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I recently acquired 156,000 yen after a family member died.

What should I do with it?

>> No.2150296

Spend it.

>> No.2150302

>>2150296
Nah, I was gonna look at it.

Seriously, what should I spend it on?

>> No.2150305
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2150305

Get a hooker or donated to church/mosque or shrine
OR
Get the Hentai pr0n premium account

>> No.2150313

>>2150302

No one here gives a shit about you or your money.

Not your blog.

>> No.2150320

Convert it into 156 ¥1000 bills, toss them into the air, and try to graze them.

>> No.2150325

>>2150302
Can I have some?

>> No.2150331

Get it all in 1 yen coins.

Then buy stuff with it.

>> No.2150346

take me out drinking tonight, we'll go get some STDs

>> No.2150364

>>2150346
You don't belong here.

>> No.2150385

fill your room with dakimakura's, never be lonely again

>> No.2150423

>>2150385
You did not just...

>>2150346
>>2150325
I may just take you up on these

>> No.2150433

Convert it into something more stable, such as gold/silver/US dollar/Euro.

>> No.2150588

>>2150385
Wait, I found one I like.

>> No.2150607

How about you convert it into your national currency?

>> No.2150637
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2150637

1. Go to Zimbabwe
2. Convert your money into Zimbabwe's currency
3.???????
4. PROFIT!!!! (and becoming the president of riches country in Africa continent.)

>> No.2150645

get a doll to fuck

>> No.2150666

>>2150645
I don't think you're aware of how much they cost.
http://www.orient-doll.com/order/index.html
￥６８０,０００ 【バスト大　グリップボディ 】
￥６４０,０００ 【バスト大　フリーボディ】
￥６６０,０００ 【バスト小　グリップボディ】
￥６２０,０００ 【バスト小　フリーボディ】

>> No.2150674
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2150674

>1 581.996 U.S. dollars

>> No.2150690

>>2150674

wow you used a converter to do the job of dividing by (almost) 100?

>> No.2150706

Use it to hire people to translate games for us.

>> No.2150724

>>2150690

The exchange rate is more like $1 to 90 yen now with our shitty economy.

>> No.2150736

>>2150724
You have a pretty strict definition of "almost", don't you.

>> No.2150759

>>2150690
Wow, you are raging about something like that? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNOW THE EXCHANGE RATE, ONLY TRUE JAPANESE PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF KNOW THAT.

>> No.2150762

>>2150724
I AM A GENIUS.

When the dollar is down to the yen, I will convert it to dollars. When the yen is down to the dollar, convert it back. do it over and over and over, and I will increase the amount I have!

Is it a good idea?

>> No.2150780

>>2150762

you just invented the economy dude

>> No.2150787

>>2150762

kill yourself

>> No.2150804

>>2150637

You know your national economy is fucked when your money comes with an expiration date.

>> No.2150809

>>2150762
You pay out the ass for currency exchange. You'll just keep losing money.

even though you're trolling by pretending to be stupid

>> No.2150826
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2150826

Give it to the octopus.

>> No.2150875

>>2150762

WARNING:- YOUR IP ADDRESS HAS BEEN MONITORED BY THE IRS AND LOCAL SWAT TEAM ALREADY BEEN DISPATCHES TO YOUR HOUSE.

>> No.2150909

>>2150762
This only works with large quantities of money and when you're working with banks in order to get super-low exchange rates by cutting them in on the action.

>>
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