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I found this girl at my fridge.
Bitch is eating all my food and wont listen to me.

Any suggestions?

>> No.2136842

Yes.
Let her eat whatever the fuck she wants, turn around and walk away.

>> No.2136846

move away

>> No.2136852

>>2136842
I need some food for myself!

>> No.2136854

>>2136842
This, in fact, get more food.

>> No.2136859
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>>2136837
You should treat me--treat her to a selection of your best wines and culinary masterpieces~
The more, the merrier!

>> No.2136863

Offer to cook some of it.

>> No.2136865
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2136865

Give her a hug.

>> No.2136868

>>2136854
I ordered some Pizza. Bitch ate delivery boy

>> No.2136870

a) why is Yuyuko in your fridge
b) how'd she get in your house
c) why the fuck are you still awake
d) turn 180 degrees away
e) walk back to your bed
f) sleep

>> No.2136874

Who you gonna call?

>> No.2136881

a) why is Yuyuko in your fridge
Ritual summon for retards

b) how'd she get in your house
She is a ghost

c) why the fuck are you still awake
Because she ate my bed

d) turn 180 degrees away
Aleady in her stomach

e) walk back to your bed
see c

>> No.2136882

Despite being to instantly bring death upon humans, she's responsible with her powers. Don't be too afraid.

Trade her a Night Sparrow for some ghost blowjob.

>> No.2136884

>>2136874
You are out of food. Who you gonna call?

>> No.2136886

Despite being able to instantly bring death upon humans, she's responsible with her powers. Don't be too afraid.

Trade her a Night Sparrow for some ghost blowjob.

>> No.2136887

>>2136881
g) why did you take your laptop along
h) why are you still alive

>> No.2136888

If I were you I would look for my kiss the cook T-Shirt

>> No.2136890

>>2136874
Uh, Shrine Maiden?

>> No.2136892

I suggest waking up.

>> No.2136894
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>>2136874

>> No.2136895

>>2136874
Ghost busters!

>> No.2136896

>>2136884
Another pizza guy?
God I hope my cellphone still works down here.
Also what should I do about this girl named Toyohime? She is sitting down here and is crying like a baby

>> No.2136903
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2136903

Bullshit. Yuyuko would eat your town like Dark Sakura did

>> No.2136905

>>2136896
see
>>2136887
g), h) optional.

>> No.2136915

>>2136905

g) Because I wanted some help from you guys. Screw police.

h) Some blonde girl rescued me

>> No.2136917
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2136917

This thread screams "I have read SSiB and I just know Yuyuko is overkill"

>> No.2136918
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>>2136886

I'd prefer sticking it in her ectoplasm.

I wonder what that would feel like, anyways?

>> No.2136919
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>>2136915
>>2136896
I see what you did here

>> No.2136925

>>2136918
No difference to a normal girl. She is hax enough to have a human body.

>> No.2136948

>>2136837

good old rape never fails.

>> No.2136956

>>2136948
In before THAT doujin

>> No.2136974

>>2136956
Oh? Do share!

>> No.2136978

The one thing you should never do if you see Yuyuko eating all of your food: Try to stop her.
If you try that, the only end possible is you in her stomach, being digested.

>> No.2136983

>>2136974
Sorry dont have it anymore...

It was just a generic tentacle rape doujin until Yuyuko fucking ate the monster!

>> No.2136987

You might also consider letting her eat the fridge when she's done with all the food.

>> No.2136988
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2136988

Yuyuko is not a glutton!

>> No.2137000

>>2136837
dont feed her after midnight

>> No.2137008

I fucked you're yuyuko

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/r/ artist name of OP iamge

>> No.2137031

>>2137000
see >>2136988

There is no way to stop hungry Yuyuko

>> No.2137047

>>2136983
Oh yeah, Yomou gets raped by an octopus and then Yuyuko chomps it's penis tentacles. As a bonus there was a bit at the end where she raped the tentacle monster before eating it.

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>>2137047
I wish I would die that way!

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>>2136837
Buy more food. Quickly. If she finishes emptying out your fridge and she's still hungry she'll turn on you.

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>>2137141
In a good way?

>> No.2137170
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2137170

awwwwww

>> No.2137907

All of this eating and stuff leads us to a question

Can she handle spicy food?

>> No.2137930
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>> No.2138011

>>2137170
HNGGG I Bawww at that image every single time

>> No.2138037

>>2137930

So much for that rice...

>> No.2138040

>>2138011
Why would that image make you cry?

>> No.2138050

>>2137907
Feed her tobasco sauce if she eats all the food.

>> No.2138057

>>2138050
Spicy sauces like the ones mexicans eat only increase appetite, my friend.

>> No.2138065

>>2138011
i think you mean Dawww

>> No.2138265

>>2138057
Then Feed her a Scotch Bonnet Pepper, Those things are extremely spicy

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