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>> No.21393523

Bully the shorties!

>> No.21393525

I like tall flats nice girls so which monster is for me?

>> No.21393526

I have a bad feeling about this thread...

>> No.21393536
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Who let them get near the Game of Thrones script?

>> No.21393537
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>>21393526

>> No.21393560
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Could russian/eastern European accents be sexy?

>> No.21393561

What monsters would wear lipstick?

>> No.21393567

Would experiencing something paranormal irl effect your enjoyment of mgs?

>> No.21393574

I want a Blue Oni X Holstaur splice. We could even call it a Belgian Blue Holst.

>> No.21393575

>>21393560
Yes they can.
PRoof?
Kiki and Jinko

>> No.21393576

>>21393560
I think they are

>> No.21393589

>>21393560
I dunno man
I find jamaican accents sexy and like the way middle class english women say "cock" so I'm probably not a good judge of quality.

>> No.21393594

You're all forgetting one important accent.
Minnesota Holst.

>> No.21393595

>>21393589
>I find jamaican accents sexy
Unbelievably based.

>> No.21393596

>>21393560
>>21393589
The real question is you you can deal with aussie or african accents.

>> No.21393606

>>21393560
All I want is a nice Irish Kiki for to ask me to 'poke her with my shillelagh'

>> No.21393611
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Dragons are for ____

>> No.21393618

>>21393596
Depends on the heavyness of the accent
Like if anything past 35% is a no go

>> No.21393619

>>21393521
There's a 98% chance this lady will call you 'boya'.

>> No.21393631

>>21393611
Being stolen by.
>>21393619
And I won't be able to hide my boner.

>> No.21393636

>this accent talk
https://youtu.be/s4bC7VkRCws

>> No.21393644

>>21393606
>Short, red feathers, freckles.
A cute.

>> No.21393649

>>21393644
This anon gets it!

>> No.21393656

>>21393644
Are irish short? i would prefer a tall ginger kiki

>> No.21393673

>>21393656
Not typically. Stacked maybe.

>> No.21393678

>>21393644
Och!

>> No.21393680

>>21393673
Oktoberfest kiki is very high on my 'do want' list,like top 3

>> No.21393689

>>21393611
Having sex with.

>> No.21393691

>>21393611
Worshiping! Dragon Cult now!

>> No.21393712

>>21393656
then you wanna go dutch kiki

>> No.21393727

>>21393691
Anon things went sour the last time someone made a dragon cult

>> No.21393737
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>> No.21393743

>>21393737
german foxes

>> No.21393750

Why are Lizardmen so cute?

>> No.21393760

>>21393611
Breeding to make more dragons!

>> No.21393761

>>21393727
Was that the time with the wock onee-san?

>> No.21393764

>>21393589
>I find jamaican accents sexy
When we're done with you, mon, you're
gonna be nothing but a mustache.

>> No.21393768

Which Baphomet could be on Earth and not end up with the police showing up because of her causing trouble?

>> No.21393769

>>21393761
Too many times dragon cults have happened anon give the flying lizards a break from explosive breeding

>> No.21393778

Healing slavic kikis with thick accents and mysterious pasts with your admittedly sub-par tea making skills, reminding her she doesn't have to worry or do anything so hard ever again!

>> No.21393781
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How would a demon react if she was summoned by a human that wanted to make a deal with her that he got to impregnate her?
Would she just go "sure" or would she start making a lot of "demands" to let him do that, pretending to not want it?

>> No.21393782

>>21393769
>The greatest Sin of all, Dragons becoming common.

>> No.21393785

How do you protect yourself from monstergirls

>> No.21393787

>>21393782
And thats a good thing

>> No.21393788

>>21393712
>Tall busty Kiki with golden locks
She's precious.

>> No.21393792

>>21393788
All monster girls are precious

>> No.21393802

>>21393792
even the creepy ones?

>> No.21393814

>>21393802
ALL OF THEM

>> No.21393821

>>21393802
i mean,they all just want to get a hubby and make a family,no? regardless of how creepy or violent they look

>> No.21393828

>>21393802
Even the "gufufufufu" ones.

>> No.21393836

>>21393792
Even the ones who don't want to be precious

>> No.21393849

>>21393792
Even the ones what use to pee standing up?

>> No.21393857

>>21393761
That was a mess. People should just marry dragons instead of worshipping them.

>> No.21393858

>>21393768
Runya, no doubt.
Possibly Shirokuto, since she mostly just wants to powerlevel in peace.

>> No.21393864

>>21393781
>Demon getting summoned
>She has prepared a lot of seduction techniques and lines just for this
>Summoning is complete
>She is welcomed with "I WANT A WIFE AND KIDS"
Demons has it really easy sometimes.

>> No.21393878

What monsters like to tickle their husband?

>> No.21393884

>>21393781
More importantly, how does she react to a human who accepts all of her demands and offers none of his own?

>> No.21393889

>>21393878
The Night Gaunt is based around tickling. First they tickle him with their slime as part of the transformation then he gets to tickle and grope her whenever he wants.

>> No.21393903

>>21393878
i prefer giving bellyrubs to lizards after her big meals!

>> No.21393915
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>>21393878
Tentacle!

>> No.21393977

>>21393884
>I got everything I wanted but now I have no idea what to do.

>> No.21393983

>>21393915
presenting:
the peruvian prostate tickling plant

>> No.21393993

fairies are for fug and nothing else

>> No.21394018

>>21393993
Fairies are for being cute and nothing else.

>> No.21394028

>>21393993
How about a Fairy giving you a kiss on the cheek for rescuing her from a spider's web?

>> No.21394045

Which succubus should I masturbate to?

>> No.21394047

>>21394028
What if its a ushi oni web and titanias are trapped?

>> No.21394068

>>21394045
yes

>> No.21394070
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>>21394045
The best one.

>> No.21394083

>>21394045
which succ you wouldnt?

>> No.21394086

>>21394047
Gonna need more than a kiss.

>> No.21394094

>>21394045
Stop asking stupid questions.

>> No.21394095

I like it when sexy monsters are cute

>> No.21394096

>>21394070
She sure loves bouncing on the bed.

>> No.21394099

>>21394047
Wait 30 minutes and the Titanias will have a rather confused Ushi over for tea.

>> No.21394103

>>21394095
Elaborate on why anon

>> No.21394106
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>>21394094
I'll ask a smart one then,

Which monster girl should I masturbate to?

>> No.21394113

>>21394106
White Horn.

>> No.21394117

>>21394106
Lilims

>> No.21394126

>>21394096
Bouncing on the bed is fun anon. She just does what she loves.

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>>21394106

>> No.21394129
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>>21394045

>> No.21394141

>>21394127
>Demon gets mad that the neighbor holst has bigger tits than her

>> No.21394148

>>21394103
Because they struggle at it

>> No.21394149

>>21394106
Wights.

>> No.21394158

>>21394127
>>21394117

So long as I get to rest my head on her tummy.

>> No.21394195

>>21394158
only if it has a food baby inside!

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All hail the Pharaoh!

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Remember, anons. Your wife will not hold herself back and will rape you in public if you do this.

>> No.21394216
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21394216

>on a pier sits an old man with a fishing rod
>he feels a tug on the line and reels in a fish, then takes if off the hook and tosses it into a bucket of water with the others he caught
>further down the pier is Anon, also fishing
>there's a very strong pull on his reinforced rod, and he manages to reel in his catch after a brief struggle
>he hauls up a mermaid on the end of a lure that's a rubber replica of his penis
>he princess carries her over to a large tub of water on wheels and drops her in with the other wives he caught today, including a much older mershark who is a bit nervous about being caught by such a handsome, young stud

>> No.21394220

>>21394214
But doing that means no treats for a week

>> No.21394223

>>21394214
Cute!

>> No.21394224

>>21394216
FAT
FISH
TITS

>> No.21394228

>>21394214
Even if she pins me down, I'll just tell her to roll over. Then I'll be on top.

>> No.21394229

>>21394216
>containing water MG on tubs
thats not OK

>> No.21394230

>>21394216
Those breasts don't look very hydrodynamic.

>> No.21394236

>>21394230
I don't know. Big breasts are scientifically proven to be more aerodynamic, so I would assume that carries over to water.

>> No.21394237

>>21394228
On top, yet still the bottom.

>> No.21394239

>>21394236
Is that Gremlin-chan's research?

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>>21394214
No more petting then

>> No.21394248

How do young monsters stop others from preemptively claiming their childhood friend before they have the chance to confess

>> No.21394251

>>21394236
Flying cows!

>> No.21394255

>>21394248
Probably offer to share.

>> No.21394256

>>21394239
Might as well be. It was tested on dragons. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character

>> No.21394258

>>21394228
>>21394237
>/jp/ discovers the concept of Power Bottoms
And so a new chapter begins.

>> No.21394264

>>21394258
More like where have you been, mate.

>> No.21394265

>>21394248
Depends on who the one gunning for their childhood friend. If its the delinqent they shes gotta train up and beat her back.
However if its the momster/teacher then she just give up. His cock was claimed and their is nothing she can do besides become a momster herself.

>> No.21394268

>>21394256
I'd like to replicate this test in real life. And by real life I mean MGE. I'm gonna need a BIIIIG titty dragon.

>> No.21394269

>>21394246
>its a asr between the 2 to see who backs down first as both have invoked a headpat embargo and it's been days since either of them have felt its calming effect
>sex just isn't the same and cuddling feels empty but now it's about who's gonna be the weakest of the 2 and start begging for it first

>> No.21394270

>>21394258
I mean, she may not realize it, but that's basically my nacha wife in a nutshell. Her shit-talking just makes me fuck her longer and harder.

>> No.21394280

>>21394255
>share
but she isn't a cuckquean

>> No.21394281

>>21394268
Shouldn't be too hard. I bet there are plenty of dragons who have grown plump and busty from lazing around on their hoards all day.

>> No.21394290

>>21394281
They're not lazy they just can't find any worthwhile challenges!

>> No.21394296

>>21394290
Is that why she keeps ordering Pizza and whaling in mobages?

>> No.21394311

>>21394256
Yay, science!

>> No.21394329

>>21394296
Yes...maybe.

Look she really needs her swordboys.

>> No.21394363

>>21394329
Uh huh.....And are the sword boys why she's lacking in exercise and goes Sans bra?
Sounds like she's just been lazing too much on the hoard

>> No.21394375

>>21394363
Stop bullying her, she does plan to go out and fund a cute boy to spoil one day!

>> No.21394394

>>21394375
Uh huh.
And when she does that is she going to display her regal figure that's akin to soft dough that has two beach balls shoved onto it?

>> No.21394405

>>21394394
Yes, and he will love it!

>> No.21394412

>>21394405
If she just wants to stop beating around the house she can live with me.
I FTP a few and have a cat she can chill with while grinding.

>> No.21394465

i bet halloween is like christmas to monster girls everywhere

>> No.21394467

>>21394405
Why doesn't she just get that one human boy who always comes to her house. He's nice and brings pizza for her all the time. What's his name? "Delivery boy?"

>> No.21394473
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>>21394212
Pharaoh is nice but I like her high cacao content advisor more

>> No.21394476

>>21394465
>demon wife asks how her costume looks
>she's just wearing her normal clothes, but her horns and tail are gone and her skin is flesh colored
>ask her what she's supposed to be
>"Slutty human girl, duh."

>> No.21394483

>>21394465
It’s a massive bash for anyone who has “Graveyards” listed under their common habitats. Not to mention typically “witchy” species like cats, owls, witches (duh), etc.
You might even call it a monster mash.

>> No.21394484

>wish for an mge anime
>it is rotoscoped

>> No.21394488

>>21394465
what about all the human girls dressing up as monsters and stealing men that rightfully should be fucking monster pussy instead

>> No.21394492

I've been thinking about a monster girl adventure guild they could help around monster friendly towns look for lost treasure let guys put request in for a specific type of monster girl and she can go seem him if she wants etc

>> No.21394495

Getting shampoo for my Dear Hatter Wife!

>> No.21394499
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>>21394488
Halloween is also the perfect time to remedy their situation.

>> No.21394503

>>21394495
What sort of shampoo does a mushroom lady even use? I bet it gives you a boner, doesn't it.

>> No.21394508

>>21394488
Monstergirls let human chicks win every once in a while

>> No.21394511

But which girl has the best singing voice?

>> No.21394513

>>21394492
I could see it. Maybe they help deal with mamano realm beasts or search undiscovered lands or even stop evil order villains.

>>21394499
That image always gets me goin. Need more mge monsterization pics.

>> No.21394517

>>21394511
Siren, duh.

>> No.21394523

>>21394517
yeah but like natural voice not magic

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>>21394214
>>21394246
>>21394269
On a serious side, it would rude to abuse the nature of your MG waifu, even more when she only does it as a natural reflex

>> No.21394537

>>21394526
The nature of my monster waifu abuses ME.

>> No.21394546

>>21394537
Abuse is always wrong

>> No.21394555

>>21394546
Not when it’s my pelvis.

>> No.21394577

I wanna grab a lilim's big fat thick tail

>> No.21394627

How do i get a Echidna while skipping the whole hero thing

>> No.21394631

>>21394627
You don't

>> No.21394634

>>21394488
that'll encourage monster girl manhunting groups and raids, which also caused breaking into the homes of single men to become legal on hallow's eve. in fact, all crime will be legal for one day and it's the day where monster girls have the best opportunity to find men since no limitations are bound. and what's worse is that for some reason there's always a full moon on Halloween, so all monsters go ultra instinct

>> No.21394636

>>21394627
I hope you’re into lolis, because Shirokuto has some that could be looking for research partners.
Only seriously interested individuals need apply.

>> No.21394641

>>21394634
You know I heard next years halloween is on friday the 13th making it extra cursed

>> No.21394646

>>21394503
Only the finest! Or the lewdest!
And everything she does does!

>> No.21394649

>>21394627
You slap one right on the ass and say "I can be your hero"

>> No.21394651

>>21394636
lolis are the thing i hate the most with all my being

>> No.21394656

>>21394649
>lamias having ass
???

>> No.21394659

>>21394651
>hate lolis
>wants a loli factory

>> No.21394662

>>21394651
You may be shit out of luck then.

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>>21394627
Assuming you don't want to use the loophole of "become her fiancee while she trains you to become like a hero" then about the only methods we know of would be to:

1. Find an unusual individual that will accept non-heroes (very difficult with echidnas as they are very rare to begin with).
2. Have a human woman with the potential to become an echidna fall in love with you (rare, but not impossible). Monsterized women often diverge markedly from the usual preferences of the monster type they become, and they always prioritize the man they loved as a human over whatever preferences the monster race has.

>> No.21394689

>>21394682
I want to make this dangerous snake a mother.

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>>21394656
They have a pseudo-ass at least. And if that's not good enough then just assume the echidna is in human form at the moment.

>> No.21394705

Monsters a friend not fug

>> No.21394710

>>21394697
this dumb snake is gonna hurt herself with those chains

>> No.21394714

>>21394710
You woefully underestimate her constitution score.

>> No.21394721

>>21394714
she is a mage not a BATTLEmage

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>>21394656
The butt hump if you will

>> No.21394727

>>21394724
ANON THATS LEWD

>> No.21394729

>>21394705
befriend them to have meaningful sex. sex them right off the spot is for lust fulfillment. having sex with strangers is more than healthy but you have the finesse to pull it off, your best bet is to get to know the stranger before having sex with them.

>> No.21394731

>>21394721
It’s the kind of stat that just naturally gets raised after a long career of adventuring and taking licks.

>> No.21394736

>>21394731
licks from what? cheshires?

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>>21394656
The butt hump if your will

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>>21394721
Says who? The gaiden says echidnas are the most powerful users of pole dance martial arts.

>> No.21394743

>>21394736
Licks. Lumps. A bruisin’. Roughed up.

>> No.21394746

>>21394737
That's a dragon anon, not a lamia!

No worries, it makes your point regardless.

>> No.21394777

>>21394743
you see,thats where i am confused,how or where would a echidna train CON,nobody would hit such a exotic lady unless shes such a klutz that constantly bumps into things

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>>21394777
Plenty of people would want to test themselves against a high tier monster if they got the chance.

In fact, I bet some echidnas select monsters for their dungeons by sparring with candidates. Ones that can land at least one good hit on her get to be minibosses.

>> No.21394789

>>21394777
She wasn’t an echidna back when she was adventuring.
Hence why she’s “retired” now.

>> No.21394810

Do you imagine your monster girl to be a good fighter and if so what archetype would she fit in mage,warrior etc

>> No.21394814

>>21394788
On that note, imagine a fan girl human warrior who desires to be the first "non monster" boss monster of an echidna dungeon.

Sure she'll monsterize eventually, but she'll become famous first!

>> No.21394829

>>21394810
Berserk vampire,with her bare hands and fangs

full Speed and str,no sissy magic stats

>> No.21394855

>>21394810
Sorceress, with a penchant for space-abusing magic. Portals, summoning, a dash of telekinesis, the like.
She’s not terribly fit, but hey, who needs to run when you have Blink?

>> No.21394857

>>21394810
A kakuen pirate with a demon realm silver cutlass and a pistol the shoots demon silver bullets

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>>21394814

>> No.21394887

>When you tell your childhood weresheep friend you like strong women and she missunderstands you
>HFW you explain strong women as a character, not the buff bulkan machine she is now.

>> No.21394899

>>21394887
>not liking them literally strong too
M8

>> No.21394907

>>21394899
I mean, believe you me I like them with some muscle but the joke wouldn't work that way

>> No.21394909

>>21394868
where's the onee-sabbath when we need one

>> No.21394956

>>21394868
Shame about the rest. Waste of a good design.

>> No.21394959

>>21394956
>he doesnt like incest.
You sir have the big gay.

>> No.21394963

>>21394959
If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's okay.

>> No.21394967

>>21394959
I think it he's referring to the echinda growing a dick and fucking the sis along with her little brother

>> No.21394971

>>21394959
Stop using this shitty twitter meme.

>> No.21394974

>>21394959
Hes taliking about the fact that the echidnas a futa and all girls she turns into monsters past the onee san are futas too.

>> No.21394985

>>21394967
>>21394974
Ah my mistake. I didnt remember the futa. I must have been thinking of another doujin.

>> No.21395043

>>21392231
This was enjoyable. I liked the schizophrenic portrayal

>> No.21395053
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21395053

>Yakuza kitsune blows smoke in your face
>Calls you boy and tells you to get her a drink
What do you do anon?

>> No.21395065

>>21395053
Better do what she says! The Mofu Yakuza owns this town!

>> No.21395074

>>21395053
You know what to do
CALL HER SMELLY

>> No.21395078

>>21394909
No idea, but i would join.

>>21395043
Same anon. Really enjoyed how the writer portrayed the fact that its two minds. Also loved the shortstack!

>> No.21395102

>>21395074
Matango Pit.

>> No.21395109

>>21395053
I’ll do as she asks but I’m fluffing those tails.

>> No.21395124

>>21395053
>Mam, I'm IT and your phones are having issues.

>> No.21395128

>>21395102
Doesnt take her smell away!

>> No.21395133

>>21395053
I'm not scared of her! I'm gonna tease her in front of her subordinates!

>> No.21395147

>>21395128
She smells like sunshine and a touch of sake.

>> No.21395201

>>21395053
leave

>> No.21395222

>>21395053
fight her, lose honorably, get saved by tojo bro and join his clan so that we can take down the kitsune boss together and save the streets of zipangu from chaos! also get a nuraihyon mate so i can get a night time wife and a day time harem with lots of yokai babes

>> No.21395245

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please sign up for the BBB (Buff Battle Babe) dating service!
There's plenty of ex-warriors built like amazons that want to find a nice loving husband!
Its going to be speed-date night so show up and meet some nice ladies and maybe see a fight or two when some rivals notice that the other is there.

>> No.21395283

What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to find that a little mousegirl has broken into your house and is eating all of your cheese?

>> No.21395293

>>21395283
Define little and I'm figuring out where her folks are.
Can't have random lolis breaking in and eating food.
Some of that stuff is hathorite extra protein brand.

>> No.21395297

>>21395283
Do a little B&E of my own, if you know what I mean.

>> No.21395304

>>21395283
adopt her i guess. could always have someone around to keep me company. maybe raise her to be more sophisticated and not a dirty home robber

>> No.21395308

>>21395283
tie her up

>> No.21395313

>>21395283
Spanking!

>> No.21395330

>>21395283
Better be a dormouse or else she's getting the boot

>> No.21395339

>>21395330
not even a lil nazrin type mouse?

>> No.21395340

>>21395283
Fucking pimpslap that bitch and whore her ass out under penalty of death. Do you have any idea how expensive 2 and a half wheels of proper reggiano costs?

>> No.21395355
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21395355

>>21395339
It's dormouse or nothing.

>> No.21395364

>>21395339
Dormouse is the only good mouse.

>> No.21395371

>>21395355
being a dormouse thief is a real quick way to get tied up and used as a cock sleeve/pillow

>> No.21395374

>>21395283
Someone's finishing that meal, getting a shower, and then joining me in bed for snuggling.

Probably going to have to put some meat on those bones though.

>> No.21395384

>>21395371
All according to her plan.

>> No.21395395
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>>21395283
I make her take responsibility for her misdeeds!

>> No.21395397

>>21395308
>>21395371
What kind of normal anon has enough rope to tie a girl up just laying around in a convenient enough place to catch a mouse and tie her up without her getting away?

>> No.21395404

>>21395397
Any anon who goes camping more than once every two years.

>> No.21395407

>>21395397
>implying I didn't leave the cheese there as bait and am not ready and waiting fo her

>> No.21395409

>>21395397
To be honest I imagine it doesn’t take Make to subdue a dormouse. If anything I imagine trying to grab her results in her snuggling up to you and murmuring in her sleep stuff along the lines of ‘Free huggsies~’

>> No.21395410

>>21395397
You'd be surprised anon. If not rope, then any self-respecting person should keep at least one roll of duct tape around.

>> No.21395424

>>21395409
>restrain a dormouse by tucking her into a bed
She’s going nowhere.

>> No.21395467

>>21395283
How small are we talking about and what body type.

>> No.21395482

>>21395409
>>21395424
>>21395397
Not in the convo until now, but honestly if dormouse wasn't almost permanently sleepy/asleep, she'd probably be my number 1, but I'd want to be able to do cute date stuff, and her being asleep kinda puts a damper on that.

>> No.21395491

>>21395482
I haven't read the profile in awhile, but I always just assumed that the more you dick her then the more she can stay awake.

>> No.21395500

>>21395491
similarly i'd like a nura to not leave during the day or maybe when her husband grows powerful enough and has an aura of night she doesn't leave.

>> No.21395516

>>21395482
I don't think they sleep 24/7. It's probably along the lines of 18-20 hours a day. That's plenty of time to take her on a date and do fun stuff

>> No.21395567

>>21394682
So what I’m hearing is, hang around the snake cult and see what harvest they reap.

>> No.21395570

>>21395567
That's good advice in general.

>> No.21395613

>>21395397
Unironically I have, about 3 feet to my left, a shelf with several kinds of rope, of which each one has 3 20' coils already cut off the spool, something like 12 rolls of duct tape, 4 rolls of duct tape cut in half, 8 gorilla tape rolls, and back pack I take out camping containing 30' of 550 and 20' of 7mmm climbing rope plus gorilla ontop so I can just open the pack and grab it hanging off my bear poker for some reason.
Some people are coincidentally prepared for anything at all times, anon.

>> No.21395616

>>21393526
You ladies always have a bad feeling about sumthin'

>> No.21395625

>>21395613
Ok, KDF.

>> No.21395638

>>21395283
Getting the broom

>> No.21395641

>>21395625
That's not me anon, I hate the outdoors.

>> No.21395645

>>21395516
>>21395491
You could probably spin it to be "Oh, I want my waifu to be awake more, so Mamano Mana(TM) will make her be awake more", it might be slightly a stretch, but if mamano mana can change a guy/girls appearance to how they want it (if they accept it), I don't see why a dormouse would be against being awake more to do more stuff with her husband!

I just don't want a house cat for a wife, who basically only sleeps.

>> No.21395646

who would win in a tournament?
a fireball chucking windy ryu
a firey uppercut-addicted dragon
a kung fu harpy
a wrestler kikimora
a stretchy fire-breathing apsara
a military commander succ
a sumo-wrestling nureonago
or a beastly feral raiju

>> No.21395650
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21395650

>>21395482
They sleep a lot, but it's not constant. They do tend to doze off when they're comfy, but they are aware of what's going on around them.
The one surefire way to wake them up is to leave the immediate area, which causes them to wake up in a bit of a panic to find you.

In any case I have no doubt you could do date thing with them, just prepare for her to be a bit drowsy most of the time.
Taking them to movies might be kinda weird. It's virtually guaranteed that they'd fall asleep on your shoulder/lap, but they could still tell you what happened in the movie afterwards.

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21395651

>>21395613
Please teach me about ropes, senpai.

>> No.21395652

>>21395646
Sumo-Slime for me.

>> No.21395663

>>21395646
i'm bettin on the raiju

>> No.21395664

>>21395646
>tfw no luchador Chupacabra

>> No.21395679

>>21395500
Where did you get that nuras dont hang around during the day?

>> No.21395694

>>21395646
where's the kung fu movie star kakuen, boxer minotaur, ninja lamia, and lilem dictator final boss?

>> No.21395707

>>21395679
profile

>> No.21395708

>>21395650
Maybe I'll double wife it with my rata waifu, because god damn are dormice cute. I can only hope they'll be able to stay awake for date or vacation type stuff, because I'd hate for them to miss it. I guess the stuff about her experiencing it as a dream would be acceptable, but it doesn't feel quite right to me.

>> No.21395711

>>21395694
No idea, but I want a kung fu panda: mge edition starring a goofy and lovable ren xiongmao, a stern jinko, chinese kakuen, gentle lamia, and witty mantis.

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21395714

>>21395707
The profile only indicates that they wait until night for sex, to express their genuine feelings, etc. They still live in the house during the day, dine with the man, etc.

>> No.21395724

>>21395707
Where in the profile? It doesnt mention anything about them not appearing during the day?

>> No.21395725

>>21395694
Secret boss is a barely conscious runya runya whose signature move is the fuwa fuwa pawnch, capable of cratering the boxing ring.

>> No.21395732
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>>21395724
may just be a misunderstanding of them simply not visiting his room until the night

>> No.21395733

>>21395651
Well first off you're going to want to know your knots, all of them, by heart and doable in the dark. Fucking those up fucks up your sub. Secondly, get some damn good safety scissors.
Outside of that a good general use rope is something like a densely braided cotton rope of no less than 5mm and no greater than 15mm but I find the 8-10mm best. You want to get the densely braided variety because cotton has a tendency for the knots to cinch and compact down on itself which basically locks the whole thing up making untying it all require pliers, teeth, and swearing like a sailor and if it's a dense braid this becomes less of an issue. Once you know what you're doing and what you want and you have your wallet at the ready go to the nearest home depot, lowes, or any good sized hardware store. Buying "specialty ropes" from bondage sites is an utter fucking ripoff. They sell the exact same rope you can get at home depot for insane markups.
Home depot will sell you a 600' spool of that cotton rope in several colors for $100-150.
Sex shops and sites will sell you that same rope in 30' length at $60 a pop.
There is literally no difference between them, quick slip ropes are just polypropylene ropes, sash cord is literally just sash cord you can get at home depot again for wildly less money, cotton rope comes in all colors of the rainbow so no they don't have exclusive or hard to get colors either.
If you're worried about cutting off circulation or making it too lose just practice doing them on something like your ankle, thigh, wrist, chest, basically any place you can access with BOTH your hands without cutting out the use of said hand and get a feel for how tight is too tight and how tight is tight enough. Soft bits like thighs, tits, bellys, and upper arms can be tighter so long as they're in a position where they can't move those areas and cause chafing but hard bits where its basic skin and bone you'll want to be careful of like the wrist and ankles. Women can wear turtle necks without looking like douchebags and it hides rope marks better than makeup, tell them this and prepare accordingly. Coincidentally, if you ever see a women wearing a turtle neck and they never have before or if its obscenely hot out it's because of this or because they like being choked.
Use this knowledge how you will.

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>>21395733
>Well first off you're going to want to know your knots,
I sometimes even have trouble tying my shoes. Having butterfingers is awful.
Thank you for imparting this knowledge, however.

>> No.21395766

>>21395733
Kino post anon.

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21395769

>>21395732
Well of course, she is a proper lady after all.

>> No.21395780

>>21395733
There's probably more than a few kinds of Monster girls who would masturbate to this post.

>> No.21395785

>>21395780
>that one P'Orc captain who wears ropes instead of armor

>> No.21395793

do you think curious little girls together fake-hump each other while imagining themselves having sex with guys to experience what it's like, while the adults are not present? honestly, that sounds fucking cute as shit. next thing you know, they kidnap a boy from school and explore his pee pee and put it inside their cunnies and experiment together and stuff

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>>21395733
>Coincidentally, if you ever see a women wearing a turtle neck and they never have before or if its obscenely hot out it's because of this or because they like being choked.
I never knew that!

>> No.21395811

>>21395769
i'd marry a smokelady

>> No.21395818
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>>21395811
Silly boy. Not if she marries you first.

>> No.21395822
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21395822

How does one actually eat bamboo?

>> No.21395825

>>21395822
shoots and leaves.

>> No.21395830

>>21395822
I want to suck on the shiny pearl titties and hold her big beautiful paws so bad.

>> No.21395845

>>21395822
They just munch it
dispite bamboo being a tad harder than oak

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21395847

>>21395830

>> No.21395856

>>21395845
I wonder how many have to reassure their husband after they get nervous watching them bite through it like that.

>> No.21395859

>>21395822
I'm not particularly fond of the diplomat but I'd still like a silver tongued one to negotiate and persuade her way into my bed.

>> No.21395874

>>21395847
Those breasts look perfect for handling poles.

>>21395859
I wonder if they are trained to use their bamboo staffs as improvised stripper poles to seduce enemy diplomats.

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21395900

>>21394829
>always wakes up covered in viscera and in tattered clothes
>tries desperately to hide er fighting style from the other vampires
>was once adopted by a gang of ghouls for a decade and still slips into their slang to her embarrassment
>no one must ever know

>> No.21395908

>>21395822
They carve it into a dildo and fuck it and absorb its nutrients

>> No.21395922

>>21395822
>>21395845
>>21395908
Apparently Bamboo is so low on nurtrients its the reason they are in a almost constant state of eating it, and they are the oly bear that cant handle hibernation becuase of it

>> No.21395957

>>21395922
same reason they can only focus on one cub at a time and they neglect others.

>> No.21395959

>>21395825
Sounds more like the average Friday night for a Hitman style Kunoichi

>> No.21395969

>>21395922
Luckily the monster girl version is fully omnivorous (albeit real pandas will eat meat if given the opportunity), bamboo leaves are just their favorite food.

>> No.21395973

>>21395959
>ywn have a kunoichi that likes wearing suits and changing costumes when attempting to “assassinate” you.

>> No.21395976

>>21395959
>Hitman style Kunoichi
An Irish dork who hangs out at a bar with a demon for a bartender?

>> No.21395989

How does one deal with misbehaving or excessively unruly monstergirl daughterus?

>> No.21396006

>>21395922
Still would like art or them munching on it

>> No.21396018

>>21395989
Spankings!

>> No.21396053

>>21395973
>Sure the bird costumes and the muffin man aprons are unusual, but she could always make a suit look good and still distinctly feminine

>> No.21396060

>>21396053
Exactly. Sure sometimes its hard to fit in them due to her huge bust, but that just makes it hotter.

>> No.21396062

>>21395989
There's only one true way to make sure she behaves the way you want anon, and that's to dick her and let mamono mana sort the rest out.

>> No.21396085

>>21395989
>I'm not mad, just disappointed

>> No.21396117

>>21395989
no porn for a week

>> No.21396121

>>21395989
Tell her she can't hang out with that boy she likes until she does her chores or that he wouldn't want someone unruly

>> No.21396131

>>21395053
>"Yes, milady."
>give her the drink, but spike it
>she passes out, take her to my lair for the rival yakuza danuki to have her way with
>Have a caffeine capsule hidden in my mouth to negate the drugs in case she asks me to drink the drugged beverage first.

>> No.21396137

>>21395973
>>21396053
>Hit woman Kunoichi sent to "assassinate" you
>Hear about how she "assassinated" numerous other targets by using proxies, never even touching a target herself
>Remember having to be the best man at your best friend's wedding when she managed to send his Ushi-Oni bodyguard into heat and who then raped him
>You don't plan to give up on the bachelor lifestyle to settle down like your friend
>So you use your ill gotten gains to buy the most expensive private security force of all human males and modify your house to be assassin proof
>State of the art air filtration systems, reinforced glass, cameras, squeaky floors and most importantly a bucket of water above every door
>Think your invincible as you sunbathe on your balcony
>Suddenly hear some commotion on the security cameras and see a Kunoichi dressed as a clown knocking out each of your guards with a fish
>You can only stare in disbelief as your own guards fall prey to the bucket traps as your assassin deftly dodges them in her squeaky shoes
>You barricade your door in an attempt to stop her but she just comes in through the window
>She slowly struts towards you fish in hand, then she suddenly stops
>She pulls off the wig, red nose and pulls down her mask
>You instantly recognize her as that nerdy Kunoichi from high school that stalked you all the time, but never had the nerve to ask you out
>Turns out she's been taking out your underlings, your friends, to get her chance at you
>Drags you to the bed and tells you about how you two gotta catch up on each other

>> No.21396159

what happens if you surprise a masturbating raiju?

>> No.21396164

>>21396159
She strikes... LIKE THUNDERBAAAAAAAAAAALL~

>> No.21396166

>>21396159
You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK

>> No.21396172

>>21396121
>he wouldn't want someone unruly
That's just brutal

>> No.21396185

>>21396164
Sounds more like a Nereid Kunoichi’s theme

>> No.21396186

>>21395283
This >>21395308, but with tape, and shut her mouth so that she can't nibble.

>> No.21396187

>>21396137
I hope she has some blueberry muffins ready for after we finish “catching up”

>> No.21396192

>>21396185
She always runs while others walk
She acts while other girls just talk

>> No.21396215

>>21396062
What if she gets addicted to you fucking her silly whenever she acts bratty?

>> No.21396221

Monsters must be taught that rape is wrong

>> No.21396228

>>21396221
How? Through buttrape?

>> No.21396233

>>21396221
Correct. Corruption and seducing men into fucking them is much better. Learn from your local demon on how to get a man.

>> No.21396250

>>21396233
i wanna be seduced by a raiju

>> No.21396260
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21396260

How many weak points do you see here?

>> No.21396267

>>21396260
>ears (2)
>nape (1)
>armpits (2)
>buttocks (2)
>thighs (2)
>feet (2)
11. Eleven weak-points. A-ha-ha!

>> No.21396273

>>21396233
I wounder if demons prefer those who are already perverts so they're easy to corrupt or those who are pure so they're even more fun when they get corrupted.

>> No.21396280

>>21396273
what about those who are pure and refuse corruption and instead purify the demon

>> No.21396289

>>21396267

Close, but your inexperience is revealed. You missed perhaps the most important weak point of all. Hairbun. A quick undo, hair falls over the eyes, it's ideal.

>> No.21396315

>>21396289
her biggest weakness of all is being an elf that belittles humans and ends up pushing suitors away

>> No.21396340
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>>21396260
Enough

>> No.21396464

>>21396273
I bet in an alternate reality over on /hbg/, demons argue about this and each group says the other has shit taste.

>> No.21396471
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21396471

Could you land a quarter between a danuki's cleavage?

>> No.21396474

>>21396471
I’m sure it’s possible, but I’m not sure if it’s a good idea.

>> No.21396503

>>21396340
>tfw I have that anthology
>tfw synecdoche only did the front and back cover
I mean it's still nice, but I was hoping for more chubby elves

>> No.21396505

>>21396471
Not gonna see that quarter again if I do.

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>>21396471
I used to bullseye fire rats back home. They're not much bigger.

>> No.21396515

>>21396512
Luke... did I ever tell you about how being too old when you start your jedi training makes you dangerous and leads you to the dark side?

>> No.21396517

>>21396512
Small enough to carry home!

>> No.21396535
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21396535

I want to be a hammy supervillain. Is this too much to ask?

>> No.21396564
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21396564

Cute dragon lolis who are actually weaker than bears!

>> No.21396569
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>>21396564
She lacks ferocity. It's best to dump her in the wild where dinosaurs dwell.

>> No.21396587

>>21396564
Only level 10!

>> No.21396608

>>21396564
>protect little dragon from bear
>she's torn between getting mad at you for looking down on her, respecting the honorable thing you did, or slobbering over how cool you looked when you put the beast down
>she compromises by giving you some silver for the good work you did "dealing with that little pest" then pretending to leave
>for the rest of the day you sometimes notice her peeking from behind trees and rocks, watching you from a distance
>she's completely oblivious to her tail and wings giving away her position and thinks she's perfectly hidden
>when night falls at camp you start preparing a meal over the fire, and can hear her stomach audibly grumble from her hiding place
>she turns bright red and nearly sets the woods on fire when you invite her to join you
>over the course of the evening she goes from acting smug from across the fire to cuddled up beside you, jumping at every little noise in the woods
>she "demands" that you escort her home in the morning and even offers to pay in gold
>accepted quest: Not a Wyvern

>> No.21396616

>>21396471
>>21396505
>Anon drops a coin while pulling something out of his pocket
>A stacked Tanuki grabs it insanely fast and shoves it deep inside her colossal cleavage
>She takes a hit of her pipe and smugly smiles at Anon who saw what she just did
Be wary of the saying about anything that goes in a Tanuki's cleavage becoming her property. As tempting as it is to go elbow deep in her tits and grab a handful of coins think twice before doing it.

>> No.21396619

>>21396616
Well, obviously pulling out your dick in public isn't allowed... Maybe stick your ring finger in there? That has to be close enough for her to catch your drift right?

>> No.21396621

>>21396564
>>21396608
Even better if she eventually becomes really powerful
>loli dragon, but has a huge dragon form

>> No.21396622

>>21396616
>put your hand in there
>"Ufufu, looks like I've got another possession no-"
>pull out a fistful of coins
>"Hey, wait! Those are mine! Give them back!"

>> No.21396623

>>21396616
I bet she has coins stashed in her tail too!

>> No.21396625

>>21396623
Grab her by the ankles and shake her!

>> No.21396633

>>21396622
>Hold the coins over her head while she jumps up and down trying to get them.
>Gone is her smug aura she held when calmly smoking her lacquered pipe.

She won't forget this though. Bext day she'll be at your door, fuming and flanked by two Oni bodyuards, asking for her money back with interest.

>> No.21396636

>>21396623
These pernicious rumors have repeatedly led to violence against tanuki tails resulting in back pain and spinal issues among unmarried nooks.
It is a very sensitive and private body part not to be grabbed or manhandled.
Look, don't fluff.

>> No.21396641

>>21396636
But touching a Tanuki's tail brings you good financial luck!

>> No.21396647

>>21396633
won't she drop the other coins while jumping like that? It leads to a cycle of stacked Tanuki jumping, bending over to collect her lost coins and jumping again.

>> No.21396656

>>21396647
Her titanic tanuki tiddies are stopping her from jumping too high, but the way they're starting to bounce out of her outfit is starting to distact Anon.

>> No.21396666
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21396666

How does one attract a cheshire cat?

>> No.21396671

>>21396656
While she's try to reach for the coins, I'd whip out my dick and jam it in her exposed cleavage, causing more coins to fall out. Now her attention is split between the coins in you hand, the ones on the ground, and your dick sandwiched comfortably between her massive breasts.

>> No.21396698

>>21396616
>Decide to make a withdrawal.
>Reach down her cleavage and rummage around.
>Can't find anything.
>Go deeper.
>By this point she's completely flustered as you're shoulder deep in her heaving raccoon rack. You can feel her hot breath on your skin as she pants.
>Feel something that you assume is a coin slot.
>She stammers something asking you to stop.
>You're able to fit two fingers into it.
>She immediately lets out a moan and starts to twitch as you reach around, losing composure.
>Eventually give up and pull your arm out, your hand soaking wet.
>Must have forgot to restock it.
>Walk away leaving her in a state of bliss.

>> No.21396705

>>21396666
Go mad.

>> No.21396720

>>21396705
I already am. It doesn't seem to be working

>> No.21396724

>>21396720
Try falling down a rabbit hole or walking through a mirror.

>> No.21396732

>>21396724
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in burrow

>> No.21396737

>>21396732
Congratulations, the ground is now your wife.

>> No.21396742

>>21396666
Saying something along the lines of "I don't believe in fairies" or otherwise being resigned to not having fun. It's important to not actually use that exact phrase though, since all that would do is make any hidden Titanias or Leanan Sidhes cry.

>> No.21396748

>>21396737
given that you can fuck a spirit of the earth and her giddly, mud equvilent. I see that as a win

>> No.21396751
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>>21396737
So it is.

>> No.21396764

>>21396742
You know how shit that usually defeats/kills monsters in stories tends to just turn monsters into rape mode in MGE? (like garlic with vampires or catnip with felines and so on)
I belive saying "I don't believe in fairies" to the Fea in MGE probably would just have them rape you to assert their existance

>> No.21396798

>>21396666
Get a Cheshire mana marker follow a wererabbit to wonder land should work

>> No.21396799

>>21393611
Kill Mad Queen Dragons now!

>> No.21396810

>>21396764
>Where'd he learn that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!"

>> No.21396814
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21396814

Summer is almost upon us, are you prepared for Monster Girls on the beach?

>> No.21396855

>>21396814
It's winter here so I'm prepared for monster girls in comfy clothes.

>> No.21396884
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21396884

Kiss thy dragon auntie you all dragon lovers

>> No.21396890

>>21396884
Or else

>> No.21396892

>>21396884
That's not a monster, that's a human.

>> No.21396897

>>21396814
I prefer being in the water to being on the beach, myself.

>> No.21396902
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>>21396892
Well the monster is on the inside for her

>> No.21396912

>>21396902
That is exactly why she doesn't belong here

>> No.21396941 [DELETED] 
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21396941

Double Standards. Strong in monstergirl settings they are.

>> No.21396949

>jinko-san wakes up with bigger breasts
The magic of mammo bama, helping late bloomers everywhere.

>> No.21396954

>>21396902
Like every other human. Now get that thot out of here.

>> No.21396984

>>21396949
>Jinko cubs are adorable small creatures from the entirety of their childhood
>Within a few months of puberty they go from flat short harmless kitten to big busty dangerous tigers
How many species experience such a drastic change with puberty?

>> No.21396993

>>21396984
Manticores.
Small, flat, with negligable poison to tall, busty, and very venemous.

>> No.21397006

>>21396984
I’d say pretty much all large “violent” species, but I think Hellhounds start out as little balls of terror regardless.
I want to see little spider-cows though.

>> No.21397018

>>21396993
Imagine being childhood friend with a manticub, you go away on vacation one summer and when you go back to school with her she's 2 feet taller, big breasted, teeth longer and sharper, much meaner and with a fat tail that has nasty spikes poking out.

>> No.21397027

>>21397018
i want her to shove her fat bulb into my pants crotch

>> No.21397042

>>21396984
Greenworm to papillion.
Titania.

>> No.21397045

>>21397018
Imagine being 3 feet taller, with a huge bulge in your pants and muscles that would make an oni drool.

>> No.21397055

>>21397045
Those Charles Atlas comics really do work!

>> No.21397058

>All her friends got tall and gorgeous
>Cheshire-chan is still short and fairly flat.
At least her ass is fat.

>> No.21397060

>>21397018
>She still greets you just as sunny as she always did
>but her tail seems to have gotten a bit... clingier
>you’ve also noticed she seems to be often staring at you when she thinks you aren’t looking

>> No.21397123

>>21396666

By attempting not to attract one.

>> No.21397153

>>21396666
Use lasers and wonderland catnip.

>> No.21397205

>>21396855
All monsters are better with a Winterstown variant

>> No.21397214

>>21397205
even Lava Golems?

>> No.21397220

>>21397214
They don’t really have a variant so much as they chill out and become cuddlebugs. That’s canon, even.

>> No.21397241

>>21396616
Wouldn’t that be kinda gross?

>> No.21397248

>>21397241
>He thinks big sweaty tanuki titties are gross
Your loss.

>> No.21397305
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21397305

Hey dragonfags remember to always get fire resist

>> No.21397309

>>21397220
You could have a reverse were frost golems are more stoic but some times they hang out around volcanos and they become less so

>> No.21397338

>>21397018
That almost sounds sad.

>> No.21397349

>>21397248
Your fingers smell if you handle coins. If she has a bunch of coins in her cleavage then when you motorboat her, it’ll smell and taste like a crime scene.

>> No.21397359

Do monster girls care about a person's face?

>> No.21397368

>>21397305
I'll marry a classy Frost Drake and get negative resistance to cold so that she had to cuddle me all day long.

>>21397338
It'd be sad if let's say she went from being a kind-hearted tomboy to a ruthless delinquent, but body changes aside she'll just be much more straight forward with what she wants and keep the same personality.

>> No.21397371

>>21397368
Wouldnt negative resistance actually make her hurt you just by her mere contact?

>> No.21397375

>>21396814
Wow, Jabberwock sure is FAirly equipped and prepared for a lovely day on the beach

>> No.21397376

>>21397359
Beauty-wise, only very mildly. It’s more about the person behind that face. Sexually, some just love abusing your mouth and ears.

>> No.21397379

>>21397359
You mean how handsome it is? Not so much. That can be easily improved after all.

They would like the face to be healthy I suppose, would worry if it was injured, etc.

They also would probably be freaked out if someone somehow had no face.

>> No.21397387

>>21397376
>Sexually, some just love abusing your mouth and ears.

Explain

>> No.21397401

>>21397359
Lizards would definitely care if you have battle scars on your face.
You'd have the ones who thinks scars are so cool and a proof you're an experienced warrior. But then you've also have the haughty lizards who view scars and eternal proof of failures and so she'd get overconfident fighting you.
Either type will get heavily embarrassed if you reveal to them that your scars don't come from battle because they'd already have made the assumption.

>>21397371
Do Frost drakes give cold cuddles? How are you supposed to enjoy physical contact with them then?

>> No.21397402

>>21397387
See Also:
>Akaname
>Mindflayer
>Mucus Toad
Load More...

>> No.21397403

>>21397387
b'jays

>> No.21397408

>>21397305
I'd probably drive my dragon wife crazy because I'd have her breathe fire at me until I was resistent enough.

>> No.21397410

>>21396137
Spooky. Be careful who you look at in highschool.

>> No.21397465

>>21397408
You know you can just fuck for the incubus wife-resistance, right?

>> No.21397472

>>21397465
I'm getting it the real way.

>> No.21397504
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21397504

This is your succ for today

>> No.21397509

>>21397504
Cuck the succ.

>> No.21397513

>>21397504
needs bigger tits

>> No.21397530

>>21397504
Does she pegg?

>> No.21397534

>>21397504
Brown succs are nice.

>> No.21397538
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21397538

>>21397513
Better?

>> No.21397544

>>21397504
>tfw no "cruel" and scary succ

>> No.21397557

>>21397538
I want to fuck her and her dark mage employer

>> No.21397581

>>21397557
but patches uses elemental magic!

>> No.21397588

>>21397581
She does it herself and not through contracted elementals.
Hence, Mage.

>> No.21397592

>>21397588
Exactly,not a 'dark' mage by definition

>> No.21397595

>>21397581
She would still be a dark mage in MGE I feel. Also "Dark Mage" doesn't mean they use dark magic or whatever. Either way I just want to be a butler in the MGE version of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, god dammit

>> No.21397599

>>21397595
sakuya would cockblock you at every chance imaginable,unless you are more useful than a fairy maid

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>>21397387
Mouth rape, ear rape, they'll be happy to show you how good it feels.

>> No.21397607

>>21397599
Thats not as hard as you'd think.
Not getting cockblocked though....

>> No.21397608

>>21397504
Nice, but her wings are too small, I assume she can morph them larger?

>> No.21397614

>>21397305
Solid advice.

>> No.21397615

>>21397608
there is nothing wrong with small wings,you can bully them easier

>> No.21397620

>>21397592
They are dark mages due to being lewd. Like how dark pharmomancy is simply the use of pharmomancy by older women (CC/momster/Onee-san) to seduce a male. The “dark” is found in how they act not the type of magic used.

>> No.21397625

>>21397599
I wouldn't mind getting punished by the stern silver-haired kiki

>> No.21397628

>>21397602
That was a sexy fucking snake shame about the ending though. Should have been a prince that was kidnapped by a demoness.

>> No.21397636

>>21397538
I want to go to a Succubus library.

>> No.21397642

>>21397599
Helping Sakiki get a big chest to get on her good side!

>> No.21397643

>>21397636
Imagine the kinds of books they'd have

>> No.21397675

>>21397642
You can have the maid, I’m after the lady of the castle.
The fun one, not the ojou.

>> No.21397683

>>21397675
>Still lolis
>Remi is the classy, ojou loli
>Flan is very lewd behind that 'innocence'

>> No.21397688

>>21397643
They probably entire sections of books that would make the Kama Sutra look like a basic how-to book.
Lots of books by liches and their findings.
"Kids" books for sabbath members and their onii-sans.
Just a metric fuck ton of porno's, all neatly organized.
Probably books and shelves for single men on how to get their preferred monster girl.
And so much more! Come to your local succubus library today!

>> No.21397699

>>21397636
The quietest of rapes.

>> No.21397703

>>21397688
>Probably books and shelves for single men on how to get their preferred monster girl.
Would they be able to leave single though?

>> No.21397710
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21397710

>>21397683
That’s the ticket.

>> No.21397715

>>21397703
Oh they wouldn't. It's just a way to trick them.

>> No.21397719

>>21397710

But who was U.N. Owen?

>> No.21397720

>>21397710
Why is flan so fuckable?

>> No.21397722

>>21397715

I expected nothing less.

>> No.21397728

>>21397688
>Just a metric fuck ton of porno's, all neatly organized.

Most porn is so low quality and soulless though, I'd hope they have high standards in what they accepted.

>> No.21397735

>>21397710
Flan is the lewd one.
The lewdest.

>> No.21397740

>>21397699
Its not rape if nobody finds out or hears it

>> No.21397741

>>21397735
But isn't she the insane, self-mutilating one?

>> No.21397747

>>21397728
>Monster girls made porn
>Low quality
Good joke. All of it would be fucking amazing and you know it.

>> No.21397749
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21397749

>>21397675
Remi for me then! I want them all 2bh

>> No.21397752

>>21397741
Yes.

>> No.21397758

>>21397741
She only needs a boyfriend

>> No.21397775

>>21397747

There would be a ton of it too. I bet Merrows have some of the biggest porn collections around.

>> No.21397782

>>21397741
She could also turn you into a bloody paste like a tiananmen square protestor just by looking at you. Flan's scary but that just makes her hotter.

>> No.21397809
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>>21397782
scary waifus are great

>> No.21397812

>>21397809
Bazel is a cute.
Especially now that I can regularly down her

>> No.21397813

>>21397720
Because loli vampires are too damn sexy.

>> No.21397820

>>21397812
Bazel a very cute. and very clumsy

>> No.21397828

>>21397820
Yes she is.
Gonna equip my stuff and blast her womb

>> No.21397841

>>21397782
>75% the time she's an innocent, rambucious loli that just wants to play with oniichan.
>The remainder she's a completely lewd and overpowering monster that wants to grind your pelvis to dust.

>> No.21397853

>>21397841
Yep.
The dichotomy just makes the lewd times lewder.

>> No.21397857

>>21397853
Especially if her voice drops a little bit to sound 'older' when it happens.
Which means she can go from sitting in your lap to wanting to milk you till her womb is packed in a heartbeat

>> No.21397874

>>21397841
>>21397857
mbison.webm
I need a lewd monster imouto in my life.

>> No.21397883

>>21397857
>>21397841
Damn that is good. I want a Flan now

>> No.21397884

>>21397359
Yup. They only really want a bishie, or would dump you for one ASAP.

>> No.21397888

>>21397874
>>21397883
She's too lewd.
Especially when she mimics her 'innocent' voice when the meido swings by so her riding your dick won't be interrupted.

>> No.21397903
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21397903

>All these anon wanting a small vampire instead of a BIG MEATY one
what happened

>> No.21397913

>>21397903
There's been discussion about momsters for the past few days, let the lolis get their turn.

>> No.21397919
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21397919

>>21397857
>Heyyy, onii-chan
>Let’s ‘play’~

>> No.21397921

>>21397919
Exactly.

>> No.21397927

>>21397903
I also like those though. My biggest weakness is lolibaba vampires or other powerful lolibabas.

>> No.21397951

>>21397903
I was warned to avoid old hags

>> No.21397963
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>>21397951
There are plenty of old hag lolis.

>> No.21397978
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21397978

How do you apologize to a monster girl after accidentally calling her fat?

>> No.21397980

>>21397963
Funny enough I’d say the majority of the lolis this thread discusses are lolibabas.
Or at least loliadults.

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21397981

>>21397963
I bet lamias would fire mana shots of fire, water, destructive mana, etc. that take the shape of giant serpent heads.

>> No.21397989

>>21397978
I stand by my words.
She is fat.

>> No.21397990

>>21397913
its been pretty even bud.

>> No.21397995

Time travelling monster girls when? Or at least one with some time power for fun shenanigans.

>> No.21397998

>>21397903
meaty vampires are the best!

>> No.21397999
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21397999

>>21397978
Just tell her she was right, her clothes really did shrink in the wash.

>> No.21398003

>>21397995
Time powers are overpowered, there would need to be some good limits set.

>> No.21398018

>>21397963
Fear the old mana, Grelia. By the demon lord, fear it...

>> No.21398024

>>21397995
Genie can do it!
Shoggy can also probably do it.

>> No.21398037
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>>21398003
>Can only pause time
>Extremely safeguarded spell so only few know of it
>Even then it's extremely taxing on the person meaning they could only do it for a few seconds at a time
>hfw your vampire waifu's been practicing her timestop and can pause time for a whole 9 seconds

>> No.21398041

>>21398024
You're assuming a lot, especially with shoggoth. I'd say at most MGE shoggoth can alter your perception of time.

>> No.21398043

>>21398024
Shoggoths have fuck all to do with time, except maybe living a long time.

>> No.21398045

Getting accidently cut on your finger when you're near your vampire child-hood friend.

>> No.21398057

>>21397980
It's a shame because the normal monstergirl lolis are better.

>> No.21398060
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>>21398045
You better start bottling it or else she's gonna get real angry about you wasting your precious blood

>> No.21398064

>>21398057
To each their own, but I prefer mature minds regardless of the girl.
This is also why I can’t stand Titanias.

>> No.21398070

>>21398045
I prefer being kidnapped by a vampire momster to be her dhampir daughters best friend and eventual blood bag. Hopefully the dhampir is also busty no matter the age.

>> No.21398072

>>21398045
Showing her your cut and asking if she can kiss it so it heals faster.

>> No.21398083

>>21398024
>>21398041
Shoggoths in Lovecraft were basic servitor race created by the Elder Things. They weren't gods that were masters of space and time. Same thing in MGE they were created as a servitor race by the monster of chaos but rebelled because they got jealous of seeing their masters with husbands and wanted ones of their own. They have the power to make furniture and items out of their slime and turn their husband into a semi slime being. Everything else is fan wanking and thread canon.

>> No.21398085

>>21398060
Been playing through "Another Tale" lately, Eristia is really quite an enjoyable heroine. I love how her initial reactions to a lot of the monsterization scenes are pretty much just annoyance.

>> No.21398087

>>21398070
>Dhampir as a loli already had a decent bust goin on
>as she gets older her tits remain supernaturally perky and firm, yet gain size at a truly alarming rate
>by the time you’re taking her on a date to the movies in high school, she practically has two small beach balls stuffed in the front of her blouse
>you’ve been collecting buttons that have gone flying off for years, despite her blushing embarrassment when you remind her of this fact
>her mother simply Ufufus from the shadows in the back of the theater as she accidentally drops a popcorn kernel down her cleavage and you casually fish it out, elbow deep, and pop it in your mouth
Continue the bustline! I mean bloodline!

>> No.21398097

>>21398041
>>21398043
>>21398083
Bah, you’re no fun.

>> No.21398102

>>21398087
Passionlip-sized breasts are my ideal size on literally any Monstergirl species. I approve!

>> No.21398110

>>21398102
Even the stern Anubis class president who just wants to get straight A’s despite her bust making it hard to use a desk?

>> No.21398114
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21398114

>>21398097
Shoggoths are plenty amazing even without innate reality-bending powers or god-like status, being able to make facsimiles of pretty much any object from their body has so many possibilities. Besides, I'd wager that some individuals can learn very high tier spells if they put in the effort.

>> No.21398117

>>21398072
>Her pupils dilate upon seeing you bleed.
>She licks up any blood on your hand and then takes the finger that was cut into her mouth and licks it thoroughly.

>> No.21398132

>>21398003
Ok how about this.
She can see into a person's past and vaguely see their future's. Once she takes a husband then she gets her powers to time travel but only on the personal timeline of her husband. Anything she does regarding him now takes place.

>> No.21398133

>>21398087
Cute. I hope her papa can give him tips on how to deal with such a great bust.

>> No.21398134

>>21397995
Genki time traveling cheshire!

>> No.21398135

>>21398114
Very true, I think I more just like the possibility or implication of the other stuff because it makes it easier to assume them having an extremely weird, cutely-autistic like personality since their perception of even time itself is strange.
I just like my Shoggy being a total weirdo cutie, that’s all I really want out of it. The kind of maid who wakes you up at night smiling and happily telling you it’s currently 37 degrees out while expectantly awaiting your reply.

>> No.21398145

>>21398087
House Ovfer-Floeingbust shall remain strong!

>> No.21398149

>>21398135
And there’s no reason you can’t have that. Shogs certainly have an incredibly different outlook than humans or even most monsters.

What they aren’t is time lords or Cthulhu Jrs. or something like that. They’re pretty much alien shapeshifters.

>> No.21398176
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>>21398087
>collecting buttons
but anon thats lewd

>> No.21398178

>>21398149
Very well. Then my cute autistfu meido shall be what she shall be!
Cute!

>> No.21398181

>>21398176
All busty Monstergirls should let their significant other collect their buttons they pop. It’s extremely good fortune for a happy marriage.

>> No.21398187

>>21398181
Or in the case of trolls, kakuen and Cheshires, their ripped panties/shorts.

>> No.21398188

>>21398145
And if I get in, their bounteous lands will grow!

>> No.21398203

>>21398188
Yes! Their feudal lands will prosper, particularly their dairy exports and their clothing imports. Strange land, that!

>> No.21398206

>>21398203
Among other things, yes.

>> No.21398207

>>21398178
Somewhere, a Shoggoth happily wiggles in place, arms lightly flailing at her sides.

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21398214

>>21398178
>Shogs have autism
They're just different anon, no reason to call them that

>> No.21398219

>>21398214
Where's this picture even from

>> No.21398228

>>21398207
Yay!
>>21398214
I guess I just don’t have a better word to use. Or I do, but it sounds cliche. The weirdo quirky somewhat different random girl cliche, but with a proper meido and eldritch twist. I just love her and that’s what matters!

>> No.21398252

>>21398203
What a wonderfull land!

>> No.21398335

How hard is it to summon a succubus in MGE?

>> No.21398355
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>>21398335
Can't be too hard.

>> No.21398362

>>21398355
I can only image many first time summoners mess up hard and end up getting becoming a husband to some lesser succubus by accident.

>> No.21398367

>>21398362
>image
Fuck, meant imagine.

>> No.21398369

>>21398362
Well the idea of summoning a succubus/demon with breaks in her circle not breaking out and raping her summoner until he notices is pretty hot.

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>>21398335
Practice with something simple and low-consequence, like marshmallow cats, unless you’re looking to make a fool out of yourself.

>> No.21398393

>>21398386
What if you try to summon a marshmellow dog and accidentally summon a hellhound instead?

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>>21398386
Hilfe

>> No.21398395

>>21398386
I am not gay

>> No.21398397

>>21398386
Marshmallow cats make great familiars. Just don’t feel bad that they’re probably smarter than you.

>> No.21398400

>>21398394
where are her panties

>> No.21398401

>>21398393
Then you have fucked up to such a colossal degree that you were probably never going to do it the right way.
At least the Hellhound will keep you from hurting yourself with magic gone wrong.

>> No.21398403

>>21398400
Why would she be wearing panties

>> No.21398404

>>21398400
Her what?

>> No.21398406

>>21398394
Mae culpa

>> No.21398408

>>21398355

>If the succubus begins to caress and touch you, let her continue and enjoy the experience until it stops.

>You actually successfully successfully summon a succubus and she starts doing this.
>But she doesn't stop no matter how much time passes

>> No.21398410

>>21398406
It's not my fault!
(Mea culpa)
I'm not to blame
(Mea culpa)
If in God's plan
(Mea maxima culpa)
He made the Devil so much stronger than a man!

>> No.21398412

What blood type is a vampire's favorite? Do they like the common bloods or the rare ones better

>> No.21398413

>>21398394
I want to be an order monk who gets thoroughly raped by a order nun that had turned traitor as the city around us falls to monsters.

>> No.21398422

>>21398412
It’s all down to personal preference, really.
Pure coincidence that they tend to prefer their husband’s type, of course.

>> No.21398425

>>21398422
>prefer their husband’s type, of course.
Well yes of course but when a group of lonely single vampires get together what type of blood type do they get out to be all fancy

>> No.21398433

>>21398394
I want to be an Order monk who's is tormented by the moaning and struggling of an elite succubus that is bound and imprisoned under my monastery.

>> No.21398445

>>21398425
Bottled blood is incredibly low class.

>> No.21398450

>>21398433
>moaning and struggling
Uh, purely out of curiosity, who’s allowed access down there?

>> No.21398456

>>21398450
>moaning and struggling
She is being watched over by a holy poet who keeps telling her verses about happy human couples who do no such degeneracy like premarital sex

>> No.21398465

>>21398450
No one. Her moaning is actually something only anon the monk can gear. Shes doing it to get him to come down however.

>> No.21398468

>>21398450
The Order monk himself. He must ensure that no other man falls to temptation, so he keeps the basement locked and occasionally checks on her for a few minutes or more. A thankless and grueling job, but a noble one.

>> No.21398473

>>21398456
I wonder how he'd react to the knowledge that overall most monsters probably have less premarital sex than humans?

>> No.21398478

>>21398465
Well he’d better visit her before the others think anon’s going mad with those voices he keeps hearing.
Surely he can resist her temptations?

>> No.21398480

>>21398473
Its hard to have less premarital sex than beings whose near total majority considers the first time to be the marriage ceremony.

>> No.21398483

>>21398456
Why would the poet bother with that it isn't like all the songs in his scripture would or could change a succubus from being a succubus at best he is just annoying her

>> No.21398486

>>21398483
Gee it’s almost like it’s a dumb meme response.
I’m surprised he didn’t make a handholding joke too.

>> No.21398487

>>21398478
That is true. A true brother of the faith would be able to resist her lewd temptations. Plus he might finally be free of the dreams she has cast upon him with her fell powers.

>> No.21398489

>>21398483
Because everyone can be saved anon even the most degenerate of succubi

>> No.21398503

>Have to work late again.
I imagine the wives would be displeased.

>> No.21398504

>>21398489
I feel like the most you’d do is make her develop a masochistic BDSM fetish.

>> No.21398519

>>21398504
A fetish for being read to, while in bondage?

>> No.21398522

>>21398519
Don't judge her anon!

>> No.21398546

>>21398519
>>21398522
Kinkshaming is a capitol offense in Wonderland! Officer Trumpart is gonna run you down!

>> No.21398552

>>21398489
How do you "save" a succubus what do you expect her to grow feathers and don a halo?

>> No.21398554

>>21398546

Wonderland? No, it's a capital offense everywhere

>> No.21398557

>>21398546
My Dear Hatter wife and I offer our sincerest hopes that individuals who commit this most heinous crime get the rehabilitation services they need to integrate into a healthy lewd society!

>> No.21398562

>>21398546
what if kinkshaming is their kink

>> No.21398563

>>21398554
If that’s the case, I would hope Bapomets get political immunity.

>> No.21398564

>>21398546
She's looking at the wrong guy.
Only loving kinks on the trip to wonderland....and maybe some going back home.

>> No.21398565

>>21398562
That's kinky.

>> No.21398567

>When the foreign centaur tries to hit on you by saying she's a descendant of the centaur version of red hare.

>> No.21398578

>>21398386
I want to accidentally summon an ancient demon

>> No.21398583

>>21398552
Turning a succubus into an angel is wrong it's as bad as a demonic angel

>> No.21398584

>>21398483
>>21398489
>>21398504
They couldn't destroy her because, uh, demon reincarnation, so they just chained her up somewhere so that no one else would be tormented by her licentious form.

>> No.21398585

>>21398578
Fiendish Pacts! Enroll in one today!

>> No.21398592

>>21398583
>succubus into an angel is wrong it's as bad as a demonic angel
You say that like a Pure Succubus saving a man from a slutty angel is a bad thing

>> No.21398602

>>21398064
>To each their own, but I prefer mature minds regardless of the girl.
I like to think the lolis are somewhat mature for their ages, more so if they're from big brain or high class races like Dark Mage, Vampire or Wight.

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>>21398552
>>21398583
>>21398592

>> No.21398629

>>21398607
exactly the image I was thinking of how old is it?

>> No.21398635

>>21398585
>>21398578
>The highly professional ancient demon is actually grateful she was summoned by some normal nobody and not by an ambitious greedy noble

>> No.21398645

>>21398607
I want a succubus who's pure but due to her being a succubus is constantly accidentally slutty.

>> No.21398675

>>21398645
I bet her tail would rebel against her kind of like a Medusa's snakes and would be the reason for most of her embarrassment.

>> No.21398694

>>21398675
>Her tail consonantly pulls up her skirt
>makes her trip over and expose her butt
>Pushes her legs apart without her noticing while she's sitting down.
I like it.

>> No.21398714

>>21398694
It would also cause her embarrassment by what it does to you. Rubbing against your leg, pulling you against her and of course you can't forget trying to get into your underwear.

>> No.21398719

>>21398714
She needs to scold it more for being a naughty tail

>> No.21398723

>>21398714
Gonna use her tail as a masturbatory aid.

>> No.21398727

>>21398714
I imagine she is friends with a succubus who is the opposite and her tail keeps cockblocking her

>> No.21398730

>>21398723
Anon that’s lewd.

>> No.21398740

>>21398727
And each wish they could switch tails but over time learn to love how their tail is

>> No.21398757

>>21398727
>Succubus who is very lewd, even by Succubus standards. Her overall abilities are notable too. Not at the same level as a Lilim but still impressive.
>The only problem is that whenever she finds a guy she likes and tries to seduce him, no matter what she does, her tails puts a stop to it. Be it magic, enchanted voiced or just showing him her body and relying on natural charms. Her tail has foiled them all.
>She notices that it doesn't do anything if she talks to humans normally and doesn't try anything.
>And then it hits her; she's going to have to date a man as if she were a human girl.

>> No.21398761

>Take nap in nice weather.
>Wives have to figure out how to get into bed without waking me up.

>> No.21398765

>>21398403
I love panties

>> No.21398774

>>21398519
Sounds like KDFs daughteru

>> No.21398782

>>21398774
A whole new meaning to “good night, sleep tight.”

>> No.21398787

>>21398774
Daughteru fucking is the worst

>> No.21398801

>>21398774
While I’m sure that there would be times when my daughteru gets read to by me or her mother while she’s tied up, I certainly don’t think she’d have an all out fetish for that specific combination of things anon.

>> No.21398808

>>21398761
What happens if you wake up? Won't their warm bodies just lull you to sleep again immediately?

>> No.21398833

>>21398787
no u

>> No.21398848

How does a young monster pick her childhood friend

>> No.21398852

>>21398848
Locality & compatibility.
It’s not exactly rocket science.

>> No.21398856

>>21398848
She befriends someone.

>> No.21398865

>>21398808
>tfw 8’ waifu “sneaks” into bed next to you
>when you wake up she’s draped over you and asleep like a log
I sure hope you didn’t have anywhere important to be.

>> No.21398871
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21398871

What are some good monstergirls for those that enjoy being put on a leash and indulging in some petplay?
The idea of an OL scheduledoggo collaring me at an exact time after work and taking me on my regularly scheduled and thoroughly planned out walkies sounds heavenly to me.

>> No.21398879

>>21398865
Max comfy. Big cuddles from big waifus

>> No.21398881

Mindflayers are really cute

>> No.21398882

>>21398871
Vampire lolis

>> No.21398883

>>21398871
A Kej could put you on a "leash"

>> No.21398898

>>21398871
Honestly a huge chunk of MGE would be good for that, since it well suits any habitually-dominant girls.

Dark Elves and Pharaohs are excellent picks. I don’t even like ‘em that much but they fit the role A+.
Aside from them you can’t really go wrong with one of Devils, Nurarihyons, or Cheshires.

>> No.21398903

>>21398881
They are okay but probably my least favorite of the chaos girls.

>> No.21398905

>>21398871
Baphomet
>"it's time for your walkies onii-chan~"
>"ufufu. you're getting hard just from me putting the leash on you, what a pervert"

>> No.21398907

>>21398808
They've been denied comfy nap time, all they get now is snuggling.

>> No.21398911

>>21398903
I like them because I would get to play my favorite games for the first time over and over.

>> No.21398913

>>21398883
Dom kejs are too good. And I don't even care for kejs that much.

>> No.21398915

>>21398871
Pretty much any Ropurotto Sabbath girl would be into that.

>> No.21398921

>>21398915
He’s talking about girls that would enjoy putting YOU on the leash, not the other way around.

>> No.21398924

>>21398765
I love fragile ornate silk panties on pear-shaped loli Wights.

>> No.21398935

>>21398911
I personally just prefer the maledom or more servile nature of the other breeds with the exception of the Nacho which I like that they are kind of a switch where you are made to rape them as spider but the extra art has them raping their husband because he didn't transform back in time. The Mindflayer seem more dominant than most monsters I like, although again I don't hate them. While it doesn't bother me, monster on female corruption does nothing for me as a fetish and that is pretty much 90% of the entry.

>> No.21398945

Parasitic shoggoth: A combination of two spooky monster girls that is somehow less spooky than either of them.

>> No.21398948

The bullying your waifu puts you through, it isn't purposely disrespectful is it? My waifu is a very playful bully even if it can be terrifying at times.

>> No.21398953

>>21398948
My waifu bullies me sexually, but not socially or emotionally. I also bully her sexually.

>> No.21398958

>>21398948
For some mamono it is just a way to express their love

>> No.21398964

>>21398945
How would it make them less spooky?

>> No.21398973

>>21398964
Shoggoths aren't completely sex crazed like slimes, while parasite slimes don't completely lack humanity like shoggoths.

>> No.21398991

>>21398948
Any “bullying” my waifu does is because she knows it turns me on.
She’s not interested in trying to actually hurt feelings or anything like that.

>> No.21399011

>>21398913
They aren't to everyone's tastes but what a Kej can do with her hair is wonderfully varied.

>> No.21399013

>>21398973
I see. What would a shog carrier look like?

>> No.21399024

>>21398958
You're right, I forgot Nacho's exist and that is their whole schtick.

>> No.21399034

>>21399013
Whatever they want to, probably.

>> No.21399047

>>21399013
>Obviously she's going to be a maid
>Her dress with have an odd sheen to it and feel like no cloth you ever felt before
>Sometimes when she's alone in her room you can hear her arguing with herself
>Always wants to change something about the house or appliances, new wallpaper, new silverware sets, an electric oven instead of gas etc.
>Eventually after your whole house is redone you lay in your bed only for you to fall into it
>Your maid walks in and confesses her secret to you showing her shog parasite
>You now have two maids

>> No.21399056

>>21399034
Then wouldnt that just make it a normal shog?

>> No.21399059

>>21399056
A normal shog would want to look like much weirder things.

>> No.21399071

>>21399047
>get held down by shog bed her parasite made
>her clothing dissolves showing off her body.
>hair and eye coulour also slightly change while she walks over to you.
>golden yellow eyes and her hair ends in purple.
>once at the bed she climbs atop you and prepares to mount you.
Pretty hot.

>> No.21399094

>>21398037
>>21398003
>>21397995
According to /d/ timestop is actually a fetish so I wouldn’t be surprised if a girl eventually got it

>> No.21399099

A succ opening a "makeover" place deep in order territory!

>> No.21399101

>>21397809
Very dangerous paizuri!

>> No.21399104
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>>21399094
Time stopping kiki for me

>> No.21399107

>>21399101
Very dangerous rape wyvern

>> No.21399110

>>21398369
>you forgot a line

>> No.21399113

>>21398134
Cheshire that instead of teleporting is actually her from different parts of timeline appearing and disappearing. She feigns ignorance on part of her pranks as they were done by her future-self.

>> No.21399114

>>21399107
The kind that hangs around low level zones to bully low level heroes with her fat glowing tats.

>> No.21399115

>>21399104
>Stops time
>Brushes your teeth
>Puts your socks on
>Restarts time

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>>21398355
Ah! I messed up!

>> No.21399125

>>21399104
>>21399115
There's something insanely hot about a woman way way more powerful than you.

>> No.21399126

>>21398567
>Anon is too confused and she is st her wits end after seemingly hours of attempted flirting
>She just pins him against the wall while her rear end holds him up and takes his member in.

>> No.21399133

>>21399115
>Spill your drink.
>You blink.
>There's no spill on the ground, and the glass in your hand has been re-filled.

Thank you time-stop Kiki!

Hope she doesn't do anything lewd with her powers.

>> No.21399137

>>21399094
where's that greentext of the time stopping frosthound

>> No.21399143

>>21399115
>>21399133
perfect and elegant kiki

>> No.21399144

>>21399118
I want to be raped by an ~ara ara~ demon after finding out she was never fully bound by the summoning circle.

>> No.21399146

>>21399071
A parasite shog wouldn't be that rapey.

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>>21399125
That's my fetish.

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>>21399125
>>21399150
It's a very good thing

>> No.21399165

If humans get pregnant easier than monsters, then it's only logical to make sure any human girl gets pregnant before being transformed into a monster.

>> No.21399168

>>21399146
Then i guess she just has the slime form on of those derpy faces you see in the profile and both of them lower their heads asking if you can forgive their deceit.

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Big sisters are Elite variants of monsters, stronger than the regular kind of their species.

>> No.21399177

>>21399165
Now you're thinking like a Lich.

>> No.21399180

>>21399157
I bet Nure are fierce combatants if they want to protect their husband.

>> No.21399181

>>21398948
Atlach-Nacha is not only purposefully disrespectful but also meant to incite carnal rage resulting in hate sex.

>>21399176
Is there a difference between Elite variants and Dire variants?

>> No.21399184

>>21399115
>brushes your teeth
The utter fucking worst. I brush when I'm damn well ready and prepared for it and not a moment sooner because that shit fucks with my sense of taste like a motherfucker. Imagine just getting your sense of taste overwhelmed with toothpaste-tier mint right before you're going to eat something or drink any drink or even gulp down a glass of water. Any joy or even baseline neutrality you could have derived from that experience just gone and replaced with grimace and disgust.

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>>21399181
Dire is a different Elite modifier.

>> No.21399196

>>21399186
It's just a Elite but bigger.

>> No.21399204

>>21399186
That is one big cat.

>> No.21399208

>>21399196
>bigger
In what ways, exactly?...for science.

>> No.21399212

>>21399186
I want a dire hellhounds big fat tits right in my face.

>> No.21399215

>>21399208
Size Difference

>> No.21399217

>>21399208
The pic is a fairly good demonstration.
e.g. fat cat tats

>> No.21399223

>>21399215
>>21399217
I'm going to need at least 1 Dire Holstaur.

>> No.21399227

>>21399212
I somehow doubt you can handle that much Hellhound.
Yknow, they’re hard enough to deal with when they AREN’T 8’+, twice your weight, and possibly able to pin you with their tits alone.

>> No.21399230

>>21399186
I wonder what the scariest affixes for monster girls are? Like a fire harpy that'll burn you with her lust

>> No.21399243

>>21399230
Flat Chested

>> No.21399244

What if we had a Titania version of a Leanan Sidhe?

>> No.21399247

>>21399227
I dont want to handle her.
I want her to crush me. Pound my hips into dust as she brutally milks me of cum. Her massive wobbling tits smooshing my face as she does so!

>> No.21399251

>>21399227
>dire hellhound gets uppity
>pinch her ear with 2 fingers and grab her scruff
>proceed to take tranced and now submissive but probably ego bruised doge to the ground and put her on her back belly up
>give her belly rubs to rub it in
>take her missionary style to dent her even the satisfaction of proper doggy style sex where her size difference de facto makes her in charge and setting the pace
Poor dog owners should not have dog types.

>> No.21399253

>>21399230
>Dire
>Hell-
>Chaos
>* of Diamonds

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>>21399208
Dire variants can be VERY big.

>> No.21399261

>>21399243
Flat chested monsters are the best.

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>>21399247
Godspeed.

>> No.21399273

>>21399208
Everything. Body size, capacity to love, need for sex. Plus they tend to be more on the wild side. Literally.

>> No.21399280

>>21399253
>>* of Diamonds
Now there’s true terror. Flee on sight!

>> No.21399289

>>21399184
Obviously a Kiki would be very tactful about the times she grooms you. Maybe It would even be in your sleep.

>> No.21399291

>>21399253
I wonder if it's like Diablo, where as well as the rare named monsters, you get packs of champion monsters.

>> No.21399294

>>21399291
>Group of 5 'Teleporting Cheshire Cats'
>Have no cooldown on their already powerful teleport ability.

It's not fair!

>> No.21399297

>>21399253
Don't forget my favorite
>Dark-

>> No.21399300

>>21399262
Perfect illustration. I want ger to rub her pussy all over my entire body so her scent permeates me. I want her to fuck me hard every day as soon as i get up to show me how she owns my body. I want her to utterly dominate me, mind, body and soul.

>> No.21399304

>>21399261
yeah but you try dealing with a monster with breast envy

>> No.21399305

>>21399294

Cheshires had a cooldown? That's a surprise.

>> No.21399313

What monster girl species do you want to see next?

>> No.21399316

>>21399300
And that right there is why I love dom monsters.
They utterly own you in damn near every possible way, and yet at the same time you mean the world to them.

>> No.21399320

>>21399313
Quetzalcoatl every day until KC does it.

>> No.21399322

>>21399257
>>21399273
>size difference is that large plus the effects.
Yeah...make that 2 dire holsts.

>> No.21399323

>>21399313
Shirime

>> No.21399328

>>21399313
Sunflower

>> No.21399339

>>21399304
>All flat chested monsters have breast envy
Because it's not like there are are shit ton of magic ways to instantly grow huge breast anytime you want if you wanted to and an entire global organization and multiple breeds dedicated to flat chests in this world, right?

>> No.21399342

>>21399305
Why do you think they make those painful dad-tier jokes all the time? Why do you think they save the absolute worst one for last right before disappearing?
It's like their Verbal components and the shit eating grin is the Somatic.
Now they can all just cat call and paw you with impunity before teleporting elsewhere. A whole battle field inundated with Nyan and cat jokes. Soldiers falling by the hundreds as their boot straps get tied together by one while the other 4 run distractions.

>> No.21399345

>>21399316
Exactly nothing better than cuddling up with her at the end of the day. Her whispering words of her devotion and love for me.

>> No.21399350

>>21399339
I don’t think that was his implication.
Unless he is indeed retarded.

>> No.21399352

>>21399339
>magic ways to instantly grow huge breast
yeah but that's not legit

>> No.21399359

>>21399352
It’s just DE, aka the foundation of all things monster in MGE.

>> No.21399367

>>21399342
That's terrifying.

>> No.21399376

>>21399304
The only ones with breast envy would be the species that are naturally busty

>> No.21399378

>>21393567
>yfw the Ouija board outs you as a lolicon

>> No.21399382

>>21399339
>flat chesters have to actively seek out options and magic for temporary but normal to slightly large racks while best girls come stacked out of the box naturally and forever with zero effort needed
>best girls can also use tit potions and magic for even bigger tits that flat chesters could never buff to
Its like saying ugly girls don't have to be intimidated by pretty girls because make up exists and they can just whore themselves up real quick to be competitive but then Becky the bombshell 11/10 bimbo could also use makeup and achieve even greater results.

>> No.21399387

>>21399304
>breast envy
why do I like this?

>> No.21399399

Do small zombies prefer chew toys, or pacifiers? What about vampires?

>> No.21399401

>>21399382
That’s an even worse example because just being a monster or monsterizing makes you an immediate 11/10 no questions asked.

>> No.21399407

Flat chested woman becoming a holst.

>> No.21399412

>>21399407
She spends her efforts to become one and STILL has a flat chest

>> No.21399413

>>21399387
Because its hot. I love the idea of dispationately fucking a lolis cunny only for her to get breast envy and make herself an oppai loli to impress me. Which if course leads to her getting brutally fucked by me as i love pai lolis.

>> No.21399416

>>21399387
Because it can be cute

>> No.21399420

>>21399387
Because it strikes a common cord of understanding with most men because now you know women have a rough equivalent to penis inadequacy syndrome. Not every guy has a monster cock or rockin bod and so theres always the thought they could be better but now you're being made aware that not all women are bombshells and they too have the same idea and worries of "I could be better.".

>> No.21399426

>>21399401
So the bombshell 11/10's become 21/10's and the flat chester 3/10 gets to make do with being an eternal 11/10 in a world full of 15+/10's.

>> No.21399428

>>21399420
That makes it sound femminist

>> No.21399429

>>21399412
No, she gets the biggest chest possible!

>> No.21399433
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>>21399399
Small vampires prefer small butlers

>> No.21399432

>>21399399
They prefer your fingers.

>> No.21399443

>>21399412
at least she would have milk

>> No.21399449

>>21399428
Personally I'd say it makes it sound human as it show both genders have body image issues as both are sold insane or unachievable standards to both themselves and the opposite sex. You like this because now you at least have some kind of shared commonality just like how people like it when their SO's like the same hobbies or genres they do.
Tl;dr it promotes togetherness rather than barriers which is the foundation of positive human social experiences and bonds.

>> No.21399450

>>21399426
Hey, if you’re that dead set on fucking up an ideal fantasyland then be my guest.
Just don’t think twice that it’s canon.

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>>21399432

>> No.21399454

>>21399429
Nah, she just gains D's while the rest of the holstaurs roll around with H-Z's.

>> No.21399460

>>21399454
No she gets double Zs!

>> No.21399463

>>21399451
As everyone seems hot on it currently
Flat wight surrounded by extra busty zombie maids.

>> No.21399464

>>21399450
Sorry, m8. Every succubi that was shown pre-succification only ever gained a cup size or 2 after being transformed. Even waist and ass size doesn't change much they just get bette proportioned and better faces. Otherwise shit like sabbath holstaurs being oppai lolis because its only like a 4 cup size reduction wouldn't make sense.
Forever flats will be forever flats.

>> No.21399469

>>21399433
>Small vampires prefer small butlers
Or tall gentlemen

>> No.21399480

What do ushi's smell like?

>> No.21399492

>>21399480
Stale sweat and cloying musk because they're mountain hermits hence the Messy_Hair look they have going on.

>> No.21399494
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>>21399480
Power and love

>> No.21399515

>>21399492
I want to help wash my ancient matron ushi wife! Give her a massage too. Ushi-onis at that age enjoy the finer things.

>> No.21399547

>>21398948
My dear wife sits on me in a matter of factly way, and all tea party guests understand it as strictly professional. She needs a seat, and my face fills a need! No bullying involved!

>> No.21399560

>>21399547
Given how much time you and your wife spend in that particular position, one could begin to wonder whether she might truly be a Matango. Rooted to the spot, as it were.

>> No.21399561

Wendigo coat but when her husband wears it, it takes the shape of a boss ass pimp coat.

>> No.21399566

>>21399561
Wendis should not get their coats in Wonderland.

>> No.21399570

>>21399547
Good man. Gotta provide for your wife

>> No.21399578

>>21399560
I-
...huh. Perhaps it’s a tendency she picked up from her cousins? I mean it would make sense perhaps if she were one of the Matangos who were turned into Hatters by the Queen’s herself, but that couldn’t be right at all, she is of course a member of a long-standing Noble house that goes back generations, as she’s assured me before with the family crest she drew me!
Someone’s been paying attention!

>> No.21399582

>>21399515
Bathing with a monster must be fun. I wish I could bathe with a Pharaoh.

>> No.21399593

>>21399582
Bathing with a slime is a good time too.

>> No.21399595

>>21399582
One of my greatest fantasies is bathing with my wife. I want set her small loli body on my lap and soap up her flat little chest and rub her tiny nipples as she squirms on my lap. Eventually I would move down between her legs and play with her little clit during the bath. Teasing her until we get out and can move onto something more.

>> No.21399614

>>21399566
>Wonderland Wendi
Oh man I wonder what that would be like? Both her and the coat realm.

>> No.21399622

>>21399578
>Hatterfag figures out his wife isn’t from a noble house through all the somewhat obvious clues she was just making that up
>in a calm panic, she poofs his face with so many spores he blacks out and forgets the last 48 hours in a lewd stupor
>the charade must continue, less he finds out her true past, as she hides the photo of a group of young smiling Matango sisters deeper under the floorboards...

>> No.21399625

>>21399578
That’s pretty neat. If she is a “first generation” Hatter, do you attribute that to her having high longevity, or time not exactly following the rules in Wonderland?

>> No.21399644

>>21399622
Hatterfag is a good man.
His choice in bustsize is commendable.

>> No.21399647

>>21399463
At least she has brains

>> No.21399651

I imagine parasitic shog hosts would actually lose their sense of normal sexual pleasure and have it overwritten by the pleasure of serving mastah. They would, however, become more sensitive inside and out, and be able to feel the shape of mastah's dick inside their pussy as clearly as they would feel its shape in their hands.

The question is if they would reproduce though, because reproduction kind of goes against the shog mentality.

>> No.21399656

>>21399647
Maybe but having a high IQ can't make up (physically) for massive milkers.

>> No.21399660
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>>21399656

>> No.21399665

>>21399660
Meiling a best.

>> No.21399669

>>21399625
Thanks! I’ve a mind more for stories than just pure self-insert so it felt more right having her have a bit of intrigue in her background and a character arc. I believe both, in some cases, though moreso overall just her longevity. Wonderland Time shenanigans are moreso in effect for her nervousness when outside of Wonderland, as she has an irrational (and thereby rational in a Wonderland mind) fear that if she spends too much outside of Wonderland, she’ll revert back to a Matango and I won’t love her anymore. Which is, of course, complete nonsense, the legitimate kind. I’ve a thing for confident, dominant and classy ladies having a secret weakness or trauma that I can uncover and help heal. And by ladies, I mean Her.

>> No.21399673

>>21399644
Thank you, good sir! Indeed, patricians must hold standards to their preference in both bosom AND booty!

>> No.21399678

>>21399673
Yup, although I split mine between the waifus.

>> No.21399693

>>21399678
Ah, stupendous. That way you can enjoy both at maximum at the same time!

>> No.21399694

>>21399669
Glad I'm not the only one who spends a ton of time thinking of backstories and motivations for my wife.

>> No.21399699

manticores are for losing to

>> No.21399703

>>21399693
Exactly, even if one is jealous of getting her 'end' of the deal

>> No.21399713

>>21399694
It's so much fun to do! My Dear Hatter Wife is my only one for me, but I do love coming up with stories and especially hearing other anon's stories for other girls!
>>21399703
You must be quite patient to manage and help her see her own 'assets' are not to be underplayed!

>> No.21399718

>>21399694
Not at all. I want to write a story about my waifu and I meeting but I don't know how to make it less autistic and more interesting.

>> No.21399719

>>21399713
Of course!
I enjoy big rears as much as I do tits so she certainly won't be lacking for use.

>> No.21399730

>>21399469
Small butlers will eventually turn into that.

>> No.21399739

>>21399669
>Hatterfag's wife is nervous and unsure outside of Wonderland
I shudder to even think, you've portrayed her as such a classy confident lady, it would be like seeing a sad kobold or a shamed dragon

>> No.21399745

>>21399656
Yeah but dumb can't use milkers to their best wheras smart can use flat better than the dumb

>> No.21399766

>>21399745
>dumb can't use milkers to their best
Paizuri isn't all that complicated a task anon and I'm sure it comes natural to most if not all monster girls especially the cows.

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>>21399656
If the flat wight is a loli, then she's better than titty monsters physically too.

>> No.21399778

>>21399774
what if she is a tall flat sticc of a wight

>> No.21399779

>>21399719
And what species are the wives in question? Any friendly wively rivalry?
>>21399739
She'd mask it quite well, and that's also the reason she can be a bit domineering in Wonderland- to keep me from ever wanting to leave!

>> No.21399806

>>21399778
i like those too

>> No.21399810

>>21399779
Cheshire and jinko.

>> No.21399816

>>21399810
Oh I knew it. You always tend to talk to me it seems! Your wives are fantastic!

>> No.21399822

>>21399816
They are and its mostly because we have shared tastes.

>> No.21399858

>>21399669
Initial asker here, just wanted to say you’ve encouraged me to put some thought into my wife’s history.
Although it’s a bit odd in that, now that I think about it, it’s already half there and kinda writes itself.

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I wanna be raped so hard by an ushi-oni. Right before we start to have sex I'd tell her to fuck me silly, keep fucking as long as she likes, even if I pass out, keep fucking, and even if I beg and scream for her to top, keep fucking. That the only way she stops is if she wants to. Then I'd remove her seal, and the party would begin.

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>>21399822
Big is best, after all!
>>21399858
That's the sign that it's what you truly want! I hope to see you share it some day or days! Thank you!

>> No.21399889

>>21399879
Big is best indeed, even when on a shorty

>> No.21399899

>Parasite shog host becomes pregnant
>Carries the baby for much longer than 9 months because the parasite shog thinks "there is no way it can survive outside in this state"

>> No.21399902

>>21399889
Yes!
On a shorty, Big becomes laser-focused, undeniable, and emphasized!
And on a tall gal, Big becomes even bigger, all-encompassing, and unavoidable!
That's why my dear wife can go from Fairy to Fantastical sizes to fulfill all fetishes!

>> No.21399916

>>21399902
This is the truest statement ever.

>> No.21399919

>>21399878
but how will you afford all the pelvis surgeries?

>> No.21399927

>>21399902
So what’s the biggest she’s ever been?

>> No.21399953

>>21399927
Big! Which is big enough for me!

>> No.21399983

>>21399560
Sounds divine!

>> No.21399994

>>21399983
I hear angels singing when she brushes off her bottom in preparation to press it gently yet firmly against my face!

>> No.21400001

>>21399899
My headcanon is that most monstergirls take 12 months to birth a child instead of 9. This is only because I want to spend more time with my cute pregnant wife.

>> No.21400013

I want to have a nice big italian dinner at a fancy restaurant with a vampire. Do you think they'll add extra garlic to her meal if I ask or would they be too worried about what would happen?

>> No.21400043

>>21400013
I want a daphir and her vampire sister to compete for my affections.
ESPECIALLY if they're hugely busty.

>> No.21400051

>>21400013
I want to spritz a loli Vampire with holy water in a spray bottle!

>> No.21400056 [DELETED] 

For those of you interested
>>>/d/8537579
>>>/d/8537579

>> No.21400061

>>21399919
Mamono mana protects you from getting hurt like that during sex

>> No.21400070 [DELETED] 

>>21400056
fuck off

>> No.21400097

>>21400001
Truth be told I think they’d naturally adjust the duration to match their partner’s desires.
By like, +/- 3 mo.

>> No.21400116

>>21399651
Maybe they use the carrier to birth little babies that come installed with the shogs division implanted in it.

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You can never take the place of the love Automatons have for Robits anon. You can however stand right next to it.

>> No.21400127

>>21400116
You don't understand. Shogs are all about "becoming one", so they would have a hard time letting something split off from themselves.

>> No.21400129

>>21400122
>This man can tell the models apart.
He is no mecha fan.

>> No.21400159 [DELETED] 

Again, for those of you interested
>>>/d/8537640
>>>/d/8537640

>> No.21400169

>In todays episode, cheshirechan gives up on subtlety

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>> No.21400174

>>21400170
Smug husbands are powerful!

>> No.21400181 [DELETED] 

Isn't yuri great?
>>>/d/8533708
>>>/d/8533708

>> No.21400186 [DELETED] 

>>21400181
this one I like

>> No.21400191

>>21400159
dude stop posting /d/ links to shit stuff
>>21400122
How does a facial expression become faulty

>> No.21400197 [DELETED] 

I just love succubi. How about you?
>>>/d/8533508
>>>/d/8533508

>> No.21400205

>>21400191
Don't reply shithead.

>> No.21400223 [DELETED] 

You'd take good care of her, right?
>>>/d/8528401
>>>/d/8528401

>> No.21400234

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, help glacies-chan adapt to the warming weather!
Summer is on the way so she's going to be dripping everywhere!

>> No.21400237

>>21400174
>Local husband not so smug since being raped

>> No.21400240

>>21400237
It's not rape if I enjoy it and Planned on her doing it!

>> No.21400241 [DELETED] 

Arachnes are pretty hot too
>>>/d/8533924
>>>/d/8533924

>> No.21400250

>>21400234
Not gonna lie the “vanilla” elementals are kinda boring compared to the more exotic ones (Dark Matter, Kitsune-Bi) or Magic Material girls.

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I sleep well at night knowing that a MG transformed into a loli via the pedomorphisis spell can never turn into a oppai loli, because big breasts are mature, and pedomorphisis keeps them immature!

>> No.21400256

>>21400240
I mean presumably, otherwise why would you have a Hellhound wife in the first place?
But that doesn’t mean she can’t ride you ‘till you pass out.

>> No.21400261

>>21400253
*except for Holstaurs.
It’s a cow thing.

>> No.21400269

>>21400250
They're all great!
Slyph keeps some cool breezes going, ignis can warm you up during winter and serve as a marshmallow cooker, gnome helps people that care about gardening, and Undine can help keep you hydrated and your lawn watered!

>> No.21400315

>>21400269
Of those the only one that seems like a potential improvement over other species is Gnome, who is essentially a Dorome that isn’t retarded.

>> No.21400328

>>21400315
Please.
Don't you want to see your Sylph daughterus making little tornadoes to suck up the leaves in your backyard?

>> No.21400341

>>21400127
But the carrier is supposed to be the humanizing aspect. She would get the shog to relent to having a baby.

>> No.21400345

>>21400328
Sylph is a goddamn stripper loli.
If I wanted an airy gf I’d get a cozy ittan-momen.

>> No.21400356

>>21400345
She's literally airy though!
She can also big bigger too!
A big busty breeze to come for you!

>> No.21400370

I want to make a sandworm a mom

>> No.21400376

>>21400370
What a coincidence! It so turns out that a Sandworm wants to make you a dad!

>> No.21400390

>>21400253
Sure but good thing lich-chan already made a potion just for that. Now all girls can have big breasts and be lolis!

>> No.21400408

>>21400390
Anon, monsters don't want to cause harm to themselves or other monsters. Oppai harms lolis. You wouldn't want that would you?

>> No.21400424
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Woops, I broke my wife's phylactery!

>> No.21400431

>>21400424
https://twitter.com/GaothunNSFW/status/1131745565446877184 shit I forgot to put the twitter post

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>>21400424
Hope you're prepared to take care of all her pent up lust and talk with her about her emotions

>> No.21400440

>>21400341
The baby will come out when it's ready, and shog-chan will rearrange organs to make as much space as necessary.

>> No.21400464

>>21400408
Oppais are love! Your just a bigot who doesnt want lolis to be able to experience giving oniichan paizuri!

>> No.21400468

>>21400464
>not wanting naizuri

>> No.21400474

>>21400464
I'm a bigot for not wanting lolis to be in constant pain? How dare you call me that anon.

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>> No.21400498

>>21400468
Naizuri is great, but lolis should be able to give their onii-chans both it and paizuri.

>>21400474
But lolis wouldnt feel pain anon. The boobs they gain dont weigh enough for that and its all thanks to lich-chans genius and fore thought!

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Why is elf armor always so dumb? How does she even aim?

>> No.21400516

>>21400431
Nice wife anon.

>> No.21400519

>>21400498
Keep telling yourself that to make yourself feel better. Everyone else knows how selfish you are for putting her through this, just for yourself.

>> No.21400547

>>21400500
Fabric isn't opaque, and there are eye slits.

>> No.21400590

>>21400500
so I see a lot of exposed areas that also happen to be over vital organs and that bow looks far too complex and too much weight. Anyway point is get real armour and weapons dumb knife ears

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>>21399774
BFFs forever! Through Thick and Thin!

>> No.21400663

>>21400519
If you want to keep spreading lies and making lich-chan cry due to you being such a meany then go ahead. I however will be spreading the truth.

>>21400635
What cuties!

>> No.21400705

is mipha considered furry or mg?

>> No.21400730

>>21400434
It's the best time of the year when I break it!

>> No.21400798
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Last night I had a weird-ass dream where I stole a tank.
Is Nightmare-chan's dating service trying to hook me up with some kind of heavy-duty Automaton?

>> No.21400821

>>21400663
She's been feeding you lies anon. She has biased research, from biased sources.

>> No.21400824

>>21400798
No, that was just a normal dream.

>> No.21400830

>>21400821
Are you implying that shirokuto, grelia, and runya are biased? Because thats who she got to test it and they all had glowing praise!

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>> No.21400843

>>21400831
She's dressed fancy! Getting ready for Silksong?

>> No.21400848

>>21400830
>Oppaifag is confused, suddenly believes he's a flatfag and someone is bashing flats

>> No.21400860

>>21400848
>cant deal with the fact that the baphos are willing to advance the field of pai-loli research.
I was right all a long. your just a bigot.

>> No.21400874

>>21400860
>Oppaifaggot literally forgets that marune had to bribe her way into being an official sabbath with food.
Show one source for them approving of oppai. Just saying "they approved marune sabbath" doesn't count.

>> No.21400884

>>21400824
Would Nightmares get adorably jealous if their crushes had "regular" romantic/sexual dreams?

>> No.21400885

>>21400860
>Seething
At least figure out something else to desperately call someone man.

>> No.21400896

>>21400798
Big O is my favorite mech and i want her to bully me

>> No.21400897

>>21400874
Why doesnt it count. Also you seem to be ignoring the fact they invented the mega potion and a few of them have used it for recreation and in pranks. As long as it doesnt hurt anyone i see no reason why they wouldnt be willing to hellp with a pai-loli potion.

>> No.21400900

>>21400884
>Nightmare notices that her crush has a wide smile on his face and even quietly laughs in his sleep.
>Curiosity overcomes her and she decides to just take a quick peek inside.
>She sees Anon on a date with herself, doing all the cutesy romantic stuff you can imagine
>She's clearly taken aback by this, deciding to leave as silently as she came. But not before kissing him on the cheek.

>> No.21400904
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>>21400896
Big O was animated using the same techniques as Batman the Animated Series, meaning they drew on black paper.

>> No.21400909

>>21400897
But it is hurting them, I've been telling you this the whole time. If >Mamano mana, doesnt work because of pedomorphisis, why are you poisoning them with drugs, potions, and other side effects from food/items. It's not natural. Even in the marune sabbath entry, they said it was a side effect from the food they ate. Anon, I feel bad for the well being if your waifus... They may act happy, but they deal with constant pain everyday...

>> No.21400916

>>21400900
Cute! They're going to have so much fun renacting all those dates in real life.

>> No.21400917

>>21400904
art fairy a cute

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>>21400917

>> No.21400923

>>21400918
So tiny and cute

>> No.21400925

>>21400909
Not sure what you mean by:
>>Mamano mana, doesnt work because of pedomorphisis

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>>21400923

>> No.21400938

>>21400918
>>21400934
No, I won't learn to draw. And I'm too lazy to write. I'll just read comics. Deal with it Fairy.

>> No.21400939

>>21400925
Small brain, filled with oppai. Refer back to the first post. There's a reason why a little girl's body is the best for magic. It's also because oppai makes you dumb. Example: Marune being redneck farmers.

>> No.21400943

>>21400934
I wonder if Art Fairy can appreciate surveying drawings

>> No.21400951

>>21400939
But the literal savage retard sabbath is flat chested. Also i am pretty positive its only easier to use magic with a smaller body. Doesnt have to be flat chested.

>> No.21400954

>>21400918
>tfw started coloring images I've commissioned that have none
I'm certainly not great and don't have the vision to make any actual linework of my own, but it's still quite satisfying.

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>>21400951
don't come after my waifu like that

>> No.21400966

What happens if you take an art fairy to an art gallery?

>> No.21400969

>>21400951
>also i am pretty positive its only easier to use magic with a smaller body. Doesnt have to be flat chested.
Are you just missing the contradiction here on purpose or?...

Ropu isn't exceptionally magic focused. Have you noticed a trend in the chest size among the sabbath's that are magic focused?

>> No.21400971

>>21400962
I actually love ropu and her sabbath, but implying marune is the dumbest bapho is silly.

>> No.21400972

>>21400966
your worst fears are realized and she goes to somebody with talent

>> No.21400980

>>21400971
>>21400951
Roppu are rather smart, just in a different way. I realize it might be hard for you to understand that though.

>> No.21400981
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21400981

What does it mean when a monster girl looks at you like this?

>> No.21400985

>>21400969
Fine give you that. just explain why oppai loli is bad for the health. You say its because its unnatural, but why is that bad.

>> No.21400997

>>21400981
you'll be cumming all over her paws

>> No.21400998

>>21400981
>(Haahn? This Human isn't afraid of me. Guess I need to try harder...)

>> No.21401003

>>21400981
>Is that a roll of tobacco in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

>> No.21401011

>>21400997
I like this.

Man, I'm not a furry, but why do I really love pawpads on monster girls. I really want to feel them in my hand and on my dick

>> No.21401012

>>21400981
Time to get sacrificed!

>> No.21401014
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21401014

When are we going to be invaded by powerful Space Monkeys?

>> No.21401021

>>21401011
Same anon. I love idea of being felt up for those big meaty paws and having those paw pads rub me.

>> No.21401032

>>21399313
More foxes, especially non-oriental ones.

>> No.21401040

>>21400966
Depends on their mood. Sometimes you'll get her extremely excited and gushing about all the cool art she sees, especially if it's something interesting and innovative. But sometimes she'll get quiet and sullen, mentioning how sad she is about sensing a lack of passion or a purely profit-driven motivation. On those days, she'll push you to work on your art even harder than usual.

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>> No.21401064

>>21401061
>Some Anon asks the Lim if he can cum on her hat.

>> No.21401065

>>21401014
I wonder if Gripes browses these threads so he can get ideas for new art also his /sp/ comics are fucking hilarious

>> No.21401066
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21401066

>>21401064
Execute him

>> No.21401068

>>21399313
phoenix

>> No.21401069

I'm gonna fuck a Dullahan but put her head on a shelf and turn it away from us so she can't see anything I'm fucking her body.

>> No.21401074

>>21401066
I bet monster girl "executions" would be pretty fun to watch.
They probably just monsterize them in a really brutal way.

>> No.21401077

>>21401074
>It's the traditional guillotine
>But the twist is that it turns them into dullahans

>> No.21401079

>>21399313
Metal Slime
Frost Giant
Phoenix
Axolotl

>> No.21401087

>>21399313
Wonderland Caterpillar, smoking the dank stuff.

>> No.21401101

>>21401077
Honestly, that sounds kinda hot.
>Her head get separated from her body, she's sure she's going to die
>Still conscious despite her head being on the ground
>She's thinking it's just due the blood not having left her head yet
>But she can still feel her body
I wounder how long it would take before she realized what happened.

>> No.21401104

>>21401074
>Undeads tear her soul from her body
>Now she's a zombie and a ghost!

>> No.21401110

>>21401104
Now is it wives if its both her body and ghost or just wife

>> No.21401114

>>21401077
>>21401101
>>21401104
It's like the Velvet Room in Persona 5!

>> No.21401115

>>21401101
What if she is in denial about being a dullahan after that

>> No.21401126

>>21401074
>Death by getting fed to hungry "wolves"
>Really just werewolves that bite the ever living hell out of you

>Drowning in dark matter

>Cut by a demon silver weapon and left to "bleed out"

>> No.21401133

>>21401115
It would be pretty funny if her body went full monster too. She just constantly justifies what her body is doing and is in complete denial that she can remove her head.

>> No.21401137

>>21399313
Homunculus

>> No.21401142
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>>21401137
Ara ara boya.

>> No.21401146

>>21401021
We need more big paw handjobs and footjobs, drawn to emphasize the pawpads

>> No.21401160

If a Dullahans husband asks if she can give some head, does she just give him her head and tell him to go wild?

>> No.21401213

>>21400918
i've finally got my groove for drawing back and it's only a matter of time until i have no ideas for what to draw left and lose the discipline to draw

>> No.21401222

>>21399313
a monster that's not a dungeons and dragons monster, not a solely real-life animal/creature, and not from a niche myth

>> No.21401223

>>21401213
Please draw a Kiki Poppins sliding up a hand-rail with her skirt not covering her legs

>> No.21401228

>>21401222
So... you want nothing at all?
Nothing at all
NOTHING AT ALL

>> No.21401243

>>21401222
What a completely oc one?

>> No.21401252

>>21401228
i want the popular monsters out of the way first. monsters like phoenix, homucleus (however you spell it), hydra, deep one, chupacabra.
it's cool that he's making monsters based on real life creatures but they're boring later. i hope he makes something unique and fresh like cactaurs or penguin monsters.

>> No.21401255

>>21401252
>homucleus
Homunculus. It's not a hard word.

>> No.21401258

Why do some monsters bully other monsters

>> No.21401261

>>21401258
It gets them off.

>> No.21401262

>>21401258
The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.21401263

>>21401258
diverse crowd.

>> No.21401270

>>21401258
Because they are jealous and don't want their beloved to fall for them so they must degrade them to set their mind at ease

>> No.21401276

>>21401258
Some monsters are natural rivals and usually they are on more equal footing so it's banter

>> No.21401286

You know it's pretty crazy how every monster is cute

>> No.21401292

>>21401065
He doesnt
He doesnt like MGE at all (or mgq for that matter)

>> No.21401293

>>21401286
hellhounds aren't cute

>> No.21401301

>>21401293
Incorrect.

>> No.21401304

>Want to commission more art of my waifu
>Doesn't have the energy to find artists to commission
Fuck.

>> No.21401331
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21401331

How surprised would an apophis be if you managed to built up a resistance to her venom and don't fall to your knees in one bite?

>> No.21401340

>>21401331
Moderately surprised. Then again, she would just continue to bite you until she's won. She would consider the whole thing rather quaint.

>> No.21401360

>>21401252
Homunculus, sir.

>> No.21401364

>>21401258
It's just bants

>> No.21401379

>>21401364
>MG spikes another MGs drink with manticore venom
>"It's just bants!"
At least the other monster girl got a BF that day.

>> No.21401387

>>21401340
But if she keeps draining venom into you like that then you'll just build up a bigger resistance, or she'll eventually run dry and be forced to coil you up to stop you

>> No.21401390

>>21401387
Unless you're literally immune, that's not gonna happen.

>> No.21401435

>>21401390
>Through a one in a trillion genetic chance, a man is immune to Apophis venom
>Through yet another unlikely chance, he's attracted the attention of an Apophis
>She sneaks up behind him and sinks her fangs into his neck
>He reaches back and smacks her in the face before the both of them recoil in shock
>He starts to apologize, claiming he though he felt a mosquito
>She interrupts him to ask why he isn't affected
>They're both taken aback by what the other has said and offer a "What?" in unison
>Years later, she retells the story, adding that she's actually happy she found someone who loves her for who she is and not thanks to the help of any venom

>> No.21401441

>>21401435
Best end.

>> No.21401484

>>21401435
>she's actually happy she found someone who loves her for who she is and not thanks to the help of any venom
You don't need to be immune to venom for this scenario. You just need to profess your love for her before she bites

>> No.21401495
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Wow! It looks like portals just opened, and your waifu is coming through to be with you!

Unfortunately, it looks like something weird happened on her trip through the portal, and there's now two of her. Both of them, identical to each other in appearance and personality. They both profess their love to you.

How do you handle the situation?

>> No.21401499

>>21401495
>two black dragons
I, Uhh...
One on my dick and one my face?
Yeah. That'll do. One on my dick and one my face. Don't come looking for me, I'm in the Dragon's Den now.

>> No.21401506

>>21401495
Which one is the real Shapiffany?

>> No.21401517

>>21401495
Guess I better hug both

>> No.21401524

So what is one good and the other evil?

>> No.21401560
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21401560

Please no fisting robo girls

>> No.21401580

>>21401495
Become the meat in a holstaur sandwich and spend all day napping.

>> No.21401587

>>21401495
>>21401580
Pretty much exactly this just with more fucking.

>> No.21401605

>>21401587
That's what the nights are for.

>> No.21401610

>>21401495
The universe is too cruel. We'd have to find a way to send one of them to an alternate dimension me, and hope they can decide between themselves who stays and who goes to the other me.

>> No.21401642

>>21401495
>2 loli weresheep
Guess I’m gonna go to sleep and never wake up again

>> No.21401723
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21401723

beeg horns!

>> No.21401797

>>21401723
That's the size of titties that are best.

>> No.21401826

>>21398214

Hi Team,

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>>21401797
they're whatever for me, i just like big horns.

>> No.21401844

>>21401833
Thats fine.
Those are the ttittes I desire on my Jinko wife though

>> No.21401849

>>21401495
I don't, they bypass it by setting up a mind-link spell between each other ahead of time.

>> No.21401872

What's better - being the big spoon for a small yeti, giving her the full body hug she's always dreamed of until her paws tighten grip, she's softly crying into your chest from happiness as she gets off from the pleasure of the hug, and in the morning she looks up at you with heart pupils and tears

Or being the little spoon for a big yeti, getting a face full of comfy yeti snuggle lumps as she runs your back, being her teddy bear for the night, knowing there's no chance of escape until she wakes up or else she'll jolt awake in a panic that she lost her teddy bear

>> No.21401878
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>>21401872
I'm all for being the little spoon because wing cocoons and stuff.

>> No.21401935

>>21401872
Being the big spoon for a big yeti and giving her as close to the full-body hug she gave up on years ago as possible.

>> No.21401950

>>21401833
It would be fun to have wild and rough sex with Sarasa.

>> No.21402069

>>21401935
Enjoy your new big yeti wife who needs her husband daki at night

>> No.21402072

>>21401872
I can't sleep if I'm not the little spoon.
She could be a sabbath yeti or a dire yeti but either way I'm getting little spooned or they're sleeping on the couch.

>> No.21402103

>>21401872
Go big or go home, I want breast pillows and so much fur I genuinely do not need a blanket.

>> No.21402107

>>21402072
>sabbath yeti
Besides Runya Runya, what sabbath would a Yeti join?

>> No.21402112

>>21402107
Which ever ones make snowmen and wear parkas.

>> No.21402130

>>21402107
Serial hugger Ropu yetis.
Whatever the gyaruloli Sabbath is, I feel like Yetis would fit in amazingly there even if I don’t care for it.

>> No.21402148

>>21402112
Winterstown Sabbath with avalanche rescue and hot cocoa making classes!

>> No.21402156

>>21399625
Note that a monster doesn't have to be the original generation to start out as another type. In the current time monsters that travel to Wonderland and stay there will eventually turn into the Wonderland version if there is one.

>> No.21402165

>>21402156
Yeah, but when’s the last time you heard of a Matango traveling anywhere?

>> No.21402168

New girl when

>> No.21402176

>>21402168
Just as soon as one of the Lilimfags Alps.

>> No.21402194

>>21402165
Once one gets a husband they've been known to move about via him. Plus, Wonderland portals sometimes randomly appear and transport whoever happens to be in the location.

>> No.21402196

>>21402176
I feel like your more angy about Lilims then you should be.

>> No.21402202

>>21402196
I’m not mad about Lilims themselves.
I’m just poking fun at their dork fans.

>> No.21402216

>>21402194
On that note, the original mad hatter apparently arrived as a married matango. Her unintentionally ignoring the Queen of Hearts in favor of having sex is what motivated the transformation.

>> No.21402232

>>21401040
>mentioning how sad she is about sensing a lack of passion or a purely profit-driven motivation
I want to bully an Art Fairy by making her play a David Cage game!

>> No.21402239

>>21402232
Hey David Cage really does have a vision, he's just a complete hack who needed David Bowie to carry the one good project he had.
Me, I would bully an Art Fairy by making her play the Elder Scrolls in order and see her increasing depression with every new installment.

>> No.21402247

>>21402239
Mods would give her relief though.
The lack of dev creativity replaced by fan creativity.

>> No.21402255

>>21401101
It’s like a reversal on a well known skit
>Oh gods I’m dead!
>No you’re not, you’re just a dullahan
>Yes I am, I’ll be dead any minute now
>No, you’re getting better. Most live a fairly normal life after transformation
>shut up I’m dead!

>> No.21402269

>>21402216
That is retarded

>> No.21402278

>>21402269
The Queen of Hearts is fickle, what can you do?
She also made Jabberwocks because she got sick of a regular dragon being a proud jerk.

>> No.21402293

>>21402278
>what can you do?
Give her a hard dicking

>> No.21402310

>>21402293
Yeah good luck, you’d need it in spades.
Don’t let her innocent Alice appearance fool you, she’s as perverted as they come.

>> No.21402321

>>21402310
That's a good point, QoH is probably the most degenerate girl in the setting bar none. The kind of girl that would even make a /d/ regular freeze mid sentence and ask her to repeat what she just said in shock.

>> No.21402328

>>21402321
Not to mention her magic is the mightiest of all the lilim. She's mid or perhaps even high rank god tier.

>> No.21402331

>>21401255
If an alp transformed into one, would it be a homoncleus?

>> No.21402333

>>21402331
Ba-dump TSSH

>> No.21402337

>>21402321
Definitely. I mean, think of all the varied weird shit there is in Wonderland, then recall that she’s the one who brought it all to life there.
It’s all in her kingdom of deviant delights, the place she calls home. She’s at least as lewd as the entirety of that combined.

>> No.21402371

>>21402337
And that’s why it’s a fun place to vacation and honeymoon in

>> No.21402381

>>21402310
Then give her a hard dicking while wearing a hat.

>> No.21402394

>>21401878
Big thighs

>> No.21402395

>>21402381
Are hats her weakness?

>> No.21402402

>>21402394
Big thighs are nice, being leglocked by big thighs is even better.

>> No.21402408

>>21402328
Easily mid rank god if not more, it took the Shiro sabbath's combined efforts to save a torn by moving it to a different dimension while the QoH created a large dimension on her own with the only other notable entity to own one being the fallen god.

>> No.21402502
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21402502

do you think mushrooms lactate?

>> No.21402520

>>21402502
One mush find out for science
Bouncing shroom breasts are a must

>> No.21402572

>>21402502
Where do you think they get cream of mushroom soup?

>> No.21402577

http://imgbox.com/g/kn4sEcQeu5
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 40. They've been taken from Twitter, Pixiv, Gelbooru, Danbooru. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/23kpBdSi

>> No.21402599

>>21401495
Two Dear Hatter Wives?!
Two times the big booty!
Two times the big titty!
Twice the class!
Half the real estate for them to sit on me though...

>> No.21402617

>>21402502
They do, mushroom wine.

>> No.21402626

>>21402599
One on face, one on dick. Easy.
They can swap positions every so often.

>> No.21402628

>>21401495
I take both

>> No.21402644

>>21402572
i like that soup but i wouldn't want it cold

>> No.21402649

>>21402644
Well it’s warm if you get it fresh from the source.

>> No.21402658

>>21402626
But sometimes my dear wife likes to stretch over me so as to maximize surface contact! Though I imagine she would get along famously with herself. They’d have so much in common! Plus think of the symmetrical docking and double hotdogging...

>> No.21402662

>>21402649
i could pump her in my lap while i grab a tit

>> No.21402684

>>21402658
Can you even see your dick if they do double paizuri?

>> No.21402699

>>21402684
Hopeless! It would be lost entirely! Swallowed by spongey mounds!

>> No.21402701

>>21401723
Good taste.

>> No.21402755

>>21402699
How delightful! I wish to experience much the same with my waifu!

>> No.21402766

>>21402699
Mush mounds are delightful

>> No.21402778

>>21402755
Imagine her breasts squeeeezing tightly against her breasts, as she holds hands with herself and lewdly looks knowingly at you while pumping them up and down, your poor punished member completely engulfed in ecstasy, encased in squishy softness!

>> No.21402789

>>21402766
It’s true! Sometimes I like to just patter away lightly at them like a bongo drum, watching them jiggle everywhere in response, while she simply smiles and cocks an eyebrow at me whilst sipping tea.

>> No.21402795

>>21402778
That would just be to much for me to take! The smug they both experience at how much pleasure they bring me will be greater than that of all the cheshires at a cheshire convention!

>> No.21402798
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>>21402577
Remember to get the fullsize images from Twitter. I have a larger version of that Pixie

>> No.21402810

>>21402798
>that fairy with the collar
unf

>> No.21402822

>>21402810
Its a pixie

>> No.21402827

>>21402822
Whatever anon, I just think it'd be hot to get dommed by such a tiny girl.

>> No.21402832

>>21402798
I want to be that titania's knight!
>>21402810
this too

>> No.21402834

>>21402798
Aight, I'll get the originals

>> No.21402844

>>21402795
Truly, the power of big breasts is not to be taken lightly! In fact, it’s quite heavy! Pray they give you a break at some point at least!

>> No.21402856

>>21402844
they might stop, but i am sure they would each leave some slime to continuously pleasure me!

>> No.21402857

>>21402684
19th century doctors considered sexual fixation on breasts as paraphilia.

>> No.21402871

>>21402857
And?

>> No.21402870

>>21402832
>I want to be that titania's knight!
I want to be any type of titanias knight! I just love the idea of fucking one so hard and thoroughly her eyes roll back and her tongue falls slack!

>> No.21402876

>>21402857
>Paraphilia
Did you forget what thread you are participating in?

>> No.21402881

>>21402827
Being shrunken to their size and dommed by three pixies!

>> No.21402886

>>21402810
it's an enchanted cock ring to make you cum with just a stroke

>> No.21402900

>>21402857
And in Islamic law if a wife gives her husband the tiddy she is considered his mother and they are divorced.
So no Mooslims for you!

>> No.21402904
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21402904

>>21402886
>Having to use an item for that kind of effect. Amateur.

>> No.21402915
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21402915

I desperately want to eat out her horse pussy and fist both of her pussies elbow deep.

>> No.21402928

>>21402904
Story about a order hero losing utterly to smoke hobo thats only using her tanto when?

>> No.21402941

>>21402626
>>21402658
CHANGE PLACES

>> No.21402952

>>21402941
Read this is in the voice of that Futurama lunatic.

>> No.21402954

>>21402810
>you will never be led around on a collar on all fours while stark naked by your wife

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>>21402954
Well. I guess that's okay.

>> No.21402996

>>21402954
Tiny pixies leading you around on a cock leash!

>> No.21403015

>>21402904
I want a smokehobo but no harem, just yokai servants.

>> No.21403020

I bet titanias would make great teachers and look really sexy wearing a suit.

>> No.21403038

>>21403015
Would you be willing to let your yokai servants get husbands of their own?

>> No.21403041

>>21402881
No. That’s stupid.

>> No.21403055

>>21403038
Of course. If they’re not in a harem, then they’re still single. Like Shrios serving a Ryu.

>> No.21403067

>>21402856
What is your wife’s preferred answer to the hatter’s riddle?

>> No.21403070

>>21403055
I bet you could build or move into a temple and have people come to you and your waifu asking for things like guidance, wealth, or a girlfriend.

>> No.21403090

>>21403067
The slime connects them all! Or at least thats what she told me.

>> No.21403097
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21403097

Dark Matter is coming.

https://www.sciencealert.com/a-dense-bullet-of-something-blasted-holes-in-the-milky-way

>> No.21403131

I want a Dark Matter to sit on my face while I'm completely hidden inside her orb.

>> No.21403145

>>21403097
Oh god oh fuck

>> No.21403170

>>21403145
We can't see it
It has a mass equivalent to a million suns
It fucks up star orbits as it passed by them
And that's nice and spooky and all but you know the worst part?
What force got it moving through our galaxy? What's got enough power to push something like that along?

>> No.21403171

>>21403131
No, silly, you become the orb

Or rather you absorb the orb into yourself and become an inky-black Incubus.

>> No.21403204

>>21403171
you just become a normal looking incubus (ie:normal human male) thats super powerful.

>> No.21403239

>>21403170
Shoggy is cleaning the universe for mastah! Brush brush brush!

>> No.21403241

>>21403171
I prefer the idea of her conjuring up a new orb as she pleases.

>> No.21403261

>>21403239
You are the reason people keep giving shogfags shit.

>> No.21403266

>>21403261
Not him but your lashing out seems out of place.

>> No.21403267

>>21403171
I don't think you literally become anything she isn't a chaos girl. But like other pure elementals you gain shadow power like the ability to control shadow tentacles but generally she uses you as her seat instead of the Dark Matter nymphomancy spell.

>> No.21403307

>>21403097
>sciencealert

>> No.21403337
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21403337

>>21403307
Eat my shorts.

>> No.21403378

>>21403337
I'd fuck a little salamander.

>> No.21403411

>tfw not the adopted son of a pharaoh and an apophis who constantly try to one up each other
>only ever work together when it's punishment time

>> No.21403412
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21403412

Whats anubis saying anon?

>> No.21403431

>>21403412
>Dick pics? Why does he keep sending me dick pics?

>> No.21403439

>elf fuckers

>> No.21403471

>>21403412
>...and that was the most amount of thumbs I had ever had in my mouth...

>> No.21403472

>>21403412
>I'm a slut for paw rubs

>> No.21403492

>>21403472
no wonder Pharaoh is blushing!

>> No.21403494

>>21403378
I’d fuck a big Salamader!
And a bigger salamander!

>> No.21403501

>>21403412
It's positive

>> No.21403506

>>21403412
she's telling her hubby how much she loves him over speaker!

>> No.21403525

>>21403501
>>21403506
Cute!

>> No.21403556
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>>21401495
I want to be sandwiched between two trolls

>> No.21403643

>>21403471
That’s hot

>> No.21403668
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>>21395222
Kiryu could take her

>> No.21403685

>>21403668
Majima? More like Manletjima.

>> No.21403738

How do you imagine the Ocelomeh wedding ceremony is like?

>> No.21403745

>>21403738
RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE

>> No.21403812

>>21403738
Rape. Order conquistadors coming to the new world must be fearful their group doesnt get ambushed for a mass ocelomeh wedding ceremony.
Also shota priests gotta be careful as they might get taken to be sacrificed to one of the panther goddesses.

>> No.21403871

I want to fight my way through an evil monster girl's army, breach her castle's defenses, battle my way through her elite guards and then drop to one knee and swear fealty to her in front of her throne.

>> No.21403885

>>21403871
Same, except I would defeat said monster girl and force her to make me king so that they can change the color on those damn banners! What kind of fucking design is that?

>> No.21403891

>>21403885
>change the color on those damn banners! What kind of fucking design is that?
Vexillological crimes are worse than war crimes

>> No.21404031

>>21403891
What would the flag for MGE look like? That weird two stroke heart?

>> No.21404044

>>21404031
It would probably differ by region or faction.
Like you just know Druella is gonna come up with some Maleficent-looking design.

>> No.21404060

>>21404031
What do you mean by a Flag for MGE? Do you mean the demonlords army? Or do you mean a flag for the setting?

>> No.21404071

>>21404044
It would most likely be an eye symbol considering Kuro's Sabbath is affiliated with her and her symbol is a goat skull with a 3rd eye. Not to mention all of the monsters associated with here have some kind of eye motif.

>> No.21404082

>>21402871
Doesnt that make it a mental illness or something?

>> No.21404083

>>21404071
This. Just look at druella herself and you see that she is covered in " demon eye" decorations.

>> No.21404094

>>21404060
More for the setting as a whole.

>> No.21404102

>>21404082
Something is only a mental illness if society says so. Bottom Text.

>> No.21404114

>>21404094
Then probably just that heart.

>> No.21404136

>>21404102
The Tanukis never fail to amuse

>> No.21404150

>>21404082
>Paraphilia (previously known as sexual perversion and sexual deviation) is the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. Such attraction may be labeled sexual fetishism.
Guess you should fuck off from enjoying monstergirls, MGE, loli, and any other sexual attraction you have that's not accepted by society.

>> No.21404175

>>21401495
>Two liches
THE SCIENCE HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

>> No.21404198

>>21401495
>two Pharaohs
Oh dear god...

>> No.21404211

>>21404198
If one gets graped, you have a backup!

>> No.21404219
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21404219

>>21401495
Well that’s, uh

>How do you handle the situation?
>implying there’s anything I can do except accept my fate as their mate
It’s too late for me. Do not mourn for me lads.
The (outside) world may never see me again, but rest assured that I’m in a better place.

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>>21403378
>outdoors sex with little brown novice warriors
>fucking loli salamanders and loli amazons on the spot after defeating them
>manhandling their small lightly toned bodies

>> No.21404222
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Would you survive a week in a small remote monster girl rural town filled with xenophobic Holst and Minos?
You'll be the talk of the town the minute you check into the INN.

>> No.21404224

>>21401495
>Double Lamia
I guess I’m the staff of a Caduceus now?

>> No.21404229

>>21401495
I would accept both because I would refuse to hurt one of them like that but I don't really like the concept or harems and the way the transformation works would make having 2 NightGaunts awkward and leaving one alone and have no one to cling to if I wasn't attached to her if I was with the other.

>> No.21404235

>>21404175
>>>/mlp/

>> No.21404242

>>21404229
I guess you could meld them together while in your slime form. Make them hold hands while violating both their rears. Envelop then both and hold them in place for docking. Etc.

>> No.21404246

>>21404235
I have legitimately no idea what you're on about.
But the fact that "the science has been doubled" is related to mlp in some way makes me sad.
How the fuck do you know it's related to MLP anyhow?

>> No.21404255

>>21402969
we need a black dragon profile now

>> No.21404256

>>21404246
It’s a big meme. Or at least it was like six years ago, >>21404235 needs to chill.

>> No.21404285

>>21404255
Kc probably wants to wait on it and do new and unique stuff first. The chromatic/elemental dragons would be to similar to do right know. Plus he has confirmed their existence with dragonia so you dont need to worry about them never coming.

>> No.21404293

>>21404256
Imagine if everyone assumed everything was a reference to their niche subculture. Nice job making it to Carson by the way.

>> No.21404295

>>21404255
Black dragons will most likely be extremists that are high on corruption.
They might even take a page or two from Demons' book. Is this truly what you want?

>> No.21404316

>>21404295
yes, how does that sound like a bad thing?

>> No.21404321

>>21404295
Not him, but it would make sense for them to be extremists. Usually the extremists are faux evil and black dragons usually being evil dragons just means they are a perfect match.

>> No.21404331

>>21404295
Considering how the Dragon Zombie already talks about their breath can cause large scale undead outbreaks I wouldn't be surprised if they were almost potentially a Dark Matter level force of monsterization.

>> No.21404333

>>21404222
I already am living in a small rural town in the middle of kansas with a population of 300, that already sounds better than what I got

>> No.21404347

>>21404331
Dragon Zombies have bad breath! First thing I'm doing when I'm meeting one is giving their teeth a strong brush!

>> No.21404354

I want to have a blood related older sister turn into zombie dragon and fuck me like the onee-sans in those incest doujins.

>> No.21404446

>>21404354
I want to have a blood related little sister get bitten by a large mouse and beg me to help her through her first heat!

>> No.21404463
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21404463

You've been kidnapped by your least favorite monster girl, how does your waifu save you?

>> No.21404476

>>21404463
how do you calculate what species is your least favorite? i wish there's a website to calculate using algorithms or something

>> No.21404483

>>21404463
Port in, grab me.
/taunt
Port us out.

>> No.21404497

>>21404463
I transform and me and my Night Gaunt wife fly away together.

>> No.21404511

>>21404476
It's an opinion anon, you have to search you're heart to find your least favorite

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>>21404463
By smashing her skull through the wall with her huge hands

>> No.21404525

>>21404483
I bet your wife does a great default dance.

>> No.21404528

>>21404476
>hurf
https://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

>> No.21404529

>>21404463
bicorn and shoggoth are the leaders of my harem so they would rally up the harem herd and beat up all the dark angels and dark matters and save me from the clutches of the lilem queen of darkness

>> No.21404535

>>21404525
A well-placed dab does wonders to piss off deserving losers.

>> No.21404545

>>21404535
The thought of my Dear Hatter wife dabbing... it truly disgusts me! She’d never sink so low!

>> No.21404561

>>21404545
Well yes, your lady is classy to a fault.
However, mine is not above stooping to cheap shots if she gets riled up.

>> No.21404569

>>21404463
i dont have a least favorite but my waifu is a dragon so I am safe except other dragons or perhaps lilims.

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>>21402394
>>21402402
Big Yeti leglocks are heaven

>> No.21404574

>>21404529
>bicorn and shoggoth harem leaders
Excellent taste. Your harem sounds like a lewd one.

>> No.21404618

>>21404463
The stronger members of my harem are a former hero Wight, a Salamander, Lich Hinezumi, Baphomet and Wock.
If anything I'd feel sorry for the poor monster girl on the receiving end of the punishment.
I wouldn't really say I have a least favourite though, just monster girls I don't think about. I can't really hate any of KC's girls due to how good natured they are even if they're not for me.

>> No.21404650

>>21404561
All’s fair in love and war I suppose!

>> No.21404656

Why have a harem when you can love one woman completely

>> No.21404665

>>21404463
I don't have a specific least favorite but I'm not really into monster you have to transform for my kakuen waifu knows her way around a fight and I id probably know some magic so it probably be alright

>> No.21404673

>>21404656
People can like what they like but for me personally I would rather spend my eternity with one monster and give her a doppelganger potion if I wanted to experience being with more than 1 woman.

>> No.21404680

>>21404656
>"Being linked deep inside you, body and soul, with the one you love. That’s the highest form of happiness for us monsters."

If you have sex with a monster who loves you and who you love back, you are loving her completely (even if there is a harem).

>> No.21404681

>>21404656
Why have a harem when you can love two women completely.

>> No.21404687

>>21404680
Sounds like brainwashing

>> No.21404690

>>21404656
My thoughts exactly, but some people just can’t decide.
Excuses do tend to evaporate around multifaceted girls and the morphosis spells, however.

>> No.21404693

>>21404656
Why love one woman completely when you can love multiple women completely?

>> No.21404696

>>21404618
>a former hero Wight
I'm picturing a typical Wight except that she often goes on about her past life's accomplishments including outrageous things such as toppling a corrupt leadership all by herself, defeating twin dragons back when they were actual monsters and going toe to toe with a lower god in a duel. All that yet you'd never see her actually wield her sword or put on her old armor because she's too busy enjoying a relaxing unlife.

>> No.21404708

>>21404681
Why have a harem when you can love three women completely.

>> No.21404718

>>21404708
Three already counts as harem

>> No.21404720

>>21404687
Since when is bonding with someone heart and soul a brainwashing indicator? Its typically referenced as an ideal romantic bond.

>> No.21404726

>>21404696
>classy wight is actually a "god of war"

>> No.21404787

>>21404656
Much like a waifu, you don't choose a harem. It's just sorta something that happens.
>>21404696
She doesn't like to brag about her human days, a lot of memories from those times were fairly sad ones but she does tell the odd tale of the nice stuff now and again. I really love the thought of her breaking out her old gear and enjoying a little sparing match with me from time to time.
A Wight like the one you mentioned would be really cute though.

>> No.21404919

>>21404718
No it's trigonometry.

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