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2128561 No.2128561 [Reply] [Original]

Dear /jp/,

With the rising amount of waste we produce every year, and power we use, we are hurting the environment! So do your part by fapping greener!

- Do you use tissues, or maybe paper towels to clean up or cum on to? Save on paper! Instead of using a whole sheet, purchase rolls of Select-A-Size paper towels and use a single, half-sized sheet. Better yet, use a rag or cloth you can wash. If you're worried about water usage, use it a few times and then wash it.

- After using that paper towel, don't throw it away! It can be turned in to compost! There is a simple guide here to composting that left over paper towel:

http://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/organicgardening/compost_pf.php

Your fapping can result in a beautiful garden or landscape with proper care and disposal of paper towels.

- Buy paper, you can save on electricity! Hentai doujinshi, or hentai comic books can provide a large amount of fapping material for a reasonable cost, and save you tons on electricity! Some of us fap a couple hours a week, and some maybe 20-30+! If you have it in paper format, you can turn off the PC, or at least the monitor, saving precious electricity.

If you can think up more ideas on how to go green with your fapping, share them! By fapping, we can make the world a better place. So do your party, /jp/.

>> No.2128565

>>2128561
>do your party

I meant do your part.

>> No.2128570

Going green is a myth perpetrated by business-minded lobbyists.

>> No.2128576

I taste my cum on occasion. Don't use any tissues when I do that.

>> No.2128577

I just cum onto my carpet and rub it in.

Sucks for whoever moves into this apartment after I leave.

>> No.2128585

But the waste of trees and resources for printing those paper editions is big enough to make the energy consumption ridiculous next to it

>> No.2128583

>>2128577
>>2128576
That's great, you two. You're already helping save the environment! Keep up the good work.

>> No.2128596

>>2128585
they would've printed them whether you bought it or not anonymous

>> No.2128625

I hook C4 to huge canisters of DDT, put them on my truck and drive them into the woods, and blow them up.

>> No.2128644

I have my monitor set to turn off after 30 minutes of no activity for those times when I just pass out in front of the computer.

>> No.2128649

>>2128596
and electricity gets created whether we use it or not.

The only thing you could boast by not using your PC would be paying less on your energy bill.
Which you in turn spent on manga and paperversions. Those take space to store and time to organize.

Have fun with that.

This whole thread is a fucking joke.
Going Green? Eat your own cum. That's about as far as you can go.

>> No.2128645

>>2128625
>>2128577
fucking lold

>> No.2128654

>This whole thread is a fucking joke.
Bingo!

>> No.2128660

>>2128561

Why don't you kill yourself OP? I'm sure that'll make the world a lot "greener"

>> No.2128667

>>2128660

Your death can result in a beautiful garden or landscape with proper care and disposal of dead bodies.

>> No.2128689

>>2128667
So.
While leaving your body to rot certainly makes for good fertilizer, ashes also have plenty of potential, which one is the best?

>> No.2128703

>>2128689

I would say rotting as it is easier and more "natural"

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