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2156418 No.2156418[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Let's have a Haiku thread:

I fapped to loli
stop right there, criminal scum
shit mom, I'm sorry

>> No.2156421

seems too Japanese for me. I'll pass.

>> No.2156427

I sit down here
Reading many loli threads
Want more erection

>> No.2156428

I am ronery
I am very ronery
I am ronery

>> No.2156431

>>2156418
i am corean
pig disgusting japanese
apolojuice now

>> No.2156435

I watched 3D porn
I feel real shitty now bros
Shit, I hate myself

>> No.2156441

>>2156435
Then die.

>> No.2156448

Lo-o-li-i-ta
I am a pedophile
I am dangerous

>> No.2156451

glorious 4chan
a place of cocks, trolls, and trips
my soul is broken

>> No.2156452

>>2156418
sage for retarded iamge

>> No.2156455

>>2156435

Same. I fapped to Maria Ozawa. Her face was so plastered with makeup, I felt sick. I'm never going to try to fap to 3D ever again.

>> No.2156457

The winter was cold
So cold
The end

>> No.2156458

>>2156441
I cant die yet bro, Amazon says Killzone 2 won't get to my place until Tuesday.

>> No.2156460

How do haikus work
No one here ever explained
Care to help anon

>> No.2156466

>>2156455

Asian porn is generally disgusting.
The only redeemable 3D is gravure, where they don't actually show their hideous unshaven snatches.

>> No.2156470

>>2156460

5 syllables, 7, 5.

>> No.2156491
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2156491

Haiku using the
British way of saying things
is not hard. Say "E".

>> No.2156529

>>2156491
Is that a troll picture?

>> No.2156544

one-two-three-four-five
six-seven-eight-nine lolis
i can't do haikus...

>> No.2156623

When I cum in you
I feel the law is broken
You are twelve years old

>> No.2156947

>2156418

Get out of jp
Your post sucks ass
Just go back to /a/

>> No.2156961

>>2156418
I disagree, bro
She is 2d god I know.
My cartoon waifu.

>> No.2156970

>>2156529
Why would that be a troll picture?

>> No.2156981

Nauseating scent
Pale yellow rotting pit
Hakurei Reimu

>> No.2156986

Time to hit the sack
Oh wait a thread on /jp/
No sleep for me now

>> No.2156991

>>2156981
Is pale 2 syllables or one? Like pay-el?

>> No.2157007

>>2156981
ha-ku-re-i-re-i-mu

retard

>> No.2157024
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2157024

Naus-e-a-ting scent
Jaun-diced yel-low rot-ting pit
Ha-ku-re-i-mu

>> No.2157045

>>2157024
>>2157007
>>2156981
sage for satanic shit.

>> No.2157185
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2157185

>>2156981 Hakurei Reimu

>> No.2157203

Saber is lovely
But Rin is still my waifu
Sakura's a slut

>> No.2157211

>>2156448
Isn't "pedophile" technically three syllables?

>> No.2157228

>>2157211
No technically about it.

>> No.2157236
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2157236

Lonely puppeteer,
It's sad nobody likes her;
I heard she leaks poop.

>> No.2157238

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>> No.2157303
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2157303

GAVE ME A BLOWJOB
KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH
THANKS FOR LISTENING

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