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Another thread?

>> No.2144106

It looks like she's surfing on top of a hotdog.

>> No.2144109

Touhou 12: Reimu steals Komachi's boat.

>> No.2144114

Touhou 12: Reimu deports illegal aliens

>> No.2144120


>> No.2144121

Nice boat

>> No.2144123

Touhou 12: Yuugi drops her sake, Gensokyo gets flooded.

>> No.2144170

i'm seriously almost in tears right now
i'm so happy

>> No.2144173
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Monster, how many cocks have you sucked to graze those bullets?

>> No.2144178
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Touhou 12: Cirno Strikes Back

>> No.2144186

Look at this retard falling all over him/herself just for a game. Touhou seriously the same sort of following as Apple. They just follow the herd. They are sheeple unable to think for themselves. Sad.

>> No.2144195

Except Touhou is a fun videogame series that many of us were afraid had ended. Apple is just stupid overpriced hardware for middle schoolers and people who spend too much time in starbucks.

>> No.2144203

3 humans: Reimu, Marisa, Paddo + Frog Lite

>> No.2144687

Its scary how true this is...
what an accurate depiction. holy shit

>> No.2144699


>> No.2144701

Great, now I feel like a fool for buying an iphone.

>> No.2144713

As you should.

>> No.2144716

>3 humans: Reimu, Marisa, Frog Lite
Paddo is too busy being raped at SDM

>> No.2144726

Why are there two life systems and WHERE IS GRAZE/WHY ISNT IT IN ENGRISH!

>> No.2144731

Why is Reimu surfing a brownu bento in a sea of man fluid.

>> No.2144732

I see more retards with linux on their "netbooks" at starbucks actually. Probably people such as yourself!

>> No.2144733

Did ZUNs art get better? I think yes.

>> No.2144734

I use windows because I am not a faggot.

>> No.2144743

Beer goes a long way it seems.

>> No.2144751

I think Reimu's eyes are more moe this time around.

>> No.2144796

Paddo is the aliens

>> No.2144799

Which Touhou character is the most sexually active?

>> No.2144809

Crow slut.

>> No.2144812

There is not sex in touhou land.

>> No.2144829

suwako, she has descendants and all...

>> No.2144834

For the morons who are wondering about "two life systems"

Top - Life left

>> No.2144837

And there is graze, you pathetic /jp/edo

>> No.2144848

Suwako hasn't gotten any since she got smacked down by snake bitch.

>> No.2144862
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I hope she's the final boss.

>> No.2144871
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I keep telling you, they're REAL!

>> No.2144887

Wait, I haven't beat Chireiden yet...

this guy works too fast.

>> No.2144907

Is Touhou /x/ yet?

>> No.2144915

Oh god damnit.
Jesus Christ I can play Touhou without tearing my eyes out the art looks so good now.

>> No.2144916

/x/ is shitty. Have you ever bothered to read Dawkins in your entire life or are you too stupid to understand logic and critical thinking? I'm thinking... the latter. /x/ is very unflattering towards humanity in general. Please, stop going there and get a life.

>> No.2144920

It would make sense if she returned, like how he brought back Yuka because of the flower viewing plot.

>> No.2144932

Was made in sarcasm, mostly because I'm still in awe about Space Touhoes.

>> No.2144936

>reading Dawkins
Ha. Ha. No.

>> No.2144940

Ha. Ha. Yes.

>> No.2144947


>> No.2144961
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Moar aliens?

>> No.2144962

Touhou is:
/a/ - has an anime/mango
/b/ - everything is /b/
/c/ - lotsa adorable touhous
/d/ - self-explanatory
/e/ - likewise
/f/ - IOSYS
/g/ - Tech support on installing Touhou
/gif/ - mukyuu.gif
/k/ - Discussion of lunarian military strategy
/v/ - its a vidya
/w/ - gotta have your touhou wallpapers
/i/+/ic/ - for the drawfags
/jp/ - home board
/mu/ - Lotsa good tunes
/toy/ - touhou project merchandise!
/x/ - Undefined Fantastic Object

Did I miss any?

>> No.2144964

Thinking: 1: the action of using one's mind to produce thoughts

Reading: 1 a (1): to receive or take in the sense of (as letters or symbols) especially by sight or touch

Thinking is producing thoughts. Reading is consuming thoughts.

I guess you're too stupid to realize that you're no better than the ignorant Christfags who claim similar bullshit when they read the Bible, though, so this explanation is wasted on you.

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So is she going to be loved and accepted now instead of made fun of?

>> No.2144969

>/x/ - Undefined Fantastic Object
Holy shit that made me laugh much more than it should have.

>> No.2144971

You forgot /cm/ and /y/

>> No.2144975
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The answer is yes.

>> No.2144976
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She was always loved and accepted.

>> No.2144979

Tewi is an Earth rabbit.

>> No.2144980

forgot /y/ with MANnosuke and Youki.

>> No.2144982

Jesus H. Christ, what crawled up your ass and died?

>> No.2144986

MANnosuke is too /y/ for /y/

>> No.2144992

I think you mean "everybody is futa in gensokyo"

>> No.2144993

But of course. Also shota Wriggle.

>> No.2144997

You did.

>> No.2144999

[spoilers]My dreams, ruined[/spoiler]

>> No.2145004

>[spoilers]My dreams, ruined[/spoiler]

>> No.2145009

Damn you Anon, you hawk-eyed bastard.

>> No.2145016

Why am I getting flashbacks of Middle School?

>> No.2145021

Straight yuri? In my Touhou. Oh Anon, you card.

>> No.2145022

Touhou11: Underground theme going through caverns.
Touhou12: Sky theme flying around chasing UFO's?

If ZUN delivers an awesome soundtrack to go along with this theme (which he will, no doubt), it could be the best touhou yet, thematically.

>> No.2145026
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And the Fan art begins....

>> No.2145028

Makes you wonder on a Touhou 13.

>> No.2145031

Hopefully there's something as awesome as Utsuho's AIR RAID SIRENS

>> No.2145037

People routinely crawled up your ass and died in middle school? What a messed up childhood.

>> No.2145040

The question is:

Is Master Spark back? Because if it isn't, I'm not interested.

>> No.2145044

Also bad for my prostate.

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>> No.2145049
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>>Sanae playable.

I called this months ago!

I'm tired of always being right.

>> No.2145053

So, how long do you figure it'll be before arranges come out?
New Margatroid single

>> No.2145054

I like how everyone here masturbates furiously to the thought of ZUN dishing out another game.

>> No.2145057
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I'm tired of you always being right.

>> No.2145060

Just reaffirms my position that she's a filthy whore.

>> No.2145061

>/jp/ - Japan/General

Did you expect something else?

>> No.2145065

ZUN is confirmed for ZUN?

>> No.2145066

We all knew it was going to happen really. It was only a matter of time.

>> No.2145069

sanae is the new aya

>> No.2145073

I'm getting sick of telling you....
Sanae is a good girl! A very good girl!

>> No.2145075

Wasn't she always?

>> No.2145079

Sanae was inevitable. First time ZUN decided to give in and add a 3rd player again, pow, there she'd be. And is.

>> No.2145103
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So what's her name, /jp/?

>> No.2145107

This pic and the UFO theme gives me a WHALERS ON THE MOON vibe.

>> No.2145112

Hina 2.0

>> No.2145113

>This pic and the UFO theme gives me a SANTA ON THE MOON vibe.

>> No.2145130
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>> No.2145133

Anih Amayigak

She spreads misfortune.

>> No.2145136

We're whalers on the moon!
We carry our harpoons!
But there ain't any whales
so we tell tall tales
and sing our whaling tunes!

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>> No.2145160

Art already!

>> No.2145165

That loli looks a little dull, she better have a pro #1 theme song

>> No.2145176

This is late.

>> No.2145182
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Currently happiest girl in the world.

>> No.2145185
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She's probably just a stage one boss so she'll quickly be forgotten anyway.

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Incoming massive posts about her personality traits etc.

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>> No.2145196

She may be a slut, but she's not a shitty maid.

>> No.2145205

Holy shit...
Thats impressively fast

>> No.2145209


I think it's clear the Touhou fanbase is at a dangerous level of volability when a blurry thumbnail from a demo starts generating multiple instances of character fanart on the first day.

>> No.2145219

She's a mix of Rumia and Momizi.
That's a weird pairing.

>> No.2145221

We already had one in the other thread. Hell, there was art in the first thread.

>> No.2145223


I'm interested in seeing how large the pixiv tag gets within 24 hours.


>> No.2145230
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That old and busted airhead maid Sakuya better not be playable.

If she is, then Japanese ZUN has truly jumped the shark.

>> No.2145233

Two pages already! Its only been a few hours!

>> No.2145238

Hey, something we can both agree on.

>> No.2145247

Enjoy your frogslut. I'll be over here with my perfect, timestoppy maid.

>> No.2145252

That said, she won't be.

>> No.2145254

ZUN jumped the shark with MoF.

>> No.2145256

Enjoy your open windows in space, faggot. Me and ZUN !bar will be enjoying our new and hot miko.

>> No.2145267

I hate the maid, but I hope you mean 'thoroughly used' miko.

>> No.2145268

Enjoy your used goods. I'll be over here chillin' at the window with my refined lady. Space has a nice breeze, btw.

>> No.2145274

Touhou 12: Gradius T.

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Sanae is a good girl, cut that out.

>> No.2145283
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>Space has a nice breeze

>> No.2145295

Guys, chill! You are missing the whole issue! They are BOTH airheaded sluts. [spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]

>> No.2145297

Couldn't have said it any better.

>> No.2145306

[spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]

>> No.2145308

>[spoilers]Marisa FTW[/spoilers]
Why don't you take a hint and get the fuck out?

>> No.2145310

I'd prefer playable Satori

>> No.2145316

Get out. Go back to Pooshitmear and Gaia.

>> No.2145318

I'd prefer playable Suika, and?

>> No.2145319

Especially considering that could be just a very blurry picture of Youmu.

>> No.2145321

No, it's definitely not.

>> No.2145325
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Too right.

Why was Sanae such a predictable playable character, though?

>> No.2145329


Forgot that other s, aniki.

>> No.2145336

Because she had obviously replaced Aya as ZUN's sword polisher.

>> No.2145337


>> No.2145345

After the comic where Sanae and Aya competed to see who was the world's fastest slut, people realized that it made complete sense, and were suddenly aware that Sanae would be playable in the next game.

>> No.2145351


>> No.2145379
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I guess it will take more than a day for the nicer stuff to come out. Danmaku vs. UFO battle art? A painted rendition of the Independence Day day scene where the mothership blows up the White House but instead it will be the Hakurei Shrine?

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Are they drawing her with scythes or something, what is happening.

>> No.2145418


don't forget the SDM, moriya shrine, eientei, etc

hell's #1 family is fortunately secure

>> No.2145420

Mantis loli? Poor wriggle, another predator on the list ;_;

>> No.2145444
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- Power of miracles.
- Power of Japanese education.
- Smart enough to help Kanako with nuclear fusion in Touhou 11 storyline.
- Miko moe.
- "Girl next door" moe.

- Maid moe.
- Time stop.
- Retard/airhead moe.

Looks like Sanae wins this battle. Her power level is higher.

>> No.2145458

She is an Alien brigade Captain, marks fields of crops to to mark landing areas for the Aliens.
Also, she's a trap.

>> No.2145460


- 100 yen prostitute

- Perfect elegant maid

Looks like Sanae wins this battle. Don't worry, Sakuya. Inferior goods always win during periods of economic recession.

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Bitch was already trying to hijack Reitaisai. She's becoming a dangerous contender.

Pic sucks but I can't be bothered to find a scan of the catalog.

>> No.2145473

What's the matter, faggot? Butthurt because ZUN made your maid look like a fucking retard in SSiB?

>> No.2145480
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Forgot your pic bro.

>> No.2145481

Actually, yes ;_;

>> No.2145485

Her being a Praying Mantis does make a lot of sense.
Huh, the first Toehoe who's a maneater.
Man, we whine for Sanae to be included in SWR and SA, then we do a 180 when she's finally made playable. ZUN must hate us with the fury of a thousand suns. Or with more of said fury than he already did from us being horrible westerners.

>> No.2145489
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Eh, Sakuya had her time. Let Sanae have hers. Then eventually she'll be replaced too.

At least Marisa is eternal.


>> No.2145503

Wait until she gets replaced by Alice.

>> No.2145508

I never wanted Sanae playable, period. Make Yuka and Mima playable again. brb, playing Mystic Square

>> No.2145509

Marisa will jump in front of Reimu and take a stray danmaku for her.

>> No.2145511
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Poor Sakuya ;_;

>> No.2145515
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This is the power of "Living god"!!

(written with red:It was decided to appear as a player. )

>> No.2145516
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And then we find out Marisa was actually a Terminator, sent back to protect Reimu by Chiyuri.

>> No.2145518

That's a fine improvement for me.

>> No.2145525

*draws a maid*
*looks at TV, some shitty anime with a battle butler is on*
"fuck yeah"
*draws the maid holding some knives*

>> No.2145526





>> No.2145530


>> No.2145534

I like the sound of both of these ideas.

>> No.2145539

Except the heroines already met Alice and Yuka.

>> No.2145540
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Fuckign shit is getting serious

>> No.2145542


>> No.2145544

Alice grows...younger?

>> No.2145546


>> No.2145548

Wait, Sanae is playable? Sigh

ZUN is sinking lower and lower

>> No.2145551

No, idiot.
She gave him titfucks.

>> No.2145553
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Playable Nitori would have been more fun.

>> No.2145560
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Needs some playable Aya

>> No.2145561
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I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

>> No.2145567
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Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

>> No.2145572

So Touhou 12 will have Luna Marius as Stage 6 boss?

>> No.2145574
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Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

>> No.2145579
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Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a margatroid

>> No.2145581

where's the porn?

>> No.2145582

Don't know if anybody else noticed, Reimu's boat is sailing on the MOTHERFUCKING CLOUD.

That or an ocean of sperm.

>> No.2145583

The first game without Aya since TH09? Could it be?

>> No.2145584


>> No.2145588

Is it just me, or ZUN just got a little better at drawing.

>> No.2145591

Holy shit Reimu's art looks a lot better!

>> No.2145593

>>Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
>>Believe me when I say
>>I fucked a margatroid

I lold.

>> No.2145600

Turns out the crispy, fresh air was all she needed to get over her illness!
Heck, it probably healed her radiation poisoning, too.

>> No.2145603
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Aya will be the 4th playable character. I can feel it in my bones.

>> No.2145604

Aya is one of the bosses.

>> No.2145605
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Sanae is the happiest.

>> No.2145627
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With such a rare occurrence like UFO's, there's a 100% chance that Aya will be in the game.

>> No.2145628

Hell no

>> No.2145644

She's happy because everyone can "use" her now.

>> No.2145651

I bet not even %5 of you all will play the game more than 1 full run (easy mode). You will drop the game and start fapping to the characters.

Also, the story looks interesting this time.

>> No.2145660

>Story looks interesting this time.
Miko sees a shiny and chases it?

>> No.2145667

>>I bet not even %5 of you all will play the game more than 1 full run (easy mode). You will drop the game and start fapping to the characters.

Ive played ever single game from EoSD to SA and I haven't beaten it on normal. I have too much pride to do easy modo but not enough skill to get passed stage 4.

>> No.2145673

All of Touhou's story start out incredibly retarded, but ends up really neat.

>> No.2145677
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>> No.2145678

What the fuck?

>> No.2145683

EoSD : Sky turns red. Miko goes to fix it.
PCB : Spring is gone. Miko goes to get it back.
IN : There's a second moon. Miko goes to kick the Lunarians' asses.
MoF : There's another religion in town. Miko goes to kick the Moriyas' asses.
SA : Spirits are coming out from underground. Miko goes to stop them.

>> No.2145688
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Well Sanae can't breathe in space, right?

>> No.2145701

Wait wait wait wait wait! When did ZUN learn to draw?

>> No.2145702

He got REALLY drunk.

>> No.2145738

Or maybe he was sober.

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What? It's the same as ever.

The art is the only thing that never changes in Touhou.

>> No.2145743

I can tell the sotryline by now...

Aliens get bored of long life spawn... they attack Gensokyo just for the kicks.

>> No.2145744

He hit the Ballmer Peak

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>> No.2145750

Thats about as likely Suika being sober.

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I'm gonna have to disagree. Compare this

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To this.

>> No.2145803

Hooray! Reimu has been cured of her zombie-ism!

>> No.2145820


Holy shit!

It's actually sorta competent!

>> No.2145825
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Frogs can't fly.

Also thread is about to auto-sage.

>> No.2145850

/po/ touhou related paper crafts

>> No.2145856

Fuck yeah ZUN improved his art

>> No.2147012


Is that real? Looks like you are going to start picking up bomb pieces and not just life pieces.

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