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I come from the future.

>> No.2165279

No silly hat.
Goku will die

>> No.2165280

how is douk noukem forever

>> No.2165286

Can you upload Tsukihime 2 HCGs?

>> No.2165287

inb4shitstorm

>> No.2165293

>>2165287
inafterslowpoke

>> No.2165306

Does Mima return in touhou 14

>> No.2165312

How's Otome Function?

>> No.2165314

>>2165279
He already has. Twice. Still didn't stop him.

>> No.2165316

>>2165287
Goku cant pernakill Tenshi. Tenshi cant kill Goku.
Tenshi wins

hit me more.jpg

>> No.2165321

>>2165314
He will be reborn as something weak before his friends can gather the dragonballs.

>> No.2165323

>>2165312
I don't know what that is.

>> No.2165327

>>2165323
It's a VN where you fuck BOSSU

>> No.2165329

>>2165321
But a halo is kind of a hat, or hair ornament, no?
So if he dies from no hat, and gets a hat from death, what happens?

>> No.2165333
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2165333

Yuyuko vs Goko!

Who will win [spoiler eating contest[/spoiler]?

>> No.2165334

>Goku cant pernakill Tenshi.
source?

>> No.2165335
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>> No.2165337

>>2165333
Nice failspoiler.
also goku wins, since hungry Yuyuko is stupid fanon bullshit, while Goku eating like a pig is canon

>> No.2165340

>>2165329
Wasnt there something about LOL DONT DIE WHEN YOU ARE DEAD OR IT WILL BE FINALLY OVER?
He wont die with halo hat!

>>2165334
Because they can only be killed by Shinigami

>> No.2165343

>>2165337
Then Goku vs Luffy

>> No.2165354

>>2165335
Stop posting EX Wriggle

>> No.2165356

>>2165337
Stage 2 of Imperishable Night would like to have a word with you.

>> No.2165357

a huge ass goku!!!

>> No.2165358

>Because they can only be killed by Shinigami
source?
Also if that's the case, then what happens when they're brutally disemboweled or blasted into tiny molecules? Hourai elixir-like regeneration, or what?

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>>2165335
NOT THIS PICTURE AGAIN

>> No.2165365

I can't wait for the DBZ remake. It starts on April 5.

>> No.2165367

>>2165358
Komachi.

They pop up in heaven again. Dont ask me what happens when Goku destroys heaven please.

>> No.2165368

Where's my daily dose

>> No.2165370

>>2165356
Yes, I know where this meme started, thanks for pointing it out. My point still stands.

>> No.2165375

>>2165367
So what happens when Goku destroys heaven?

>> No.2165376
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>>2165368
here

>> No.2165380

>>2165375
Goku will be raped by a dragon.

>> No.2165383

>>2165376
Oh FFS, here we go again.

>> No.2165384

>>2165365
How many episodes will the remake have?

>> No.2165385

>>2165384
I think he is talking about the live action movie

>> No.2165388

what is goku gohan do with the blue haired chick?

i'm just saiyan that it wouldn't be very appropriate to heh u know...

>> No.2165390
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>>2165380
>Goku
>Raped by a touhouverse Dragon

>> No.2165391

>>2165380
He's stronger than dragons.

He EATS dragons.

>> No.2165394

>>2165390
>>2165391
Arent they durrhurr omnipotent?

>> No.2165399

>>2165375
Sikieiki will ask him to stop. Moralfags tend to get along.

>> No.2165400

>>2165385
No, they are actually going to air remastered DBZ episodes in Japan with some new scenes and no fillers.

>> No.2165402

>>2165394
HELL NO.
Where'd you get a stupid idea like that?

>> No.2165403

>>2165400
Im going to watch that without nostalgica goggles

>> No.2165410

>>2165402
/jp/

>> No.2165418

>>2165394
Nope.
Anything that cannot instant kill goku by some gimmick technicality or that cannot be killed no matter what, like Mokou, will be effortlessly raped by goku.
The power creeping in DBZ is insanely retarded.

>> No.2165419

Would Yorihimes lolfan do damage to Goku?
It rapes shit on molecular level

>> No.2165430

>>2165419
It would not touch him.
Goku is near-invincible.
Stop trying.
No one outside of maybe Yukari (if some border gimmick can make him dead or something) or Yuyuko (unless deathgimmick doesn't affect non-humans) can hurt Goku.

>> No.2165433

>>2165418
Shonen rule #367
invincible pocket fighters.Mokou will give him some trouble

>> No.2165446

They're making live action DBZ???!

They're remastering DBZ episodes??!!!

>> No.2165468

>>2165430
He never faced a weapon like this. How can you be sure?

>> No.2165475

Goku is a nice guy he would go easy on them.

>> No.2165495

>>2165376
>yuka-vs-boo.jpg
lol.

>> No.2165503 [SPOILER] 
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2165503

Daer Goku,
I hate you so fucking much! I hope you die a horrible death, then reincarnate so you can die another horrible eath.
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I... FUCKING... HATE... YOU!

>> No.2165505

>>2165468
Because Goku is stupidly powerful. This goes for defense as well. He could take a nuke in the face and come out unscathed, aside from radiation.
This is just not a fair matchup.

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>>2165505
ITT Touhoues able to kill Goku
GTFO TRUNKS!

>> No.2165531

So, how would Goku kill Tenshi?
...Tenshi isn't inmune to death, admit it.

>> No.2165533

couldn't they just lift up their skirts and win?

goku would be shocked by NO BALLS and retreat

>> No.2165534

>>2165531
Tenshi told him to punch her full power

>> No.2165541

>>2165533
>>2165534
And Goku says he came from the future, to kill and rape her body.

>> No.2165544

>>2165533
He does know about this shit by now. He has kids, remember?

>> No.2165551

>>2165505

>aside from radiation.
>radiation

Doubt that would hurt him. After all Saiyans have been shown to survive in space multiple times without any kind of protection. Even throwing a nuke at the guy is the equal to throwing a single cell at him. His clothes might get messed up a bit however,if you want to see Goku's penis dangling a bit while he proceeds to fuck your shit up.

>> No.2165552

>>2165541
Goku would never say this. He would not fight any touhoue. He would warp straight to hell and become Sikieikis best friend.

>> No.2165553

>>2165533
As a kid, maybe. Then again, child goku could be beaten by a lot of people.
>>2165516
Would need specifics on how an "ability to manipulate disease" works. If it's like Yuyuko's "just think about it and it works instantly", then yes, I suppose she could aids him (and then quickly die) and Goku would eventually succumb to it. If not, then no.

>> No.2165555

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqGtTWNcBPo

obligatory nsfw yuri on youtube sage

>> No.2165560

>>2165552
Oh...I forgot.
That's not Goku, it's Gohan.

>> No.2165561

>>2165551
DO NOT WANT!

Yuyuko, Yukari, Suika (not sure if there where black holes in DBZ) and Yaname could kill him.
Kaguya could seal him.
This or teleport like movement > one hit K.O.

Everyone else better not piss him off.

>> No.2165562

>>2165551
Goku's clothes have survived things much tougher than a nuke.
And even when they do eventually give in (which leads to the inevitable spirit bomb, which apparently has to be done bare-chested), his pants have never failed him.
Goku's invincible pants > nuke.

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>>2165276
>>2165280
>>2165286
>>2165306
>>2165312
>>2165314
>>2165321
>>2165329
>>2165337
>>2165340
>>2165358
>>2165367
>>2165375
>>2165376
>>2165380
>>2165390
>>2165391
>>2165394
>>2165399
>>2165400
>>2165402
>>2165403
>>2165418
>>2165430
>>2165505
>>2165531
>>2165533
>>2165534
>>2165541
>>2165544
>>2165551
>>2165552
>>2165553
>>2165560
HURR DURR DERP DURP HURP

>> No.2165571

>>2165553
Unknown like 95% of all touhou hax abilities

>> No.2165575 [DELETED] 

Mannosuke for the resue. Dude would scare Goku to death

>> No.2165579

Mannosuke for the rescue. Dude would scare Goku to death

>> No.2165583

>>2165575
They would end as friends, then harem rape ending triggers with Tenshi.

>> No.2165584
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>>2165503
awwwwww patchu ;_;

where does this Patchu likes freezer thing come from?

>> No.2165593

>>2165584
They're both FINAL TOUHOU 12: UFO BOSSES.

>> No.2165594

>Yuyuko, Yukari, Suika (not sure if there where black holes in DBZ) and Yaname could kill him.
Yuyuko maybe (still ambiguous as to whether she can gib mortals or just humans), Yukari maybe, Suika no, Yaname maybe.
>Kaguya could seal him.
No. Unless she can do it INSTANTLY.

What you have to consider in an anything vs Goku debate is that he can, in addition to killing you in a single hit, move and strike at ludicrous speeds. As in, if you are in his field of view and he wants to hit you, it'll be done near instantly. You don't have time to prepare anything or react to anything, you are dead. Anything below "just will it, just think about it and it happens THIS very moment, in full effect" will not work.

>> No.2165597

Just a random question: Will our touhoues get a trainings arc before they have to fight?

>> No.2165603

>>2165561

>(not sure if there where black holes in DBZ)

The Dead Zone was a black hole.......I think. It sucked up people and sealed them away with no way of them getting out. And Gohan destroyed and even resisted such a thing after the Frieza saga. Goku should easily be able to do the same. Especially if we're taking into consideration of fucking GT.

>>2165570

troll.jpg

More like

FUCKMANDBZTHISSHITBRINGSMEBACK.jpg

>> No.2165613

>>2165594
Once the spell is casted it is over for him. + Kaguya will get back up given some time.

But this is impossible since Kaguya cannot be bothered to do some work.

>> No.2165616

>>2165603
Dead Zone was filler?

>> No.2165625

>>2165613
Wait, wasn't it Eirin that sealed the earth?
Since when can Kaguya seal anything?

>> No.2165626

>>2165613
Untill he breaks it by yelling really loud or powering up alot.

>> No.2165628
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2165628

How about mindfuck? Will this work?

And Flandre could blow his brain up.

>> No.2165637

>>2165625
Manipulation of Eternity

>>2165626
Time is frozen for him. He does not even know he is frozen in time.

Another insta wind ability. HOWEVER we do not know how powerful this is thanks to ZUN.

>> No.2165642

>>2165628
Not instant

>> No.2165644

>>2165628
saved.

At least one good thing out of this thread

>> No.2165648

Everyone with hax ability coukd defeat him.

remember DBZs holding back style of fighting.

>> No.2165661

>>2165648
You serious? all I remember was Vegeta doing that, and all the others always went frenzy mode, punching everything to pieces, anyways.

>> No.2165666

>>2165628
Fist-clenching is required for that.
Take too much time. Goku wins.

>> No.2165668

>>2165661
OH HI I HAVE 2 ANOTHER SSJ STAGE LEFT!
OH HI I JUST USED 10% OF MY POWER!

Thi pissed me off so much. XX chapters passed and they are still going easy...

>> No.2165682

>>2165668
XD

>> No.2165686

>>2165661
Afterlife tournament.
Goku didn't go SSJ until the end of the final match.

>> No.2165692

>>2165666
He would stare and prepare to net some grazing points

>> No.2165698

OP should feel ashamed for such unbalanced matchups.
DBZ characters are used for powerlevel threads in AMG- or Tenshi Miyoverse

>> No.2165709

I would be more interested to see Muten Roshi in gensokyo

>> No.2165718

>Everyone with hax ability coukd defeat him.

>remember DBZs holding back style of fighting.

BECAUSE PEOPLE IN TOUHOU NEVER HOLD BACK AT ALL, RIGHT?

>> No.2165720
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>>2165668
meet >>2165698

>> No.2165721

>Roshi in gensokyo
He'd die of nosebleeding.

>> No.2165722

>>2165718
people of gensokyo never fight seriously at all.

>> No.2165726
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>>2165709
bring him too!

>> No.2165729

>>2165720
How do you measure that anyways?
I mean, I understand going easy, but EXACTLY 50% ? Really?

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>>2165722

>> No.2165735

>>2165729
50% of 1/1000 Hild.
Bitch is made of hax.

>> No.2165755

>>2165584
Both are purple'ish and love to throw huge ass fireballs.

>> No.2165758

>>2165755
Cant unthink Fangirl Patchu

>> No.2165762

If there's any DBZ character that is capable of preforming bullet hell on comparison with the touhou character, that would be Vegeta.

>> No.2165770

>>2165762
He even has final spark!

>> No.2165775

So where is my image of Nitori with energy scouter?

>> No.2165778

Piccolo and his silly turban will win.

>> No.2165792

Over 100 replies and still no sakuya_butt_on_goku.jpg?

>> No.2165799

>>2165792
Why would we do such a horrible thing?

I just want my Nitori over 9000 image.

>> No.2165805

>>2165762
I dunno, Piccolo has this ballin' danmaku-like move he used against android FaggyMcFag where he threw a bunch of balls around him and then they all converged on him.

Though Reimu would just stream it.

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sup

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>>2165825

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>>2165579
Maybe not, but I believe we could guarantee a good fight. Possibly establishing a manly friendship after they finish pushing each other to their limits in combat.

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All villians are defeated > Goku became a NEET

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A newcomer has appeared.
Cho-Marisa vs Goku.

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