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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.21255121
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>>21255115
Fresh start!

>> No.21255122

Maids are olev

>> No.21255124 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyVA5PIl-Ys

>> No.21255136
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Ever notice Yeti paws are so big they could easily cover a man’s face? You can bet they have.

>> No.21255141

>>21255129
Whats the appeal of viccy? She seems like kind of a bland donut stealim.

>> No.21255143 [DELETED] 

>>21255136
I want a Yeti to take a hot steamy dump in my mouth

>> No.21255148

>>21255141
The person who made her assumes that everyone likes her and posts as such

>> No.21255151

>>21255148
God forbid someone posts new art of something.

>> No.21255152

>>21255136
considering how soft they supposedly are, I assume many would pay for that to happen to them

>> No.21255154

>>21255136
Welcome to the Himalayas!

>> No.21255155

>>21255151
Content needs to fuck off

>> No.21255158

>>21255148
Don't be like that anon.

>> No.21255159

>>21255155
Why?

>> No.21255161
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Good girls get the PAT.

>> No.21255164

>>21255152
People act like there's some sort of content filter on what can be posted to these threads, and as such that means "if its posted = absolutely everyone in the thread is okay with it". I hope people have some common sense, but the loudest one usually don't.

>> No.21255166

>>21255159
If this thread has no new content then it will finally die and be moved to /trash/ like the garbage that it is.

>> No.21255169

>>21255161
Bad ones get the RAT.

>> No.21255173

Can we finally get the autist(s) raiding this place banned?

>> No.21255175

>>21255166
>t. has made 10 different threads about individual touhou characters today

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>> No.21255182

>>21255159
Because he's an autistic parasite that stays in a thread he hates to spam it with garbage all day.

Remember, the only way to get rid of the garbage is that everyone reports them so the mods take notice of the mass reports.

>> No.21255184

>>21255177
>Cosplay trash
>EMG garbage
>>>/c/

>> No.21255186

>>21255148
I like her.
>>21255164
People are silly, there's a bunch of things I don't like but if I screamed about all of them the thread would be a dumpster fire until I was banned.
Those guys just need to chill.

>> No.21255190

>>21255166
See, you overplayed your hand now. Now everyone knows you're the buttblasted little native who just can't stand to let others have fun in their one thread. I mean, we all knew that before, but you really can't get any more obvious and that's pretty sad.

>> No.21255197

Feel free to use this. Mods need to take notice of the spammer already.

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

>> No.21255199

>>21255164
did I say something out of place? If, so I'm sorry (and just to clarify, I was talking about hand paws, not feet. In case you thought that was what I was talking about)

>> No.21255207
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Official lion girl fucking when? Ocelomeh didn't scratch the itch.

>> No.21255209

>>21255197
You can try IRC as well

>> No.21255212

>>21255177
I would kill any number of innocents just to get a whiff of one of her farts.

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>>21255199
He quoted the wrong post. I hope.

>>21255207
What didn't you like about them?

>> No.21255214

>>21255197
Pretty sure he's ban evading. I'd even be willing to bet he's the guy from the /a/ days. This site has people with serious autism in some cases so I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.21255217

>>21255199
Eh wasn't exactly directed at you in particular sorry, just complaining about the state of the threads in general sometimes.

>>21255186
Common sense and autism don't come in the same package.

>> No.21255219

>>21255184
Fuck off. Don't you ever be rude to a lady.

>> No.21255222

I managed to get into the thread early, nice.
Posting resources:
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ

>> No.21255223

>>21255214
well yea, this thread has people who can't talk to girls so they fantasize about fucking some exotic cartoon animals

>> No.21255229 [DELETED] 

>>21255219
Have sex.

>> No.21255230
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Canines seem to be far and away more popular and liked as a whole than felines in these threads. Is that a correct observation? What's the reason? What case can you make for either side?

>> No.21255236

>>21255223
No really. What went so wrong in your life that you feel the need to spam a thread you don't like day in and day out?

>> No.21255237

>>21255229
With a cute monstergirl.

>> No.21255243

>>21255237
Monstergirls aren't real and they never will be. Go outside for once and talk to some real women.

>> No.21255248

>>21255230
I just like foxes. Don't particularly care for standard dog girls over standard cat girls.

>> No.21255253

>>21255243
Real women suck though.

>> No.21255254

>>21255253
Don't reply, genius.

>> No.21255257

>>21255213
Nothing really wrong with ocelomeh in my opinion, I just was hoping for a lion girl and they were close but no cigar. I am glad that South America is being explored as a region, but Africa is also untouched territory. You'd think the rulers of the animal kingdom from one of the most diverse and hostile climates on earth would have a rep by now.

>> No.21255260

>>21255236
You retards keep raiding my discord servers, so fuck you

>> No.21255261 [DELETED] 

>>21255253
Keep seething virgin.

>> No.21255267

>>21255260
I think you're raiding the wrong place then, because this is news to me.

>> No.21255269

>>21255121
Should I watch senko?

>> No.21255270

I wonder how long it's gonna take for him to realize that he's hurting himself far more than anyone who likes it here. Devoting so much of yourself to negativity must be awful.

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>>21255186
People seem to like her and her daughteru enough to draw them. It's nice. Sure not everyone is guaranteed to like them, but I haven't seen active dislike for them.

>> No.21255277

>>21255270
Personally, I wish I could see him now. His life must be so pathetic and I could do with a laugh.

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>>21255269
Sure

>> No.21255285

>>21255269
I'd recommend skipping the after credits thing (its for the people who wanna self insert as the male protag), but otherwise it's fantastic and heartwarming!

>> No.21255286

>>21255269
I would reccomend it. And if watching anime isn't your thing, you could also read the manga. It's very wholesome stuff

>> No.21255287

>>21255271

Considering what kind of posts have shown up in this thread just now, it's a safe assumption that the malicious reaction is not constructive and purely spiteful and should be disregarded.

>> No.21255288
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>>21255230
For one, foxes have a huge presence beyond MGE.
Canines in general have the whole loyalty aspect that's a big appeal, you don't get that so much with cats. And canine behaviors in general.
Hellhounds exist. Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.

>> No.21255290

>>21255277
No way it can be anymore pathetic than all of the virgins here who spend all day masturbating to cartoons

>> No.21255294

>>21255285
>(its for the people who wanna self insert as the male protag)
So most the viewers?

>> No.21255299

>>21255230
The only popular cat girl is the Cheshire. Werecat, Nekomata and Sphinx have all but been entirely forgotten about

>> No.21255301

>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.
Avatarfags. Not even once.

>> No.21255303

>>21255288
>not sure why
I think we all know why,

>> No.21255304

>>21255294
I sometimes self insert as the females.

>> No.21255306

>>21255294
I'm not him, but I'd just watch it for the cute little fox, not really for the plot or the self inserting either.

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>>21255299
I still like Sphinxes. But I am primarily a canidposter.

>> No.21255321

>>21255248
I meant the full spectrum. Canines including kobolds, inari, werewolves, hellhounds, anubi, etc. and felines including nekomata, cheshires, jinko, ocelomeh, etc.

Just in terms of the amount of art foxes and wolves appear to be #1 worldwide, followed by cats and aquatic species.

>> No.21255331

>>21255286
Seconding this. The anime looks pretty good but the manga has a very distinct and cute sketchy artstyle that puts you at ease and makes the characters look very soft and appealing.

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Fox in socks.

>> No.21255340

>>21255321
Cats and dogs have been household pets for millennia anon. Pet owners and society as a whole already romanticize them as almost human, it's no wonder that people tend to gravitate towards species like that when it comes to monstergirls.

>> No.21255346

>>21255334
Fox in socks using my head as a pillow for her butt.

>> No.21255347

>>21255334
Apparently wearing socks during sex makes the sex feel better. Be careful around the Fox in the socks.

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>>21255321

It helps that Fox girls have always been popular.

>> No.21255356

>>21255347
You didn't happen to hear this from the fox, did you?

>> No.21255359

>>21255340
This is true. The bond between dogs and humans is so strong at this stage that newborn pups are born to instinctively recognize humans as caregivers and family members. Cats developed a distinct meow to imitate human children and get people to care for them. It's pretty amazing when you think about it, that they've both developed and evolved with humans in mind.

>> No.21255366

>>21255356
Nuh-uh, there's science and stuff!

>> No.21255375

>>21255230
>What's the reason
dogs tend to appeal to men,
cats for women.

>> No.21255380
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>>21255346
facepillow

>>21255269
suupa air con anny may shun

>> No.21255386

>>21255351
I saw a fox near my place recently. It seemed kind of smug. They must know.

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>>21255366
Can't argue with that.

>> No.21255404

Does your monster wife have a preferred place she goes to eat or drink when she wants something nice? Sometimes imagining little things like that can make things even more comfy.

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>>21255359
I'd bet at this point there's a little evolution on humans' part that causes us to have some natural positive disposition towards dogs. At least among groups that have a history of dog domestication.

>> No.21255416

>>21255409
Toxoplasmosis is a real thing for cats. Perhaps doggoplasmosis exists too.

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>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big
Opinion disregarded

>> No.21255422

>>21255417
Look mate, it's just a fact that they don't get posted anywhere near as much as they used to.
It's not like they're gone, just diminished.

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>>21255386
Of course they do.

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>>21255423
Curse these lewd foxes.
I'd be lying if I said they didn't at least somewhat contribute to my playing through Muramasa.

>> No.21255486

>>21255141
It's fun to bully Losenis by calling Viccy generic and a Esdeath clone, Derrota is better

>> No.21255500

>>21255486
I’m not exactly a fan of Victoria but at least she’s more interesting than Mari.

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>> No.21255523

>>21255486
When isn't bullying Lose fun.

>> No.21255527

>>21255486
I want to bully lilims

>> No.21255533

>>21255521
God soon they'll draw the damn tail between the shoulderblades

Fuckin' put it where the human tailbone is. Fuck your ass lust.

>> No.21255576

>>21255533
There's no way to get around the fact the tailbone is too low for that and loli ass is too important.

>> No.21255582

>Go to Zipangu wearing the thickest armor possible
>Fight Kunoichi and Ochimusha alike
I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE

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>>21255486
>>21255523
>>21255527
Fuk u
>>21255500
How will Mari ever recover?

>> No.21255609

>>21255521
sly as a fox
you got me under your spell

>> No.21255623

>>21255591
She's in two games, she doesn't need to.

>> No.21255637

>>21255591
Lilim are made for bullying! It's the spade tail I just want to grab it and bully one

>> No.21255650

>>21255623
Also apperently in a kc approved book if mari-tan is telling the truth.

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>>21255637

>> No.21255682

>>21255650
for realsies?

>> No.21255686

>>21255676
what happens when you write that on your dingus?

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>>21255637
In succubus culture that's a marriage proposal.

So don't expect that to be easy.

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>>21255686
It gets bullied

>> No.21255695

>>21255380
Speak English! Why is that not a law everywhere?

>> No.21255705

>>21255682
Yeah. Last time mari-tan was ribbed for mari being a thot pre-retcon is when she said it.

>> No.21255709

>>21255230
That left wolfu is gonna get some pups. Right would be a good maid.

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>>21255288
>Cheshires used to be really big too but they kinda fell off, not sure why.
You don't need to think very hard to figure out what kind of anon would latch onto a smug cat that finds a husband by shitposting him into insanity.
She remains one of the most popular MGE girls the moment you leave the thread.

>> No.21255718

>>21255710
Cheshires are nice and pretty unique when not taken to the extreme. We also had that greentext of a cutie eros cheshire. If you assume they have individuality and don't all conform to the memes they're really very good girls.

>> No.21255720

>>21255710
Cats are very loving and affectionate, in their own way. I think sometimes the "smug prankster" thing overshadows that, but as long as its remembered Cheshires can be as good a girl as anybody else.

>> No.21255732

>>21255710
She, Apophis, Manticore, Hellhound, and maybe Demon are probably the biggest girls historically

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>>21255710
These threads usually go through fads. You'll see it happen every time a new girl is made, or they just randomly occur with some other girls. Right now there's a lilim fad because all the drawfags feel the need to have their own unoriginal, OC lilim right now. Seen a lot of posting about draphs too lately. Point is, a lot of these girls fade off into obscurity while the popular ones temporarily take a back seat and regain their top spot again.

>> No.21255761

>>21255742
Draph posting is eternal. It will never die. Only bide its time until it is time to strike.

>> No.21255830

>>21255761
I want to mating press the fuck out of a Draph in the worst kind of way.

>> No.21255832

>>21255213
They’re more like Jaguars/Panthers than proper lions

>> No.21255852

>>21255121
Why do foxes make that gang sign with their hands?

>> No.21255856

>>21255591
I wanna fuck Derrota

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>>21255830
I to would like to mating press those shortstacks, but what do you mean by worse kind of way?

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>>21255761
>Draph posting is eternal
No Erune love

>> No.21255867

>>21255852
looks like a fox head. thumb, middle, and ring finger is the head, index and pinky are the ears.

>> No.21255888

>>21255862
I'd just go around, finding places to press them into the floor and fill them with enough seed to distend their stomach slightly.

>> No.21255918

>>21255866
Erunes are great too.

>> No.21255922

>>21255761
I want a Draph Pharaoh.

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>>21255866
Erunes are greats, but MGE has equivalents already.

>>21255888
jesus anon thats lewd. Probably use every surface in your house in no time due to draphs being so sexy.

>>21255922
IMAGINE the god voice.

>> No.21255943

>>21255922
Imagine the thighs. Imagine the tits! Imagine the hair!

>> No.21255944

>>21255720
One of the people in my apartment has a cat. Every day when I get home from work, I can see them watching me from the window.

It's kinda nice having someone--if not happy--at least taking notice that you're home.

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>>21250755
>>21251365
>after a sudden surge of excellent customers, old kikimora's maid cafe is dangerously understaffed
>she calls in a recruitment specialist Ratatoskr to help find new maids, under the precondition that she gets help finding a husband too
>Rata really outdoes herself, and brings in a fresh crop of top-quality maids from around the world
>rare albino kikimora with a hot slavic accent wants to show you how they treat 'myastarrs' back in the old country, may or may not be ex-spetsnaz
>traditionally trained, prim and proper victorian style english cheshire maid who keeps her hair in a tight bun and takes her work very seriously, until she gets a hold of some catnip
>chuuni kunoichi maid with a bad habit of speaking in haiku and one-liners, constantly striking cool poses and showing off the vixen insignia on her thigh
>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
>more-than-slightly-yan titania who just keeps following you into the maid cafe, nobody knows who she is but she sure knows a lot about you
>a freshly monsterized nerdcubus maid who is still learning to control her succubus powers but very dearly wants a master who will teach her lewd things
>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
>gloomy, kuu flow kelp maid who only just drifted in from the open sea and needs a crash-course on how humans work
>tundranubis meido who acts like she's got you wrapped around her finger but wears spats under her skirt and blushes if you say the p-word, secretly very pure and innocent
>freckly, red-headed, thick, cheeky irish fox barmaid who can easily drink you under the table and brews her own fine malt whiskey
>mysterious Nurarihyon that's always been your faithful maid, you've loved and trusted her for years! How could you forget?
>this batch of maids has comparable [meido powah] to their predecessors, maybe higher
>are you a bad enough dude to take one home?

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>>21255936
>Erunes are greats, but MGE has equivalents already.
Just like Draphs

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>>21255949
I'm taking the Rata!

>> No.21255962

>>21255936
>Posting NTR

>> No.21255963

>>21255347
This trick works regardless of species. Pro tip to bully your Alp: make them wear striped thigh high or knee high socks while fucking them. It makes them progress through the stages faster.

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grope the slimes

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>>21255954
Hobgobos are worse than draphs while Erunes are worse than MGE kitsune, but i guess you are technically correct.

>>21255962
Thank you for correction. Didn't know.

>> No.21255977

>>21255963
>Early stage Alp girlfriend is borderline trap
>Make her wear striped socks, striped panties, a surgical facemask and everything
>Within a week, she's a voluptuous, burgeoning, busty, fat assed big tittied late-stage Alp
Thanks for the tip!

>> No.21255978

>>21255949
>>a bunch of cute kobold maids who love being praised and specialize in serving disabled masters
I need one. I hope she's good with chronic illnesses too.

>> No.21255985

>>21255959
>>21255949
But... I'm the one who had originally said i had wanted the rata, not you...

seriously I am, im a little bit upset about it

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>>21255973
Actually Draphs are worse than MGE Holst

>> No.21255997

>>21255949
I'll take the albino Kiki.

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>>21255992
But holsts aren't a specific shortstack race unlike draphs. While Erunes are inferior tailless kitsune.

>> No.21256015

>>21255985
dude get kecked lemayo
Don’t worry about it

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>>21255978
>spoiler
but of course! They've all recieved long-term care training from the Grelia sabbath and are proficient in a wide variety of medical magicks. Let them administer the cafe's specialty pawbean therapy and ease your troubles.

>> No.21256020
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21256020

>>21255856
Dorito is not for sexuals

>> No.21256022

I just took a cocktail of drugs
So if I say anything mean while under the infleunce I just want you guys to know that I didn't mean it and I'm sorry.

>> No.21256023
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21256023

>>21256002
Draphs are just tailless short humans with horns. And yes same thing can be said about some Erune.

>> No.21256026

>>21256023
Touch the Yuel.
Love the Yuel.
FUCK THE YUEL.

>> No.21256028

>>21256019
Yes please!

>> No.21256038

>>21255949
>Titania isn't even an actual maid cafe employee, she just literally shows up to be your maid whenever you show up on site
That is the most perfect blend of cute and creepy for a yandere. I can't even imagine the look on her face if you broke your schedule one day and came at the "wrong" time, to the point that another maid seated you and brought you water. You'd never make the same mistake again.

>> No.21256041

>>21255949
Well I mean, If I already have a maid why would I need another? I guess my Nuraihyon maid must just be saying hello to some old friends.

>> No.21256043

>>21256020
The followup to that image says otherwise

>> No.21256046

>>21256043
You can't prove it.

>> No.21256051

>>21256023
My point is still that no Draph tier shortstack species exists in MGE.
On the other hand Erunes are a thing except even better.
Also why does yuel have a tail. I have her but i cant be arsed to do the fate episode to see why.

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21256055

>>21255954

i wish heles had tail

>> No.21256059

>>21255954
>Just like Draphs
Not quite. KC does oppai loli, not shortstack.

>> No.21256073

>>21256015
Yeah, im not too torn up about it, just kinda upset cuz I had written the post about taking the rata last thread, and i like rata a whole lot

>> No.21256081

>>21256073
Just how much do you love rata?

>> No.21256084

>>21255169
So do you fling a rat at them or what? Or do you out them in the same room as a Ratatoskr?

>> No.21256097

>>21256051
Something about her being close to the nine-tailed fox i think
Also Erunes aren't strictly foxs, see Andira who is a monkey.

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21256105

>>21255997
>pure white kikimora with snowy hair, perfectly fair skin and shining silver eyes
>a little softspoken, with a gentle Ukrainian accent
>looks beautiful and delicate like a snowdrop, but is oddly comfortable with a knife in her hand
>then again, she looks just a little bit sad whenever anything violent is brought up
>she makes a point of solemnly vowing to protect you when you take her into your service, though you never asked about that or mentioned you were in any danger
>whenever there's a loud noise anywhere near the house she sprints straight over to check on you, hiding something behind her back and scanning the room
>it takes several minutes and a good explanation to get her to relax again
>"Myastarr ees zafe. Is good... yes, ees good."
>then she respectfully bows, and leaves the room with a sigh

>> No.21256115

>>21256023
I kinda think it would be cute to see the odd girl with larger than average monstrous features, much like this. Imagine seeing pic related bouncing around in a crowd while you're out walking. The only thing you see bobbing above the sea of heads is the tips of two oversized ears, a long bushy tail. Of course, you'd want it to be selective to more or less fluffy girls, you don't want to see the unfortunate Queelag styled girl

>> No.21256120

>>21256081
I want to huff a rata's tail while i rail her from behind.

>> No.21256124

>>21255161
Just don't let her hear you say that

>> No.21256128

A young man is dragged down a scarlet carpet by a duo of muscular, armored guards, led by an Amazon.

"I'm telling you, I'm just a farmer!" He pleads. "I wasn't doing anything bad, I'm just lost!"

"Your innocence is for us to decide, weakling."

The man is brought before an obsidian throne, decorated with plush velvet cushions, seating a Demon. The Amazon takes a knee.

"Is this him?" The Demon asks, eyeing him over suspiciously.

"Yes, Milady." The Amazon nods.

"Are you sure? He looks like he wouldn't harm a Slime." The Demon smirks, crossing her legs.

"Can you not feel his energy?"

"He has a hero's spirit, but his attitude is completely different. I don't think he's a threat at all."

"See?" The young man interjects, glaring at the Amazon. He directs his attention toward the demon. "I've been lost for a few days, now, and I stumbled upon this place by complete accident."

"You wandered into a demon realm on accident?"

"I lost my glasses. It's difficult to tell which realm is which when all of the colors are blended together."

The Demon chuckles to herself. "To think that my general saw you as a threat, when you were helplessly bumbling around."

"A-am I wrong for being suspicious of him?" The Amazon barks.

"Certainly not. This was a pleasant surprise." The Demon smirks. "I was starting to get bored of the usual 'everyday hero tries to slay a demon' routine. But, I think our guest has more pressing matters to attend to."

The man smiles expectantly. "So, you'll let me go?"

The Demon laughs uproariously. "I'm going to give you a new home. A man with your energy will make quite the stud."

"Stud?"

The Demon removes herself from her throne, walking arrogantly toward the helpless man. Her red high-heels clicked as she stepped down from the dais. "Yes. You're going to be my army's new favorite toy." She lifted his head up by the chin. "If you're lucky, you might give us some excellent children."

The man silently stared at the Demon, with a look that betrayed his situation.

"What? Have you gone into shock? You really are a weakl-"

"You're really pretty." The man suddenly blurted out. "I-I mean, I probably shouldn't say that as a human, but..." He turned away, blushing softly. "You're gorgeous."

The Demon suddenly turned her back toward the man. "A-ahem! As I was saying, you will be given to the-"

"Your body is nice, too. I don't really like the outfit, though. I'm a modest boy at heart. But, I know a well-cared-for physique when I see it."

"What is the meaning of this?!"

"Sorry, was that too much?"

"No, I just... I've never heard that before. You're a strange one, I'll give you that."

"I always speak my mind. You're probably the prettiest thing I've seen in a while. Not that it means much, coming from me."

The Demon stamps the floor a bit, crosses her arms, and pouts.

"Milady?" The Amazon stammers.

The Demon takes a moment to compose herself. "Take him to my bed chamber." She whispers under her breath.

"Milady, I-"

"This is none of your concern! He and I have pressing matters to discuss."

Inspired by a post made last thread.

>> No.21256133

>>21256120
Well I want to sleep all day long cuddled in her tail!

>> No.21256136

>>21256128
Terrible spacing.

>> No.21256164

>>21256023
Stirrups are amazing.

>> No.21256169

>>21256038
At first you can't even tell, she carries herself like a professional maid that would give your average kikimora a run for their money. She knows the whole spiel perfectly and her uniform is very flattering on her.

For some reason she looks very flushed and excited when you use the hot towels she brings you, or if you order the "specialty cookies" she offers. Her tea and coffee are always extra-delicious too, though you're not really sure why.

>> No.21256177

>>21256105
She seems nice!

>> No.21256181

>>21255949
>>sweetheart ryuu maid who is very up-front about wanting a husband, the maid gig is just a means to lure in a good anon and capture him with her famous omurice
I want this one.

>> No.21256184

>>21256136
>spacing to separate dialogue
>bad spacing
I mean I know it's a meme, but at least apply it properly, you tremendous, boy-molesting fruit.

>> No.21256188

>>21256128
>no greentext
>double spaced
oof.

>> No.21256192

>>21256184
Maybe try lurking a little anon.

>> No.21256199

>>21256184
at least i have standards for the boys i molest, unlike your uncle

>> No.21256208

>>21255949
I want the rata-chan that's rightfully mine!

>> No.21256212

>>21256133
I want rata chan to sit on my face all day while she, plays with me with her tail!

>> No.21256222

>>21256181
She knows you do. Her uniform is snug in all the right places, and she worked hard to get good at talking to boys. It's just a matter of getting you to try her cooking and she'll steal your heart in no time.

>> No.21256236

>>21255949
>2018+1
>no trap option
i'm going to report you to the police, bigot

>> No.21256250

>>21256236
>Reverse trap maid
>Maid in butler outfit

>> No.21256254

>>21256184
>meme arrow or GTFO

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>>21255972

grope their core.

>> No.21256294

>>21255949
The one who becomes my bride will be determined by who has the best curtsy

>> No.21256326

>>21256250
also acceptable

what species is best reverse trap

>> No.21256346

>>21256326
Satyros

>> No.21256374

>>21256326
All

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>>21256250
It works.

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>>21256326
>mad hatter shrinks her assets down with illusions to look flat and petite beneath her suit
>you catch a glimpse of her reflection in your tea, then again through a spare glass
>she's got enormous knockers, they're just hidden to the naked eye
>sometimes out the corner of your eye you could swear they inflate to f-cups for maybe half a second

>tomboy wyvern has to keep her hair short or it gets tangled in her wings when she's racing
>typically wears a t-shirt and bloomers for practice
>to her small chest=better aerodynamics, she didn't even worry about it
>not until the day her crush bumped into her chest and asked if her 'ribs' were okay

>skinny holstaur's chest just won't grow, no matter how hard she tries
>she thinks it's a really big deal, is humiliated to be a flat cow who barely makes any milk
>she goes for the reverse trap angle in a desperate bid to attract a man despite her "mutation"
>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow

>> No.21256447
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21256447

i was thinking plant type

>captcha: palm trees

>> No.21256477

>>21256128
That's an eloquent farmer. It's also a very heretical farmer for an illiterate pleb who by all right should still fear for his soul.

>> No.21256482

>>21256431
>if only she had a husband to massage them and help them grow

>This happens
>they grow far larger than she could have hoped.

>> No.21256496

>>21256482

have to knock out a door to get her out
flatbed truck as an ambulance
emergency reduction surgery to prevent heart failure

>> No.21256500

>>21256128
Fuck you for putting in the effort to write more than a generic throwaway line, fag. Learn to space. Fucking big oof

>> No.21256557
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>>21256496
>she thought they were growing
>she was really just ignoring the symptoms of breast cancer

>> No.21256564
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21256564

>>21255949
I'll have a white russian from the pure Tundranubis meido

>> No.21256566
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>>21256482
>she knocks over yet another drink with the huge heaving milk tanks her husband gave her
>catches herself wishing they were small again, but then stops herself
>this is what she wished for, and her hubby loves them so much
>she just has to get used to them, right?
>eventually she gets pregnant and they swell even bigger
>they need to be milked several times every day
>she's so front-heavy with such a skinny frame that it's hard to balance

Oh dear.

>> No.21256586

>>21256212
>>21256133
I think about lewd stuff too much but, I would love to cuddle my wife, and just spend my days doting on my cute small squirrel waif!

>> No.21256599

>>21256566

At least being the envy of those she was envious of before is a nice silver lining.

>> No.21256605
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21256605

>>21256566
I want tomating press the shit out of that tsun cow. Like fuck i need to breed her so fucking bad it hurts.

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>>21256605
>pounce sturm and get ready to give her a final judgement dicking
>wrap yourself around and prepare to thrust like you've never thrusted before
>oh, she smells nice
>so soft
>hang on, just....
>zzzzz...

>> No.21256658

>>21256564
We're not so different, you and I.

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21256677

>>21256629
>sturm is taken

>> No.21256718

>>21256677

>hand on sword
>"i swear, this nigga..."

>> No.21256747

>>21256677
You're going to find that issue with a lot of girls in the popular gacha games. Either pretend their partner doesn't exist or self-insert as him.

>> No.21256786

>>21255230
>>21255230
I'm a cat man myself, cheshire gets the main draw for being smug but riddlecat, catcat, and vanilla cat are great

>> No.21256795

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get a hobby you can do with the wife/wives.
And no, sex ain't a hobby.

>> No.21256800

>>21256677
I dont think cygames has said that they are anything more then work partners.

>> No.21256803

>>21256795
No but making the family bigger is

>> No.21256804

>>21256795
Is polishing treasure a hobby?

>> No.21256805

>>21256786
What would be your ideal cat, then, assuming you were in charge of creating a new species?

>> No.21256823

>>21256747
or could always fuck that guy too
i mean, nekomimi is nekomimi

>> No.21256824

>>21256804
Could be if its for presenting/organizing for presenting.

>>21256805
Lazy himidere with plenty of fluff that brings good luck to those she lives with.
A play on those lucky cat statues.

>> No.21256831

>>21256824
>presenting
You know this never occurred to me. What's the point of a collection if you don't gloat about it to anyone? We need to get on that show Lairz.

>> No.21256859,1 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.21256836

>>21256824
A really classy black cat that hangs out with dark mages, then?

>> No.21256840

>>21256831
>When you have to ask your dragon if she wants them organized by how expensive they are, what era they existed in, when she got them, or culture they belong to.

>> No.21256856

>>21256836
I figure more calico colors.
This is more one that wants to be pampered in exchange for bringing you luck.
Black cats are more for mgic familiars.

>> No.21256859
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21256859

>At the bank
>Have to sign some bullshit to set up a new savings account
>After about 5 pages in you just stop reading them altogether
>When you're finished you look up to the demon bank teller
>She gives you this look
>Looks through papers you just signed and notice one of them was a marriage contract

>> No.21256872

>>21256859
Who signs things without reading? I even read Terms of Service before clicking agree.

>> No.21256890

>>21256795
We play music together. She sings and sometimes plays harmonica, I play guitar and sing harmony. Her voice is amazing.

>> No.21256891

>>21256872

People who thoroughly read contracts must be a demon or tanuki's worst nightmare.

>> No.21256912

>>21256856
I do like the idea of girls with multiple colours in their hair. Might be cool. I was never sold on the whole himedere thing but I can see it suiting a cat very well.

>> No.21256915

>>21256872
>I read Terms of Service before clicking agree
On everything? I heard some ToS's go for so long that it'd take a week or something to read through it all

>> No.21256929

>>21256912
Yup.
Cats have a more 'refined' love as compared to a dogs 'honest' one.
And you can bet she'll be haughtily lounging with a bit of pride about how she's brought you some wealth and deserves pampering.

>> No.21256932

>>21256915
I've never seen that.

>> No.21256944

>>21256859
That's fraud.

>> No.21256950
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21256950

would you get summoned to be a demon queen's consort even if the world you're pulled to has an ongoing conflict between humans and demons?

>> No.21256982

>>21256950
>ongoing conflict between humans and demons
>Age unknown
I bet some human asked her for her how old she is. And I'd love to be her consort so I can bully her about her age

>> No.21256986

>>21256950
Probably not.

>> No.21257001

>>21256950
Same answer as it would be if my waifu faced persecution or weren't welcome in human society. Yes. Forever yes. I chose my side.

>> No.21257032
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21257032

>>21257001
>be consort to demon lord
>the 2nd/3rd in command visibly jealous

what would you do if your demon lord wife decided to loan you out for a night as a commendation award to the officers

>> No.21257075

I want to live in a mansion rum by a bunch of Kikis with major BDSM fetishes!

>> No.21257088

>>21256950
i guess, but things might be boring.

>> No.21257114

>>21257075
I enjoy this idea.

>> No.21257131

>>21257032
Tell her sure, I'll spend some quality time with her secondaries.

I go to her generalissimo's war tent to eat pizza and play poker with the girls. Then in the morning I come home and fuck her brains out.

I can tell the wife didn't really want to go through with it, she just didn't want to snub her commanders and couldn't take it back once the idea came up. I'm a one woman kind of guy, I don't have that much nut to go around. Who needs extra women anyway, when you've already got more woman than you could handle in one?

>> No.21257206

What toppings would various monster girls like on their pizza?
>inb4 meat lovers, sausage, or any similar double entendres

>> No.21257225

>>21257206
Cheese pizza is her favorite, though sometimes she'd add some sort of meat or have something classier like a margherita.

>> No.21257238
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>>21256950
>Demon
No, I'm a religious good boy.
Fuck humanity tho.

>> No.21257255

>>21257238
>religious good boy
>hangs out in the recreational sex with demonic beings general
tfw my religion wholeheartedly approves of fucking monster girls

Also is this image part of a set? I smell a tragic romance.

>> No.21257259

>>21257206
Does cum count?

>> No.21257279

>>21257259
Assume you're sharing the pizza with her. Would you want cum on yours?

>> No.21257286
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>>21257255
We all have our vices, I just can't allow a demonic being to corrupt what's left of me.

And no, I'm pretty sure it's a single image. Just very expressive.

>> No.21257311

>>21255963
Striped.? Thigh highs?
Oh you mean programmer socks.

>> No.21257312

>>21257206
Cheese Pizza.

She's a baphomet

>> No.21257361
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>>21255115
The Monstergirl Cummmunist party:

Seize the means of reproduction!
A man for every monster that needs one!
Succ is good, no-succ bad!
All monsters are equal, but some monsters are more equal than others

Rape is peace
Consent is slavery
Horniness is strength

>> No.21257388

>>21257286
Nerdy Fluff is great for teasing.

>> No.21257407
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21257407

>Ask my kitsune neighbor how old she is
>She starts to chuckle as her eyes go dark
How far should I run?

>> No.21257409
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21257409

I like troublesome merchants.

>> No.21257411

>>21257407
Youre dumb if you cant tell because of her tails

>> No.21257412

How many daughterus do you want to have with your waifu, thread? If you're a commissionfag, post your favorite daughteru art.

>> No.21257415

>>21257409
>"hey kid, wanna buy a duck?"

>> No.21257419

>>21257412
10.

>> No.21257420

>>21257409
She's selling an Awoo Potion!

>> No.21257423

>>21257409
>"C'mon kid, I said I'd pay you for it!"
>"For the last time I'm not selling you my virginity!"

>> No.21257424

>>21257407

It's already too late.

>> No.21257427

>>21257407
It was nice knowing you anon. I wish you luck

>> No.21257428

>>21257412
I only ever invented one but there's no reason I'd refuse more.

>> No.21257430
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21257430

>Hail Satan!

>> No.21257432

>>21257412
Just one!

https://i.imgur.com/tbYlM18.gifv

>> No.21257433

>>21257430
Disgusting, delete this

>> No.21257434

>>21257430
Probably wouldn't post that here

>> No.21257454

>>21257432
No loli-gagging!

>> No.21257467

>>21257454
Why do you think I'd help my daughteru train away her gag reflex anon?

>> No.21257482

>>21257467
because you're an irredeemable degenerate?

>> No.21257499

>>21257482
There's plenty of reasons anon. That one is pretty subjective though.

>> No.21257514

How would a Johnny Bravo type character perform in MGE world?

>> No.21257518

>>21257514
He would end with a Sith

>> No.21257519

>>21257514
Raped when they find out he's all talk.

>> No.21257527

>>21257255
Which religion? You make an interesting case. Just as long as you’re not Boat Mormon

>> No.21257535

>>21257311
I would definitely a cute programmer succubus.

>> No.21257538
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21257538

>Ancient evil monster suddenly kicks down your door
>She says in the future you destroy her plans of world domination
>To stop you she's going to take you right here right now and make you her husband
What do you do anon?

>> No.21257544

>>21257538
Can't we go out on a date first?

>> No.21257546

>>21257538
I tell her she can't rape me in the past or she'll be her own daughter because I'm her dad.
Or something.

>> No.21257547

>>21257527
Native American. Lots of religious stories about animals or ancient spirits turning into beautiful women and taking human husbands. Also no restrictions on recreational sex.

>> No.21257551

>>21257538
She sounds extremely easy to trick, really gullible
>Accept and marry her
>Tell her after we have a children that this was my plan to stop her all the time

>> No.21257565

>>21257551
>Implying she wouldn't both raise your kids and lead her armies from her throne
You're gonna rule the world with her and you're gonna enjoy it

>> No.21257567

>>21257565
Who is going to pick up the children from school then

>> No.21257568

>>21257547
Noice.

>> No.21257570

>>21257538
That’s the most tsundere way to ask a guy out I’ve ever heard.

>> No.21257579

>>21257565
I know what song we’re playing at the wedding https://youtube.com/watch?v=QwkNoJpbNzk

>> No.21257585
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>>21257412
Two! And my favorite pictures of each of my girls change all the time, but for my daughters my favorite would probably be these two pictures - https://i.imgur.com/M2PW5ax.jpg / https://i.imgur.com/Zn93Z9s.jpg

>> No.21257603
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How far do you think the Order will go?
>be young paladin apprentice of the Order
>captain announces there's been cases of heretics conspiring with monsters in a nearby village
>spent entire life living in the city, never seen a monster before outside illustrations in combat reports
>tag along with the other paladins to purge them as my first mission
>stop at some farm
>farm owner nervously steps forward at the command of my captain
>catch glimpse of what looks like a woman with lots of fur and droopy dog ears by the door, and 3 smaller versions of her hiding behind her
>captain accuses the farmer of heresy against the Chief God and orders me and another junior paladin to arrest him, and orders the other paladins to burn the cottage down
>farmer falls to his knees and begs my captain to spare his family
>senior paladins have none of it and begin throwing torches into the house
>farmer tries to run back to the cottage but is restrained
>watch cottage burn down and hear screaming of children from inside
>farmer falls silent and was unresponsive as we load him into a cage
>escort him back to the city to await trial
>captain debriefs us and we head back to our rooms
>pass out almost immediately
>the next day
>hear from servants that someone was publicly executed for conspiring with monsters
>go for routine patrol in the city
>see farmer's body hanging at the town square
>gulp and continue my patrol

>> No.21257622

Is it rude to howl, growl, hiss, or otherwise imitate the sound your wife’s animal counterpart makes while you fuck her? What if it’s just while you climax?

>> No.21257624

>>21257622
You might say something offensive if you dont know animal sounds

>> No.21257631
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>>21257538
Ask another Ancient Evil for help!

>> No.21257634

>>21257631
Let_them_fight.jpg

>> No.21257641

>>21257603
Moot point, you're referring to comical bad guys in a literal hugbox setting. The power of love would have conjured enough random nearby monsters to make a heretic husband of all those paladins.

>> No.21257645

>>21257641
Dont reply to obvious /tg/ pasta

>> No.21257647

>>21257645
I'm bored and desperate enough to discuss anything that isn't "XY what do?"

>> No.21257655
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>>21257647
Vixen, discuss.

>> No.21257659

>>21257647
You mean to tell me you aren’t interested in learning details like what everyone’s waifu’s favorite type of deli meat is?

Mine’s is Genoa Salami, by the way. Not that you care.

>> No.21257662

>>21257631
Is this the Ultimate Lifeform?

>> No.21257663
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21257663

What could possibly go wrong if I commit double suicide with my Dragon wife and bully a Banshee to rez both of us as immortal undead to be together forever?

>> No.21257668

>>21257663
Bearer of the Curse...

>> No.21257670

>>21257659
>Not pastrami
Kuso waibu

>> No.21257671

>>21257663
Tell your Zombie Dragon to stop terrorizing Westeros!

>> No.21257673

>>21256950
This sounds like something on which I wouldn't get a choice in the matter.
If you're asking how I would feel, well, I certainly wouldn't complain.

>> No.21257680

>>21257631
I want to bully ancient evils

>> No.21257689

>>21257680
Tell her that her face makes it look like she's always pouting!

>> No.21257693

>>21257655
"Vixen" is a loaded term. Do you think all foxes play into the meme or do some resent the stereotype and just want to be honest women, maybe busty farm girls in straw hats and loose shirts who can't stop drooling over cock, no matter how much you tell her that those are for breeding egg-laying hens and not eating.

>>21257663
Any banshee easy enough to bully into rezzing you, could easily be bullied by a third party Lich to let her resurrect you at the cost of playing unwitting test subjects. She's made vast improvements in her research into inverse proximity based intelligence

>> No.21257701
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21257701

big ears can hear very lewd things in the distance

>> No.21257706

>>21257701
They must also be good at hearing lewd things being done to them.

>> No.21257710
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>>21257706
nobody would lewd an erune until she's pregnant would they?

>> No.21257744
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21257744

>>21257680
What should be the next Lovecraftian horror added to the encyclopedia?
>Byakhee
Alien looking harpy that carries her mate into space to fuck them. Demonic energy protects her mate from the cold vacuum of space while they fuck.
>Star Vampire
Tentacled scylla that can become invisible but reveals her true form as she absorbs semen. Each tentacle contains a mouth that lets her succ multiple men at the same time, but her pussy is reserved only for one she deems her husband.
>Deep One
Bipedal fish women who are shunned by other aquatic races and abduct human men to rape and breed with, and human females to turn into more Deep Ones; men who continue to have sex with Deep Ones start to mutate into ugly fishmen, and women who are raped by fishmen begin mutating into Deep Ones.
>Mi-Go
Fungal species with a shell like exoskeleton, membranous wings and many antennae. Expert bioengineers who can physically modify their mate in order to have better sex. Reproduces by infecting a human female with a spore after getting fertilized with human sperm, where the infected female will mutate into another Mi-Go.
>Shantak
Large otherworldy wyvern with huge leathery wings and slimy skin. Those they deem worthy as a mate can summon them and ride them as a transport. Extremely fearful of Nightgaunts for some reason.

>> No.21257746

>>21257744
Deep Ones are probably next, they're well known.

>> No.21257772

>>21256128
Nice

>> No.21257776

>>21255949
Give me the feisty irish whiskey fox. She better have a spicy ginger cooch and lots of freckles on her titties.

>> No.21257805
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21257805

Go Go Weasel Rangers!

>> No.21257809

>>21257805
Their martial arts are nothing against the power of my Cobra Kai karate.

>> No.21257821
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21257821

>>21257776
Barmaid foxes are a blessing.

>> No.21257825

>>21257805
Saturday morning kids shows would be way better in a world of mgs. What kind of shows would your daughterus watch anons?

>> No.21257828
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21257828

>At your birthday party
>Thick kiki jumps out of your cake
>Bends over to clean up the mess she just made
How hard you do smack her ass?

>> No.21257832

>>21257825
The ones with the thinly veiled sabbath propaganda.

>> No.21257833

>>21257828
Not at all, I scoop up as much cake as I can.

>> No.21257838

>>21257821
No boob freckles but I'm glad art of this actually exists.

>> No.21257840

>>21257821
Definitely needs more boob freckles.

>> No.21257848

>>21257828
She's getting so much of a spanking it leaves handprints.

>> No.21257860

>>21257821
>That perfect balance of soft, busty and thick
>that adorable expression that's friendly but not smug
>that copper hair in a lazy shoulder braid
>that one-two punch of beer and mofu

Is this the legendary creature known as "wife material"?

>> No.21257863

>>21257848
Anon no her fat buttocks can handle more than your hands!

>> No.21257872

>>21257828
Eh, too thick. Give me a birthday cake mimic instead.

>> No.21257873

>>21257825
A proper lady doesn't need to watch TV. My wife and I only want the best for our girl so she can find a good husband in future, so here's her daily schedule:
>2 hours of music practice with Gandharva-sensei
>4 hours of intensive tuition with Hakutaku-sensei
>2 hours of martial arts training with Amazon-sensei
>2 hours magic training with Dark Mage-sensei
>1.5 hours of sexcraft training with Succubus-sensei
>1.5 hours of cooking training with Kikimora-sensei

>> No.21257884

>>21257838
>>21257840
How about a nose? Can she have one of those first?

>> No.21257889

>>21255742
waiting Manticores to become a fad again

>> No.21257892

>>21257884
Man's gotta have his priorities.

>> No.21257895

>>21257884
For her to nose in just like you right now? No thanks

>> No.21257896

>>21257889
All they really have is tailpussy.
Their disposition of "pretends to not care" isn't exactly a strong point.

>> No.21257912

>>21257892
You can kiss noses. Fox noses are cute.

>>21257895
Oh, you. Everyone was looking at those fox titties together and you know it. I just had a thought, because my nose allows oxygen to reach my brain.

>> No.21257915
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21257915

Who /electrostimulation/ here?

>> No.21257918

>>21257915
I'm more about that electric relaxation.

>> No.21257924
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21257924

>>21257892
Quite.

>> No.21257936

>>21257924
The little dot that implies a nose is good enough. Thank you. Now the big soft titties can be squashed and slapped safely.

>> No.21257939

>>21257936
Just use the ms paint pencil next time then

>> No.21257944
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21257944

Dark mage stuff is good

>> No.21257945

>>21257939
That's like saying we should mspaint some freckles on those titties. It's just incorrect.

>> No.21257951

>>21257944
That boy drank his milk, huh.

>> No.21257957

>>21257951
More like her milk

>> No.21257964

>>21257944
I love momsters raising their sons to be big burly men. Especially if they do /ss/ sometimes as well.

>> No.21257976

Is a baphomet with a polycerate mutation extra powerful?

>> No.21258035
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21258035

So salamanders, am I right?

>> No.21258044

>>21258035
Oh yeah, axolotl girls when?

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21258049

>>21258044
Hope you love tacos

>> No.21258053

>>21258049
Never had one, but for her sake I will learn of her cave-diving cuisines.

>> No.21258075

>>21258044
Wouldn't that just be a permanently loli salamander?

>> No.21258078

>>21258075
But they're so cute though!

>> No.21258081

>>21258035
Still want that milf twin spear salamander

>> No.21258203
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>> No.21258219

>>21258203
Are you sure that's a lizard? She's got horns.

>> No.21258220

>>21258219
just a horny lizard

>> No.21258240

>>21258203
Dumb lizard. Would let care for me, though

>> No.21258307

>>21257828
She's getting a kiss on the cheek

>> No.21258312

>>21258203
Liz is for impregnating

>> No.21258348 [DELETED] 

отличный подарок [url=https://cllon.ru/category/podarki-dlya-muzhchin/]отличный подарок[/url] на день рождения мужчине

>> No.21258355

>>21258348
What did he mean by this?

>> No.21258362

>>21258355
Russian Automatons are watching

>> No.21258364

>>21258355
Potatoes, cabbage, vodka, Adidas, Lada.

>> No.21258369
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21258369

>>21258348
>>21258355
Tri poloski

>> No.21258374

>>21258362
>Russian Automatons
She can fly five hectares on a single tank of cum!

>> No.21258516
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21258516

Demon Lord and her Husband

>> No.21258544

>>21258516
>fake horns.

>> No.21258546

>>21257538
>Wants World Domination to secure a man for herself
>Just turns out taking the future hero pre-emptively and making herself a mother will stop her plans in its' tracks as she will be too busy caring for her kids to want to rule the world

World is saved I guess.

>> No.21258565
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21258565

Guys I think there's something wrong with my kiki

>> No.21258575

>>21258565
I know what you mean. Meidozawa obviously chews her nails.

>> No.21258597

>>21258565
maybe she's just ill, have you tried to turn her off then turn her on?

>> No.21258631

>>21257825
>Now stay tuned for 6 hours of golf.

>> No.21258750
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21258750

Catgirl wife
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/1122858141077708806

>> No.21258757

>>21258631
>Wendidad sinks into his Lazyboy and turns on golf channel
>Wendi daughters immediately go outside to play in the snow before they get bored to death
>Wendidad finally gets a few moments of peace and quiet

>> No.21258763

>>21258750
Wow, your wife sure likes to stick things up her butt!

>> No.21258765
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21258765

>>21255269
yes

>> No.21258767

>>21258750
Species confusion?
>>21258757
Does Wendidad get excited for hockey though?

>> No.21258768
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21258768

>>21258750
>Monster girls cosplaying as other species
I wonder how mad cat girls are at your waifu, gazerfag

>> No.21258777

>>21258767
Wendidad has a Winterstown Sasquatches Jersey and watches every game, they may not make the playoffs every year but he's a diehard fan

>> No.21258803

>>21258765
>responding 14 hours later

>> No.21258807

How many people that go on these threads do you suppose have ended up on the news?

>> No.21258816
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>>21258803
I wanted to make sure he got the message, Senko is too precious to not see

>> No.21258822

>>21258816
>chair clattering
Is this a Blade Runner reference?

>> No.21258827

>>21258822
Yeah

>> No.21258841

Femdom is very ubiquitous in relation to MGE for whatever reason. KC could have set up a fun, lighter hearted, erotic fantasy where you get to bang hot monster girls like he was aiming for. It just his lore tidbits inbetween the setting seems to nose dive into accidental grimderp what with corruption mind warping, inescapable relationships regardless of each others wants, onset extinction of humanity.

And while he has addressed these things, the point is, he didn't even have to do that in the first place

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21258851

>>21258765
I love me some hats

>> No.21258860

Out of the monsters listed, Which ones are the best Momsters, the best Onee-sans, and the best CCs:
>Banshees
>Demons
>Succubi
>Pharoah
>Dark Mage
>Kejourou
>Unagi Joro
>Inari

>> No.21258867

>>21258841
You're reading too much into fluff text looking for a reason to be upset. The only thing grimdark is your personal search for something to get mad at.
Everything works out happily in the MGE because it's feel-good wish-fulfillment fantasy. That's the whole point of it. I don't see how that's so hard to understand.

>> No.21258868
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21258868

>>21258860
>Best momsters
Pharaoh, Demon, Dark Mage, Inari
>Best onee-sans
Succubi, Unagi Joro
>Best CCs
Banshee, Kejourou

>> No.21258869

>>21258768
They probably aren't mad at all. If anything, they would be proud that at least when cosplaying as them Gazers are cute.

>> No.21258870

>>21258867
its a tg cross post. just ignore it.

>> No.21258873

>>21258860
Momster
>Troll
Onee-san
>Troll
CC
>Troll

>> No.21258875

>>21258868
Interesting choice for demon. May i ask why you put them there and not say kejourou?

>> No.21258878

>>21258873
I knew i was forgetting a species or two.
add Titanias and Trolls to >>21258860

>> No.21258890

>>21258841
Almost made me give a serious reply
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/65947890/#65956695
To anyone else, remember to desuarchive short phrases from suspicious posts to avoid falling for a spammer with no opinions of his own.

>> No.21258897

>Start streaming in mamonoville
>suddenly 300 viewers
>you're being hosted by one of the most vile, most toxic, most aggressively horny mamono streamers on the site
>chatroom flooded with ShogChamp, sexual harassment, and copypasta
>someone drops a hundred bucks and demands you take your shirt off
>next donation is a hundred fifty demanding that you write their name in permanent marker on your chest
>"guys, this is a safe for work stream, calm down"
>your address gets posted in chat
>someone recognizes the street name
>hear someone kick down your door moments later

>> No.21258898

>>21258860
You forgot one category, "Which ones are the best lolis"

>> No.21258899
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21258899

>>21258875
I chose Demon as a momster because I love the idea Anon bringing home his date for homecoming and his mom bringing out the contract saying to never break his heart. And for Kejourou I didn't know what a CC was so I just put two of my least favorite monsters there

>> No.21258901

>>21258899

A CC is a Christmas Cake of course.

>> No.21258907

>>21258897
I'd totally take off my shirt and write that name down.

>> No.21258916

>>21258899
Christmas Cakes. I was debating between them or office ladys/OLs.

>> No.21258925
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21258925

>>21258899
Demons in sweaters are very good.

>> No.21258924

>>21258897
>Getting raped on stream by your waifu.
Sounds fun.

>> No.21258940

>>21258897
Can monstergirls tell if you’re married over the internet?

>> No.21258944
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>>21258940
I'm sure there's apps.

>> No.21258953

>>21258897
>Anon not going Home Alone and setting up traps for the monsters to fall into
>Not streaming the whole thing as the bumbling Alps get brained by a demon silver paint can
>Hellhounds slipping in the greased kitchen and sliding into the backyard, up the slide and over the fence
>Hornet gals breaking down the front door only for a bucket of honey to drench them
>Bee girl neighbors smells them and instantly dogpile them
>Vampires getting sunlamps shone on them
>Pitting Lizardgirls and Salamanders against each other by asking which one of them is the strongest
>Anon putting out the finest sake for the Onis, but only enough for one so they have to fight over it
>Closing the curtains and moving furniture around his house so when the Cheshire Cats try to teleport in they get stuck in the coffee table or couch
>Pouring out paint on a Lich covering her favorite cloak in baby blue
>Then shocking her and turning her into a skeleton when she tries to wash it off

>> No.21258955

>>21258897
IMO this is the very best theme for content - the web being completely filled with horny mamonos. It is easy to relate to - because whoever reads it, is currently reading/shitposting on the web, that is prolly a big part of it?
I wish all the writers tried to do more of this, not yet another adventure or domestic drama story #12345 that gets lost with all the others.

>> No.21258959
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21258959

>>21258944
>Succubus virus
>Demands that you get her an Automaton body or she'll post all your porn on social media
>When you get her one she isn't used to having a body and instantly falls over exposing her ass
>Tells you not to try anything funny or she'll spill your secrets
Are you strong enough to resist?

>> No.21258967

>>21258959
If I turn off the wi-fi, she'll be stuck in the body and can't do shit about my porn.

>> No.21259022

>>21258959
>Body has no wireless functions, only a USB port.
>Delete what little porn I have on the PC

Then the real fun begins
Matron model here we come!

>> No.21259061

>>21258924
Pretty sure the most popular streams are the ones where the streamer gets raped by a monstergirl.

Couples watching said stream would probably having sex themselves too.

>> No.21259072

>>21258924
It’s not rape if I want it.
And me being her chair would be a common occurrence

>> No.21259086

>>21259061
>Be unknown streamer.
>Have a secret waifu.
>One day waifu comes home Extremely horny.
>Cant wait till after and proceeds to sex you hard.
>Number a view spikes hard with the chat exploding.
>Become a sensation over one time.
>Start to stream with your waifu.
>People start donating for waifu to rape you.
>eventually start a "super sexy surprise time" where you go at it on stream.

>>21259072
Same. My wife would pin me with her slime and ride me at anytime during stream.

>> No.21259125

>>21259086
>Anon plays Sekiro
>He gets raped by his waifu every time he dies

>> No.21259132

>>21259086
It would be a variety of things with me and the other wife showing up as guests on occasion

>> No.21259155

>>21258897
I'll market myself as the husbando streamer, call every single viewer my wife, and you'd best believe I'd take off that shirt.

>> No.21259156

>>21258959
I really want to see a Troll cosplaying as 2B

>> No.21259162

>>21258959
I bet she probably leaked your address to a certain company staffed by many many CC monstergirls because you ignored her for too long.

>> No.21259165

>>21259125
It would be funny to do that with my wife. Little does she know I already cleared the game a handful of times.

>> No.21259206

>>21259156
>leotard ripping noises intensify
>”h-honeybunch, I-it’s a little too small for my tushy...!”

>> No.21259251

>>21258959
>Automooton.

>> No.21259377

>>21259206
Troll too pure for her lewd body

>> No.21259398

>>21259377
The best kind of Troll right there.
>she doesn’t realize what she’s doin to you when she cuddles up by sitting on your lap to watch a movie at night

>> No.21259492

Banshee-san cries over this poor, deceased thread.

>> No.21259493
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21259493

It's okay to feed this Troll.

>> No.21259498

>>21259493
But is it okay to feed a gremlin after midnight?

>> No.21259512

>>21259498
But it’s always after midnight!

>> No.21259551
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21259551

Awoo!

>> No.21259567

>>21259498
It's okay if you feed her dick.

>> No.21259580

>>21259493
Gonna stick my dick in that mouth.
Gonna tie her head to my waist, so that she can't pull back.
Gonna keep it that way for several hours while I game.

>> No.21259582

>>21259580
Your promises, they look like lies

>> No.21259586

>>21259582
Well, the third one may be. I'm not sure if I'd be able to hold out that long before wanting the real grand prize down under.

>> No.21259618

>>21259165
I could see someone with a Wight waifu do this

>Anon is doing well, no deaths for while now
>She starts tickling him with her claws as he's fighting a boss
>Eventually he messes up and dies

>> No.21259620
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>> No.21259635

>>21259586
Your honesty, like a back that hides a knife.

>> No.21259704

Dark Mages smoking illicit demon realm substances from their pipes in non-smoking areas!

>> No.21259761

>>21259620
seems like a very lewd kuu

>> No.21259765

>>21259618
Luckily that's cheating so it doesn't count. It just proves that she is a sore loser.

>> No.21259779

Pink clan Kunoichi with big tits straining against their skintight bodysuits!

>> No.21259810

>>21259551
No awoo zone. €350 fine

>> No.21259861 [DELETED] 
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21259861

This commission was also finished today. It's the start of an afterschool-themed series of commissions that I have planned. Next one is gonna involve her wearing a school swimsuit, I think.

>> No.21259863

Holy shit it’s shockingly dead today, whu happon?

>> No.21259867

>>21259863
Heatwaves?

>> No.21259869

>>21259863
Im at work

>> No.21259872
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21259872

This commission was also finished today. It's the start of an afterschool-themed series of commissions that I have planned. Next one is gonna involve her wearing a school swimsuit, I think.
http://twitter.com/DearCottonCandy/status/1122915952373293056

>> No.21259873

>>21259872
She needs to charge her phone
Pretty good though!

>> No.21259874

>>21259863
Anons work, anon

>> No.21259875

>>21259863
My waifu is pretty cute.

>> No.21259876

>>21259551
Spicy Awoo

>> No.21259878

>>21259863

This thread had been taken over by the undead kingdoms.

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>>21259867
Would make sense, why post when it's hot as could be, when you could go and beat the heat

>> No.21259883

>>21259863
Rather this than the rampant shitposting last thread. I do wish it was livelier, though.

>> No.21259884

>>21259878
Does being dead inside count as undead?

>> No.21259887

>>21259872
Gazer, someone has to clean that desk. They do it late in the day when most people are at home and likely aren't paid that much for it. Please be more thoughtful of others, gazer. Not everyone wants to clean up after you. Try bringing some paper towels next time.

>> No.21259891

>>21259887
>not clean it with her panties and have her wearing it home

>> No.21259893

>>21259872
>That face
>All I see is Bueno.jpg

>> No.21259897

>>21259887
I'd imagine the janitors in a school full of monstergirls and human boys are pretty experienced with cleaning cum off of literally every surface imaginable.

>> No.21259906

>>21259863
One or two people probably ate a ban, it happens.
>>21259872
Looking flat there, nice.

>> No.21259912

>>21259884

No.

>> No.21259918
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21259918

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

>> No.21259927

>>21259918
Middle, want to spank her during doggy style.

>> No.21259930

>>21259918
None, none of these are sabbath approved.

>> No.21259963

>>21259918
Tiddies too big.

>> No.21259982
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21259982

>>21259867
>38c
>feels like 44c
I want to bury my face in her mofu

>> No.21260031

>>21259982
>60F here
>which ordinarily wouldn’t be a problem
>except the building is running the fucking AC for some reason
I want my Hellwife.

>> No.21260054

>>21259872
Excellent artist and good wife. Way to be, anon.

>> No.21260063

>>21259872
>schoolgirl
Is your wife really that young?

>> No.21260120

>>21260063
She's not particularly young, she just physically ages slowly.

>> No.21260153

>>21260120
>She just physically ages slowly
Ahh, so she lies about her age so you keep thinking she ages slowly when in reality it's you that keeps her young due to liking her better that way

>> No.21260155
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>>21259918
This one

>> No.21260159
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>>21259867
What heatwaves? It's snowing here right now.

>> No.21260172
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>>21260159
I'd enjoy that better than the freezing rain I'm getting. Someones got to tell the Ice Queen that winter is over and she can stop trying to make it snow

>> No.21260197

>>21260153
There's nothing wrong with preferring your wife to stay tiny no matter how old she is.

>> No.21260244

>>21259863
Finals tomorrow. I’m fecked

>> No.21260251
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>invited to a bacchanal
>notice obvious witch in a corner
>something is fishy
>no point in circling the issue
>bluntly ask her if the drinks are spiked
>she snickers
>"the potions aren't spiked"
>look at the ongoing party
What sorts of potions were served in the party?

>> No.21260350

>>21260251
Juice boxes. With near-lethal doses of high fructose corn syrup.

>> No.21260353

>>21255141
Demons/succ/lilims in uniform is always appealing 2bh. Would serve under one.

>> No.21260401

>>21260353
I might be fine with my waifu joining the DL's army, simply for the sexy uniform.

>> No.21260402

>>21260353
this
If I had one with a high position I would brag about in the bar and rub it under other's nose.

>> No.21260406

>>21260401
Who is your waifu?

>>21260402
She might find out!

>> No.21260409

>>21260406
A Dark Slime who would look good in a Demons outfit.

>> No.21260421

>>21260409
Important that she gets the legs right

>> No.21260424

>>21260406
>being smug and bragging about my waifu works for the DL in the bar
>everyone laughs
>it turns out she actually does work for the DL, even if I tought I was bullshitting
>get "raped" by waifu for leaking military secrets

>> No.21260431

What species do you want to have a advanced species like zombie and wight

>> No.21260442

>>21260431
Skeleton's due for something.

>> No.21260453

>>21260424
The scary part would be that she serves in the intelligence unit. That's how she knows you "leaked" it. They don't mess about.

>> No.21260455

>>21260442
I really like the basic Skeleton.

>> No.21260466

>>21260442
I thought skeletons turned into liches?

>> No.21260470

>>21260466
No, nothing turns into a Lich except a human woman now.
I think skellies may go into Revenants.
That or Skeletal Champions/Mages

>> No.21260471

>>21260466
Only if you have the cloak of the undead king.

>> No.21260522

>>21260471
An excessive, uncomfortably high amount of power Lich waifus.

>> No.21260622

Automanee plays Eurobeat when she flies.

>> No.21260668

>>21260470
>I think skellies may go into Revenants.
Now I'm imagining a revenant girl getting startled by anon opening a door, going AAAAA and decking him with a swift punch.

>> No.21260689

How much onee-chan power do high ranking demon generals have?

>> No.21260737

The eternal question.
What should I beat off to tonight, baphomet or holstaur?

>> No.21260744

>>21260689
Very high onee-power. They relax after a hard day of conquering by spoiling and doting on their beloved otoutos.

>> No.21260749

>>21260737
Always Baphomets.

>> No.21260787
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>>21260737
Holsts are wonderful but then again

>> No.21260789

>>21260737
Only baphomets.

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21260792

>>21260787
Onee Goats are the best, of course.

>> No.21260798

>>21260787
The worst baphomet.

>> No.21260802

>>21260792
Her human form and clothes are sexier

>> No.21260808

>>21260737
Holsts. Big tits are amazing.

>> No.21260814

>>21260744
>Demon general comes home after a hard day of conquering/planning
>Her "otouto" had prepared dinner for her(or at least tried to)
This would break even the most stoic demon generals

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>>21260808
I love big tits but damn, Holsts do fuck all for me.
I prefer my cows to be figurative.

>> No.21260844

>>21260831
>Excited over a hamburger
My kind of girl.

>> No.21260858

>>21260802
Honestly I have to agree, that mom/house-wife outfit is great.

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>>21260814
I want my wives to treat me like an otouto butt they're al NBR. Life is suffering unless I can figure out a way to make them like the idea.
>>21260802
I like both forms equally to be honest.
>>21260831
She looks like the type to speak in a thick Japanese accent. "HAMBAGAH!"

>> No.21260866

>>21260831
Cow foxes are perfection

>> No.21260868

>>21259863
Drinking alot my guy.

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>>21260814
>young demon lord's rule and tactics are controversial, and she faces some scrutiny from older, more experienced commanders
>some question her leadership and as always there are conspirators working behind her back
>she always tries her best though, and usually succeeds on her conquest
>every time she comes home, she's greeted at the door by her biggest fan
>a guilty pleasure she keeps secret from her secondaries at all costs
>her favorite human boy, wearing the butler outfit she requested with his hair back just the way she likes it
>it changes from time to time, but for the most part he affectionately calls her 'nee-san' and does his best to spoil her
>the few times she had him in public she had him dress like her lewd personal manservant, but she likes it better this way
>she can soften and let her hair down when it's just the two of them doing their little domestic routine
>as much as she loves leading a big charge or forcing an enemy territory into submission, she sometimes wishes she could just retire and live simpler
>at least until her beloved 'otouto' fanboys over how cool she looked in that last siege
>she will always carry a demon silver sword so she can protect that smile

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>>21260844
>>21260866
Precisely.

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>>21260858
>>21260859
For me it's the long, plain dress, straight black hair and side-tie panties that do it. Her horns aren't really my style and her color palette in her demon form is all over the place, but her simple and homely look without all the random eyeballs is really charming.

>> No.21260937

>>21257407

you wont even get to die tired.

>> No.21261097
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21261097

God damn I love maids.

>> No.21261141

>>21261097
Are Trolls pesky? The verdict is out. They're sweet luvable homely housewives, but I can't imagine they get through a day without 'unknowingly' bending over showing an outline of their huge ass or reaching to get something over you and 'accidentally' shoving their massive freckled tits in your face.
I'm thinking they're pesky.

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>>21261141
Pesky is one word for it.

>you will never have a faceful of squishy troll ass or soft freckletitty that smells like daisies

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>>21261141
That's like, standard operating procedure though.
The only way to avoid that is with either:
>Ultra-professional maids
>Maids who didn't necessarily want to be maids

>> No.21261210

>>21261173
need more facesitting art

>> No.21261212

>>21261187
Ultra professional maids huh? Like ones that are naive enough to truly believe it when they think a Master shouldn't copulate with his lowly Troll meido?

>> No.21261228

>>21261212
Not necessarily, but ones trained to take their job seriously enough to the point where they're not trying to constantly distract master from his duties.
That doesn't mean they won't assist in the bedroom, however.

>> No.21261271

>>21261212
>she curtsies in proper traditional maid form, stooping low to the ground as she lifts her skirt
>completely unaware that anon is definitely looking down her cleaveage, and enjoying the scent that wafts up as her skirt drops back down

>> No.21261320

>>21261187
>Maids who didn't necessarily want to be maids
Glacies maid who signed up because no one else in Winterstown wanted to apply for Babushka Kiki's maid service, her Ice Queen mom wanted her to get out more and have a part time job

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>>21261320
Now you're talking.
Dares work similarly well, and there are few things that make an MG more dedicated than having a point to prove.

>> No.21261411

Name an artist and scenario for a vanilla mge doujin you would like to see made. As always the history of the artist does not matter and it will be vanilla mge.

>> No.21261416

I am almost done with this story. Writing fairy give me strength.

>> No.21261418

>>21261416
Ganbate

>> No.21261488

>>21261411
>saemon
>troll and her husband are trying their hardest to have a baby
>have so much sex they get burnt out
>wife starts pulling out all the stops to bring back his erection
>montage of different costumes and roleplay scenarios to try to get the babies made
>finally succeeds when troll pretends she's already pregnant, and her husband slams her so hard out of joy that he incubizes and she gets knocked up for real

>Hroz
>a big fluffy lazy kobold maid decides she wants to seduce her master so she can stop working and be the lady of the house
>she was completely unaware that her master only kept her around because he already secretly loved her
>she bashfully entices him, dropping hints as she tries to slowly lure him in
>he gladly jumps her and rails her well into the next morning
>by the time the sun is up she's definitely pregnant and he's making wedding plans
>it all happens so fast her mind is still blown even as he's falling asleep in her arms

>> No.21261567

>>21261411
Get Chouzetsu Bishoujo Mine to do a series on the girls from the maid cafe posts.

>> No.21261571

>>21261411
A doujin with a man helping his Crow Tengu wife with her mating season. I don't pay too much attention to doujin artists, so maybe Sasamori Tomoe?

>> No.21261579

>>21261571
Sasamori Tomoe needs to do one on a day in the life of a Pharaoh's male "servant".

>> No.21261608

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some monsters still haven't adapted to modern day lifestyles.
So please be gentle at the dating service when an elf from a desert clan in an isolated part of the world seems confused as to why you don't just defeat your boss in honorable combat and replace them at work.

>> No.21261623

>>21261411
I would like to see a doujin on pslimes and their corruption. Maybe at the starts its a living pslime living clothes scenario that is about corrupting the women and ends with her attracting a husband. Preferably it would include the sex with her husband with that ending in a big creampie. Not sure what artist it should be by.

>> No.21261661

>>21261411
Asanagi doing a tankuboun about mouse harem shenanigans.

>> No.21261673

>"if you play with them, they'll get bigger"
>that one tanuki girl who always tries to fondle your balls that keeps asking your cup size

>> No.21261689

>>21261673
She's not a bright one is she?

>> No.21261695

>>21261623
Fuetakishi for that liquid play.

>> No.21261724

Welp. Forgot to save my pastebin and lost three hours of work. Fuck my life.

>> No.21261730

>>21261724
Might be able to resend the data if you reopen it in your browser history or use the back button.

>> No.21261774

I want to make out with my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru at the same time!

>> No.21261776

>>21261730
Too late. It's all gone. As is my motivation for the night. I'm sad now.

>> No.21261825

>>21261776
Let this be a lesson in saving regularly.

>> No.21261884

>>21261724
Git notepad++

>> No.21261925

Kikis cleaning with nipple clamps and tight rope
body harnesses under their maid dresses!

>> No.21261949

>>21261925
hot! imagine how horny they're gonna be at the end of the day!

>> No.21262036

Would you want to see bird monster girls like blue jay,toucan etc?

>> No.21262039

>>21262036
We need duck harpies. Their children would be dangerously cute.

>> No.21262045

>>21262039
DUCK RAPE

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>>21262036
We could use some vibrant tropical harpies for sure.

>> No.21262070

>>21262039
>little loli Harpies with the fluffiest light yellow wings
>love to follow their mama and/or papa in a line wherever they go
>excellent swimmers, love taking baths too
>favorite outfit is the one-piece school swimsuit
I need.

>> No.21262073

>"Marshal, all twelve of the paladins before me were ambushed and captured. All of them knew they were coming, brought the right equipment, they even knew the Paladins' names. What is going on here?"
>"Dont worry about it, Brother. Now hypothetically speaking, do you like short or tall women?"

-Conversation between two Order Personnel

>> No.21262076

>>21262073
Ah, Sir Stephen Trustworthy has risen in rank.

>> No.21262085

>>21262036
Andean Condor
Cock of the rock
Potoo

>> No.21262090

>>21262036

I want to see Hummingbird Harpies that are around the size of a Fairy

>> No.21262094

>>21262090
We had a story about one of those a long time ago. I don't remember if she was all the way fairy sized, but I do know that she vibrated.

>> No.21262098

>>21262094
you can't just say that and not post a link.

>> No.21262104

>>21262076
I've been wanting to transfer to more active areas; my boss has been acting strangely ever since I mentioned it to her. Is Sir Trustworthy a good place to go?

>> No.21262106

>>21262098
https://pastebin.com/KczLjkvx

>> No.21262108

>>21262104
Better than Baron Bootybonker.

>> No.21262113

>>21262076
Good ole sir stephen. Mans a wonder. Aperently he had gotten new equipment for entire sister hood. The mood in the place improved drastically after.

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Guys I need names for 5 squids and one barnacle.

>> No.21262116 [DELETED] 

>>21262108
>>21262113
Stop RPing you dumb niggers.

>> No.21262118

>>21262116
And then Sir Buzzkill entered the hall and nobody had a good time anymore.

>> No.21262124

>>21262116
At least be consistent. The people saying what they would do to their waifus is roleplaying to an extent.

>> No.21262128

>>21262124
I'm not him but RP has never been OK here. This specific instance is way more off topic than waifu stuff too.

>> No.21262132

>>21262124
Some waifu stuff definitely borders on rp and I try to call it out too, but you dummies aren't even discussing monstergirls.

>> No.21262138

>>21262132
>>21262128
Steve the Traitor was just before your time.

>> No.21262148

>>21262132
What do you think happened to the sisterhood to make them happier.

>> No.21262176

>>21262138
What started Steve the traitor?

>> No.21262181

>>21262176
Old thing where a group of men were corned my monsters and it turns put Steve had informed/was married to a lilim and had set the whole thing up

>> No.21262227

>>21262036
i want a lammergeier harpy

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21262244

Give her the big meat.

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21262245

>>21260749
>>21260787
>>21260789
Baphomet it is then

>> No.21262246

>>21262245
https://i.imgur.com/AsQ8qed.jpg
this may help

>> No.21262253

>>21262246
That's an oldie but a goodie.
I have that one already, but thanks anyways anon!

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21262268

i want a small tummy to lay on

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>>21262268
How about abs?

>> No.21262276
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21262276

>>21262273
those are just as good

>> No.21262314

>>21262268
The only thing more soothing than a monster girl loli's tummy is an onee-san's lap.

>> No.21262339

>>21262314
I want a momster lap to lay on so bad.

>> No.21262362

>>21262339
https://i.imgur.com/EBCXzfL.png
make one into a mommy then

>> No.21262515

>>21262244
Look at the size of that diamond!

>> No.21262522

>>21262244
>throwing a piece of meat instead of flowers
>next woman to get married is invariably a Wendigo

>> No.21262526

>>21262515
i like the fun new accessories you can get for an mg wife

>> No.21262529

>>21262526
I hope big rings for big fluffy tails catches on.

>> No.21262579
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>>21262529
Big rings for big fluffy ringtails.

>> No.21262584

>>21262515
Plot twist: She's just really fucking small.

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21262592

>>21262579
>Yakuza security guards
I bet once she gets older they'll cockblock her all the time

>> No.21262650

>>21262579
>>21262592
What does the mofu security do to clueless young men who try to rob their property?

>> No.21262658

>>21262650
There's a dungeon in the basement I'm sure.

>> No.21262672

>>21262658
>Tortured by mofu mob
hot

>> No.21262679

>>21262672
It's hot until a degenerate fox starts to suffocate you with her tails while milking you dry.

>> No.21262692

>>21262679
Mofu criminals are great for fearboner

>> No.21262816

I want a red Demon. Bright red, like a fucking stop sign, with white hair to boot.

>> No.21262820

>>21262579
Dangerous Mofu, but I still wanna fluff it.

>> No.21262832

>>21262816
Sounds like an Oni

>> No.21262837

>>21262820
https://i.imgur.com/QjI8pS1.jpg
fluffing the small one is the most dangerous

>> No.21262839
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21262839

>>21262816
Boof

>> No.21262846

>>21262832
No, a Demon, with the wings and the tail. Contracts, too.
Like a shiny Pokemon but instead of a Pokemon it's a monster girl that wants to sit on my face and then get knocked up afterwards.

>> No.21262854
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21262854

>>21262839
Fight the oni!

>> No.21262903

>>21262837
Because you have to take responisbility?

Imagine having to be dragged before the Mofu Yakuza Oyabun, to explain that you've fluffed her tail and the future marriage arrangements that will have to be made.

>> No.21262911

>>21262846
>monster girl that wants to sit on my face and then get knocked up afterwards
Hell is the new heaven

>> No.21262916

>>21262846
I want a shiny Gremlin that has blue fur instead of green.

>> No.21262921

>>21262903
It wouldn't be so bad if they let me wear clothes after the wedding but...

>> No.21262923
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21262923

>>21262916
Mesoamerican empress Pharaoh
Chinese empress Pharaoh
Victorian Pharaoh

>> No.21262934
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21262934

>>21262911
>Welcome to hell, what are ya having?
Doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.21262937

>>21262934
They have stretchy meat!

>> No.21262940

Rich people have alot of places where they hide extra cash like them offshore accounts and or Swiss accounts and other places a rich person keeps extra cash.

Surely Danukis would do the same.

>> No.21262942

>>21262937
Yeah, no veggies in hell, because veggies are good for you and that's bad! In hell you get to eat stuff that's all fried and greasy and sizzling.

>> No.21262946

>>21262940
Pocket dimensions give a new meaning to deep pockets.

>> No.21262950
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21262950

Well, are you team honeybee or team hornet?

>> No.21262953

How do danukis network?

>> No.21262964

>>21262940
They hid some in their tails. The Mofu Constitution protects fluffy tails from being forcefully searched, among other things.

>> No.21262983

>>21262903
A very exciting day!

>> No.21262992

>>21262950
Team hornet desperately needs updated art.

>> No.21263030

>>21262950
Bees are fuzzy and cute
Hornets and wasps are just dicks

>> No.21263046

>>21263030
Would you eat your honeybee waifu's honey, mouth-to-mouth perhaps?

>> No.21263091
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21263091

Eat Honey Cunny cereal, part of a balanced breakfast!

>> No.21263141

>>21262950
Bee for sure. They are nice, gentle and cute.

>> No.21263184
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21263184

>>21262950
Whichever lets me marry the Queen.

>> No.21263225

>>21263030
Big buff bumblebabes

>> No.21263241

>>21263091
I don't eat breakfast.

>> No.21263247

>>21263241
>Menacing Kiki noises

>> No.21263259

>>21263247
But my body is not receptive to solids until several hours after I wake up!

>> No.21263263
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21263263

>>21263241
>Skipping the most important meal of the day
>In this house?!?
You'll eat your wheaties if even if kiki has to feed you like a goddamn baby birb.

>> No.21263270

>>21263247
>>21263263
But Saitama said a banana is enough...

>> No.21263277

>>21263259
Excuses are not tolerated on this matter

>>21263270
That’s still a small breakfast and tolerated

>> No.21263278

>>21263263
Imagine ignoring a former dark warrior Kiki She'd probably lift the bed up and shake it until you fall off.

>> No.21263280

>>21263270
Saitama went bald.

>> No.21263284

>>21263278
Stern combat kiki is the best!

>> No.21263289

>>21263278
Aww yes, that's the good shit.

>> No.21263294

>>21263280
Genetics!

>> No.21263350

>>21263270
Exactly. A banana isn’t not breakfast.

>> No.21263358
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21263358

>>21263030
Need an mg version of this

>> No.21263411

>>21263358
You know I hardly ever see either bees or wasps, it's all about that bumblebee life where I live.

>> No.21263456
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21263456

>>21263358
MGE bees seem nice enough. What little I've read of the hornets is that they're more into the proactive dating and get into fights with honeybees over boys.

Then again, honeybees bully plant girls for nectar so it might just be a big silly cycle of bullying.

>> No.21263466

>>21263456
Life in a honeybee hive would be so easy. You're essentially a drone bee, and just like in real life, your only job is to fuck. The rest of the time you're just lazing around doing whatever you feel like. You get premium honey straight from the waifu. And if you're lucky, you're the queen's husbando, and you're the father of the entire hive!

>> No.21263569

I wonder how loud a Bee/Hornet girls buzzing is, especially when they're all together in their hive.

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