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ITT: Touhou characters that you could win against with bare hands. Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 01:58:13 No.21262122 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 02:02:41 No.21262136 kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 02:04:44 No.21262144 File: 564 KB, 641x481, rge.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika is cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 02:10:33 No.21262157 File: 1.88 MB, 1736x2456, 1498625072734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21262136 Maybe we can salvage it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 15:53:46 No.21265278 bump

Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 17:49:52 No.21265875
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>>21262122
>Touhou characters that you could win against with bare hands
>Suika
This is some of the stupidest shit I have ever been unfortunate to read in my time here on this board.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 17:54:33 No.21265898
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>>21262122
I mean, what the fuck was going through your head when you were typing that shit out?
Suika is a damn oni. Just because Yuugi exceeds Suika in physical strength doesn't mean Suika is weak. Just because Suika exceeds Yuugi in magic doesn't mean Yuugi is weak with magic.

Unless Suika is feeling playful or is in a generally good mood, you're getting ground into a lump of meat or you will be tossed around like a damn ragdoll.

OP, what the fuck were you smoking. On what fucking planet did you think you had any chance to win against Suika of all people you literal idiot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 18:29:56 No.21266042 >>21265875 >>21265898 Yeah but can she beat the cock? Hmm ok then

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 18:53:22 No.21266137 >>21266042 "Cock" doesn't count as bare hands, I'm sure of it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 22:11:45 No.21266990 >>21265898 >Unless Suika is feeling playful or is in a generally good mood She'll still throw you around and beat you up when she's happy, you will probably just suffer less injury.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 22:19:33 No.21267024 File: 220 KB, 858x1199, kogasa_menacing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21262122 I could destroy her if I weren't careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 22:37:24 No.21267099 >>21262122 OP confirmed to be fucking killed by the oni

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 30, 2019 22:41:03 No.21267111 >>21262122 are you fucking stupid or what? Suika would fucking crush you, choose a human at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, May 1, 2019 02:04:49 No.21267823 >>21262144 i miss coloredendings.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 03:56:37 No.21273656 I could beat everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 04:26:14 No.21273716 You couldn't even beat Daiyousei.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 05:36:45 No.21273938 >>21267111 I can 1/2/3/4 for reps faggot, this little girl stands no chance against my MIGHT, oni or whatever. I mean she's probably like 35kg with 0 muscle, meanwhile I'm 100kg with 10% bf, I could crush her by just sitting on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 08:31:06 No.21274457 Does holding their hand count as a win?

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 08:34:11 No.21274468 Does drinking their post-consumersake count as a win?

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 08:34:13 No.21274469 >>21266042 She´s had more cock than the entire population of japan put together when you were still wearing diapers. The question here is not if she can defeat the cock, but if you can survive a night of rowdy drunken sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 08:46:16 No.21274513 >>21274469 Wow what a slut, to think some people have her as a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 09:17:47 No.21274651 File: 2.62 MB, 1800x1273, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_snowcanvas__c5e2909648bfe9d27de0b4b08ac00f46.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21274513 There's nothing wrong with drunken party sluts as long as they're 2D

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 10:09:34 No.21274833 I can beat everyone I am actually Okina

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 10:12:02 No.21274840 >>21274833 i love you okina! you can beat me please!

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 10:14:48 No.21274852 >>21274833 Please tell your followers to stop invading threads

Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 11:02:13 No.21275088
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>>21262122
Unless they also fight with just their bare hands, I think Tupai is the only one I feel confident enough to win against. I mean it's fast as hell but compared to the other Touhou characters I'd take my chances with Tupai

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 11:06:38 No.21275113 >>21262122 Well, according to the PTSD thread, all of the Lunarians.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 11:41:20 No.21275282 File: 344 KB, 1200x1158, suika_1526521074145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika blyat

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 12:12:06 No.21275422 If she doesn't have her mallet, Shinmyoumaru is going down.

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 12:23:10 No.21275475 File: 169 KB, 734x481, cock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] every single one of them

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 18:58:05 No.21277127 Yuuka, I think I'm strong enough

>>	Anonymous Thu, May 2, 2019 22:22:06 No.21278093 >>21262122 No kidding I can fuck Kosuzu and Akyuu up. No one's gonna recognize them when I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 05:36:03 No.21279592 How are Onis real? Just throw beans at them like nigga.

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 05:45:40 No.21279616 Would Suika's pee be sweet like sake or sour like wine?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 05:54:37 No.21279633 >>21278093 Done with w-what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 06:51:13 No.21279802 >>21279633 Tic tac toe

>>	Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 10:28:30 No.21280621 Probably Daiyousei, and only if i catch her off-guard...

Anonymous Fri, May 3, 2019 10:36:10 No.21280660

>>21279592
>>21262122
Does blessing your fists, dipping them in colloidal silver made with holy water, rubbing garlic on them, mashing beans with them, then powdering them with ash count as bare handed? If so, you could probably take a lot of 2hus that way.

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