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Adoption.

I think it's been at the back of /jp/'s mind since this board opened.

Of course the main obstacle in adopting a loli is that we are scruffy disagreeable young single men. Since none of us would be allowed to adopt alone, I think we should set up a /jp/ adoption group.

It will obviously be a big commitment, we will need to move in together in pairs and pose as a gay couple.

That way we can adopt a little girl very easily (in fact they will probably prefer we have a girl to a boy, what with being gay and all).

>> No.2135799

Just become a pediatric gynecologist.

>> No.2135800

Jesus Christ you people are creepy.

>> No.2135802

>>2135800
Welcome to 4chan

>> No.2135805

So what you're really asking is who will live with you while you molest them in their sleep so that they can satisfy their pedophilic desires?

>> No.2135807

I see through your ruse. You're just looking for a gay partner! You don't care about loli.

>> No.2135809

>>2135805
Don't be revolting.

A little girl is to read stories to and bake cookies with.

To make life that little bit less intolerable.

>> No.2135814

>>2135809

So what you're really asking is who will live with you while you molest them in their sleep so that they can deny their pedophilic desires with a real little girl?

>> No.2135815

But how would we get one loli for each of us? Clearly it's not going to work that well.

>> No.2135819

>>2135815
You seem to be unaware just how many little girls there are without families.

In orphanages, group homes and foster homes.

If we can even make one girl's life better, it would be worth it.

>> No.2135820

I dunno

Why don't we make an orphanage?

That way we'll have children around, to mentally masturbate over, and we'll have jobs too.

Wait how do Orphanages even make money?
Slave labor?

>> No.2135822

>>2135820
Orphanages don't make money

They are either run by the church or state, and are for the mostpart terribly underfunded and understaffed.

>> No.2135825

Yo, I'm with you OP.

Looking for another weeaboo Texasfag to get this going.

>> No.2135826

>>2135820

Donations. Y'know, those things that people don't give to creepy pedos with a warehouse full of churl.

>> No.2135854

I think there's a simpler choice.
Marry a fujoshi.
Make 2-3 kids. Make her get abortions if it turns out to be a boy.

Kill her when they've all popped out.

>> No.2135858

>>2135854
This also satisfies wincest.

>> No.2135862
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>>2135854
>have sex with a woman

>> No.2135892

>>2135862
Well some ones going to have to make the sacrifice.

>> No.2135898

>>2135854
>Marry a fujoshi.
show me one, cute enough

>> No.2135902

>>2135898
If you are a hideous sack of fat, why would you except your girlfriend to be anything else?

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>>2135898

>> No.2135912

>>2135902
Cause i cant think of myself as a hideous sack of fat?
>>2135905
Now i wonder will they marry with gaijins..

>> No.2135916

>>2135898

Ok.
How about we change that to 'lock a woman in your basement and rape her?'

This makes artificial insemination difficult, though, unless you're personally an expert on the subject and have the equipment.

>> No.2135918

Actually, I'm too much of a narcissist for adoption. I want a loli with my own supreme genes. Which means that I'd also have unrealistic demands for a wife, as I wouldn't want my loli polluted by whale-genes.

>> No.2135927

>>2135918
if you were a true girl-lover, you would have noticed by now that some of the most beautiful little girls have hideous parents

though it is logical to try to hedge your bets

>> No.2135929

>>2135918
I only want a 2D loli, 3D ones grow up, shit, piss, and get boyfriends who will come to your basement to ravage your daughter's ass unless you scare the fuck out of everyone or lock her up 24/7 (which seems nice)

>> No.2135933

Face it, all what most of you guys want, is a personal slave-sex toy, who can serve you and pray for your cock. Life is horrible, because most likely we'll never achieve it.

>> No.2135937

>>2135929
yes but for 11 or so years, she loves you more than she loves anyone else

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>>2135929
>I only want a 2D loli
tell me, how do you plan on getting this... 2-dimensional child?

>> No.2135948

>>2135946
I'll buy some amps, print a high res version of Ilya and hook her up to a vocal chatbot with a vocaloid voice.

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>>2135946
You may became 2d if you try really hard.

>> No.2135963

I am going to kidnap a doujin writer/drawer who is going to make me waifus to masturbate to, for the rest of his life.

>> No.2135973

>>2135963
>his
Why won't you kidnap Xration or .. whoever wrote kodomo no jikan instead?

>> No.2136101

>>2135948
Illya isn't a child however.

>> No.2136127

>>2135973
I hear Xration is a female.
The perfect woman?

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>>2135946
Pic related.

>> No.2136136

>>2135794
then we could get all the gay sex we could ever want awesome

>> No.2136144

IRL girls leak too many fluids ...and they stink after awhile ..i mean its not all fun and games ..and social workers make frequent house calls ..especially if the child is adopted

>> No.2136148

It's much easier and less of a hassle to just kidnap one from a developing country.

>> No.2136155

>>2136144
>IRL girls leak too many fluids ...and they stink after awhile
if you used this method >>2136128

>> No.2136156

I'm gonna get a daughter and train her to become the world's greatest pianist. I'll call her ...Clara.

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2136162

Your image is too big, here, I made it smaller.

>> No.2136173

>>2136156
I wish people like you would never exist, usualy just ruining childhood of your children.

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>>2136162
> original pic: 400x400
> yours: 400x400

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

>> No.2136174

>>2136162
still to big bro

>> No.2136181

>>2136175

> original pic: 68KB
> that pic: 8KB

>> No.2136185

>>2136127
If you like your women fucked up.

>> No.2136186

>>2136175
Were you even here when we had that thread ?
WERE YOU EVEN FUCKING HERE, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

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>>2136162
Your compression skills are weak.

>> No.2136220
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>>2136212

>> No.2136219

ITT: we make the images smaller

>> No.2136224

>>2136220
I remember this thread.

Fucking lolled.

>> No.2136230

>>2136220
Fuuuuuuuuuck it's artifactloli again

>> No.2136234

>>2136220
DVD QUALITY

>> No.2136251

>>2135933
oh fuck.. thats supposed to be me.

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>> No.2136260

>>2136258
Bravo sir

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>>2136260

>> No.2136266

>>2135800
Adoption is "creepy" now? lol wut?

>> No.2136266,1 [INTERNAL] 

JANITORS = FAGS

>> No.2136266,2 [INTERNAL] 

THREAD = AMAZING

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