllers, and at least the game we intend to play
>"Oh, uh. You want to eat now or later? The pizza's cold, so we'll have to reheat it."
>"We can eat later, if you want."
>"Yeah, cool. I'll set this up."
>as she took the stuff out of the box and plugged things in, she was bending herself over and not-so subtly swaying her butt at me
>"Uh, need some help?"
>I figured she didn't, but she's not acting like herself with that behavior
>"Oh, uh, no! Sorry! My, uh, back is not quite normal today, yeah!"
>she quit her 'sexy' pose and finished hooking things up
>"Ok. Let's play!"

>most of the night was spent with us playing with various characters and maps that interested me
>while she was playing, she talked a lot more than usual. Maybe she's more comfortable without making eye-contact
>might be autistic, but she's really nice and has great taste in video games
>a very strange taste in pizza, though
>seriously, who the fuck eats anchovies?
>I'm glad she didn't order it tonight, but I shouldn't judge her
>besides, I haven't gotten raped or bribed by her so far, so she's cool in my book

>she mentioned some SSB4 mods, so we changed things up
>she's kind of a memelord, but at least she lets the memes speak for themselves rather than going "WOW, ISN'T THAT FUNNY, HAHA"
>I'm kind of one myself, though I don't like to admit it with anyone until now
>she's quite skilled with a variety of characters. She would go random had the unmodded skins not be accounted for
>I'm only good with two, and although I've been doing slightly better, I can respect someone who, unlike me, is willing to experiment.
>she's probably really good at this, at least good enough to sometimes top the local tourney

>a lot of time passed by, so I had to head home
>we exchanged numbers so we could meet again
>"I'll see you next time. If you want you can come to my place."
>"Sure! My bedroom needs a clean up anyways. Oop!"
>"Well, see ya!"
>"Y-yeah! Ah hah!"

>bedroom?
>...
>wonder why she mentioned her bedroom?

>the next time she met up was at my house
>I didn't have much that she didn't, so we just ended up playing the Halo Reach campaign and get our asses blown up a bunch by Ultras and concussion rifles
>during the cutscenes, she would try to make more contact with me, which I readily accepted
>I would stroke her hair, but I'm not sure if she would find that insulting
>so I just kept my h*nd on hers and kept things a little casual
>she would quickly pull away whenever things were getting hard, which is understandable considering how brutal the campaign can get on Legendary

>we finally beat The Package and The Pillar of Autumn on Legendary with a few skulls on
>"Whew! That was frustrating, right Anon?"
>"Yeah."
>there was a pause, almost managed to accumulate to awkward levels
>"Um, you look stressed?"
>she was fidgeting with her hoodie's zipper
>"...y-you need a hug?"
>what?
>"Um, sure, if you want."
>without skipping a beat, she glomped me, but immediately pulled back once she realized her mistake
>she looked really sorry for that, but I didn't mind
>I gently pulled her in, but made sure not to touch anywhere too intimate
>"Um, Anon? There's something in my hair. I mean is there something in my hair? Yeah?"
>no, but I got the message
>I stroked her hair, making sure not to mess with her ears
>she let out a purr, but suppressed it quickly out of embarrassment
>not wanting to mess with her dignity, I moved my hand back to her upper back
>"I didn't say stop, like you could continue if you want. Feels good."
>so I did. Feels good to me as well.

>after some cuddling, I decided to get a snack
>she offered some pirouette cookies that she brought with her.
>pretty neat straw-shaped treats
>this got me an idea
>the next one I pulled out I just kept in my mouth
>I was trying to get her to eat it with me
>she soon figured it out and bit on the other end
>we slowly worked our way towards the middle
>just when she closed her eyes, I severed my piece
>she opened her eyes, confused and a bit disappointed
>the pieces on the couch were picked up by her hands, feeling bullied
>it was a bit mean of me
>but I needed to get her guard down
>I pulled her in and kissed her deeply
>she squeaked in surprise, but squeezed me close after the shock passed
>the taste of vanilla was pleasant, but the bits of cookie made things a little less ideal
>slowly uncoupling from her lips and tongue, I saw the lovestruck face of the catgirl
>"We should do this more often." She said.
>I looked over to my bedroom door.
>"We could try some more things." I grinned
>she returned hers in kind, then got up with me to try some more "things" in my room

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:41:40 2019 No.21705740 >>21705486 >>21705725 Oi mate good on ya. It was a roight banga!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:44:32 2019 No.21705751 >>21705702 An audience with the Mantis Lords must be earned! Show them the power of the Human spirit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 03:58:31 2019 No.21705784 >>21705486 >>21705725 I'm digging it, man. Heartboners are the nicest greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:30:20 2019 No.21705859 File: 1006 KB, 1006x2000, 1557759203435.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh, is my maid supposed to be this strong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:34:39 2019 No.21705869 >>21705859 Well how else will she lift all that furniture with one hand while vacuuming with the other?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:40:30 2019 No.21705887 >>21705869 But how am I supposed to molest her when she's trying to work if she can just suplex me like a ragdoll?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:41:02 2019 No.21705888 >>21705887 You're the mastah, you have that right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:44:57 2019 No.21705898 >>21705888 If you say so >"heheh, it's sexy time, meido." >"As you wish, Master." >she picks you up, slings you over one shoulder and carries you to your room, then tosses you on the bed >"Uh, wait, this isn't what I had in mi-" >get amazon pressed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:48:12 2019 No.21705908 >>21705898 >Her kuu expression turns into a small smile when you end up pumping your baby batter in her as she rides you >Oncr you notice it though she goes back to acting stoic and presses you even harder into the bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:51:14 2019 No.21705918 File: 490 KB, 794x1572, 1527559942260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you hear the voices too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:51:47 2019 No.21705919 What would be the functionally best 2 monstergirls to fuse together The Fly style? The key here being functional, not aesthetic. Shog and ryu? Makes whatever the hell you want including the weather.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:54:14 2019 No.21705928 >>21705919 Hakutaku and Wurm. The smartest and strongest!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 04:59:31 2019 No.21705937 >Entice a Centaur to listen to a certain song non stop for several hours, with the incentive of sex after the ordeal. CAN'T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:01:14 2019 No.21705941 >>21705918 Are you still fit for marriage after a Shog sprays you with her cooling bodily fluids?

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:06:08 2019 No.21705952
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>>21705919
Does it matter when you can just stack double Lilim?
>Reality warping
Anyway, OP monsters aside, Living Armor + any base Elemental would be the go-to best RPG setup. You'd be able to fight just about anything... if there was anything to fight.

Convince wise, Shog + Automaton. Could do virtually any mundane task and has a tool for everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:09:41 2019 No.21705957 Imagine a Demon wearing a white one piece swimsuit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:10:04 2019 No.21705960 >>21705908 I'm usually not into muscle girls, but goddamn if big buff kuuderes aren't the cutest fucking things. I'd love to be the weak mage husband of a stoic barbarian queen who likes to be lovey-dovey when we're alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:16:24 2019 No.21705980 >>21705952 Double lilim would just be a lilim at that point. That being said a lilim/haku would be damn scary. Reality warping plus insane knowledge on how to use it for 4d chess plays.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:16:35 2019 No.21705981
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>>21705960
>I'd love to be the weak mage husband of a stoic barbarian queen who likes to be lovey-dovey when we're alone
Actually my ultimate fantasy... yet it's never been attainable even in video games.
>tfw so hardened and jaded even if the opportunity presented itself I'd opt to be alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:29:32 2019 No.21706014 >>21705981 Ah, heal-slut and the gentle tank. What a couple.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:30:48 2019 No.21706020 >>21705957 White one piece swimsuit are national treasure level. Only the haughtiest and most influential Demons could successfully pull one off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:33:07 2019 No.21706026 >>21706014 What if the small boy is the tank and the big woman is the healer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:37:43 2019 No.21706033 >>21706026 Let's not be silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:45:52 2019 No.21706062 >>21706014 I will concede I am a MASSIVE heal slut. But in my 14+ years of MMO gaming. I have never found a tank gf no matter how hard I reach for the pinnacle of skill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:47:53 2019 No.21706068 >>21706026 The small boy is the dps, he needs a big strong tank to protect him when he draws aggro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:52:45 2019 No.21706082 >>21705918 like my uncle use to say, listen to your heart and not the voices in your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:55:02 2019 No.21706091 >>21704602 Oh, so this is actually getting translated?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 05:57:32 2019 No.21706099 >>21706091 That's a good kitty with lots of titty.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 06:10:26 2019 No.21706136

>>21706062
They just don't exist, anon. Proper maintanks need a combination of ability to grind mindlessly for the perfect gear for your setup, on/off switch for a sufficient amount of active aggression that allows no room for flinches or fear to exist, and the ability to remain analytical and communicative while that's happening.
I've had the makings of it so many damn times but I just don't think women have it in them to have those final 2 bits simultaneously. They either flinch when things get to the razors edge of fuck-up and die or trust in your healers and ignore your health or they fail the communicative while they're in the zone part. I've played since I was 8 and everytime I had the setup going I've had to switch roles losing all the hours leading up to it because they just can't maintank when it counts.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 06:19:37 2019 No.21706170
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>>21706136
I understand that. And I have come to live with and accept it. I also feel like this is one of the main appeals of monster girls for me. They aren't normal women. You know for a fact she would have your ass and you could reply on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 06:22:43 2019 No.21706178 >>21706170 True but I feel a direct link is as much cheating as rolling KB&M would be on console. I also can't imagine an automatons banter would be as...colorful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 06:40:52 2019 No.21706234 Converting a heavy siege automaton with matron model parts!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:05:17 2019 No.21706309 File: 3.45 MB, 2480x3508, 1500044669247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Gintama but Monster Girls also?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:05:49 2019 No.21706310 >>21706234 I want to heal a kamikaze automaton and reintegrate her into society

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:09:22 2019 No.21706325 Kikimoras should learn magic so that hey can clean the house better

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:11:30 2019 No.21706335 >>21706234 >"Master, what is my purpose." >"You make babies with me. That's it." >"Oh my god. I love it."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:21:51 2019 No.21706381 >>21706310 That sounds sweet >>21706335 Daughteru fabrication units are serious business

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:23:42 2019 No.21706386 >>21706381 I would increase her fabrication settings to quintuplets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:25:24 2019 No.21706395 >>21706381 To give a robot who wasn't supposed to live, a life worth living, and making new life with her would be interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:29:34 2019 No.21706414 File: 173 KB, 631x562, 1562858177460.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pet the kitty cats, so smol!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:32:16 2019 No.21706426 >>21706414 Small cats deserve love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:32:51 2019 No.21706431 >>21706309 I hate gintama almost as much as fgo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:33:19 2019 No.21706433 >>21706386 Good man. Her large frame means she can carry them better too >>21706395 Can robots cry tears of joy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:34:19 2019 No.21706439 >>21706431 Tsukihime remake never

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:34:23 2019 No.21706440 >>21706414 Soft and fluffy and stuff But also deadly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:41:33 2019 No.21706468 File: 257 KB, 1400x1867, 1562508607421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >We have purposely trained her wrong, as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:43:57 2019 No.21706477 >>21706468 Well my only training came from this pamphlet I bought from a Tanuki who said I had the bone structure of a kung fu master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:44:30 2019 No.21706482 >>21706178 >Get good, fleshlings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:44:54 2019 No.21706485 >>21706468 Is this reference to the MTG card? I'm pretty sure it is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 07:57:13 2019 No.21706520 >>21706485 Goblin Chainwhirler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:03:40 2019 No.21706538 >>21706325 Don’t they have that by default? Like in the myths.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:17:01 2019 No.21706611 >>21706062 >Not going as full on support with heal, buff, and debilitation. This is WHY you do not have a tank GF, you need to be a swiss army knife spellbook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:19:07 2019 No.21706624 >>21705538 >Nacho in bug kingdom instead of Shoggy kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:22:13 2019 No.21706632 >>21706433 >"Master, perhaps I require repairs. When I look at you and our daughter-units, I leak lubricant from my eye sockets."

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:24:56 2019 No.21706647

>>21706468
>She's the glass cannon with the highest dps and even ranged attacks
>can hook and move targets to other places if her flail doesnt beat them outright
>Goes down if something so much as sneezes on her
Awesome, but difficult. Needs a draw aggro tank or buff mage healslut to support. Is it.worth it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:42:21 2019 No.21706730 >>21706647 No. Everyone has to be able to take a hit or two, since it’s only a matter of time before something gets the jump on them or has an undodgeable move. t. Elona party wrangler

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:44:16 2019 No.21706739 File: 173 KB, 1200x921, 1519730646624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good, bad... I'm the girl with the gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:44:49 2019 No.21706742 >>21706414 CATS SMELL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 08:45:10 2019 No.21706745 >>21706742 Like cats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:05:28 2019 No.21706832 File: 1.11 MB, 1358x1920, 73967774_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:25:06 2019 No.21706921 File: 137 KB, 736x982, OwEfS2AO_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:30:02 2019 No.21706940 File: 161 KB, 686x658, D_lI0RrU8AA2RaM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:32:15 2019 No.21706947 >>21706832 This must be a situation all centaurs deal with frequently.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:36:31 2019 No.21706962 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x720, d98vhca-b8100946-b417-4720-9614-37891e6201ca.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21706947 Not as frequently as this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:37:19 2019 No.21706964 Why won't my maid let me walk on my own I don't need a piggyback ride from her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:41:18 2019 No.21706974 >>21706964 My maid turns into a comfy throne with spider legs instead of letting me walk, while her carrier snuggles up on my lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:48:13 2019 No.21707004 File: 447 KB, 667x1000, 75425985_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scary sheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:52:04 2019 No.21707019 File: 883 KB, 1793x992, bipedals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21706964 >piggyback ride

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:55:07 2019 No.21707037

>>21706832
>>21706947
How would you want your centaur to react?
>She let's the kid ride and makes remarks about how much she loves children and wants to have her own
>She politely refuses and gives the kid a good explanation as to why only (You), her loved one, can ride her

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:55:44 2019 No.21707043 >>21707019 Where is the rest of their body?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:56:15 2019 No.21707045 >>21707040 Gray and Gold is the best combo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:57:18 2019 No.21707053 >>21707004 Are you sure that's a sheep?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:59:53 2019 No.21707065 No, let me finish. I said I am going to mate with that cute Grizzly over there and I will make her my close companion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 09:59:58 2019 No.21707067 >>21707004 That's a goat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:01:16 2019 No.21707073 >>21705428 What shit taste

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:04:44 2019 No.21707092
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I've been thinking I should try to write something seriously for once but I know I never finish anything. Would following the course of that one guy who is always stuffing fairies down his pants help with this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:05:31 2019 No.21707099 >>21706940 I want mini kiki on my desk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:06:13 2019 No.21707102 >>21705428 Some real ??? shit there anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:10:05 2019 No.21707116 >>21707019 >Lose half of your body >Become twice as good Huh.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:14:15 2019 No.21707141 >>21707119 Fire Walk With Me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:15:00 2019 No.21707150 >>21707116 But now you can't drink a tentacle potion and fuck both pussies at once.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:15:44 2019 No.21707156

>>21707037
>Girls
If she's young enough to ask, let her ride. She'd probably show off a bit.

>Boys 10 and younger
Let him ride. It'd be cute if she played Cowboys and Indians or some kind of knight thing with him.

>Boys over ten
Politely point him to a girl his own age to ride if he really likes her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:18:56 2019 No.21707171 File: 3.89 MB, 1064x2865, mgetierlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 Tier lists are always fun!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:24:07 2019 No.21707194 File: 753 KB, 2036x1480, 72500909_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:27:26 2019 No.21707212 File: 101 KB, 781x940, cBeLCrxH_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707141 Gladly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:28:26 2019 No.21707216 >>21707212 Against this Salamander I will use my new technique HELL'S MERRY-GO-ROUND

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:29:03 2019 No.21707217 >>21707171 I don't normally comment on people's tastes, but yours is undeniably shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:29:36 2019 No.21707219 I want to use magic and switch the lower body of an arachne and a centaur just to see what happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:33:03 2019 No.21707235 >>21707037 Now I want to see a loli centaur with her childhood friend riding her back and her mother’s reaction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:36:02 2019 No.21707251 File: 91 KB, 859x950, D_jWxqmWkAAxUNP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:37:06 2019 No.21707253 File: 78 KB, 950x795, D_jWvRbX4AAAkhv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:37:15 2019 No.21707255 >>21707194 I never realized she was smiling in this pic until now. I just thought she was kuu. Very cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:38:17 2019 No.21707260 >>21707219 >Galloping Spider >Scurrying Horse Oh god oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:39:37 2019 No.21707268 >>21707253 Jabberfag, do the tentacles ever talk to you? What do they say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:40:11 2019 No.21707272 >>21707253 >>21707251 This is what happens when a jabberwock has one too many vore sessions with her hubby. All that spirit energy goes to those thighs, belly, and breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:40:21 2019 No.21707273 File: 493 KB, 2047x3129, j0lp84hv3e821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707219 This, but with a centaur and a lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:42:27 2019 No.21707283 >>21707235 The mother would probably have to teach both how to ride properly so that the ride isn't too bumpy for the boy and so that the boy knows how to hold on without causing her discomfort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:44:24 2019 No.21707292 >>21707273 Too short tail, but pretty good otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:46:50 2019 No.21707304 >>21707251 Wonderland is THICK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:48:09 2019 No.21707311 File: 198 KB, 900x1280, d8a89b1cd38b2a112dd7bf99199ea014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21706742 >>21706745

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:52:09 2019 No.21707326 >>21706742 Cats don't smell bad. They're very meticulous about cleaning themselves, multiple times a day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:52:44 2019 No.21707328 >>21707311 Pussy's pussy! Wait-

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 10:54:08 2019 No.21707333 >>21707328 Pussy squared, desu nyan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:00:45 2019 No.21707371 Are there any monsters that would enjoy eating a bowl of Reese's Puffs with me in the morning

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:02:31 2019 No.21707383 >>21707311 The poor guy's brain will be so full of lewd feline pheromones he will get aroused at the slightest meowing.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:04:29 2019 No.21707392
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>be slave boy adopted by a pharaoh
>she insists you sleep in her bed and tells you a story every night before you go to sleep
>most if not all involve a mother and son getting married and/or having sex
>after a while, her stories start to seep into your dreams, so vivid that you could almost swear they were real
>you have nightly visions of your new momster gently, lovingly milking out all of your semen
>you usually wake up refreshed yet somehow drained while your momster is sleeping with a smile on her face

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:04:44 2019 No.21707393 >>21707311 >they were white when she bought them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:07:18 2019 No.21707404 >>21707392 Is that a space-age Pharaoh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:07:47 2019 No.21707405 >>21707392 I'm pretty sure she's human. Fate Go has way too many girls who are so lewd they can pass off as monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:12:06 2019 No.21707421 >>21702574 https://imgur.com/a/YrBMl2v I guess the image didn't save properly, but oomukade and nereid should be at the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:12:19 2019 No.21707423 Am I supposed to touch the cow or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:13:06 2019 No.21707428 File: 884 KB, 625x1378, Touch the cow, do it now.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707423

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:18:09 2019 No.21707453 File: 1.48 MB, 1280x1280, 75643838_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707423 What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:21:28 2019 No.21707471 File: 359 KB, 600x604, BrainDamage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707171 >Humpty Egg,Devil Bug: A >Hellhound, Manticore: D >Anubis, Bunyip: F

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:21:56 2019 No.21707473 >>21707383 >Nya~ >Shit, that’s all you had to say

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:23:39 2019 No.21707481 File: 1.76 MB, 1000x1378, xYbkT9lX_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707421 Rude.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:27:36 2019 No.21707516 >>21707171 Nice to see something a little different. >>21707471 Hey if everyone liked the same handful of girls it'd be boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:32:55 2019 No.21707559 How do monsters know english?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:33:34 2019 No.21707565 >>21707559 Magic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:33:42 2019 No.21707567 >>21707559 Babelfish genes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:33:49 2019 No.21707568 >>21707559 They don't, they speak Lescatian. By an astonishing coincidence both language are completely identical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:34:41 2019 No.21707573 File: 306 KB, 1024x1280, devil bug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707471 >>21707171 >Devil Bug: A A Clannad fan, I see!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:35:11 2019 No.21707578 >>21707471 >Brain damage Living with cats can cause your sexual desires to be more extreme, more fetishy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:35:43 2019 No.21707583 File: 47 KB, 600x480, 1544023815729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707559 By Eros' magic: it just works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:36:13 2019 No.21707584 File: 1.46 MB, 992x1404, Smol night gaunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love night gaunts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:37:52 2019 No.21707600 >>21707584 You probably do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:38:12 2019 No.21707603 File: 322 KB, 1190x1684, 1a5fb8b7493bf258dd658632e2081836dccfb0b2_s2_n2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder to stay out of open water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:38:50 2019 No.21707607 >>21707584 She looks nervous, cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:38:55 2019 No.21707610 >>21707603 Water is always safe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:38:55 2019 No.21707611 >>21707603 As a big Subnautica fan I know better than to believe that. There's nothing in the sea that can hurt you. Go deeper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:39:02 2019 No.21707613 I want to become an Eros paladin for those sick gains, then go around making buff monsters swoon with my sensual flexing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:41:22 2019 No.21707627 >>21702739 >"Let's hold hands while doing it" best tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:44:25 2019 No.21707647 >>21707613 >Eros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:50:31 2019 No.21707682 File: 426 KB, 1400x1980, 9975e85f82921b2d9c44300e31434f910a039f00_s2_n1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707611 Deeper, you say?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:53:17 2019 No.21707695 File: 375 KB, 1300x750, 1394390816307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707682 Yes. Deeper into the crushing, cold darkness. Down there the best girls are found. Strong girls who make their own light.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 11:57:04 2019 No.21707726 File: 195 KB, 1407x820, did someone say eros.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707613 >>21707647

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:05:01 2019 No.21707772 >>21707726 That Kuupid has to have the patience of a saint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:07:51 2019 No.21707789 >>21707772 Is there anything you could teach your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:12:47 2019 No.21707818 >>21707789 Taking it easy. Seriously, she’s a little wired.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:16:06 2019 No.21707836 >>21707171 Jesus micefag, your daughters are cute but you have some shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:21:08 2019 No.21707868 >>21707789 The history of obscure comic book characters from the 80's and 90's and the special moves of choujin from Kinnikuman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:21:16 2019 No.21707869 >>21707283 Cute but also lewd. I wonder how one would nonverbally control a centaur, though? I have to imagine that a bit and reigns would generally be frowned upon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:29:20 2019 No.21707915 File: 503 KB, 945x1102, 1465297214484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707869 Nonsense! She loves it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:31:11 2019 No.21707930 >>21707869 How hard he hugs her from behind

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:33:17 2019 No.21707942 >>21702574 I would make one but this feels like that you must have really STRONG opinions on why you dislike one other than >Know nothing/find ugly so NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:37:43 2019 No.21707970 What kind of hata would a rata wear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:41:37 2019 No.21707992 >>21707970 Propeller Beanie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:42:39 2019 No.21708002 >>21707942 Nah. This is your opportunity to be as irrational as you want. Express your heart’s whims.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:43:25 2019 No.21708007 >>21707970 A fedora with a card that says "Press" in the brim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:43:30 2019 No.21708008 >>21702739 The enthusiastic breeders are by far the best type. >Kiki who worships mastah's dick Also good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:44:08 2019 No.21708014 >>21708007 >fedora Is that still a meme hat ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:44:32 2019 No.21708017 File: 3.93 MB, 936x3197, Best list.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:47:53 2019 No.21708029 File: 69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707970 would you a hata rata

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:49:07 2019 No.21708038 File: 3.89 MB, 855x3433, Meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708002 This isn’t enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:55:13 2019 No.21708085 >>21705646 it sexes you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 12:59:52 2019 No.21708108 Ratas are the best chipmunks ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:13:18 2019 No.21708160 >>21708108 I'll refuse to believe ratas are chipmunks until I see a picture of one storing her husband's semen in her cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:13:58 2019 No.21708165 >>21708038 That's a huge amount of nos. Your top 2 tiers are pretty based though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:14:00 2019 No.21708167 >>21708160 That's kind of gross dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:15:04 2019 No.21708172 What are you supposed to do if you are raped by an elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:15:44 2019 No.21708176 >>21708172 Rub her ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:18:07 2019 No.21708188 >>21707383 Does this actually happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:18:32 2019 No.21708197 >>21708167 >Rata gives you a ravenous blowjob >Instead of gulping it down she stores it in her cheeks to savor the flavor How is this gross? >>21708172 Stop wandering in elven forests and acting like a slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:21:01 2019 No.21708206 >>21708197 I'm not into sploodge I prefer not to think about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:21:07 2019 No.21708207 File: 175 KB, 600x1000, 69617157_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708165 Thanks I’m one of the "x-fags" from the thread

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:26:56 2019 No.21708229

>>21708172
Okay anon, here are three things you need to remember when you’re dealing with an ‘overtly passionate’ Elf:
>Ears. They are their main weak point, if she straddles you go for those and she’ll cum instantly.
>Strength. Contrary to popular belief, Elves aren’t that strong, they’re agile and have most of their points in dexterity, so you should be able to somewhat overpower them at least to throw them off of you.
>Elves are naturally submissive. This goes into the strength part too but if you just throw a power move on them like pull their hair, kabedon them against a tree, or just telling them to kneel, they’ll usually agree to anything.
And if all else fails remember this;
Hold their hand and tell them you just want to hold hands and talk in a field somewhere. They’ll always comply and you won’t get raped!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:29:01 2019 No.21708239 >>21708038 >you wouldn’t marry a Wurm How heartless are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:29:26 2019 No.21708242 >>21708172 Sit back and enjoy it

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:32:53 2019 No.21708253 >>21708245 My daughterus childhood friend has a lot of explaining to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:33:53 2019 No.21708258 >>21708253 He has only one thing to say to you "dad". NYEENYEENYENYEENYEEH

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:36:02 2019 No.21708268 >>21708239 Not him but I wouldn’t for the same reason I wouldn’t want to marry a Titania or true-loli. Real mental immaturity is not appealing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:36:39 2019 No.21708274 >>21708242 >And enjoy it Aren't you supposed to resist at least a little? They might get upset otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:37:02 2019 No.21708277 >>21708239 I want a comfy house with a wife on it, Wurms don’t make that possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:37:53 2019 No.21708279 >>21708268 What if she was less immature, and more just sunny/optimistic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:38:17 2019 No.21708282 >>21708274 If it makes them try to rape me harder, then it might be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:39:06 2019 No.21708286 >>21708268 Wurms aren’t retarded anon. They’re just dense. She doesn’t wear a helmet or take special ed classes. Fucking racist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:45:26 2019 No.21708309 >>21708286 >their intelligence is extremely low, their thoughts are simple They may not be actually retarded but they’re still dumber than bricks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:45:40 2019 No.21708313 File: 1.52 MB, 2192x2815, 1556837251517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708038 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 13:54:00 2019 No.21708346 File: 73 KB, 509x573, 74721824_p48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:01:28 2019 No.21708368 >>21708279 That would be fine, but when I’m talking about a species I’m not speaking of the outliers, otherwise there’s no useful distinctions to be made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:01:58 2019 No.21708371 >>21708346 That sounds like some trick a Not Wurm would play

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:04:24 2019 No.21708379 >>21708014 You're thinking of trilbies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:08:40 2019 No.21708399 File: 165 KB, 1216x461, Tierlist.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 But its a Big Wendi, a Dire Wendi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:20:11 2019 No.21708444 File: 322 KB, 992x1403, __ninian_and_ryuu_fire_emblem_the_blazing_blade_and_etc_drawn_by_barbariank__11d566c420757a0f5b6656f45b156108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:23:33 2019 No.21708455 >>21708368 Of course. I’m just wondering if it’s the default body you dislike, or the default personality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:25:00 2019 No.21708460 >>21708444 She’s such a serene beauty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:27:13 2019 No.21708469 I want to be hugged by an ojou monster of the big titty Empire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:30:51 2019 No.21708476 >>21708469 If you go in, you ain’t coming out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:30:55 2019 No.21708477 >>21708469 >you gonna get drilled and ohoho'd at

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:32:13 2019 No.21708484 >>21708469 I want to lead a party of flat paladin girls into the big titty kingdom and have them monsterize one by one into titty monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:34:58 2019 No.21708495 >>21708484 >That moment when the scout asks if anyone else’s breastplate feels tight

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:36:10 2019 No.21708498 File: 614 KB, 997x1400, 75559694_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:37:21 2019 No.21708502 >>21708498 Cold milk!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:39:11 2019 No.21708509 >>21708498 Cut Zombie cow to watch the Cat while I’m at work!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:40:27 2019 No.21708511 >>21708476 Why would I want to go out? >>21708477 Wonderful, I bet she loves a bit of breast worship.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:40:37 2019 No.21708512 File: 136 KB, 1024x1352, happy_halloween__by_valldor_dcqszib-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708469 I wanna be hugged by an ojou monster of the Big Booty Empire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:44:05 2019 No.21708523 >>21702574 Here's my list, I quite enjoyed it! https://i.imgur.com/pF0lgOl.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:44:57 2019 No.21708524 >>21702574 I like the sorter better This is too hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 14:58:07 2019 No.21708578 >>21708346 Looks like that one news story of a black guy trying to rob a place I think he worked at. When someone at the business asked if it was him he said, "No, it's not me." Speech 1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:00:10 2019 No.21708588 File: 99 KB, 1024x725, DRAGONS UP IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kirin, Fae, and Cockatrice still the best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:02:37 2019 No.21708598 >>21707695 Going to a concert of The Ocean with deep abyssal monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:05:08 2019 No.21708611 >>21708495 >eventually they all are just wearing their padded cloth over their breasts. >Even that is still to tight.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:05:28 2019 No.21708613

>>21708524
A haughty girl and two servants, a nice trio in the top tier.

If I wasn't lazy I'd gather all the tier lists from this thread and last thread to run a few averages for the top 2 tiers to see which girls are the most popular.
>>21708524
Could always do the sorter and put the results into the tiers for visual reference, no harm in using both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:08:39 2019 No.21708624 File: 753 KB, 960x1260, 75184009_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:20:11 2019 No.21708676 File: 74 KB, 720x649, Cd9QLN_UMAA24WY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21707695 >>21708598

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:23:19 2019 No.21708690 >>21708588 I want to be a dragon breeder!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:23:38 2019 No.21708691 >>21708676 Abyssal girls are always great. I wonder if they'd like that band.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:23:58 2019 No.21708696 >>21703960 Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:25:00 2019 No.21708700 >>21707119 Also, Sauce for that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:26:29 2019 No.21708708 >>21707584 Is that a new commission?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:28:19 2019 No.21708720 >>21708676 I love most of that asanagi doujin about an admiral taking over abyssals with dick. I wish seaport hime was in it more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:30:00 2019 No.21708731 >>21708700 https://www.deviantart.com/nekochanoff/art/MGE-Darkest-Ignis-805874423

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:30:52 2019 No.21708738 >>21708611 A kingdom-wide debuff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:33:21 2019 No.21708754 >>21708738 The breast kind of defense system.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:36:19 2019 No.21708771 >>21708720 I loved that one apart from how it ended.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:36:20 2019 No.21708772 >>21708708 I dunno, I found it on /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:39:57 2019 No.21708788 Every monster gets better when she is brown and has abs. This is a fact

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:40:26 2019 No.21708791 >>21708738 >keep moving deeper. >Women become more uncomfortable with their blossoming breasts. >Men lose focus from the expanding busts. Truly the greatest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:41:39 2019 No.21708795 >>21708771 Yeah that part sucked. I wish he didn't do that and would make more of those kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:42:46 2019 No.21708799 >>21708772 >>21708731 Thanks Anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:43:35 2019 No.21708802 >>21708795 One of these days. Even shindol has a heart occasionally and draws something relatively vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:45:21 2019 No.21708808 File: 22 KB, 412x286, 1557782691970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708802 >Even shindol has a heart occasionally I don't believe you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:45:33 2019 No.21708809 File: 453 KB, 3000x2121, __original_drawn_by_ryuusei_mark_ii__ca0f887eef35760da0dd600f45383bc1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:45:36 2019 No.21708810 File: 143 KB, 600x450, 91363-full.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/d/ >deviantart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:46:54 2019 No.21708818 File: 403 KB, 976x1400, barrier_free_decensored_www.hentairules.net_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708808 https://exhentai.org/g/158971/9ac820be34/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:49:54 2019 No.21708827 File: 390 KB, 976x1400, 11 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708808 Believe it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 15:52:13 2019 No.21708833 File: 139 KB, 799x516, Cry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21708818 >>21708827

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:00:53 2019 No.21708859 >>21708802 Also that one degenerate artist who did a really sweet set of NaruHina doujins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:03:43 2019 No.21708869 >>21708859 Nanashi?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:06:29 2019 No.21708875 >>21708869 Maybe? I forgot his name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:30:24 2019 No.21708980 >>21708859 >spoiler Really? Most ive seen of that is NTR for days

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:33:02 2019 No.21708990
File: 682 KB, 1748x2048, Echidna18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I want to go into a married echidna's dungeon and steal her daughter's hand in marriage And not have a proper ceremony or anything, just elope with her and start a dungeon of our own

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:33:16 2019 No.21708992 >>21708980 Anon was right its nanashi that i was talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:35:40 2019 No.21709010 File: 1.65 MB, 2048x2732, 75478589_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:49:53 2019 No.21709065 Gyaru Genie who lives in a phone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:50:11 2019 No.21709067 File: 447 KB, 855x1041, 75502313_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Welcome to the Mofu Cafe-may I take your order?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:51:37 2019 No.21709076 >>21709067 Gimme a wife please

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:52:32 2019 No.21709084 >>21709067 Sorry I just wandered in....how did I get in here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:53:25 2019 No.21709086 >>21708990 That echidna would be 0% mad. More grandchildren are nothing but a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:54:09 2019 No.21709088 File: 69 KB, 1000x1000, teD1HKO8_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709065 What about her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:57:28 2019 No.21709104 >>21709088 Imagine how terrible if she was given to some poor innocent nerd. Filling up his phone with her nudes, making his every wish come true in a lewd way, constantly teasing him. Just horrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:57:58 2019 No.21709109 >>21709065 Do I have to take dick pics using the phone or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:58:11 2019 No.21709110 File: 343 KB, 749x1000, 21781947_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are they watching?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 16:59:23 2019 No.21709116 >>21709086 >Been married for a week >echidna wife's mom start asking asking wife is she's pregnant yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:01:38 2019 No.21709128 >>21709110 >In this episode of Takehi’s challenge, Anon tries to cross the rape course!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:02:19 2019 No.21709131 >>21709110 I hope that slime isn't conductive or that famicom is going to get ruined also Takeshi's Challenge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:05:41 2019 No.21709152 File: 1.05 MB, 1448x2048, 74947096_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:10:18 2019 No.21709167 >>21702574 A tier list for those erotic monster girl species wouldn't be fun to make because to me they fall into two tiers: Mommy tier and trash tier. I'm picky like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:11:02 2019 No.21709172 >>21709167 Good taste.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:20:24 2019 No.21709213

>>21708469
>walking to work one day, drinking your coffee
>when all of a sudden you hear “OHOHOHOHO!!! You there boy! What’s your name?”
>you turn around to see a very noble and prestigious looking Elf woman with two huge hair drills almost down to her heels and boobs that pretty much have their own gravitational pull
>you stammer out your name
>she then flat out tells you “You’re coming with me back home and you’re gonna suck mommy’s tits all night long!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:22:48 2019 No.21709216 >>21709213 But there’s nothing in them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:22:53 2019 No.21709217 >>21709167 But anon, any MG can become a mommy. So it’s only one tier then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:23:25 2019 No.21709219 >>21709213 I assume she takes the stammering garbage that comes out of my mouth as a "yes mistress"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:25:45 2019 No.21709229 >>21709216 Not yet. Hopefully nine months later you have fixed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:27:09 2019 No.21709244 >>21709217 You fail to understand that just because a MG can be a mommy doesn't mean I'd want her to be one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:36:41 2019 No.21709269 >>21709152 If it wasn't for the shading, it would look like someone took her nose

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:37:05 2019 No.21709272 >>21709110 Stage 7 of Castlevania 3 with the falling blocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:47:02 2019 No.21709307 >>21708859 on a technical level I say its good but I just cant sexualize naruto, its just too weird for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:55:07 2019 No.21709332 File: 389 KB, 959x1073, 1544303489374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709152 Touch fluffy tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 17:56:10 2019 No.21709336 >>21705122 Is this the vampire version of a gyaru?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:06:06 2019 No.21709370 https://pastebin.com/zzY6iN3H Hope someone enjoys!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:23:14 2019 No.21709442 File: 897 KB, 2000x1016, 1536016171992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeti onee-san is cool!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:38:08 2019 No.21709489 File: 304 KB, 1190x1684, ded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:40:11 2019 No.21709496 File: 49 KB, 638x878, __hirasaka_hatsune_atlach_nacha_drawn_by_asaga_aoi__de98864b5a047bd2b903761477e40b6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:42:10 2019 No.21709500 >>21708833 What's wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:43:50 2019 No.21709505 >>21709500 She rolled over her foot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:44:01 2019 No.21709506 >>21709500 She just watched the beginning of "Up!".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:47:31 2019 No.21709520 >>21709332 I really want to put my penis inside that ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:50:27 2019 No.21709530 >>21709332 I want a pudgy troll oneesan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 18:55:39 2019 No.21709562 >>21709530 I want a pudgy troll imouto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:00:25 2019 No.21709591 File: 930 KB, 1700x2000, 75756680_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:00:59 2019 No.21709595 >>21709530 >>21709562 How about one of each?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:01:45 2019 No.21709601 File: 591 KB, 1500x1100, 1458164156708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709332 Fluffy tail tips are adorable and I want to touch them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:03:05 2019 No.21709613 >>21709370 It may be best to tell people the contents of the story before you post random links all willy-nilly, ya silly billy. I did like it, though. Nice work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:10:58 2019 No.21709667 >Monster girl uses magic to have her custom theme song play whenever she meets you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:11:42 2019 No.21709673 File: 1.54 MB, 1064x1686, my-image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21702574 Based list coming through. Objective facts that cannot be debated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:12:23 2019 No.21709679 I want a succubus Elf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:13:01 2019 No.21709686 >>21709673 Return to /v/ with your pathetic memes kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:13:06 2019 No.21709687 File: 1.06 MB, 1501x1344, doodle3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She won't leave till she gets a discount

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:14:00 2019 No.21709694 File: 183 KB, 1080x1080, dda2d3a-f11f813c-e3d4-4397-968e-ba94d6c49a8e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Master, what is the purpose of these clothes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:16:04 2019 No.21709711 >>21709694 >Nipple tassels with no nipples Automatons are strange. Also, so you can dance in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:17:00 2019 No.21709715 File: 110 KB, 1024x1326, evanore_by_kuranaminamino_ddbu8j4-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dark slimes are ___.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:18:21 2019 No.21709724 >>21709332 I don't think there's something as precious and rare in this world as a nice piece of Troll ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:18:36 2019 No.21709726 >>21709686 seething Pharaoh main that didn't make it lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:20:45 2019 No.21709739 >>21709724 How about Troll pubes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:20:55 2019 No.21709740 >>21709715 for cumflating as hard as possible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:25:03 2019 No.21709763 File: 69 KB, 1200x675, TUPdpU9d_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:30:00 2019 No.21709798 File: 102 KB, 1200x675, LTE4XLnh_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709740 Is it actually possible to cumflate a slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:32:38 2019 No.21709818 File: 61 KB, 903x639, D_cYKZ9XsAAO50x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mofu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:33:46 2019 No.21709826 File: 100 KB, 991x863, 1562615764971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that shortstacks are the pinnacle of monster evolution, perfectly designed for breeding and loving.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:34:23 2019 No.21709831 >>21709798 You can never cumflate a slime too much, that's why they're perfect for cumming inside over and over and over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:34:58 2019 No.21709834 >>21709818 Don't mind if I do. >huffs all the fluff

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:37:19 2019 No.21709844 >>21709687 Fine. She gets the senior rate since she’s probably over 65.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:38:05 2019 No.21709850 >>21709831 Does that apply to slime carriers too? There's a cute human girl in the village that I would like to make look nine months pregnant over night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:38:07 2019 No.21709851 >>21709834 What are the symptoms of a fluff overdose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:38:20 2019 No.21709852 >>21709667 Everyone knows it’s over once you hear the piano solo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:38:22 2019 No.21709853 >>21709831 Now I want a slime to fill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:38:48 2019 No.21709855 >>21709739 They will make a fine addition to my collection, by the description they could also be flowers growing down there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:40:02 2019 No.21709861 File: 192 KB, 1576x2193, D939_oiW4AA50bY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709844 Wow rude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:41:08 2019 No.21709867 >>21709834 >glares at you for using meme arrows like action asterisks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:42:04 2019 No.21709874 >>21709844 I want to call an older monster girl a senior, then watch as she comes back the next day wearing high school girl clothes getting stretched out by her mature curves, vehemently insisting she isn't old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:43:45 2019 No.21709884 File: 97 KB, 836x1000, D3jlLjGW0AEQ7NW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709874

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:44:14 2019 No.21709886 >>21709834 >RPing Cease living

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:45:15 2019 No.21709891 >>21709763 >>21709798 Why do you keep spamming these absolutely terrible images?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:48:07 2019 No.21709904 File: 152 KB, 1200x900, DkGf5vVXsAcabsU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709867 >he says while using meme arrows like action asterisks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:50:34 2019 No.21709916 >>21709886 >one line of greentext counts as RPing now How times have changed...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:51:40 2019 No.21709923 >>21709916 It's action tier cancer you fucking troglodyte.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:52:26 2019 No.21709927 >>21709874 I wanna work at a carnival and guess CC girls ages by feeling their tits!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:56:31 2019 No.21709948 File: 319 KB, 620x721, 48883390_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:58:23 2019 No.21709955 https://twitter.com/cowfeeNSFW/status/1142796297096744960 The lion stalks its prey.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:58:33 2019 No.21709956
File: 160 KB, 1024x1280, Hoof Pizza, that's the pizza, for YOU AND MEEEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

All right, you finally got that MG lass over to your house to watch Aliens: A Love Story so you can make your power move but now your planned dinner was ruined due to an unexpected Aurora Borealis MG visiting your kitchen.

There's no time for good pizza to be delivered so you're left with no choice but to order either Papa Johns or Pizza Hut.

Quickly make your choice!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 19:59:49 2019 No.21709962 >>21709927 >"Wow, you feel the same age as my wife." >"You have a wife?" >"I do now."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:01:59 2019 No.21709976 >>21709956 Papa Johns, I can actually walk over to one by me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:08:29 2019 No.21710001 >>21709370 Will Read it after work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:10:34 2019 No.21710004 >>21709956 >not falling in love with the cute delivery girl who always gives you breadsticks for free What species is she guys?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:12:09 2019 No.21710010 >>21709874 I want to get swarmed by a herd of Christmas cake monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:13:50 2019 No.21710017 >>21709850 Probably. Although she will probably have to ride on her slime the entire day as a result. Also maybe take a slime potion to infect her with a pslime and cumflate her at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:15:52 2019 No.21710027 File: 407 KB, 1954x2048, fbtxbtch_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710004 You know who.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:16:04 2019 No.21710028 >>21710010 Anon, I love older monsters as much as the next guy, but I question one man's ability to recieve that much pent up lust. You won't be walking for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:16:58 2019 No.21710032 >>21710028 More like a few months.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:17:45 2019 No.21710037 >>21710032 More like a few years

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:19:21 2019 No.21710047 File: 843 KB, 1904x2015, 74721824_p10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710028 Not with that attitude you won't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:20:02 2019 No.21710051 File: 380 KB, 959x1295, bc0f62b6e72c3855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] beware the sabbath

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:21:45 2019 No.21710058 >>21710051 Why they can’t find me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:22:03 2019 No.21710059 File: 268 KB, 765x612, gmNN9Y7m_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710051 But they're totally harmless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:24:27 2019 No.21710066 >>21710051 They don't go after happily married incubi, right? I mean, lolis are nice and all, but I don't think I'm into polygamy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:25:30 2019 No.21710073 >>21710051 I really want to take this nun’s virginity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:27:31 2019 No.21710081 File: 166 KB, 807x700, 1562650625458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bully alp wombs with your semen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:29:24 2019 No.21710089 >>21710081 I will. Intense womb bullying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:31:26 2019 No.21710097 File: 310 KB, 529x522, firefox_B11GqFLHi4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710073

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:32:43 2019 No.21710107 >>21710089 >bully alp wombs every day >regular succs demand you stop because they are becoming more sexy than them >keep doing it anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:32:59 2019 No.21710109 Cuddle ushis for your own safety

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:34:20 2019 No.21710116 File: 640 KB, 990x1400, 75631061_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pray to Eros.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:34:20 2019 No.21710117 >>21710109 Cuddling ushis doesn't sound safe for my bones

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:35:42 2019 No.21710121 >>21710066 Just take a bunch of dick enhancing mamono drugs until you're so hung even loli monsters have second thoughts about making you their onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:36:34 2019 No.21710125 >>21710116 Eros has a lot of cows.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:36:49 2019 No.21710126 >>21710081 Everynight. Thats a cute alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:36:54 2019 No.21710128 >>21710117 if you cuddle with them you can trick them into thinking your their boyfriend and protect you from other ushis. You should need to think of excuses why not to have sex yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:38:07 2019 No.21710132 >>21710121 But I don't want to hurt my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:40:56 2019 No.21710145 >>21710081 Explain the appeal of alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:41:37 2019 No.21710146 >>21710145 Tranny faggots in denial about their degenerate tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:46:33 2019 No.21710165 >>21710116 I already do. Hellwife is too cool to openly practice, but she likes using Enhance Lover anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:47:38 2019 No.21710170 File: 179 KB, 696x1242, Dark Tactician.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710145 Women that know exactly how to please a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:47:45 2019 No.21710171 Wikifag here, I finished all the monster girl /d/ threads till the start of 2018. Got 26 images, 2 of which are actually /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:49:46 2019 No.21710175 >>21710171 Thanks for all of your hard work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:52:56 2019 No.21710183 >>21710145 I assume the appeal is genderbent girls/tomboys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:54:42 2019 No.21710190 >>21709956 Papa John's. I'm a sucker for greasy piles of shit like pizza hut but that's not something you want floating in your gut during a night of action.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 20:57:19 2019 No.21710204 File: 300 KB, 1475x1191, Dpb4zlyXgAEdkxv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:00:29 2019 No.21710215 >>21710145 Succubi with differently shaped horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:05:15 2019 No.21710240 File: 225 KB, 1200x1108, zj01AMUA_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710215 You don't have to stoop that low just to get a different horn shape. >The shape of the horns on a succubus' head vary on an individual basis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:05:30 2019 No.21710242 File: 270 KB, 750x750, D_okBJ4U8AA5hZL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much mofu is too much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:07:38 2019 No.21710250 >>21710242 >fag socks Fuck off twitter homo.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:07:39 2019 No.21710251
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>>21710145
Tomboy Succs.

Succs that are Tsundere.

Succs that don't want to Succ but definitely want to Succ.

A Succ that can hang out and play Bro-Op with you but can make sexual bets with based on vidya performance.

I mean they all end up regular ass Succubi anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:09:29 2019 No.21710259 >>21710251 Then get a fucking regular succubus that has those qualities instead of fucking a magic tranny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:09:35 2019 No.21710260 File: 1.11 MB, 1736x1224, 63051668_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710242

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:10:17 2019 No.21710262 >>21710250 >He doesn't like colorful thigh highs You're the one missing out here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:10:38 2019 No.21710263 >>21710170 Isn't that all mamono, though? >>21710146 >>21710175 >>21710215 At the very least, I have a clearer understanding why I don't like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:11:25 2019 No.21710268 >>21710250 >gays invented rainbows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:11:58 2019 No.21710273 >>21710145 same appeal as succubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:12:44 2019 No.21710277 >>21710259 >>21710240 Why are you arguing They aren't trying to sell you on them, they're answering your query

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:12:47 2019 No.21710278 File: 19 KB, 259x224, 1563325464642.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710263 What does >>21710175 have to do with it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:13:19 2019 No.21710281 Can’t we just move on and talk about something else

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:14:04 2019 No.21710284

>>21710262
>>21710268
You're not very subtle. Words having a different meaning in the past doesn't protect them from being warped and manipulated in the future. Rainbow clothes are fag clothes end of discussion.

>>21710277
>why are you arguing
Because this isn't a hugbox, get over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:14:05 2019 No.21710283 >>21710250 is my tie-dye shirt now a fag shirt?

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:14:46 2019 No.21710287

>>21710251
>Tomboy
>Tsundere
I get people like those, but I don't see the appeal.

>Succs that don't want to Succ but definitely want to Succ.
>A Succ that can hang out and play Bro-Op with you but can make sexual bets with based on vidya performance.
That's something any mamono could do, especially if she realizes that her desired husband is into that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:15:06 2019 No.21710288 >>21710283 tie-dye is hippy shit so yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:15:56 2019 No.21710290 >>21710283 No, but I’d judge you for owning tiedye in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:16:11 2019 No.21710292 >>21710284 >Because this isn't a hugbox, get over it. That's not my point you imbecile. When you ask for an explanation, you don't fucking argue with the answers. It's not a debate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:16:33 2019 No.21710294 File: 24 KB, 395x364, DkGf5h3X4AE9LTe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710277 >They aren't trying to sell you on them That wasn't what I was talking about, >>21710215 was claiming all vanilla succs have the same horn shape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:16:59 2019 No.21710295 >>21710278 Thought I clicked the post below it. >>21710277 He wasn't the one who asked. Even if I don't like something, I'm not going to sperg about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:17:08 2019 No.21710296 >>21710287 You can get any traits out of any girls. >>21710292 By the same token, why are you replying?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:17:40 2019 No.21710300 >>21710290 >>21710288 but why?

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:17:45 2019 No.21710301

>>21710145
Type 1: top-tier tomboys. Is a bro in attitude but a slut in bed. Knows exactly what men like just in general and likes those things to. Know exactly what men like sexually. Basically top tomboy, no THOTery.
Type 2: top-tier succubi. More voluptuous and curvaceous than normal succubi. Is a bro in attitude but a slut in bed. Knows exactly what men like just in general and likes those things to. Know exactly what men like sexually. Basically top-tier woman, no THOTery.
Basically, alps are top-tier succ/tomboy, like what you like rather than just interested in it because you are, eventually end up being more bombshells than normal succs can be or more tomboy than regular succs can be, have the same interests rather than just being interested in your interests, know exactly what you'll like because they like it to, succ aura stronk when compared to the leading brand, bestfriend-tier type of person on top of being your wife.

I'll be honest I'd be sketched out if they were actual trans but its a full body conversion to a 100% biological female so at that point it's just the best kind of woman you could land. I can see how people have issues with their origins prior to alping though.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:18:03 2019 No.21710304

>>21710250
>tfw Rainbows have successfully been stolen by the gay community so hard that they killed off an entire type of clothing coloring pattern

I hope they all get Alped, the exact opposite of what they'd want.

>>21710259
>>21710287
Anon, just because it's MGE Land doesn't change the fact that you're looking for silver in the copper mine, especially if the person specifically only likes Succubi (which is lame but whatever)

I mean shit, that's with the most popular MG, UniAnon trying to find a Unicorn waifu who likes vidya has a strong possibility of dying alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:18:10 2019 No.21710305 >>21710296 >By the same token, why are you replying? Because I found a cretin who is in dire need of a lecture

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:18:22 2019 No.21710306 File: 7 KB, 282x106, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710284 >The gay conspiracy If you want to think anything colorful is gay you do you my guy. I'm just here for the mofu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:19:31 2019 No.21710313 File: 157 KB, 500x500, 70006005.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710284 >says this isn't a hugbox >demands that everyone else stop posting things they don't like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:19:58 2019 No.21710315 >>21710306 Git Gud with Paint

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:22:03 2019 No.21710323 >>21710315 But then I'd have to apply myself and the sloth girls wouldn't like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:22:08 2019 No.21710324 >>21710313 Unfortunately you can continue to post garbage like Alps but that doesn't mean other anons can't call you a fucking fag for doing it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:23:27 2019 No.21710331
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>>21710306
>using a screenshot
Anon, the only way you'd convince him is if you dragged him over to your house to see your computer screen-and even then he'd probably still think it's fake.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:24:49 2019 No.21710338

>>21710301
That makes sense, but not what I'm into.
Neither tomboys nor voluptuous bombshells are appealing to me.

>>21710304
Mamono have incredibly high fecundity rates compared to humans. The chances of any given mamono species having a mamono that fits one's desires are relatively high, especially thanks to mana markers and mamono who aid in matchmaking. Not sure what the difference between a succ and an alp is, to be honest. I don't think you could tell the difference on the surface.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:26:32 2019 No.21710348 >>21710331 The only winning move is not to care.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:27:35 2019 No.21710352
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>>21710338
>Mamono have incredibly high fecundity rates compared to humans
I thought it was the other way around.
>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:28:38 2019 No.21710355 >>21710348 But if I don't argue on the internet the gremlins won't love me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:29:57 2019 No.21710362 >>21710352 Wait, really? I could've sworn it was otherwise. Well, now I know. Thanks, man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:30:20 2019 No.21710365 Reminder that monster girls don't actually love you and view you as a faceless resource giving them power. You're just an exp farm for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:31:19 2019 No.21710371 >>21710365 Good, that just makes my boner harder

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:31:45 2019 No.21710377 File: 113 KB, 763x1199, DWr_2ctVoAArcbs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710301 >>21710170 DESU this part makes no sense. How does someone with homosexual desires become so good at HETEROsexual intercourse?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:32:21 2019 No.21710380 File: 390 KB, 900x600, Echidna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710352 >tfw deliberately hunt down Echidna because they have best probably to start family with Blast from the past.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:32:45 2019 No.21710382 >>21710365 just like real girls

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:34:57 2019 No.21710389

>>21710145
But anon, what if they're not really appealing to anyone outside of tf fetishists and the like? What if it merely exists as wish fulfilment for people who want to be girls? What if, lord help us, nobody is forcing you or I to enjoy them, and these kinds of things (like the siths) should be left to be discussed in other corners of the internet, where people might actually enjoy them?
Or worse, perhaps as a whole, we should stop bitching relentlessly about things that both displease us and which we have no control over?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:37:12 2019 No.21710396 File: 296 KB, 891x578, IkEZxay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710365 Reminder not to fall for /tg/ bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:38:22 2019 No.21710400 >>21710389 I was genuinely curious, and then the likely /pol/fag butted in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:38:54 2019 No.21710402 >>21710365 That still puts them ahead of real women.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:39:03 2019 No.21710404

>>21710377
Same reason women have to be taught how to work the shaft. Alps having been male prior to alping means they know exactly what feels good and where. Most women have zero idea how sensitive foreskin is for example or where on it feels the best whereas alps know exactly those things on a basic level. Same reason why lesbians don't have to be taught how to skittlediddle or fondle properly but men do. Theres no dissonance occuring that has to be smoothed out via experience and practice, basically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:41:50 2019 No.21710414 >>21710396 Monster girls wouldn't want emotionally weak men either, anon. Nobody does aside from Alps so they can manipulate a vulnerable man into sharing their degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:44:51 2019 No.21710424 >>21710404 But monsters don’t have to be taught anything; they inherit sexual prowess from the succubi nature and so are sexperts by default. This is why even, say, loli MGs are amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:47:02 2019 No.21710429 >>21710414 Still haven't gotten that pity fuck huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:47:49 2019 No.21710432 >>21710429 Dilate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:48:05 2019 No.21710433 File: 911 KB, 2048x2772, DFXp62yUMAA1RoI.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have a particular like or dislike for alps, I'm just fine with them and wouldn't be bothered if I somehow found myself dating one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:48:14 2019 No.21710434 File: 406 KB, 664x900, __original_drawn_by_7010__a9b669e24864e1c7f678257ee5848999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:49:27 2019 No.21710438 >>21710429 I know I haven't. >tfw too pitiful for regular sex but not enough for pity sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:50:03 2019 No.21710441 File: 307 KB, 935x935, 61534566_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710432 I'd dilate a loli grapesnek's womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:50:04 2019 No.21710442 >>21710424 >This is why even, say, loli MGs are amazing. Doubt it. Alices are both lolis and succs, but even they have to learn how to better pleasure their husbands over time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:50:28 2019 No.21710443 >>21710433 classical maid a best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:51:29 2019 No.21710448 >>21710434 is this an eel?

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:51:31 2019 No.21710450

>>21710424
That seems true enough to a degree but if it was wholesale knowledge it wouldn't be made a point on the knowledge oriented types that they know specific ways to please men and theres various instances where mamano have to get to know their man as well. It comes across more like an instinctive bit of generic knowledge, like how birds make their nests but have zero clue what the fuck they're actually doing, and only via actually practicing it do they really get it down.
Whatever the case is either way alps know what men like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:52:22 2019 No.21710459 File: 120 KB, 944x1092, DthaR-3V4AAH0J4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710443

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:54:09 2019 No.21710470 File: 569 KB, 1181x2101, 91ea96b6e742d848bb65ae4a74d3b6fd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710441 I prefer blueberry sneks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:55:01 2019 No.21710475 File: 569 KB, 894x1400, 65282404_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710448 No, this is an eel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:57:32 2019 No.21710486 >>21710442 Alices are an “extremely rare” mutation that’s there to appeal to people who are looking for the innocent loli appeal. And even that rare case breaks if you bring them to Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:57:56 2019 No.21710488 File: 664 KB, 973x1200, 1536082084656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710475 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyUbSm25ax8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:58:12 2019 No.21710490 >>21710459 Massively Mammaried maids are miracles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:58:26 2019 No.21710491 File: 744 KB, 2480x3507, __alisfieze_fateburn_xvi_mon_musu_quest_drawn_by_torahime_roland00__4558ed2d8c5fc9c9df21118bcc9f3eed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710470 Alice a cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 21:59:15 2019 No.21710496 >Get a job as an elementary school teacher >At least 20% of your job entails chasing off Baphomets and Familiars who try to blend in with the students

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:01:01 2019 No.21710511 File: 157 KB, 563x800, 1557709641299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710470 Sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:01:09 2019 No.21710513 >>21710486 Guy with an "innocence" kink here; Alices are the only succs I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:01:20 2019 No.21710516 File: 2.95 MB, 2122x2619, 62252639_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710488 >master1200

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:02:05 2019 No.21710521 >>21710486 alices are for actual pedos

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:02:39 2019 No.21710524 >>21710488 Slippery snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:03:00 2019 No.21710528 >>21710496 But Familiars may really be that young.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:03:43 2019 No.21710531 File: 243 KB, 1000x1414, D_jDo-QWwAEk9Zh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710511 I love this artist.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:03:48 2019 No.21710533

>>21710486
He's got a point though, anon. Theres more than one case where it flat out tells you mamano have to have a handshaking period with their partners and if they came complete with total knowledge that would make the knowledge based mamano explicitly knowing more about such things than most mamano redundant and fallacious. The more you read into it the more it comes across like >>21710450.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:04:30 2019 No.21710539 >>21710528 but have knowledge beyond their age because they were not born

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:05:55 2019 No.21710548 File: 240 KB, 1280x706, jiOgNnda_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710524 >snake That's a fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:06:00 2019 No.21710549 >>21710450 But figuring things out with my waifu would be part of the fun! Teaching her, rewarding her for improving, and being candid about it! And likewise for my pleasuring of her!

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:08:21 2019 No.21710553

>>21710496
>security guard demand rises in elementary schools after monster girls integrated into society
>at first all applicants are accepted but is quickly limited to humans after it's discovered that monster girls were abusing their position to keep shotas to themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:08:39 2019 No.21710555 >>21710531 dark skin pigs should be pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:09:15 2019 No.21710556 >>21710539 So what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:10:50 2019 No.21710562 File: 3.85 MB, 1085x1239, 1499241528182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710433 Miniskirt mofu maids

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:12:53 2019 No.21710571

>>21710549
Also true enough. Not trying to sell alps here but they'd have to learn how to use their new assets and you'd still have to learn how to please them just like any anon would with their wife/s so the dynamics more or less the same just different starting points in different areas. Mamano/women have had their bodies since they were born alps have only had there's since alping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:13:22 2019 No.21710575 >>21710433 Miniskirt, French, and Cyber are best. And yeah, most mamono are at least good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:13:37 2019 No.21710577 File: 1.52 MB, 1920x1080, 75726783_p12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:14:52 2019 No.21710584 >>21710571 I get why some might like that variant of the dynamic - it sounds like it has a lot of potential - but I'm not much of a succ guy in general. Still, good on you for your love of alps!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:15:09 2019 No.21710586 >>21710556 So that's basically letting an adult in. Baphos are adults in mind child in body like most of the sabbath so they're debarred why wouldn't a familiar who's adult in mind but child in body also be debarred?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:15:10 2019 No.21710587 File: 114 KB, 736x512, FzeTXu7F_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21709687 Assuming this is the actual critnuke posting here, we I need a rata drawn!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:15:44 2019 No.21710590 File: 526 KB, 920x1371, Dp-bepMX0AE1N9n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710562

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:18:50 2019 No.21710600 >>21710586 You can’t kick out kids just because they’re smart, and you have no way to prove what her mental age is!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:20:07 2019 No.21710603 File: 176 KB, 1366x768, D-UL1bJVAAIDu_g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:20:07 2019 No.21710605 >>21710600 Trix are for kids and so is school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:21:37 2019 No.21710609 >>21710600 Tell you what, I'll take at least one of the baphs off your hands!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:21:40 2019 No.21710610 >>21710603 This is not how you do 3D rendering of monster girls. >>21710577 This is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:25:00 2019 No.21710621 >>21710116 >Eros loving Ushi Oni >she has hearts all over her eyepatch >she even dyed her torso hair pink

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:26:50 2019 No.21710627 Friendly reminder that the best way to correct bad behavior in lolis is by punishing their wombs with your dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:27:12 2019 No.21710628 File: 706 KB, 3500x3500, 1562892647184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710621

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:27:12 2019 No.21710629 >>21710251 Spades Trumpart Diamonds Trumpart Clubs Trumpart Clubs Trumpart

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:29:15 2019 No.21710636 >>21710629 Okay, now can we get that with it coming from wonderland and all the shit associated with it while it still being a succ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:30:51 2019 No.21710642 >>21710590 I want my Yeti wife to read one of my copies of Massive Mofus Quarterly and take it as a challenge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:32:33 2019 No.21710644 >>21710628 Holy shit I didn’t know there was already a pic of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:32:37 2019 No.21710645 >>21710603 That's a cosplaying Newman, you can't fool me! That said, would Newmen count as monster girls, effectively being "space elves" anyway?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:34:57 2019 No.21710651 >>21710636 What's wrong with Wonderland? I find it's a very pleasant place. You'll learn things about yourself you didn't even know you could have known! And if the succ part is important, yeah, you'll probably want an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:35:23 2019 No.21710654 >>21710636 Can’t you just get a wonderland girl bring her out of wonderland tell her you love her but your not into the potions and stuff it’s not like they have to do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:35:46 2019 No.21710655 >>21710648 Pic like this always makes me wonder: How did she put on the stockings at the first place with her tail getting in the way?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:37:06 2019 No.21710661 >>21705486 >literally two arrows in >already shoehorned into having le friends and some bullshit humiliating job Immersion ruined you fucking normie philistine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:38:24 2019 No.21710666 File: 637 KB, 1000x1000, 63866791_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:38:57 2019 No.21710667 File: 361 KB, 666x900, dccbd502eed98a6b5ebea37023b0618d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710648 >sitting on that chair when I have a perfectly good face right over here

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:41:49 2019 No.21710680

>>21710651
>what's wrong with wonderland
Its /d/ land by canon, anon. I don't mind jacking it to that front time to time but actually participating in it is a no.
>>21710654
Probably not, no. They're direct servants of the queen made specifically to be wonderland flavor. You can take them out of wonderland but you can't take the wonderland out of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:45:34 2019 No.21710691 >>21710680 Idk I’m into mad hatter but not into the potions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:45:48 2019 No.21710692 >>21710680 Suit yourself. I'd love experimenting with /d/eviant things with a cute Clubs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:46:24 2019 No.21710694 File: 127 KB, 724x1024, 74606378_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise brown cat goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:46:24 2019 No.21710695 >>21710642 >yeti with no tail gets jealous of big mofu fox and rata tails >starts growing her mofu out >she turns into a big puffball of fur and has wild hair over her eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:46:40 2019 No.21710696 >>21710692 Clubs are for comfy degeneracy. Its why my cheshire would be either that or a heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:47:11 2019 No.21710700 >>21710692 >>21710696 Stay on /trash/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:47:24 2019 No.21710701 >>21710694 marry the cat goddess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:47:46 2019 No.21710705 >>21709167 What about aunt tier?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:47:55 2019 No.21710707 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember not to make fun of the loli ryu that's trying to make it rain over her little garden. She's trying her best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:48:23 2019 No.21710710 >>21710696 >not wanting a diamond cheshire

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:53:09 2019 No.21710735 >>21710696 Comfy degeneracy with a cute girl who likely shares some hobbies with you also. Unless you're /out/, /fit/, or /k/, then Spades would be best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:56:04 2019 No.21710747 File: 1.05 MB, 2891x4096, 1563080289109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710629 But those are just human girls with really nice hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:57:53 2019 No.21710753 >>21710747 Yeah, but they're REALLY nice hats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:59:24 2019 No.21710765 >>21710747 And succ psychology/likely internal physiology. And pocket dimensions.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:59:41 2019 No.21710770

>>21710691
Not sure if that flies there, man. The whole point of the mad hatter was exceedingly deviant sex if I recall. To the point that in their profile it says something like literally every single thought they have is lewd related even if it's something like pouring tea. They just act nonchalant about it.
>>21710692
Go for it, man. I just personally don't want to go down that road. So long as it stays contained to its own pocket dimension like it is I have zero qualms with its existence just don't suck me into it when I'm dreaming about holst tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 22:59:45 2019 No.21710771 File: 44 KB, 321x270, CLIPStudioPaint_2018-12-19_23-25-03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710747 >>21710753 Hats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:06:26 2019 No.21710794 >>21710770 I’m ok with lewd stuff like her jerking me off into her tea and stuff like that I’m just not into potions I’m pretty sure if you asked kc if you can have wonderland girl without the potions he’d say yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:07:28 2019 No.21710799 >>21710770 Being contained within a pocket dimension makes it better for me. Even better because Trumparts have a pocket-dimension house in their card. And I may be a Wonderland-loving /d/eviant, but Holst tiddies are too far for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:07:35 2019 No.21710800 >>21710771 what the fug

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:12:15 2019 No.21710825
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>>21710753
I guess you have a point.

>>21710765
Sorry, sorry, humies with really nice hats that live in houses made of cards.

They can't even fly anon! How are they going to break in and rape me from the third floor if they can't fly!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:12:29 2019 No.21710827 >>21710771 God left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:13:19 2019 No.21710831 File: 50 KB, 539x424, ss+(2018-06-17+at+07.53.47).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710827

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:13:27 2019 No.21710832

>>21710794
That's one thing that never makes much sense. KC makes certain things very much the "essence" of those species and makes it come across like everything but that essence is mutable but then he makes a side comment that mamano are kind of like a have what you want type of thing and everyone takes that to mean you can have X but remove the thing that makes them X. I'm not sure if that's what he meant by that or if he meant theres just a mamano out there for you.
>>21710799
Holst tiddies haven't gone far enough. You sir have made an enemy this day and your kind will be eradicated when we convert wonderland into a parking lot for the bakery portion of dairy land.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:13:53 2019 No.21710834 File: 227 KB, 1680x967, D_pOuA-XsAICwkQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:16:27 2019 No.21710854 File: 1.42 MB, 2480x3508, Kunoichi_Orders.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710825 >How are they going to break in and rape me from the third floor if they can't fly! Nothing personnel, husband.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:16:31 2019 No.21710855 >>21710825 Magic. All Trumparts are talented with it, Clubs especially so. Clubs can use powerful magic even through their card.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:17:04 2019 No.21710860 >>21710854 I want to be dealt with!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:17:58 2019 No.21710866 >>21710832 Listen man, you can have your titcow dairy farms in the normal world, and I can have my small- or medium-breasted perverts in Wonderland. No issues here, just a difference in tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:18:42 2019 No.21710869 >>21710548 SnakeFish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:20:41 2019 No.21710875 >>21710866 Taste is subjective bigger tiddies being better tiddies is objective. I'm joking of course we can all agree that it's really tits>no tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:21:00 2019 No.21710877 >>21710855 >1/4 of the Wonderland Armed Forces is made up of Yukaris There’s no way this could go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:21:35 2019 No.21710879 >>21710600 That’s how you end up with Wurms who were neglected by their overworked teachers and have gaps in their education. However, because of the perception of their species, they end up never getting the opportunity to recover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:22:47 2019 No.21710884 >>21710834 Gremmy, y>>21710834 u put that down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:23:30 2019 No.21710888 >>21710860 Heh, just wait until the portals open, fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:24:37 2019 No.21710892 >>21710834 Gremmy, you put that down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:24:54 2019 No.21710893 >>21710648 Why would she choose that outfit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:27:54 2019 No.21710907 >>21710875 Of course. I like there to be something, just in the B-C cup range. >>21710877 I see no problem with it.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:28:34 2019 No.21710911

>>21710855
>all trumparts
Nah, m8. It specifically says the queen gives them different powers and that spades are the pure soldier type. At best 3/4ths of them are magic capable with clubs being exceedingly potent at it and the only ones mentioned with any of combat-ish use. Diamonds are specifically stated to just have lewd related reality warping capabilities to make more unique occurences for wonderland and hearts are specifically stated to just have succ aura that they're tasked with spreading across the land.
>>21710877
It's not that bad. Clubs are shut-in NEET types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:28:35 2019 No.21710912 >>21710875 no tits are always superior to riddiculously oversized cowtits you ignoramus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:30:42 2019 No.21710921 File: 227 KB, 728x1032, Hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710831 Hats are for bullying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:32:56 2019 No.21710931 >>21710912 T.false opinions holder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:33:08 2019 No.21710934 File: 811 KB, 800x1120, 59736687_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Here's your hellhound, bro"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:34:14 2019 No.21710936 >>21710934 Would pat on her head

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:35:27 2019 No.21710941 >>21710934 Looks undercooked.

Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:38:35 2019 No.21710950 [DELETED]

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:46:42 2019 No.21710974 File: 227 KB, 1290x911, 1562702167372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember that short girls need big boys to help them "stretch" before rigorous activity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:47:00 2019 No.21710976 File: 115 KB, 612x823, 139d46a5d02b1d21a6f4baa29e9a6e56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:47:05 2019 No.21710977 >>21710911 The Queen has to chastise Clubs for being too lazy to have public sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 16 23:57:59 2019 No.21711019 >>21710974 Shorties are for bullying and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:00:59 2019 No.21711035 >>21711019 Bullying is only the beginning. After that comes marriage and children. Lots of children. Lots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:01:52 2019 No.21711037 >>21711035 Having children with a shorty makes more shorties that will need to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:03:47 2019 No.21711041 File: 242 KB, 1386x1029, Draphs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21710974 I fucking love shortstacks! I love how easy it is to bully their wombs with your dick!

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:07:04 2019 No.21711056

>be hiking with your automaton waifu
>you're right around the spot were you first found her a year ago, chained up in a centuries old cellar
>decide that now is as good a time as any to ask why she was sealed away
>she just points behind you
>way off in the distance is a mountain with a mile wide crater in the side of it
Be sure to inspect your newly acquired automatons so you know if they used to be weapons of mass destruction or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:08:13 2019 No.21711061 File: 2.02 MB, 1480x2800, mershark_by_zakirsiz_ddb3zid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say hello to Extreme Handholding: the new sport taking the nation by storm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:09:23 2019 No.21711066 >>21711037 >>21711041 Yes! Bully their hearts with your love, their wombs with your dick, and their eggs with your sperm. Every bit of them is made for bullying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:10:01 2019 No.21711070 >>21711056 Vanessa the Stampede is a good girl, she's just a victim of circumstance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:10:25 2019 No.21711072 >>21711041 really low amount of art with her anus makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:17:36 2019 No.21711090 >>21711061 I wanna hand hold a harpy and see who let's go first while we mating death spiral.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:24:07 2019 No.21711111 File: 228 KB, 1450x2500, D6M17o-V4AApK2w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn be a demon executive's secretary

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:25:59 2019 No.21711114 >>21711111 I can't argue with the numbers.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:28:07 2019 No.21711123

>>21711111
I'm not good with secretary work. I refuse to bend for niceties sake and my organizational skills might look like an unsorted pile of papers to most is actually exactly how I want and need it.
I also breathing via curse words and challenges to authority.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:35:15 2019 No.21711150 Is there any way to make a monster girl that non-autistically satisfies Inflatables fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:35:28 2019 No.21711151 File: 420 KB, 3000x2121, D5aLZt3UcAAFw-H.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:36:58 2019 No.21711156 >>21711066 >Shorstack waifu makes you shota >Thinks you will have a shota dick so can't bully. >her subconscious lust for your big dick is enough to keep it big despite potion. >Proceed to shota bully her with it. Silly shorties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:37:04 2019 No.21711157 File: 178 KB, 1274x1766, b0b46de6221b28b1dd235a8897af14e5f875b43c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21711150 Literally fairies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:37:17 2019 No.21711158 >>21711150 ...slimes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:39:31 2019 No.21711169 Which species would most appreciate a stereotypical “bad boy” as a husband? We’re all such nerds here, the archetype doesn’t get brought up much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:42:33 2019 No.21711180 >>21711169 Depends on what you mean by "appreciate". I'm certain hellhounds and manticores would appreciate the attitude as much as they'd appreciate breaking the individual carrying that attitude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:43:55 2019 No.21711184 >>21711156 >get to rail your shortstack wife while the same size as her This too has its merits. Would love to do this every now and then to break routine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:46:23 2019 No.21711190 >>21711184 Then she might get the crazy idea to drink a megapotion to become taller than you in shota form!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:46:49 2019 No.21711192 >>21711151 How much time do I get for exposing myself to an officer of the law?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:48:50 2019 No.21711198 >>21711190 >drinks mega potion >only gains an inch >her breasts grow four cup sizes though They just don't learn, do they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:53:50 2019 No.21711214 >>21710974 Looking at those bodies only makes me desire a loli Troll even more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:56:33 2019 No.21711228 Would a Wurm Maid be feasible?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:57:04 2019 No.21711232 >>21711228 Define "feasible".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:57:06 2019 No.21711233 >Catholic Schoolgirl Succubus alone at home, half undressed in her school uniform >There’s a knock at the door >It’s Anon! The Mormon Missionary! >He’s wearing the button up shirt and tie, but his fly is open How does this porno end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:58:06 2019 No.21711239 >>21711214 would loli trolls be like holsts with bigtits even as lolis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:58:28 2019 No.21711241 >>21711233 Sweaty, sticky, and with a whole lot of praising God.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 00:58:39 2019 No.21711243 >>21711233 With a Gremlin shooting a barrage of orgasm rays at them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:00:12 2019 No.21711249 >>21711239 If something has big breasts then it's not a loli period

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:01:01 2019 No.21711255 File: 230 KB, 850x1133, Yaia 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21711249 Thats where your wrong kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:05:37 2019 No.21711279 Where does your daughteru think babies come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:06:20 2019 No.21711284 >>21711243 Before or after the girl next door, the maid, the plumber, the pizza delivery guy, and the firefighter show up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:06:34 2019 No.21711285 >>21711279 Fertilized eggs. She knows where eggs come from, she lays them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:06:44 2019 No.21711286 >>21711279 From the nice stork lady that lives next door

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:07:23 2019 No.21711288 >>21711279 Loving mommies, but the details are left for another time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:07:55 2019 No.21711289 >>21711279 Stork that is summoned via having a daddy's cummies shot into a Mommy's cunny!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:09:15 2019 No.21711294 >>21711279 She knows all about sex anon. She doesn't want any daughterus of her own though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:13:39 2019 No.21711308 >>21711279 It's impossible not to know in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:14:12 2019 No.21711310 >>21710911 >spades are pure martial So you can bully them with magic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:15:55 2019 No.21711316 >>21711310 Until they get close enough to start benching you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:18:22 2019 No.21711325 >>21711310 >yfw the higher rank ones have spell immunity

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:18:42 2019 No.21711327

Imagine how bizarre Monster Girl Tabloids would be. The kind that pent up Kikis would flip through while waiting at the checkout counter. Sex would still be sensationalized, but the details would more openly discussed. What kind of celebrity couples would they look to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:19:34 2019 No.21711332 >>21711310 Probably assuming they aren't set up to be little shits with their "body" build and portal shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:19:42 2019 No.21711333 >>21711308 Are you kidding? Wonderland probably has dozens of bullshit rumors and theories regarding it. Mostly courtesy of the Cheshires I’m sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:20:08 2019 No.21711334 >>21711332 >Wonderland girl >Not set up to be a little shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:22:10 2019 No.21711342 >>21711334 This is true. But I suppose that’s what happens when your god-queen is a mercurial Alice that gets bored easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:23:02 2019 No.21711345 >>21711327 That one chick who went to a Halloween party dressed up as a devil only her devil outfit was made out of the kinky sex stuff she wore in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:23:29 2019 No.21711348 >>21711333 I could see a Cheshire or Hatter deliberately misinforming a sex ed class as a prank, or a March Hare doing so accidentally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:24:21 2019 No.21711353 >>21711327 >local alice only held hands and did not lewd, photographs inside >suspect could not be reached for an interview, lawyer claims she would never do such a thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:24:39 2019 No.21711354 File: 678 KB, 2200x3736, 14357984879354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Satyros 'Cool Wine Aunt'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:25:48 2019 No.21711357 >>21711327 >50 secret techniques that will blow his mind and his dick! The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:25:54 2019 No.21711358 File: 466 KB, 1000x1000, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21711327 >>21711345 >>21711353 The big scoop!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:32:35 2019 No.21711382 >>21711358 I thought life with MGs was peaceful and quiet but these news say otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:34:08 2019 No.21711386 >>21711382 If people want a peaceful and quiet life with MGs then they shouldn’t be my neighbors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:37:24 2019 No.21711399 >>21711386 What if instead of living a quiet life, I want to live in a crazy noisy bizarre town?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:37:42 2019 No.21711400 >>21711354 Aunts are dorky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:39:50 2019 No.21711408 >>21711358 >20 years in the cuddle pit Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:40:30 2019 No.21711411 File: 213 KB, 1000x750, 423417EE-F158-40B5-B523-5916BAA94B45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last sketch page from nano came in!!! This one is of Vellu !

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:42:23 2019 No.21711419 >>21711411 do you have somewhere with all or most of your commissions collected?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:43:38 2019 No.21711422 >>21711411 Nice Rosa costume in the top left

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:48:29 2019 No.21711434 >>21711214 Anon, I've noticed that you really like Trolls. Have you considered getting commissions done?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:49:05 2019 No.21711436 >>21711411 I bet she only uses rodent pokemon!

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:49:25 2019 No.21711437

>>21711419
https://imgur.com/a/SMZEA
https://imgur.com/a/9CQt1iL
https://imgur.com/a/iZpkw5a

Most of my recent comms, though desu I’ve gotten a bit lazy and don’t update the first link anymore. However, most all my comms can be found on my twitter @Geenymous, but I don’t know if you wanna filter through a bunch of other retweets to see them.

>>21711422
Thank you!

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:55:25 2019 No.21711458

What are some variations you can think of for your favorites species? For example:
>high class, sophisticated satyros who only drinks the finest wines and can accurately guess the age
>country satyros that likes to unwind after a long day on the farm with a glass of good whiskey
>dudebro satyros who just wants to pound some brewskis with her bud while watching sportsball
>nerdy satyros that gets shitfaced off of carbonated beverages

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:55:26 2019 No.21711457 >>21711358 Fake news

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:56:23 2019 No.21711460 >>21711437 thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:57:35 2019 No.21711466 >>21711358 >teachers on maternity leave with newly-wed husbands Sounds like that was one hell of a graduation party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:58:35 2019 No.21711470 What would a Satyros do if she had a crush on someone who couldn't drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 01:59:11 2019 No.21711472 >>21711470 Drink for two!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:01:42 2019 No.21711476 >>21711458 >Hermit mad wizard Clubs Trumpart >Reclusive gaming nerd Clubs Trumpart >Autistic artist Clubs Trumpart

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:03:14 2019 No.21711481 >>21711466 Wow, the teachers held back until their students graduated? That's some restraint.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:05:24 2019 No.21711485

>>21711458
>Feral Kiki that cleans using her body instead of with tools
>Prim and Proper Kiki who is the epitome of maid
>Lazy Kiki who does the bare minimum when cleaning
>Purple Kiki who looks at you funny and seems to squirm when you drink from the cup she gave you
>Fresh off the Boat Kiki who just left the motherland, always carries her gun and demands you hide behind her at all times

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:05:27 2019 No.21711486 >>21711457 T.tanuki

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:08:52 2019 No.21711495
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>finish fucking your nacha wife into a cumdrunk stupor
>pull out your phone and start recording her as she spouts ever word of loving affection as she can in between kissing you all over
>afterwards, whenever she gets really uppity with you, you play that video to embarrass her
>she tries to snatch your phone, but you just hold it over her where she can't reach
Nachas are great

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:09:55 2019 No.21711499 >>21711481 Of course. They're teachers first, lusty sex fiends second.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:10:30 2019 No.21711503 >>21711499 Maybe, but it's a close second. Really close.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:11:19 2019 No.21711505 >>21710145 You get to dominate a man sexually without actually fucking a man

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:14:02 2019 No.21711514

>>21711458
>propah dan sath cawntreh girl holstaur
>not-dutch FOB holstaur
>firebush'n'freckled doesn't shy away from mud or hard labor holstaur
>city slicker all her life and new to farming holstaur
>grew up in a family of 9 brothers and the only friends being delinquents with nothing to do but cow tip and raise hell holstaur that doesn't know how to be a lady holstaur
>southern belle holstaur
>dropped on her head when she was young and inherited her moms clumsiness and air headedness hakutaku holstaur
>channels her inner mino 24/7 who's seen too much too quickly too young veteran holstaur

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:14:14 2019 No.21711515 >>21711485 >"Hey, you're not fooling me, shog. You get out of here. This is a kiki only house. The lengths some monsters will go for a master, huh, Kiki?" >you throw your arm around your 7', red skinned maid with the horn in the middle of her forehead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:14:29 2019 No.21711516 >>21711458 >Sadistic kiki dom who likes to jerk master off while berating how much of a maso her master is

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:15:24 2019 No.21711520 >>21711457 >>21711486 t. chipmunk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:35:30 2019 No.21711592 How would you want to meet your waifu if you were naturally always part of the MGE world? What about if you got isekaid? What about if she got isekaid?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:39:04 2019 No.21711605 >>21711592 She swoops down from the sky and asks me for directions. It's not that she's lost, it's just that she's checking if her future subjects know their geography.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:44:12 2019 No.21711618 >>21711592 >bump into her/have her visit my stall/I visit her stall at a swap meet or farmers market and hit it off >come to/arrive on her farm >find her on one of my security checks of the family farm

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:49:14 2019 No.21711630

>>21711592
>I am a guard that's squad is ambushed by my dark brave pslime wife.
>Meet her as a normal human paladin only for her to eventually get pslimed.
>find her being "attacked" by a pslime. Defend her then start a party where she eventually rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 02:54:08 2019 No.21711647 >>21711592 1: pounced during some fishing 2: coming across her near some waterfall if i got dropped innawoods 3: we would never meet if she came here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:10:18 2019 No.21711671 >>21711592 Probably childhood friends. I get isekaid to her farm. She gets isekaid to my farm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:41:23 2019 No.21711737 File: 363 KB, 950x1306, 1562370975946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dead thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:43:01 2019 No.21711747 File: 47 KB, 564x815, Bayonettakini.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21711737 Can't talk, fapping to Bayonetta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:43:20 2019 No.21711753 >>21711592 Meet her somewhere Go out and search for her She gets teleported near me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:47:59 2019 No.21711772 >>21711747 >Kejourou cosplays intensify to bad its going to be tainted by modern western politics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:48:40 2019 No.21711774 >>21711772 I for one look forward to having a Kejorou dominatrix with a British accent making all my life decisions for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:53:41 2019 No.21711788 Heavy Metal monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 03:54:55 2019 No.21711794 >>21711788 Like in Brütal Legend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:06:52 2019 No.21711817 >>21711516 Sometimes a Kiki must take control of her master's sex life to guide him on the right path.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:12:27 2019 No.21711839 >>21711747 When will you ever start writing, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:14:22 2019 No.21711848 >>21711839 Writing what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:14:48 2019 No.21711850 >>21711848 Your space opera thingy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:17:06 2019 No.21711854 >>21711850 I already found background music for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grWRSyptTnk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:19:13 2019 No.21711859 >>21711854 That's your excuse for procrastinating and just browsing Youtubes?

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:23:16 2019 No.21711869
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>>21711859
These things take time. Like I've got this idea about an ancient evil waking up and her lover having died and been reborn in the space age and stuff but I don't know which species would be best for her.
Would a Space Pharaoh be cool? Possibly. A Space Pharaoh who barely understands the science all around her looking for a man among the stars. Just one idea I had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:34:21 2019 No.21711899 >>21711869 That do look nice. So how about start writing now?

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:36:39 2019 No.21711906
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>>21711899
I have no idea how to tie it in with space outlaw and the Dragon who pursues him, obviously.
Or who the outlaw crew are. I need a crew first. With Wrench Wenches and Battle Cattle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:40:19 2019 No.21711917 >>21711906 Eh, fuck space outlaw. You could just write like that Mindflayer one, not tied in to the "main story"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:42:53 2019 No.21711926 File: 634 KB, 1000x2000, Anya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21711917 Then I'm even more lost. Carry on with whatever you were doing and I'll think about things some more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:45:37 2019 No.21711936 >>21711926 No, I'll keep on bothering you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:48:05 2019 No.21711943 >>21711926 Thinking is for the weak, throw darts at ideas and let gravity figure it out for you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 04:50:54 2019 No.21711954 >>21711936 >>21711943 Fine I'm writing. Maybe something will happen next thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:08:40 2019 No.21712006 So who else needs motivation to write or draw?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:12:29 2019 No.21712018 File: 190 KB, 850x1200, D59LK9PUcAAqmp7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21712006 >So who else needs motivation to live?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:15:24 2019 No.21712022 >>21712006 Me, that book isnt going to write itself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:19:06 2019 No.21712032 >>21711774 I generally don't care about kejorous, but I definitely wouldn't be able to resist a dom kej

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:21:15 2019 No.21712039 >>21712022 Books are for nerds Write greentext smut like a normal person

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:23:39 2019 No.21712048

>>21711592
>we'd form a party after beating some thugs that jumped her
>she rescues me from the order. mamono mana likely corrupts me at some level, which means i can't go home without contaminating my world. i then get very depressed and fight the order for the rest of my days
>i find her while hiking at my local trail. i try to get her home before the glowniggers get her. i don't go with her, which breaks her heart
isekais are depressing when you think about how they'd realistically play out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:36:06 2019 No.21712104 >>21712039 No

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 05:55:34 2019 No.21712179 >>21712048 >Don't go with waifu to her world >She comes back years later as yandere warlord. Scary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:03:12 2019 No.21712214 >>21712179 >Punished Wurm >A Wife denied her Husband

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:09:17 2019 No.21712243 >>21712214 >suffering intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:11:49 2019 No.21712250 >>21711592 Travel to Zipangu and become study buddies with her. She finds me and realizes I'm not from around here and takes me in to learn more. She looks for some shelter and lands on my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:34:23 2019 No.21712312 >>21710590 Punishment time! 30 min of fluffing per tail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:36:36 2019 No.21712318 >>21712006 I need motivation to not end it all right now let alone writing or drawing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 06:48:35 2019 No.21712344 >>21712318 If I can do it so can you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:06:02 2019 No.21712409 Learn to gain dragonball level strength and speed so you can match punches with an ogre or Oni

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:09:24 2019 No.21712428

Anons help, I’ve spent the last eight or nine hours thinking about mouse pussy. I’ve been thinking about big, fat, mouse thugs that are just strong enough to pull an anon into a dirty alleyway and take turns fucking him into a wall while filling his body with different types of illegal aphrodisiacs. I’ve been thinking about oppai Loli mouse imoutos who all share your bed with you and mumble to themselves about how much they want to marry their onii-chan in their sleep, and how they all compete over each other to get your affection. I’ve also been thinking about having a pack of fat-bottomed nazrin-like neighbors who are just entering their first heat, and are desperately confessing their love to you climbing over each other so they can try to steal a kiss or even just get to rub themselves against you. And I’ve also been having fantasies about getting blackmailed by big, strong, ratogre mice and getting forced to eat them out on their desks after school as they snap photos of their new ‘dildo’ and post them on social media for the rest of the school to see. I just love mice too fucking much. I think I have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:10:38 2019 No.21712434 Throw prompts into the air lads, lets see what you got!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:13:40 2019 No.21712455 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, Anubis wahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21712434 I've got exposition and a reference to an older story nobody else will remember exists. https://pastebin.com/psP5MwHp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:13:54 2019 No.21712459 >>21712434 >tough as nails Ushi Oni finds a compassionate, caring, fearful side to herself when her husband (that she kidnapped) turns out to be chronically ill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:14:46 2019 No.21712462 >>21712434 Orc's setting ip their hi-orc leader to lose so the can all fuck the guy they like

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:19:48 2019 No.21712492 >>21712434 Yeti sensitive to the cold has to adjust to her new life in the desert, she needs to find a husband and help the townspeople overcome the shock of a desert Yeti

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:21:40 2019 No.21712502 >>21712459 Ushis that have a gentle or calm demeanor, but with the classic ushi rape train trait bubbling beneath the surface turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:32:37 2019 No.21712566 >>21712434 A recently blinded lizardman sets out to become the greatest swordsman and masseur she can be but is sidetracked when she meets a deeply in debt anon in a gambling house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:34:25 2019 No.21712576 >>21712566 I also like Zatoichi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:35:57 2019 No.21712584 >>21712428 >oppai Loli Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:36:17 2019 No.21712586 >>21712566 Does she have massive breasts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:37:36 2019 No.21712598 >>21712434 High class uppity vampire meets misanthropic jerk and gets thoroughly offended (and strangely attracted)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:39:39 2019 No.21712613 File: 144 KB, 535x1000, 6cb2d7cee6c17778005cb4efb725ec37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21712576 It makes for a good plot to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:41:31 2019 No.21712628 >>21712434 Door to do saleswoman succubus that sells branded DE batteries

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:43:15 2019 No.21712637 >>21712434 Pharaoh takes interest in the peasant man that paid no attention to her when she called for all around her to kneel with her god voice and just went about his day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:44:59 2019 No.21712646 >>21712434 Husbands of living armours, phantoms and elemental spirits treating their wives like jojo stands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 07:45:32 2019 No.21712650 >>21712434 Adventuring party of a Holstaur healer, Hakutaku mage, Minotaur berserker, and their knight/paladin husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:19:10 2019 No.21712866 Zombie Mom and her Wight Daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:41:41 2019 No.21712966 >>21712866 Ice Queen mom and Tsurara daughter oyakodon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:47:00 2019 No.21712994 >>21711515 >Anon has dozens of other maids, and calls them all Kiki >None of them are actually Kikis I’d watch this anime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:54:31 2019 No.21713023 >>21712613 to this day there is still a ks thread in vg Just what do they even talk about at this point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 08:55:41 2019 No.21713029 >>21713023 Why not read the thread and find out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:05:22 2019 No.21713083 File: 121 KB, 1095x1200, dead hours.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:06:00 2019 No.21713087 >>21712866 Goddamn that's surprisingly adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:07:30 2019 No.21713092 >>21713087 The mom tries her best and luckily she can depend on her doting husband to help. You can tell she loves her daughter more than the world even if she isn't the best at showing it due to her slowness

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:18:04 2019 No.21713137 >>21713023 It’s just a social group circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:24:01 2019 No.21713160 File: 101 KB, 720x1084, DdSE6bYVwAAK42V.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21713023 Foxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:26:21 2019 No.21713170 File: 842 KB, 3434x4096, D6e3Xp9XsAsbMlU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75773955

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:34:23 2019 No.21713207 >>21712428 How mice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:36:59 2019 No.21713222 >>21712428 I have some impressive thoughts myself but I'll save them for next thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:37:17 2019 No.21713224 >>21713207 Go to bed Charon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:40:24 2019 No.21713236 >>21713224 Charon is the best I love punny girls and she is the type of girl to make me die laughing

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:52:18 2019 No.21713273

>>21711592
>Get lost, stumble in a Wonderland, be awkward in most cases, she sees I'm lost and pulls me into her cardrealm because she wants a friend.
>Get lost, stumble into a Wonderland, she uses her magic to scan anyone who comes in, finds my interest in /tg/ stuff interesting, kidnaps me to teach her about it
>She gets overwhelmed by this world, and uses scrying magic to find if someone in this strange world is compatible with her. I wake up one day with a giant clubs-suit card propped against my wall and a girl in strange clothing laying on top of me like it was perfectly normal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 09:54:07 2019 No.21713279 >>21712428 Bruh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:04:32 2019 No.21713311 >>21713137 Do you think well ever become that if kc quit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:05:02 2019 No.21713315 >>21713029 Fick that shit

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:19:31 2019 No.21713370

>>21712866
>Zombie Mom
>can’t really do much but always tries her best
>can only really cook toast in the kitchen so she’s been known to toast a whole loaf of bread while husband is cooking breakfast because she wants to help
>Wight daughteru calls her ‘Mombie’ when she thinks no one is listening
It’s so goddamn sweet I think I have diabetes now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:20:16 2019 No.21713373 File: 764 KB, 1304x1400, 75039392_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GremLim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:20:34 2019 No.21713374 >>21712994 >there’s actually one Kikimora in the bunch >but her master is convinced she’s a doppelgänger or some other monster taking the form of a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:23:07 2019 No.21713385 >tfw no alpbro to help find a husband >tfw he won't use his succ connections to help you find a wife >tfw you won't be good bros who double-date

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:25:31 2019 No.21713398 lick brown tummies!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:26:16 2019 No.21713400 >>21713315 >Fick It's alright anon, your mother isn't around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:30:28 2019 No.21713412 >>21713311 Fortunately we have discords for that kind of junk to be offloaded to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:31:28 2019 No.21713414 >>21713398 What if i am the brownman, does the monster lick my tummy instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:31:31 2019 No.21713416 >>21713373 Looks nice, but what does she do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:32:23 2019 No.21713421 File: 1.40 MB, 2624x2188, 75640257_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keep cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:34:28 2019 No.21713428 >>21713400 IM GONNA SAY IT FECK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:36:24 2019 No.21713439 File: 2.73 MB, 1750x2660, C697362E-862E-4A24-A72D-6EE55D40D4B3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21713428 Peck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:39:24 2019 No.21713450 What we need is the monster that shows her feralness when triggered. Like emotionally repressed salamander that goes wild in the fight. Or a kunoichi that makes dramatic rants when annoyed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:41:35 2019 No.21713456 >tfw no Hearts March Hare wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:41:43 2019 No.21713460 What is the best song to help with worth? I want a monster to sing it to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:42:23 2019 No.21713466 File: 87 KB, 934x1000, D1uy4zqWoAcP0cM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21713428

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:42:31 2019 No.21713468 >>21713370 That's so sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:43:51 2019 No.21713473 File: 127 KB, 320x240, MarchHare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21713456 One who just loves keeping you in a state of bliss, resting on her thighs are she feeds you delicious confections she baked herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:46:11 2019 No.21713481 >>21713473 And weaving through each others' words with playful double and triple entendres, having layers upon layers of conversations at once, as though we were speaking our own secret language!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:48:56 2019 No.21713495 Friendly reminder that Oppai "lolis" are never true lolis and marune should be removed from Sabbath

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:50:21 2019 No.21713499 >>21713400 Mother is always watching

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:51:00 2019 No.21713501 >>21713495 Honestly I can’t imagine why you’d ever want an oppai loli over a shortstack. Like the only difference is that oppai lolis are grossly disproportionate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:51:58 2019 No.21713503 >>21713499 Should I watch that mommy isekai?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 10:52:41 2019 No.21713504 >>21713460 https://youtu.be/oG0a9WFkgzU

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:00:02 2019 No.21713526
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>>21713503
Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:01:30 2019 No.21713534 >>21713481 >>21713473 Do you think she'd want me all to herself, or do you think another Wonderland girl would end up involved?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:02:58 2019 No.21713541 >>21713534 Sounds like you’re really asking if you would want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:04:42 2019 No.21713552 >>21713541 I might. I mean, any more than two or three girls would definitely be too much, but I love FFM threesomes, and there are so many lovely girls in Wonderland...

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:10:30 2019 No.21713588

Since thread is gonna bite the dust soon i figured i'd share another new comm of the mice. I usually don't put 'warning' in front of commissions but this stuff is actually kinda d-tier titty-stuff, so don't pop 'em open if that isn't your cup of tea!

https://i.imgur.com/fUHHFVq.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/040ex4r.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/AOqy2uT.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Oyb2ZtL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dydNxcV.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/FXONQJB.jpg

Plus an extra 1-hour drawing the artist threw in for fun.

https://i.imgur.com/j6zMHVx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:14:36 2019 No.21713608 >>21713503 Isekai is garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:18:10 2019 No.21713622 >>21713552 Well, I sincerely doubt that a March Hare is going to care in any negative way if you want that. As long as she gets to participate. Horny buns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:21:40 2019 No.21713633 >>21713622 What you want FTM threesomes ?>>21713622

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:24:07 2019 No.21713640 >>21713588 Excellent work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:29:55 2019 No.21713668 >>21713588 Mouse milking, wew.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:36:05 2019 No.21713697 >>21713668 How else are you gonna make cheese?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:38:37 2019 No.21713705 File: 302 KB, 456x595, mge__monster_girl_encyclopedia___sphinx_2_by_adelineleona_dd98mi6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's her problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:39:28 2019 No.21713710 >>21713705 Nobody remembers her and only cares about the Neurosis-Jackal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:40:21 2019 No.21713715 >>21713588 DO NOT milk your kids

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:40:29 2019 No.21713716 >>21713588 Perfect. Now the real question is which mouse makes the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:43:25 2019 No.21713728 >>21713715 Communication failed, milking mice mammaries.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:46:44 2019 No.21713740

>>21713716
The wife! She's got a pregnancy under her belt and of the three she's the one with the most sensitive breasts. And everyone knows sensitive tits make the most milk!

>>21713715
Sorry anon, but I gotta taste my girls' milk. Drinking it straight from the tap!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:46:56 2019 No.21713742 >>21713622 Of course. But what would be the best second girl? A dormouse, maybe? Or a jubjub? Maybe a cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:48:43 2019 No.21713748 >>21713710 Definitely wrong. I’d say they’re my favorite Desert MGs alongside Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:48:53 2019 No.21713750 >>21713740 What does mouse milk taste like? Does each one of yours have a different taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:49:22 2019 No.21713754 >>21713705 You forgot her birthday! And her name! Who is she again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:50:13 2019 No.21713757 >>21713748 I wish we had art of a Khepri marching band.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:50:45 2019 No.21713761 >>21713742 Jubjub is the closest match probably, though at that point it becomes a competition for time-on-dick. Cheshires could work well too but I bet there’d be significant bunny teasing involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:50:53 2019 No.21713762 >>21713742 JubJubs best Wonderland girl, I’m gonna make sure none of them ever have to sit on a stump somewhere!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:53:22 2019 No.21713777 File: 757 KB, 1280x1237, tumblr_ptywjfhonH1u4o4koo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's in that syringe?

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:55:32 2019 No.21713789

>>21713750
Can't say i've given that much thought. Some aspects of the girls i try not to think about too much, because i imagine i'd never be able to nail it down until i hopefully meet them in the next life! Though i will say, i have had fantasies about squeezing all their breasts together into a single cup so i could mix their milk together and drink it in front of all of them! I don't know why, but i imagine that'd make all of them pretty wet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:57:58 2019 No.21713796 >>21713777 Mana

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:58:41 2019 No.21713800 >>21713789 Would they be embarrassed if you made them drink it too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 11:59:16 2019 No.21713805 >>21713777 Cranberry juice, apparently.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:00:40 2019 No.21713813 >>21713777 Probably an aphrodisiac to help you with your ‘samples’. It’s just an excuse to get pregnant because she’s almost 40 and doesn’t have a husband or family to show for it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:04:53 2019 No.21713836

>>21713800
The dormouse would definitely be embarrassed by it, but still enjoy it's taste! The wife would want to experiment with different ratios of milk, and enjoy milking her daughters right in front of me during the whole process. The large mouse would want to add my 'milk' to it first, and probably go into heat as soon as the drink touched her lips, or have a small orgasm on the spot!

Also, thanks for being curious anon. It's fun to talk about stuff like this! But i've gotta call the conversation over now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:05:32 2019 No.21713842 >>21713762 Jubjubs are really nice. A Clubs Jubjub, maybe? >>21713761 Bunny teasing with a cheshire could be very fun!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:07:02 2019 No.21713848 >>21713836 Thanks for sharing anon, waifu chats are the comfiest discussions around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:13:19 2019 No.21713880 I ran out of words

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:14:40 2019 No.21713885 >>21713880 Eat a dictionary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:15:35 2019 No.21713889 >>21713880 >>21713885 So that’s why Wurm-chan isn’t allowed in the library anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:16:37 2019 No.21713894 >>21713762 >sit on a stump somewhere What the hell are you going on about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:19:49 2019 No.21713909 >>21713160 Why is putting your dick in crazy always so tempting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:20:53 2019 No.21713916 >>21713909 You call that crazy? She’s slightly unbalanced at worst.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 17 12:23:45 2019 No.21713930 File: 580 KB, 700x1025, 70919935_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21713916 >"slightly" unbalanced

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