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Fork:
- Poke
- Stab
- Pierced

Chopsticks:
- Lift
- Hold
- Intact

>> No.2153686

Stomach:
- Acid
- Melt
- Digested

>> No.2153687

I wonder what would happen if a fork and a pair of chopsticks were merged.

>> No.2153691

>>2153686
Teeth:
- Slice
- Grind
- Liquify

>> No.2153692

>>2153687
You'd have two skinny forks.

Or chop sticks with fangs or something.

Hell if I know.

>> No.2153694
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>>2153687

>> No.2153696

>>2153687
>I wonder what would happen if someone held two forks in one hand
The fabric of space-time would probably be undone

>> No.2153698

>>2153687
It would be a fork..?

>> No.2153700

>>2153691
>Teeth
>Liquify
Hmm.

>> No.2153710

WHY WOULD I WANT MY FOOD INTACT WHEN I'M GONNA USE MY TEETH TO RUIN ANY RESEMBLANCE OF INTACTNESS IN A FEW SECONDS ANYWAY

>> No.2153719
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>> No.2153720

>>2153710
It feels good to do it with the teeth. If you didn't care about that, you could just mix every food into some unidentifiable sludge.

>> No.2153724

>>2153720
Like you are going to notice three little holes in it.

>> No.2153811

>>2153720

Now that's lame. As if a couple of puncture holes makes any difference to texture.

The weeaboo is strong in this thread.

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