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It looks like she's surfing on top of a hotdog.
Touhou 12: Reimu steals Komachi's boat.
Touhou 12: Reimu deports illegal aliens
Touhou 12: Reimu steaHOLY SHIT PLAYABLE SANAE
Nice boat
Touhou 12: Yuugi drops her sake, Gensokyo gets flooded.
i'm seriously almost in tears right nowi'm so happy
Monster, how many cocks have you sucked to graze those bullets?
Touhou 12: Cirno Strikes Back
>>2144170Look at this retard falling all over him/herself just for a game. Touhou seriously the same sort of following as Apple. They just follow the herd. They are sheeple unable to think for themselves. Sad.
>>2144186Except Touhou is a fun videogame series that many of us were afraid had ended. Apple is just stupid overpriced hardware for middle schoolers and people who spend too much time in starbucks.
3 humans: Reimu, Marisa, Paddo + Frog Lite
>>2144195Its scary how true this is...what an accurate depiction. holy shit
>>2144093HOLY SHIT THIS GAME LOOKS AWSOME MOTHERFUCKING UFOS AND ITS REAL, I KNOW IM SLOWPUCK BUT FUCKYES!
>>2144195Great, now I feel like a fool for buying an iphone.
>>2144701As you should.
>>2144203>3 humans: Reimu, Marisa, Frog LitePaddo is too busy being raped at SDM
Why are there two life systems and WHERE IS GRAZE/WHY ISNT IT IN ENGRISH!
Why is Reimu surfing a brownu bento in a sea of man fluid.
>>2144195I see more retards with linux on their "netbooks" at starbucks actually. Probably people such as yourself!
Did ZUNs art get better? I think yes.
>>2144732I use windows because I am not a faggot.
>>2144733Beer goes a long way it seems.
I think Reimu's eyes are more moe this time around.
>>2144716Paddo is the aliens
Which Touhou character is the most sexually active?
>>2144799Crow slut.
>>2144799There is not sex in touhou land.
>>2144799suwako, she has descendants and all...
>>2144186For the morons who are wondering about "two life systems"Top - Life leftUnder it - SPELLCARD GUAGE
>>2144726And there is graze, you pathetic /jp/edo
>>2144829Suwako hasn't gotten any since she got smacked down by snake bitch.
I hope she's the final boss.
>>2144716>>2144796I keep telling you, they're REAL!
Wait, I haven't beat Chireiden yet...this guy works too fast.
So....Is Touhou /x/ yet?
>>2144907Oh god damnit.>>2144093Jesus Christ I can play Touhou without tearing my eyes out the art looks so good now.
>>2144907/x/ is shitty. Have you ever bothered to read Dawkins in your entire life or are you too stupid to understand logic and critical thinking? I'm thinking... the latter. /x/ is very unflattering towards humanity in general. Please, stop going there and get a life.
>>2144862It would make sense if she returned, like how he brought back Yuka because of the flower viewing plot.
>>2144907Was made in sarcasm, mostly because I'm still in awe about Space Touhoes.>>2144916
>>2144916>thinking>reading DawkinsHa. Ha. No.
>>2144936Ha. Ha. Yes.
>>2144936baka
Moar aliens?
>>2144907Touhou is:/a/ - has an anime/mango/b/ - everything is /b//c/ - lotsa adorable touhous/d/ - self-explanatory/e/ - likewise/f/ - IOSYS/g/ - Tech support on installing Touhou/gif/ - mukyuu.gif/k/ - Discussion of lunarian military strategy/u/ - EVERYONE IS GAY IN GENSYOKO/v/ - its a vidya/w/ - gotta have your touhou wallpapers/i/+/ic/ - for the drawfags/jp/ - home board/mu/ - Lotsa good tunes/toy/ - touhou project merchandise!/x/ - Undefined Fantastic ObjectDid I miss any?
>>2144940Thinking: 1: the action of using one's mind to produce thoughtsReading: 1 a (1): to receive or take in the sense of (as letters or symbols) especially by sight or touchThinking is producing thoughts. Reading is consuming thoughts.I guess you're too stupid to realize that you're no better than the ignorant Christfags who claim similar bullshit when they read the Bible, though, so this explanation is wasted on you.
So is she going to be loved and accepted now instead of made fun of?
>>2144962>/x/ - Undefined Fantastic ObjectHoly shit that made me laugh much more than it should have.
>>2144962You forgot /cm/ and /y/
>>2144965The answer is yes.
>>2144965She was always loved and accepted.
>>2144961Tewi is an Earth rabbit.
>>2144962forgot /y/ with MANnosuke and Youki.
>>2144916Jesus H. Christ, what crawled up your ass and died?
>>2144971MANnosuke is too /y/ for /y/
>>2144962I think you mean "everybody is futa in gensokyo"
>>2144980>>2144971But of course. Also shota Wriggle.
>>2144982You did.
>>2144979.......[spoilers]My dreams, ruined[/spoiler]
>>2144999>[spoilers]My dreams, ruined[/spoiler]Oho.
>>2145004Damn you Anon, you hawk-eyed bastard.
>>2144916>>2144997Why am I getting flashbacks of Middle School?
>>2144992Straight yuri? In my Touhou. Oh Anon, you card.
Touhou11: Underground theme going through caverns.Touhou12: Sky theme flying around chasing UFO's? If ZUN delivers an awesome soundtrack to go along with this theme (which he will, no doubt), it could be the best touhou yet, thematically.
And the Fan art begins....
>>2145022Makes you wonder on a Touhou 13.
>>2145022Hopefully there's something as awesome as Utsuho's AIR RAID SIRENS
>>2145016People routinely crawled up your ass and died in middle school? What a messed up childhood.
The question is:Is Master Spark back? Because if it isn't, I'm not interested.
>>2145037Also bad for my prostate.
>>2145040
>>Sanae playable.I called this months ago!I'm tired of always being right.
>>2145031Unpossible.So, how long do you figure it'll be before arranges come out?New Margatroid single
I like how everyone here masturbates furiously to the thought of ZUN dishing out another game.
>>2145049I'm tired of you always being right.
>>2145049Just reaffirms my position that she's a filthy whore.
>>2145054>/jp/ - Japan/GeneralDid you expect something else?
>>2145049ZUN is confirmed for ZUN?
>>2145049We all knew it was going to happen really. It was only a matter of time.
sanae is the new aya
>>2145060I'm getting sick of telling you....Sanae is a good girl! A very good girl!
>>2145069Wasn't she always?
>>2145049Sanae was inevitable. First time ZUN decided to give in and add a 3rd player again, pow, there she'd be. And is.
So what's her name, /jp/?
>>2144093This pic and the UFO theme gives me a WHALERS ON THE MOON vibe.
>>2145103Hina 2.0
>>2145107>This pic and the UFO theme gives me a SANTA ON THE MOON vibe.
>>2145103
>>2145103Anih AmayigakShe spreads misfortune.
>>2145107We're whalers on the moon!We carry our harpoons!But there ain't any whalesso we tell tall talesand sing our whaling tunes!
>>2145145Art already!
That loli looks a little dull, she better have a pro #1 theme song
>>2145160This is late.
Currently happiest girl in the world.
>>2145165She's probably just a stage one boss so she'll quickly be forgotten anyway.
REITAISAIISSUDDENLYEXCITING
Incoming massive posts about her personality traits etc.
>>2145192She may be a slut, but she's not a shitty maid.
>>2145187Holy shit...Thats impressively fast
>>2145187I think it's clear the Touhou fanbase is at a dangerous level of volability when a blurry thumbnail from a demo starts generating multiple instances of character fanart on the first day.
>>2145187She's a mix of Rumia and Momizi.That's a weird pairing.
>>2145205We already had one in the other thread. Hell, there was art in the first thread.
>>2145205>>2145209I'm interested in seeing how large the pixiv tag gets within 24 hours.http://www.pixiv.net/tags.php?tag=東方星蓮船
That old and busted airhead maid Sakuya better not be playable.If she is, then Japanese ZUN has truly jumped the shark.
>>2145223Two pages already! Its only been a few hours!
>>2145230Hey, something we can both agree on.
>>2145230Enjoy your frogslut. I'll be over here with my perfect, timestoppy maid.
>>2145238That said, she won't be.
>>2145230ZUN jumped the shark with MoF.
>>2145247Enjoy your open windows in space, faggot. Me and ZUN !bar will be enjoying our new and hot miko.
>>2145256I hate the maid, but I hope you mean 'thoroughly used' miko.
>>2145256Enjoy your used goods. I'll be over here chillin' at the window with my refined lady. Space has a nice breeze, btw.
Touhou 12: Gradius T.
>>2145267>>2145268Sanae is a good girl, cut that out.
>>2145268>Space has a nice breeze
>>2145275>>2145247>>2145256>>2145267>>2145268Guys, chill! You are missing the whole issue! They are BOTH airheaded sluts. [spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]
>>2145274Couldn't have said it any better.
>>2145295[spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]Oho.
>>2145295>[spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]Why don't you take a hint and get the fuck out?
I'd prefer playable Satori
>>2145256>>2145268>>2145295>btw>FTW3/10.Get out. Go back to Pooshitmear and Gaia.
>>2145310I'd prefer playable Suika, and?
>>2145209Especially considering that could be just a very blurry picture of Youmu.
>>2145319No, it's definitely not.
>>2145310Too right.Why was Sanae such a predictable playable character, though?
>>2145316>PooshitmearForgot that other s, aniki.
>>2145325Because she had obviously replaced Aya as ZUN's sword polisher.
>>2145325Human.
>>2145325After the comic where Sanae and Aya competed to see who was the world's fastest slut, people realized that it made complete sense, and were suddenly aware that Sanae would be playable in the next game.
>>21453450/10.
I guess it will take more than a day for the nicer stuff to come out. Danmaku vs. UFO battle art? A painted rendition of the Independence Day day scene where the mothership blows up the White House but instead it will be the Hakurei Shrine?
Are they drawing her with scythes or something, what is happening.
>>2145379hahahadon't forget the SDM, moriya shrine, eientei, etchell's #1 family is fortunately secure
>>2145410Mantis loli? Poor wriggle, another predator on the list ;_;
>>2145247Sanae:- Power of miracles.- Power of Japanese education.- Smart enough to help Kanako with nuclear fusion in Touhou 11 storyline.- Miko moe.- "Girl next door" moe.Sakuya:- Maid moe.- Time stop.- Retard/airhead moe.Looks like Sanae wins this battle. Her power level is higher.
>>2145410She is an Alien brigade Captain, marks fields of crops to to mark landing areas for the Aliens.Also, she's a trap.
>>2145444Sanae:- 100 yen prostituteSakuya:- Perfect elegant maidLooks like Sanae wins this battle. Don't worry, Sakuya. Inferior goods always win during periods of economic recession.
Bitch was already trying to hijack Reitaisai. She's becoming a dangerous contender.Pic sucks but I can't be bothered to find a scan of the catalog.
>>2145460What's the matter, faggot? Butthurt because ZUN made your maid look like a fucking retard in SSiB?
>>2145460Forgot your pic bro.
>>2145473Actually, yes ;_;
>>2145410>>2145420>>2145458Her being a Praying Mantis does make a lot of sense.Huh, the first Toehoe who's a maneater.>>2145460Man, we whine for Sanae to be included in SWR and SA, then we do a 180 when she's finally made playable. ZUN must hate us with the fury of a thousand suns. Or with more of said fury than he already did from us being horrible westerners.
Eh, Sakuya had her time. Let Sanae have hers. Then eventually she'll be replaced too.At least Marisa is eternal....R-right?
>>2145489Wait until she gets replaced by Alice.
>>2145485I never wanted Sanae playable, period. Make Yuka and Mima playable again. brb, playing Mystic Square
>>2145489Marisa will jump in front of Reimu and take a stray danmaku for her.
Poor Sakuya ;_;
This is the power of "Living god"!!(written with red:It was decided to appear as a player. )
>>2145489And then we find out Marisa was actually a Terminator, sent back to protect Reimu by Chiyuri.
>>2145503That's a fine improvement for me.
>>2145444*draws a maid*"hmmm..."*looks at TV, some shitty anime with a battle butler is on*"fuck yeah"*draws the maid holding some knives*
NO GUYS WAITLISTEN TO THIS ALRIGHTTH06-TH12 IS THE PASTAND TH01-TH04 TAKES PLACE AFTER THAT
>>2145525XD
>>2145526>>2145516I like the sound of both of these ideas.
>>2145526Except the heroines already met Alice and Yuka.
Fuckign shit is getting serious
>>2145539RETCON
>>2145526Alice grows...younger?
SANAE GAVE ZUN BLOWJOBS TO BE IN THIS GAME
Wait, Sanae is playable? SighZUN is sinking lower and lower
>>2145546No, idiot.She gave him titfucks.
Playable Nitori would have been more fun.
Needs some playable Aya
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)I'm on a boatTake a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)
>>2145561Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
So Touhou 12 will have Luna Marius as Stage 6 boss?
>>2145567Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
>>2145574Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boatIt's a big blue watery road (yeah)PoseidonLook at me, oh (all hands on deck)Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a big boat coming my wayBelieve me when I sayI fucked a margatroid
where's the porn?
>>2144093Don't know if anybody else noticed, Reimu's boat is sailing on the MOTHERFUCKING CLOUD.That or an ocean of sperm.
The first game without Aya since TH09? Could it be?
>>2145581http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=3243741
Is it just me, or ZUN just got a little better at drawing.
Holy shit Reimu's art looks a lot better!
>>2145574>>Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow>>Believe me when I say>>I fucked a margatroidI lold.
>>2145591Turns out the crispy, fresh air was all she needed to get over her illness!Heck, it probably healed her radiation poisoning, too.
>>2145583Aya will be the 4th playable character. I can feel it in my bones.
>>2145583Aya is one of the bosses.
Sanae is the happiest.
With such a rare occurrence like UFO's, there's a 100% chance that Aya will be in the game.
>>2145605Hell no
>>2145605She's happy because everyone can "use" her now.
I bet not even %5 of you all will play the game more than 1 full run (easy mode). You will drop the game and start fapping to the characters.Also, the story looks interesting this time.
>>2145651>Story looks interesting this time.Miko sees a shiny and chases it?
>>2145651>>I bet not even %5 of you all will play the game more than 1 full run (easy mode). You will drop the game and start fapping to the characters.Ive played ever single game from EoSD to SA and I haven't beaten it on normal. I have too much pride to do easy modo but not enough skill to get passed stage 4.
>>2145660All of Touhou's story start out incredibly retarded, but ends up really neat.
>>2145584What the fuck?
>>2145660EoSD : Sky turns red. Miko goes to fix it.PCB : Spring is gone. Miko goes to get it back.IN : There's a second moon. Miko goes to kick the Lunarians' asses.MoF : There's another religion in town. Miko goes to kick the Moriyas' asses.SA : Spirits are coming out from underground. Miko goes to stop them.
Well Sanae can't breathe in space, right?
Wait wait wait wait wait! When did ZUN learn to draw?
>>2145701He got REALLY drunk.
>>2145702Or maybe he was sober.
>>2145701What? It's the same as ever.The art is the only thing that never changes in Touhou.
I can tell the sotryline by now...Aliens get bored of long life spawn... they attack Gensokyo just for the kicks.
He hit the Ballmer Peak
>>2145744Obligatory.
>>2145738Thats about as likely Suika being sober.
>>2145740I'm gonna have to disagree. Compare this
>>2145765To this.
>>2145776Hooray! Reimu has been cured of her zombie-ism!
>>2145776Holy shit!It's actually sorta competent!
Frogs can't fly.Also thread is about to auto-sage.
>>2144962yea/po/ touhou related paper crafts
>>2145776Fuck yeah ZUN improved his art
>>2145776Is that real? Looks like you are going to start picking up bomb pieces and not just life pieces.