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I really want to be a buddhist and a vegan, but I can’t think about living everyday without meat like this.

>> No.21605156
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I want to cuddle with mom naked!

>> No.21605198 [DELETED] 
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Byakuren is obese and has hairy armpits.

>> No.21605203

horrible post

>> No.21605221

Link to the uncensored version?

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>> No.21605237

I can't believe that for once reverse image search actually worked. Thank you for reminding me that it exists, anon.

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>> No.21606140
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>> No.21606145

mom's belly!

>> No.21606335
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Imagine the soft

>> No.21606892

If Byakuren was my mom things would be different around here.

>> No.21606927
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How? What would your life be like if Byakuren were your mom?

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>> No.21609019
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Just a Boobs. No games.

>> No.21609321
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best mom

>> No.21610520
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I just want her to hold me and tell me that everything will be alright.

>> No.21610572
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Stomachs are NSFW now?

>> No.21610845
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I want Byakuren to nurse me back to health when I get sick

>> No.21610953

Getting an enema, a spongebath and a diaper change from nurse mom!

>> No.21610973

For one, he wouldn't know about sex.

At least until mum left him alone at home with Murasa one day...

>> No.21610984
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I want Murasa and Nue to deprive me of my innocence.

>> No.21611047
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Byakuren helping you get a good night's rest by offering you her milk!

>> No.21611064

They'll just kill you for lulz, I don't think you want that

>> No.21611117
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They're not evil. The worst they'd do is kill your selfconfidence by making fun of your small pp.

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If she's offering, it would be rude of me to refuse! Even if it's risky to drink a lot before going to bed.

>> No.21611141
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Nue is definitely evil. As for Murasa, she's a lot more friendly, but that's only if you consider phantoms trustworthy.

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They're both reformed to the point where they wouldn't kill a human for fun anymore. Sure, Nue can and will be cruel and there'd still be no guarantee that she wouldn't hurt you mentally or physically, but enduring her crude remarks or kicks to the groin is a lot better alternative to dying.

>> No.21611255

Merciless thighs and endless intercrural. Truly a loathsome fate.

>> No.21611263
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If Nue ever tries to Sumata you, just tell mom and she'll give her a talking to and it wont happen again.

>> No.21611308

It's too late, I am already a sumata slave.

>> No.21611370
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That wont do. She will not allow Nue to harrass you any longer after she finds out.

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This thread needs to be purged

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>> No.21612209

Realistically speaking, how would one maintain a relationship with Byakuren when she's constantly surrounded by mischievous youkai?

>> No.21613353

I want Byakuren to spank me

>> No.21613376
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Go see Eirin and ask her to make you a drug that will regress your age to the point where you cannot feasibly take care of yourself. When she hands you a medical form, write "Hijiri Byakuren" under guardian. This way it will be almost impossible not to maintain a relationship with her since you'll be spending the majority of every day with her as she cares for you. The only downside is that lewding will not be present in said relationship.

>> No.21614188
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What would an average day with Byakuren look like?

>> No.21615237
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Calm down Taishi, your wife is going to give you attention too.

>> No.21615244

delete this

>> No.21615254
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That's not his wife, though.

>> No.21615291

What is happening here?

>> No.21615292

Okay but does she have a shota fetish?

>> No.21615324
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Technically Matarajin and Shotoku are Kokoro's parents, so that means...
What is this weird royal polyamory shit???

>> No.21616968

But what if anon wants to be a sumata slave?

>> No.21616988

He should pay Kaguya a visit

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I eagerly await namakos next work.

>> No.21617307
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I don't want to sleep alone. Would Byakuren mind if I slept in the same bed as her?

>> No.21617359
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Koakuma kumata?
Or Koakumata for short.

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She wouldn't but her bed's meant for one person. It might get crowded if two people tried to sleep in it together.

>> No.21617439
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Oh, then I guess I'll sleep alone. I don't want Byakuren to lose sleep because of me! Or start to sweat from the temperature!

>> No.21617563
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She'll find a way to make it so that you two can comfortably share a bed. After all, she's proficient in magic and the answer to >>21615292's question is yes.

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Well okay, if Byakuren says so! I just don't want her to feel like I'm ruining her sleep quality, I'd feel really bad if she started rolling around in bed or waking up constantly.. I just feel safer with her by my side

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She'll sleep a lot more soundly knowing that you'e safe.

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What if I'm so scared that just one person isn't enough, and I need all the Myouren temple members in bed with me to feel safe?

>> No.21620624
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They probably already sleep in the same room, so it's only a matter of pushing the beds together. It's gonna be comfy as hell to sleep in the same bed together with everyone, especially during the winter when it's cold outside. Imagine how soft and nice it would feel to cuddle with these two.

>> No.21620957

And what if even that's not enough, what if I'm so terrified to the core of my being, to the point that all my thoughts are pure existential dread, that I want the taoists to come over too?

>> No.21620981

>buddhist and a vegan
Buddhists were not vegans
They were Vegetarians and drunk milk, ate cheese if offered by the common folk even meat (if it was not slain for them specifically). But rarely.

Not Vegans, veganism is a modern idiocy.

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uh oh

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Taoists out. They may come to visit occasionally, but they'll never overstay their welocme.

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Nonsense! The Taoist stays. Hijiri needs to look after her.

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If that's the case, then I'm sure mama Byakuren will find a way for all of you to fit in a single bed.

>> No.21624136

go away vorefags

>> No.21624285
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There's no vore here...

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>> No.21625135
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>> No.21625211

Would Byakuren be okay with breastfeeding?

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I don't see why not. Those milkjugs of hers need to be emptied on a regular basis.

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Damn. I meant that I don't see why she would mind. Meaning she'd be okay with it.

>> No.21625382
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I want to eat my cereal and make pancakes with Byakuren's milk!

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Her milk might be too lean to be used to make proper pancakes though.

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I guess you're right. Oh well, more milk before bedtime then!

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I want Byakuren to find me in an alleyway on a rainy night and shelter me, then tell me no one will hurt or leave me ever again

>> No.21629240
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Imagine if she gave you a bath to wash off all the dirt from being on the streets so long, spoonfed you dinner while you sat in her lap and then letting you sleep in her bed while hugging you.

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I want to repay Byakuren in any way I can for being such a humble and caring lady! I'll do any chore she asks and doesn't ask me to do!

>> No.21631336
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I really wonder what sort of chores they'd have at the temple. They have a lot of people living in there, so I guess they'd find something for you to help out in.

>> No.21631342

You can become the temple's Sakuya I guess

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God I wish that were me

>> No.21635352

I volunteer to do all of the laundry.

>> No.21635370
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Imagine getting to sniff mom's used panties every laundry day! The best chore in the whole temple.

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is this coincidence or fate?

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Please do not do such a thing! If Byakuren finds out she will not be happy!!

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Bishamonten would not approve of this violence.

>> No.21637085
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Getting a spanking from her seems more like a reward than a punishment.

>> No.21637124
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You won't be saying that when it'll hurt to sleep, walk, and sit. After the punishment's done you can expect Byakuren to make you sit on her lap and make you tell her what was it that you did wrong whilst being forced to make eye contact

>> No.21640113
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If she hurt me enough to make me cry, at least I'd get to experience her comforting me, right? And would she tell the others of what I did or keep it a secret? If it were a real harsh punishment, she'd make me stand infront of everyone in the temple and make me tell them what I did.

>> No.21640435

spankfaggots please leave

>> No.21642663
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Byakuren would keep it between you and her as it was the first time. You'll only be comforted before bedtime and after promising her you won't do it ever again. If you do it again expect even more degrading punishments

>> No.21642679
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What would those more degrading punishments be? And what if she caught me sniffing the panties of someone else, like Ichirin or Murasa?

>> No.21643189
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It is irrelevant whose underwear you sniff, it is inappropriate. Punishments include (but are not limited to) public spanking, forced to run errands with a sign tackled on your chest that says "I sniff the underwear of the person who shelters me", and requiring to address yourself as a "shameless pervert" whenever someone talks to you

>> No.21643373
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I don't want to make her disappointed in me if she shelters and feeds me. But surely she must understand that males have needs that can be hard to control, especially around someone as attractive as her.

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This thread needs some taoism

>> No.21643698
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The least you can do for her is show some self-control. Your inability to contain your hedonism is not an excuse to act inappropriately. She'd either laugh or be shocked by your excuse.

>> No.21646366
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But being near her would make any man's penis go doki doki... What is she going to do about that?

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I don't think Byakuren would pay attention to your sausage going doki doki. Unless of course you start flaunting it around or doing something weird, then expect punishment again.

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What if instead of flaunting it around I'd embarassingly whisper it to her ear, so nobody else would hear? Not even the other lustful youkai of the temple.

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Byakuren doesn't need to know that, and it'd be better if you kept that perception to yourself

>> No.21648439
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But I just wanna be honest! Isn't a lie by omission still a lie? What if she asks me how my day is going, you could say me getting an erection is part of the day, in that case it would be a sin not to tell her about this! Surely she thinks so too!

>> No.21648527
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There wouldn't be any flaunting at my size. I don't know how she'd react to seeing it, but I know damn well that if Nue or Murasa were to see it, I'd never hear the end of it and eventually die of embarrassment.

>> No.21648569

Not even the Dali Lama is a vegetarian.

>> No.21648621
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Lying by omission would be you saying you didn't sniff Byakuren's panties because you were busy tending the garden, whilst omitting the fact you walked by the laundry a couple of hours beforehand. Not mentioning you have an erection isn't you lying about your day, since you're not trying to redirect her to suggest you do not have an erection, it's just standard etiquette. You can try to tell her if you want, but it wouldn't be surprising if she just told you not to mention such obscenity again