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explain

>> No.213391

Budding

>> No.213396

Penis

>> No.213399

Raymoo

>> No.213400

>>213391

Damn it, you took my answer.

>> No.213406

>>213384
Reimu did it...
Marisa wanted to be a mom

>> No.213401

>>213384
Touhous reproduce asexually. We already discussed this.

>> No.213416
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213416

It must be that...that keenoko no cheekarah or something like that.

>> No.213429

[]Eirin's futa potion
[]Yukari

Choose one

>> No.213438

>>213429
Neither. You didn't know Marisa naturally has a penis?

>> No.213442

>>213436
[Citation Needed]

>> No.213436

>Marisa holds the distinction of being one of the very few characters in any Touhou game who is known to have a living family. They've never been mentioned by name, or even within any of the game dialogues, but it is implied in Perfect Memento she has at least one younger sister and at least one parent living at the Human Village.

>> No.213449

>>213436
>>213442
http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Marisa_Kirisame

>> No.213452

>>213449
Oh, ok.

>> No.213635

>>213436
Ok,waitaminute....how long has Marisa been alive? I thought she had extended her life span via magic,so she'd outlived any relatives..right?

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213650

>>213635
If only..

>> No.213652

Pime Taradox?

>> No.213668

>>213650

That's a cute, if slightly depressing doujin.

>> No.213680

>>213650
That smile is going to haunt my nightmares.

>> No.213684

>>213429

Yukari, easily. What the hell would I do with a futa potion and no bitches?

>> No.213693

>>213668

all the doujins where the humans are old/dead are fucking depressing

>> No.213694

Marisa Stole Alice's Precious thing

>> No.213698

>>213650
I know,that's why I asked how long anybody think she's been around?

At any rate I think she's gonna go youkai no matter what,she spends too much time fucking with magic and other shit.

Sooner or later she'll take that step over,may not realize it for awhile...

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213702

>>213384

>> No.213716

>>213698
She's probably in her late twenties by now.

Sure, that would mean she's using her Magic to look younger, but seriously, who isn't?

>> No.213723

>>213702

WHY DOES RAYMOO HAS THE RAN EARS

>> No.213737

>>213723
Pick one.

>> No.213747

>>213384
TIME PARADOX

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213757

>>213384
She had sex obviously.
With her clothes off, of course.

>> No.213758

>>213716
Ok this is me just making WAGs but:

I think Marisa is gonna be sitting around one day and just have it hit her,she's been around for a thousand years *HOLY FUCK! I'M A YOUKAI!!*
then she goes to party with Yukari.

Reimu,I think she knows she's gonna become something other than human,but she ether doesn't think of it or it just pisses her off-and that's why she can be so cranky.

If Marisa has a younger sis..well we could really put the screws to her and make a doujin where she outlives her AND her mom.

God watching her go through that.....

>> No.213777

>>213757
WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD SHIROU

>> No.213784

>>213757
WHAT HAPPENED TO SHIROU?!

>> No.213790
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>>213777
It seems he picked up some things since our last battle

>> No.213793

>>213757
CALL AN AMBULANCE!! SHIROU IS DYING!!

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>>213777
>>213784
Oh, Rin and Saber taught me it today. I also learned that in order to have "Sex", you have to be naked.

>> No.213798

>>213777
>>213784
Wikipedia

>> No.213799

>>213793

AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE!

>> No.213804

>>213795
they are corrupting you shirou

dont listen to them anymore and hang out with sakura more instead

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213807

>>213795
Hey Sheerou, did you know sex makes babies?

>> No.213810

>I think Marisa is gonna be sitting around one day and just have it hit her,she's been around for a thousand years *HOLY FUCK! I'M A YOUKAI!!*
Reminded me of Isaac and Miria in the end of Baccano.

>> No.213811

>>213793
HE'S DYING?! OH FUCK IS HE BEING KILLED?

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213814

>>213807
WHAT!

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>>213804
Shirou's gonna learn faster if he hangs around Sakura

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213818

>>213811
Does that mean... I'll die?

>> No.213822

>>213818
No, you'll have sex. Naked, even though it's a scary fact.

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>>213814
That's right. Sex makes babies.

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213836

>>213822
Even though she's younger than me, I do agree that I'd learn a lot from Sakura. She is a very smart girl, after all.

>> No.213838

>>213758AND her mom.

Marisa's mom is dead and her dad is a abusive bastard.
but yea her little sister.

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213839

>>213824

>> No.213842

>>213817
Damaged goods.

>> No.213851

>>213836
I love shirou threads.

>> No.213854

>>213839

What, you think a penguin just delivered you like a package?

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213861

Its amazing how shirou manages to get rest having foursomes every waking moment

>> No.213870

>>213861

Something's distinctly wrong here...

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213871

>> No.213874

>>213861
you'd rest easily too if you were that clueless.

>> No.213875

>>213870
considering its one of the rare instances the ladies aren't riding his dick?

>> No.213883

>>213870

yeah the disturbing lack of saber! fuck you heaven's feel!

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213885

>>213875
Sorry you must have been misinformed. I don't own a car, nor do I call it "dick".

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213893

>>213883

>> No.213898

>>213885
oh shirou, you're still so young.

>> No.213894

>>213838
This may be the thing that kicks it into her head that she's not human,think of outliving your own sister....

Damn but that would make a good doujin.

>> No.213976

>>213894
not just that but she will outlive Reimu if she becomes a youkai.

>> No.214017

>>213976

fuck that reimu is the one i least want to die

>> No.214041

>>213384
NOW NEITHER OF THEM WILL BE VIRGINS

>> No.214051

>>214041
But that's not a clone...

>> No.214054

>>213976
See
>>213758
I have a feeling nether of these girls are gonna stay human.

>> No.214123

>>214054
Reimu cant let herself not be human it's absolutely against her code.

>> No.216296

>>214123

Since when did Reimu ever have a "code?" Besides, you know, "take life easy and kick the asses of anyone who bothers me too much?"

Marisa is probably gonna end up a youkai magician like Alice or Patchy, and Reimu's likely gonna end up either a goddess or turn into Yukari.

>> No.216320

How does one turn into a Youkai anyway?

>> No.216323

>>216320

magic

>> No.216324

>>216323
Is it something they can choose to do or some outside force?

>> No.216326

>>216296
>Marisa is probably gonna end up a youkai magician like Alice or Patchy,

I don't know much about the actual Touhou canon, but I thought Alice and Patchy were born youkai.

>> No.216329

People die if they have sex.

>> No.216333

>>216324

it has never been explained, maybe some fan work has gone into it but i dont remember anything.

>>216326

I vaugley recall something about alice having turned herself into a youkai by magic somehow

>> No.216335

>>213861
Is this a Sky Girls parody?

>> No.216341

I don't think Marisa would turn into a youkai.

>> No.216347

>>213804
>they are corrupting you shirou
>
>dont listen to them anymore and hang out with sakura more instead

so instead of learning "sex makes babies" he'll learn "worms make the dirt and the dirt makes the earth"

>> No.216358

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y%C5%8Dkai

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216359

>>213861

>> No.216371

>>216324

It's not a choice, it's a side effect of using too much magic. It corrupts you.

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216372

>>216341

>> No.216384

>>216372
STFU! RACISM STILL EXISTS!

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216388

>>216384
No wai that something i see only on TV and Internet really exists.

>> No.216396

>>216371
Can becoming a youkai really be considered being 'corrupted'? Youaki are awesome.

...and they don't HAVE to eat human flesh.

>> No.216398

>>216326
>I don't know much about the actual Touhou canon, but I thought Alice and Patchy were born youkai.

Patchy's origins have never been mentioned, not even in any doujin that I know of. Alice is tricky because she has two origin stories:

1) In the PC-98 games she's the daughter of Shinki, the ruler of Pandemonium and basically the Touhou version of Satan.
2) In the Windows games she supposedly started as a human girl and turned into a youkai through years of careless magic use.

What makes this extra confusing is that it is hinted in PCB that Alice actually remembers the pre-Windows continuity and has carried over a grudge for Reimu from it.

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>> No.216407

>>213436
>family
>parents
>sister
NO REIMU NOOOOOOOO!

>> No.216409

>>216398
In our world we use the birth of christ as reference point to measure time, in touhou it's windows ?

>> No.216413

>>216335
lolwut?

>> No.216415

>>216409

They use the birth of Bill Gates, our real lord and savior from the shit that is Macintosh.

>> No.216419

>>216335
Yeah sure ... it's a parody of sky girls that came out 4 years after this picture was made.

>> No.216658

>>216341
Quite a few here have said you do it by "careless use of magic" I can't think of anybody more careless then Marisa.....

Honestly I think a doujin where Marisa is with her sister when she dies and it hits her she's a youkai would be amazing,if depressing.

>> No.216668

>>216398
This can be easily solved by saying Shinki adopted her as a disciple and turned her into a youkai

>> No.216675
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216675

Some become youkai by living long enough (cats, rabbits, trees, every living thing), others through (magic) training or power. (miko by sleeping to much)

>> No.216680

When people die in touhou/gensyoko, where do they go? There are a few ghosts and creatures from the underworld around. Even if they died, they'd still do the same thing, wouldn't they?

>> No.216681

>>216668
Why not say:

Shinki created a number of humans for her experiments. (for pure educational purpose)
She trained them in magic and tested out if they can become youkai and Alice was the only one who passed.

>> No.216685

>>216680
You can always go to hell.
Otherwise, you'll "live" a peaceful "life" in the netherworld listening to the Prismriver concerts.
However, you won't have a human form anymore.

>> No.216691

>>216658
I like the way you think.

Fap fap fap

>> No.216692

>>216681
Because then I would wonder why there's no game about Alice going around and defeating the other potentials.

>> No.216694

Can ghosts still use magic though? Couldn't they make themselves look human?

>> No.216695

>>216681
That's pretty depressing. Alice was created as an experiment and now she lives alone trying to create independently moving dolls, kinda like how she was created. She has no friends and lives alone. ;_;

>> No.216714

>>216695

If anything, Alice comes across as one of those people who prefers living alone.

I think beforehand she's had some bad roommate experiences.

>> No.216715

>>216695
I haven't thought about it much, but now that you mention it I like the idea. Aren't dolls like "creating the perfect human"?

>> No.216749

>>216715
No that's just rozen maiden. Dolls usually just play on little girls' desires to get pregnant.

>> No.216753

>>216749
I just quoted that from GitS

>> No.216760

>>216753
No wonder it's nonsense then.

>> No.216762

>>216760
That's /a/ talk

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