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>>21456843
The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the movie, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I watched Evangelion next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these shows left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these shows gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.

Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more programs, watching tons of shows. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with Anime programs. I had a library of just about every show ever made. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Serial Experiments: Lain and Millenium actress, but that was only for a moment.

Eventually, I stopped watching the shows I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and didn't watch them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking character design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of an anime style character in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a Japanese tea Garden and saw real life schoolgirls in the familiar navy blue fuku uniforms. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract.

A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first seen Utena, when I had first finished Evangelion. My obsession took a new direction.

[More Nanami No.]

>>21459896
I bought several sailor fuku uniforms from online retailers. J-list was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the uniforms. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me.

Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the uniforms I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the uniforms around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various uniforms I purchased. I got a matching apron. I would pretend I was getting ready for Japanese High school.

Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession.

I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move.

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>>21459902
Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them.

I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed.

I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first anime program, revolutionary girl utena. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could see transformation sequences from anime programs I had watched. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty fuku uniform.

She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in Utena; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my anime programs I had seen the seemingly normal characters, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy.

[Endless Nanami No.]

>>21459907
I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the uniform, Japan, schoolgirls, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone.

SO yeah I like anime.

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>>21456843
Me on the middle part of the far left.

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>>21459925
Let’s see if you can spot DQ 11’s hero in there

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>>21456843
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>>21456843
this but not more than 5 people and most of them fat

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>>21456843
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>>21465244
Says you.
There are probably thousands of others exactly like you but better.

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>>21465580
I hate how the series (Anime) ended at Chris.
Apparently she was sadistic as all hell but in the Anime, well, that happens. For fucks sake. Come on.

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>>21465507
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>>21456843
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Who are you all quoting???

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>>21472880
The banner thing up there saying "/jp/ - Otaku Culture" but of recent, it has changed. Anyways, relax. Sit down and please listen to me. I have a good ass story that's really related to this thread. It's really fucking amazing dude. I went to one of /jp/'s greatest attractions; you know, Gensokyo? Well anyways there was an insane number of fairies there, and I couldn't get in. Never in my life have I seen creatures with less fear of death then they. The fairies do some of the stupidest shit possible, stuff that if you saw, you would turn the fuck around and high-tail it to the Hakurei Shrine screaming some heretical crossie tier shit. AKA, shitting on the fairies as a hagfag. Anyway, one of the fairies did something, I don't know what but I ended up on my back and all I could see was the ceiling. Of course there was at least one fairy that was concerned - she looked like that fairy Daiyousei. You know, that one fairy that hangs around with Cirno? The ice fairy? -So I sat up and took a closer look at the banner hanging up there, and it had "cocktails are free in big bold text, but there was something beneath it. It took a while to read it but all it said was "Kill yourself out of gensokyou ya Drunken fuck." but also had something written in some inane wannabe copy of LunaScript. I know what it looks like because I've been to the moon with Armstrong. You know, Neil "Moonbuster" Armstrong? Yeah well, I know the guy and lets just say we're good friends. Faggots need not apply. Back to the word at hand, this fucking banner told me to kill myself out of gensokyou.
That motherfucker. First off, You capitalize the "G" in "Gensokyou."
Second, I don't fucking drink. There was a toast with ZUN but that's just about it.
Third, you don't come to /jp/ just to kill yourself out of Gensokyo, fool. It's the touhou girls, T-O-U-H-O-U G-I-R-L-S for crying out loud. There are no boys in Gensokyo! Heh, "kill yourself out of gensokyou." How fucking nice.
I don't remember the last time I saw so many fairies in one place. It's like a /jp/ meetup without the /jp/. One group of 38 I remember, all came out for some RAD™ /jp/ history lessons from Keine and they all seemed like nice folks, but I'll be damned if I didn't tell you this. On the other side of the street, there was more than just a few faggots arguing. It was some of the most disgusting shit I've ever seen and had the misfortune to hear. "BASED." God I can't bear to watch. You people shouldn't be here, get out of /jp/. Long story short, shit got real and it turned into a full on battle. The motherfucker derailed the 19999999 train and it became a smoldering hot wreck. Before long, everyone was punching, kicking, screaming, and all was hell until the maid, known as meido or "NSJ", came to kill the whole damn thing. The fairies weren't any better and Cirno was nowhere to be seen. But the thing that surprised me the most was the arrival of the Mooncunts. "It's your fault that you sold too much sake to a God! YOU DON'T SELL TOO MUCH SAKE TO A GOD! WE'RE GODS, YOU UNDERSTAND WE RULE GENSOKYO?! WE'LL HAVE YOU EXTERMINATED! WE'LL HAVE YOU EXTERMINATED AND WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT!". Trust me, those two were wasted. No way are they going to overtake the rule of Gensokyo and execute an ant with their kind of track record. Just ask Armstrong. He'll tell you the story of the Lunar War (1969). There was a time, I believe was back in 2011 when some /b/astard fucked with the wrong set of dudes and got fucked sideways. It was so bad that everyone heard the shots being fired. Whether it be the depths of Hecatia's hell, or the very Heaven Hinanawi "Masochist" Tenshi, AKA, TenKO was kicked out of. (How the fuck do you get kicked out of heaven?) That was all that was written in the Book /jp/'s Chapter 11 - GigaP(UDDI). There was even a time in Chapter 10 when there was a huge fucking war between the people and the authorities. This war ended with a major shift in power and a down period that would last years and the death of the Meido that so many had loved (it's a joke you fucking lunatic). By the end of it all, the !bar tender only said "SUCK MY COCK DUDE", shot himself and that was the end of it. Oh for Christmas' sake. There're even entire families here. All from the Human Village. I'll give you 1 yen if you take your soul, put it back in that corpse and clean yourself the fuck up. We already lost a kingpiece in Chapter 18, so this motherfucker has no reason to take a vacation to the otherworld.

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>>21473124
Good post.

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>>21475370
God she's so ugly, what an eyesore.

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>>21475915
Heck is at it again.
Fairies aren't useless shits after all.

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>>21486061
Is /jp/ on the right?

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>>21486061
That artist draws some good loli mating press

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>>21459907
Are you gay? Sorry for your family loss.

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>>21456843
based and utenapilled

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