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Pedophile Fri May 3 03:16:04 2019 No.21279200 [Reply] [Original]

How do you win at rock-paper-scissors against Satori?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 03:39:51 2019 No.21279281 >>21279200 be Koishi

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 04:01:59 2019 No.21279338 think of her moist cunny

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 04:13:45 2019 No.21279364 Call her a dirty cheater and tell her you won't be her friend anymore if she does it again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 05:45:08 2019 No.21279613 >>21279200 Pull down your pants and show her your erect lolicon penis. She won't be able to focus on reading your mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 07:46:07 2019 No.21279934 >>21279613 Are non-lolicons just screwed, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:27:48 2019 No.21280616 >>21279364 She will know you're bluffing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:34:23 2019 No.21280651 >>21279934 Non-lolicons over 30 can channel their pure virgin energy into a powerful mystical blast 『LOLI BOLT』 to temporarily disable her third eye and win like a normal person.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:37:51 2019 No.21280669 >>21279200 Let your mind wander and play with your instinct.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:49:45 2019 No.21280740 you mating press her

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 10:57:32 2019 No.21280782 File: 552 KB, 1372x1580, E9166769-07E5-4770-9399-2204BFCFBC3B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Use pure instinct.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:01:23 2019 No.21280808 >>21280669 >>21280782 But what if my instinct is to push her down and fuck her raw?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:07:49 2019 No.21280837 File: 263 KB, 769x764, 0A14950A-CB59-419C-B412-2767BBC8D299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21280808 But anon, you are just a mere human. Maybe try when you become a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:09:33 2019 No.21280843 >>21279200 use paper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvKQsjanpTo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:12:55 2019 No.21280863 >>21280808 Just keep thinking about doing that and Satorin will get too horny to focus on the game. Just remember to lovingly kiss her while ramming her tiny womb.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:14:15 2019 No.21280871 >>21280863 >kiss her Why would I want the taste of cat ass in my mouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:20:25 2019 No.21280912 >>21280871 think of kissing her on the neck then

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:37:36 2019 No.21280989 >>21279200 You have to switch your decision at the last possible moment

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:55:15 2019 No.21281088 >>21280989 but if he thinks of that plan during the game Satori will see it coming

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 11:59:49 2019 No.21281109 >>21281088 If you are perfect in execution, she will have no idea which move you throw until exactly when it happens. You only have to keep changing your answer on an arbitrary rhythm.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 12:08:59 2019 No.21281157 >>21279200 Rape her if she plays anything but paper, that way she'll read your intentions and be forced to play paper, then all you have to do is play scissors.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 12:15:53 2019 No.21281193 >>21281157 what if she wants to get raped?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 12:23:23 2019 No.21281218 >>21281193 Why would she want that?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 3 12:24:23 2019 No.21281224 >>21281218 if you think about it loudly enough it might drown her normal thoughts

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 00:47:47 2019 No.21284644 >>21279200 You don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 01:31:52 2019 No.21284882 File: 136 KB, 854x1203, D5o8DFgUIAAjIkD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 02:26:53 2019 No.21285166 >>21279338 I don't think presenting a boner is an appropiate answer in rock-paper-scissors.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 03:09:58 2019 No.21285323 >>21279200 Just be me. I literally don't think! (not Koishi)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 10:04:17 2019 No.21286654 >>21284882 I need to BREED the Satorin!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:18:48 2019 No.21286951 >>21279200 play cock-paper-scissors instead. you'd win unless she packs one

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:20:59 2019 No.21286967 >>21284882 thats a big all considering her small posture ease up on the sweets, you little hog, i dont want my children born with diabetus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:26:48 2019 No.21286991 File: 24 KB, 514x637, e6abe40f385ac5ffa64abfe25acd981a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21286967 Running through the countryside with Satorin!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:29:45 2019 No.21287003 >>21279200 Don't think. If you think about doing something do the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:52:49 2019 No.21287083 >>21286991 i want to breed satori in the tall grass around the countryside !

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:55:28 2019 No.21287091 >>21287083 Satori is not an animal! If you're going to have sex with her, do it the normal way, in the bedroom and in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 11:57:41 2019 No.21287101 >>21287091 Satori is going to give a natural birth in a river!

Anonymous Sat May 4 12:00:14 2019 No.21287113
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>>21287083
No!! Countryside is for admiring and jogging through with Satorin while playfully teasing her for failing to keep up, then having her hand over your shoulder after she's completely exhausted from jogging!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 12:02:14 2019 No.21287121 >>21287113 sounds like a good way to tire her out when you are going to rape her, dont want too much flailing afterall once i lay my blubberly 125kg smelly NEET body over her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 12:12:09 2019 No.21287160 File: 1.97 MB, 5481x4299, a4edd60517c86183eee23a48e45272d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21287121 No!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 12:15:42 2019 No.21287185 >>21287160 one rarely gets to see a worn out and tired satori, what else would you make of that situation?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 12:27:42 2019 No.21287244 File: 392 KB, 800x800, 1378113150938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21287185 Carry her to bed, tuck her in, and give her a kiss on the cheek!

Anonymous Sat May 4 15:00:15 2019 No.21287956

Attain enlightenment, the sublimation of the self.

It will give you some nifty powers in Gensokyo and as a secondary boon will protect you against Satori. It's hard but you can walk the middle path. Become a Bodhisattva. Don't let those filthy Satori reading your mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:01:20 2019 No.21287965 >>21287244 can i give her a bath?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:02:01 2019 No.21287967 File: 736 KB, 826x1208, 1542892008481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21287956 But I want this filthy Satori reading my mind. This one specifically.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:02:11 2019 No.21287969 think of the rock, paper, and scissors in a different language

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:05:51 2019 No.21287987 File: 1.14 MB, 1054x1600, 189c89aeec51f9acb5eef0e1fcf27945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21287965 If she wants you to, go ahead!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:07:52 2019 No.21288003 >>21287987 I will be very thorough! VERY thorough! I will clean every nook and crevice!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:09:37 2019 No.21288011 File: 221 KB, 840x1062, D5tEWmCUIAAc8lS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 15:09:41 2019 No.21288012 >>21287244 >>21287987 Can I enjoy her sweaty tiny body first? I promise I won't do anything too terrible, and I'll try to stop if she tells me she doesn't like it.

Anonymous Sat May 4 15:27:11 2019 No.21288093
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>>21288012
>>21288003
Please do not be lewd to the Satorin, she's so trusting of you that she allows you to help her with something this private, don't lose her trust!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 18:26:33 2019 No.21289015 File: 165 KB, 600x789, 1489914920666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Change the game into a staring contest and think of funny things or a jumpscare to startle her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 18:33:08 2019 No.21289043 >>21288093 Atleast let me sniff her used panties when i do her laundry though?! This anon also has needs, goddamnit !!!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 18:45:06 2019 No.21289095 >>21289043 No!!! Please don't abuse her trust!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 18:46:21 2019 No.21289098 File: 109 KB, 201x314, 1524240542788.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21289043

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 18:49:40 2019 No.21289112 >>21288093 >>21289095 It's easy to talk, but it's extremely hard and painful to control myself! Satorin-chan fills me with desire, she makes my mind go blank and I can't think about anything but her!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 4 21:29:02 2019 No.21290080 YOU LOSE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:27:07 2019 No.21294778 Will a tin foil hat help?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:32:34 2019 No.21294800 By becoming the mayor! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDE5bxmX5Q8

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:42:39 2019 No.21294844 >>21294800 Is this the kind of thing Koishi watches?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 12:53:14 2019 No.21294895 >>21294844 Koishi is binging S6 of Salad Fingers at this very moment.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 14:13:30 2019 No.21295382 Koishi is a weirdo. No wonder Satori is so disappointed in her.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 5 23:52:26 2019 No.21297972 >>21279200 Confess true love.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 00:04:40 2019 No.21298020 >>21279200 Think the wrong choice repeatedly. Satori are actually really easily confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 13:45:10 2019 No.21300987 >>21279200 Mate press

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 14:14:15 2019 No.21301115 File: 441 KB, 743x620, 043350294f5d0a1e1212107c67eb4e16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21295382 You take that back, Satori loves her sister and would never be disappointed in her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 21:54:28 2019 No.21303450 >>21279338 >moist Prove it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 03:24:24 2019 No.21304516 >>21279200 Unleash the benis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 06:39:59 2019 No.21304958 File: 56 KB, 280x271, 7wFdMch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21301115

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 06:54:37 2019 No.21305001 >>21304958 It's even worse when you learn that she gave both her pets a 10. She loves her cat and bird much more than she loves her own sister. Even Marisa gave Koishi a higher score.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 07:11:21 2019 No.21305047 File: 54 KB, 850x478, yaju-rock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnX0K8bXqAg How do you win at rock-paper-scissors against Tadokoro?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 07:20:10 2019 No.21305089 >>21279200 Have fast reflexes, even if she can read your mind, reacting is entirely different.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 7 18:17:30 2019 No.21308241 >>21305001 as an Older Brother, koishi is a piece of shit. this persistence on acceptance and independence will bring tears. retarded tears.

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