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Seiga Nyan Nyan wants you as another apprentice. Will you refuse her offer /jp/.

>> No.21560719
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I refuse because I accepted Byakuren's offer beforehand.

>> No.21560822

>>21560705
Why would anybody refuse, unless they received and accepted somebody else's offer first?

And even then, why?

>> No.21560838

>>21560705
Kinky taoist sex with Seiga Nyan Nyan!

>> No.21560861

I'm really hoping Rumia is looking for an apprentice. I'm going to go ask!

>> No.21560866
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Sure. I just hope she wont punish me too severly if/when I get caught staring down her cleavage.

>> No.21560916

Sadistic bastard

>> No.21561083

What's an apprentice?

>> No.21561332

>>21561083
someone that works side by side

>> No.21561347

Thanh Nga nương nương

>> No.21561356

>>21561332
Thanks.

>> No.21561392

>>21560705
Hnggg the doujin where her apprentice tries to rape her but gets fucking outskilled is so good.

I would accept, even if it meant dying prematurely. As long as I an use Yoshika to relieve sexual stress sometimes.

COLD
DEAD
WOMB

>> No.21561425
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>>21561392
If I become Patchy's apprentice instead, will I be occasionally allowed to use Koakuma to relieve my sexual stress?

WARM
SUCCUBUS
KUNNY

>> No.21561443

>>21561392
If you die prematurely, Seiga can just enslave your dead body like she did with Yoshika.

Your sex drive may be irrecoverably gone, though.

>> No.21561603

>>21561443
Rigor mortis benis in bagina :DDDDD

>> No.21561911

>>21561603
Hot!

>> No.21562018

>>21561911
No. Cold!

>> No.21562030

>>21561392
>Hnggg the doujin where her apprentice tries to rape her but gets fucking outskilled is so good.
You can't post that and not share the name.

>> No.21563288

>>21562030
Sorry, I forgot to post it. Tell me what do you think about it.
https://exhentai.org/s/eae395c13f/543734-84

>> No.21567648

Aaaah! I want to sex Seiga-dono!! I want to take her by the hand and speak my thoughts of yore, "Oh, Seiga-dono, thy loins are like a drop of water in a desert, why dost thou not give me a drink?!", but woe be tide, I am a dork! I wear a dumb hat and bear an archaic speech pattern, so I will never be able to confess to Seiga-dono, for I am too shy!!

>> No.21567991

>>21567648
Futo, no!

>> No.21568040

>>21563288
nayrt, but I think it's meh. The sex and the art is pretty great, but the twist feels pretty tacked on, but that might be just because I prefer the tables being turned during the actual intercourse over being a reveal in the end. Give me four pages of Seiga suddenly springing up, pinning the guy, and draining him of all semen and my dick would be diamonds, but this just doesn't feel right.

>> No.21568633
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Seiga is a rapist.

>> No.21568704
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>>21568633
And I have rape fantasies. We're a perfect match!

>> No.21568997

>>21568633
I can hear the ara ara sounds

>> No.21569062

>>21568633
I wish an evil hermit would molest me.

>> No.21569093

>>21560705
can i be her adult baby instead

>> No.21569141
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>>21569093
Why would you want that?

>> No.21569169

>>21569141
I want to regress to a more primitive state

>> No.21569288
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>>21568633
She's just making sure they're prepared for when Miko comes home.

>> No.21569293

>>21569288
thundermilk

>> No.21572965

>>21569288
blue board lads!

>> No.21572979

>>21569141
Getting taken care by a cute girl while not having to worry about any problem

>> No.21573672
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>>21572979
I'd like that too, but only if she used magic to physically regress/shrink me too. The mental effect of being handled by her when she's twice your size would be unimaginable.

>> No.21574318

>>21573672
yeah wouldnt it be funny if seiga shrink you and sit on you haha

>> No.21574341
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>>21574318
you know? as a joke haha

>> No.21581986

>>21574318
Good fetish.

>> No.21587495

>>21574341
haha what if she crushed you

>> No.21590346

I imagine Seiga is the sort of teacher that would play vicious pranks on you to relieve her boredom and also see if you're really cut out to be a hermit, with the hope that one day you may outsmart her... or at least stomach her relentless barrage of mockery until the very end.
She also seems like somebody that would have no qualms on having cruel sadomasochistic sex with disciples she considers "worthy", and that makes my dick diamonds whenever I think about it.

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>> No.21590525
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>>21590346
Imagine casually casting erection spell on you and making fun of your pee pee.

>> No.21591033
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>>21587495
haha who would want that?

>> No.21591043
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Seiga touches corpses in weird ways.

>> No.21591060
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>>21590525
I want her to do this to me and a humiliate me about it at least once every day.

>> No.21591123

why are seiga's admirers so lewd

>> No.21591129

>>21561425
NO
NO IMPREGNATING THE BOOK SHELVER

>> No.21591309
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>> No.21591345

>>21591123
What's lewd about wanting to suck our mama's tiddies? or coming in her womb? or getting killed by her?

>> No.21591349
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21591349

Seiga would probably be the funnest 2hu to apprentice under, I can imagine she'd involve you in all sorts of her weird and debaucherous schemes. You even get to hang out with Yoshika as a bonus, I bet if you pestered her enough about it she'd teach you how to summon your own jiang shi too, or just give you one.

>> No.21591595

>>21591123
Not me, I like her for her wonderful personality.

>> No.21591987

>>21591595
Her wonderfully lewd personality!

>> No.21592038

>>21591123
bad 2hus are lewded more

>> No.21592044

>>21591309
Hnnng I want to wipe my smegma on her tits

>> No.21594786
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21594786

It comes with some perks

>> No.21594869

>>21594786
Seiga nyan nyan!
Yoshika wan wan!

>> No.21594894
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>>21591129
I want to get a job as her assistant and constantly distract her from her work by having impregnation sex with her!

>> No.21595015

>>21560705
She's seriously a mean, malicious bitch who is always up to no good. Honestly, people only like her for her looks and needlessly large breasts.

>> No.21595342

>>21569141
>四
But then it lists five.

>> No.21595876
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>>21591043

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>>21569093
She already has one

>> No.21601266

mom?

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>> No.21607172
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Seiga has some of the lewdest art of any 2hu.

>> No.21607208

Paizuri

>> No.21607380
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Haha, imagine Seiga strapping you to a bed and dripping candle wax on you all while giving you a good whipping until your eyes are red from crying, then her releasing you, giving you a tight hug and spontaneously transitioning into a french kiss, wouldn't that be weird, haha.

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>>21607380
Haha, imagine if you were to sneak up behind her while she's in the kitchen preparing lunch, grab her boobs from behind and startle her to make her drop whatever she's holding, then put your hands on her tummy and squish it while making fun of her for putting on weight haha. She'd probably get so mad that she'd spank you until you cried haha.

>> No.21612311

>>21560705
nya~~

>> No.21616574

>>21607439
Ohoho, I wisheth for Seiga-dono to doth that to me, as a jest, hoho

>> No.21616628

>>21616574 (thou)
to doth yond to me*
forgive mine own rudeness

>> No.21617790

>>21616628
to do*

>> No.21617811
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No, I want to be Patche's

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