Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Anubi are for bully

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[Anonymous No.]

Remember to rub a holsts belly for good luck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383178
Lilims are also for bully
Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get in between rata thighs

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>>21383178
Why are they blushing?

>>21383187
I dunno, if you're going to do that, they may not take it kindly if you find any pudge.

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>>21383217

I think they'd take more offense to you not touching their breasts.

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Who would win in a fight a wight or a vampire?

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>>21383178
Such a cute anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>That rat fears the cat.
>Protect your home from rodent invaders with a marshmallow cat today

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>>21383231
Vampire

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>>21383187
I’d rather rub their breasts for good luck, because when we have sex shortly afterward it will have actually worked and my wish come true.

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[Anonymous No.]

Do you imagine monstergirls with KC's artstyle, or do you imagine them with someone else's because you like it more? For me it's monstergirls with Shouji Sato's artstyle (Triage X, Highschool of the dead).

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for roving gangs of lolis.
School will be out soon and they'll be unleashed upon the summer world.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna date a true single tailed kitsune, making sure to rub it in all the older 9 tailed loli kitsunes

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>>21383231
Seeing as wights are the highest tier undead i say its them.

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>>21383256
Regura's.

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>>21383276
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383256
Lindaroze

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>>21383276
Unironically this. It's the best so far.

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>>21383198

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>>21383256
I don't think I imagine them in any particular style really.
Just as whatever comes closest to real.

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>>21383317
You haven't disproved my point, they're very bulliable.

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To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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>>21383357
You're objectively right but most people are going to reply ">3dpd" for the sake of irony. The painfully ironic thing about being an unironic incel is that you will do a heel face turn the moment a hunk of 3d pussy even winks in your direction, and turn your back on the horribly frustrated friends you made through your relentless bitching about the opposite gender. And your friends would all do the same.

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>>21383256
I imagine them drawn in a pastiche of styles I appreciate.

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>>21383361
>Replying to pasta

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>>21383367
anon that reply is also pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383367
That's also pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383369
Crow Tengu cooking pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383369
this is pasta as well

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/2bh8mO32-qo

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>>21383256
I typically imagine them in Peso’s or otochichi’s style.

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>>21383369
>>21383378
Every letter I write is a pasta from other pastas

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposter is trying to act quirky so people take his faggotry less seriously

[Anonymous No.]

Martial arts dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383470
i shall challenge her with my distinct lack of hand to hand skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383470

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>>21383576
what is the monster girl equivalent of dale gribble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383470
I see your martial arts dragon and raise you a martial arts monkey

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>>21383470
>>21383604
Will they help me retrieve sacred texts from the West?

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>>21383587
Ratatoskr. Readily disseminating hard to swallow redpills gathered by their informant network amongst the public and of course their closest friends and husband. Sadly, these truths often times seem so outlandish or convoluted that they're usually dismissed outright. Despite this air of disbelief they'll keep trying because nobody else will.

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You're taking a walk in the woods and stumble on a house that wasn't there yesterday. Isn't that a little odd?

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>>21383693
Stop RPing.

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>>21383697
You have some issues.

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>>21383706
nothing but issues

[Anonymous No.]

I want a draph to sit on my lap as we play videos games! I also want her to use her ass to grind my dick when play competitive games like mm2!

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>>21383733
Lets see that little nerd beat me at Street Fighter with my dick all the way up her ass
>the plan backfires as the tension of the game cause her to clench down hard, making play difficult for you too

[Anonymous No.]

dare you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383787
Stop RPing.

[Anonymous No.]

did your waifu learn to ride the bicycle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383792
I can't imagine a bicycle handling her weight. It's flight for her.

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>>21383742
weak. No matter how hard she clenches or hole i use i would never cum inside and lose.\
>he says before cuming non-stop on insertion.

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>>21383792
They don't make bikes big enough for holstaurs...

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>>21383256
Like KC’s, but much more subdued

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls in body stockings, yes, or yes?

[Anonymous No.]

One day they'll stop being a race of edgelords.

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>>21383913
I'll try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383919
One day you'll stop fucking posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383927
your courage shall be rewarded

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>>21383913
Hell yes. Also on body stockings, what would samus monsterize into?

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>>21383919
They just need to embrace the light.

[Anonymous No.]

Would girls be offended by their husband dressing as a male version of them? Like wearing clothes and paw boots like in >>21383211 with an ear headband and fake tail.

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>>21383961
Fuck off

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>>21383961
dont include my post with your retarded shit faglord.

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>>21383919
Silence degenerate. Accept their hugs.

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>>21383961
No. If anything, they'd find it endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383961
People seem okay with copying the clothing style, but attempting to copy any monstrous parts strays close enough to monsterboy territory that it sets everyone off. Most of the time I see husbands depicted as either former heroes or "just some guy".

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>>21383712
I want to bully her into committing suicide desu

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>>21383946
We need art of this moth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c61imy5zJMU

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Would it be common for monstergirl run offices to allow waifus to visit their husbands at work for some sex?

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>>21384018
>lunch break
>coffee break
>conjugal break
Seems legit.

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>>21384021
The amoubt of conjugal breaks is probably determined by wife species. Like a hellhound has a few while kikis maybe have one.

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>>21384018
>>21384021
How would anything get done doing that?

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>>21384039
You'd be surprised by how little needs to get done when you're getting done.

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>>21384021
>employers only offer paid breaks so long as they're less than 20 minutes totaled
>only one break per 8 hours
>have to pick between coffee, eating, or sex with the wife
>no coffee and you won't survive work
>no food or midday coitus and you won't survive your wife when you get home

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>>21384072
>not having one hour for lunch and two fifteen-minute breaks at 9:45 and 14:30
What kind of hellhole do the Anubi and Tanuki run?

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>>21384039
Isnt their a big problem in japan or korean that office workers basically do dick all or are extremely slow ib their work due the work culture?

>>21384072
Anon the original question was refering to monster run businesses. Even the greediest rata would allow at least 1 20 minute sex break every three hours.

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>https://i.imgur.com/DtS7lsK.jpg
shag the foxes

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>>21383231
Me! I whip them into submission Belmont-style.

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>>21384072
>1 hour food break isn't a part of the schedule
>Only one break over the entire day.
>All of that
These Anubis bosses really want me to have a mental breakdown, don't they?

>>21384092
>Isnt their a big problem in japan or korean that office workers basically do dick all or are extremely slow ib their work due the work culture?
Yes, they work form so long and so much that productivity is at rock bottom. They more or less just half-work most day so they won't just have a mental breakdown, not like it help all that much due to how prevent work-stress mental breakdown are in Nipon-land.

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>>21384018
They'd have to unless they want high turnover rates, lower productivity and a gloomy work environment.
Also some monster girls would just invite themselves in no matter the rules.
>Anon is married with a Holst
>He has been working on a big project for the last two months
>He comes home exhausted every night and can't care for her
>She snaps and runs in his office, destroying countless offices in her wake
>Later that week every worker got allowed a daily half hour "family care" break

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>>21384115
>They more or less just half-work most day so they won't just have a mental breakdown, not like it help all that much due to how prevent work-stress mental breakdown are in Nipon-land.
What the hell is this about? If you're not being productive, why are you there? This is so weird when I'm so used to going home the second the clock says I can.

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>>21384115
Well then its perfect every two hours your worker get to fuck their waifus for 20 minutes and productivity improves across the board.

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>>21384125
>cow husbando only offices open up.
>get 2 hour breaks.
>to off set dead time the company takes claim on of all milk generated on breaks.
>proceed to sell in markets to bolster income
>danukis bosses now rolling in money.

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>>21384128
Yeah, because you don't live there. Not working insane hours makes you look like a slacker, and your boss will take notice. There's this quite famous video of a bank IT guy in japan that worked like 14-16+ hours a day and when he took a few days off due to his doctor basically forcing him since he was sleeping in the office. After that his boss refused to give him a raise due to "bad work moral".
Japan has no chill.

>>21384133
Honestly, that doesn't sound so bad.

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>>21384148
To expand even further i am pretty sure this oppressive work culture is partly why KC created mge.

Also glad you like the idea anon.

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>>21384148
Are Japanese people actually really stupid? Being at the office longer and having lower productivity is bad.
Fucking hell, my country is famous for its protestant work ethic and nobody in their right mind would even consider doing that kind of shit.
Uhh, anyway. How about them Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if a Nightmare wants to invade your dreams, she just needs to wait until you fall asleep.

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>>21384162
Last night I had a cool dream where I took a girl out stargazing. We spotted a bunch of stuff and I tried explaining the story of Cassiopeia/Andromeda to her.
Was that Nightmare-chan?

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>>21384162
Do nightmares actually do anything to the body while their victim is asleep?
I want to wake up from a wet-dream with her giving me a blowjob, and due to her timid nature just just freezes up, not know what to do now.

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>>21384162
Is there anything saying how close Nightmares have to be to you to invade your dreams or if they have to have some kinds of physical or at least visual connection to you? Because I’m a pretty light sleeper and can be woken up just by somebody opening my bedroom door and I imagine that’d be pretty awkward for them.

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>>21384197
>a mouse sneezes 2 floors up and I'm rocketing out of bed, on my feet, fully awake, and possibly with some kind of object at the ready to crack a skull
>yet people can walk right up to me, shake me, flop on the bed next to or ontop of me, make any kind of noise, a literal tornado can go by, and once hit me with a fairly large object fucking my arm up and I won't even grumble
Guess I'm getting those purposefully squeaky floorboard setups...

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>>21384197
Following the profile it seams they at least need to be in the same room. As that's how your meant to catch them.
So yeah, you're probably gonna catch her in the act.

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>>21384159
spain?

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>>21384261
>spain
>protestant
>work ethic
Anon, no.

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>>21384162
I sleep with a knife so she shouldn't get close

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>>21383198
Lilims are great! Each one is unique and they should all be appreciated and loved and deserve great husbands. I just hope one appreciates and loves me back!

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>>21384267
Germany?

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>>21384295
Keep going.

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>>21384159
It's a cultural concept over there. Basicallt it's good Face to show that you're dedicated to the company, a scarily good amount take this so far as to only buy product made by their company, via breaking yourself, or at least seeming that way, on said company.
Plenty pull shit like working 12+ hours because that makes you look like a good worker and and because a lot of people do this if you don't you end up looking like a worse than average worker in comparison. Some do shit like that banker did where they make it seem like they're working but in reality they're catching naps so they don't die from sleep deprivation and this kind of thing is EXPECTED of you. Its consider normal work behavior and ethic and, as I said earlier, not meeting these expectations makes you seem like a shitty worker.
Oh, you want to only work 8 hours a day for 5 days a week? All of accounting works 12+ hour days and 7 days a week for 1 week of vacation. Why should I keep you, give you a raise, etc. when you aren't keeping up with the rest of your department? Its shameful.
It doesn't help that a big part of their culture is self-sacrifice for the community/society/the whole is not only considered very good its heavily enforced and encouraged and again not meeting it or seeming to gets you beat on by everyone ranging from your family to your neighbors to work. Then they take that concept and do things like saying self-sacrifice for your work is good you should feel good for doing so. That good feeling of a job well done? That's your real pay. This money we're giving is just incidental and as a result is small in quantity. You wouldn't want us devaluing and insulting your sacrifice by putting a price tag on it now would you?
Tl;dr there's a reason every new generation looks to western ideologies more and more and the old guard fight harder and harder to keep the status quo.
This is also why MGE is a god send kind of escapism for Japanese men as this deathmarch work ethic actively ruins any real chances of socialization and thus dating once you're out of schooling and in the work force ontop of it not paying well despite women over there being just like women anywhere who judge men negatively when they're poor and positively when they're well off so it double fucks you in that area of life.

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>>21384300
Austria?
Hungary?
I would say France, but I think they're Catholic.

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>>21384315
It's Mongolia, anon.

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>>21384300
Different anon but I'm gonna guess France even though I know it's a meme and most of you are lazy assholes just like anyone else from experience.

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>>21384314
Why don't they have labor unions? If Japan is going to blame the gaijin because they cannot into individualism, then could they go to collectivism and form unions and networks to negotiate for compressed work days? They have the internet. They could try to build up there and break out once they reach critical mass.

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>>21384319
I haven't gotten another (You), but I don't think it's you.
>Mongolia
>Protestant
Since when?

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>>21384337
Finland is referred to as Mongolia because the people used to be viewed as mongols for some reason.

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>>21384330
Oh, they do. And the labour unions hold the same beliefs because it's a centuries old culture stance that they take to religiously and Japan actively fights and refuses to ever budge on religion if it can help it. It's why shit like nobunaga and america winning the war fucks with them so badly because they fucked with one of their foundational traditional ideologies and stances. It doesn't help that most are run by said companies or owned by those that stand to benefit from it, the aforementioned old guard. Tell your union rep you think there might be something to this whole 8 hours a day 5 days a week concept and you'll find yourself shitcanned and blacklisted.

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>>21384330
Japan has plenty of unions, but they tend to be company unions. Like, you don't have an auto workers' union, but rather a Mitsubishi union, a Honda union, a Mazda union... They're basically captured by the firms, and because each firm has its own union, workers in the same field are pitted against one another in competition rather than coming together for solidarity. It's kind of a mutant form of that Japanese collectivism where the corporation stands in for the traditional "ie" or "house" and traditional values like sacrificing for the ingroup are manipulated for the firm's purposes

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>>21384350
>viewed as mongols
Different anon but not really. It's a shitty /int/ meme because you guys speak a uralic language which has far back roots to asiatic languages brought to eastern russia by the mongols.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uralic_languages

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>>21384350
Speaking of Finland, are there spurdo grizzlies that want benis :DD?

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What happened to the monster girls. Where did they go

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>>21384364
We're going meta. The real monsters are japanese corporations and asians are the most feminine males around so they're the girls and they belong to said corporations so they're monstergirls.
Those monster girls need your help being freed from their prison and only the mighty hulking dick of capitalism and western ideology can do such a thing. Go give them that D.

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>Your high school's been overrun by a group of zombie exchange students
>Luckily your childhood friend will protect you from those nasty corpses
What type of monster girl is she?

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>>21384362
Grizzlies are an American type of bear. Finnish bears are considerably smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you prefer your mermaid pussy to be?
Do you prefer it basic and humanoid, or exotic and cetacean like with three manipulative cervixes?

This is important.

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>>21384258
Good because that’s exactly how I’d like to catch them so I cab then take advantage of their shyness to make them my wife.

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>>21384377
This just in, Japanese men are alps I guess

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>>21384364
The only mg now is alps

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>>21384384
Basic and humanoid, anything else will give faggots the idea of the pussy not being were her crotch is like that one maid cafe lamia doujin

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>>21384381
Guess we should try to figure out a Finnish bear monster girl.
Actually, since there is Amerifat bear, there could easily be a burger grizzly. We could go that angle.

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>>21384378
She is also a zombie so I'm hidden from the others

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>>21384292
Lilims are SHIT! Each one is UGLY and they should all be MADE FUN OF and REJECTED and deserve great BULLYING. I just hope one CRIES and BREAKS me back!

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>>21384378
Hide in her mofu.

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>>21384378
This seems like an awkward situation for an ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

my catgirl won't respond to human language, is making creepy loud noises, breathing funny, and is walking around on all fours rubbing herself all over me should I just ignore it?

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>>21384498
Tell her that you love her and all you guys.

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>>21384378
Rip and tear, until it is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

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>>21384498
Fuck off you RPing faggot

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How big of an age gap is acceptable between a man and his monster girl wife?
The idea of marrying some centuries old MG sounds fantastic but when you actually think about it she'd speak old English that's hard to understand, you'd have very little if anything in common, she'd practice and enjoy things that are completely obsolete, she won't get why you enjoy newer things, etc...

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>>21384656
Helping an ancient evil adapt to modern society is a boyfriend's duty.

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>>21384656
If a 250 year old dragon takes you, you really don't have a choice. Besides that not all of them would be stuck in the past, people can keep up you know. Age makes them better in either case but that's besides the point.

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>>21384656
I don't think age matters too much

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>>21383178
>TITS FOR THE TITS GOD
>MILK FOR THE MILK GOD
>Milk God makes it rain more often so everyone stays overly hydrated
>demands that oats, barley, and other whole grains make up the the diets of women in her area of influence
>no cold weather so production will never stop
>mandatory chest massage at high noon across the county
>milk tithes
The milk must flow.

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>>21384656
i like not being able to communicate with ancient evils at all

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>>21384784
>EMG shit
>>>/c/ go away you unfunny faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384784
I want to grope the happy and young looking one. She seems like a really fun girl.

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>>21384955
I desire all cows.
Especially if they’re big of bust

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>>21384791
Cringe

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>>21384658
>Ancient Evil's favorite hobby is to go at war and conquer nearby lands
>Anon tells her that this is not ok in the current year
>He instead introduces her to a popular strategy game
>She picks up on the controls surprisingly quick and becomes addicted
You now have a Ancient Evil monster girl who spends all her days trying to conquer a virtual world while she demands you serve her every need.
Was this your goal?

[Anonymous No.]

I have this new, sudden desire to have a harem of ghouls and be constantly attacked by their mouths licking and sucking me all over.

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>>21385133
Necromancer Anon and his harem of ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

Mg's with thick tails are practically begging to be impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385133
Undead harems a great

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>>21385110
Finally a woman who shares my interests!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385133
>Ghoul drags Anon home to meet the family.

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>>21385133
Nobody should be sucking on anybody down in a sewer

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>>21385166
>She bursts through the door calling for everyone to gather round
>She tosses you in the middle of the room
>She refers to you as a slab of meat and tells everyone to eat up
>You're violated by their mouths all night long, constantly licking and sucking you all over
>Not a single inch of your body is spared from the onslaught

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>>21385110
I wanna smell a sweaty ancient evil

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>>21385154
Can confirm, want to impregnate my thick tailed demon wife.

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>>21384656
Ancient evils need the help more than anyone else.
After all, in MGE they’re the only ones who directly remember how things used to be before the current DL took over. And they were likely some of the worst participants.
They have standards now dammit.

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>>21384162
Soggy will protect me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-vBhGk9F4

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385310
Soggy Shog?

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>>21385314
The not-so-infamous Soggoth.
Mispelled it as Doggoth while writing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384378
Dragoness .She breathes fire , we cuddle in it , I give her gifts and she fucks me .

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cat is the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

Futa Monstet Girls are the greatest form of Monster Girl , you can not convince me otherwise .

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, don’t be stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385426
I long to hear the Nya-ha ha!

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>>21385461
But what if she gives you a Nyo-ho-ho?

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>>21385461
You're awfully eager-nyo
And tasty too-nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385473
>>21385482
This is also acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385426
Cheshire cat might be the cutest cat, but Cheshires are best when they are fused with another monstergirl.

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>>21385492
Cheshire paizure is seriously underrated. That and cowgirl so she can see your face while she teases you.

KC understood this for the doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21383919
I want her to step on me with her big fluffy feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385426
>>21385482
I want to hear the satisfied Nya when I stick it in for the first time, and the longer and louder Nya when she cums after rigorous fucking.

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>>21385509
That and overstimulation with their scratchy cat tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385520
N(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no high octane dragonfly gf to have daring aerial sex with

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385568
Hummingbird harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385583
Probably saving that one for huitzilopochtli

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385602
Gesundheit

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here, the galleries will be going down for a few hours while everything is being reuploaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385583
>Harpy that can also rape your throat
I'm interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385659
In dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385652
Change of image host or for being more organized? Thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385520
All werecat species probably have a realmsilver effect on their tongues, similar to Mershark skin.

I guess you could call it a silver-tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385680
Being more organized, as actually changing the order for an already existing gallery is hellish.

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>>21385505
How much rape do you want?

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>>21385728
>teleport into pelvis-breaking rape
>you wouldn't even know because chesires can stealth anyway
but isn't this a catdog

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385728
How much rape will a Cheshire/Vampire give me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385737
That's a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385750
But the hair highlights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385759
Hair color isn’t significant of anything except for Lilims.
Note her complete lack of typical Cheshire markings, her fox ears, and most obviously the fox-shaped jewelry.

[Anonymous No.]

>go tubing down a river
>it's a nice day out, and it hasn't rained in a long while, so the current is very gentle
>can feel yourself falling asleep
>pass out for a moment
>wake up to your tube capsizing
>try to keep hold of it, feel something grab hold of your leg
>get dragged violently to the bottom
>suddenly surrounded by an unagi-joro, sahuagin and sea bishop
>joro has your lower half, sahuagin is positioned to face sit
>sea bishop starts whispering really close to your ear
>"If you don't want to drown, you'll have to marry all three of us, okay?"

Remember, always stay alert when participating in any form of boating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385728
Gimme one mixed with a holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385772
Why do all wonderland girls have multi-colored hair then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385792
It’s not exclusive to them, e.g. Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385365
>Doggoth
>Ancient Evil Eldritch Abomination Shoggoth
>Takes the form of a cute kobold and wants nothing more than headpats and your unconditional love

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385473
I just pray that she doesn’t use her ball breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385782

It's probably best not to do any form of boating at all, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385810
How eldritch and arcane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385882
>wan wan fthagn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385893
H.P. did not intend this. He was a cat person you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385898
>Niggerman was my furry homie

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385904
What a niggardly thing to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385898
Dogs are obedient, shogs are a servant race. It makes perfect sense.
If you want cat hybrids maybe you’d have better luck with the capricious Old Ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385913
Cats don't need changing, they already possess all the Insight they need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385915
Exactly, a perfect match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385810
Do Doggoths have extremely cute Norwegian accents?

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaruu~n

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385913
>shogs are a servant race
>Lovecraft
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385505
monster girl fusions are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385967
Björk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385978
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385993
Lovecraft was racist even for his day, that anon is implying Shogs are black people, and that anon is a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386001
>that anon is implying Shogs are black people
No?
They were literally created by the Elder Things to do menial tasks for them. Have you ever read a single story by Lovecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386008
ALLEGORICALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386017
THAT'S RIGHT, COCKSUCKER. GO BACK TO LENG. NEENER NEENER NEENER, NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386124
A terror from the deeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386124
>skulls

worry.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386017
>>21386056
Retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386181

They're fake. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386234
You can find all sorts of cool stuff at the bottom of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386246
Yes, I heard there's a hole down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384419
You're just jealous of my sexy lilim wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385110
perfect. I would love to be her cock throne that she uses while playing ck2!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386250
What happens if you pull the plug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385977
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384072
GUESS HOW I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER HELD A JOB

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384419
Why do we fear Hell, if posts like these prove we are already there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386342
>Gyaru Dark mage
Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386252
i want a feral lilim wife! even better if we end up stranded on a desolate island or pocket dimension

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386345
Cute lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386360
>she is actually a genius and a highly respected mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386436
I want to see that ragtag bunch of mages shiroktuo had before she had to enforce dress code.

[Anonymous No.]

Do MG have a virgin radar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386461
Yep. All of them do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386468
Whats the radius

[Anonymous No.]

How would an Ocelomeh react to her husband telling her he is so happy such a strong warrior will be the mother of his children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386468
It depends. Monster can sense the mana of other monsters on men but nothing has ever been said either way if monsters can tell if someone has had sex with another human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386505
Depends on the monster girl. Powerful MGs like Lilims can detect a virgin miles away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384714
>don't really have a choice
She won't have a choice either when you shock her with an ice pack and make her your prisoner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386518
That's a paddling

[Anonymous No.]

If you at an arcade, which monstergirls would strike the most fear into your heart if they challenged you to a friendly match in their best game?
My picks:
Gremlin/Racing games
Kraken/Beatmania
Elf/Lightgun shooters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386583
>arcade
I have seen one of those in years
I dont think there are any left in my city

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386606
Just put on your walkman and walk down memory lane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386606
The only one I know of is at a seaside resort town I used to go to as a kid. I still associate arcades with the sound of waves and smell of sea air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386610
None of them since I'm equally bad at all arcade games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386583
Imagine a Lamia on DDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386606
Check your local bowling alleys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386583
None of them since I'm bad at all arcade games. I'd be impressed if I managed to even be considered a worthy adversary to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386518
I want to thrust my saber into her and blast her with my musket. And then make her a good Catholic girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386644
I want to introduce her to my Pizarro pies

[Anonymous No.]

How scary you like you underwater ladies.

>Not scary
>Sneaks up behind you for a small fright scary
>Slightly scary
>Moderately scary
>Very scary
>Spooky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwd4owXElYQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386583
>Playing with elf childhood friend on CarnEvil
>She's constantly screen wiping everything while I'm just trying not to shoot the civvies
>With the way she's playing I'd swear it's like she has a hatred for zombies in real life
>After we beat the game and easily get the highest score she gloats over how she carried me and how I should be grateful
Elfs are so haughty
>>21386631
That'd probably be the easiest one to beat, but she'd also cry about you cheating and demand you buy her some pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386413
I just want a lilim wife. I know it's a lot to ask for in and of itself. None of us are worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386655
Sea bishop heartpupiling tier of scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386518
Tackling followed by sex cutting off the rest of the sentence around the time he says "mother"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386655
I liked Subnautica so moderately spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386655
I like them to not be a forced meme, begone fish spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386631
>tfw I had a lamia DDR picture
>but it's gone now

God damn it.

>>21386667
I don't know how you people don't just nope the fuck out of that when you need to go collect some of the small shark teeth or whatever to make stuff.

Or just find stuff in general, It's like they just up and threw me into an ocean or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386661
If fate dealt you the Queen of Hearts, would you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386685
>I don't know how you people don't just nope the fuck out of that when you need to go collect some of the small shark teeth or whatever to make stuff.
Experience. You get used to Stalkers you realize they're not dangerous.
>It's like they just up and threw me into an ocean or something.
That's why I love that game so much. Here's the ocean, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386690
Yes. She's not my absolute favorite lilim out there, mostly because ara ara is superior to loli, but she's cute enough, and there would definitely never be a dull moment married to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386660
>lamia pouting while eating pizza
She’s too adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386690
She seems like she would very much be willing to become an oppai-loli. As such i think i would be fine with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386667
>Subnautica
>But with monster girls
>Sea bishops knocking on your base's door makings sure you're okay
>Mersharks stealing your kills only to return later and apologize
>Merrows offering a kiss to help you breathe underwater
>Krakens gently corralling you into her main body with her tentacles
Sounds great

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385782
I choose death

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386827
I could see sea bishops or unagis swimming out infront of your submarine trying to let them in. Maybe mersharks taking a more direct approach and just ramming you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385782
>unagi-joro
I'd take my chances with the waters over that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386827
>the Switch version has basking mersharks that make a söyface whenever they see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386924
I can't get that image out of my head and its making me laugh like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386827
>Flow kelps drift around but if they see you, they'll try to latch onto you.
>Tritonia will move in your general direction if you're close enough to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21386924
>basking mersherks
>Docile
>very round blunt teeth incapable of cutting
>beeg girls all around
>enjoy saying ~ara ara~ to little boys they see swimming about.
Fun with shark species!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385782
sea bishop can go but if she must stay i won't throw a fit

[Anonymous No.]

I want to visit the deep sea and say hi the weird local monster girls such as the fluorescent krakens, the creepy angler sharks and the easily embarrassed see-through mermaids

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384586
I would reject a hellhound that dares to praise nu-doom in my presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387081
Rejecting her is too mean. You're supposed to get into a heated debate followed by intense hate sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387081
This. Doom 4 is a fun game but it misses the mark. It tries to be a HD version of the Brutal Doom mod but somehow manages to go even further from the feel of the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387058
You’re going to get snatched up by a phronima girl and be forced to live in her translucent rape cage for the rest of your life. The girls of the deep are very clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387125
>Imagine that you’re diving in an alien environment -- a few feet down in the middle of the ocean -- when you come face to face with a creature with giant eyes, big claws, and a mouth that rips apart its prey. You’ve just met phronima, a marine creature that may have inspired the design for the monster in the Alien movies
>Fortunately, though, you’re not in any danger, because Phronima is no more than an inch long.
I fear not the loli shrimp, no matter how scary she might look.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be captured and interrogated by the demon lord army!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387125
Sounds like a wisp with a snorkel

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387112
I thought it was amazing, if I want a 1:1 recreation of the feel of the original Doom I'll just play the original Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387187
I want to be an order general that gets seduced and turned against the order by a bombshell ~ara ara~ demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387081
I’d be surprised if this wasn’t typical of /v/ermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387239
/v/ermin love nudoom though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387234
>Be a former order general
>Considered one of the greatest order generals
>Got outplayed and seduced by a powerful demon
>Still beat her at chess to this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387234
I want to be a scared, nervous, ordinary Order infantryman who gets taken prisoner by an Ara Ara demon general or lilim's army and hand-picked by her out of the whole lineup to take back to her quarters and hold hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387263
>It wasnt on the field that the great demon general won.
>It was through the bed room.
>~quote from an extremists guide to warring

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387261
I’m speaking of the “opinions on video games is my life” aspect, not to the opinion itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387112
I don't see how it goes far from the original feel. You're still mowing down demons and shit. Unless by "Feel" you mean every level being a maze and revolving entirely around finding keys, cause that shit isn't very fun these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387187
>Interrogator enters the room, twirls her hair with her finger and starts asking what kind of girls do you like
Well, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387280
Opinions on everything is my life, sir. I would also reject a girl for not liking spicy food or death metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387286
Not him, but the feeling I got from the originals was a whole lot more “tricks, traps, and horrors” than “unstoppable murder machine.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387276
>Be order pike-men.
>Lose terribly to an monstergirl extremists army.
>Entire army was taken captive or monsterized
>Before you can be led to where they keep prisoners you get singled out.
>Told to come with by a proper looking Dark squire.
>Walk after her silence.
>A few monstergirls look at you in pure lust.
>None however make a move.
>eventually led to a regal looking tent.
>Squire stops and tells you to go inside.
>Enter to find a busty and confident looking Lilim/Demon sitting on a throne.
>Tells you to come hither and sit on the chair next to her
>You obey
>Once you sit down she holds her hand out for you.
Do you take it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387286
See
>>21387301
Doom was never about you being a super badass and hell fearing you. It was all about you struggling through traps, creepy scenery and armies of demons.
Also, fuck the lockdowns. If Doom Eternal does anything right I want demons to be on the map now, none of this arena bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387276
I’d rather be an ordinary soldier tied up on some monster foot soldier’s bunk. Birds of a feather and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387234
There is a Japanese term for "a woman so beautiful she could ruin a country". I want to be turned against the order by an extremist fox like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387222
>annoying loud dubstep music
>walk from lockdown to lockdown and you can see exactly when you're about to set one off
>tries too hard to be brutal doom. This is Doom, not fucking mortal kombat. The game didn't need finishers
>stupid interpretation of doomguy taken straight from the meme comic
>double jump like you're playing mario
At least it didn't have reloading

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387346
I wonder if as payment for winning battles the unmarried monstergirls receive a man tied to their bunk to make their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387058
deep sea sahu would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387362
A Deep One deep sea chaos Sahuagin actually seems plausible. Especially with the Night Gaunt making of saying he was changing her color from green because there are better chaos girls to save a green theme for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387359
I always imagined all the prisoners were tied up in a stockade and the monsters received tickets issued by their company commanders to enter and claim a husband after the campaign was over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387389
Both could happen, but just be done due to different generals paying their soldiers in different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387362
What would be the main differences?
The obvious ones I can think of are sharper teeth, more exotic skin, fluorescent eyes and overall scarier looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387287
>You do the typical "begging for mercy" or the "defiant in the face of the monster scum" approach
>She immediately starts noting something down

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387287
>"Can I just go home?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387405
she could have a bioluminescent ahoge or actual lure

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387405
>deep sea shuttle
>has angler fish-ish aesthetics, maybe even a head dangler
>fairly thin and skeleton in native enviroment but still powerful
>if she ever goes to shallow waters or on land she turns into a chubster because their deep sea bodies are internally pressurized to fend of external water pressure
>her tail goes from spindly to Retarded Dummy Thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387426
i'd like to add that it could be used for hypnotism

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387412
>>21387287

Saying nothing. Always best option. Be a wall. Plead 5th on everything. I don't know where the general is. I don't even know who you are! Who the fuck am I!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387320
Nope. I don't like Demons or Lilims.
I'm not going to be an asshole though, I'll be polite in rejecting her though because what do you take me for, a human woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387352
>dubstep
We can't make MIDIs of Metallica sound-alikes forever, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387443
>The only music that works with fps games is 90's midi or dubstep

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387426
>bioluminescent ahoge
This is something I didn't know I wanted so badly.
I want it to shine even brighter when she's experiencing strong emotions, such as when you call her cute.

>>21387434
Dangerous predator in the depths but chubby with molestable tail on land? Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387422
>Home
>"Seems like he wants someone motherly"
>"or maybe a Nureonago"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387443
Just go for some guttural eldritch bullshit like Quake. Actually now that I think about it Quake was a better full-3D successor to Doom than new Doom was.
Anyway this is getting woefully off topic, so I’m gonna stop here and here’s a Devil having a very good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387301
I'd say that's more doom 2 than doom 1, doom 2 had awful map design.

>>21387352
>dubstep
do you know what dubstep is? It's largely metal with some electronic flair to it, but hardly dubstep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387462
Give it a few years for the indie scene to catch up. They're still in topdown roguelikes, but I'm sure they'll do 2.5D FPS eventually

Eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387470
That's a demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387474
You can tell he gets his talking points from /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387470
>Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387484
>>21387487
Oh right, Kuro Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387502
Both demons and Devils are in Kuro's Sabbath and that picture is from the level drain entry. Either can be loli or adult. Demons have horns and Devils have head wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>Compliment the wererabbit girl one time and this is what you have to deal with every single day

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387469
>Nureonago itnterrogators
>She smiles at you the whole time and barely says a word
>Brings you a full course bento she cooked with love
>After dessert she gestures you to take a nap or her lap
>She strokes your hair and hums a sweet melody
>Somehow their interrogations have a 98% success rate
>However most of them retire to become housewives after a single day on the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387481
Not him, but Dusk is really good if you haven't tried it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387510
What level drain entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387512
>>21387469
>Be anon
>Have your own idea what you want from a monster girl wife
>Demon Lord army trys to force some annoying almost mute slime on you
>They're shocked you don't want this for some reason
If I'm not interested then I'm not fucking interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387527
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Level_Drain_.28p63.29

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387511
Seems nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384656
If you love her, you will take the time to learn her language and find common ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387512
>monster interrogation
>basically just a chance for a monster to get a husband
>even have some husbando stats posted in middle of camp
> they all try to compete for the chance to interrogate one of the captives

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387511
How many compliments do I have to give her before she lets me smell her panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387466
I'm trying to think of something around how male anglers anchor theirself and fuse with the female but not in the terrible way that they do it. Maybe instead she is really clingy and humps you for extended periods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387528
Maybe the stats from >>21387538 include dislikes and likes so girls of your choice are used.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384656
My wife is roughly in her 40s chronologically, but her magic has frozen her physical age in the mid 20's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387511
I think I'd lose my mind if I had to constantly deal with a hyperactive waifu. It's the complete opposite of what I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387320
First guy here. Absolutely, 100%, twice on Sundays. I'm always a slut for handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387528
Don't worry, anon. You have your whole life as a prisoner ahead of you. They'll just take their time and keep trying. Eventually you'll break, they always do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387557
i share this feeling

[Anonymous No.]

Helping the wife overcome a midlife crisis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387557
I'm a lazy fuck too but I'd prefer a hyper girl or at least one active enough that she can get me out of the house on weekends

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387557
Honestly you just sit them down and cuddle with them. 99% of the time they calm down once you're spooning no matter how much caffeine they've ingested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387564
>we could just put you with someone compatible
>but we're going to force this one monster on you because this one anon made us stupid in a greentext
>sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387561
Even if it turns the feared demon/lilim general into a blushing mess? Or would you keep it a private thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21384656
Not sure how old is too old but two of my wives are over the age of 300 with the older of the two being in her 500s and they're great for it.
>>21387556
Which race? Girls using magic to stay young is a fun trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387592
Just be glad it's not the High Inquisitor of the Cat Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387602
Well, I wouldn't know that the first time. She did hold her hand out to me after all. If it bothers her and she wants to keep it private in the future, we can do that. It'll be the type of thing we can laugh about years - and daughterus - later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387512
>Luckily for the army there is seemingly no short supply of Nureonagos willing to volunteer for the role so it works out either way
>The way the Nures see it, they have a better chance of getting a husband this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387608
Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

How to Holsts interrogate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387538
>Men arrested for infractions are interrogated by Holsts are other gentle species
>Misdemeanors are interrogated by a wide variety of species from your typical Succucop to the suit Anubis sheriff
>Felons are interrogated by the most aggressive and evil species including Hellhounds, Demons and Ushi-Onis
>The highest offenders skip the interrogation room and are thrown directly in jail with the worst of the worst monster girl cellmates

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387641
They push their breasts forward and ask what the captive thinks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387641
Either they get into a frenzy after going a long time without release, or they just hug you between their breasts until you give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387638
Nice, fitting girl for it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>not being one of the soldiers they end up releasing because no one wants you

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the Nightgaunt quarters? They've given me some freetime

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387668
I mean, realistically, that's what would happen, but let me fantasize about my lilim general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387648
I want to receive a nursing handjob from my kejourou, unagi, or holstaur interrogator so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387648
My wife is not “evil.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387619
Oh i was refering to after the first night. Would you hold her hand as she walks around camp knowing what it does to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387679
Its near the harpy barracks. They tend to do similar missions in the armies and thus work together. Although first you need to find an general that even has abyssal soldiers in her army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387638
>ancient dark mage
>nearly 500 years old
>still looks and acts like a 20 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387688
Maybe occasionally to bully/tease her. If she really had a problem with it, I would respect her wishes, of course, but I think a little playful fun now and again is harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387681
Excellent choice of MG to get a nursing handjob from.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a pai loli hellhound that has her big, buff weresheep henchman/best friend help her in schemes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387687
That waifu looks pretty evil.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387528
That's what the interrogation process is for though. To figure out who to match you with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Parasite slime/slime carrier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Night Gaunt but as a skinny, small, and completely flat chested loli that looks around 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387722
Yep and plus they even large breasts so and are willing to let you suckle them while she does her work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Inari, because I'm a pleb with vanilla taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387592
I meant you could just be a prisoner for life while they put you on the waifu treadmill.
>he didn't want the hellhound
>stats show he needs a forceful hand to cow his rebellious influence
>let's see if he'll like one of the minos...
>etc.
Like speed dating crossed with E-harmony and the POW experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387801
>anon wonders why they don't just ask him what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387786
the Kej and Unagi could give you a nursing Hair/Tail job too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387641
You get to be the small spoon after she walks in, breaks your chains, sits down in a corner, and cuddles you like a kid does a teddy bear. If you haven't broken by this point you get to experience the noon day nap session and they see if you try to escape or if you succumb and fall asleep in the arms of a sentient tempurpedic bed with tits larger than your torso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387764
She’s just a little heavy-handed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387790
Inari are the ideal for vanilla though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Holst because I've been spoiled far to often and now nothing else will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387818
>receive a deep kiss while getting a nursing hair/tail job
What can you do to get an infraction in mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387810
Because what people say they want is not what they actually end up wanting about 99.999% of the time. Which is fucked up when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387842
Get caught littering, park illegally, j-walk, speed, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387668
>>21387680
>Be anon soldier
>The Demon Lord army camps are pretty much a revolving door motel for you
>Get captured, be the only one who doesn't get force married, get released
>Easy enough
>You know all the interrogators by name at this point
>Just casually talk with them about how things are and get updates on their lives while you wait for the release. Its never really anything major, just fucking their husbands really.
>One day you get captured as usual
>Same old, same old. You'll just sit around pretending to care as Maria, Claire or Kasumi ramble on about how cute their husbands are
>The door to your cell creaks open, but its not one of the usual girls
>They now have a new interrogator
>A Shirohebi
>She opens her mouth to say something but suddenly stops, her eyes slowly widening as a huge smile creeps onto her face. After a long pause she exhales deeply
>"Oh my..."
>You look around uncomfortably as she slowly slithers around you, her hands gently carressing your shoulders once she slips behind your back.
>You can feel her warm breath on your cheek as her lips are mere inches from your ear "Hmmm... Exquisite..."
>Her hands slowly slide down to your pants, and you realize at that moment that you won't be going home this time
The moral of the story - there's always one weird fuck who would go with you in the end

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Gargoyle on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387705
I mean, if you can halt physical aging I don't see why you'd change your mind on it even after 500 years.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have that image of the Ushi-Oni licking anon on the face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387864
I'm usually not a fan of yandere snakes but damn if that isn't hot. Still hoping for the lilim general to take an interest in my unmarriageability, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
I don't have or deserve one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Tough call, Baphomet or Nekomata for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387884
Anon, we’ve been over this before. Playing hard to get doesn’t get you your targeted girl, it gets you one that doesn’t give a shit that you’re playing stoic.
Just being honest is the only surefire method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387884
If you want the lilim general get a mana marker and tell her how you feel and don't give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387668
Hey I tried to escape, but turns out trying to blast people with whatever raw magic you absorb from the area is not only not very effective. I gets you a rough interrogation from the Sabbath as well. At least I found a nice studious girl to teach me magic. Now I just need to worry about how to convince people she isn't 12 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387907
But what if she's the one playing hard to get?

>>21387911
I've always been an advocate for the lilim mana marker plan because it most likely buys you time to get acclimated to the world before you actually run into a liking, with the added bonus of potentially nabbing you a lilim waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387932
Lilim, not liking, I'm a dumbass phoneposter, no lilim would ever want me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387919
Just hang a sign off her that says "I'm xxx years old, fuck off."

[Anonymous No.]

If you do nothing but play hard-to-get and turn down all advances who are you inevitably going to end up(forced) with in most scenarios?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387874
i want a gargoyle on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387907
>being honest
That requires more bravery than I'm capable of. After all, what if you get turned down or mocked? I don't think I could handle that coming from a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387956
a rapegirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387963
I feel the same way, anon, but if it's for love, I'd put that aside. You don't get many opportunities like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387963
The only reason that would happen is because they think you aren’t serious or they’re a nacho.
And by expressing your feelings for them, above all other MGs you could have picked, well, that’s one hell of a sincere gesture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387956
Yeah, that virtually guarantees you a proactive dater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387963
>the interrogator standing in the corner makes a note as they notice your sweat, shuffling feet, and inability to properly meet the eyes of anyone in the room when they ask you to be honest with them on your likes and dislikes
>the ring the intercom and whisper quietly into it for 5 seconds
>10 minutes later everyone leaves the room
>it takes you a second to notice it but theres a shit eating grin floating in the corner now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388009
Seems like a very bad match up, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387963
Realistically what's the worst that could happen if you asked out your dream monster girl?
Even if she's some seemingly unattainable haughty top tier species she'd still respond to your feelings kindly be it by showing you the way to win her heart or even straight up accepting you as you are if your feelings are that powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388016
Won't know till its tried which is the point of the interrogation. Besides, they have to offload the Cheshire somehow and you'd be surprised how few soldiers are stammering and bullyable messes so it's a rare opportunity for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387956
Just ask for something really hard to find, like a dragon zombie. No way it can backfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388039
>glass of water on the table starts rippling

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388020
>Realistically what's the worst that could happen if you asked out your dream monster girl?
'm not sure, but I don't exactly want to find out either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388046
>T-Rex screech, but it’s a lead moan

[Anonymous No.]

Pawjobs
https://i.imgur.com/SXaYhkF.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387956
Mindflayer. Can't say no when you get flayed.

>>21388056
>Anon asks out a Lilim
>She calls him silly and tells him to come back once he has reached max level
>He leaves with his heart crushed and his hopes annihilated
>The next day he wakes up to that same Lilim ordering him to put on some armor because she's going to train him personally starting right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388046
>>21388078
There’s no take-backs here. Dragon Zombies don’t take “no” for an answer.
I mean they probably don’t really get what “no” means to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

what are some species that would be interested in paleontology and archaeology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388099
Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388082
How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388099
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388099

Ancient automaton girls
Most intellectual types like Hakutakus
Sphinxes would probably dig archaeology

[Anonymous No.]

>Doom
>Not the superior Quake
It's like you don't want to work on flesh golems

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388137
Just because I can hear the sounds of bouncing grenades in my nightmares doesn’t mean that’s a desired outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388091
>God I wish that were me
Not him, but how would I even get in a position to ask a lilim (or insert powerful monster here, they're just my favorites) out anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388149
Thunk thunk thunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388158
Dedication, because it means you’re going to have to get past a number of their underlings without saying “fuck it” and fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388158
You won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388137
Don't you have to mow the lawn to AC/DC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388176
Mowed yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388176
>6pm
>thinking that shit wasn't mowed 10 hours ago using my unironic John Deere rider while I got my unironic morning zero carb monster in me because coffee has too much acid for me these days

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388167
>>21388169
I think I prefer the first answer even if my autistic side is crying out for the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388240
It seriously is dedication.
See also that recent little story by KC with the Baphomet and her husband from WGIII.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you owe cash to the yeti mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388240
Love Conquers All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21385095
this is the proper response

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388259
Lock you in a freezer till you nice and chilled, then hug you till you warm up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388106
>>21388113
Anubis likes the boring kind of archaeology where you dig holes and catalogue old bowls all day. She hates it when she finds an ancient super weapon or has to get into a sword fight with a rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388317
I imagine Anubis's are less interested in archaeology than they are in enslaving young fair skinned human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388259
She threatens me so I start spraying aerosol cans around her and tell her I won't stop till global warming melts the icecaps off every single mountain range unless she forgets the debt. I know hair stylists and computer repair people with crates full of the stuff I go missing this shit will get worse not end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388259
>>21388313
Basically make you beg to be hugged forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388255
>>21388264
Thanks anons. Gonna train for and/or with my lilim wife! Here's hoping one's single and willing to take in a bit of a fixer-upper (for someone of her power and station, anyway.) But if not I can work on my own to be good enough for her! I'm also a slut for sappy shit like "it's not that you actually weren't good enough before, it's that you proved your dedication and how much you care."

[Anonymous No.]

Ushi onis are good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388356
I really would advise you to read that Bapho story. I just don’t know where to find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388371
correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388376
>>21388371
Very good cuddlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388259
You report them for violating RICO and get them sent to jail

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna spend all day with my dick inside a bapho's cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388489
I wanna spend all day with my tongue inside a bapho's cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388511
Why not both at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388489
>>21388511
Stop posting like retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388533
Cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Baphos

[Anonymous No.]

So if a Baphomet finds an "older brother" she wants but he doesn't reciprocate do they just go full mindflayer mode on him until he's effectively hypnotized or brainwashed that he was just her older brother from the start?

Actually I guess this could apply to most of the Sabbath but realistically only the extremely proudful would be buttblasted enough to go to such measures. You know the "He can't deny ME, if anything I should be denying him!" position of power crowd.

Or is it too grimdark to go from "I never had a little sister" to "Want to go shopping with big bro today?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388588
Why do you go out of your way to be miserable in fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388588
Monsters want someone who wants them. The furthest they’ll go is helping someone admit their true desires that they’ve suppressed for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388176
>He doesn't listen to good music while mowing the yard and smelling the delightful aroma of fresh cut grass and a job well done
Begone zoomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388595
Not him, but most likely depression and/or low self esteem/confidence. source Myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388595
What in the 9 hells are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388588
Yes, monster girls will fuck with your mind to get you to love and desire them. Most won't ever have to resort to that because their bodies and orifices have bewitching effects, but if need be, they'll do whatever it takes to make you theirs and make you enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388588
Most wouldn't do that unless its a rather mentally unstable or severely clingy Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know what happened to the imgbox galleries for each individual girl? The one for the most recent pics is still there, but when I tried looking at the other ones they all say that the specified gallery can't be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388636
Basically “what if Kuro was also a NEET shutin.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21387765
Kakuen

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388647
Oh gods

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be cool if mana marker worked the other way too like allow you to know when the preferred monster is nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388727
You’ll know when they deck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388636
Well there's an entire species of yandere lamias. And Baphomets are ageless super demons so...

I'm just saying if some 2k year old Baphomet suddenly becomes the little girl they'd probably have standards so immense that finding their one in a 10.5 million older brother would be hard and finding one that innately wants to fug / love ancient little girl MGs would be even harder.

I mean they can't all be goofy, fun, less than a century old Baphomet daughters, some of them have to be legitimate literal ancient evils. The Tamamo of Baphomets if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388741
The thing you keep forgetting is that monster “standards” aren’t anything like what you’re used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388741
Would still fuck if she's cute and smug (but not mean, don't want a nacho)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388765
Same here.

>>21388741
I'd marry an older "ancient evil"/Tamamo bapho if she was wise and mature personality wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388765
lolibaba foxes are for releasing pent up lolicon desires into

[Anonymous No.]

Huge soft hefty boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388875
I want a really tall minotaur to bully me by constantly resting her large soft hefty breasts on my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388875
How huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388901
>3D thot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388727
>Anon adds all the monsters to his favorite list
>He now has Soliton Radar for all MGs and can effectively escape them all

Truly the smartest plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388901
>3dpd

>>21388897
Yeah....'bullying'
She sure is bullying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388905
>>21388917
Is 3D haram here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388913
Not really because now every monster girl will know where you are and some can fly some can run faster than you etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388943
Yes, its Haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388917
>Yeah....'bullying'
>She sure is bullying you.
it would be most irritating for her to do it as i play vidya or watching my shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388943
>>21388901
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388956
Well, you could still hear the show at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388966
>>21388951
>>21388917
>>21388905
>Incels reeing at 3D women again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388588
like how sabbaths dont force you to become a lolicon or lolicon exclusive they would just give up.
If they are madly in love then they would change to suit you taste as best they can. Example being a bapho growing up physically if the man they love likes that more than loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388978
>justifying nigger landwhale poster

>>21388943
>>21388901
This is what oppai looks like in real life by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388976
>implying you dont just hear either a heartbeat or milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389009
>Sloshing
Best sound in the world mate.
Something you can tease her over too, especially if said breasts are big even for her might frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388994
>racism
>fatphobia
>mysogny
Keep seething incels

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389018
>buzzwords
Okay liberal.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons.
Don't be stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389024
>>21389026
>Defending toxicity

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389026
They're probably one and the same, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388009
>Cheshire intentionally seeks out awkward anons to tease because she's actually just as awkward and doesn't think she's very funny like her sisters
>but if she can cheer up an awkward guy maybe she isn't a total screwup

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389054
I want a huge and bulky cheshire that tries to be funny despite being built like a large jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388978
>post images that are 100% off topic
>get mad when called out

[Anonymous No.]

How strong do you like your maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389070
Extra.
Although they must have some padding

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389070
ya know maids do not do anything for me. tho i want pic to crush my head with her thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389070
Delicate flowers who can barely chop a huge tree down with their bare hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389088
Of course she can barely do it with her bare hands.
That's why she has the sword!

[Anonymous No.]

And just like that, the show Cops became a number 1 hit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21388644
Scrubbed from the face of the internet and kept in the hands of those that deserve them.

[Anonymous No.]

what do you think the girls bathrooms looks like in MGEland?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this NSFW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389132
Considering monsters come across as less caring about cleanliness/are with living in caves/some or them are sentient messes in the making and even normal girls make the women's bathroom into a place that often times gets legally labeled as a biohazardous area I'd have to say it's probably like a cross between that and that one hell dimension from event horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389140
It's both NSFW and disgusting as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389116
This is the kink of some centaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389156
Oh ok sorry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389132
10 times bigger than the boy's bathroom, with toiletries for all species types. eye contact dispensers for gazers and cyclops, tampon handling arms for centaurs who can't reach their horse genitals, scale removing utensils for reptile species, and more

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389157
Little known fact, 100% of centaurs have a kink involving the word usage "stud" or "stallion".

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389149
There's something very cute about a sultry demon having an incredibly messy sink/vanity because it's so full of different makeup, amd her slowly getting rid of all but her favorites she actually likes because she realizes she doesn't need them to impress you or make you think she's pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389188
BARN SMELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389200
I was more referring to how the women's bathrooms are always the ones that are generically dirt, have literal shit on various surfaces including the ceiling, have broken fixtures, and have tampons lying around. As in, actual biologically hazardous materials lying and spread over the whole place. All that happens on counters is clutter that can be arm swept into a garbage bin and its "clean" but the rest you need to usually pay someone double legally for them to he allowed to step into the area by most state laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389220
Little known fact, to smell like a barn you have to live like a barn animal.

So go take a shower Barn Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389188
>weak-ass donut
yawn. why even bother drawing a centaur then.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Arachne Waifu
>She wakes up one day not feeling too good.
>Her eyes beside her main two are all pale and her lower body is twitching uncontrollably
>Tells you that she'll call in sick and that you should just go to work yourself
>Half way through the day she calls you begging you to return
>You race home through the city as fast as you can
>when you get there you find her curled in bed grabbing her arm as if it were broken
>She shows you how the chitin is slowly peeling off her fingers, revealing bloody human skin underneath quickly forming
>After a few hours her secondary eyes begin to dissolve entirely. She can't even see through them and becomes disoriented as the nerves die off
>You try to wash one and instead it falls out in your hand, leaving behind only a small scar and smooth skin underneath
>Over the course of the night the rest of her eyes fall out or completely dissolve. She cries herself to sleep as you clean up all the blood and help her peel the chitin from her new human hands
>When she wakes up in the morning she can no longer move her lower body.
>The spider legs pull inwards of their own accord like a dead spider and she comments that there's no feeling in them
>The area where her human torso connects with the spider body turns a dark red like a superficial wound and you begin to see the chitin cracking
>After a few more hours she begins to scream in uncontrollable pain while chiting flies off her body in fragments. You try to hold her but she begs you to 'pull her out'
>You do as she says and grab her upperbody while she hyperventilates, at the count of three you pull with all your might until an incredibly loud cracking sound rings through the room
>She sighs in relief and collapses in your arms. Her human legs completely separated from the spider body which is now an emptied, bloodied husk waiting for disposal.
>You carry her to the bathtub and lay her there while wiping away the blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone piss in a native's cereal today?

[Anonymous No.]

>When the jinko GF gets excited because she thinks she's found the one.
>When her gal pal asks why the jinko simply points out that her chest has gotten bigger since they started dating.

Its the little things they'd notice.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsurara in the big city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=She+wakes+up+one+day+not+feeling+too+good

Hmmmmmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389330
Such the cute professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389070
Strong enough to hide their immense strength but at the same time being able to paralyze anything with just a single look

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389303
Yes, I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389346
Glaring maids are too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389346
No man can defy his meido, they're simply too strong.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to remind you all that if you have more than one Kikimora, it's illegal to not keep them pregnant on rotation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389070
The Automaton maid is the highest tier of sophisticated combat android.
The Gremlin is defenseless and a slut for punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389407
>thinking the head maid wouldn't just call dibs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389412
Head Maid is probably the one to organize the pregnancy schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389407
Worse. I have a kiki and a shog who insist on sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389292
WTF man, don't infect monstergirl with something that turns them human

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no mg gf with boobies this big

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389330
Tsurara in a city
So a jack the ripper that stalks lone males during foggy nights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389450
Is she really good at hide and seek?

[Anonymous No.]

Ayy lmao!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for those winter girls to strip down in the heat and begin offering frozen treats as the weather warms up.
Wendis in summer coats, yukis in bikinis, and yetis....not changing much as they seem to not care about said heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389435
Kikis and shogs work like a perfect duo. It'd be fun just to watch them doing their chores all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389292
That's a pretty old greentext man from like what a few years back because it seems familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389466
winter girls you say?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389490
>tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389479
I love how cool and sexy she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389492
>cool
Quite ICE of you to say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389492
So does her younger sister glacies. Although their reaction makes the oldest sister yuki mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are for being friends with and nothing more intimate than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389511
>implying they'd even want to associate with losers like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389500
Off topic faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389521
It was a fucking pun, chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389511
If you said that to a childhood friend you can expect rape in your future

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389526
i wanna say it to a mucus toad and sahu then experience instant loss with loud squelchy sex

[Anonymous No.]

besides eros angels, what species would be the easiest to heart pupil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389466
Little Tsuraras selling flavored ice pops!
Wendis having neighborhood summer BBQs!
Yetis chilling and relaxing in ice baths!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389565
Jubjub/march hare

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Su6MQrI85w&list=LLxaw-5zadxkqx0-Gp83LaDw&index=7&t=0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389580
Fuck i forgot the other naturally heart pupiled girls. Who is the next after those 4.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to do more than JUST kiss your loli every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389511
what is the female equivalent of blue balls because that right there is what would causes them for a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389703
Touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389725
No because cows are dumb animals like wow they about as smart a deer

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389733
Cows are wonderful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389725
instructions unclear dick stuck in holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389734
I mean sure they are neat, but I grew up in rural Kansas and would play with my friends who lived on farms and we'd go out in the fields and the cows would do dumb shit like walk into the electrical fence multiple times, like they didn't get the message after the first shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389740
All the blood goes into their boobs, don’t be rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389740
I have never had such experiences. I've seen a calf try to eat close to an electric fence, get hit, and then stay away. Maybe Murrican cows just are dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389745
Then maybe they should spend less time eating grass and more time busting ass getting smart
>>21389746
Cows are just dumb in general they have different extremes of how dumb they can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389755
Holstaurs dont need to bee smart when they can just lay around eating grass, getting milked, sleeping, and getting bred by their husbands all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389769
Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? Is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389777
I need my cows to be exactly the same except shorter or loli and with the exact same bust size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389769
But being smart means they can do more than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389790
Not like that you have done too much in your current situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389799
Brutal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389636
Tab to you too miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389799
that's the thing I'm not smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389790
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

Smart cows you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389814
Ponder what doth life

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389821
On the day of graduation i want to turn my ultra busty CC taku into a cumdrunk idiot and my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

all these basic bitch kemonomimi here
Where's the slime? The dark voids? Black and dark blue substances of questionable origin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
ＤＥＰＴＨ　ＯＶＥＲＬＯＡＤ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
>>21389857
People don't think it be like is, but it do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389848
>slime
I want to have a pool full of every type of slime and just lay back in it and relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
I know how I'm going to meditate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389848
You posted it. Shoggoth top meido. I love them. I'd like one who is tall and and stylish, and wears cool shades like a high class secretary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389864
This was his super-villain origin.

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>>21389867
I'm sure this is one of the trials in the forest of Uruvela.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389857
>You're right rape is not an excuse it's a reason and tonight everything seems so reasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389871
what is villainous about getting every slime type in one place

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
You can unload all your troubles onto her. She's ready to swallow huge loads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
I shall ponder with my head buried in between a holsts chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389890
What happens if I ask Shoggy “Why is there anything at all?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389889
Don't you know what goo does to people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389900
It gives a really awesome back massage and makes for perfect sleeping like an even better water bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389890
I am sworn to carry your burdens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389896
>[Thinking About Dick In Silence]
>[Thinking About Boobs In Silence]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389864
What about the random slime carrier thats gunna floating around with you? Whats she going to be doing while you relax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389869
but would you eat her specially made cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389899
>Silly mastah, all is but a dream in the fevered mind of Azatoth
>>21389905
Have comic books lied to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389899
>"Why does a mirror have a reflection, silly master?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389899
>Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny. People throw these words around like tennis balls. But I eat balls for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389911
>shog nips.
Never noticed that till now. I wonder what the point even is for her to have those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389911
I love Shog cooking. Blackberry jam is delicious.
>>21389899
>Fufu, this world... is an illusion, mastah~

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389923
You noticed them and appreciated them. For that alone, they have served their purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389910
I'd use a bucket to carry the slime so I'd just put the buck back in the shed
>>21389913
See the issue is they only use one slime whereas I'll use all the slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389919
What if you answer that question litterally and totally ignore her meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389913
Has Azathoth tried an aspirin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389930
True indeed. Now i just wanna pinch them so shoggy knows i noticed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389939
Are you sure you want all of existence to end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389932
>I'd use a bucket to carry the slime so I'd just put the buck back in the shed
I dont like your snark, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389939
maybe he should try a tonitrus to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389933
She bops you for being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389944
It’s a shame our existence has to cause her pain. Is it the sniffles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389928
But what is the illusion created from? And does is this illusion exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389923
Does she get aroused at the very thought that master notices small changes on her body?

[Anonymous No.]

lactating lolibabas that give you nursing handjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389953
>cause her pain
There's no pain, only madness.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Azathoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389960
Nursing handjobs are shit and unironically "normie" meme tier
Also
>Implying that she can reach you with her hand while being nursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389958
>But what is the illusion created from?
Quantum foam and super-strings. Pull the strink! PULL THE STRINK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389949
I know you don't like it you love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389964
why does this make you angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389967
DAGA KOTOWARU

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>>21389964
>Nursing handjobs are shit and unironically "normie" meme tier
What amazingly shit taste, I didn’t think taste could go this low, it’s like absolute zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389933
Pouting Shog.
>>21389899
>So we can touch it, master!
And then she hugs you.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking I bet mindflayers would make wonderful childhood friends cause she could be reading your mind while you play video games thus being an unbeatable team in co-op

[Anonymous No.]

remainder that all centaurs are ballistic rough-housing anarchists forward slash undignified rapists with no compassion towards human consent and that centaurs are a race just as powerful as dragons and baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389983
What a great answer. I’d like a constantly upbeat Shog. The kind who feels like everyday is a blessing since, out of all of the double sided infinity of time, she is existing at the same time as you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389959
Shoggy has a cute idle animation!

Shog season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389996
why did you actually type out “forward slash” ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389959
Of course! And if you do it enough she wont stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390004
lmao he's probably a vegetable using voice to text.

[Anonymous No.]

Shogs are so awesome what cant they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389996
Even Hoof Pussy Kingdom would call this retarded propaganda.

Hell so would the lasses from The Steppes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390018
I mean really, are there ANY downsides? You even get badass slime properties of your own after continued exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390018
Can they see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390020
Cool modern monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389822
We don't cotton to freaks around here

[Anonymous No.]

I want to manting press a wise and smart hakutaku into a lazy and dumb holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390031
Just imagine being a shogknight with your shogfu as your armor.
>hero goes to strike you down
>blade passes through harmlessly
>hero loses balance as a result.
>use that momment to strike at them witg you shog silver sword
>instantly causes hero to shogify.

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>>21390020
Medusa is cool she makes me really want to run my hand through her snake hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390004
eh, felt like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390051
But anon it's in a snake braid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390047
I want to jump in the jelly with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390049
hakutaku will rape your mind with facts and knowledge before you get the chance to lay a finger on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390051
I thought you were gonna say she makes you rock hard, why set up the pun if you aren't gonna go through with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390047
>Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first. But did I whine? No, I turned to the bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390061
but will she also rape me in the traditional manner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390018
transform into other monsters, multiply her self and her copies become different monsters so you don't cheat on her AND have a harem.

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>>21390061
Jokes on her my minds a blackhole of knowledge capable of swallowing any information thrown at it but just like a blackhole it understands nothing and throws it outwards half digested to whatever might be nearby as a conversation starter. It's the perfect weapon against her kind.

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>>21390073
she's too sophisticated for that. unless you meet "those" teachers...

[Anonymous No.]

Rape, huh, yeah
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

How far the deep end have you gone?
Did you develop any fetish that can only be satisfied by monster girls yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
Other than getting suction-cup hickies? Certainly not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
>feeling loved
can't see that actually happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
Still pretty tame. Weirdest I've come was having an undead head love-nibbling it's way up my neck. I can still hear the moans in my head so vividly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
Huge hands and feet in an extremely curvy sexy developed body

[Anonymous No.]

>be Order commando
>out in monster territory to take out a demon commanding an army that is ravaging the border's villages
>have to mix gathered food with our reserves to avoid being compelled to jack off all night
>thankfully I only have to do it twice
>our camp gets ambushed one night. We quickly surrender, get taken prisoner, and marched to the demon's stronghold
>the entire way, the monsters won't stop hitting on us
>our commander is brought to the demon leader while the rest of us are led to the dungeon
>pretty comfy-looking for a dungeon
>the monsters accompanying us lead us into cells, each of us accompanied by at least 5 other guards
>my guards start discussing how they will have their way with me
>"If you were smart, you would unlock that cell and disperse." I said to them
>they look at me like I'm on vapors
>One of them responds "In the next minute you won't care about leaving."
>I reply "In the next minute you'll never leave me again, and you'll wish you listened to me."
>"Oh don't worry. We won't." Another one assures.
>"Actually, he should be worried. He's not going to be sleeping for awhile until all five of us are satisfied with him, and we're pretty voracious, aren't we?" A third one asks the group.
>"None of you seem to understand." I raised my voice. "We aren't your prisoners." My muscles swell up to the point of tearing my clothes and chain-mail off.
>"YOU'RE OUR PRISONERS!"
>Long story short, our mission was a success. With no more than two dozen men we managed to quell a company of monsters.
>It's too bad we won't be available to stop any other raiding monsters, but at least each of us have managed to luck out on an excellent love life.

It could be a lot better, but I hope someone enjoys it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390231
Fuck off with this retard

[Anonymous No.]

Succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390246
is succulent

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390246
What's that she's playing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390246
Gonna spank it.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with KC and this C: face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390258
it's a happy face

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390258
That's the most "I'm gonna rape the shit out of you after you fall asleep" face I've seen.
She knows she's gonna be a bad maid and she doesn't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
I've gone so far into the deep end ages ago I made the mariana trench look like a shallow bitch, dug through the bottom, and found out the celestial spheres were real and wound up back on the surface of fetishes again.
The only truth I've learned on my journey is the only truth I need to know: handholding simultaneously sits at both ends of the fetish spectrum and exists at every point in between. All other fetishes are merely augments and gateways to the ur-fetish.

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>>21390143
Are banshees screamers? And if they are how does one make them be quiet so they don't wake the neighbors?

[Anonymous No.]

Since succubi use to rape humans since before the age of the current DL, do they have some natural magic that allows them to make sure they don't get pregnant?
I want to get raped by a succubus a dark-moonless night and then not see her for a few months until she shows up demeaning I take responsibility. Due to her messing up the spell or something

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>>21390143
Kakuen tailjob

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>>21390143
my fetishes have mellowed out after I got into monster girls, in fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390267
You have to be a bad master to have a bad maid

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>>21390283
Gag 'em.

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>>21390258
For such a silly slime she sure is smug.

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>>21390291
And I am. No idea why any normal maid would want me as her master.
I'm just gonna make them do lewd stuff all the time, and maybe they can get some cleaning done along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay a monster girl maid with cash money for doing her job

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390291
What if I want a bad maid so I can reform her into a good maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390283
>how does one make them be quiet
Mating press them so they can bite down on your collar meet, top-down-bottom-up so they can bite the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
>Did you develop any fetish that can only be satisfied by monster girls yet?
I'm so far gone that the only way I'll ever have any sort of true satisfaction is with my monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390285
Maybe they get pregnant via hand-holding and wholesome cuddling.

>>21390294
With what? Ittan-momen cloth or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390167
Those are pretty great, in fact any way a monster girl can mark her husband is too tier on my list.

>>21390272
Handholding is a joke, a pure heartwarming one but a joke regardless.
The true ur-fetish is fire monster girls with pussies that look like a furnace.

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>>21390318
A ball-gag would be my go-to choice. A black one to fit with her color scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390307
Anon no! Think of the sad, resigned kiki and shog faces!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390321
Dare you raid her furnace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390328
YOU FAILED ME AGAIN EXECUTUS

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>>21390307
You monster how can you not pay with headpats or lewd acts

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390321
And at no point would you ever hold their hands and get the warm fuzzies. At no point would that basic PDA ever lead to, say, a night of sexing a living fire into a puddle of lava.
In no way could your whole fetish be instigated via handholding.
Are you willing to put your statement on record?

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>>21390324
Why? What's wrong with a cloth and sponge that are cheap and far more versatile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390330
Because they need to be compensated for their work in a way that is at fair market value to the service they provide

[Anonymous No.]

cover every jar with an adhesive lid and toss a tarp over any chest before chaining it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390347
i agree but one can only afford a maid for a while without being rich so you'll have to let them go with a heartfelt thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

getting caught by a swarm of fairies that want to play so you suggest hide and seek but then run when they go hide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390370
that's an oddly specific situation

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>>21390370
>Titania having to comfort all the little fairies who think you got legitimately lost forever and are crying about it
You're going to get a stern talking to from onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390384
One fairy chose to hide right behind him on his pack and before she realized what was going on he was far away and she's too small to stop him. She later reveals herself after he's slept and beginning to wake with morning wood. Determined to punish him for ditching the others she'll make him experience instant loss. She spears herself on him and instantly cums instead.

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>>21390407
I will place an iron nail on her. She'll be unable to escape from under it as iron is like kyrptonite to fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390409
Don't do that anon, you'll just make her bench press the nail instead and before you know it you get a musclebound fairy that'll bully you r penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
robutts

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>>21390412
All according to keikaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390412
i actually had a incredibly surreal wet dream that i won't go into detail fabout but i'd probably cum from a muscle fairy punching my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390417
an incredibly*, about*

[Anonymous No.]

There's so many types of swords, axes, maces and more!

That means there's that many kinds of Cursed Weapons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
towergirls is cancer
you could have easily just spat out some ms paint scribbles of the same quality and without it being linked to that tripe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
Gib Childjido gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
>Excalibur is just a sleepy shut-in that's got potential, but is just too tired so it just sits in a rock waiting for someone to drag it out
Huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>New Mizone
Aww yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>https://i.imgur.com/P0qOHHy.jpg
the proper way to treat a fairy before leaving

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390444
>high intrigue and drama in the royal court
>massive storm of bonds betrayed, ambitions clashing with egos, and the ever-present threat of invasion
>however, whenever things are about to get heated, sleepy Excalibur-chan yawns and admits she didn't really pay much attention to the details, but if everyone is friends they should be nice
>cursed sword has kept the peace more than a thousand alliances put together

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390143
>Did you develop any fetish that can only be satisfied by monster girls yet?
Yes, its called love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390463
Too soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390452
That design looks like an improved version of cuckfish, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>be Order commando
>out in monster territory to take out a demon commanding an army that is ravaging the border's villages
>have to mix gathered food with our reserves to avoid being compelled to jack off all night
>thankfully I only have to do it twice
>our camp gets ambushed one night. We quickly surrender, get taken prisoner, and marched to the demon's stronghold
>the entire way, the monsters won't stop hitting on us
>our commander is brought to the demon leader while the rest of us are led to the dungeon
>pretty comfy-looking for a dungeon
>the monsters accompanying us lead us into cells, each of us accompanied by at least 5 other guards
>my guards start discussing how they will have their way with me
>"If you were smart, you would unlock that cell and disperse." I said to them
>they look at me like I'm on vapors
>One of them responds "In the next minute you won't care about leaving."
>I reply "In the next minute you'll never leave me again, and you'll wish you listened to me."
>"Oh don't worry. We won't." Another one assures.
>"Actually, he should be worried. He's not going to be sleeping for awhile until all five of us are satisfied with him, and we're pretty voracious, aren't we?" A third one asks the group.
>"None of you seem to understand." I raised my voice. "We aren't your prisoners." My muscles swell up to the point of tearing my clothes and chain-mail off.
>"YOU'RE OUR PRISONERS!"
>Long story short, our mission was a success. With no more than two dozen men we managed to quell a company of monsters.
>It's too bad we won't be available to stop any other raiding monsters, but at least each of us have managed to luck out on an excellent love life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390407
What other result should she expect? Fairies are just onaholes! The only other outcome would be a normal sized girl ‘punishing’ you by jerking you off with her like a fleshlight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390578
You fucking /tg/-spamming idiot, I created it here >>21390231, then reposted it >>>/tg/66350175 If you're going to spam shit from the /mgw/ thread, then at least make sure it didn't originate from here.

[Anonymous No.]

There is nothing wrong with humanxhuman love.

At least its wholesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390597
You guise really need to ramp up whatever measures you got to prevent the spam troll

[Anonymous No.]

>Momster sees your bin is full of tissues
>Goes ara~ ara~ and prepares to help you since you're so backed up
>Turns out your sick and have just been blowing snot into tissues all night long
What home remedy does your momster treat you with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390597
>>21390617
Its the same /jp/ poster that tried to burn the thread down last time. Just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390601
Subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390597
Fucking kill yourself for even making it in the first place you /tg/ nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders are nice
I want to see more salamanders and lizardwomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390656
I want for you to see more lizardwimmin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390656
>"cute scales"

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that fairies are not for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390656
Need more Salamanders and Lizards with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

Solution against undesirable Ushi Onis?

Just slap 2 seals over there eyes. Now they're just ditzy and blind.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks to monstergirls and their influence, even especially to elven women. Elven men have now taken a liking to human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390692
Reminder that if you bully post, a squad of haughty valkyries will descend from the sky and humiliate your entire body with their feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390794
Jokes on those nerds because I’d be into that.

[Anonymous No.]

Must be weird having a mouse harem and occasionally waking up with your dick in girl whose name you don’t even know yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390743
Blind Ushi-Oni will locate you by smell and sound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390941
Thank god the new members start looking for another man after a certain number has been reached. It would be bad if I started getting the names wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I can hear thunder for the first time this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391035
It’s great, I love thunderstorms

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391044
It hasn't rained here in months. I hope it doesn't just pass by.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now aware that every monstergirl has a skeleton in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21389188
I mean, that fucked up z-ton series ended with her imagining her brother as a stallion fucking her given how biggus his dickus was at that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391049
It's just fertilizer, honey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391048
I'll trade you. There's been around 10 days it hasn't rained since March began.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391115
Do a rain dance. By which I mean to go Ryu's place and shake that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
>tfw no nightmare gf
we were never welcomed to the stage of history weren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390601
>At least its wholesome.
HAHAHAHAHA what a good joke you jokester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391125
>Anxious purple horse noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391049
>You are now aware that every monstergirl has a skeleton in her.
Pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390601
It's wholesome if it involves monsterization. Like if the girl has to become a monster to save her own life ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391296
What about a girl becoming a monster to save a comrade’s life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391330
>comrade’s

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391330
That is good too. What I posted was just an example

[Anonymous No.]

Should Hognose lamia be undead, or just a species that pretends to be undead/injured so that they can get cared for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390632
Sexand no complaining as momster knows best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391399
I don’t think we really have a girl for healing fantasies, so that could work well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391330
Maybe a girl bonding with a pslime and become a lewd and non violent venom to save her best male friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391432
>not Night Gaunt-on-man

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
Where’s the dual wield sword and flintlock girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391438
Pslime can act more like venom once bonded than the abyssal succ. Plus they are probably more common than abyssal succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391456
Sounds like a job for Dhampir-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391049
You are now aware that there is a Skeleton monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391472
Skeleton Warriors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391011
Maybe so, but all they’ll do is cuddle you tightly and never let you go. If she starts making wistful comments about how her heart aches to see how handsome you are, be careful. You may be tempted to remove it, but that will just leave you in a prime position to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read a story about a nerd who gets relentlessly teased by a gyaru cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more canon rivalries like Apophis and Pharaoh, or Kiki and Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584

>canon rivalries
>Kiki and Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584
Hellhound and Cheshires. Eternal enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584
>Kiki and Shoggoth
When you’re so up your own ass in your headcanon that you forget that it IS headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584
Yuki-onna and Tsurara-onna

[Anonymous No.]

Ochi and Kunoichi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584
My wife and I!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
>pick up cursed naginata from a shady, heavily tattooed Tanuki merchant
>the moment you pick it up it's practically glued to your hand
>keeps calling you "gosujin-sama"
>eventually drains enough of your energy to attain a humanoid form
>looks like a geisha with sadako levels of long hair
>swipes away at any women who get within striking distance
>starts demanding that you have kids with her and establish a dynasty
>gets really feisty and/or horny whenever you're on a bridge
>calls you her "sworn brother" after you give in to demonic corruption and start fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391456
>>21391463
Just hire her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391639
Those are some fat titties. I wouldn't mind her shooting me before shoving my face into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391584
Scylla and Charybdis
Vampires and Vamp Mosquitos

[Anonymous No.]

>>21390423
Fencer mamono in tights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391589
>>21391598

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391666
Rivals and partners

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391666
>>21391673
Step aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>shog and kiki immediately gang up on the new upstart maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391704
Meant to reply to >>21391696

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391704
Good luck. They’ll need it to compete with her Ninefold Mofu technique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391666
What even about that points to a "canon rivalry"? They're just on that image because they're monster girls maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391726
>Mofu Maid Technique:Grasping Fluff Lotus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391678
>ghost-chan gets worried that you're home all alone in the dark with no one to make sure you're okay
>she comes out of the tv to keep you company

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391752
>>21391726
All these fancy terms for what’s more or less just fluffy tail hugs.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but damn foxes are chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391807
Foxes are magical beings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391762
>she's confused when you're afraid and accuse her of wanting to curse you
>so she "curses" you by promising to stick around especially after learning that nights like that are normal for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21391829
Speaking of magical beings, god what I wouldn’t give for an Inari-Familiar hybrid.

Imagine.

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>>21391762
Why is ghost-chan so wet?

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>>21390601
Sure, if we're talking about 2D.

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>>21391850
Fluffy tails AND paws

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>>21391879
because it was raining and also she likes you.

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>>21391899
Than its a good thing she is coming in so i can help her get even wetter! Also What would she do if i pinched her nipples as she came out?

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>>21391919
make her lose her composure most likely. Especially if she was trying to scare you.

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>>21390143
>Hypnosis
>Magically enhanced sex
>Women going insane with lust due to full/blood moons and basically becoming crazed rapists during that time
Yeah, a few.

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>>21390143
His chaos girls, especially the Night Gaunt and Nacho awakened something in me. Especially the corruption and transformation aspect.

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>>21390143
>energy drain (wight claws)
>"magnetic" horns (baphomets)
>paw and hoof jobs
>wock mouths
>wing hugs during sex
>magically enhanced activities
>unusual skin colours
To name a few

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While we're on the topic of moisture, here is the parasite slime request for >>21093231

https://pastebin.com/nAA9tcct

Up next is a bunyip story, then the gym harpy, then the consensual monsterization clinic. I haven't forgotten you guys, I've just been busy. I'm going to do my damnedest to finish all this before my calendar year ends.

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>>21391970
Honestly anon I've grown to enjoy consensual hypnosis and drug-use stuff since browsing these threads. It helps that most of it is just harmless aphrosidiac stuff that won't have any real physical repercussions so that helps as well.

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Dumbest monster?

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>>21391898
>you called?

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>>21392265
Zombie

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>>21391970
Those all sound pretty based to me
t. a hellhoundfag

>>21392265
Dorome likely.

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>>21391879
LIQUID Crystal Display!

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>>21391966
Good i cant wait to use her stun window to pull her into a wet and sloppy kiss with me!

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>>21392265
Thread canon would be the Wurm. Canonically it guess it could be any monster labeled simple with Devilbugs, vanilla Slimes, and Wurms all being mentioned to be pretty dumb. Newly created Zombies, Skeletons, and Kitsune-bis are extremely simple minded but like all simple monsters can get smarter from getting a husband and receiving spirit energy.

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>>21392293
I'm actually a Dark Mage fag but the idea of them losing their normal composure to pure animal lust just really appeals to me.

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>>21392231
Parasite Slime guy will be happy. Don't rush yourself man, would be a shame if you burned yourself out.

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>>21392231
Requester/pslimefag here and i love it. Well worth the wait. I cant wait to see more, but like >>21392327 said dont rush.

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>>21392301
Well now you've given the ghost her first kiss. And she finds she likes it very much and becomes much more aggressive, kissing you back and taking off your clothing.

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>>21392324
Kinda interesting, because I’d say my hellwaifu acts fairly similarly to a Dark Mage, really.
She’s just more aggressive. And fuzzier.

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>>21391739
>>21391598
>>21391589
it's canon species rivalry

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>>21392308
Yeah its sort of hard to flat out say what the dumbest species is. If i had to guess i would say maybe a hostless pslime as they seem to be feral animals and I think they are the only species unable to communicate.

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>>21392373
Well at that point you might as well accept your fate and impregnate the spooky ghost girl.

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>>21391584
holstaur and baphomet
demon and angel
hellhound and alice
werecat and large mouse
alraune and gremlin
dante and virgil (i doubt virgil will become a monster girl)

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>>21392439
>alraune and gremlin
What? How do you figure this?

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>>21392405
The bookmark with a Kiki and a Shog on it is the only thing even remotely canon about it. Neither entry mentions each other.
>This time's monster girl is the slimy service creature, “shoggoth”-san. A rival of kikimora has appeared! And so, just as it looks, she is a maid-san.
He made a joke on twitter about a new rival appearing but It's obviously a joke. If you are referencing the shit at the of of the the Kiki and Shog wiki pages claiming they are eternal rivals that's non canon bullshit synopsis crap that some idiot added to a bunch of pages because it's a wiki and anyone can edit it. Half of them are fanfiction tier crap.

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>>21392446
nature vs technology

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>>21392451
You're right but some people will always have it stuck in their head that they're rivals due to fan wank.

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>>21392437
There are certainly worse fates than having a ghost following you around who's addicted to your kisses

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>>21392484
>a ghost following you around who's addicted to your rimjobs

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>>21392454
Thats really stretching it. Gremlins aren't Eggman, they aren't destroying forests to build their death fortresses.

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>>21392478
They have opposite ways of going about their duties. Profile shogs like it when their masters come to use/depend on them entirely, disliking it when he even uses other items. Profile kikis can just be regular modest maids, but the other half is more focused on increasing their master's success in the external world. Little details and contrasts like these set them up as opposites, and it's fun to portray that in greentexts or stories.

Sure, people can take it too far or too seriously, but take anything too seriously and it stops being fun.

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>>21391584
The only other canon one that comes to mind is Giant Ant and Ant Arachne.

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>>21392582
>"get out of my nest you lazy bitch"

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>>21392587
Are Ant Arachne the smoke-hobos of the insect world?

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>>21392587
The professional ant vs the NEET spider.

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>>21392582
Aren't >>21391647 canon too?

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>>21392604
That is canon and also surprisingly no one has mentioned it, but vampires and dhampirs.

>>21392582
Kinda want kc to give them another art update.

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>>21392604
Scylla and Charybdis are kinda a one-way rivalry, in that Charybdis rage while the others don’t give a shit.
Not sure about the vamp rivalry since I don’t really care about either. Vampire and Dhampir is definitely the more “famous” rivalry.

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>>21392597
probably not that subtle about it

>>21392599
imagining that whine and pleading 'take care of me' look

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>>21392647
What is it about really lazy and really industrious girls that makes them so spoilable?

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>>21392681
girls have a vajojo

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>>21392484
Pretty much. Although i wonder if her babies develop their own spooky movies to travel through.

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>get possessed by a ghost when you cut through the cemetery in an attempt to not be late for work
>don't even realize it until she starts quoting your favorite doujins inside your head
>can feel her waiting in front of your dick whenever you're jacking off
>keep coming to work extremely horny
>have to wank in the non-privacy of the office's restroom just to keep sane
>one day, get called to HR
>sweating bullets as you walk inside because you think you've been caught
>she tells you to pull off your pants and keep quiet
>ogles your junk through her glasses
>takes her glasses off
>bites the temples
>muh fetish.png
>she kneels down in front of you, putting her glasses back on
>demands that you cum on her face immediately or face termination
>do as she says because fuck being unemployed
>why does this feel familiar
>she even opens her mouth a bit when you finish
>suddenly looks confused
>asks you to leave
>take a few moments to process what happened
>realize you may have just nutted on someone who was possessed by your ghost
>realize you may be out of a job soon
>realize the voice is no longer in your head
>go home to find a stark naked woman with all of your ideal proportions sleeping on the sofa

How would you feel?

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>>21392599
Both are such cuties. Also the entry makes no mention of babies for the ant arachne so i guess they must just get placed with the giant ant babies.

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>>21392599
I thought it was the grasshopper that was suppose to be the last counterpart to ants

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>>21392693
spookked

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>>21392265
Herbivores are dumb animals in comparison to carnivores. So many of your farm animal girls like holstaurds and weresheep are gonna be low on the intelligence scale.

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>>21392265
By canon the only "dumb" one is Zombie, the rest of "dumbs" are not that but simple, and any who are not simple are as intelligent as a human or even more, depending on which one.

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>>21392703
does this look like the face of a slacker to you?

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>>21392747
I found out the other day that horses can I'm fact eat meat

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>>21392857
yeah I've seen a horse eat a baby chick

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Which monstergirl is most likely to be a femcel

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>>21392893
Lizardmen, they'd get so angry about never finding a man who could beat them and thus remaining eternal virgins

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>>21392910
Lizardmen are cute

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>>21392893
dragons since they have an entire sub species based on dying a virgin

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>>21392940
This. Too ohohoho for people to actually ever like and too picky to actually find a man to kidnap before they die.

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>>21392958
The only cure is adventurers too stubborn to leave!

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>>21392857
Its just a fun little fact but some of the common herbivores are actually omnivores. Example being deer which will eat meat if provided the opportunity.

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>>21392910
>never finding a man who could beat them
If I beat them at video games does that count

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>>21392962
Most just die from age or starvation then. Dragons being double digit centuries old before dying means they might just sleep your entire lifetime away ignoring you and if you left for food you'd fail the test of being too stubborn to leave by leaving.

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>>21392940
I love dragon zombies. They are the best dumb and ditzy momster species.

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>>21392978
>implying she’s going to take an eye off anyone who could potentially make off with her hoard
>especially a guy that cute
>Er, cunning. Definitely not cute.

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>>21392997
>not just wanting up whenever one of your trillions of coins move, killing whoever moved or at the very least ousting them, and then going back to sleep for the next 70 years because you don't feel good if you don't get your full 80

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>>21393010
Yeah, that sure worked for Smaug.

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>>21393035
Smaugs only weakness was being a shit dragon and losing a scale. Why kind of shitter loses one of their scales?

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>>21392978
To avoid dragons dying alone, how about we train dragon-layers to (forcefully) seduce dragons?

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>>21393075
Assuming you can train someone to greco-roman wrassle her into a 5 point hold I'm seeing flaws in this plan.

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>>21393035
>The Virgin Autistic Throne Melter
>The Chad I AM FIRE, I AM DEATH

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i want senko to step on me and put things in my butt

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>>21393080
We're not going to send just anyone. They didnt't send just any old knight to slay the dragon back in the old days, so naturally you're not going to send just any old masked wrestler to subdue her. You're going to send someone who has been trained to perform air throws and plummeting suplexes.

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would it be cool to make swords and give them to High end monsters as presents?

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>>21393087
Both a weak shit wyverns.

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>>21393178
Sure, as long as they’re the sort who would use them.
It’d be kinda pointless to give one to a Hinezumi, for instance. Possibly even insulting to a Cursed Sword.
But something like a swordswolfu would absolutely adore it.

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>>21393185
>useless for a hinezumi
>not doing fancy chinese sword dancing

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>>21393140
I wouldn't mind my lolibaba Pharaoh mistress stepping on me. I also wouldn't mind her sitting on my face while she is having lunch and casual conversation with her anubis advisor.

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>>21393194
I prefer the cliche of using bladed fans
I think they go with the hinezumis fire well, like that one chick from anacarcy reings

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>>21393203
Lolibaba pharaohs are for using you as a dick throne while her womb gets bloated.

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>>21393224
this but with an anubis

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>>21393203
>>21393224
Absolutely top tier taste.

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>>21392978
I doubt that It'd take that long to get a dragon and not all dragons are as stubborn as others

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>>21393231
Only so long as she's getting teased by the pharoah for wanting to 'take the throne'

>>21393232
Choco lolis are for lewd.

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>>21393292
>being shared between a smug lolibaba pharaoh and a tsun anubis
Boner at max

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>>21393204
Rin RIn? wasn't she in madworld?

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>>21393308
Yes but she only got the fire thing in AR

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>>21393264
It seems they racially are considering a large portion of them die virgins and become zombie dragons. It'd be like finding a non-domestically abusive hellhound.

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>>21393382
I guess but there not going leave a guy in their cave for years without doing anything kc has said you can get pretty much any mg if you keep trying

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>>21393406
Yeah, I’m pretty sure the zombie thing only happens to those so isolated that they pretty much never meet a man, and also too proud to go look for one themselves.

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>>21393406
I dunno man. Dragons are basically the only ones stated to be too prideful to reliably land a mate in their lifetime due to their pickiness from pride and their ego. Otherwise zombie dragons literally wouldn't exist as they're one of the most powerful, influential, and rich monster girls out there you can't tell me theres not something inherent to them preventing them from getting at the very least laid.

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>>21393450
“Dragon zombies exist” =/= “Dragon zombies are common”

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>>21393450
Thing your forgetting is the type of series this is if someone loves and want a dragon they can get one if they try hard enough it's not supposed to be so impossible that you have to settle on a dragon zombie

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>>21393471
Going by >>21393406 there must be enough of them to sate demand and considering they're the mommydom type they're going to have some level of audience so there must be more than a few and at the bare minimum close to common enough.

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>>21393479
>settle
>warning the upgrade is "settling"
You're a future bicorn waifu-er, aren't you?