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Prodigious Kitsune Posterior edition

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>> No.21405013
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I want to worship a Vampire!

>> No.21405014

Maids are olev

>> No.21405020
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Good morning thread!

>> No.21405032

>>21405013
Vampires are cool though I fear my rare blood type would a hassle

>> No.21405042

>>21405003
>edition
Lurk before posting. Lurk five times more before fucking posting an OP.

>> No.21405044
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Bird-watching has it's own rewards.

>> No.21405047

how do you please an angry waifu

>> No.21405063
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>>21405047
Consult a Lim for advice!

>> No.21405065

>>21405047
Apply benis.

>> No.21405069

>>21405047
big cums

>> No.21405071

>>21405042
No one else was posting it so you're stuck with me and my proclivities :^)

>> No.21405073

>>21405044
Floof harpy are the cutest! I just want you nuzzle between her large breats as she envelopes me in her soft embrace.

>> No.21405082

>>21405063
Can i get a sauce for that stacked lim?

>> No.21405094

>>21405073
You have to be still for a very long time for a Harpy to realize you're not a threat and perch herself on your shoulders.

Then there's always watching them having bird-baths if you sneak up on them and be very quiet, you can catch them skinny-dipping and preening themselves.

>> No.21405098

>>21405032
Wouldn't vampires of that rare blood type actively seek you out, though? You'd practically have a daily solicitation of (depending on the rate of propagation) 3-14 vampires at your door daily, until you agree to set a date and time with one or more of them for a good sucking.

>> No.21405102

>>21405082
I can't remember the artist's name, he draws very nice and fluffy hair though.

>> No.21405115

>>21405102
looks like vadaboob

>> No.21405116
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>>21405047
Cuddles and praising her lots.

>> No.21405119

>>21405098
>Haughty AB- blood type Vampire, on the quest for a cute boy servant with the same blood type to whisk away to her castle-mansion as her personal, living blood vintage.

>> No.21405120

>>21405073
Winter birds are the best

>> No.21405125

>>21405119
>Madam, why don’t you settle for A positive?
>’Like a peasant?!’

>> No.21405139
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>>21405115
Unf, yes.

>> No.21405146

>>21405094
But once i earn her trust she will surely feel comfortable using me as her perch and bathing with me!

>>21405120
You can say that again! I want a great big snow owl mage to entrance me and carry me off to her home!

>> No.21405153

>>21405013
I want to worship my lolibaba pharaoh mistress

>> No.21405158

>>21405146
Snow Owl Mages are especially hard to escape, not just for their use of ice magic, but with all the snow slowing you down and stopping you from running.

>> No.21405163

>>21405020
Miss please take a shower and comb your hair, it's a mess

>> No.21405175

>>21405047
You can't.

>> No.21405195

>>21405047
Cuddling

>> No.21405203

>>21405047
be aware of what you did wrong, own up to your mistakes, and make sure everything is back in-shape again. don't expect sex unless she asks because i doubt your waifu wants sex while suppressing and eventually letting go of her anger towards you

>> No.21405207

>>21405163
Some guys like their floof to be messy

>> No.21405209

>>21405158
Well then i might as well let it happen. I wouldnt want to be tired for our monster marriage ceremony!

>> No.21405218

>>21405203
She might only want sex, though.

>> No.21405232

>>21405071
Damn what a surprise, you're a massive retarded shitstain. Could've never guessed from the editionfaggotry.

>> No.21405276

>>21405232
>Getting this butt blasted over a word
I hope he keeps doing it if you're this easy to trigger lmao.

>> No.21405289
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>>21405003
And fattest fox tats.

>> No.21405304

>>21405289
The softer the better with foxes I see.

>> No.21405307

New commissions of the wives got finished!

https://imgur.com/cQ4ApNG.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tROFZCc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/OykcZkh.jpg

Really love the artist’s expression-work on these!

>> No.21405344

>>21405047
Tea!
Massage!
Ear nibbling!

>> No.21405390

>>21405307
I feel like your daughter's tiddies get bigger with every commission.

>> No.21405398
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>>21405082
https://i.imgur.com/1pXCvn8.png

>> No.21405436

>>21405098
exactly I wouldn't want to hurt all their feelings since I'd have to pick one

>> No.21405448

>>21405390
I’ve just been getting more commissions of them as college-aged~ish and older recently. Its what I’m currently fantasizing about the most and it’s also getting harder and harder to find Loli artists I like too.

>> No.21405478

>>21405448
Understandable. I find a lot of loli artists have pretty terrible art styles.

>> No.21405490

>>21405478
Pretty much all the great ones are JP.
Which poses several challenges.

>> No.21405505

>>21405490
I bet dudes like Henreader could rake in the cash if they took commissions somehow.

>> No.21405526

>>21405448
I'm really fearing this when getting around to porn commissions. I blame twitter's crackdown and it being the biggest platform for artists.

>> No.21405567

>>21405398
Good lord look at that thicc tail.

>> No.21405615

>>21405063
I want to grab a Lilim's horns

>> No.21405618

>>21405398
Lims are for bullying sexually!

>> No.21405644

>>21405618
I hope a lim exists that has holstaur tier tits from lilith developing a holstaur milk craving during the pregnancy! Even better if the lim also lactates like a holstaur!

>> No.21405649
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i wish for a fish, a fish wish if you will.

>> No.21405663
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Quick MG Facts:

Maned Cat MGs are tougher than your garden variety unmaned ones.

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>>21405567

>> No.21405682
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>>21405567
>>21405672

>> No.21405728

>>21405682
>>21405672
Big tail>Big tits

>> No.21405759
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>>21405663
Yuki-onna and similar MGs can have a bit of a hard time eating ice cream due to the nature of their bodies.

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>>21405728
I see that you have good taste sir.

>> No.21405765

>>21405728
>Big tits=Small tits=big tail=small tail
Must suck being unable to enjoy more than one bodytype.

>> No.21405768
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>>21405672
Vada does great stuff

>> No.21405776
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>>21405768
he did rata for me!

>> No.21405795
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>>21405776
Rata's are top tier and are in my top 5.
That body shape is also the best, petite with some bust, not too muc bust but enough, and with BIG tails.
Now I wanna see a Bapho with a big tail...

>> No.21405818
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>>21405728
Get a wife who can do both.

>> No.21405834

>>21405765
Well I'm not a man slut so I have preferences.

>> No.21405860

>>21405818
all floof and no meat!

>> No.21405869

>>21405818
>k69
this is lewd

>> No.21405876

How hard would it be to hide your blood type from you vampire childhood friend so that you can tease her about it

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>>21405776
>>21405795
I want to see my flat rata waifu!

>> No.21405914

>>21405818
This man is correct!

>> No.21405930

>>21405876
Pretty damn hard but if one pulled it off then she must be pretty bad at getting blood

>> No.21405943

>>21405768
Does he have a twitter?

>> No.21405954

>>21405014
pleiades!

>> No.21405959
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21405959

I got this commission of Miia playing ping pong with Wock after a nice night at an onsen.

I always loved that kind of loose relaxed feeling post onsen pictures always have, and Ramen captured it perfectly.

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>>21405943
yeah, vadaboob is his twitter handle

>> No.21405992

>>21405970
Is that a Towering Pillar of Hats?

>> No.21406002
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How well can you please your waifu(s), anons? Can you do just whats right to make her moan and lean against you, making her hips move on their own, without even whipping your dick out?

>> No.21406013

>>21405970
Thanks

>> No.21406027
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The greatest mistake the demon lord has ever made

>> No.21406032

>>21405307
Lewd mice.

>> No.21406040

>>21406002
I would be a bad husband if i couldnt! As a result i have trained to be a cunning linguist both orally and through the use of hand signs. Even trained in the use of the slime potion to return the favor upon the carrier for what the slime does to me!

>> No.21406047

>>21405959
Pretty cute, though poor Jabberwock seems to always be bullied by her friends.

>> No.21406053

>>21406002
Yeah, I give her a scalp massage at a comfortable pace.

>> No.21406055

>>21406002
I lick my Shogwife's spoon so slowly and sensually the whole house shudders and whimpers

>> No.21406076

>>21406040
Delightful! Oh man, the sensation she must get from the slime of her carrier portion as well as the slime you control from the slime potion must be mouth-droolingly overwhelming for her. That's indeed the duty of a good husband!
>>21406053
Sensual! What girl wouldn't melt into her husbands hands and fall into a dreamy trance at such tender care?
>>21406055
Fantastic! If you carry on enough, I bet the floor would start tilting in the direction of the bedroom to hurry up and get you two joined in eldritch union!

>> No.21406100
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When a shoggoth cooks using her own utensils does the heat come from the pan itself or does it come from the stove top and just transfer normally

>> No.21406101

>>21406100
Holy crap that is amazing

>> No.21406105

>>21406076
Indeed coming home to her as her lower mouth leaks copious amounts of slime from the combined pleasure they both get from the slime she uses on me and my slime i use on her is immense! Easily able to fill my mouth with its delicious taste and stomach with its nutritiousness. Course also end the day ready to feed her as well, but thats for another time.

>> No.21406143

>>21406105
That sounds absolutely delicious and Wonderful anon! You have impeccable tastes for more than just bodytype!

>> No.21406198

>>21406076
>Sensual! What girl wouldn't melt into her husbands hands and fall into a dreamy trance at such tender care?
It's great. I just keep at it. No matter how much she moans and rub against. Even as I get slowly enveloped in her hair. This will continue for a certain amount of time before she forcibly stops me, heavily panting and staring at me with intense passion. What happens next I'm sure is obvious.

>> No.21406204

>>21406143
Glad to recieve such a compliment from such a refined gentleman as yourself!

>> No.21406209
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.21406219

>>21406002
It dangerous to do it in the coat realm, if I go too hard the whole thing starts to come apart at the seams. So we tend to find a nice spot in the woods and have at it. I had to get comfortable in the cold, very fast.

>> No.21406221

>>21406002
She likes to make me “work for it,” so to speak. While she clearly enjoys herself throughout, she’s not about to let me break her stride that easily. In any case she’s a happy panting mess at the end.
She has a few weak points, but exploiting them usually means she’s going to return the favor sevenfold.

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>>21406209

>> No.21406237

>>21406219
How hard is it to fingerbang your waifu under an open coat? Are you retarded and unable to use any skill or finesse?

>> No.21406238

>>21406221
Are you saying that she'd be...
...Avenged Sevenfold?

>> No.21406282

>>21406237
Without getting into autistic headcanon, not hard at all. No I still have my wits about me, im just relaxing in my coat cabin.

>> No.21406283

>>21406198
That truly sounds fantastic anon. Her luscious hair must be splitting at the seams in desire and lust after such treatment!
>>21406204
Indubitably!
>>21406219
There's a certain raw lusty power to such passion in such rugged conditions though. I'm sure she appreciates the warmth you bring!
>>21406221
Ah, to know her weak points but not attack them- surely you earn some serious points in bed for your discretion!

>> No.21406284

>>21406238
I have no idea what they sound like honestly.

>> No.21406288

>>21406284
They're pretty hot-topic-fake-goth-slut-core.

>> No.21406295
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New chapter for burning edge
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza
Part 11 (1622)
The end is in sight, just two or three more

>> No.21406308

>>21406002
Using my fingers and slowly working her to the edge

>> No.21406349

How many "you make me hard as stone" jokes do medusas get?

>> No.21406429

>>21406295
does this have lewd?

>> No.21406442

>>21405063
>consulting a lilim for advice
But Lilims are shit.

>> No.21406493

>>21406429
It's Beast.
It probably doesn't and if it does, it's light petting before a fade-to-back.

>> No.21406506

Summer time means swimming with your waifu

>> No.21406510

>>21406493
Petting is the most trusted thing one can do with a bestial monster girl.

>> No.21406518

>>21406510
Ahem
>belly rubs

>> No.21406538

>>21406295
I've said it before but I think you have a kink for women going into a berserker rampage.

>> No.21406571
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>>21406506
Indeed!

>> No.21406576

>>21406493
eh, i'll pass. even if it wasn't a smut story some romance is nice.

>> No.21406580
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>>21406349
Enough that she's got an army of men that have been turned to statues on her front lawn.

>> No.21406597

>>21406580
>mrs. medusas stone garden.
>All stone statues are men who have hit on her.
>Allows monstergirls to come and take their pic of statues.
>Guaranteed to de stone with water for an instant husband.

>> No.21406598
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21406598

How do I keep my tongue from sticking to a glacies's pussy?

>> No.21406606

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Remember that elven ears are their weak points.
Even they're most skilled general will fall should you reach it....assuming you can reach it.

>> No.21406609

>>21406576
I think hes building for a confession next chap

>> No.21406622

>>21405959
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ix1Etc5eKck

>> No.21406630

>>21405992
I’ll give you a key for it.

>> No.21406645

>>21406630
More like 1.44 Ref

>> No.21406659

>>21406538
You don't?

>> No.21406675

>>21406597
Do you think a married, yandere medusa would turn other girls to stone that she thinks are moving in on her husband?

>Slithering through her garden
>Showing it off to her online livestream
>"And this is the bitch that tried to steal my husband away from me last week!"
>Commentors ask what the girl did
>"This skanky whore was dropping letters off in our mailbox to my husband"
>Upon further inspection, the girl appears to be wearing a mailman uniform

>> No.21406678

>>21406580
>>21406597
Sounds more like a Gargoyle sanctuary to me.

>> No.21406692

>>21406580
What would she do if I keep half doing a pun but never finish it in such a way that actually makes it a pun and is just setting up for one

>> No.21406716
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>>21406506
swimwife!

>> No.21406726

>>21406675
Maybe.

>>21406678
Why not both. She could have a section for men thats just a bunch of gargoyles (the men however aren't told this) and a section for monstergirls to get husbands.

>> No.21406745

I'm still waiting for a true symbiote waifu form KC.
We have nothing of the sort so far no slime don't count....

>> No.21406746

>>21406506
I want to teach my Shoggoth to surf.

>> No.21406754

>>21406295
Fuck off, nigger.

>> No.21406768

>>21406745
why doesnt it?

>> No.21406783

>>21406768
They don't really attach themselves to you and they don't provide any sort of "boost" to your body beside what MGs already do. They are completely separate entities form you so you aren't really a "host" for them.

>> No.21406824

>>21406783
oh then your probably shit outta luck. The best you can do is become a fem venoms bf/husbando.

>> No.21406834

>>21406745
Not happening in the MGE.

>> No.21406849

>>21406745
stick a parasite slime in your possessed armor

>> No.21406852

>>21406824
Not him, but a role reversed Nightgaunt would be pretty fun.

>> No.21406860

>>21406027
Even bigger than letting people watch her give birth?

>> No.21406869

>>21406692
That's probably even worse because you keep getting her worked up

>> No.21406877

>>21406027
Just fuck your yeti nemesis already.

>> No.21406896

>>21406849
Parasite slime + living doll seems like a fun combo too.

>> No.21406907

>>21406877
Don't do it, that's exactly what she wants! If you hug her, she wins!

>> No.21406932

>>21406907
Then fuck her but don't let her hug you.

>> No.21406951

>>21406932
>a Yeti not hugging during sex
Inconceivable

>> No.21406955

>>21406852
I suppose. It would basically be a reversed most likely though.

>> No.21406985

>>21406951
doggy

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>>21406985
>not fearing the dreaded behind hug

>> No.21407066

>>21407050
Playing video games with your childhood friend monster is the best

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A detailed recap of the Another Tale of Fallen Maidens game's story got written up on MGR. It'd be useful for anyone who can't buy the game for some reason, or who wants to know what happens before they buy the game, or just wants to check for details on events without having to replay the game.

http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1773

Would a pastebin version of this be desired here?

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>>21407125
Pastebin would be premium.

I can only pay you with this picture of a Dragon though.

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>>21407148
So be it, though I think it's easier to read with the formatting it has on MGR:

https://pastebin.com/LKjgzKUc

>> No.21407233

Realistically speaking, would it go against OSHA and servsafe guidelines if I just used my holst on the spot for whenever I need milk rather than buying it and storing it in the fridge? It would save a lot of time on prep..

>> No.21407238

>>21406955
A what?

>> No.21407243

>>21407233
Are both of you wearing hairnets?

>> No.21407264

>>21407233
Yes. But you could probably receive a license to milk her beforehand and store for later use.

>> No.21407265

>>21407243
I'm wearing a damn chef hat its legally allowable fuck you you can't make me cut my hair you're not my real dad!

>> No.21407275

>>21407243
Don't forget your PPE

>> No.21407296

>>21407125
>>21407227

Thank you for this. I think I had either missed or forgotten about the journals, so seeing your summary was actually new for me.

>> No.21407310

>>21407275
>Gremlins that insist on wearing safety goggles and hard hats while in bed
>At least their gloves are kinda seductive

>> No.21407397
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quiet yet intense sex with an owl

>> No.21407405

>>21407275
>Welding mask, heavy leather gloves and heavy leather apron
Milking lava golems isn't easy but it is rewarding work

>> No.21407419
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21407419

>>21407397
Breaking her neutral exterior with intense fucking.

>> No.21407426

>>21407397
If only she would stop asking who I am

>> No.21407437

>>21407419
if you get too rough she'll give you the eyes and slow hump you into the chair!

>> No.21407438
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How do you think each Bapho would react to the events of the fall of Lescatie?

My bets that Greilia would faint from the lewdness.

>> No.21407443

>>21407310
>do you have any idea how many brain cells I would lose if you cracked my noggin against the headboard I'd you got rough again?
>well of course the goggles are necessary, you should always wear ANSI Z87.1 compliant eye wear when working around possible projectile objects
>the gloves?....s-shut up!

>> No.21407451

>>21407438
From left to right
>I was just following orders
>More Patients...
>More Mouths to feed!
>Onii-chan kawaii desu nee!! KYA
>Woof!
>I will chronicle it later...ZZZZ
>The possibilities!
>Happy to help her Onee-san druella!

>> No.21407457

>>21407443
Elbow length silky, seamless gloves are universally enjoyable

>> No.21407462
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>>21407437
Then i have to fuck her even harder and try to resist her evil eyes!

>> No.21407499

>>21407457
>not big ol' honkin' leather welders gloves with 30" sleeves

>> No.21407534
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21407534

if you get sick, who do you go to?

>> No.21407559

>>21407534
Nurse mindflayer, she's has much better bedside manors than nurse unicorn, because she doesn't harass the virgins

>> No.21407579

>>21407534
a Lich

>> No.21407588

>>21407534
>Lich "hospital"
>Comes in for a cold
>"It cannot be cured, I recommend undeath. We can go through with the procedure right away if you want to."

>> No.21407591

>>21407588
>Everybody gets diagnosed with decay

>> No.21407592

>>21407534
Thank you for working so hard Nurse Unicorn!

>> No.21407593

>>21407534
ropu sabbath's kobold nurse friend

>> No.21407611

Mindflayers are cute and make wonderful childhood friends

>> No.21407625

>>21407591
>They have almost 97% "mortality" rate
I can just imagine how many undead girls are waiting around for when a single guy comes in.
You came in for some slight stomach pains? You leave as an undead with 2-3 zombie wives.

>> No.21407633

>>21407534
Greilia of course! Such an angel!

>> No.21407672
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>>21407611
Yes. They can even become such, as well as your first and only love, retroactively.

>> No.21407700

>>21407672
>taste like calamari

>> No.21407724
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>>21406047
Poor mighty Jabberwock

>> No.21407749

>>21407592
>unicorn
>chose Nurse as an occupation
>the occupation that yields some of the highest female instigated single occurence and long term affair rates
She'll be a bicorn within the week.

>> No.21407761

>>21407534
Depending on how serious the sickness is either nobody and tough it out or a hakutaku doctor who's private number comes from my danuki aunt's practical book so I don't die.

>> No.21407817

>>21407588
>>21407591
How would a lich cure a sickness of the soul?

>> No.21407829

>>21407817
Lichification. Separation of body and soul means one shall no longer harm the other.

>> No.21407832

>>21407817
Zombie wives.
Other undeads may be available depending on circumstances.

>> No.21407840

>>21407588
A lich hospital is a morgue.

>> No.21407911
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21407911

>your momster makes sure to give you a goodbye kiss before you go to school every morning
>it's a twenty second long deep kiss with her tongue lovingly wrapping around your own
>you have to hide your boner from her because you know that if she sees it, you won't be leaving until she's calmed you down with her hands, mouth, and/or tits

>> No.21407914

>>21407911
Monstergirl shouldnt be allowed to adopt they are stealing from the monster youths

>> No.21407918

>>21407914
Hey, if grown men can adopt loli monsters, shotacon monsters should be allowed to have their own cute human boy to raise as their perfect husband.

>> No.21407919
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21407919

What would you do if you're the heal-slut priest and you're monster waifu got defeated by a brigade of p'orcs and their h'orc captain, leaving you to fend for yourself?

>> No.21407927

>>21407919
Jokes on them I'm a pre-nerf pre-neuter shadow priest.

>> No.21407934

>>21407919
1) She wouldn't if I was around.
2) I blind them all with a flash of light, followed by skunking them with cologne so that they can't track us down by the time they gain their sight.

>> No.21407935

>>21407919
Uh, heal her? Duh.

>> No.21407952

>>21407919
Not gonna happen, I was way too good a main tank raid healer for smalltime pigs.

>> No.21407964

>>21407914
>>21407918
I'm curious of who/where the adopted boys are going.
Just some of my guesses, I'm probably missing something
My brain is having a stroke right now, I was trying to say, if it wasn't clear, if the boys are adopted, how many of each kind of adopting MG is there?
>Married couple 40%
>Single momster with no (intial) lewd intent 25%
>Shotacon 5%

I have no idea if that post made any sense, I'm sorry, apparently the thought of momsters and shotas short circuited my brain

>> No.21408065

There is nothing stronger or more determined than a Kikimora in pursuit of something her master has requested.

>> No.21408071

>>21405063
Can I consult a lim to be my wife instead?

>> No.21408076

>>21407914
Conversely, the shotas are stealing perfectly good single momsters from everyone else.

>> No.21408083

>>21408065
What if mastah requests that she take a break tomorrow? It's her birthday and mastah wants to surprise her with breakfast in bed, a clean household and a day of snuggling.

>> No.21408114
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21408114

Little known MG Facts:

Snow Harpies are considered "evil" in that they take no permanent mates and will leave their kidnapped prey upon the mountain when they are finished with them. If it weren't for the due diligence of White Horn's, Yeti's, and the ruling region's Ice Queen human men might be lost to the snowy mountain wilderness's during their breeding season.

>> No.21408130

>>21408114
Eros would legit declare jihad on them if they actually did that.

>> No.21408133

>>21408114
When it's the Snow Harpy's breeding season it's best to have a way to anchor yourself when travelling through snowy mountain areas. They will also avoid venturing into caves, so if there's no houses or cabins they can make for good shelter.

>> No.21408139

>>21408114
They need to be punished and then forced to marry the man they defiled

>> No.21408141
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>>21408114
>Implying the snow harpy isn't just tsundere as fuck and pretends to leave the man alone but is really getting him sweater and some hot coco
>Implying the snow harpy isn't going to go berserk when she finds a cuddle slut yeti trying to take her new hubby away
They're not evil, just misunderstood

>> No.21408159

>>21407125
>>21407227
Wasn't the game on the archive?

>> No.21408197

>>21406659
Well consider that nearly every time sex is mentioned in one of his stories the monster loses herself to instincts and rapes the guy. Even the golem forces her master down for an "emergency energy restore."

>> No.21408204
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>>21408130
Official Snow Harpy Lore:

They were cursed by Eros to be unable to know true love after they whispered promises of loving affections and happy families to men before they abducted them but kept no such promises pre-Succubus Demon Lord. The curse remains because, ultimately, the Demon Lord can't exactly travel into the heavens and ask a love deity to undo such a thing for fairly plain obvious reasons.

Until the Demon Lord invades Heaven Diablo style to put a stop to the Chief Goddess of course.

>Snow Harpies of olde deserved it
>Snow Harpies of new are tragic circumstance

Could "MGE it up" by saying individual curses can be broken with enough love involved and it would ultimately explain away why the Demon Lord wouldn't just go and wipe them out.

>> No.21408214

>>21408197
>read golem roulette "emergency energy restore."
>“Yes, master! Feel me! Fuel me!” Amber shouted as she went for his belt.
I want a Golem shouting fuel me when we have sex now.

>> No.21408294

>>21407125
Did the second one ever get picked up for translation?

>> No.21408313

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1132142832985100288
From what I can gather here, KC is saying long projects are hard because he can't show people what he's doing and thanks everyone for being so patient.

Guess there won't be a new girl for a few months but if it leads to a game with CGs by KC himself I'll be happy.

>> No.21408314

>>21407588
>Lich sensei figured out the cure for the cold virus
She's a great humanitarian!

>> No.21408334

>>21406506
You haven't seen a cannonball until you've seen a Dragon cannonball from free fall.

>> No.21408342

>>21408313
tl;dr KC is a cuck

>> No.21408380

>>21408294
Unfortunately no but I kinda understand what's going on in that game

>> No.21408383
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>>21408214
There be two types of people in this world.

The one who want their golem / automaton to be super passionate about needing to refuel.

And the ones who want their golem / automaton to be cold and emotionless about their immediate need for energy lest their functionality be impeded partially or entirely.

Both of which will fight or argue over this.

>>21406506
It's Summer.png NEVER

>> No.21408392

>>21408383
If this pic was drawn later there's gonna be a Vamp Mosquito biting him too

>> No.21408427

>>21408383
from the look of the story, golems only go rapey mode if they are low on power and craving dick.
The story said she could eat other things but at that point not fucking her master was "outside of reason"
I did think that the guy ordering her to draw what she liked and her doing pictures of him was cute

>> No.21408441

>>21408392
>tfw I haven't seen a mosquito since I was 9
I don't miss those fuckers one bit, but for some reason it makes me think of a vamp mosquito moving far away from her childhood boyfriend

>> No.21408492

Need me a honeybee queen waifu

>> No.21408502

>>21408492
She's gotta have drills.

>> No.21408510

>>21408492
Would your Hive join the mighty Kingdom of Bugs, Plants and Mushrooms, or would you remain independent?

>> No.21408598

>>21408510
My hive? No, it'd be waifu's hive. She commands all the worker bees. I just sit back and breed her daily with a belly full of honey

>> No.21408693
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21408693

>be shota anon
>get sent on a quest to Oni Island with a dog girl, harpy, and kakuen to dick the Onis into submission
Why do people saddle youths with such dangerous missions?

>> No.21408731

>>21408693
Is this a Momotaro reference? The answer is to make a man out of you.

>> No.21408759

>>21408693
>be shota anon
No thanks

>> No.21408835
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21408835

MGs are not well accustomed to technology.

>> No.21408853
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>>21408835
Neither am I. I still use a flip-phone and have never had a social media account. Won't need stuff like that at The Farm.

>> No.21408875

>>21408853
Holsts are such country bumpkins.

>> No.21408882

>>21408693
The adults are too busy fucking.

>> No.21408888
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>>21408853
Is the farm hiring? I know a little bit about agriculture.

>> No.21408903

>>21408835
Is it racist to refuse to sell a computer to a dragon because you know she's going to return it burnt to a crisp within a week?

>> No.21408907

>>21408888
Just pick yourself a spot that nobody's using and clear some land for yourself. Build a log cabin, plants some stuff, drink homebrew with the rest of the community, roll in the hay, stuff like that.

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21408926

>>21408903
Not to worry! Gremlin Magitech Ltd has the right product for you! It'll work even for lava golems and ice queens. We'll tell you more once our chief engineer and head of sales are done with their strategy meeting in the next room.

>>21408907
Sounds like a living. Having said that, how lewd is rubber tapping in MG land?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_tapping

>> No.21408931

>>21408926
>rubber tapping a tree
>there's a Dryad in it
You better be grateful for all the sap she gives you!

>> No.21408932

>>21408853
I heard rumors of criminals who did very bad things going to the farm as a way to start anew.
That one Holst neighbor who keeps giving you a fresh batch of her milk in the morning might just be a convinced felon.

>> No.21408937

>>21408926
Ice Queen-sama's computer keeps freezing, it's up to local tech support Yeti to fix it

>> No.21408960

>>21408931
Sap's no good, we can't make rubber out of this. It does taste sweet as hell.
>said the oblivious farmer as he drinks the whole cup of "sap" in front of a increasingly embarrassed dryad

>>21408937
You can't fix a computer by hugging, silly Yeti.

>>21408932
What sort of felony? Hand-holding before intercourse? Loitering within tent? Voluntarily causing grievous hugs?

>> No.21408965

>>21408960
>What sort of felony?
Assault. She saw a jogger with some red shorts and went wild.

>> No.21408976
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21408976

Well?

>> No.21409018

>>21408976
Well what?

>> No.21409032

>>21409018
Would you?

>> No.21409047
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>>21409032
Sure.

>> No.21409053

>>21408114
I thought you transitioned to yetis. I was hoping you gave up.

>> No.21409070

>tfw you wake up in bed with a smug enemy dark elf rogue

>> No.21409101

>>21409070
I shall call Fujiko mine.

>> No.21409109
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>>21409070
How smug?

>> No.21409133

>>21409109
Very smug, but she is already gone when you reach for your sword.
>tfw you curse that damn elf, but at the same time miss her warmth

>> No.21409150

>>21409109
That's literally welfare queen tier nigotry right there.

>> No.21409159

>>21409150
thats good or bad? i aint good with buzzwords

>> No.21409160

>>21408976
Not stopping till she's pregnant.

>> No.21409169
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21409169

Don’t forget your sunscreen!
Sexy application times aside, do you have any idea how hard it is to try and fuck while trying to avoid touching your burn(s)?

>> No.21409183

>>21409160
>trying to impregnate a lilim
poor anon,its gonna take centuries

>> No.21409195

>>21409183
Even longer if he keeps trying to do it by kissing her.

>> No.21409196

I wonder how MGs feel about scars not gained through fighting but something from a surgery instead.

>> No.21409199

>>21409196
Or scars gained by your lich wife experimenting on you

>> No.21409215

>>21409159
It's 3DPD level bullshit that western women with no values engage in for easy money for 18 years.

>> No.21409220

>>21409196
You make up grand stories about the scars on your back to impress your salamander kids but really your wife is just a bit scratch happy in bed.

>> No.21409247

>>21409199
Wouldn't a lich be more careful to prevent that?

>> No.21409254

>>21409109
dark elfs are dangerous.

>> No.21409265
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21409265

>>21409254
That's a stereotype, dude!

>> No.21409273
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21409273

>Lich's Build-A-Wife Workshop is shut down pending an investigation into where she got the zombie parts
It's a shame, really. I wanted to go and pick out the biggest, plumpest bits for my dumb zombie waifu.

>> No.21409282

>>21409273
You're such a klutz for getting caught, Igor.

>> No.21409284
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>>21409254
Dangerous for my boner, sure.

>> No.21409291

>>21409265
those nipples look dangerously pointy

>> No.21409306

>>21409284
Imagine getting bought as a pet by that.

>> No.21409307

>>21409284
I want to be the assistant/mana recharger for a dark elf sorceress with that bodytype. Gonna carry all her tomes!

>> No.21409313

>>21409265
>>21409284
dark skin monster girls are superior in every way for me holy shit

>> No.21409338

>>21409306
I'm sure she's a kind and loving mistress.

>> No.21409346

>>21409284
I want to have a dick so huge I can lift her up off the ground with it.

>> No.21409364

>>21409313
It certainly helps when they’re drawn with good facial features.

>> No.21409378

>>21409273
Its not grave robbery, it's grave recycling.

>> No.21409434

>>21409273
I hear you, a damn shame.

>> No.21409468

>>21409364
yeah no shit, it helps any character

>> No.21409518
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21409518

dios mio, la zombino dragóna

>> No.21409520

>>21409468
I know, I’m just saying, there’s a reason it works for them and not your average tumblr oc.
I don’t know why some people are allergic to decent faces but good god I have seen some shit.

>> No.21409522

>>21409518
S-shes big

and dumb

>> No.21409534

>>21409520
But muh realism!

>> No.21409585

>>21409534
It’s more like caricature, really.

>> No.21409586

>>21409364
>>21409520
>that face
>good
Get out with your bimbo shit. It looks like a dime whore.

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21409587

>>21409522
>S-shes big
More of her to love

>> No.21409588

>>21409522
And very cuddly

>> No.21409609

>>21409586
Nigger what, it looks fine.
That’s nowhere near bimbo shit.

>> No.21409681

>>21409522
>having to tilt your head backwards to look her in the crotch
my boner is confused is this too big or just the right size.

>> No.21409723

>>21409183
100+ Lilims in 1000 years means lilith had a pregnancy every 10 years. She also had to do her queenly duties so it probably wasn't 24/7. I would say it only takes at most 10 years to impegnate a lilim.

>> No.21409729

why does she expose her panties to strange men from the internet?

>> No.21409744

>>21409518
I just want to sink into her massive breasts!

>> No.21409760

>>21409744
Careful, slimes can take that request literally.
And a Dark Slime might know what you really mean but she’d pretend not to anyway.

>> No.21409770

>>21405289
I want to be repeatedly level drained through paizuri after accidentally releasing an ancient evil fox.

>> No.21409778

>>21409770
>When your imotou learns the level drain spell and wants to grind.
Beware

>> No.21409779

>>21409760
I already have a pslime waifu so she will defend me from other slime thots.

>> No.21409781

>When a monster girl wants to level drain you but you're still Lv.1

>> No.21409790

>>21409778
>Paimouto devil learning level drain
Oh no!

>> No.21409800

>>21409781
>come across a Demon when you're out adventuring for the first time and she wants to level drain you
>but you're only level 1
>she decides instead to help you level up, only to level drain you at a later time
>she accidentally helps you become more powerful than her, and you take her as your wife
>pouty housewife Demon constantly asking you if she can level drain you now

>> No.21409813

>>21409770
Careful, those tits once toppled an empire.

>>21409781
I feel like grinding solely for the purpose of getting level drained wouldn’t be an uncommon thing.
Especially with “extremist” type girls.

>> No.21409821

>>21409790
>Hey Nii-chan, wanna help me level grind?
>Eh? Really!? Fantastic!
>Wait, what do you mean in which game?

>> No.21409851

>>21409821
>before you can even react she has you cock between her massive tits.
>"The game of life!"
Scary paimouto!

>> No.21409859

>>21409851
Her friends in school will be quite jealous.

>> No.21409861

>>21409800
>She's not able to drain that many levels from you since you're so strong now.
>You're able to regain the levels lost with some extra ones gained with little effort.

>> No.21409878

>>21409859
As a devil i am sure she would be willing to help her friends get their own onii-chan!

>> No.21409883

>>21409851
>>21409821
Didn't know I had this fetish. Getting dommed by an extra-clingy paimouto sounds fun! But also going out with her in public sounds scary if she can show off how much stronger she is than you. Especially if she goes out of her way to paizuri level drain you the moment you start getting even the slightest bit tougher.

>> No.21409891

>>21409790
>every level she drains bumps her up a cup size

>> No.21409906

>>21409878
And if they can't, she can always show how great you are!

>>21409891
....I'm Ok with this.
Very Ok with this.

>>21409883
Despite having more levels than you, you still hold oniichan authority over her, don't forget it.

>> No.21409916

>>21409906
>you still hold oniichan authority over her
Ah, but she possesses the imouto pout.

>> No.21409922

>>21409916
It at best cancels.
A strong will oniichan can still power though.

>> No.21409939

>>21409922
But a good oniichan will return her smile.

>> No.21409950

>>21409939
This is also true.

>> No.21409952

>>21409883
>be out in the town with your paimouto devil.
>she forced you under threat of paizuri level drain.
>Dragged around as she tries on sexy clothing.
>Eventually you get tired and demand to go home.
>She simply drags you into the dressing room for another session.
>Come out to a bunch of older monsters ~ufufu~ing you.

>>21409891
No single paimouto should have such power!

>>21409906
>And if they can't, she can always show how great you are!
I am sure she could help! If she doesn't and starts telling them how great i am it will just make them jealous! what if they all go to the farming sabbath to follow in paimoutos footsteps!

>> No.21409972

>>21409952
>Imouto goes in the dressing room level 54
>Imouto comes out level 56
At least she dumps all her points into SEX so she can make it up to you by draining your levels in an even more pleasurable manner next time.

>> No.21410031

>>21409972
As her onii-chan you probably put your points in vitality just to last long enough for her.

>> No.21410101

>>21409800
I hope DL/KC has balanced the world so that reaction times and experience can counter effects of being level drained. Like how most venerated adventures in the guild hall are group of grizzled level 1's. They are stuck with default gear, but can still carry hardest dungeons for other adventurers. All levels they gain seems to disappear during weekends though.

>> No.21410122

>>21410101
Well the actual level drain spell gives you back you levels eventually.

>> No.21410127

It would be funny if a human girl who is a hardline vegan were transformed into a carnivorous monster girl.

>> No.21410141

>>21410122
One-way (but still “safe”) level drains are more fun though.

>> No.21410145

>>21410127
Is gulping down your hubbies come vegan friendly?

>> No.21410161

>>21410101
>"Sorry guy's, I can't go adventuring today. Wife took all my levels and I won't have them back until Monday".
God I hope this is a conversation I get to have one day.

>> No.21410165

>>21410141
The mge level drain also has a de-aging aspect so momsters can de-age their big strong sons back into shotas for sexy time.

>> No.21410171

What if a succubus type level drained someone through sex only to give him back his levels immediately afterwards. Then repeat it again and again.

>> No.21410172

>>21410145
I don't think so. It sometimes gets nicknamed after diary products like milk and cheese and vegans are known to not think highly of dairy products.

>> No.21410185

>>21410172
Well then turning into any monster will be breaking her code as her favorite breakfast, lunch and dinner will be her hubby’s creamfilling! Preferably directly injected orally via his meat stick!

>> No.21410194

>>21410171
This is a form of exploiting and any offenders will have their levels permanently reset.

>> No.21410195

>>21410171
Kc said in wg3 i think that doing that is a way for monsters to powerlevel.

>> No.21410213

>>21410171
That's how MGE level draining works between married couples.
Monster takes her husband's strength, it gets enhanced by her own mana, then it gets sent back only for her to repeat the process.

>> No.21410224

I think the funniest thing that could happen in monsterization would be identical twin sisters undergoing role reversal. Anyone who has much experience with twins knows that there is the more introverted and the more extroverted one and here the man has long figured out which is which but he now he has to relearn because the introverted one got transformed into a extroverted monster girl species while the extroverted one got transformed into a introverted monster girl species.

>> No.21410262

>>21410224
While he mught have trouble at first ge would probably be able to differentiate them. Especially if they change into radically different species and also that personality doesnt change unless the person is evil so the extroverted one would still be extroverted and the introvert would also not change.

>> No.21410294

>>21410213
That must be quite the feeling. I mean you are already having sex with a succubi and in addition to that your strength is being drained and renewed, a constant see-saw.

>> No.21410312

>>21410294
It is indeed extremely pleasurable as sex with monsters gets more intense and better the more thats had.

>> No.21410381

>>21410101
Maybe levels increase stats, but equipment has no level or stat requirements, instead using a separate job level/job requirements that increases with time spent exploring dungeons and in combat. You keep your gear, but you're still a bit weaker overall.

It takes a particularly powerful monster to rob you of job levels.

>> No.21410425

>>21409338
My tongue will still get tired from licking all of that.

>> No.21410427

>>21410101
I would like to see a guild run by humans and monsters dedicated to catching outlaws and teaching humans how to fight good.
>Imagine having a harem of monsters as your party members, each fulfilling a different role in the group.
>You go on adventures exploring places and capturing outlaws.
>Occasionally, one of the outlaws in the guild jail fall in love with you and beg to join your team.
>Your own party conspiring to violate you every month.
>Each time they try, they fail because you know them so well as species and individuals, and you're just too damn swole.
>You pityfuck them anyways.

>> No.21410443
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21410443

Which of the known baphos do you think gives the best head? Rank them from best to worst.

>> No.21410447

>>21410427
Not into whole party harem (prefer just a groupofother guys and their waifus), but the other stuff sounds fun.

>> No.21410510

>>21410443
Kuro could probably suck a baseball through a garden hose.
That said I feel like Bapho-sama and Runya would be equally pleasurable, but at progressively lower levels of intensity.
All the others are good but not as good, except for Grelia who’s probably pretty bad at it.

>> No.21410521
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>>21408853
>>21408888
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

>> No.21410538

>>21410510
Could definitely see Kuro giving the best head

>> No.21410572
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>> No.21410580

>>21410572
Bad girl!

>> No.21410581

>>21410521
i wish we had more setting art for MGE

>> No.21410602

>>21410581
does MGE have any setting art?

>> No.21410618

>>21410602
only cover art for the books unfortunately

>> No.21410676

>>21410602
There's NotVenice

>> No.21410686

>>21410521
I wounder if KC is ever going to release art on how the different places in MGE looks like. Demon realms, green demons realms, Undead kingdoms, mist continents, etc.

>> No.21410707

>>21409778
I want to help a flaty witch level up!

Why am I not surprised paitards fucking tainted this shit

>> No.21410709

>>21410521
Damn that looks like it would be a comfy place to live in

>> No.21410731

>>21410521

I wonder if there are demon realms that perpetually are in dawn/dusk.

>> No.21410743

>Want to commission a short porn comic (like 3-4 pages)
>Had a few ideas
>Tried to type them out to request them
>Realized they're all terrible
How often dose this happen to you guys? Trying to get a commission you though was good until you actually had to explain it?
Any good ideas?

>> No.21410745

>>21410686
Has he ever done backgrounds

>> No.21410758

>>21410731
i would assume yes seems shitty if you can only have perma night or day.

>> No.21410773

>>21410743
One part trial and error, one part understanding that sometimes it doesn't as good out loud, and possibly one part worrying that other people will think it's dumb, won't like it, or just that you're embarrassed to say it.

At least that's my experience writing greentexts, maybe it applies to you, maybe it doesn't.

>> No.21410777

>>21410731
Undead kingdoms?

>> No.21410782

>>21410745
Not really.
And it's a damn shame.

>> No.21410785

>>21410743
Try greentexting it here. The writing process will help you sort out your thoughts and the anons here might give you some ideas for how to word it better.

>> No.21410786

>>21410758
Green realms aren’t perma-day, they have a normal cycle.

>> No.21410794

>>21410743
Write them out when you're horny. Submit the idea when you're horny. Only interact with the artist when you're horny. Only view the porn when you're horny. Trust me. This is the best way to ensure that you follow through with your porn commission and don't have any regrets. The moment you do any of this when you're sober is the moment you regret it.

>> No.21410795

>>21410785
>Try greentexting it here.
That's... not a bad idea actually.

>> No.21410798

>>21410743
I guess it's kind of happened, I keep a text file with all my commission ideas in it so I don't forget and sometimes I end up striking something off the list as I'm writing it.
Can't go wrong with one of the combat races getting violated after defeat, a wight treating her husband to a night of service or some gentle demon femdom. I may be bias with those suggestions though

>> No.21410799

>>21410777
It's said in MGE II that the kingdoms of the undead are pretty much the classic dark/umbral demon realms.

>> No.21410803

>>21410799
Could a wight be mean to her vampire lords and make her kingdom have a green realm day/night cycle?

>> No.21410804

>>21410799
https://imgur.com/a/FEpQauL

>> No.21410806

>>21410803
what about a green and purple cycle

>> No.21410809

>>21410803
That would probably immediately result in either a revolt or mass exodus.
None of the undead are fans.

>> No.21410812

>>21410803
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Light_of_the_Four_Great_Spirits_.28p91.29
>By using this spell it's even possible to create a “bright green mamono realm” space which has similar scenery to the human world with a clear blue sky extending, and the earth being adorned with green plants, within a typical mamono realm, a “dark mamono realm”, which has black earth adorned by ominous blue and purple plants and a sky that's dark like night, illuminated by a crimson moon and the light of mana.

>> No.21410813

>>21409070
>>21409800
>Your wife is also your rival/enemy
Pretty hot

>> No.21410814

How would you help a timid ushi-oni regain her ferocity

>> No.21410833

>>21410814
With my patented Berserker’s Brew™, of course!
Check your local general store today!
There’s a lot of alcohol in it. And maybe a certain shroom.

>> No.21410836
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>>21410803
I always imagined that there'd still be day and night in an undead kingdom but during day the sun is blocked out by dark clouds that allow sunlight through but not enough to weaken a vampire maybe during the summer they allow the sun to shine so everyone can enjoy the beach
>>21410814
Taunt her, grope her maybe sneak alarune nectar into her tea or coffee. Eventually she'll break and rape you, once she realizes how good it felt to be in charge you'll be spending the rest of your nights with her on top

>> No.21410838

>>21410814
By constantly falling around her and causing situations in which I'm vulnerable to her raping me like getting accidentally tied up

>> No.21410841

>>21410798
That one with combat girl sound really good.
Might try to do a green text with a lizard girl and see if I like it.
Probably not gonna post it, but still.

>> No.21410843

>>21410836
that could be neat. I just dont like the idea of perma night. Grey days through the year is fine with me.

>> No.21410852

>>21410833
>>21410836
What if the drugs don't work and she is still timid and scared of even a mouse

>> No.21410856

>>21410838
>anon gets tangled up in front of her
>”Oh no, I’m completely helpless and unable to resist whatever any monsters would want to do with me!”
>She just tries to help you out and cuts you down from your “trap”

>> No.21410862

>>21410852
You can say “well what if it doesn’t work” to literally anything, so there’s no point in discussing any further.

>> No.21410866

>>21410852
Then you rape her and show her how it's done

>> No.21410870

I wonder what kind of shitposting monstergirls would do

>> No.21410873

>>21410814
rub our wieners together

>> No.21410877

>>21410852
Then refer to the two previous options, if you constantly grope and tease her without ever having sex with her, make sure to do it everywhere. While in line at the supermarket slap her ass, at the park grope her breasts, when people are watching grab her by the horns and pull her into a kiss, forbid her from wearing her seal, at some point she'll just go wild and rape you

>> No.21410891

>>21410745
>that one h artist that does backgrounds really go and invests a weird amount of effort on it.

>> No.21410903

>>21410891
This reminds me that shadman use to be a background artist and use to (and still is) pretty fucking good at it.

>> No.21410904

>>21410745
Probably not good at them. Seems more like someone who much prefers and is much better at drawing characters.
Would be nice if he was able to commission some one else to do it though.

>> No.21410910

>>21410799
KC said sun inside undead kingdoms don't affect vampires, which means there's some sort of sunlight in them.

>> No.21410912

>>21410745
He does covers for other monster girl doujinshi and the various MGE non-canon fanfiction books.

>> No.21410917

>>21410891
>tfw you have a picture where you honestly wish they’d remove the nude chick in the center because the background is just that much better

>> No.21410925

What separates a momster from a monster with kids

>> No.21410937

>>21410910
He didn't say anything about the sun being from a demon realm just that the sun period doesn't effect undead in the current era due to the protection of Hel. While I guess there could be some rare exception or a Vampire that lives in a green demon realm but MGEII specifically says most undead realms are typical dark realms
>>21410804

>> No.21410938

>>21410917
Sometimes you just gotta appreciate the scenery.

>>21410925
Momster is unmarried. Monster with kids is married and presumably has already had children with her husband.

>> No.21410945

>>21410925
one rapes kids

>> No.21410974

Wikifag here, half of the new galleries have been uploaded.

>> No.21410980

>>21410945
It's not rape if they were destined to be her husband while maybe she even manipulated the events to cause that to be his fate that isn't rape.

>> No.21410982

>>21410974
Naice

>> No.21410983

>>21410870
>cheshire telling a unicorn her husband would leave her for hellhound or brown girl
>manticores shitposting about wanting to eat men to keep up the scary image
>sabbath races derailing an entire thread because a holst posted
>kikis and shogs exchanging cleaning tips calmly in the middle of the arguments and trying to ignore it
>haughty vampire ranting about the board would be better if the mods just banned all mortals
>an innocent kobold asking if people can just talk about humans
>gets cussed out by an atlach-nacha telling her that not arguing with shitposters is making them feel welcome
>continues until the thread dies and the next one starts with a peaceful discussion about hot spring fantasies

>> No.21410993

>>21410870
>Regular shitposting
>Race specific stuff like implying Manticores use doorknobs on their tails
The usual stuff.

>> No.21410996

>>21410974
Thanks for the updates.

>> No.21410997

>>21410983
>cheshire telling a unicorn her husband would leave her for hellhound or brown girl
Made me giggle.

>> No.21410998

>>21410983
>unicorn
More like Unicuck

>> No.21410999

>>21410983
>>manticores shitposting about wanting to eat men to keep up the scary image
I bet they are feeding all the manticore conspiracy theories on the human forums

>> No.21411000
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>>21410841
Well I'm gonna give it a go and see if it's a terrible idea to commission a comic version of this.
>Be Lizardman bandit in human bored lands
>Human travelers can't really fight back so having a "toll" to pass the roads "safely" is pretty easy
>The few knights that come around aren't much better
>One day some random knight comes around, plain armor but a good sword. Probably a newbie, easy money
>Do the usual "the roads aren't safe", "if you okay up I make sure no "intercedes" happen", "you're not that stupid, bla bla bla"
>He just answers no
>Sure kid, if you wants to play stupid games, you're gonna win stupid prices
>Try to attack him
>He parries it
>And the attack after that
>And the next... and the on after that
>Oh fuck
>He actually starts to attack back
>Double fuck
>Can't really keep up
>After a few strikes and my armor torn and he hits me with the hilt of his sword right in my head
>Dazed pretty badly and fall to the ground
>Half-regain focus a short moment later and get to my knees
>He got his dick right in my face
>"How about you make up for what you did?"
>Fucking lizards instincts go into overdrive
>Even in my half-dazed state I start to suck his dick
>Try to glare at him, but fucking hell if he's dick isn't amazing
>He pushes me over and force me on all fours
>Tears off what little remained of my armor covering my crotch
>Starts fucking me doggy style
>Want to fight him but my fucking lizard instincts aren't letting me
>Try to insult him instead
>"Please... Cum inside"
>Wait no, that's what I meant to say
>"Impregnate me"
>God damn it
>This is starting to feel really bloody good
>When he cums I cum so hard I pass out
>...
>He's there when I wake up
>Wanted to make sure I was alright
>He's a good husband

>> No.21411001

I want whitehorn-san to give me a hindleg footjob while i look at her deer holes

>> No.21411008

>>21410983
>BaphoBaps posted:
>”Reminder: Best pussy :^)”
>[link to a publication of the Wandering Scholar’s entry]

>754 replies and 233 images omitted. Click here to view.

>> No.21411009

>>21410983
At least the shitposting world be better than the thousandth time someone posted "human boy slave what do"

>> No.21411016

Swatting or monstering would probably an even worse problem on an monstergirl/human internet. I feel sorry for all the human streamers.

>> No.21411023

>>21411016
>I feel sorry for all the human streamers.
I don't think there'd be any humans brave or foolish to do any streaming at all because of that.

>> No.21411024

>>21410983
>>an innocent kobold asking if people can just talk about humans
>once things finally calm down all she can do is talk about getting tied up and wearing latex clothing

>> No.21411030

>>21411008
Pretty good

>> No.21411031

>>21411016
That's why the wife streams and I and they other wife only show up as guests.

>> No.21411032

>>21411024
I feel like this monster girl is violating the 18+ only rule.

>> No.21411035

>>21411023
Think about the money though, shit all you gotta do is have a conveniently place "controller camera" that just so happens to show your lap

>> No.21411039

>>21411035

You won't be able to enjoy that money for long though.

>> No.21411044 [DELETED] 

>>21411023
Human men I might agree with, but human would still stream.

>>21411031
Good idea.

>> No.21411046

>>21411039
Just gotta make sure your viewers don't know where you live

>> No.21411051

>>21411035
>you get a Dormouse follower who quickly becomes your most dedicated/creeper fan
>if you ever ask her why all she says is that “you look cozy”

>> No.21411054

>>21411035
>"controller camera" that just so happens to show your lap
you fucking tease why not be an actual streamer and just play the game no face cam and only let the monsters hear your voice

>> No.21411057

>>21410983
>sabbath races derailing an entire thread because a holst posted
Basically the opposite is happening.
>Flatfag posts not mentioning anything about oppai
>haha BuT wHaT iF ShE hAd BIG TITTIES iNsTeAd
I'm sure oppaifags are very tolerable in real life.

>> No.21411060
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>>21411008
I read that as
>Reindeer: Best pussy

>> No.21411061

>>21411023
Human men I might agree with, but human women would still stream. Cant stop the thot.

>>21411031
Good idea.

>> No.21411063

>>21411032
>implying those rules would exist in a monstergirl society

>> No.21411081

>>21411060
Best horsepussy, at least.

>> No.21411082

>>21411000
Hot.
>>21411032
Something tells me a monster girl board would lower that limit by 10.

>> No.21411088

>>21411051
Id let a dormouse use my lap! If I got an erection from her I’d even grind it against her butt!

>> No.21411090

>>21411035
>And a special thanks for this 100,000 bit donation from "anon-loves-scales7"

>> No.21411091

>>21411057
You just know they’d end up cordoned off into separate boards.

>> No.21411107

>>21411057
probably happen both ways like it does in this thread. Although it would be a lot more friendly.

>> No.21411113

>>21411090
I could see the richer neet monsters using money to get cute boys to say they love them on their stream

>> No.21411123

>>21411091
I was talking about how it's happening in these threads.

>>21411107
Yeah maybe, but the way the oppaifags do it in these threads is fucking obnoxious. I would like an example of flatfags obnoxiously taking over a reply chain from oppaifags.

>> No.21411129

>>21411088
Slow down there Tex. NEET stalker Dormice are not like your average Dormouse.
She’s an utter pervert to the end and is probably going to get up to things like stealing your used clothing and masturbating on your pillow.
And sometimes she wants to watch YOU sleep.

>> No.21411133

>>21411113
>They giggle to themselves as the streamers freak out when getting truly outrageous sums of money

>> No.21411139

>>21411133
TanukiUfufu.wav

>> No.21411164

>>21411133
>Sends him an email promising double if he tells her where he lives so that he can send "gifts"

>> No.21411166
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Little known MG Facts:

Unicorns highly prefer the taste of Wild Carrots over the more garden variety type in their cooking, this is why Unicorns are more commonly seen on the move in the Fall seasons so they can harvest said carrots. White Horns however strictly cannot eat wild carrots but greatly enjoy garden variety ones.

>> No.21411169

>>21411164
>Sends him an email
Dear god, think of all the spam email you'd get if you were a single male.

>> No.21411178

>>21411166
I just realized she's not wearing panties.
I like it.

>> No.21411179

>>21411133
I dont know how i would react to a neet wight or pslime giving me tons of money asking for my location.

>> No.21411190

>>21411169
Gotta have a business email so that you can play free games given to you by game dev monsters

>> No.21411194

>>21411190
Instead of asking for good reviews like the corrupt fucks of our world they just ask for a hint to your location.

>> No.21411197
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>>21411169
>"hello I am wealth queen from [kingdom name] and I need your help"
>"i have fallen on hard times without husband and need your generosity"
>"in exchange i can offer vast fortunes and anything you desire"
That and gremlins claiming they've hacked your webcam and will leak your fap videos if you don't marry them.

>> No.21411201

>>21411197
>Local ___ (blank being your preferred species) in your area want to fuck

>> No.21411207

>>21411194
>A moment of complete insanity overtakes you and tell a game dev your actual location, no hints at all.
>You get out a stop-watch and start it the same time you send the email.
>Now you just wait...

>> No.21411212

>>21411000
Great stuff. Might be too many actions for only a few pages though.

>> No.21411220

>>21411035
What do you do if your childhood friend opens your stream and recognizes that it's your room

>> No.21411224

>>21411201
>pic of a Zombie
>”this dumb bitch is banging a super cute guy and basically you are fucking stupid”

>> No.21411228

>>21411197
I'd fall for this.

>> No.21411230

>>21411220
You accept it, because you’re only going to find out that she knows when she barges into your room mid-stream to fuck you in front of your thousands of viewers.

>> No.21411236

>>21411220
She could easily kill your fan base by pretending to be your GF and barging in

>> No.21411241

>>21411212
Yeah, that's what I realized too. May need like 5-7 pages.
But the artist I found do them for like $60 per page, so I might still do it.

>> No.21411243
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I need the smug

>> No.21411245

I want to track a NEET monstergirl vidya streamer using clues in her background, so I can break into her place and steal her virginity.

>> No.21411246

>>21411230
>>21411236
Also known as how half of all single male streamers lose that status.

>> No.21411247

>>21411035
Think of all the monster bait donation rewards you could do. Like x amount of pushups or squats per donation.

>> No.21411250

>>21411243
I bet she cheats

>> No.21411252

>>21411247
I don’t think musclehead monsters are big on streaming though.

>> No.21411253

>>21411236
>pretending
I don't think she would be pretending

>> No.21411254

>>21411241
That's quite good for comics, who's the artist?

>> No.21411255

>>21411247
1k for a shirtless stream

>> No.21411257

>>21411252
No but I imagine they'd donate to see some anon workout on camera

>> No.21411259

I think it would be cool to be a streamer and do co-op games with other monster streamers

>> No.21411261
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>Hot single Oomukade 5 miles away wants you!
Dare you refresh the page and see how close she is now?

>> No.21411265

>>21411254
https://twitter.com/DankoDeadZone
I think they can do it pretty well. Or what do you think?

>> No.21411267

>Today I'm presenting you my little brother on streaming!
>Viewers increased x5

>> No.21411268

>>21411255
No wonder your reputation on the rest of the site is as a “camwhore/fake gamer.”

>> No.21411283

What if I refuse to facecam on stream?

>> No.21411286

>>21411283
your voice would still get a fair bit of monsters

>> No.21411288
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>>21411250
Afraid to place a bet?

>> No.21411289

>>21411283
You'll probably get a fanbase who daydreams about how you really look like. Seems like prime yandere rapebait.

>> No.21411290

>>21411261
Yes.

>> No.21411291

>>21411283
A couple naysayers/trolls but nothing mods can’t deal with.
Otherwise a fairly civil stream.

>> No.21411294

>>21411250
Probably cards in her bust.

>> No.21411296

>>21411286
>You get some monster girls who want to hear you sing

>> No.21411298

>>21411265
The price suddenly makes sense. Dude's usual fetishes are shit, but at least the artstyle is decent.
I'd say that you should go ahead with the comm, anon.

>> No.21411299

>>21411259
I'm pretty sure doing so would hurt your popularity also I bet the monster you stream with would make lewd comments to fluster you in front of your audience

>> No.21411300

>>21411289
Oh dear.
>>21411291
Hope they like me explaining Kingdom Hearts and Kirby lore.

>> No.21411302

>>21411243
What happens if i lose to this smug gobo?

>> No.21411303

>>21411288
what bet that she cheats how would that bet work

>> No.21411308

>>21411298
>Dude's usual fetishes are shit, but at least the artstyle is decent.
More or less my feelings too.

>> No.21411320

>>21411299
>Do a 24 hour stream.
>Just you and some of your friends.
>Eventually get drunk.
>invite some famous monstergirl streamers.
>All goes awry from there.
>at the end of the stream your the only one still single.
>However you have some monsters hunting you now i with your location known.

>> No.21411326
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21411326

How can a chestlet elf even compare to other monster girls when even a human girl is bigger than her?

>> No.21411334

>>21411326
because flat chest is sexy

>> No.21411340

>>21411265
Those are some really good prices, especially on the additional characters for the regular images.
Real tempted by something myself.

>> No.21411343

>>21411302
You have to join her adventuring party!

>> No.21411345

>>21411243
I greatly enjoy this image set despite usually not caring much for shortstack
it's strange

>> No.21411364

>>21411299
That's why when you stream with monsters you only pick nice ones that won't immediate ask how big your dick is the moment you go live

>> No.21411374

I would just work as a camwhore, seems simpler.

>> No.21411385

>>21411374
you wouldn't stay as one for long.

>> No.21411386
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21411386

How do ice queens feel about ice levels in video games, do they love them or hate them?

>> No.21411396

>>21411386
They think they’re pretty cool.

>> No.21411399

>>21411374
that's just begging for some monstergirl to come and rape you.

>>21411386
And i want to fuck this cold bitch sensless!

>> No.21411402

>>21411000
Well the commission request is sent, let's hope they like it.

>>21411340
Do it. They're pretty cheep and their art is good.

>> No.21411413
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>>21411396
t. a cheshire
>>21411402
>Based commission anon
keep us posted

>> No.21411450

>>21411402
Well I got an answer pretty quickly.
Turns out they had closed their commissions for may and June it would seam. But new slots (with one slot being one page) would be opened in June.
So not all hope is lost, but still.

>> No.21411458

>>21411450
That's a speedy reply, thanks for keeping us posted. Was just about to send him an email.

>> No.21411475

I want flat monsters to have huge tits and busty monsters to have flat chest just to see the chaos it would cause

>> No.21411492

>>21411475
Wonderland’s Bust Swap Day!

>> No.21411502

>>21411475
That about those in the middle

>> No.21411505

I want to fuck a were bat that looks exactly like mizones werebat. Also i emphazise looks being the only thing the werebat has from him.

>> No.21411507
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>>21411492
Chaange Places!

>> No.21411508

>>21411458
I was pleasantly surprised over how quick they responded.
But I might have to cut it down to something like a 1-3 pages instead.
I hope you get your commissions as well anon.

>> No.21411509

>>21411502
50/50 chance to gain a huge bust or become flat as a board.

>> No.21411518

>>21411502
Middling breasts are the worst an MG can be cursed with.
There’s fans of flats, perky A-cups, big chests and massive milkers. But who wants something ho-hum and not noteworthy like perfectly ordinary tits? Next to nobody, that’s who.

>> No.21411519

Monsters that like male:netorare deserve to be bullied by other monsters

>> No.21411551

>>21411508
Thanks dude, still got one pending so I'm not in too much of a rush.

>> No.21411557

>>21411518
You are wrong. KC’s middling breast size (genie, myconid, houri, wisp) is fucking top tier and i am normally a massive milker fan.

>> No.21411568

>>21411519
It can ALWAYS be worse

>> No.21411576

>>21411557
I sleep

>> No.21411577

>>21411475
>Jinko now has tiny B-cups
>Cheshire is pretty much just tits and ass at this point
She may be smug now but running isn't something she can do.

>> No.21411581
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21411581

Would onmyo mages just be zipangu-ized dark mages or would they have their own unique traits? They use holy magic to banish spirits and break curses so would they be more akin to light mages? What effect would their holy seals have on men?

>> No.21411589

>>21411475
>flat-chested holstaur who produces no milk and has a quiet, weak moo

Too sad.

>> No.21411591

>>21411577
Fortunately, smug cats come with convenient teleportation to wherever is most annoying to others.

>> No.21411594

>>21411519
But her being bullied is just what she wants cause then her child hood friend will defend her and you can expect that going well versus a monsters

>> No.21411596

>>21411589
Breast size has nothing to do with milk production

>> No.21411597

>>21411589
She would still have milk just not a lot

>> No.21411599

>>21411054
Streamers with no cameras and just gameplay and chat interactions are the best.

>> No.21411604
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name my sabbath.

>> No.21411609

>>21411604
Chuunibyou

>> No.21411611

>>21411594
>Your childhood friend keeps attempting to get you raped
>Why the fuck do our parents have to be friends and force us to hang out

>> No.21411614
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>>21409723
Don't forget possible twins, triplets, etc. So the time span between births may on average actually be longer.

But yeah, even for races with the lowest fertility, hundreds of years is still exceptional and only happens if the couple is unlucky.

>> No.21411618

>>21411557
Excellent taste. Smol women are the best.
>>21411604
Two Dorks and a Meido

>> No.21411622

>>21411599
Also use a voice modulator. Just the thrill of trying figure out who you are will get viewers to keep coming back!

>> No.21411625

>>21411622
>It craps out half way through a stream and instead of a slime voice you are know using your natural voice and don't notice until your view ship had spiked by double

>> No.21411628

>>21411614
Isn't Lilith still just a regular succubus despite being incredibly powerful though? I wonder if that balances out her pregnancy frequency since succs shouldn't be too rare.

>> No.21411634

>>21411597
See >>21411596
Breasts aren't just water balloons of milk. The fat that makes up the size and shape of the breast has nothing to do with the glands that make and hold milk. You can have a washboard flat chest that makes a lot of milk and DD+s that can barely produce any. It's all depends on the individual.

>> No.21411638

>>21411618
Indeed. His petite girls and their tits are just something. I really wanna go up behind and start groping their B-D sized breasts. I bet the fit perfectly in the hands! Also bet they are super light for easy full nelson pussy fucking.

>> No.21411641

>>21411577
>>Cheshire is pretty much just tits and ass at this point
Stop this right away.

>> No.21411643

>>21411597
>>21411596
>AA-cup holst produces just a small dribble of milk after much coaxing and massaging
>the whole process takes so long and you have to knead hard enough that she's shivering and shuddering all over by the time you're done
>a little trickle of milk runs down her tummy as she rides you
>she's so horny she can't even speak as you lap it all up
>you hardly get a mouthful licking it off her belly but it's unbrearably sweet and rich
>and hey, she's still got a great ass

>> No.21411646

>>21411604
Ushi-Hellbaphocore is fun and cute and that Shogmiliar is downright adorable.
But I have no clue what is going on with that witch.

>> No.21411647

>>21411000
Honestly, the lizardman gotten beaten too easily, was too against the sex when she was beaten (this guy is literally what she's waited and trained for), and was too easily overwhelmed by the sex (it should energize her).

>> No.21411649

>>21411634
>You can have a washboard flat chest that makes a lot of milk and DD+s that can barely produce any. It's all depends on the individual.
Tall flat holst bullying a thicc short stack cause she makes more milk

>> No.21411654

>>21411628
Even before becoming mamono lord she was the most powerful succubus of her time, but as for fertility, KC has indicated that indeed she is no more or less fertile than a regular succubus. She's just lived longer than an average one and thus had more kids.

>> No.21411655

>>21411646
combined four worshiping monsters to one. gremlin worships technology so she counts

>> No.21411656

>>21411591
Not if she wants comfy times on the couch.

>>21411641
Can't.
What do you think happens when a girl that's 6'5" and has O-cups gets her chest put on a 4'5" girl?

>> No.21411658

>>21411647
>the lizardman gotten beaten too easily
Humans can beat Baphomets who are much stronger and can flash step all over the place like a Bleach character with superior strength and magic. Lizards are mid tier at best.

>> No.21411660

>>21411614
True. Although her and the lilims birth rate probably is also boosted by the fact that it might be easier for them to obtain the sap from the center of the tentacle forest.

>>21411628
I would argue she has evolved into her own species, The lilim. A succ with the mana of every other monster.

>> No.21411666

>>21411646
Kikishogmiliar*

>> No.21411676

>>21411638
Small girls are great for positions like that, like lifting them above your head as you eat them out. I want to jump into a Wisps cage and molest her before she can stop me, and then fuck her full nelson position in her own territory. This is also a desire that might extend to a Genie and her lamp.

>> No.21411680

>>21411658
Baphomets can get beaten by hero-tier humans who have the power of a thousand regular soldiers. The man in the scenario certainly didn't seem to be hero-level in power, if he was it's a surprise the lizardman couldn't sense it (given monsters innately have a better sense of mana than humans).

And even then, it seems off that a few regular sword hits would be all it would take. It'd be different if the hit was some kind of terrain-rending display of power or a special sword technique where it was imbued with power.

>> No.21411691

>>21411676
For me its the houri or myconid. I love the idea of lovingly full nelsoning an angel of love and giving her lots of kisses or brutally pounding a myconid so she unleashes tons of aphrodisiac spores and causes my cock to get stuck inside her.

>> No.21411735

>>21411609
>lenen sidhe chuuni draws her OCs
wait till she gets in on the lilem OC scene

>> No.21411746

>>21411618
they are not dorks! they're just figuring out their identity is all

>> No.21411749

Dorky MGs are cute

>> No.21411753

>>21411691
Myconids do have a lot of potential. They make rough sex bouncy and fun. I enjoy that you can beat them up, and they are totally immune and keep bouncing back.

>> No.21411790

>>21411753
Plus kc confirmed that you can eat the body suit they wear and their expresion is just the fucking cutest. Also Partly why i bet hatterfags hatter was a myconid before transforming from being in wonderland to long.

>> No.21411817

>>21410983
>soc but instead of a bunch of cam girls it's men posting nudes and provocative photos with monster girls posting cringey comments

>> No.21411842
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>>21411749
Dorks can't get dates

>> No.21411897

>>21411842
they date their bullies

>> No.21411904

>>21411345
It's the green skin

>> No.21411910

>>21411904
I think it's more the faces

>> No.21411914

>>21411842
Truly the best thing is hearing her get excited about whatever she is autistic about then listening as she explains all the nuance

>> No.21411949
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Would you embarrass you're amazon waifu by putting her in an arm bar and making her tap out in front of her friends?

>> No.21411962

>>21411164
PO Box

>> No.21411967

>>21411197
>Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.

>> No.21411970

>>21411962
that just means she will wait by the box until you go and pick it up

>> No.21411974

>>21411949
I would and I would do it to her friends when they start teasing her about it!

>> No.21411978

Amazon shipping box mimics.

>> No.21411982
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21411982

I wonder how many boy streamers would get audited by the danuki IRS

>> No.21411985

>>21411978
But wait if I got a mimic what happened to the food I ordered?

>> No.21411992

>>21411982
I'm going to commit tax evasion and there's nothing they can do about!

>> No.21412013

>>21411749
Must be lame trying to get close to dorky Anubi , Tengu, Oomukade and other types when they just want to talk about 4X games.

>> No.21412017

>>21412013
What monsters would play those disgusting weeb games?

>> No.21412020

>>21412013
Shit I know it isn't 4x but man I wanna play CK2 with monstergirls even if they would abuse the seduction focus

>> No.21412029

>>21409160
>stopping when she's pregnant
>not fucking even more due to her off-the-charts hormones
What are you, gay?

>> No.21412034

>>21411261
>It’s just one Oomukade
Poor girl sounds desperate to find love

>> No.21412036

>>21412017
The true nerds.
Monoeyes, Crow Tengu, Nachos, Oomukade, the like.

>> No.21412054

>>21412036
Nachos are nerds?

>> No.21412065

>>21411985
You now have more Mimic instead

>> No.21412066

>>21411614
>Twin or triplet lilims
I didn't know I needed this in my life before. I have ascended past peak powerslut lilimfaggotry.

>> No.21412089

>>21412054
They certainly can be.

>> No.21412096

>>21411949
I'd embarrass my daughter by pretending to be her younger brother.

>> No.21412115

>>21412089
Can't all monsters be nerds?

>> No.21412149

>>21412115
Some are more predisposed than others.

>> No.21412153

>>21412149
What about Pharaohs?

>> No.21412159
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21412159

is your waifu good with personas?

>> No.21412164

>>21412153
Highly predisposed against nerd properties, I’m afraid, but there’s bound to be a couple out there somewhere.

>> No.21412168

>>21412159
She has trouble managing her Social Links.

>> No.21412177

>>21412159
Overrated trash, unless you mean people

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>>21412164
Damn, at least they can be the cool nee-chan archytype.

>> No.21412184
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>>21412177
?

>> No.21412194

Archivefag, quite a few of the imgbox galleries in the fanart galleries pastebin are dead, were they deleted or were there simply no images?

>> No.21412208

>>21412153
They're nerds but nobody tell them because they dont' dare.

>> No.21412234
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>>21412184
she gonna get raped?

>> No.21412266

>>21411992
That is punished with 5 hours smothering (various)

>> No.21412294
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21412294

>>21412234
no. they're all looking at you, anon.

>> No.21412332

What would a smug Cheshire do if her trick got the boy she likes hurt

>> No.21412337

>>21412332
Drop the smug act immediately and become concerned.

>> No.21412347

>>21412332
Be even more smug while nursing him back to health while internally freaking the fuck out

>> No.21412357
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>>21406745

>> No.21412413
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>>21411345
That's called Gobbo Fevah anon.

>> No.21412457

>>21412413
I like her proportions they aren't overly big and they really fits her personality being shown through her facial expression

>> No.21412484

Good god trying to complete the species sorter is a nightmare.
Sure, #1 and 2 are simple enough, but the amount of girls who are great but for different reasons mean there’s so many ridiculously tough decisions.

>> No.21412516

>>21412184
Persona always struck me as an edgier JoJo. Is it worth getting into?

>> No.21412522

>>21412484
My tip is to choose one aspect to look at and go from there. Like compare all girls based on how much you want to fuck them, and make another list for how much you want to marry them/ live everyday life with them.

>> No.21412566

>>21412516
>edgier jojo
Jojofags are complete retards.

>> No.21412582

>>21412164
You could find one that's completely ignorant in commoner life

>what is this "fast food" you're talking about?

>> No.21412587

How long till kc releases that rpg or what ever hes working on?

>> No.21412590

Feels kind of weird to admit that for the past few nights I've dreamt of a vast, endless ocean. Walking on the ocean floor, naked, like a beacon of pastel white against an oppressively dark night. Guided by a voice that calls out to me but I cannot understand.

>> No.21412597
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21412597

I really just want to violate and molest a bapho in every possible way

>> No.21412598

>>21412590
Nice blog you fucking retard.

>> No.21412600
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21412600

How long could a tritonia go with you in her cleavage before she realizes you're there?

>> No.21412606

>>21411581
That or they are the opposition to a completely monster controlled Zipangu through excorcism and curse breaking. In need DE enrichment.

>> No.21412659

>>21412598
It was all due to that Subnautica talk

>> No.21412665

>>21412606
So much like angels there are corrupted and non-corrupted onmyo.

Perhaps pure onmyo use seals of purification and banishing to repel monsters and prevent men from being assaulted, but monster onmyo have paralysis, weakening, or aphrodisiac seals to toy with men as their prey.

>> No.21412758

>>21412597
I want to tie Runya up and cum all over her slutty little paws!

>> No.21412797

>>21412587
Never. He’s going to die while making it, leaving it his unfinished masterpiece.

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>> No.21412899

>>21412890
I wanna touch that tail

>> No.21412904

>>21412758
This, but her face instead

>> No.21412906

>>21412890
Her tits must be so sweaty.

>> No.21412913

>>21412890
bouncing big busty beasts

>> No.21412968

>>21412758
Where do you get off calling her paws slutty? She's never even kissed a boy!

>> No.21412996

What species did the MGE joan of arc monsterize into?

>> No.21413004

>>21412996
There wasn’t one, as MGE history is wildly and fundamentally different.

>> No.21413011

>>21412968
They do look like furtive and greedy grabbers, desperate for someone to hold close.

>> No.21413017

>>21412996
Ignis

>> No.21413018

>>21413004
So is grand blue and yet it has one. Plus its more of what if.

>> No.21413026
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Why do you think Runya's such a smart and not lewd little bapho? Is it because she's insecure about her own charms that she decided it's better to just let everyone else have their fun without her bothering them?

>> No.21413032

>>21413026
She's plenty lewd, she just has low self esteem and thinks nobody would want her over so many others around her that weren't born "impaired" in any way. Likewise she likely doesn't want to be pitied, hence why the witches are looking for someone who would genuinely treat her as #1.

>> No.21413049

>>21413011
That they may be, but that just means she is hungry for love, not slutty!

>> No.21413066

>>21413032
It's interesting she recognizes that problems sea bishops have with romance but thinks nothing of herself.

>> No.21413081

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to donate blood!
If you do, you may get an invitation to a very exclusive party!

>> No.21413093

>>21413081
I have a minor phobia of incisions and injections, and accordingly haven’t donated blood at any point in my life.

>> No.21413097

>>21413093
What about scrapes?

>> No.21413099

>>21413081
Wouldn't donating your blood be seen promiscuous behavior to vampires?

>> No.21413103
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Tell me what do monstergirls have against happy human couples?

>> No.21413106

>>21413097
Not really that different from any other kind of minor wound. It’s the “clean” cuts that really bother me.
Unless it’s bleeding a lot but that’s more of a normal reaction.

>> No.21413107

>>21413099
No, its a legitimate need.
It's more like blue ovarie-ing them.

>> No.21413110

>>21413081
I get infusions that mean I'm not allowed to donate blood.

>>21413093
I really hate needles too, I'd be a really bad husband for a Vampire.

>> No.21413111

>>21413081

I don't even know what my blood type is.

>> No.21413113
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>>21412890
Stupid, sexy shortstacks, always making me want to breed them every second of the day.

>> No.21413115

>>21413103
>Shinji
>Happy
Do you want to know how I can tell you're talking bullshit?

>> No.21413119

>>21413103
Nothing, they just want them to become even better.

Also, off topic image anon. Erase it now please.

>> No.21413121

>>21413066
From what Runya says, she doesn't think anyone would ever want her, she just not worthy. While a Sea Bishop is just shy.

Runya has rationalized that being magicless makes her worthless.

>> No.21413126

>>21413113
I hear you.
And I like them shorties ultra stacked.

>> No.21413129

>>21413103
This is not the thread for talking about human couples, dum-dum.

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>>21413121
>magicless makes her worthless
I wonder how many anon's here would love to prove her wrong

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>>21413113
Why do i want to fuck that tsuncow so bad!

>> No.21413142

>>21413121
Which is hilarious considering how much love there is for typically low-to-no magic species in this very thread.
Hell, there’s more than a few people that would love nothing more than Runya herself.

>> No.21413146

>>21413081
>donate blood!
I'm AB- so actually I should be donating plasma

>> No.21413160
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21413160

You think monstergirls, especially those who specialize in music would appreciate or admire City Pop?

>> No.21413162

>>21413142
Wait, does Runya just lack the use of magic proper, or does that include passives as well?

All those applications of Mamono mana that are used to make the girls more attractive.

>> No.21413165

>>21413113
It feels so weird seeing shortstack instead of oppai loli on 4chan

>> No.21413169

>>21413142
Yeah I agree, but pretty much every Baphomet is popular here. But Runya especially has a lot of fans, alongside Greilia.

The problem is you'd pretty much have to throw fairy powder at her and force her into bed for her to realize that someone does want her.

>> No.21413174
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21413174

What do you not want a rata to know about you? Asking for a non-fluffy tailed friend, of course.

>> No.21413176

>>21413160
Awooooo~
56709

>> No.21413180
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>>21405003
Wish-fulfillment anime, especially those types of isekai anime. Would monstergirls love and even promote those to make people and their husbandos happy?

>> No.21413186

>>21413162
She has monster mana, and great beauty like any monster, but as far as I understand it she can't use any specific spell, including spells that normally don't require anything but instinct.

Hopefully auto effects like protection for the man during sex still work.

>> No.21413188

>>21413174
That I enjoy big rata boobs.
Huge honkers.
Massive milkers.

>> No.21413190

>>21413174
>I'm a slut for fluff
>My ears are my biggest weakness
>Physical contact is pretty effective overall

>> No.21413195

>>21413146
>AB-
wow congrats on being like 1% I bet all the vampires fawn over you

>> No.21413197

>>21413174
That I like fluffy tails and flat chests

>> No.21413203

>>21413142
On that note, it seems likely that while there are individuals with no magical ability, there are no "no magic" species. Pretty much every monster race and individual is noted to be able to learn at least low level nymphomancy spells for instance, since they don't require great focus or great intelligence.

>> No.21413204

>>21413186
Yeah it seems any spell just tugs on nothing, and just manages to make her sleepy.

And if she's worried about protecting a man during rough sex, that would be another reason why she pushes people away.

Runya does have a rather soft heart.

>> No.21413207
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>>21413165
What? Draphs are pretty popular here. Are you fucking new?

>> No.21413210

>>21413160
Probably some old foxes who insist that they only listen to the best Zipangan music.

>> No.21413211

>>21413174
I secretly want to huff a ratas tail

>> No.21413213

>>21413195
Isn't O- the rarest blood?

>> No.21413218

>>21413188
Good taste.

>> No.21413230

>>21413207
>SheSeesYourDick.jpg
I like it when monsters have that look that says "Will that even fit?", forgetting that they are monsters and that a dick of any size will fit like a glove.

>> No.21413234

>>21413213
according to the red cross O- is rare but AB- is even rarer using white Americans as a baseline O- is 8% whereas AB- is 1%

>> No.21413235

On the subject of Runya she may have a minor hypno-fetish since she talked a bit about it when the subject was mamano energy.

It suits her.

>> No.21413245

>>21413162
>>21413186
>>21413204
She cannot cast spells, as they result in her falling asleep. Passive mana effects aren’t altered, and she noted that other magic-like things that aren’t magic (e.g. alchemy) are still available to her.

>> No.21413249

>>21413235
She’s also a

HUGE
KISSU
SLUT

>> No.21413250
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21413250

>>21413230
same its why i love this pic.

>> No.21413263

>>21413139
I would love to make her feel priceless, maybe even learn magic (on my own to surprise her maybe? I'm worried that would make her feel bad) and cast spells for her!

>> No.21413268

>>21413249
Well in theory, it's hard to know until she actually gets some experience.

Many monsters are sluts for kisses though, that's the main thing she mentioned.

>> No.21413273
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21413273

>>21413197
>>21413211
All fantastic taste.

>>21413174
I want to make out with my rata waifu endlessly!

>> No.21413275

>>21413230
looks more like a "really?! i didn't need to see that! c'mon!" look

>> No.21413293

>>21413081
I've donated blood every 8 weeks since I was 16 years old. I am a universal doner with O- CMV- blood which means I can donate to everyone including babies. I last donated 3 days ago.
What do I win?

>> No.21413297

>>21413249
Yeah, I'd love to hypnotize her to kiss on command. And also make her know that being obedient is fun.

>> No.21413301

>>21413293
>[incredibly horny vampire noises]

>> No.21413303
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21413303

>>21413230
I like the imminent paizuri look.

>> No.21413308

>>21413273
That tail looks well taken care of

>> No.21413317

>>21413308
Well of course, tail maintenance is essential for any self-respecting monster girl.

>> No.21413323
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21413323

>>21413308
>>21413317
An abundant supply of mana helps immensely!

I need a rata version of this pic

>> No.21413330

>>21413174
this with a rata >>21413230

>> No.21413332

>>21413317
>tail maintenance is essential for any self-respecting monster girl.
I want to help a neet monstergirl take care of her tail and transform back into fluff

>> No.21413343

>>21413293
>gave it up for years without needing to be asked
>rare vintage
>essentially tossing pearls to swine
I'm not saying you'd never see the outside of a rape dungeon but I'm certainly implying it.

>> No.21413344
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21413344

>>21413303
Shortstacks are quite lewd. Remember to be mindful of them in case they use their dreaded standing paizuri technique.

>> No.21413349

>>21413343
Can i attract shortstack or momster vampires with my O- blood?

>> No.21413351

>>21413349
well got got a rather rare type so you could probably get any only really smug , snooty and annoying ones would turn your down for rarer types

>> No.21413352

>>21413349
You’ve got the goods in this situation anon, you can be the negotiator and get your deal.

>> No.21413357

>>21412996
Dullahan?

>> No.21413362
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21413362

>>21413352
>negotiate
Damn nigger that's a good joke.

>> No.21413364

>>21413349
>tfw O+

>> No.21413368

>>21413349
Please beware that mosquitoes are most attracted to O blood

>> No.21413371

>>21413368
just because she has a flat chest doesn't mean you should call a vampire a mosquito

>> No.21413429

>>21413351
Thats good to hear!

>>21413352
I dont really think i will be able to negotiate. Vampire momsters dont seem to be the negotiating type.

>>21413368
That would be fine with me. As long as its a shortstack or momster than it being a mosquito is A-okay.

>> No.21413454

>>21412890
Feel like I've seen this creature before

>> No.21413455
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21413455

do zombies make good pets? they lack intelligence, they're cute, they're obedient, and feeding them is probably easy

>> No.21413460

>>21413455
Now i want to wake up with my zombie pet sucking my cock for a morning treat. Bonus point if she has massive milkers.

>> No.21413475
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21413475

>>21413460
extra convenient since you don't have to wait for your pet zombie to wake up and have her breakfast. zombies grow big tits from the virus so that men are more likely to want to have sex with zombies.

>> No.21413484

>>21413455
Well they'll eventually turn into Wights (who might enjoy it). Zombies also have a big appetite for hugs.

>> No.21413487

>>21413455
I want a non-lewd zombie friend

>> No.21413500

>>21413454
Some pixiv fantasia thing. I don't really get it, but she cute.

>> No.21413503
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21413503

Lovely Loli Rata Tails!
I just can't resist!

>> No.21413506

>>21413455
Recall that they gradually regain their intelligence when well fed.

>> No.21413515

>>21413475
>extra convenient since you don't have to wait for your pet zombie to wake up and have her breakfast.
Their semi independance and lack of need for sleep is great.
Also i dont know about you, but i would say walking around home without pants on and training your zombie to come give you a blowjob when ever she is hungry is a must.
>zombies grow big tits from the virus so that men are more likely to want to have sex with zombies.
Thats good to hear.

>>21413484
I wonder if a wight who enjoys being my pet would pretend to play dumb.

>> No.21413517

>>21413503
That's a big tail. I hope you're ready to brush it daily

>> No.21413523

>>21413503
I want to snuggle up with a rata's tail so obsessively that the girl will start to become jealous of the attention I'm giving it!

>> No.21413526

>>21413517
Call me a troublemaker, but I'm more the type to make a mess of her tail after she spends the day fixing it up.

>> No.21413527

>>21413503
I want to pick one up while she's reporting and bend her over things slightly off camera

>> No.21413535

>>21413515
>Zombie girl actually turned Wight months ago but she enjoys being your pet so she kept acting like a zombie.

>> No.21413547

>>21413535
>tries to act retarded for her mastah-er i mean owner haha

>> No.21413548

>>21413527
bend her over in such a way taht her upper body is in focus of the camera and she yelps every time she gets thrusted

>> No.21413552

>>21413535
>Start noticing your zombie pet doing strange things.
>Like being more aggressive when getting her food from your cock.
>Or demanding more breeding sessions and being more forceful during them.
>Every time you think of bringing her to the lich vet she just starts cuddling until you forget.

>> No.21413553

>>21413547
>luckily, even though she slips up on occasion he doesn't seem to catch on
>or maybe he did and he doesn't want to call her out on it. She's not sure which.

>> No.21413563

>>21413506
So if a zombie started out smart would by the end she be a super genius

>> No.21413566

>>21413548
Hide behind her tail so it just looks like she's leaning forward!

>> No.21413573

Are pharoahs the only undead ranked higher than wights?

>> No.21413579

>>21413552
>Actually bring her into the Lich vet eventually
>The wight would be sweating furiously if she was able to do so
>The Lich stares at the wight dead in the eyes with a "are you fucking serious" look, instantly seeing through her act
>The wight silently makes gestures at her not to spill the beans
>She does a "check up". After that she tells Anon that his zombie pet is perfectly fine, zombies just get more assertive when they're fond of someone and have been with them for long enough

>> No.21413580

>>21413573
The pecking order is unclear between liches, vampires and wights.

>> No.21413591

>>21413580
Link from earlier has a snippet from the main books about how wights are undead queens that rule over their vampire and lich underlings.

>> No.21413605

>>21413579
>anon none the wiser brings wight pet home.
>she immediately engages in some fierce feeding time
>and follows it up with more intense breeding
>anon just chalks it up to her getting slightly smarter and understanding that he cares for her.

>> No.21413640

>>21413573
I don't know if undead in MGE are harmed by divinity but as pharoahs can channel it, I'd say they are above wights.

>Anon misses the subtle fist bump they share
Sistas before mistahs.

>> No.21413643

>>21413580
From what I understand it's
>Liches are the most powerful, but don't care about ruling and just let the others do that job
>Wights are the least powerful of the three but are the rulers of all undeads
>Vampires are powerful, but less than liches. They usually have alliances and powerful alliances, but not a lot beyond that.

>> No.21413687
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21413687

>>21409522
She's big, she's Dominican

And she is fucking horny

>> No.21413691
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>>21413503
I'm going to develop magic to automagically brush tails and increase fluffiness! It will be a hit for all beast girls in a rush! Husbands brushing his wife's tail will always feel incomparable to magic brushes though. I'll use my rata waifu as a test subject, and as a demonstration subject at black mass!

>> No.21413726

Which would you rather see?
>Country Bumpkin Holst moves to the city and adapts to the urban lifestyle
>Yuppie Nookie moves to the country and tries to take on farm life

>> No.21413729

>>21413503
>>21413691
How does that Rata keep her balance when her tail is at least three times as big as the rest of her?

>> No.21413731

>>21413726
Both are very cute.
But I'm gonna have to go with the first.

>> No.21413733

>>21413726
Yuppie Nookie shoveling dung!

>> No.21413745

>>21413731
>Golly! You can just get food delivered to your home?

>> No.21413749

>>21413733
>Get out of here you pieces of crap!
>”It’s mana! And we’re called Khepri!”
>Who cares? Get off my land!

>> No.21413753

>>21413729
Loli strength, or having onii-chan carry it! The biggest honor for me. or actually sometimes just using it as a third leg and pushing off the ground

>> No.21413754

>>21413749
>That's not mighty neighborly of you!
>No neighbors, only profit! I will corner the farmer's market!

>> No.21413764

>>21413753
Bathtime must take ages.

>> No.21413768

>>21413754
>She quickly learns that having a corner stand at the Farmer’s market isn’t that good compared to being in the middle of a busy isle
>Also, despite her assumption, it turns out the local farmers aren’t stupid with their money and spend it very frugally to stay afloat

>> No.21413782

>>21413731
>Lookit Honey! I’m going to cut us a skylight so we can still see the stars. It’ll be just like sleeping in the field!
>”What about our neighbors above us?”
>What about what?
That lamia upstairs is going to be upset.

>> No.21413788

>>21413764
There's more sex than bath happening, so it takes just a little longer than normal...

>> No.21413798

>>21413788
But what about her tail anon? I can't imagine it being all that easy to make sure it's all clean and conditioned and brushed thoroughly!

>> No.21413809

>>21413798
Oh, it's never easy, but it sure is rewarding when she falls asleep in my lap while im brushing her tail!

>> No.21413854

>>21413745
The fact that you can have pretty much anything home delivered to you would be fun for her to find out.

>>21413782
God damn that's cute.

>> No.21413866

>>21413503
GIGA FLUFF

>> No.21413892

I wonder how viable it would be so set up a tail cleaning shop that isn't sexual

>> No.21413902

>>21413892
Would basically be considered an erotic massage to them.
Could work.

>> No.21413921

>>21413892
>Professional Mofu Stylist.
>Claw Manicurist.
>Tail masseuse.

>> No.21413922

>>21413921
>Become so popular with single girls there's almost a one month waiting list.

>> No.21413926

>>21413921
>>21413902
Just gotta be utmost clinical and sterile in your manner and how you talk to them hell you'd practically be a robot with how you need to act around clients so they dont get the wrong thoughts

>> No.21413988

>Be the only guy at your job
>Always have an audience on penis inspection day and it's a little awkward

>> No.21413991
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21413991

Why do liches always strike me as the type of girl to do a group project all by themselves then make you read it in front of class since she's too shy

>> No.21413992

>>21412194
Ask the wiki guy. He's reuploading them or some shit.

>> No.21414002

>>21413991
Ah yes, THAT type of girl. I can't stand it when they try to be smarter than me. I'm a genius!

>> No.21414011

>>21414002
Well why don't you make some revisions and send it back to her? Just don't be too critical, her dead heart couldn't take harsh criticism

>> No.21414013

>>21414011
Because she's perfect, dammit. The only thing to do is capture her with some anti-magic bindings and punishing her anus.

>> No.21414042

>>21413988
Why did a previously all female workplace have a penis inspection day in the first place?

>> No.21414183

>>21407125
>>21407227
>create a whole forum account just to read it
>or follow an /mgt/ past*bin link
Tough one.

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