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2133482 No.2133482 [Reply] [Original]

Are moon rabbits' feet still lucky, because if so I'mma headed to that moonpeople's hallway place with a shotgun loaded with birdshot and a machete.

>> No.2133485
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No no, it's EARTH rabbits.

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<--------------You are this guy right??

>> No.2133497


good luck with that.

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Boy, do you know what this is?

Allow me to enlighten you. This is the .45 ACP Glock 36, loaded with Federal HSTs. It is one of the world's most effective pistol cartridges, combining superb accuracy and stopping power, in exchange for limited armor piercing capabilities.

However, since you're wearing a t-shirt... I doubt you'll have time to begrudge the manufacturers for that decision.

Reflect on your mistakes in the next life.

>> No.2133529

Well, given that everything from the Moon is more Mary Sue-ish, I figure it'd be a reasonable conclusion to draw that Moon Rabbits' Feet would be at least an order of magnitude luckier.

Failing that, I could convince someone ELSE that they are luckier and recoup the costs of the trip by selling them.

Don't you mean clip?

>> No.2133578

The blazer+tie+colorful wrinkled ears aren't exactly good armor OR camo.

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>> No.2133612


Wait, what do you do with the rest of them once you catch them?

>> No.2133642

The humane thing to do would be to stuff them and mount them.

But, hell, I figure I'd just release them back in the wild... You know... half conscious and with bloody stumps in lieu of feet. I'd laugh... like... a lot.

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>> No.2133689



/k/ommando reporting in. The correct term is magazine, or as the original poster so admirably put it, cartridges. You may be a trolling troll, and if you are then you're particularly fucking stupid. "Clip" indeed.

Get the fuck out of here.

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>> No.2133702

What? Why would you want to fuck animals?

And why is this man's penis unconnected to anything?

gtfo, /k/tard.

>> No.2133711

translation of the moonrunes?

>> No.2133725

>>It hurts.... It hurts...
>>Mommy... Help...

>> No.2133727

Are you supposed to nail rabbits in the lungs or is that deer?

>> No.2133732

Many thanks.

Still, such tiny, unimpressive feet cannot be THAT lucky.

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>> No.2133783


Would've shot her in the brainstem, myself. It makes for a quicker, cleaner kill.

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I want my rabbits alive and kicking in my stomach.

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>> No.2133957

So what happens if Reisen gives you a footjob?

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She becomes useful.